#jojolion

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teal brook
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I didn't realize how long it takes to read 10 chapters or so, I was reading for like 3 hours

runic adder
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Yea the chapters are long

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I feel like they go by pretty quickly tho

teal brook
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yeah I agree

runic adder
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Since jjl has pretty quick action

teal brook
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makes me sad Rai didn't finish the deed on wou 😔

runic adder
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Yea rai was a real g

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It’s a shame he ended like that

teal brook
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😔

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also, did Ms. Nijimura die?

rocky charm
hard meteor
teal brook
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ah, I figured, but I wasn't too confident

runic adder
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Rai will always be remembered for his dumptruck ass tho

runic adder
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Rei theory may prevail, who knows

teal brook
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I don't understand how you can be that thick

runic adder
teal brook
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lmao

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wait a minute, the last person to be that thick was Johnny 🗿

rocky charm
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For a sec when you said "thick" I thought you were calling us stupid for thinking Rai could survive

teal brook
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oh no, lmao never

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I think he's still alive some how

runic adder
runic adder
teal brook
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It didn't hit anything vital, right? yeah...

runic adder
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Unless there’s a wall eye fusion i don’t see it happening

teal brook
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😔

runic adder
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By josukes bubbles

hard meteor
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It hit all of his vitals lol

teal brook
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shtoopidt bubles

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😔 I know...

runic adder
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Yea rai is way too battered to be healed at this point

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Jobin, on the other hand

teal brook
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Jobin's death was really weird

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ngl

runic adder
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Jk jk

teal brook
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He like bled out.

runic adder
teal brook
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what a way to go

runic adder
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While it is a hot pants level death I don’t think jobin was that unimportant to deserve it

teal brook
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yeah it was really sudden.

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However.

runic adder
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However?

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I do believe there will be another fusion in jojolion

teal brook
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He will pay for his sins, for what he's done to the man himself Norisuke 🗿

runic adder
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At some point

teal brook
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oh

runic adder
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It’s possible tho

teal brook
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Do you think he just passed out?

minor ore
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speed king can be very deadly though

runic adder
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If there are no fakeout deaths in this arc it will be the most main/minor characters dead in a single arc. Which does fit since it is the longest arc so far

runic adder
minor ore
runic adder
hard meteor
runic adder
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But he’s just hit in so many vital points

teal brook
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we shall see

runic adder
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Cuz jobin could seal his wounds

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He has lost a lot of blood but, jojo characters have survived worse before

teal brook
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this is true.

rocky charm
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If we count all of D4C as one mega-arc, it kills Diego, Hot Pants, Wekapipo, Gyro, and Valentine

minor ore
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jojo characters have infinite blood

hard meteor
runic adder
rocky charm
teal brook
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yes.

minor ore
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also kakyoin lived way too long as well

runic adder
minor ore
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mans had a fountain of blood coming out

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and he lived for like a minute

teal brook
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Is it me or is it weird that a broken piece from a plane is going to kill Yasuho?

rocky charm
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Man had his chest removed

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Should've died instantly

teal brook
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😔

rocky charm
teal brook
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lmao fair

runic adder
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Lmao

minor ore
teal brook
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I'm gonna cry if Yasuho dies sadjobin

runic adder
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I doubt she will

minor ore
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if yashuo dies i will be very sad

hard meteor
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She won’t die

runic adder
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I want a happy ending for her and josuke

teal brook
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I pray she won't

junior coral
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Yasuho can't can't she's the narrator

minor ore
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she has to die at the end of part 9 of a heart attack

teal brook
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lmao

rocky charm
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Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer Heart Attack

runic adder
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If koichi didn’t die don’t count on yasuho dying(at least not in this part)

hard meteor
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Yeah

rocky charm
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Okuyasu didn't die but Rainand Kei did

teal brook
runic adder
teal brook
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lmfao

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yeah

rocky charm
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Speedwagon lived a long life but Mountain Tim didn't

minor ore
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once i seen someone say yashuo couldn't be the jobro because she was alternate koichi

hard meteor
rocky charm
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Not for long!

teal brook
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😔

teal brook
minor ore
runic adder
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That means gyro isn’t the jobro because he is alternate Caesar

runic adder
teal brook
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who's the jobro then?

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what the?

runic adder
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Kei doesn’t even act like okuyasu

teal brook
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Kei?

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wowo

runic adder
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Kei resembles neither of the nijimura bros

minor ore
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like they didn't say kei was the jobro but if we're going by last name then she is

teal brook
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cringe

minor ore
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it's a stupid theory

runic adder
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If we’re going by last name her last name is Kira

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Nijimura is a fake name

rocky charm
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^

teal brook
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^^

rocky charm
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Kei is genderswap maid Kira

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Have fun

runic adder
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That’s why I don’t consider her a parallel to the nijimura bros-her fake name is just a reference

teal brook
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nice.

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😔

runic adder
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Less gooo

rocky charm
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WAIT

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HOLD ON

teal brook
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hmm?

rocky charm
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KOICHI AND YUKAKO DATE

teal brook
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yes.

hard meteor
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Are you implying

rocky charm
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Karera is the new Yukako

minor ore
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deadass says joshu could be a jobro

hard meteor
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Karera x yasuho???

rocky charm
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She's gonna fuck Yasuho

hard meteor
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Nah that’s hella cursed

rocky charm
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How so

minor ore
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wait

runic adder
rocky charm
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He did die

minor ore
rocky charm
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Classic Jobro moce

runic adder
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Dude norisuke og name IS josuke, he’s the fucking jojo of the part by that logic

hard meteor
minor ore
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IT ACTUALLY EXISTS

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WHAT THE FUCK

rocky charm
hard meteor
teal brook
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always has been BrunoGun

runic adder
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That is...scary

hard meteor
teal brook
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Do I dare google it?

minor ore
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i searched it up and an image of them two kissing was the first thing to show up

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end me

teal brook
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I'm sorry you had to witness that.

rocky charm
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Did it look good

teal brook
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goodbye. BrunoGun

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lmao

minor ore
minor ore
teal brook
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b r u h

minor ore
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bruh on reddit someone said yashuo cant be a jobro because shes a woman

hard meteor
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Reddit

runic adder
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Tfw women in my jojo notamusedRai

rocky charm
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Lmao women protagonists? Get that gay shit outta my Jojo

teal brook
minor ore
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wheres the stone ocean

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exactly

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jolyne isnt real

teal brook
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lmao

minor ore
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plain and simple

teal brook
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NOOOO

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there is no... stone ocean!?!??!?!

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masaka

runic adder
olive bobcat
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Jotaro is the jobro of part 6 clearly

minor ore
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nah

runic adder
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Kei is jotaro

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Or Kira

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Idefk at this point

minor ore
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jobro of part 6 is the green baby

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obviously

rocky charm
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Kei, Kira, and Jousefumi are all Jotaro stand-ins

edgy tiger
hard meteor
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Isn’t josefumi the 4suke stand in

edgy tiger
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Never been so frustrated before about a character

runic adder
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Dude joshu will never get redeemed

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Give up on your dream and die

rocky charm
runic adder
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Araki does so much trolling with joshu it’s unreal

edgy tiger
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I did after 103/104 I don’t remember

runic adder
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I love Araki for creating joshu

rocky charm
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Jousefumi, Norisuke, and Gappy are all Josuke stand-ins

minor ore
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i deadass thought he would be redeemed with the rokakaka thing

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but nah

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"it'll be better than sex"

rocky charm
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Joshu is Rohan if he never stopped being weird

hard meteor
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Araki does a little trolling

edgy tiger
hard meteor
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While still making him the best jojo character

minor ore
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cant complain though look at him

edgy tiger
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Fans been waiting years for that redemption lmao

runic adder
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I can’t imagine what it’s like for people who’s been reading jojo for like, 10 years

hard meteor
runic adder
teal brook
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omg Joshu

minor ore
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it goes off picture

edgy tiger
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Nut king call is probably the coolest stand in part 8

minor ore
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probably extends into space

runic adder
rocky charm
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Because of how much V Joshu gets on the daily

olive bobcat
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True!

edgy tiger
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Imagine if he got stardust crusaders level shine

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Araki peaked with jobros in that part

white pasture
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Nut king msot goated stand

minor ore
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cbr probably unironically thinks joshu is a good character

runic adder
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“Why joshu was right for sexual assault on every woman he knows”

teal brook
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lmao

edgy tiger
runic adder
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“Including his mother and sister”

minor ore
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"why joshu was right to steal a random dude's wallet and all his money"

edgy tiger
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Imagine taking apart your enemies private parts just kicking it or something

white pasture
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shit is as versatile as sticky fingers and stone free

hard meteor
edgy tiger
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Instead he wants to lick his fucking sister

hard meteor
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when did that happen

edgy tiger
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Araki whyyyyyyyy

minor ore
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oh yeah

rocky charm
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Flash forward, I think

hard meteor
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Oh

minor ore
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he licked hato

hard meteor
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Ohhh yeah I remember

minor ore
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what a creep deadass licks his sister

teal brook
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he took his tongue out right?

minor ore
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fucken love araki for making joshu

minor ore
teal brook
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I forgot when that happened

minor ore
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imagien we get a plot twist and kaato was the villain all along

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she traps josuke in a card and he dies of dehydration

edgy tiger
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At least we have Jobin, fucking chad

hard meteor
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Truuuue

minor ore
teal brook
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Kaato's gonna come back right? She made like 2 appearances

minor ore
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he fell then in my eyes

teal brook
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good

edgy tiger
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“Speed king has already touched your phone hoe”

runic adder
teal brook
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Imagine dying in a toilet! 😂

olive bobcat
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Probably?

edgy tiger
olive bobcat
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Maybe?

teal brook
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she's the antagonist of part 9

runic adder
teal brook
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bad chad

edgy tiger
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If you know you know

runic adder
foggy gulch
runic adder
foggy gulch
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Doesn't win

teal brook
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GET HIM JOSUKE!

runic adder
minor ore
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next thing wonder of u will throw out

foggy gulch
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Compare josukes wounds to wou

winter spade
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I love the scarf on WoU

minor ore
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he then dies of a stroke trying to say it

foggy gulch
winter spade
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Scatman John rock insect

minor ore
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he's gonna throw out a rock

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just a literal rock

edgy tiger
minor ore
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he just throws it at josuke and hits him

hard meteor
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Wous drops his rock insect collection to counter the bubble

foggy gulch
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Jobins beetle collection vs toorus rock insects

hard meteor
foggy gulch
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Who wins

minor ore
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WoU is gonna have a stroke and that's gonna be the next rock creatures' name

runic adder
edgy tiger
teal brook
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yeah I kinda wanna watch it and don't wanna get spoiled 🗿

runic adder
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Jobin still remained a chad, after getting a boner for a stone nose and dying to hair spray

minor ore
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i remember when rai got hit by a car and the car said "pardon me"

edgy tiger
runic adder
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I’m just kinda done with aot for now, I don’t feel like seeing it anymore

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I don’t mean suicide ffs

teal brook
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thanks for clarifying

runic adder
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I’m not gonna yams over aot ending LMAO

minor ore
hard meteor
minor ore
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america doesn't deserve valentine

runic adder
teal brook
minor ore
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that's an intro in eoh

teal brook
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that's just my opinion 🗿

runic adder
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Also if you don’t think that presidents have fucked in the White House before

edgy tiger
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Yea same, I was more of a casual fan so seeing the fandom implode on itself is that last bit of entertainment I can get 😭😭

rocky charm
runic adder
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I really doubt that it’s never happened

rocky charm
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Kira's hand fetish is normal by comparison

minor ore
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"my name is juilius caesar zeppeli"
"bug bites turn me on"
when i seen that without context it was so funny

rocky charm
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*Julius Caesar

runic adder
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It was a great bonding moment

rocky charm
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But yeah I fucking love the scene "here's my real name". "Here's my fetish"
...
...
"Let's never speak of this again."

teal brook
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and they never did 🗿

minor ore
teal brook
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😔

runic adder
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Nah bro gyros coming back in part 8 as a ghost, to teach josuke the spinny spin

edgy tiger
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So Johnny married Rina cause the fleas from the crops her family grows gave her bites

teal brook
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not johnny?

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lmao

edgy tiger
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Makes sense

rocky charm
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Comic of Johnny always hiding the bug spray before they go on picnics

runic adder
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Gyro hid his teddy bear, Johnny hid his fetish lol

kind owlBOT
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@edgy tiger, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

edgy tiger
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Wow 3 levels on day 1

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How does the ranking system work?

rocky charm
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Early levels are short

kind owlBOT
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@rocky charm, Your Hamon Rank is now level 28 !

rocky charm
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Lmao timing

edgy tiger
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Ironic

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🤣🤣🤣

rocky charm
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Every minute that you post a message (so you can't just spam. There is a limit) you gain...

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I think it's 20-25 experience?

edgy tiger
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Bro how tf you level up stands?

rocky charm
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And then every once in a while you level up

edgy tiger
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I don’t want wack ass hamon

runic adder
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Like tusk or echoes

rocky charm
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Every once in a while the server resets level

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And then we pick a new theme

edgy tiger
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How do I pick a stand role

rocky charm
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People with Stand level roles are those who've been around and participated previously

edgy tiger
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I missed the chance?

rocky charm
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After a while, the roles will reset again and pick a new theme

runic adder
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oh i see

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rn its a part 1 theme

minor ore
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i think when the part 6 anime comes out its gonna be part 6

runic adder
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when we get to part 6(probably next cuz of the anime)

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its def part 6

rocky charm
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We've never had Part 6-8 themes before

runic adder
edgy tiger
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I’ll definitely go with weatherreport/heavy weather

rocky charm
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But we've also not had a Part 2 theme

minor ore
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the one i had when it reset was fugo

runic adder
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since anime is going mainstream

runic adder
rocky charm
runic adder
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it is just your level

minor ore
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so now i'm stuck with fugo

rocky charm
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As you level up, your role changes

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40 is the last level

runic adder
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so like, i didnt want to be tarkus, but i am because im so based and talk a lot

edgy tiger
runic adder
minor ore
rocky charm
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When the levelling resets you keep whatever your last level was

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I think it used to be every 5 ending in 50, but by the time I got here it was every 4 ending in 40

runic adder
minor ore
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fair enough

runic adder
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it goes by 4 until you reach 40

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then its 45 50

rocky charm
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I've been here a while, but if you check out Carco you can see the full history

edgy tiger
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The only server that I’m very active in is the JJK one

minor ore
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i had fugo when it went to part 1

rocky charm
minor ore
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so now im stuck with fugo as a role

runic adder
rocky charm
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FTR, for example, has Level 40 for the last 3 times

runic adder
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go to the leaderboard, it has the levels

minor ore
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the mee6 level system makes it ridiculously difficult to level up when you're high level

runic adder
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unless you're me 😎

edgy tiger
runic adder
kind owlBOT
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@runic adder, Your Hamon Rank is now level 43 !

rocky charm
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Huh I guess that does make more sense than ending at Tarkus

runic adder
edgy tiger
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Ayyyeeee lets goo

rocky charm
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Tarkus is the strongest Part 1 character

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Screw Dio, who needs him

minor ore
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probably does end on Dio actually

runic adder
runic adder
minor ore
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tarukus is the vanilla ice of part 1

runic adder
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Oh true

late lagoon
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Is Tarkus the guy that killed zeppeli

olive bobcat
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yeah

rocky charm
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This statement makes no sense

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UNLESS

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Dr. Ferdinand is talking about Dinosaurs disrespecting the Earth

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Which would give them "negative karma"

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So Wonder of U's "karmic retribution" would kill them all for this

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The meteor that killed the dinosaurs was definitely caused by Wonder of U

olive bobcat
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yooooo tooru was alive with the dinosaurs

runic adder
runic adder
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dr ferdinand was secretly the key in all this

rocky charm
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Can't believe WoU was being built up this early

runic adder
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ikr araki truly a 5head

rocky charm
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That's what, 16? 17 years in advance?

runic adder
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just like when you said he planned for johnny to cover up his birthmark so that josefumi can be the real joestar line

rocky charm
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Wait WoU has been going for 2 years

runic adder
rocky charm
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Lop 2 off of my estimate

runic adder
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wou has been going for...a long time

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too long

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wait no

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not long enough

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we need MORE rock insects

olive bobcat
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rock hive

rocky charm
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Na na na (na na na na na) coming in 106

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That's the right bear's name

runic adder
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wait i just realized jojolion fans are the same as another other jojo fans
we still recycle the same jokes

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are we...as cringe as the enemy? the anime onlies?

runic adder
rocky charm
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The left bear will be I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee)

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That'll be in Chapter 110

runic adder
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less goo

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man i really dont like to think that 110 is 4 months away

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i wish i could still be catching up to jojo at my own speed...

rocky charm
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MEIDO IN HEBUN

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reads 20 JJL chapters in a day

runic adder
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thats what i did for wou lmao

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i think i read it in less than 3 days

primal lintel
rocky charm
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Read it again

primal lintel
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yea no, i'll wait for the anime

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at least now i actually know that there's going to be one

runic adder
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have fun waiting a year

rocky charm
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4-6 months

primal lintel
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not me reading steel ball run first bc i actually thought it was going to be animated last year

olive bobcat
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ahahahahah

rocky charm
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Yeah my friend did the same shortly after Part 5 anime ended

hard meteor
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Looooool

rocky charm
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On like

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The 2nd of April

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I was talking to him and he said he'd read Part 6 now

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Then the anime got announced

runic adder
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i still feel like someone can read the manga and watch the anime

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they are both very different experiences

primal lintel
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^ i prefer the manga tbh

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really gives insight into how araki intended to portray the characters, since i've found that the anime tends to make it a lot more serious

runic adder
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i do too, anime is still really good

primal lintel
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not that it's bad or anything since jojo is a pretty serious show, but it's nice to see the two sides of the coin

rocky charm
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Anime can be hard to watch because you can SEE the monologues happening while everyone stands there and do nothing

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Manga has a little more suspension of disbelief in that category

primal lintel
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who needs timestop when you can just monologue

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it's like a filibuster but worse

runic adder
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imagine dragons dream in the anime 💀

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thats gonna be so much monologuing

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if its two episodes entirely ima flip out

hard meteor
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Looking forward to it

minor ore
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Endless Calamity flows so well reading it in one sitting

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based Araki for taking his time

runic adder
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has he taken a hiatus during wou yet?

rocky charm
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Yeah

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Literally this past month was a hiatus

runic adder
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besides that i mean

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obv

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i assume araki took the month off because of the event

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or hes planning something big for the manga lol

rocky charm
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85-page chapter wrapping up all loose ends and ending the series

edgy tiger
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How do you see the series ending?

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I see spin to win eliminating WoU and Tooru and ending the rock human saga

rocky charm
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"The Rock Human Saga"

edgy tiger
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Then we get Josuke vs Jobin for the final fight

rocky charm
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What, you think there's another SAGA in Jojolion?

edgy tiger
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I see Jobin being the Dio of part 7

edgy tiger
barren bough
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nah, Gappy vs. Caato would be sick

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and considering Jobin was working with Caato, it would be fully within his interests to tell her when the Rokakaka is gonna be harvested

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it would make sense for her to arrive at the Higashikata estate, expecting Jobin to be there, when she sees Gappy and the others with the Rokakaka and Jobin dead, she then decides to attack them because she can still end up on top

edgy tiger
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If Jobin is actually dead... I have strong words for Araki

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He already took Rai and Kei

barren bough
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it would also be a reason why the Rokakaka can't be distributed, because its either been fully used or destroyed

edgy tiger
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Btw is the rokaka tree gonna produce more Rokaka? Hopefully not cause it will be intense for whoever gets the last Rokaka

hard meteor
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Probably not

barren bough
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hopefully, that would create alot of suspension and finally allow JoJolion to end on a fully written book

hard meteor
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Atleast not currently

runic adder
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Maybe 20, depends on the pacing

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But there’s too many mysteries

hard meteor
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Yeah I’d say 15-20

runic adder
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To be resolved in like 10 chapters

barren bough
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Caato was certainly not there for a few chapters for nothing. i see her akin to AU Diego from part 7

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a final obstacle.

runic adder
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I don’t even think kaato is the final obstacle, not if she shows up directly after this arc

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Unless kaato somehow solves every mystery, that would be shitty tho

barren bough
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what mysteries are there tho????

runic adder
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What?

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You read the part?

barren bough
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yep

runic adder
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@rocky charm pull up the image

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If you still have it

rocky charm
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It's in the pins somewhere

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I'm on mobile so I can't grab it as quickly

runic adder
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Oh I see

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@barren bough

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This is most of em, a few are resolved by now I think

edgy tiger
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I can’t really think of any other mysteries other than 1) Rokakaka’s origin and it’s relation to Johnny’s spin and the corpse parts, 2) Tooru’s relation to rokaka and his goal 3)Kaato’s everything

runic adder
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Look at the above image

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The ones you said are the main ones

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But it would be weird for Araki to just forget everything else he half hinted at

edgy tiger
#

That baby really slipped my mind

runic adder
#

Yea same

edgy tiger
#

The day Johnny died right?

left ferry
#

Mysterious baby is marco reincarnated theory lets goooo

edgy tiger
#

That’s when the baby was found

barren bough
#

im pretty sure the whole Josefumi birthmark thing can be resolved mostly by saying he descended from another of Johnny's kids/grandkids

edgy tiger
#

He even got the frostbite that probably gave Marco the cold 😭😭

edgy tiger
left ferry
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Araki says Karera x Josefumi or incest

rocky charm
#

Doesn't stop Jolyne x Giorno shippers

edgy tiger
#

Also that holy stand looks a bit like Yasuho’s stand, it just might be her noticing Yasuho’s stand

hard meteor
#

Yeah she’s just looking at yasuhos

rocky charm
#

Yeah, I don't understand the "mystery" of Holly's Stand

hard meteor
#

We haven’t actually seen hers yet

rocky charm
#

She probably has one, but that pic seems to be a Paisley Park thing

edgy tiger
#

It even has the pasiley park pig tails

barren bough
#

maybe it's finally a full appearance of her stand from part 3

#

damn well should be

edgy tiger
#

A botanical stand where each petal contains a ingredients to a cure for a disease

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That would be cool

barren bough
#

that's a really good idea

#

never thought of that before now

edgy tiger
#

Honestly just made it up from the top of my mind rn

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Would hate for the not a strong enough will to be attributed to Holly not having a stand, she probably has the strongest will in the manga

runic adder
runic adder
runic adder
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and like, what really would be the point of that? if it doesnt add to the lore at all

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that would just be kinda surface level

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unless ofc josefumi was the one with the invisible bubbles

runic adder
#

lets hope and cope

edgy tiger
#

Josuke calling her mum was beautiful

edgy tiger
runic adder
#

right after holy saves josuke josuke becomes incredibly based

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post loca6251 josuke kinda gets fully realized

#

his quest to save holy actually has leads

#

he knows who he is

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who is ready to finally fight the enemy

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and he just sits down in a chair

edgy tiger
#

That was the most menacing sitting I’ve seen since DIO sitting in that random throne in the hallway in p3

runic adder
#

lmao yea

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this is the moment i knew gappy was my favorite jojo

stark granite
#

How long was it? 10 days left i think

#

Until the new chapter releases

runic adder
#

ye 10 days

hard meteor
#

Yep

#

We’re almost there bros 🙏 soon we’ll get a kino chapter

runic adder
#

obladi oblada, part 1 here we come

#

🙏

foggy gulch
#

it'll be kino because joshu is in it

#

💪

hard meteor
#

Yessir 💪 joshunut

runic adder
#

actually its gonna be a josefumi kira flashback chapter

#

no joshu for you

hard meteor
#

😔

#

Damn No kino

humble arrow
#

This is SO random but does someone has the Yoshikage Kira copypasta but it’s about part 8 Kira ?

rocky charm
#

I'll make one

runic adder
#

im not sure it exists

#

but yea caro will pull through for you

rocky charm
#

My name is Higashikata Jousuke. Well, not really. I don't know who I am. Where are my clothes. Why do I have 4 testicles. Somebody help me.

runic adder
#

lmao

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my name is yoshikage kira. im 29 years old. im dead.

rocky charm
#

Is that what you wanted?

runic adder
#

yes it is indeed what they asked for

runic adder
#

wonder of u sucked all the drip from part 8 dry

#

we only get bland stand designs from here on out

rocky charm
#

There is no more Part 8

#

It's getting cancelled because Pucci is black and a villain, even though that was 20 years ago

hard meteor
#

Pack it up boys

#

Part 8 is over

minor ore
#

damm

runic adder
#

like ik ur ironic but do those kinds of scum actually exist

rocky charm
#

There are people who say it's racist to have a white protagonist and a black villain

teal brook
#

:' ( what a world we live in

runic adder
#

those people dont even try to hide their racism yet calls it racist

#

superb reverse psychology

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well anyhow, i doubt jojo is gonna get cancelled for pucci

#

like you said, it was 20 years ago(not that it changes anything, its not a "piece of its time" thing ffs its just a black person)

rocky charm
#

It's fairly common for people to write villains as people they personally disagree with. A lot of racists have cast black people or Asian people as villains. A lot of homophobes have made their villains gay but never their protagonists. People will write Senators as villains because they hate politicians. They'll throw in a Communist monologue from the villain to drive home how evil they are.

So sometimes, people see a black person or a gay person or a religious person as a villain and assume that it's the author decrying black people/gay people/religious people. There is a lot of background that makes it understandable to contemplate where someone's coming from if they constantly cast black people as villains, but seeing one black villain and calling the author racist is completely baseless.

runic adder
#

and even then its kinda weird in puccis case

#

i dont care about "tanned sicilian" or whatever

#

araki just kinda drew this and dipped

teal brook
#

oh wow

runic adder
#

hes not like, a manifestation of what arakis against

teal brook
#

It's sad that people can't see that : /

rocky charm
#

I mean, if you really want to call Araki racist, saying he hates black people is not the way to go

runic adder
rocky charm
#

Brando is an Italian name, so Dio's probably Italian. This makes 5/8 Parts have the main villain be Italian

#

If you're gonna call Araki racist say he hates Italian people

runic adder
#

i feel like araki really likes italy lol

#

its an interesting fixation in a majority of the parts

teal brook
#

lmao it's quite a fascinating country 🗿

rocky charm
#

just ignore the Italian protagonists in Part 5

teal brook
#

lmao

runic adder
#

i mean, italy being "bad guy" doesnt make sense

#

cuz yea, italian protagonist(even if not by birth), ceasar

#

the cast of part 5

#

arakis clear love of italy and its culture

rocky charm
#

I was talking to my mom the other day and she thought it was really weird that Araki didn't bother giving P5 characters actual names and just called them food

teal brook
#

yeah that's a good point

runic adder
#

your mom watches jojo? based

rocky charm
#

No, I just talk to her about my interests sometimes

runic adder
#

i mean, araki didnt really give a lot of characters a name, its called musical references lol

teal brook
#

I have to get my mom into it, I think she saw the first episode 🗿

#

anyway,

runic adder
#

dio and diavolo dont really have a name in that case, they are named after gods and devils

#

i think the food stuff is fine, a bit eccentric but its interesting

#

the food doesnt have any symbolism lmao

runic adder
#

jojo is either a hit or miss for most people

teal brook
#

Funny how the protagonist has a simple name🗿

#

and the antagonists are complex

runic adder
#

introducing someone into jojo as an adult, yeesh

teal brook
#

🤔

#

ok

runic adder
#

especially as a first anime

#

its a good chance they wont favor it

#

i wouldnt recommend jojo as a first anime or manga to anyone

teal brook
#

oh damn

runic adder
#

and i especially wouldnt want to introduce it to my parents, they would think im weird af

teal brook
#

I've been doing that to all my friends

#

lmao they know I like JoJo

runic adder
#

nah if it works for you thats cool

runic adder
teal brook
#

oh wow

runic adder
#

like, they've watched ghibli films and aot but arent willing to delve deeper

teal brook
#

yeah kinda same actually

#

I've only really ever seen JoJo

runic adder
#

so they know i like jojo(one of them pinged me with a jump force trailer announcing giorno even tho hes one of my least favorite jojos and i dont play jump force lmao)

teal brook
#

lmao

runic adder
#

it seems non jojo fans only know it for giornos theme, muda muda muda, it was i dio, and punchy ghosts

#

which is about what i expect tbh

teal brook
#

yeah my sister introduced it to me and I was like eh, but I saw Jonathan my love 😍 and I thought it was really cool seeing this evil fellow ruin Jonathan's life

#

yeah it's really kinda sad

naive inlet
#

im in search of the user diavolos lice

runic adder
#

never heard of them

teal brook
#

back then, we didn't have the gio gio theme, and the part 5

#

wtf?

runic adder
hard meteor
naive inlet
#

what happened man

#

😦

teal brook
#

but yeah, I didn't know JoJo was the anime with roundabout, the fighting ghosts, and the road roller scene 🗿

#

it was really cool to just enjoy the show and I loved everything about it

junior coral
#

I didn't know JoJo was the one from the "To Be Continued" memes

teal brook
#

idk, I might just enjoy anything you put in front of me.

#

yes 🗿

runic adder
#

i was so surprised when that happened

runic adder
teal brook
#

that sounds super unfortunate, I don't think I've been spoiled

junior coral
#

My friend had to tell me that the meme was from the show and I was like WHAT

runic adder
#

i was spoiled for most endings up until part 7

junior coral
#

same

runic adder
#

ofc when i was "spoiled" for part 6 ending wasnt really a spoiler

junior coral
#

same again

rocky charm
#

I had seen tobecontinued1 tobecontinued2 tobecontinued3 so much

runic adder
#

but part 7, i fully knew about au diego
didnt know about golden spin tho

rocky charm
#

And then I just started watching Jojo and I was shook

junior coral
#

I was told that the universe reset at the end of Part 6 caused Part 7 to happen

#

I truly believed this

runic adder
#

gyro was spoiled for me but i knew as soon as i saw him as a zeppeli he was toast

junior coral
#

ALSO the way I saw it in my head I actually wish was real

rocky charm
runic adder
teal brook
#

same

rocky charm
#

This is a very good show if you like spreading misinformation

runic adder
junior coral
#

Even though I understand that they're separate and I know why they are and whatever, the way I saw it in my head I think would have been a cooler story

#

Can't cap

runic adder
#

rly?

#

i mean, 6 tying into 7 would be ok but idk

#

ruins the separation of 7/8(as independent parts) if they are actually tied to part 6

junior coral
#

Because what I was told was that the people in the new universe had memories from the past universe and the plot was that they were trying to get it back to the way it used to be

#

Idk I think that would be dope

runic adder
#

hmm interesting

teal brook
#

that does sound pretty dope 🗿

junior coral
#

But I'm happy with what SBR and JJL are now

teal brook
#

yeah :)))

runic adder
#

not as satisfying as the ending of so but its an interesting idea

junior coral
#

maybe if that was a separate story it'd be cool

runic adder
teal brook
#

oh wow really?

#

interesting

runic adder
#

like, idk how but araki managed to greatly improve everything for 7/8

junior coral
#

Also something else I was told that wasn't true

rocky charm
#

By making a new universe, you're able to do whatever you want

teal brook
#

I suppose that's fair

runic adder
#

and it was just kind of something araki wanted to do, not just an artistic choice but also a way to free up a creative block

junior coral
#

Was that Jonathan actually survives the end of Part 1 and returns in Part 3 as "Old Man JoJo," and he has the most overpowered Stand and he only shows up at the best times to save the heroes from the main villain

rocky charm
#

This whole Rock Human idea would be a lot harder to pull off if it's just another race in the OG universe

junior coral
#

I DO NOT know where that comes from

#

But that is what I was told

junior coral
#

Also that Dio was in Part 2

teal brook
#

lmao

hard meteor
#

That’s one hell of a lie

rocky charm
junior coral
#

It was from my friend who was on Part 1

#

He had been told all of that

#

I'm telling you, misinformation in the JoJo fandom

#

I experienced it firsthand

runic adder
runic adder
runic adder
teal brook
#

I think having the og universe, he's able to grow more with it, like characters from past parts and such as that 🗿

junior coral
#

My first experience with JoJo was with misinformation lol

#

Also spoilers

#

I was spoiled on everything

#

The two things I resent to this day

teal brook
#

that sucks

runic adder
#

yea but not many of them actually transcend multiple parts, josuke and giorno never appear in another part

teal brook
#

that's true.

runic adder
rocky charm
junior coral
#

I remember being on Part 4 and my friend (same guy) told me "everyone in Part 5 dies except Giorno, Mista, and Trish" and I was like really bruh

foggy gulch
#

the spoilers is probably what got me to read it

rocky charm
#

With a new universe no one expects that to happen

runic adder
#

king crimson gappy

rocky charm
#

Yeah I know

foggy gulch
#

TRUE

#

it makes so much sense!

rocky charm
#

I myself have been making lots of joke about what's in store for JJL

teal brook
#

JoJolion 😍

foggy gulch
#

because gappy is diavolo and king is like the higshakata thing

teal brook
#

I don't understand that, what's the deal with king crimson and gappy?

hard meteor
#

Who knows

junior coral
#

The thing that he told me that made me want to start the series in the first place was the universe reset

teal brook
#

oh no

junior coral
#

Alternate universe, multiverse, time travel shit is my jam and they knew that so

hard meteor
#

I’m not ever sure where it started

teal brook
#

that sucks dude 😔

hard meteor
#

I just a remember a really bad theory about it being possible

teal brook
#

oh I see

runic adder
#

honestly the worst jjl theory ive ever heard

teal brook
#

lmao good 2 know

teal brook
runic adder
#

worse than tsurugi/tooru theory, which only requires time fuckery to happen and some motivations

junior coral
#

Also the thing with King Crimson and Gappy is that there has been a trend in the SBR-verse that villains from the past universe come back in the order they appeared previously in. No Stand Diego Brando can be compared to Part 1 Dio, Magenta Magenta is compared to Kars, The World Dio is compared to DIO in Part 3, and then there's Yoshikage Kira in Part 8 and 4

#

So the logical next step is King Crimson, which is fitting since every Higashikata except Josuke has a Stand with the name "King" in the name

runic adder
#

the problem with that is that wou/tooru is very reminiscent of diavolo now

hard meteor
#

Ok but that still doesn’t make sense

junior coral
#

yes

junior coral
runic adder
#

rokakaka grants requiem is just a stupid idea

junior coral
runic adder
junior coral
teal brook
#

ooof

runic adder
junior coral
runic adder
#

fr?

runic adder
teal brook
#

b r u h

runic adder
#

even if tooru IS WOU that doesnt make it any less similar

#

well, kinda but it still exists as a parallel!

teal brook
#

indubitably.

rocky charm
#

Now that Josuke has had Locacaca 6251 and Yasuho has had New Locacaca we can confirm no Requiem

runic adder
#

requiem machine broke

teal brook
#

good

teal brook
runic adder
#

the chase for the rokakaka is a parallel for chase to requiem, they are similar but its stupid to assume roker is an arrow

teal brook
#

jk btw

runic adder
teal brook
#

oh yeah that is a parallel 🗿

#

lmfao

runic adder
#

while i like the universe is separate and has its own ideals, the parallels and references are such a neat touch

teal brook
#

absolutely

rocky charm
#

Josuke is fighting to save his mother, which is a parallel to Jotaro fighting for his mother AND to Jolyne fighting for her father in a coma

runic adder
#

while still having their own creativity

runic adder
teal brook
#

🤯

rocky charm
#

Jobin represents the first 30 chapters or whatever where Jolyne hated her dad.

#

And Josuke also hating his dad

runic adder
#

josuke fighting to save holy>jotaro fighting to save holy

teal brook
#

😲

#

omg I haven't noticed these at all

runic adder
hard meteor
#

True

#

He got along with norisuke for the most part

runic adder
#

he doesnt even really hate his dad anyways(even tho that does seem reminiscent of jolyne, who was just lashing out)

hard meteor
#

Until

#

Well yknow

rocky charm
#

I meant 4 Jousuke

teal brook
rocky charm
#

Not liking Joseph

runic adder
#

oh i see

runic adder
rocky charm
#

Jobin killing his dad is a Dio reference

runic adder
#

i just realized
jobin is kinda like, the better eren yeager at this point

runic adder
humble arrow
#

@rocky charm and @runic adder thank you guys!!!

runic adder
#

np lol

#

we just kinda shitposted

rocky charm
#

What did we do oh the Kira stuff

humble arrow
#

Lol it’s k it works

rocky charm
#

Shit posts are more fun

teal brook
#

what'd you gamers help out with 👀

rocky charm
teal brook
#

nice

runic adder
rocky charm
#

JJL is so much fun to shit post about because the shit posts could come true

#

This part is bonkers

#

There's a fine line between theorycrafting and shitposting

runic adder
#

hmm i could definitely call it the most bizarre part i think

rocky charm
#

Jojo gets more bizarre every part

runic adder
#

just by saying "amnesiac with heightened sperm count" it immediately makes a sentence in jojo 10x more bizarre

runic adder
rocky charm
#

Vampires and sunlight punches? OK. Whatever

teal brook
#

lmao

runic adder
foggy gulch
#

life energy? more like ki!

rocky charm
#

SUPER Vampires and Nazis? Yeah, fine.

foggy gulch
#

or just any energy in any shounen

rocky charm
#

Ghosts that punch each other? OK. That's a little weird.

runic adder
#

sun energy channeled through breathing? never heard that one before!

rocky charm
#

Serial killer David Bowie with a hand fetish? Where does the author come up with that shit?

teal brook
#

lmao

rocky charm
#

Fighting up through the Mafia with the power of Resolve? Wow

#

And then Araki lost it

runic adder
runic adder
foggy gulch
#

in part 6 he went beyond

rocky charm
#

Escaping prison after a priest absorbs a baby and resets the universe into a purgatory? Holy fuck

runic adder
#

part 6 araki ascended

teal brook
#

lmao

rocky charm
#

The president gathering Jesus' Corpse to Make America Great Again? Holy shit

runic adder
#

absolved himself from any attachments to a normal, straight shonen

#

and did whatever tf he wants

rocky charm
#

Rock people laundering a magic fruit that heals injuries and fuses people together?

#

What the absolute fuck.

runic adder
foggy gulch
#

💪

teal brook
#

do part 9 now

runic adder
rocky charm
#

There's only so much I can fit in a summary

runic adder
#

that was a good summary

teal brook
#

indubitably.

runic adder
#

and that just included the villains

rocky charm
teal brook
#

lmfao

runic adder
#

brazil jojo part? interesting tbf

rocky charm
#

You gotta get in Araki's mind to go Bizarre®

teal brook
#

the most dangerous place in the world, naturally that's where the next part needs to be 🗿

runic adder
#

how the corpse gets in brazil is beyond me 🤷‍♂️

foggy gulch
#

there are multiple corpses...

runic adder
teal brook
#

😔

runic adder
#

oh god no

rocky charm
#

There's no Corpse in Brazil, it just so happens that that's where the spacetime tear caused by too much temporal manipulation manifested

runic adder
#

multiple corpses would be fr stupid if it was implemented

foggy gulch
#

wdym

teal brook
#

this is true.

runic adder
teal brook
#

oh part 9 would be the story mode for eyes of heaven 🗿

runic adder
# foggy gulch wdym

well...with all the fight in part 7 to get the corpse, kinda ruins the impact to be multiple corpses

#

theres the johnny saint theory but i dont think that has a ton of relevance anymore, this late in jojolion

foggy gulch
#

there is potentially multiple corpses in part 7 though, gyro theorized that his country had a monopoly on them or something.

edgy tiger
edgy tiger
#

And his wacky style is always biazzare and progressively gets more and more bizzare

runic adder
foggy gulch
#

of course

teal brook
#

this is true.

runic adder
#

the other corpses have miracles associated with them but none on the scale of our corpse

teal brook
#

Wasn't the corpse a saint?

runic adder
#

so i just think it would be weird to introduce a new corpse, we already have the rokakaka to deal with, we dont need another magic item macguffin chase

edgy tiger
#

It’s crazy he never got burnt out, my guess is because his stories are so funny, weird and random he doesn’t get bored

teal brook
#

am I just smol brain

runic adder
rocky charm
#

"a Saint"

rocky charm
#

It was Jesus mother fucking Christ.

foggy gulch
runic adder
#

but araki is just a crazy man

teal brook
#

I could've sworn, alr then ok I'll take my loss

rocky charm
#

They call it the Saint's Corpse

runic adder
#

joshu nope it was some random guy name jeff, moving on

teal brook
#

please stop don't kill me

rocky charm
#

But it becomes pretty clear it's Jesus when we see Jesus with the crown of thorns talk to Johnny

foggy gulch
#

there are other saints corpses but theres probably no way to be on the same level as the son of god.

runic adder
#

and in the chapter talking about jesus lmao

teal brook
#

ok damn, sorry

rocky charm
#

I wonder if other corpses can give Stands anyway?

edgy tiger
#

Jesus having a stand has to be the funniest shit

foggy gulch
#

i assume so

runic adder
#

probably not

rocky charm
#

Jesus' Corpse seems to be able to permanently grant Stand-granting abilities to the land

runic adder
#

cuz like, corpse only existed in this dimension
it is unknown if other corpses existed in other dimensions

rocky charm
#

So it's pretty damn powerful

runic adder
#

yea

rocky charm
#

I want to know more about the diamonds in that one D4Cverse

runic adder
#

if other corpses had that power it would definitely be shown lol

runic adder
#

are they unbreakable?

foggy gulch
#

the other universe with diego had diamonds instead of corpse

olive bobcat
#

infinity stones

rocky charm
#

There's a part where we see into another universe and I think Diego and Hot Pants are talking about Diamonds?

minor ore
#

2x2 nut

olive bobcat
#

yes

teal brook
#

Valentine explained in that universe they were going for diamonds

foggy gulch
#

i feel like diamonds are a little redundant when the race gives a million dollars for winning anyways

minor ore
teal brook
rocky charm
#

Oh my God they were gathering the Chaos Emeralds

teal brook
#

🗿

#

despite being diamonds

foggy gulch
#

goddamn

runic adder
edgy tiger
#

Sounds like the materials an evil boss in Final Fantasy needs to ascend

kind owlBOT
#

@edgy tiger, Your Hamon Rank is now level 5 !

rocky charm
#

Tbf the Chaos Emeralds aren't even emeralds. They're Sapphires in a Tiffany diamond cut.

foggy gulch
#

OH I JUST REALIZED

#

that guy posted a gif that crashes discord i think

runic adder
#

oh fun!

teal brook
#

lmfao

foggy gulch
#

everytime it finished playing my discord restarted

teal brook
#

I wondered why my things just crashed

minor ore
#

I love jojo lion

runic adder
#

ok then

#

name one jojo lion

rocky charm
#

Where? Did it get deleted?

minor ore
#

mine crashed too

teal brook
foggy gulch
runic adder
minor ore
#

what the hell

runic adder
minor ore
#

trish got strap

teal brook
#

bruh Part 1 danny 🗿

olive bobcat
#

the sea lion

runic adder
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part 1 danny is also not a lion

minor ore
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The best jobro

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Danny

teal brook
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cause he's deinitely a lion

left ferry
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The lion of the sea or land?

olive bobcat
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lion of the sea

runic adder
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the lion of the skies

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guess nobody could name a single jojo lion, disappointing

olive bobcat
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the SEA LION

teal brook
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damn

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beat the riddle

edgy tiger