#jojolion

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frozen charm
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I don't think the name matters anymore

runic adder
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True

frozen charm
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Araki has fucked up the word jojo way too much for it to matter

runic adder
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Unless we get a flashback arc sometime soon lol

feral basalt
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Both of them no longer exist

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Josuke is the jojo

frozen charm
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They are jos

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Yes

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Correct

runic adder
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Two jos to make a jojo

feral basalt
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Yeah

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Boom

frozen charm
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He's a combination of 2 jojos

feral basalt
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Araki must have taken too many pills

split tinsel
frozen charm
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That's why he's the best one

feral basalt
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Woah

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Woah

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Watch ur mouth

frozen charm
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No

split tinsel
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I agree that gappy is the best jojo

feral basalt
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Gappy isnt even a Jojo

frozen charm
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Yes he is

feral basalt
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He’s not a Joestar, not even by blood

golden latch
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Requirements to be a Jojo:

frozen charm
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Wym

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??????

golden latch
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Be named Jojo

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Be a lead character

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He checks both

feral basalt
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U gotta have that Jojo blood

frozen charm
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He does

split tinsel
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He is half kira

frozen charm
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Kira is a joestar

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And josefumi somehow has the birthmark so he might be one too

feral basalt
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Incest?

frozen charm
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No

split tinsel
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And he sees holly as is mom

frozen charm
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Did you even read the part?????

feral basalt
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Yeah

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That whole shit is confusing tho

frozen charm
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Damn

feral basalt
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Part 4 was less complicated

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Josuke was just Joseph’s son

split tinsel
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Yeh, we need more backstory for josefumi

frozen charm
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Part 8 isn't just part 4 2.0

feral basalt
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It is

frozen charm
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They're gonna be different

feral basalt
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Nah

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Not really

frozen charm
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Gio gio moment

golden latch
feral basalt
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Part 7 is Part 1

frozen charm
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Read the part.

feral basalt
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I did

frozen charm
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You fool

feral basalt
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Im caught up you fool

rocky charm
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Part 7 has similarities to Parts 1, 2, and 3, but it's incredibly dismissive to say it's just a rehash of Part 1

sinful bramble
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Not everything in the SBRverse is an exact equivalent to something in Part 1-6

golden latch
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Get better reading comprehension

feral basalt
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Not equivalent, but it takes after Part 4

frozen charm
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No

rocky charm
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Similarly, Part 8 takes elements from Parts 3, 4, 5, and 6, but it is in no way a rehash of Part 4

minor ore
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tbh I'd say part 7 and part 8 and combinations of every previous part

frozen charm
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Yes

olive bobcat
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Yeah what thatdude said

feral basalt
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Part 8 is Part 4 with more stuff and new characters

olive bobcat
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No

frozen charm
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No

olive bobcat
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It's not

frozen charm
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It's not

kind owlBOT
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@split tinsel, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

frozen charm
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You moron

minor ore
rocky charm
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The only real similarities between 4 and 8 are that it's in Morioh, the protagonist is Josuke, and it takes a while to find the villain.

golden latch
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They aren't even comparable to old parts at all

frozen charm
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Separate universe

feral basalt
golden latch
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They're completely different stories

rocky charm
split tinsel
frozen charm
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Completely different story

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Are y'all forgetting that or something

minor ore
frozen charm
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Part 9 Is the best part smh

feral basalt
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Part 8 is just like Part 4, that’s how it was meant to be

golden latch
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Part 89 is the best

feral basalt
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Part 7 was meant to be Part 1

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It’s just alternate uni

runic adder
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Baoh is the best jojo part

frozen charm
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No

olive bobcat
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Real timeline is 3>9>d>pi>7
Everything else isn't canon

frozen charm
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Part d

runic adder
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Being part 1 of the au doesn’t mean it is a 1:1 copy of part 1

feral basalt
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The only canon parts are 7 and 8

frozen charm
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What

runic adder
frozen charm
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No.

olive bobcat
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Ight lmao nice troll

feral basalt
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7 and 8 have the holy corpse, so they’re canon

frozen charm
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We're being trolledn

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Theres no way

feral basalt
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The universe without the corpse isnt canon

olive bobcat
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Based pfp eggward

golden latch
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Nothing is canon

runic adder
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Bruh what

frozen charm
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Jojo isn't real

minor ore
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Araki said the only canon parts are 1-3

runic adder
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I thought you were making a joke that 7 and 8 were only canon

frozen charm
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Nothing is canon

feral basalt
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The holy corpse can only be in 1 universe, so the universe with the holy corpse is the real one

frozen charm
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Araki said only baoh is canon

minor ore
frozen charm
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Ok

feral basalt
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1,2,3,4,5;6 are all in a different version of the Holy Corspe universe

runic adder
frozen charm
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Okokok

rocky charm
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The SBRverse is the one "true" universe

frozen charm
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No

split tinsel
rocky charm
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But the other parts are still canon. They still happened. Just in a different universe.

runic adder
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Since the corpse wasn’t a plot point in those parts, the corpse being in one dimension doesn’t matter to them

minor ore
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how are you guys gonna get baited so easily

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it literally goes

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part 1-8 non canon

frozen charm
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7-8 is a completely different story than 1-6 so the corpse doesn't matter

feral basalt
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It’s very relevant, that means that everything besides Parts 7 and 8 are just clones of the main universe

minor ore
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then jorge joestar

frozen charm
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No

minor ore
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then purple haze as the final part

feral basalt
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The corpse is what centers all the universes

runic adder
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It is simply the only universe with the corpse

frozen charm
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Once again 1-6 are a separate story

feral basalt
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The corpse can’t be transferred out of the main universe, everything revolves around the SBR

frozen charm
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Not just a separate universe

olive bobcat
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The only supporting evidence that sbr verse is the main verse is bc that's where d4c exists

frozen charm
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1-6 aren't even in the same multiverse as 7-8

runic adder
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D4c only exists cuz the corpse

split tinsel
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The universe of 1-6 is not a parallel universe of sbr universe

frozen charm
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D5C

split tinsel
runic adder
frozen charm
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The corpse is irrelevant in 1-6

feral basalt
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Because 1-6 isnt canon

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That’s not the real universe

runic adder
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Bruh what

feral basalt
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Sbr is the real universe

runic adder
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Araki wrote parts 1-6 for like 15 fucking years, ofc they’re canon

split tinsel
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Nooo, there are 2 real universes

runic adder
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“Canon” doesn’t mean anything about what universe the corpse is in

feral basalt
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Parts 7-8 are the only parts that actually follow the main universe

olive bobcat
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Just drop it all of you, you're falling for easy bait

feral basalt
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The main Jojo universe is Sbr

runic adder
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I understand your point but the universe is not centered around the corpse universe

feral basalt
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It kinda is tho

split tinsel
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No, there are two main universes, one of 1-6 and the sbr one

runic adder
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ok im gonna change the subject

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so, what do you all think of les fueilles?

feral basalt
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The sun, is the center of our galaxy, everything revolves around The Sun in our galaxy

split tinsel
minor ore
feral basalt
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Are galaxy is the least important

runic adder
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how did i even fall for this in the first place

feral basalt
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Fall for what?

olive bobcat
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Smh zyro

feral basalt
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Im being serious

runic adder
olive bobcat
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Les feuilles was a based stand

minor ore
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amateur hour

frozen charm
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Baited

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Smh

feral basalt
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The corpse existed before time even began

runic adder
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how convenient!

olive bobcat
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Les feuilles do be the main antagonist

feral basalt
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But only in 1 universe, meaning that everything in 1-6 doesnt actually have any importance

runic adder
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toorus real stand is les fueilles

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wonder of u is a lie

frozen charm
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Yes

olive bobcat
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WoU was a person the whole time

frozen charm
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Wonder of u is the stand of the trees

runic adder
runic adder
feral basalt
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The bible < Jojo

frozen charm
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Yes read the bible

rocky charm
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Alright

foggy gulch
runic adder
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the bible, ofc meaning
Fly High with Gucci

rocky charm
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In order to help explain the universe split, I've made a handy chart

olive bobcat
runic adder
feral basalt
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Sbr verse is the main verse

rocky charm
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As you can see, there are many "unimportant" universes around SBR that FV can go to

frozen charm
foggy gulch
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How is it drawn so badly

rocky charm
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But the 1-6verse is separate from that multiverse

feral basalt
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Wait, so 1-6 is a different multi-verse?

rocky charm
runic adder
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well 1-6 verse could be in that multiverse, it will just never get confirmed or not

olive bobcat
runic adder
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so its easier to assume its not in the same multiverse

rocky charm
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It can't really fit into that multiverse, since it doesn't have Spin or Rock Humans

feral basalt
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I think 1-6 is in the same verse as 7-8, Sbr-verse is just the main one

rocky charm
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Assuming, of course, that the SBR set of Parallel Universes is in fact a bunch of very similar universes

feral basalt
frozen charm
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D6C let's valentine return to the1-6 verse

rocky charm
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Since a LOT of things are different between 7-8 and 1-6, but the universes seen in 7 seem to be mostly the same as SBR

feral basalt
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Oh so now we’re saying parallel and alternate universes, that’s different

runic adder
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theoretically d4c could time travel through parallel universes

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if said parallel universes could be positioned at different points in time

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it wouldnt help valentine in any way but its a cool idea

rocky charm
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Jumps forward in time to when Lucy Steel is an adult

runic adder
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oh no

frozen charm
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No

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I disagree

near cedar
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That is the real question

runic adder
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help with the trolls? nah

frozen charm
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Troll get blocked

olive bobcat
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so uhh

frozen charm
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Joshu

olive bobcat
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schott key #1 beats WoU

frozen charm
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Yea

runic adder
frozen charm
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Can wonder of u crip walk????

runic adder
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no

frozen charm
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Damn

runic adder
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it does not have enough swag

frozen charm
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Can tooru?

hard meteor
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Nah

frozen charm
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Joshu can

hard meteor
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Wou can do the stanky leg tho

frozen charm
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So can josuke

runic adder
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josuke has no legs

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he becomes johnny

olive bobcat
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can joshu simultaneously whip and naenae?

runic adder
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did you read the leaks

runic adder
frozen charm
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No

olive bobcat
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damn

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so hes not omnipotent

frozen charm
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Tooru main villain

minor ore
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WoU reppin' his set

runic adder
olive bobcat
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hes doing his best

minor ore
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he's throwin up his sign

runic adder
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dont bully him guys he wants to show affection

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does anyone else see the resemblance between this and obladi oblada

olive bobcat
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yeah

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obladi oblada does look like david bowie

runic adder
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yea its a striking resemblance indeed

frozen charm
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Yes Obladi Oblada does look like a buff cat

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What color is obladi Oblada

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Sand color????

olive bobcat
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yeah

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cookie colour

runic adder
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i imagine like a biege cookie yea

frozen charm
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!w obladi Oblada

mental ridgeBOT
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JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Obladi Oblada (オブラディ・オブラダ, Oburadi Oburada) is a minor antagonist featured in the eighth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, JoJolion.

frozen charm
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Brb

runic adder
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you gonna color it?

frozen charm
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No

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It lives on dry sloped cliff's

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So it should match the color of em to looks like a footprint

runic adder
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yea

vernal sandal
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After reading jojolion it’s just like

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tobecontinued1 tobecontinued2 tobecontinued3 ?

olive bobcat
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yeah

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it will be continued

frozen charm
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Just a few more days

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11 more days

runic adder
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dont worry

rocky charm
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AFTER WoU?

vernal sandal
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I know lol

rocky charm
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Nah, man

runic adder
rocky charm
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106-??? will be a series of flashback arcs focused on each character

runic adder
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its called endless calamity, will be the rest of jojolion, until araki dies

rocky charm
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iirc, Araki said that 112-118 would be the Kei-focused flashback

runic adder
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really?

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source?

minor ore
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trust him

runic adder
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i trust caro im just skeptical of araki interviews and all

rocky charm
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Yeah, we get 106-111 as Jousefumi and Kira, 112-118 as Kei, and then we get 119-205 as the Joseph Joestar flashback

runic adder
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im surprised araki has each chapter planned out individually

frozen charm
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106 will be a joshu flashback where tooru grooms him too

olive bobcat
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flashback for each individual cobblestone on shakedown road when?

runic adder
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we do a little trolling

runic adder
frozen charm
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Yea

rocky charm
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After that, chapter 206 will have the bubble deflect off of Tooru's teddy bear shoulder and blow up the plane door

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And then Chapters 207-225 will be Tooru's tragic backstory

frozen charm
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And then tooru kills himself

runic adder
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incredible storytelling

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cant wait for 10 years from now when mystery man is revealed

rocky charm
frozen charm
runic adder
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josuke tooru fusion confirmed?

frozen charm
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Yes

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Joshu gets 50000 rokakakers and force feeds them to tooru

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(canon)

rocky charm
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So Wu talked about the major issue of Rokakaka being that it might turn your brain to rock

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But what if a Rock Human ate it? Would their brain turning to rock kill them?

olive bobcat
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they become human

rocky charm
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Also I just thought of something

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When the journalist eats the Rokakaka, it heals his acne, since he didn't have any injuries or health issues

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So if someone who's completely uninjured and in perfect health eats a Rokakaka, what happens?

runic adder
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i dont think its possible for someone to be in like, PERFECT health

rocky charm
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Does it find "something" that's even minorly wrong and fix it?

runic adder
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even if they seem perfect the rokakaka could just heal like, itches or rashes

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idk

rocky charm
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Like if someone's blood pressure is slightly below ideal?

frozen charm
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Yes

runic adder
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yea probably something like that

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the rokakaka could also just like, not work

frozen charm
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If someone has a bit to much cholesterol

rocky charm
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I have a tiny little scrape on my finger

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Would it fix that and take my leg as payment?

runic adder
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yea something like that

frozen charm
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Yea

runic adder
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not a leg

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it heals equivalent injuries

frozen charm
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What if you had a cosmetic surgery could the rokakaka just undo it

runic adder
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except in the locacaca 6251 case

runic adder
split tinsel
runic adder
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maybe its just natural wounds and stuff

rocky charm
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Nah, Wu straight-up says that "how much" and "what" the Rokakaka takes seems to be completely arbitrary

runic adder
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oh i see

rocky charm
runic adder
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i thought the point of locacaca 6251 was so that they could maximize health benefit with little risk

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cuz josuke only lost vision, pretty much

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in comparison to healing his wrecked body

rocky charm
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Locacaca 6251 does seem to take very little

foggy gulch
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Didn't Wu damage certain body parts so that the rokakaka would target it

runic adder
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i thought he just went inside the patients brain to abort the procedure if rokakaka was in their brain

split tinsel
foggy gulch
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Yeah to stop vital parts from being destroyed

rocky charm
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OK I looked it up and apparently Mitsuba's first appointment was sagging breasts

foggy gulch
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But I think he would slightly cut the body part that needs to be changed

rocky charm
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So maybe the Rokakaka recognizes "aging" as a "medical problem"

runic adder
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i think wus line there doesnt indicate that the size of the injury is arbitrary

rocky charm
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And then she just uses it to cure the problems it made

runic adder
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he was just straight up lying to mitsuba

rocky charm
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I was talking about a different Wu line

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Still looking

runic adder
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oh i see

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what did mitsuba exchange for her teeth?

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i forgot

minor ore
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i can't remember

foggy gulch
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Ears

minor ore
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wasn't it like her ear

runic adder
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ah i see

foggy gulch
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Or ear drums not sure

minor ore
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if that kept going without yashuo interfering Wu would make so much money off of mitsuba

runic adder
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and then she cured the ears in exchange for her child

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and the, she cured the child in exchange for her nose?

frozen charm
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But I kinda feel like the rokakaka could heal like scaring or trauma from a cosmetic surgery that could undo it

frozen charm
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Like getting a nose job

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They sometimes shave or break the bone

runic adder
frozen charm
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Wym

runic adder
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if they wanted it to be "healed" then thats the area it would heal

frozen charm
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Is that how it works

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Wu redirected the equivalent exchange with his stand

runic adder
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since the surgery isnt exactly natural then i feel like they could use a roker to heal a bad injury

runic adder
frozen charm
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Yea

runic adder
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we see aisho give rokers to people and they were just fine without wu, they got what they wanted healed

rocky charm
frozen charm
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I think it would be the worst Injury

rocky charm
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OK so they do injure the parts they want the Rokakaka to affect

foggy gulch
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Yep

runic adder
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ok that makes sense ig

frozen charm
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So they stabbed mitsubas booba???

rocky charm
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But here he starts talking about minor injuries taking important parts of your body

frozen charm
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Yea

rocky charm
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But I suppose that it could be a "small" part of the brain, and how much is "taken" is usually around the same "size" as what's given

frozen charm
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What would be the best thing for the rokakaka to take

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Like idk

runic adder
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Appendix

minor ore
runic adder
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Maybe a kidney?

minor ore
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appendix is useless

frozen charm
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Yea

runic adder
frozen charm
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Tonsils

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I think tonsils would be the best thing for it to take

rocky charm
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Child because you can just make another one

minor ore
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imagine instead of an abortion you just eat a rokakaka

rocky charm
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Lose the kid AND get bigger breasts?

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Win-win!

minor ore
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"It works, like, 7% of the time! Other times, it could take random organs!" -The Head Doctor

runic adder
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wu tomoki looks really good with colored

rocky charm
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In Wu's sponsorship video, he doesn't actually mention what "technique" he has to keep Rokakaka out of the brain (though we can probably assume it's just his ability to break into pieces). It's possible that the Locacaca 6251 has some sort of "system" that affects what it takes.

olive bobcat
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ofc

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he never fails

rocky charm
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Because we know that Jousuke just got a few random patches taken

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Although it did get his eyes

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*eye

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Only 1

runic adder
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did you find the line wu said about what the roka takes being arbitrary to what it gives?

frozen charm
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Actually I agree

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If you're pro life

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Maybe not

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But

runic adder
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what? eating a roka instead of an abortion?

frozen charm
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Yes

runic adder
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i mean, it is a method but the baby just kinda turns to stone tho....

frozen charm
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It would eventually fall out

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But why would the baby be a part of your body

rocky charm
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Yeah, it's the part where he says "A "Rokakaka" may choose to exchande that with part of the brain. A part of the "brain" which could put one's life in danger if lost... Why would the Rokakaka choose something as vital for life as the "brain" for a "tiny wound"...?"

runic adder
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i assume its a random portion that is roughly equivalent to the same size

frozen charm
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Can you drink the rokakaka

runic adder
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i dont see why it couldnt be juiced

frozen charm
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Blender

runic adder
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yea exactly

olive bobcat
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liquid diet roka

runic adder
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great diet for losing everything!

rocky charm
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Higashikata Fruit Parlor: Now with Locacaca! Only 200,000,000 Yen per glass

runic adder
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thats what jobin would price it at for normal drinks, if he ran the parlor

frozen charm
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I stg the higashikata fruit company was just foreshadowing

runic adder
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foreshadowing for what

frozen charm
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Rokakaka

runic adder
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like, the part norisuke said about the drinks?

frozen charm
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Fruit

runic adder
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oh

rocky charm
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^

runic adder
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well yea basically it was lol

frozen charm
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It was big

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But now the orchard is gone

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Lol

runic adder
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dont worry joshu will install a mushroom hunting section

minor ore
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jobin's fault btw

runic adder
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it will all be fine

minor ore
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death deserved

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joshu will rescue the buisness

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his newfound charm will allow him to become a flawless businessman

frozen charm
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Orchard being destroyed could be foreshadowing every version of the rokakaka being destroyed

runic adder
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jobin did what he had to do to get the branch

frozen charm
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Big if true

olive bobcat
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small if true

minor ore
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imagine jobin as a protagonist

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that would be cool

runic adder
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jobin is a bad guy no way he would be mc

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would be cool if he was

minor ore
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i really hope jobin's alive

runic adder
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i do too

minor ore
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it's highly unlikely but i want more jobin

runic adder
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norisuke + jobin fusion mystery man confirmed?????

minor ore
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speed king is a great stand as well

rocky charm
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*was

minor ore
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king king

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or speed nothing

rocky charm
minor ore
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oh you know what

runic adder
runic adder
minor ore
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Tsurugi probably saved Jobin in the body bog

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soft and wet bites the dust

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callin it now

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paper moon king just made it look like norisuke

runic adder
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would be cool but not likely

minor ore
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"soft and wet, steal the concept of time"

rocky charm
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Soft and Wet evolves to be able to steal "life" from someone

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Just one bubble and you DIE

runic adder
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lmao

minor ore
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"hey is that a soap bu-"

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drops dead

runic adder
minor ore
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part 8 end

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tooru is then known as the villain with the shortest lifespan

rocky charm
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He's old as hell

runic adder
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dude he could be the second oldest villain in the series

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could even be older than dio

minor ore
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no i mean like shortest amount of time in the manga

runic adder
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ohhh

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yea sorta?

rocky charm
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Kars>DIO>Tooru (Tooru>DIO?)>...

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uhhh

minor ore
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like he only got revealed as the villain not too long ago

runic adder
rocky charm
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Pucci is I think 39? Diavolo's 33?

olive bobcat
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funny, pucci, diavolo, kira

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i think

rocky charm
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idr the copypasta, how old is Kira

olive bobcat
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33

runic adder
rocky charm
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Oh yeah FV is 46

minor ore
rocky charm
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Wait I think Diavolo's 34, since he was 18 when he fucked Donatella and Trish is 15

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18 +9 months + 15 = 34

runic adder
#

valentine is 48

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iirc

olive bobcat
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so then its kars > dio ? tooru > FV > pucci > diavolo > kira

rocky charm
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So Kars>Tooru/DIO>Valentine>Pucci>Diavolo>Kira>Dio

runic adder
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!w funny valentine

olive bobcat
#

yeah

mental ridgeBOT
#
JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Funny Valentine (ファニー・ヴァレンタイン, Fanī Varentain) is the main antagonist of the seventh part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, Steel Ball Run, as well as the sixth main antagonist of the series overall.

sinful bramble
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In JoJoveller Valentine is said to be 43, but in SBR he’s said to be 48

runic adder
#

strange

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araki forgot gyroMercoledi

olive bobcat
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still older than pucci but not the inhumans

minor ore
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did you know that kiss has the same stats as star platinum

olive bobcat
#

yes

minor ore
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fuckin kiss

runic adder
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lmao stand stats are a joke

minor ore
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so it's the same type of stand as star platinum
ermes stops time and kills pucci

olive bobcat
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yeah

runic adder
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araki was high af making stand stats

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especially for part 6-8

minor ore
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star platinum has A in everything except range

rocky charm
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Doesn't Emperor have an E in Range

olive bobcat
#

yeah

minor ore
foggy gulch
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In precision I think

rocky charm
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Well I guess it is a bit imprecise because of how widely it turns

minor ore
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the gun which dodged a sword and returned to it's normal position in a half second

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gets an E in precision

rocky charm
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Except for that ONE moment

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We see it taking such huge turns but then it just shifts around SC's sword

runic adder
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i mean, the hand is really slow, but when it needs to be fast for the plot its a speed machine

minor ore
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when Hol Horse is controlling the bullet it's accurate as hell

foggy gulch
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It kinda makes sense since hol horse just shoots in random directions when he uses it

runic adder
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is hol horse or mista better for bullets?

minor ore
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when hol horse is controlling it it probably gets faster and more accurate

foggy gulch
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Hol horse

minor ore
foggy gulch
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Mista is like a balanced version

rocky charm
minor ore
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he can turn it without having to get a stand there

runic adder
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well, mista won against kraftwerk right?

rocky charm
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Yeah

minor ore
runic adder
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and hol horse almost got a kill

minor ore
runic adder
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lol

rocky charm
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Hey doesn't Hol Horse meet Avdol again when he comes back?

runic adder
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it was avdol that got shot

rocky charm
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And he just has NO response to the guy he killed still being okay

runic adder
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lol

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yea thats a weird reaction for sure

minor ore
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all guns in jojo are useless as hell anyways

rocky charm
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Dio was killed by guns

minor ore
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didn't really do much in their favour though

rocky charm
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Dio was *made immortal by guns

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That's like

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The opposite of what they want

runic adder
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remember kids stab yourself with a mask and get shot and you become immortal

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DO try it at home

rocky charm
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Those policemen must've been Mista's ancestors

runic adder
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haha

minor ore
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At least they weren't storm troopers

rocky charm
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The Nazis didn't even happen until like 50 years after Phantom Blood

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Oh you meant Star Wars

minor ore
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literally the only people to ever die by bullets in jojo are unnamed characters

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and sale

rocky charm
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Good job Sale

winter spade
minor ore
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congrats sale

rocky charm
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Wait hang on

minor ore
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you ruined it

rocky charm
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Aerosmith shoots bullets

minor ore
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fuck

rocky charm
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That killed Formaggio and Risotto

minor ore
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part 5 in general ruined it

rocky charm
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And I don't remember how Tiziano and Squalo died but that was Nara, right?

winter spade
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Yes

rocky charm
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That's the volare via

sinful bramble
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Yes

kind owlBOT
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@sinful bramble, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

rocky charm
#

But idr who got hit by vv

minor ore
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tiziano and squalo died via narancia yes

rocky charm
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Did he kill them BOTH

minor ore
rocky charm
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Yeah Tiziano is silver fox

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Squalo is orange mess

minor ore
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then it was squalo

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so tiziano let himself get shot to put his blood on narancia

winter spade
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Yee

rocky charm
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WAIT

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CARNE

minor ore
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so crash could kill narancia

rocky charm
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MISTA KILLED CARNE

minor ore
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oh yeah carne

winter spade
#

Oh yeah he did do that

minor ore
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everyone forgets about carne

sinful bramble
#

Also if we’re counting Johnny’s nail bullets then we can count a few more characters

sinful bramble
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Oh right

winter spade
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Pucci kills Jonghalli A with a pistol

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Valentine shoots axl ro

rocky charm
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axl ro?

minor ore
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was gyro already dead when valentine shot him

hard meteor
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Ye

winter spade
#

Blackmore shot mountain Tim?

rocky charm
#

!w axl ro

mental ridgeBOT
#
JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Axl RO (アクセル・RO, Akuseru Rō) is a minor antagonist featured in the seventh part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Steel Ball Run, specifically in the "Civil War" story arc.

hard meteor
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Axl got shot and died from his wounds

winter spade
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Well he sliced his head up but he finished him off with the pistol

rocky charm
#

Oh Civil War guy

minor ore
winter spade
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Yee

hard meteor
winter spade
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I forget his name all the time

hard meteor
#

Still can’t believe that dudes in his 40s

rocky charm
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Wait what he looks 25

sinful bramble
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Ringo shot Gaucho I guess (that Latino racer in SBR)

winter spade
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Yeah that’s true

minor ore
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kraftwerk and soft machine actually look somewhat similar

winter spade
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Yes

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They do

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Wasn’t kraftwerk white in the manga?

minor ore
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yeah it was

winter spade
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Like how soft machine is in the manga and anime?

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Oh well another connection between them I guess

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Although soft machine was much more purple than white in the manga, the anime made his green be much more reserved

minor ore
#

so here's anime soft machine

rocky charm
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sword

minor ore
#

here's anime kraftwerk

rocky charm
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Y'know

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Speed King's ability to "store" and then release heat is kinda similar to Kraft Work building up momentum

winter spade
#

Sorta yeah

runic adder
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in a sense

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speed king could have been op if jobin tried to use projectiles

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you just take, like, a baseball
store heat, pitch it at someone

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unless that someone is soft and wet thats an instant ko against most jjl stands

winter spade
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Well you can probably just dodge

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It’s got to touch you to be effective

runic adder
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yea but you know that jojo characters dont dodge unless its bullets Smugechi

winter spade
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And most JJL stands are indirect or long range

rocky charm
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Imagine someone has a fever
They ask Joubin for an ice pack
Joubin gives them the ice pack
Secretly, SK is making it build up heat
Their forehead burns off when it gets released

runic adder
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trolled epicly

rocky charm
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There are so many goddamn applications of Jobin saying "Here, take this" and then killing someone with it

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Give them a bottle of coke and use it to scald their insides

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*Pepsi

runic adder
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yea exactly lol

rocky charm
#

Pepsi canonically exists in OG Morioh

runic adder
#

true

winter spade
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It’s Bepis in the alt world

runic adder
#

should have gotten a josuke x pepsi crossover smh

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instead of jolyne with gucci

sinful bramble
#

I read that as Josuke x Pesci and was deeply disturbed

rocky charm
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That scene in GW anime where Formaggio enlargens a car within someone's body

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Joubin could do SO MUCH FUCKERY of that order with Speed King

runic adder
#

yessss

rocky charm
#

Joubin one-shot of murdering people in fun ways wen?

runic adder
#

jobin already does a lot of fuckery really

winter spade
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Drop a grain of sand into someone’s drink and heat them up from the inside

runic adder
winter spade
#

Wait does the size of the object dictate the amount of heat it can store?

rocky charm
hard meteor
#

Speed king hidden abilities coming soon

runic adder
winter spade
#

Speed king: Robot Rock

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Who is jobin closest to in the original world?

foggy gulch
runic adder
#

thats a tough one

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i dont think he directly resembles anyone in part 1-6 honestly

winter spade
#

Like maybe Okuyasu’s brother?

runic adder
#

hmm possibly

winter spade
#

But replace arrow with rokakaka?

runic adder
#

that makes joshu okuyasu, i dont want to think about that

runic adder
winter spade
#

Oh true

foggy gulch
#

Stab yourself with branch

runic adder
#

obtain speed king requiem

foggy gulch
#

Now your body makes rokakakas

runic adder
#

awesome

winter spade
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Now every day can be summer vacation

foggy gulch
#

You are now in a constant state of losing and healing body parts

rocky charm
runic adder
runic adder
#

no

#

NO

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joshu is not okuyasu

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i refuse

foggy gulch
#

They are both the stupid sidekick

rocky charm
#

Anyway, I don't think that Jobin necessarily has to parallel anyone

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And even if he did, it doesn't have to be a Part 4 character

#

he maka heet he avdol

runic adder
#

yea exactly

winter spade
#

Yknow you make some compelling points

runic adder
#

jobin is way too good of a character to just be a silly parallel

winter spade
#

That’s why my denial that he isn’t dead is kicking in rn

runic adder
#

hes closest to diego, but thats obviously not a parallel universe

runic adder
#

.....

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................

rocky charm
#

Actually there are plenty of Diego's in parallel universes

kind owlBOT
#

@rocky charm, Your Hamon Rank is now level 27 !

winter spade
#

OH NO

winter spade
#

Badumtssh

foggy gulch
#

Jobin parallels some other random character in a universe we don't know about

winter spade
runic adder
#

parallels the hot pants that we saw for 3 seconds

feral basalt
#

How can Jobin parallel Hot Pants?

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They’re in the same universe

winter spade
#

Hot. Pants

rocky charm
#

I wanna parallel Hot Pants

feral basalt
#

Hot Pants was type fire, wish she didnt die

rocky charm
#

I wanna make it clear that that was supposed to be a horny post but even I don't know what I meant

feral basalt
#

Oh

#

Sussy?

foggy gulch
#

It means you wanna be hot pants

rocky charm
#

Hot Pants is an adult there's no problem here

#

It's not like I'm trying to rape a 14-y/o

feral basalt
#

Hot Pants was strong, D4C is just busted

kind owlBOT
#

@feral basalt, Your Hamon Rank is now level 5 !

feral basalt
rocky charm
#

NO

runic adder
#

LMAO

winter spade
#

FBI ring them up now

feral basalt
#

Imma take ur advice

rocky charm
#

I WAS JUST BRINGING UP AN EVENT THAT HAPPENED IN JOJO

winter spade
#

JAMES NO

hard meteor
#

Bruuuh lmao

rocky charm
#

Anyway, Jobin is alt-universe Risotto and I will not elaborate

winter spade
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But if josukes true stand is KC?

#

Josuke is calamity energy confirmed

foggy gulch
junior coral
rocky charm
#

Come on

#

IK I said I wouldn't elaborate, but I will

hard meteor
junior coral
#

Jobin is not the leader of a sub-group of villains part of a larger more evil group.

#

That’s Damo

rocky charm
#

Morally grey, broken but underutuilized Stand, allied with the villain but betrays his boss and ends up killed.

#

Damo is Akira

hard meteor
#

Nah

rocky charm
#

Acts like he's super important but was just another guy who happened to team with some other Stand users

junior coral
#

Risotto- leader of La Squadra Esecuzione, a sub-division of Passione and operates underneath The Boss

Damo- leader of the Damokan Group, a sub-division of the Loccocaca Organization and operates underneath the Head Doctor

hard meteor
#

Damos a chad,akiras just some dumb teen with a cool stand

rocky charm
#

Damo didn't betray Tooru

junior coral
#

It doesn’t have to be a direct parallel

runic adder
#

Neither of them are risotto, risotto sucks

junior coral
#

But he’s closer to Damo than he is fucking Jobin

rocky charm
#

Being a traitor is one of Risotto's defining traits

winter spade
#

^

runic adder
#

Jobin is definitely not risotto

rocky charm
#

The only difference between Risotto and Jobin is that Jobin didn't lead a sub-team

junior coral
#

So every jojo villain who is a traitor parallel risotto

winter spade
#

Yee

junior coral
#

Lol

runic adder
#

Risotto and jobin are very very different

rocky charm
#

OK maybe a few other differences, like one of them actually being important

winter spade
#

WAIT WEKAPIPO IS RISSOTO

hard meteor
#

“a few”

runic adder
#

I could bring up my long thesis of why jobin is the best character but I don’t have time for that

foggy gulch
#

Jobin likes beetles, risotto does not

kind owlBOT
#

@foggy gulch, Your Hamon Rank is now level 10 !

rocky charm
#

Wekapipo is...

#

Uh...

minor ore
#

11 days to go rohiyo

runic adder
#

Dead

rocky charm
#

I don't think Wekapipo has a paralle

foggy gulch
#

Dire!

#

Idk

minor ore
#

I don't recall

winter spade
#

Tamaki Damo

foggy gulch
#

Vitamin c

winter spade
#

Vitamin C dude

#

Has a combover

foggy gulch
#

Beat the crap out of kira

rocky charm
#

We never got an evil Hamon user in P1 and 2

winter spade
#

Dates Haato?

minor ore
#

Oh vitamin c
Yeah I remember

foggy gulch
#

Or sliced the crap out of him

hard meteor
#

!w damo

mental ridgeBOT
#
JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Tamaki Damo (田最 環, Damo Tamaki) is a major antagonist featured in the 8th part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, JoJolion, and introduced in the "Hato Brought Her Boyfriend Home" story arc.

rocky charm
#

I wonder...

winter spade
#

of u?

rocky charm
#

!w Josuke

mental ridgeBOT
rocky charm
#

!w Jousuke

mental ridgeBOT
#

https://jojowiki.com/Name_Variants
Not the correct result? Use !w page Jousuke for a direct link.

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

A list of spelling variations and alternatives for many names and terms across various media in the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series.

foggy gulch
rocky charm
hard meteor
#

Would straizo count

minor ore
#

Vitamin c is one of the most satisfying deaths

rocky charm
#

Oh yeah Straits

foggy gulch
#

You could say we never got a good vampire

#

In 1 or 2

rocky charm
#

But he's kind of the opposite of Wekapipo, good>bad, while Wekapipo is bad>good

minor ore
#

!w gappy

mental ridgeBOT
minor ore
#

Haha I win

rocky charm
#

!w Okuyasu's boyfriend

mental ridgeBOT
#

https://jojowiki.com/Minako_Okura
Not the correct result? Use !w page Okuyasu's boyfriend for a direct link or !w search Okuyasu's boyfriend for a list of all hits.

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Minako Okura (大倉 美那子, Ōkura Minako) is a minor character featured in the fourth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, Diamond is Unbreakable. During the investigation, Hayato Kawajiri witnessed her and her boyfriend Satoru Nakae getting killed by Yoshikage Kira.

hard meteor
#

Interesting

rocky charm
#

UM

minor ore
#

Who the fuck is that

rocky charm
#

The gal Kira killed

#

Leading into the final arcs

minor ore
#

....what is this connection

rocky charm
#

Probably just the word "boyfriend" in the article

winter spade
#

It is

rocky charm
#

Since she was on a date

foggy gulch
#

!w your mother

mental ridgeBOT
#

https://jojowiki.com/Diego_Brando's_Mother
Not the correct result? Use !w page your mother for a direct link or !w search your mother for a list of all hits.

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Diego Brando's mother (ディオの母, Diego no haha) is a posthumous character featured in the seventh part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Steel Ball Run.

winter spade
#

Since Kira killed her boyfriend

rocky charm
#

!w best girl

mental ridgeBOT
#

https://jojowiki.com/Hirohiko_Araki
Not the correct result? Use !w page best girl for a direct link or !w search best girl for a list of all hits.

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Hirohiko Araki (荒木 飛呂彦, Araki Hirohiko, born June 7, 1960 in Sendai, Miyagi[4]) is a manga artist and author of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, on which this wiki project is based. He made his debut under the name Toshiyuki Araki (荒木 利之, Araki Toshiyuki) in 1980 with his one-shot Poker Under Arms, and began his professional career with the short series Cool Shock B.T., Baoh, and Gorgeous Irene.

winter spade
#

HAHAA

runic adder
#

LESS GOOO

rocky charm
#

LMFAO

hard meteor
#

Honestly feel bad for diegos mom 😔

foggy gulch
#

WIN

minor ore
#

Araki is best girl

winter spade
#

That’s fucking perfect

runic adder
rocky charm
#

!w best villain

mental ridgeBOT
#

https://jojowiki.com/Crunchyroll
Not the correct result? Use !w page best villain for a direct link or !w search best villain for a list of all hits.

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Crunchyroll, headquartered San Francisco, California, is an American media distribution company that primarily focuses on streaming Japanese anime and manga. It was founded in 2006 by Kun Gao and a group of University of California, Berkeley graduates.

rocky charm
#

correct

olive bobcat
#

yeah

minor ore
#

Crunchyroll????

olive bobcat
#

yeah\

foggy gulch
#

It's true

runic adder
#

Cr is a villain

hard meteor
#

Very true

foggy gulch
#

Shitty video player and bad site

runic adder
#

Ads on the video, awful trailers, making you pay for episodes for no reason other than getting it the day it comes out

rocky charm
#

Honestly

#

A few years back, when I first tried Crunchyroll, my biggest complaint was the ads

winter spade
#

!w best jobro

runic adder
#

Use an adblocker

rocky charm
#

Not that they were there

winter spade
#

None

minor ore
#

!w jobro

winter spade
#

There are no jobros

minor ore
#

Whaaaa

runic adder
#

No jobros I guess

rocky charm
#

But that they would play the same ad 3 times in a row, thrice per video

foggy gulch
#

!w best boy

winter spade
#

!w best jojo

fallen lake
#

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGoIsxS3JJI actually the best fan op i've seen

I'll be uploading a creditless version soon, also next I will be working on either a Chainsaw Man or Record of Ragnarok video. Not sure which one yet.

Thanks for watching and don't forget to like and subscribe!

Song : Coda - Crazy My Beat

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mental ridgeBOT
#

https://jojowiki.com/Crunchyroll
Not the correct result? Use !w page best boy for a direct link or !w search best boy for a list of all hits.

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Crunchyroll, headquartered San Francisco, California, is an American media distribution company that primarily focuses on streaming Japanese anime and manga. It was founded in 2006 by Kun Gao and a group of University of California, Berkeley graduates.

rocky charm
#

So you watch one episode and just see the same ad 9 times

foggy gulch
#

Crunchy roll is best boy?

winter spade
#

Incorrect

minor ore
runic adder
#

Best jojo is a song?

rocky charm
#

Yeah

minor ore
#

Might have to get a subscription for SO

rocky charm
rocky charm
#

But I think CR blacks out for streams, now, so

foggy gulch
#

Record with phone

rocky charm
#

We should probably check that before trying to get Watch Squad going again

minor ore
#

Can we do the same with stone ocean??

rocky charm
#

If Crunchyroll is going to black out the screen when you try to stream it, then I don't think we'll be able to

minor ore
#

That's bad... Watching it together sounds so fun though. You guys must have had a great time

rocky charm
#

We could just wait for piracy sites to rip the episode off CR and reupload it elsewhere and then watch THAT together if we want

fallen lake
fallen lake
#

if you can't use cr

runic adder
rocky charm
#

Oh, good

runic adder
#

But idk now, there was a new ui and all

foggy gulch
#

I have been using gogoanime for a while

runic adder
frozen charm
#

!w iwasuke

mental ridgeBOT
frozen charm
#

Canon????

rocky charm
#

!w rocky

mental ridgeBOT
#
JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Rocky (ロッキー, Rokkī) is a minor character featured in the one-shot Deadman's Questions.

frozen charm
#

Fake

#

Not canon

barren bough
#

iwasuke needs to live

runic adder
#

he will

#

protagonists in jojo dont usually die

barren bough
#

exactly, what would JJL be without Iwasuke

minor ore
#

Josuke was named after a dog

runic adder
#

yes

#

never forget

frozen charm
#

Yea

#

Josuke being named after a dog and being a main character is foreshadowing iwasukes importance

minor ore
#

Yeah?

frozen charm
#

Yeah.

olive bobcat
#

Yeah

hard meteor
#

Yeah

merry oar
#

woof

runic adder
merry oar
#

oh no

runic adder
#

im like, 99% sure johnny was killed by a rock human

near cedar
#

Maybe

merry oar
#

self sacrifice

runic adder
#

if it was any other object, i wouldnt care and say that the death is fine

summer nova
#

kars killed him

runic adder
#

but johnny being killed by a boulder? of all things?

summer nova
#

he returned

runic adder
#

kars finally returned

#

from mars

merry oar
#

araki loves rocks

runic adder
#

true

rocky charm
#

Wonder of U made the rock go into his head as a Calamity

runic adder
#

cant tell if ur joking or not

#

its possible, but like, that raises so many questions

#

why was johnny pursuing tooru?

spark sluice
runic adder
#

why was tooru after johnny?

rocky charm
#

Idk

#

Rai's dad died because he investigated some Rock Insects and got WoU'd probably

near cedar
#

A possible answer

runic adder
rocky charm
#

WoU is a Stand that seems like it would kill a lot of innocent bystanders

hard meteor
#

Leaf stand killed him,he activated it by accident after falling off the horse

elfin tangle
hard meteor
#

Cruel irony I guess

merry oar
#

wasnt tooru born ages after johnny dies

hard meteor
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The city he was walking in seemed semi modern

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So yeah

rocky charm
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I don't know if we can be certain of his age

runic adder
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and i wouldnt even call the ambulance super anti climactic

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its not that its a minor object, its that its a boulder of all things

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but, like i said, tooru being in the flashback sets off a whole chain of new events that would really stretch the manga more

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at least it would deconfirm tooru being the baby lol

elfin tangle
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Gyro died to a gun shot. SBR and beyond doesn't care about deaths being as drawn out or flashy

runic adder
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what?

elfin tangle
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...Is it not obvious why they're after the head doctor?

runic adder
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cuz the head doctor was seen with mitsuba

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runic adder
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and the head doctor has the answers

runic adder
hard meteor
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Fair ig

runic adder
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bruh have you read the part

hard meteor
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Still adding tooru in the mix would feel kinda retconny knowing what we know about the leaf stand

elfin tangle
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elfin tangle
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About time DIO's other sons receive proper glory like La Squadra did

hard meteor
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Amen to that

runic adder
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underground is gonna look so cool animated

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rikiel is gonna look like an idiot when he gets animated, im sure of that

elfin tangle
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He always looks like an idiot anyway

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Rikiel will more than likely be done justice all the same

runic adder
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true but there were times when he was a bit intimidating

hard meteor
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Yeah he had some pretty dope panels when he gets the resolve to fight jolyne,really looking forward to his glowup in the anime

runic adder
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ye

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ungalo<rikiel<versace

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in terms of just like, overall presence

elfin tangle
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runic adder
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dude just reread the chapters after wu tomoki

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you're clearly missing the stuff they're saying in the manga

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@viral fjord, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

runic adder
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because mitsuba met with the head doctor

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wu and urban guerilla were both doctors

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and worked for the head doctor

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they didnt really know about tooru much, yasuho and tooru flirted mostly when josuke and rai were away

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and they didnt suspect tooru, they didnt think tooru was connected to the HD

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Ya but how are you liking part 8 it’s probably my favorite part any chapter with joshu in it is terrible but still

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Every chapter he is in is bad like the one we’re he tried to suck his moms tits and the one where he tried to rape yasuho

olive bobcat
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waiting till it ends to make a final judgement, but rn its probably my #2 after SO
but unless araki tanks the ending for some reason itll probably end as #1

halcyon turtle
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ugh ya i hate joshu

olive bobcat
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i think hes well written so i appreciate that
awful fucking person though

viral fjord
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And I thought he was gonna be the jobro but definitely not now

viral fjord
olive bobcat
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yeah, the one with yasuho in the PMK arc was kinda unnerving

rocky charm
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Yeah Rai just kind of came out of nowhere halfway through and claimed the title of Jobro and died