#jojolion
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yeah I agree
Since jjl has pretty quick action
makes me sad Rai didn't finish the deed on wou 😔
Unless? 👀
sadly yes
ah, I figured, but I wasn't too confident
Rai will always be remembered for his dumptruck ass tho
I don't understand how you can be that thick
The power of spin
For a sec when you said "thick" I thought you were calling us stupid for thinking Rai could survive
Haha
The true successor to the golden spin
I really want to hope
It didn't hit anything vital, right? yeah...
Unless there’s a wall eye fusion i don’t see it happening
😔
Dude he got creamed in the head
By josukes bubbles
It hit all of his vitals lol
Jk jk
He like bled out.
Yea, it’s one of the main reasons I don’t think he would die
what a way to go
While it is a hot pants level death I don’t think jobin was that unimportant to deserve it
He will pay for his sins, for what he's done to the man himself Norisuke 🗿
At some point
oh
I really doubt norisuke will die from this
It’s possible tho
Do you think he just passed out?
speed king can be very deadly though
If there are no fakeout deaths in this arc it will be the most main/minor characters dead in a single arc. Which does fit since it is the longest arc so far
True true
i think rai might be doing a fakeout again
It’s possible
I think he’s at best in critical condition
But he’s just hit in so many vital points
we shall see
I think it could depend on it speed king can work on jobin
Cuz jobin could seal his wounds
He has lost a lot of blood but, jojo characters have survived worse before
this is true.
If we count all of D4C as one mega-arc, it kills Diego, Hot Pants, Wekapipo, Gyro, and Valentine
jojo characters have infinite blood
Oh I thought this was about norisuke
Oh nvm then
This was confirmed during Metallica
yes.
also kakyoin lived way too long as well
Yes, and infinite iron in said blood
Is it me or is it weird that a broken piece from a plane is going to kill Yasuho?
😔
It’s weird but it’s jojo
No it won't I can't accept such a hot piece of ass dying
lmao fair
Lmao
jobin will gain Nut King Call Over Heaven and wipe the plane piece out of existence
I'm gonna cry if Yasuho dies 
I doubt she will
if yashuo dies i will be very sad
She won’t die
I want a happy ending for her and josuke
I pray she won't
Yasuho can't can't she's the narrator
exactly
she has to die at the end of part 9 of a heart attack
lmao
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer Heart Attack
If koichi didn’t die don’t count on yasuho dying(at least not in this part)
Yeah
Okuyasu didn't die but Rainand Kei did
so you're saying ms. Nijimura's coming back? 😲
And what happened after okuyasu “died”? 
Speedwagon lived a long life but Mountain Tim didn't
once i seen someone say yashuo couldn't be the jobro because she was alternate koichi
Same with Johnny, he narrates early on and survives the part
Not for long!
😔
Bruh that’s stupid

exactly by their logic kei was the jobro
That means gyro isn’t the jobro because he is alternate Caesar
Tf
Kei doesn’t even act like okuyasu
Kei resembles neither of the nijimura bros
like they didn't say kei was the jobro but if we're going by last name then she is
cringe
it's a stupid theory
^
^^
That’s why I don’t consider her a parallel to the nijimura bros-her fake name is just a reference
hmm?
KOICHI AND YUKAKO DATE
yes.
Are you implying
Karera is the new Yukako
deadass says joshu could be a jobro
Karera x yasuho???
She's gonna fuck Yasuho
Nah that’s hella cursed
How so
wait
Norisuke is...the jobro?
He did die
i'm gonna search up that and see if something shows uo
Classic Jobro moce
Dude norisuke og name IS josuke, he’s the fucking jojo of the part by that logic
Cause Kareras weird as hell lmao

Norisuke is actually the real mc
always has been 

Do I dare google it?
i searched it up and an image of them two kissing was the first thing to show up
end me
I'm sorry you had to witness that.
Did it look good
it actually did
b r u h
bruh on reddit someone said yashuo cant be a jobro because shes a woman
Tfw women in my jojo 
Lmao women protagonists? Get that gay shit outta my Jojo
who said that should perish
lmao
plain and simple
Turn the water to grayscale
Hermés and FF lol
Jotaro is the jobro of part 6 clearly
nah
Kei, Kira, and Jousefumi are all Jotaro stand-ins
I actually still had fucking hope before 103 dropped
Isn’t josefumi the 4suke stand in
Never been so frustrated before about a character
Por que no Los dos
Araki does so much trolling with joshu it’s unreal
I did after 103/104 I don’t remember
I love Araki for creating joshu
Jousefumi, Norisuke, and Gappy are all Josuke stand-ins
araki just wanted to troll people with joshu's existence
i deadass thought he would be redeemed with the rokakaka thing
but nah
"it'll be better than sex"
Joshu is Rohan if he never stopped being weird
Araki does a little trolling
Like fr, I binged part 8 in a month, if I read part 8 for all the years it was coming out and araki pulled that shit I would probably strangle dude
While still making him the best jojo character
Lmao
cant complain though look at him
Fans been waiting years for that redemption lmao
I can’t imagine what it’s like for people who’s been reading jojo for like, 10 years
Absolute legend
Why is nut king call such a twink here
omg Joshu
why is his v so large
it goes off picture
Nut king call is probably the coolest stand in part 8
probably extends into space
he’s beautiful
Because of how much V Joshu gets on the daily
True!
Imagine if he got stardust crusaders level shine
Araki peaked with jobros in that part
Nut king msot goated stand
cbr probably unironically thinks joshu is a good character
“Why joshu was right for sexual assault on every woman he knows”
lmao
The possibilities of cool ways of defeating your enemy with that stand is legendary
“Including his mother and sister”
"why joshu was right to steal a random dude's wallet and all his money"
Imagine taking apart your enemies private parts just kicking it or something
shit is as versatile as sticky fingers and stone free
Wait sister?
Instead he wants to lick his fucking sister
when did that happen
Araki whyyyyyyyy
oh yeah
Flash forward, I think
Oh
he licked hato
Ohhh yeah I remember
what a creep deadass licks his sister
he took his tongue out right?
fucken love araki for making joshu
yh
I forgot when that happened
imagien we get a plot twist and kaato was the villain all along
she traps josuke in a card and he dies of dehydration
At least we have Jobin, fucking chad
Truuuue
was a chad until he killed norisuke
Kaato's gonna come back right? She made like 2 appearances
he fell then in my eyes
good
“Speed king has already touched your phone hoe”
He kept moving forward, what a based king
Imagine dying in a toilet! 😂
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Probably?
Yea that was sad asf but it kind of made me like him much more, it was like the Josuke conviction moment to save his mother holly
Maybe?
she's the antagonist of part 9
He still is a chad, just a sad chad
bad chad
Oh no, hope he doesn’t end up like the last guy who said that 😳
If you know you know
If kaato doesn’t come back I have no hope for karera
Nah at least jobin died as a king
Doesn't win
GET HIM JOSUKE!
Josuke you idiot just slap him
next thing wonder of u will throw out
Compare josukes wounds to wou
I love the scarf on WoU
weyudhehwdbetydub3jreh24bi9314yhiq3uirbierwiubwcwefucbuwfehcwehbfcghwhbchejbvcrcef
he then dies of a stroke trying to say it
Rock fish
Scatman John rock insect
The chad king who died to fuckibg hair spray vs the ||chad king who massacred 80% of the population for pussy|| AoT spoilers
he just throws it at josuke and hits him
Wous drops his rock insect collection to counter the bubble
Jobins beetle collection vs toorus rock insects
Bruh I still can’t believe that was the actual ending
Who wins
WoU is gonna have a stroke and that's gonna be the next rock creatures' name
I would rather not get into a convo about aot rn but yea
Classiest stand in history, so classy when his ability makes objects bump into you, the objects say “excuse me” and “sorry”
yeah I kinda wanna watch it and don't wanna get spoiled 🗿
Jobin still remained a chad, after getting a boner for a stone nose and dying to hair spray
i remember when rai got hit by a car and the car said "pardon me"
Lmaoooo I hear you, I had enough of titanfolk for one day
I’m just tired of it all in general lmao
I’m just kinda done with aot for now, I don’t feel like seeing it anymore
I don’t mean suicide ffs
thanks for clarifying
I’m not gonna yams over aot ending LMAO
top 2 weirdest fetishes in jojo
- jobin getting turned on by a fucking stone nose
- valentine being turned on by being in the whitehouse
I don’t blame you after last chap
america doesn't deserve valentine
Bug bite fetish
Araki and Johnny being turned on by bug bites
that's like the most normal I feel
forgot about that
that's an intro in eoh
that's just my opinion 🗿
Also if you don’t think that presidents have fucked in the White House before
Yea same, I was more of a casual fan so seeing the fandom implode on itself is that last bit of entertainment I can get 😭😭

I really doubt that it’s never happened
Kira's hand fetish is normal by comparison
"my name is juilius caesar zeppeli"
"bug bites turn me on"
when i seen that without context it was so funny
*Julius Caesar
It was a great bonding moment
But yeah I fucking love the scene "here's my real name". "Here's my fetish"
...
...
"Let's never speak of this again."
and they never did 🗿
gyro just stopped speaking in general not too long after that
😔
Nah bro gyros coming back in part 8 as a ghost, to teach josuke the spinny spin
So Johnny married Rina cause the fleas from the crops her family grows gave her bites
Makes sense
Lmao
Comic of Johnny always hiding the bug spray before they go on picnics
Gyro hid his teddy bear, Johnny hid his fetish lol
@edgy tiger, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !
Early levels are short
@rocky charm, Your Hamon Rank is now level 28 !
Lmao timing
Every minute that you post a message (so you can't just spam. There is a limit) you gain...
I think it's 20-25 experience?
Bro how tf you level up stands?
And then every once in a while you level up
I don’t want wack ass hamon
People with Stand level roles are those who've been around and participated previously
I missed the chance?
After a while, the roles will reset again and pick a new theme
i think when the part 6 anime comes out its gonna be part 6
We've never had Part 6-8 themes before
we should
I’ll definitely go with weatherreport/heavy weather
But we've also not had a Part 2 theme
the one i had when it reset was fugo
since anime is going mainstream
you cant really...keep it
It's not something you pick
it is just your level
so now i'm stuck with fugo
so like, i didnt want to be tarkus, but i am because im so based and talk a lot
NOOOOOOOO
no 50 is im pretty sure
how many italian men have you killed though
When the levelling resets you keep whatever your last level was
I think it used to be every 5 ending in 50, but by the time I got here it was every 4 ending in 40
as many as it takes for them to stop cooking da meatball
fair enough
no its still every 5 to 50 rn
it goes by 4 until you reach 40
then its 45 50
Damn you must be an og
I've been here a while, but if you check out Carco you can see the full history
The only server that I’m very active in is the JJK one
i had fugo when it went to part 1
Really? I've not seen anyone hit 45?
so now im stuck with fugo as a role
eyyy jjk
nobody has yet
FTR, for example, has Level 40 for the last 3 times
go to the leaderboard, it has the levels
the mee6 level system makes it ridiculously difficult to level up when you're high level
unless you're me 😎
You a fan?
for sure, im caught up with the manga
@runic adder, Your Hamon Rank is now level 43 !
Huh I guess that does make more sense than ending at Tarkus
would be a stupid ending point
probably does end on Dio actually
Jjk chads keep winning
Haha so true!
tarukus is the vanilla ice of part 1
Oh true
Is Tarkus the guy that killed zeppeli
yeah
This statement makes no sense
UNLESS
Dr. Ferdinand is talking about Dinosaurs disrespecting the Earth
Which would give them "negative karma"
So Wonder of U's "karmic retribution" would kill them all for this
The meteor that killed the dinosaurs was definitely caused by Wonder of U
yooooo tooru was alive with the dinosaurs
yea wtf did the dinosuars do to the environment lol
lesss goo it all makes sense
dr ferdinand was secretly the key in all this
Can't believe WoU was being built up this early
ikr araki truly a 5head
That's what, 16? 17 years in advance?
just like when you said he planned for johnny to cover up his birthmark so that josefumi can be the real joestar line
Wait WoU has been going for 2 years

Lop 2 off of my estimate
wou has been going for...a long time
too long
wait no
not long enough
we need MORE rock insects
rock hive
wait i just realized jojolion fans are the same as another other jojo fans
we still recycle the same jokes
are we...as cringe as the enemy? the anime onlies?
na na na na na (na na na na na) YEAHHH~~~
less goo
man i really dont like to think that 110 is 4 months away
i wish i could still be catching up to jojo at my own speed...
did this with stone ocean and now i have 0 recollection of any of the events in it
Read it again
yea no, i'll wait for the anime
at least now i actually know that there's going to be one
have fun waiting a year
4-6 months
not me reading steel ball run first bc i actually thought it was going to be animated last year
ahahahahah
LMAO
Yeah my friend did the same shortly after Part 5 anime ended
Looooool
On like
The 2nd of April
I was talking to him and he said he'd read Part 6 now
Then the anime got announced
i still feel like someone can read the manga and watch the anime
they are both very different experiences
^ i prefer the manga tbh
really gives insight into how araki intended to portray the characters, since i've found that the anime tends to make it a lot more serious
i do too, anime is still really good
not that it's bad or anything since jojo is a pretty serious show, but it's nice to see the two sides of the coin
Anime can be hard to watch because you can SEE the monologues happening while everyone stands there and do nothing
Manga has a little more suspension of disbelief in that category
it does feel a lot better paced, especially with the large text bubbles araki tends to have
imagine dragons dream in the anime 💀
thats gonna be so much monologuing
if its two episodes entirely ima flip out
Looking forward to it
Endless Calamity flows so well reading it in one sitting
based Araki for taking his time
has he taken a hiatus during wou yet?
besides that i mean
obv
i assume araki took the month off because of the event
or hes planning something big for the manga lol
85-page chapter wrapping up all loose ends and ending the series
How do you see the series ending?
I see spin to win eliminating WoU and Tooru and ending the rock human saga
"The Rock Human Saga"
Then we get Josuke vs Jobin for the final fight
What, you think there's another SAGA in Jojolion?
I see Jobin being the Dio of part 7
Nah just like a 2-3 chapter ending concluding how the Rokakaka will be distributed
nah, Gappy vs. Caato would be sick
and considering Jobin was working with Caato, it would be fully within his interests to tell her when the Rokakaka is gonna be harvested
it would make sense for her to arrive at the Higashikata estate, expecting Jobin to be there, when she sees Gappy and the others with the Rokakaka and Jobin dead, she then decides to attack them because she can still end up on top
If Jobin is actually dead... I have strong words for Araki
He already took Rai and Kei
it would also be a reason why the Rokakaka can't be distributed, because its either been fully used or destroyed
Btw is the rokaka tree gonna produce more Rokaka? Hopefully not cause it will be intense for whoever gets the last Rokaka
Probably not
hopefully, that would create alot of suspension and finally allow JoJolion to end on a fully written book
Atleast not currently
I would say like 30 chapters left to go
Maybe 20, depends on the pacing
But there’s too many mysteries
Yeah I’d say 15-20
To be resolved in like 10 chapters
Caato was certainly not there for a few chapters for nothing. i see her akin to AU Diego from part 7
a final obstacle.
I don’t even think kaato is the final obstacle, not if she shows up directly after this arc
Unless kaato somehow solves every mystery, that would be shitty tho
what mysteries are there tho????
yep
I can’t really think of any other mysteries other than 1) Rokakaka’s origin and it’s relation to Johnny’s spin and the corpse parts, 2) Tooru’s relation to rokaka and his goal 3)Kaato’s everything
Look at the above image
The ones you said are the main ones
But it would be weird for Araki to just forget everything else he half hinted at
Wow that’s a lot of mysteries I forgot about
That baby really slipped my mind
Yea same
The day Johnny died right?
Mysterious baby is marco reincarnated theory lets goooo
That’s when the baby was found
im pretty sure the whole Josefumi birthmark thing can be resolved mostly by saying he descended from another of Johnny's kids/grandkids
Lmaoooooooo
He even got the frostbite that probably gave Marco the cold 😭😭
Don’t do that, don’t give the Josefumi x Kira shippers a heart attack
Araki says Karera x Josefumi or incest
Doesn't stop Jolyne x Giorno shippers
Also that holy stand looks a bit like Yasuho’s stand, it just might be her noticing Yasuho’s stand
Yeah she’s just looking at yasuhos
Yeah, I don't understand the "mystery" of Holly's Stand
We haven’t actually seen hers yet
She probably has one, but that pic seems to be a Paisley Park thing
Don’t remind me
It even has the pasiley park pig tails
A botanical stand where each petal contains a ingredients to a cure for a disease
That would be cool
Honestly just made it up from the top of my mind rn
Would hate for the not a strong enough will to be attributed to Holly not having a stand, she probably has the strongest will in the manga
yea its not someone talking about holy, its holy talking about paisley park
she was kinda mid imo but when she saved josuke in the hospital was definitely her best moment
yea but it still does need to be explained
and like, what really would be the point of that? if it doesnt add to the lore at all
that would just be kinda surface level
unless ofc josefumi was the one with the invisible bubbles
oh thats pretty cool
lmao
lets hope and cope
Definitely, it added a lot to her character. Much better than Jotaro’s save my helpless mother in part 3
Josuke calling her mum was beautiful
Look at my goat vampire 🤩
oh it was so precious
right after holy saves josuke josuke becomes incredibly based
post loca6251 josuke kinda gets fully realized
his quest to save holy actually has leads
he knows who he is
who is ready to finally fight the enemy
and he just sits down in a chair
That was the most menacing sitting I’ve seen since DIO sitting in that random throne in the hallway in p3
ye 10 days
Yessir 💪 
This is SO random but does someone has the Yoshikage Kira copypasta but it’s about part 8 Kira ?
I'll make one
My name is Higashikata Jousuke. Well, not really. I don't know who I am. Where are my clothes. Why do I have 4 testicles. Somebody help me.
Is that what you wanted?
yes it is indeed what they asked for
kino machine broke
wonder of u sucked all the drip from part 8 dry
we only get bland stand designs from here on out
There is no more Part 8
It's getting cancelled because Pucci is black and a villain, even though that was 20 years ago
damm
are there actually people that think black people shouldn't be villains?
like ik ur ironic but do those kinds of scum actually exist
There are people who say it's racist to have a white protagonist and a black villain
:' ( what a world we live in
wtf
those people dont even try to hide their racism yet calls it racist
superb reverse psychology
well anyhow, i doubt jojo is gonna get cancelled for pucci
like you said, it was 20 years ago(not that it changes anything, its not a "piece of its time" thing ffs its just a black person)
It's fairly common for people to write villains as people they personally disagree with. A lot of racists have cast black people or Asian people as villains. A lot of homophobes have made their villains gay but never their protagonists. People will write Senators as villains because they hate politicians. They'll throw in a Communist monologue from the villain to drive home how evil they are.
So sometimes, people see a black person or a gay person or a religious person as a villain and assume that it's the author decrying black people/gay people/religious people. There is a lot of background that makes it understandable to contemplate where someone's coming from if they constantly cast black people as villains, but seeing one black villain and calling the author racist is completely baseless.
and even then its kinda weird in puccis case
i dont care about "tanned sicilian" or whatever
araki just kinda drew this and dipped
oh wow
yea, definitely not the case with pucci, since hes sort of just a legacy of dio
hes not like, a manifestation of what arakis against
It's sad that people can't see that : /
I mean, if you really want to call Araki racist, saying he hates black people is not the way to go
yea, what a world we live in huh
Brando is an Italian name, so Dio's probably Italian. This makes 5/8 Parts have the main villain be Italian
If you're gonna call Araki racist say he hates Italian people
i feel like araki really likes italy lol
its an interesting fixation in a majority of the parts
lmao it's quite a fascinating country 🗿
just ignore the Italian protagonists in Part 5
lmao
i mean, italy being "bad guy" doesnt make sense
cuz yea, italian protagonist(even if not by birth), ceasar
the cast of part 5
arakis clear love of italy and its culture
I was talking to my mom the other day and she thought it was really weird that Araki didn't bother giving P5 characters actual names and just called them food
yeah that's a good point
your mom watches jojo? based
No, I just talk to her about my interests sometimes
i mean, araki didnt really give a lot of characters a name, its called musical references lol
dio and diavolo dont really have a name in that case, they are named after gods and devils
i think the food stuff is fine, a bit eccentric but its interesting
the food doesnt have any symbolism lmao
rough
jojo is either a hit or miss for most people
introducing someone into jojo as an adult, yeesh
especially as a first anime
its a good chance they wont favor it
i wouldnt recommend jojo as a first anime or manga to anyone
oh damn
and i especially wouldnt want to introduce it to my parents, they would think im weird af
nah if it works for you thats cool
same with my friends, only one other friend is kinda into anime
oh wow
like, they've watched ghibli films and aot but arent willing to delve deeper
so they know i like jojo(one of them pinged me with a jump force trailer announcing giorno even tho hes one of my least favorite jojos and i dont play jump force lmao)
lmao
really? thats interesting
it seems non jojo fans only know it for giornos theme, muda muda muda, it was i dio, and punchy ghosts
which is about what i expect tbh
yeah my sister introduced it to me and I was like eh, but I saw Jonathan my love 😍 and I thought it was really cool seeing this evil fellow ruin Jonathan's life
yeah it's really kinda sad
im in search of the user diavolos lice
never heard of them
use the search function on discord
sad times
They left awhile ago
but yeah, I didn't know JoJo was the anime with roundabout, the fighting ghosts, and the road roller scene 🗿
it was really cool to just enjoy the show and I loved everything about it
I didn't know JoJo was the one from the "To Be Continued" memes
SAME
i was so surprised when that happened
i was spoiled so much from memes for the anime but its still a hella enjoyable show
that sounds super unfortunate, I don't think I've been spoiled
My friend had to tell me that the meme was from the show and I was like WHAT
i was spoiled for most endings up until part 7
same
ofc when i was "spoiled" for part 6 ending wasnt really a spoiler
same again
I had seen
so much
but part 7, i fully knew about au diego
didnt know about golden spin tho
And then I just started watching Jojo and I was shook
I was told that the universe reset at the end of Part 6 caused Part 7 to happen
I truly believed this
gyro was spoiled for me but i knew as soon as i saw him as a zeppeli he was toast
ALSO the way I saw it in my head I actually wish was real
Yeah lots of people think that
i knew it was separate but i didnt know how since i didnt know the true ending of p6
same
This is a very good show if you like spreading misinformation
its so bizarre you can say literally anything and people can believe it
Even though I understand that they're separate and I know why they are and whatever, the way I saw it in my head I think would have been a cooler story
Can't cap
rly?
i mean, 6 tying into 7 would be ok but idk
ruins the separation of 7/8(as independent parts) if they are actually tied to part 6
Because what I was told was that the people in the new universe had memories from the past universe and the plot was that they were trying to get it back to the way it used to be
Idk I think that would be dope
hmm interesting
that does sound pretty dope 🗿
But I'm happy with what SBR and JJL are now
yeah :)))
not as satisfying as the ending of so but its an interesting idea
maybe if that was a separate story it'd be cool
i think the break away from the og universe was one of arakis best decisions
like, idk how but araki managed to greatly improve everything for 7/8
yes
Also something else I was told that wasn't true
By making a new universe, you're able to do whatever you want
I suppose that's fair
and it was just kind of something araki wanted to do, not just an artistic choice but also a way to free up a creative block
Was that Jonathan actually survives the end of Part 1 and returns in Part 3 as "Old Man JoJo," and he has the most overpowered Stand and he only shows up at the best times to save the heroes from the main villain
This whole Rock Human idea would be a lot harder to pull off if it's just another race in the OG universe
Damn
Also that Dio was in Part 2
lmao
That’s one hell of a lie
Jonathan in Part 3 does have the most OP Stand
It was from my friend who was on Part 1
He had been told all of that
I'm telling you, misinformation in the JoJo fandom
I experienced it firsthand
he could still have continued the og universe, only real plot points he includes in every part of og is connection to dio and joestar line, i feel like the continual straining of the joestar line has to end at some point tho, and he picked a good time to
where tf did that come from lmao
a true victim
I think having the og universe, he's able to grow more with it, like characters from past parts and such as that 🗿
My first experience with JoJo was with misinformation lol
Also spoilers
I was spoiled on everything
The two things I resent to this day
that sucks
yea but not many of them actually transcend multiple parts, josuke and giorno never appear in another part
that's true.
yea i wish i wasnt so spoiled, especially part 7
Continuing the og story, fans would continuously expect him to bring back old characters and ideas
I remember being on Part 4 and my friend (same guy) told me "everyone in Part 5 dies except Giorno, Mista, and Trish" and I was like really bruh
the spoilers is probably what got me to read it
With a new universe no one expects that to happen
ah dude that sucks
omg, who are they? 
oh you'd be surprised lmao
king crimson gappy
Yeah I know
I myself have been making lots of joke about what's in store for JJL
JoJolion 😍
because gappy is diavolo and king is like the higshakata thing
I don't understand that, what's the deal with king crimson and gappy?
Who knows
The thing that he told me that made me want to start the series in the first place was the universe reset
oh no
Alternate universe, multiverse, time travel shit is my jam and they knew that so
I’m not ever sure where it started
that sucks dude 😔
I just a remember a really bad theory about it being possible
oh I see
its such a terrible theory
honestly the worst jjl theory ive ever heard
lmao good 2 know
tell em'
worse than tsurugi/tooru theory, which only requires time fuckery to happen and some motivations
Also the thing with King Crimson and Gappy is that there has been a trend in the SBR-verse that villains from the past universe come back in the order they appeared previously in. No Stand Diego Brando can be compared to Part 1 Dio, Magenta Magenta is compared to Kars, The World Dio is compared to DIO in Part 3, and then there's Yoshikage Kira in Part 8 and 4
So the logical next step is King Crimson, which is fitting since every Higashikata except Josuke has a Stand with the name "King" in the name
the problem with that is that wou/tooru is very reminiscent of diavolo now
Ok but that still doesn’t make sense
yes
I've also had this theory for a while
rokakaka grants requiem is just a stupid idea
it's a silly theory. I don't personally believe it
its not even a theory, the parallels are there
Also used to think this
ooof

Lots of people disagree with me!
fr?
how? its obvious tooru and wou is so similar to doppio/diavolo
b r u h
even if tooru IS WOU that doesnt make it any less similar
well, kinda but it still exists as a parallel!
indubitably.
Now that Josuke has had Locacaca 6251 and Yasuho has had New Locacaca we can confirm no Requiem
requiem machine broke
good
make their stands eat the fruit/serum
the chase for the rokakaka is a parallel for chase to requiem, they are similar but its stupid to assume roker is an arrow
jk btw
johnny watching the absolute lunacy that you said
while i like the universe is separate and has its own ideals, the parallels and references are such a neat touch
absolutely
Josuke is fighting to save his mother, which is a parallel to Jotaro fighting for his mother AND to Jolyne fighting for her father in a coma
while still having their own creativity
AND its a duality against jobin who fought AGAINST his father!!
🤯
Jobin represents the first 30 chapters or whatever where Jolyne hated her dad.
And Josuke also hating his dad
josuke fighting to save holy>jotaro fighting to save holy
he didnt even really hate his dad at the start, they had a bit of conflict but its just a bit suspicious
he doesnt even really hate his dad anyways(even tho that does seem reminiscent of jolyne, who was just lashing out)
I meant 4 Jousuke

Not liking Joseph
oh i see

Jobin killing his dad is a Dio reference
i just realized
jobin is kinda like, the better eren yeager at this point
kono dio jobin!
@rocky charm and @runic adder thank you guys!!!
What did we do oh the Kira stuff
Lol it’s k it works
Shit posts are more fun
what'd you gamers help out with 👀
nice
jjl posting is the best shitposting
JJL is so much fun to shit post about because the shit posts could come true
This part is bonkers
There's a fine line between theorycrafting and shitposting
hmm i could definitely call it the most bizarre part i think
Jojo gets more bizarre every part
just by saying "amnesiac with heightened sperm count" it immediately makes a sentence in jojo 10x more bizarre
true
Vampires and sunlight punches? OK. Whatever
lmao
satire and unironic posting is always a fine line
life energy? more like ki!
SUPER Vampires and Nazis? Yeah, fine.
or just any energy in any shounen
Ghosts that punch each other? OK. That's a little weird.
sun energy channeled through breathing? never heard that one before!
Serial killer David Bowie with a hand fetish? Where does the author come up with that shit?
lmao
ive asked myself for months how araki still has creative energy
the convergence
in part 6 he went beyond
Escaping prison after a priest absorbs a baby and resets the universe into a purgatory? Holy fuck
part 6 araki ascended
lmao
The president gathering Jesus' Corpse to Make America Great Again? Holy shit
absolved himself from any attachments to a normal, straight shonen
and did whatever tf he wants
Rock people laundering a magic fruit that heals injuries and fuses people together?
What the absolute fuck.
dont forget the dimension hopping president and the virgin mary 14 year old
in the end it was one of the best parts
💪
do part 9 now
part 6? yea
There's only so much I can fit in a summary
that was a good summary
indubitably.
and that just included the villains
Timeline convergences erasing people from existence while trying to take a road trip across Brazil? Holy shit.
lmfao
brazil jojo part? interesting tbf
You gotta get in Araki's mind to go Bizarre®
the most dangerous place in the world, naturally that's where the next part needs to be 🗿
how the corpse gets in brazil is beyond me 🤷♂️
there are multiple corpses...
oh no
😔
oh god no
There's no Corpse in Brazil, it just so happens that that's where the spacetime tear caused by too much temporal manipulation manifested
multiple corpses would be fr stupid if it was implemented
wdym
this is true.
temporal manipulation caused by gappys [KING CRIMSON]
oh part 9 would be the story mode for eyes of heaven 🗿
well...with all the fight in part 7 to get the corpse, kinda ruins the impact to be multiple corpses
theres the johnny saint theory but i dont think that has a ton of relevance anymore, this late in jojolion
there is potentially multiple corpses in part 7 though, gyro theorized that his country had a monopoly on them or something.
And it never ends, like he’s been wacky for 30+ years
ikr
And his wacky style is always biazzare and progressively gets more and more bizzare
yea but none of them were as big as jesus corpse tho
of course
this is true.
the other corpses have miracles associated with them but none on the scale of our corpse
Wasn't the corpse a saint?
so i just think it would be weird to introduce a new corpse, we already have the rokakaka to deal with, we dont need another magic item macguffin chase
It’s crazy he never got burnt out, my guess is because his stories are so funny, weird and random he doesn’t get bored
am I just smol brain
yea, jesus
"a Saint"
yea it is just crazy
It was Jesus mother fucking Christ.
but araki is just a crazy man
I could've sworn, alr then ok I'll take my loss
They call it the Saint's Corpse
nope it was some random guy name jeff, moving on
please stop don't kill me
But it becomes pretty clear it's Jesus when we see Jesus with the crown of thorns talk to Johnny
there are other saints corpses but theres probably no way to be on the same level as the son of god.
and in the chapter talking about jesus lmao
yea i would assume so
ok damn, sorry
I wonder if other corpses can give Stands anyway?
Jesus having a stand has to be the funniest shit
i assume so
probably not
Jesus' Corpse seems to be able to permanently grant Stand-granting abilities to the land
cuz like, corpse only existed in this dimension
it is unknown if other corpses existed in other dimensions
So it's pretty damn powerful
yea
I want to know more about the diamonds in that one D4Cverse
if other corpses had that power it would definitely be shown lol
diamonds?
are they unbreakable?
the other universe with diego had diamonds instead of corpse
infinity stones
There's a part where we see into another universe and I think Diego and Hot Pants are talking about Diamonds?
2x2 nut
yes
Valentine explained in that universe they were going for diamonds
i feel like diamonds are a little redundant when the race gives a million dollars for winning anyways

Magic diamonds presumabl-
Oh my God they were gathering the Chaos Emeralds
goddamn
lets gooo
Sounds like the materials an evil boss in Final Fantasy needs to ascend
@edgy tiger, Your Hamon Rank is now level 5 !
Tbf the Chaos Emeralds aren't even emeralds. They're Sapphires in a Tiffany diamond cut.
oh fun!
lmfao
everytime it finished playing my discord restarted
I wondered why my things just crashed
I love jojo lion
Where? Did it get deleted?
mine crashed too
danny
yeah deleted

what the hell
hes a mouse
trish got strap
bruh Part 1 danny 🗿
the sea lion
part 1 danny is also not a lion
cause he's deinitely a lion
The lion of the sea or land?
lion of the sea
the SEA LION


