jojolion

[summer nova]

jojo made me gay

[gaunt lintel]

like this stuff

[summer nova]

unironically

[gaunt lintel]

sameee

[near cedar]

Fan service equality

[gaunt lintel]

the pillar men were teh cause

[runic adder]

😔 same

[summer nova]

the pillar men aren't my type

[minor ore]

Like how Jotaro treat womans

[runic adder]

ehhh theres a lot more lewd female scenes but yea

[minor ore]

Equality

[gaunt lintel]

i emnt like there sculpting

also, does anyone else here prefer part 3 joseph over part 2?

[near cedar]

I don't think a scene needs to be lewd for it to be fan service lmao

[summer nova]

gappy tho 🤤

[runic adder]

thats not what i meant exactly

i mean like, both genders have fanservice in jojo

[gaunt lintel]

like the jojolion manga adverts are fan service in my eyes

[summer nova]

and dio 🤤

[runic adder]

but the women have a lot more like, lewd parts

[minor ore]

The most important part of the body in Jojo for Arali is lips, and the most focus in Jojo for Araki is beautiful mens

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 6 !

[viral plume]

Progress is going well @sudden nymph

[runic adder]

the most important part is lips?

weird

[minor ore]

What's his name

[gaunt lintel]

the lips araki makes are unhumanly good

[sudden nymph]

I can’t even begin to describe it

[gaunt lintel]

like the sculpting and anatomy (out of part 1 aka "fridge") is astounding

[minor ore]

Mhmm

[gaunt lintel]

wth is this

[sudden nymph]

Oh god

[minor ore]

Nightmare fuel

[viral plume]

All I am doing is the fucking filling tool and its giving me fantastic results

[gaunt lintel]

jonathan was built like TA4

[minor ore]

He's literally a wall

[runic adder]

chonk

[runic adder]

its the sock monkey

[olive bobcat]

jonathan says chumimi~

[near cedar]

that art is edited

[minor ore]

Absolute Unit

[viral plume]

It fucking is dude

[near cedar]

Better

[gaunt lintel]

still mans still like a whole rectangle

[minor ore]

Cool

[gaunt lintel]

araki improved tho

[runic adder]

british????

[gaunt lintel]

the art style defo helped

[runic adder]

smh cant support jonathan anymore

[gaunt lintel]

jolyne just got kicked lmao

[runic adder]

maybe go to part 6 chat for all your stuff on this lol

instead of jjl chat

[gaunt lintel]

she just said yare yare dawa pog

[runic adder]

but i appreciate this

[gaunt lintel]

yeah i was boutta go

[runic adder]

pog moment indeed

[near cedar]

Like Kazuma this guard believes in true gender equality and will not hesitate to drop kick a female opponent

[runic adder]

planet waves was one of my fav fights in sinner arc

[olive bobcat]

planet waves was so good

[runic adder]

oh no dont tell me you are a kazuma stan

[gaunt lintel]

ngl, araki just went from part 1's women = driving goal to in part 6 "women are badass and not only to be saved

[runic adder]

sexism to based in 13 years

[near cedar]

guess we forgot woman teacher

Who teaches the protagonist to use hamon effectivly

[viral plume]

Probably one of the best arcs in the whole show

[near cedar]

And then gets shafted out of actually having a good fight

[near cedar]

If somebody attacks you, you attack back

[runic adder]

?

im talking about araki

[sudden nymph]

Speaking of that I wish mikitaka was the one who fought superfly for the whole fight instead of josuke having to save him

[near cedar]

Thought you were talking abotu Kazuma

[runic adder]

oh no

i just hate kazuma stans

[near cedar]

That'd be neat but oh well side character

[near cedar]

Why

[runic adder]

hahahahaha mikitaka

[sudden nymph]

laughs in highway star

[runic adder]

nah, mikitaka never gets anything cool

[near cedar]

can't have side characters have side character equality, what are we communists xD

[runic adder]

thats one of my main gripes with part 4, we have all these awesome side characters, first part to have villains actually become good and go on to help the protagonists, but araki just doesnt do anything with them at all

[sudden nymph]

Joshu and Yuya are the only side characters in jojo who got their own fight that wasn’t against a main character

[runic adder]

what defines as side characters

[near cedar]

Kakyoin, Polnareff, Koichi, Mista, Bruno, Narancia, Hermes, etc.?

[minor ore]

What's the most brutal Jojo part?

[sudden nymph]

I don’t consider those side characters

[near cedar]

6 7 or 8

take your pic idk

[near cedar]

then what's a side character

to u

[minor ore]

Alright

[runic adder]

anasui and weather vs bohemian rhapsody

[sudden nymph]

Here are my four types of characters
Main main character- the main protagonist and main villain (ex. Jotaro or Diavolo)
Main character- a character that is heavily evolved with the story but isn’t one of the leading roles (ex. Polnareff Damo Hot pants Dino Diego)
Side character- (a character that has a name, a speaking role, and appears more than once or twice but doesn’t have a huge impact on the story (ex. Joshu mikitaka)
Background character- this one speaks for itself

[near cedar]

oooh

[sudden nymph]

Also there is one time appearance characters I forgot to add that one

[runic adder]

hot pants could probably be side character i think
her only real impact is the disguise for lucy

[plain sphinx]

For me it's protagonist (Jojo), Deutoragonist ( Bruno, Gyro,Caesar), Support ( Okuyasu, Narancia, Hermes,...)

[sudden nymph]

She’s at the final fight with valentine and appears a lot in the story that’s why she became a main character for me

[runic adder]

true ig

[sudden nymph]

And her stand is used in the final confrontation even if she is dead

[gaunt lintel]

https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/Nut_King_Call

wack stand'

[runic adder]

dont read about it lol

[gaunt lintel]

just the name

lmao

[runic adder]

man you really like spoiling yourself

[hard meteor]

these people cant be helped

[gaunt lintel]

i only know bc i played EOH

[hard meteor]

at this point just let em

[gaunt lintel]

and i wanted to look into it

besides, im not too opposed to spoilers, you can say "blah blah dies" and yes that is a spoiler but like its still interesting to see how it happens]

[sudden nymph]

Nut king call is the best stand in part 8 ngl

[gaunt lintel]

its pretty op in EOH

if ya know how to use

[sudden nymph]

I didn’t mean power wise (although it is pretty good) I just meant in execution

[gaunt lintel]

hmm.

[summer nova]

but u lose interest in the thing you're currently reading in the process

[gaunt lintel]

true, then again it also does build up hype for the series as a whole, atleast for me,

[runic adder]

most of the parts mystery dont matter

but for part 8, dont get spoiled

it will legit ruin it

[hard meteor]

skipping large chunks in a story builds hype?

[gaunt lintel]

no, just like i said, if it happens i want to keep on reading to see how it plays out]

[runic adder]

ig but thats just a crappy way to read stories

stay out of this channel

and part 7 channel

[gaunt lintel]

ok

[hard meteor]

but you could just do that normally without jumping forward into a completely different story it just ruins alot of the buildup and the flow in the story

[gaunt lintel]

to each there own i guess, ill listen to Zyro though.

[hard meteor]

good

zyros based

[viral plume]

This is very relevant for jojolion, btw, but my creation has been completed

[sudden nymph]

@near cedar

Look at it

[viral plume]

I am so proud of my son.

[sudden nymph]

He is very beautiful

[runic adder]

its glorious

[languid cove]

Imagine if the Copyright free name for soft and wet was Moist and Tender

[hard meteor]

Funnily enough

Soft and wet barely got a localization change

[languid cove]

Wait what

was i right i havent even read jojolion im still reading SBR

[hard meteor]

Oh

Uh

Might wanna leaven then lol

[runic adder]

whats the localized name

[hard meteor]

Soft&wet
They just replaced and with &

Barely a change

And it somehow worked

[sudden nymph]

Funny enough some people do that anyways

[languid cove]

thats it

well prince is dead so...

[hard meteor]

Yeah but copyrights still a bitch

[sudden nymph]

I mean they changed soft machine to tender machine

[languid cove]

Well yeah and gold expierience to golden wind

[hard meteor]

Mfw nut king call gets a shitty localized name but soft and wets gets left alone

https://tenor.com/view/saturnius-trollge-troll-face-troll-sad-gif-19852151

[runic adder]

nuts n bolts lmao

nut king call isnt even like, a real song name or anything

its based off a real persons name, they dont need to change it

[upper knoll]

wait why did they leave soft and wet alone

I thought a prince name would need a change for sure

[runic adder]

they just changed the "and" to &

like they barely have to put in effort for localized names but they still change so much sometimes

[golden latch]

Maiden Heaven best localized name

Also, I like how they just remove the king motif from his name, so that's completely ruined

[runic adder]

should have been bolt king or smth

i would be fine with that

[spring tree]

shouldn't the next Jojolion chapter be released already??

its been 3-4 days

[kind owl]

@spring tree, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

[hard meteor]

hiatus

[olive bobcat]

no march chapter :(

[minor ore]

https://youtu.be/AC7vqTvCnmE
This could be worthy of Gappy’s them

[lethal jasper]

I dont like it

[olive bobcat]

tbh i dont really like any of the gappy themes ive heard

[lethal jasper]

yeah

[sudden nymph]

I’ve heard some good Joshu themes tho

[frozen charm]

Iwasuke theme

[olive bobcat]

real?

[minor ore]

everything about joshu is excellent

Joshu im done

[plain sphinx]

Haato appreciation post. I hope we get a little bit from her. Tho I don't think we will.

[barren bough]

Walking Heart needs more appearances

[runic adder]

indeed

it is a bit sad daiya and hato basically only exist inside their respective arcs

[barren bough]

unlike, CKB it actually some combat abilities

[runic adder]

and hato exists purely for damo tbh

[runic adder]

CKB? sorry im not good with stand acronyms

[white pasture]

Daiya is there just to be the victim and unknowingness of the higashikata family

[barren bough]

California King Bed

[hard meteor]

I hope she gets another fight or at least uses walking heart again

[runic adder]

ah i see

[runic adder]

yea definitely

[barren bough]

i think Caato will show up after Tooru is dead and all the Higashikata kids + Gappy and Yashuo will have to fight her from getting the Rokakaka. Maybe we will finally get to see more of it

Caato, although not main villain, still has the builds to be sort of like AU Diego

being a final blockage for the protagonist

[pure charm]

Hato kinda bad

[runic adder]

what stand name do you want caato to have?

[barren bough]

Black Queen - After the Queen song March of the Black Queen

it makes sense

[runic adder]

wouldnt that contradict the king motif tho

[hard meteor]

^ to maxh

[runic adder]

i mean ik its named queen but still

[hard meteor]

black queen or queen of the stone age for me

[barren bough]

she's not a Higashikata by blood, so why have it be the same naming like the others

[runic adder]

true, same thing happened with mitsuba

[pure charm]

Mitsuba

[barren bough]

even so she's still not a Higashikata, since she and Norisuke got a divorce

she's only Higashikata by surname

[plain sphinx]

Daiyas california bed king might play a role against kaato 👀

[barren bough]

it could, but it's not combat oriented

[plain sphinx]

Kaato loves her children

I can def see her fussing over her and daiya deciding to help josuke and using that advantage.

[barren bough]

and yet it's pretty clear she somewhat favours Jobin

[minor ore]

i shouldnt be here lol i just started part 1

[runic adder]

it may just be a weird theory
but karera and kaato look kinda similar
then again everyone has a similar face, and the coloured has their hair in similar veins(black with streaks of green) but no canon colors so i cant really use that as a basis

[runic adder]

wtf

why do you have a kira pfp

[minor ore]

im joking what

[runic adder]

ive legit seen people with future part pfps without going on those future parts yet

[odd lark]

Ayo talking JJL with me it appears Zyro👁️

[minor ore]

im on stone ocean so is it ok

oh

[runic adder]

it appears i am

[odd lark]

What's the suss?

[runic adder]

the suss?

[odd lark]

Yes the suss

[runic adder]

what is the suss

i only know of sus

[odd lark]

Oh wait forgot some ppl aren't known to words like that

[runic adder]

indeed

[odd lark]

Suss= story or Discussion

[runic adder]

oh i see

theres not much suss going on

[odd lark]

Depending on how u use it,irish slang for ya

[odd lark]

Ah I see

[runic adder]

im catching up to jjl, gonna finish soon

[odd lark]

Wait for chapter

*Waiting

[runic adder]

cool

whats ur fav character in jjl?

[odd lark]

Out of all Gappy

[arctic lodge]

Tooru supermacy

[runic adder]

based

[runic adder]

[arctic lodge]

Am I wrong

[runic adder]

yes

[arctic lodge]

I can bring my essay

[runic adder]

sure

bring it

[odd lark]

Get yo essay I'm here to grade it

[arctic lodge]

Hold on

[runic adder]

hmmm

[arctic lodge]

Why Iike Tooru:
-Great music reference
-Personality (he's calm unlike other Rock Human)
-he's backstory
-his stand
-his stand power
-he's connection with Yasuho
What is calmity and why is it amazing:
So basically it like a old scary story about a monster that kill those who even thinks about him. That's what calmity is. If you try to "pursue" WoU so even thinking about him will start the calmity. The more you pursue the calmity gets stronger. Calmity is opposite of luck. So if you get caught in calmity it will start bringing you unlucky events like tripping, cutting yourself getting hit by objects until eventually it tore you apart

[runic adder]

you cant just list all those points

and only elaborate one ONE of them

[arctic lodge]

I can and i did

[runic adder]

i could say jobin is the best(he is)
because
-stand
_power
-design
-dick
-connection to family

does that mean i win?

no

[arctic lodge]

Shut

I elaborate on his power

[runic adder]

thats it

power doesnt mean anything for why they are a great villain

diavolo has a kick ass stand

but hes a shitty villain

[ornate tide]

wut

[runic adder]

i gotta admit WOU is an objectively awesome stand

[odd lark]

Ok he ain't wrong about music reference

[runic adder]

i havent yet seen a bad music reference for a main villain in jojo

[arctic lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-dogwater-baboon-mentality-so-free-aba-gif-20724964

[odd lark]

^

[runic adder]

seethe. cope. seethe. cope

[olive bobcat]

i havent yet seen a bad music reference for a main villain in jojo

Fixed this @runic adder

[runic adder]

true

but i mean like, every villain stand has consistently banger themes

[pure charm]

Awooga

[runic adder]

there are some musical references that are meh, still ok to listen to but nothing special

[plain sphinx]

Tooru is great. Like many antagonists in this part.

[pure charm]

I am a rock slaps

[olive bobcat]

King nothing was my favorite song from before starting jojos so finding out it was a stand was hype

[plain sphinx]

Nice

[pure charm]

Hot

[light swift]

Araki draws some nice eyes and shades

[runic adder]

pov: you got the whole squad laughing

jobin looks a lot like tsurugi here

the drip king himself

d4c

[olive bobcat]

they couldnt get iwasuke in the family picture 😔

[runic adder]

jobin has a {BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN}

[runic adder]

burn the camera

[runic adder]

drip as well

[plain sphinx]

I don't see it.

But yeah he got drip

[olive bobcat]

tsurugi can have a little drip

[runic adder]

eh i thought it resembled them in my head

i honestly want to see what tsurugi looks like as an adult

[plain sphinx]

Maybe a little bit.

[runic adder]

but like many other swag children in jojo, we dont get to see them mature

[plain sphinx]

Only jokid we saw grow up was smokey.

[runic adder]

true

he wasnt really a kid tho was he? he was around the same age as joseph

at the very least hes older than anne, hayato, emporio, etc

[plain sphinx]

Nah he was def a kid or alteast in his early teens

[plain sphinx]

Yeah that is true

[light swift]

The champ went out and became Obama

[inland oyster]

https://static.jojowiki.com/images/0/0e/latest/20201218050731/EoH_Unused_Panel_4.png

[frozen charm]

I NEED jijolilon

[runic adder]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cope-gif-20110606

[frozen charm]

I am trying to

I have found the jojo lion(s)

This is how hard I'm coping btw

[minor ore]

What estimated time do you guys think Jojolion will end?

[near cedar]

Nobody knows we have no idea

[runic adder]

next chapter

josuke dies

it ends

[olive bobcat]

next chapter

obladi oblada part 1

[near cedar]

I will saw the table in half for this

[near cedar]

Oh if it's the truth you are gonna get Crowley at your doorstep

[olive bobcat]

guess we'll find out in a month

[sudden nymph]

You know it’s true don’t deny it

[runic adder]

i dont like purple table

go back to orange

[olive bobcat]

ill consider it zyro

[sudden nymph]

Purple is his villain form since he’s going to be a villain in a arc soon

[runic adder]

awesome

the successor to obladi oblada

[olive bobcat]

yeah

from now on call me Ne Ne Na Na Na Na Nu Nu

[frozen charm]

Tattoo us! When???

[sudden nymph]

Now

[olive bobcat]

thats iwasukes stand

[minor ore]

I have returned

[runic adder]

forgot to draw tsurugis mouth lmao

[minor ore]

Same

I too have returned

[primal lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/communiste-communist-hugs-heart-red-gif-14360509

[olive bobcat]

based rixsol

[primal lintel]

blame the kid in my summer camp from five years ago who would not stop singing the russian anthem and, to this day, it is stuck in my head

[olive bobcat]

ah, you had that kid too...

[primal lintel]

it do be like that

[golden latch]

What color is this from?

It looks damn good

[inland oyster]

Eyes of heaven

[golden latch]

Ah

Really looks like Valentine there

With the blonde hair and white outfit

[runic adder]

haha yea

good doodle

[olive bobcat]

cool!

[runic adder]

something happened to his right hip but ima ignore it

[frozen charm]

æggwörd

[runic adder]

indeed

[sage crag]

Yasuho will be the next gyro

[runic adder]

a zeppeli?

that means yasuho dies
and i dont want that

[near cedar]

She can't die

The person narrating at the start never dies

[runic adder]

johnny

[olive bobcat]

never dies in their part

[near cedar]

Ty table

[olive bobcat]

:)

[runic adder]

dangit table you were only supposed to be a tatoo you appreciator, not someone that proves me wrong

[olive bobcat]

sorry :(

[runic adder]

its fine, most of my jjl theories are gonna be wrong anyway

i already know it

[sudden nymph]

Theory but not really: the only way the infinite spin will come in the story (which it probably won’t) will be Lea fillies

[olive bobcat]

les feuilles

but yeah

[near cedar]

But Les Feuilles isn't a horse :o

[olive bobcat]

wrong

[harsh sequoia]

https://twitter.com/riverdudecovers/status/1374553977908559875?s=21

Riverdude Covers (@RiverdudeCovers)

Wait a fucking minute.... https://t.co/3vFAJXB4SD

Twitter · Mar 24, 2021, 2:49 AM

[olive bobcat]

real

[harsh sequoia]

Jojo isn’t real, you nunce

[golden latch]

Where can I find this?

[harsh sequoia]

It’s from the Darby Younger arc

[pure charm]

My man

[runic adder]

drip

[runic adder]

elaborate?

i dont see how a bunch of leaves would cause it

[near cedar]

Maaaaybe if Araki really wanted to bullshit out some explenation that it could be used cuz the leaves were involved with TA4

[runic adder]

yea how did johnny use TA4 in the flashback?

did he have a horse in the flashback and i forgot about it?

[near cedar]

He did

He was on a horse when a rock was yeeted at his head

[runic adder]

was the horse fine???

[near cedar]

Good question actually

[barren bough]

you aren't real you dunce

[minor ore]

Yes but it’s most likely made from the infinite spin imo

[near cedar]

Several issues with that assumption

Firstly it could just be a stand given by the Saint's corpse

Secondly even if those leaves have infinite spin

Josuke can't utilize it's power, cuz in order to do that you need a horse running into the shape of the golden rectangle

[minor ore]

1. That is very possible but Im willing to bet it isn’t because the corpse has only shown to be able to give something a stand while les fillies literally has no user. I don’t know how people think the road is the user but it is stated that it has no user.
2. You only need a horse to make infinite spin it is very possible you can harness some that already exists

Btw I’m not saying this is guaranteed I’m just saying I think it’s very likely

[sudden nymph]

Ok I’m back on my regular account time to put the red Giorno account back into its hole for now

[runic adder]

wait what

i had no idea you were red G

[sudden nymph]

Lmao

[junior coral]

jojolion is real

[runic adder]

fake

[junior coral]

get real

[strong void]

Sorry

[junior coral]

jonathan, joseph, jotaro, josuke and a land mammal

what's so special about that

[strong void]

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-jojo-part8-where-the-fuck-is-the-jojolion-araki-gif-18650327

[barren bough]

jojo lion

[junior coral]

jojo mink

Part 9

JoJomink

[barren bough]

jojodog

[junior coral]

Johnny needs a hug like he needs a ||boulder to the skull||

[violet moon]

Do you think jobin is dead?

[junior coral]

nah

he'll be back

my boy immortal

[olive bobcat]

speed kings hidden ability is persisting beyond death

[hard meteor]

fax

[junior coral]

Speed King's post-mortem Nen Beast is gonna activate and he'll be back good as new ❗ ❗ ❗

[sudden nymph]

Speed king’s hidden ability is to summon Donny domino and that’s how Donny domino will meet Joshu and give Joshu his god energy

[olive bobcat]

so true!

[junior coral]

Speed King 2: Lost in New York

Ultimate Speed King Requiem 2 Over Heaven Done Dirt Cheap Love Train : The World Bites the Dust

& Knuckles

[runic adder]

speed king has a hidden ability?

is that just a meme or a real thing

[olive bobcat]

in its description, it mentions a hidden ability

[runic adder]

oh interesting

i hope thats not just an inconsistency with stands cuz i dont want jobin to die

[sudden nymph]

Some people argue that the long range thing was its hidden ability but I doubt it since it wasn’t really treated like it was a new thing

[runic adder]

Long range?

[hard meteor]

Yeah I don’t think that’s the new ability

[runic adder]

Jobin develops 20 meter speed king splash?

[hard meteor]

It’s just an extension of his regular ability

[sudden nymph]

The thing he did to Ojiro even tho he was like 5 miles away

[runic adder]

So he just lit ojiro on fire ok

I haven’t gotten there yet but it’s cool to know jobin is still a big character

[pure charm]

Yea

[zenith blaze]

He was…

[pure charm]

Shut

[zenith blaze]

Oops

[runic adder]

I already know about jobin “death”

I don’t believe it’s true but I’ll get there when I get there

[zenith blaze]

We don’t really know yet tho

[hard meteor]

based jobin truther

[runic adder]

Jobin is my favorite character

If he dies I will literally stop reading jjl

If he confirms death

[zenith blaze]

Lol

Read it for his wife than

[runic adder]

Jobin will revive himself with his hidden ability, which is literally just rais ability to revive himself

[runic adder]

Mitsuba is pog indeed

[near cedar]

Stopping cuz a villain dies? Cringe

[runic adder]

Then again; Diego “died”

Although In this part there is no dimension hopping president

[near cedar]

Diego died

He didn't "die"

He died

[zenith blaze]

Speed king turns into speed king bites the dust and revives joubin jajajajaja

[runic adder]

I refuse to believe jobin will die

[runic adder]

Ik ik

But AU Diego is incredibly similar to real Diego

He is essentially revived into the corpse universe

Just with a swag stand

[zenith blaze]

He is an alternate of an alternate

[pure charm]

Rape

[zenith blaze]

No sex

Joubin loves that nose

[pure charm]

So do i

[golden latch]

Not rape

[pure charm]

Grooming?

[runic adder]

grooming? his wife????

[golden latch]

No

It's just regular sex

[zenith blaze]

He had sex with her

[golden latch]

There's no crime going on

[pure charm]

[golden latch]

Not every sexual encounter needs a crim attributed to it

[zenith blaze]

I have a picture of them having sex

They got caught

It got uploaded to the hub

[zenith blaze]

Lol

[golden latch]

[pure charm]

[golden latch]

Now, do you wanna see rape?

And grooming?

[golden latch]

Cuz this part has both

[zenith blaze]

Where is rape?

[golden latch]

Attempted rape

[zenith blaze]

When

[golden latch]

Joshu was trying to suck on his mom breasts

[pure charm]

Yes

[zenith blaze]

Lol

[runic adder]

and people still defend him lmao

[pure charm]

I love joshu

[zenith blaze]

I don’t remember that

[runic adder]

i love joshu but hes...not a very good person

[golden latch]

Joshu is a great character

[zenith blaze]

I saw joshu x kaato

[pure charm]

I remember when other people tried to rape yasuho

[zenith blaze]

Joshu was sucking

[golden latch]

Like who?

[runic adder]

no nose

[pure charm]

It happened in the paper Moon king arc

[runic adder]

oh tsurugi lmao?

[pure charm]

Some random people

[runic adder]

i dont remember that

[pure charm]

Yasuho used her stand for the first timr

Without knowing

[golden latch]

Tsurugi's a bit young for that

Must be bad parenting

[pure charm]

No

Not her

[runic adder]

"must be" as if tsurugi didnt grow up in the craziest family possible

[pure charm]

I'ma find the image

Tsurugi just likes eating yasuho's hair

[golden latch]

It was the fake police right

[pure charm]

Yea

Rape

[golden latch]

She got in the car

Her fault

[pure charm]

She crashed the car

[golden latch]

Yeah

[pure charm]

But the question is

Why is tsurugi liking yasuho

[zenith blaze]

E

[runic adder]

cringe ass nae nae baby

[pure charm]

I love tsurugi

[runic adder]

same

[zenith blaze]

I found tusurugi hentai

The internet is crazy!!

[pure charm]

Stop searching for it

[zenith blaze]

I didnt

I searched jojolion xxx

Just like how I found hayato

[pure charm]

Your fault

[runic adder]

dont

[zenith blaze]

Don’t what

I just found it, I’m not posting it or anything

[pure charm]

dont

[zenith blaze]

I just said I’m not

Wdym don’t

[pure charm]

dont

[zenith blaze]

jJHgGgHgshsnHjabshsiamJiajshaiJ

SJHSISJSNSIWJWJENDNDIXMSMSOXKXNXISIS

[primal dagger]

???

[zenith blaze]

NOT MY FAULT I FOUND ALL THE HIGASHIKATAS IN BED AT ONCE NAKED!!

[runic adder]

[hard meteor]

No he wasn’t

Fake news not tolerated

[pure charm]

[zenith blaze]

Anyone got some spare holy water

[junior coral]

bewbies

[pure charm]

dont

[zenith blaze]

tnod

[pure charm]

nood

[junior coral]

i've never

[runic adder]

wtf is going on in this chat

[junior coral]

it's not

[zenith blaze]

Ya shoe hoe

[junior coral]

don't ever put me in a situation

[runic adder]

heres a situation:

you

vs

joshu

fistfight

who would win?

no stands

[pure charm]

dont

[junior coral]

you, me, gastation. What are we getting? sushi of course

[runic adder]

Uh Oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer

[pure charm]

fist

[zenith blaze]

Joubin x tsu…

[pure charm]

NO

[zenith blaze]

I said nothing

[pure charm]

Only joshu x yasuho

[zenith blaze]

X noriuske

[junior coral]

we're surrounded by fish. Horny fish.

[pure charm]

No

[runic adder]

you know what that means?

[junior coral]

FISH ORGY

[pure charm]

Rape

[zenith blaze]

Tooru horny af

[primal dagger]

groomer

[kind owl]

@primal dagger, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

[coral cloak]

Tooru teddy bear will come to life

[pure charm]

Fuck tooru

Mitsuba is the real shit

[junior coral]

Yasuho is hot ❗

[zenith blaze]

E

Who wants to see the rest of toorus…

[pure charm]

He has pants

Pervert

[zenith blaze]

We can see some stuff

[coral cloak]

Tooru

[golden latch]

Since rock humans are a different species, would having sex with them be considered beastyality

[primal dagger]

yes

It's like doing it with a chimp

[pure charm]

Are the rock humans rock hard tho

[pure charm]

[golden latch]

No

They can become hardened

However

[zenith blaze]

Noriuske wanted to see the rock humans dick

[pure charm]

However

[pure charm]

No

[coral cloak]

Yotsuyu's dick fell off

[zenith blaze]

We got to see araki draw a dick!!

[golden latch]

Rock humans a humans can interbreed

[primal dagger]

where is the dick

[golden latch]

Similarly to a horse and a donkey

[pure charm]

[golden latch]

So is it still wrong

Cuz we can't breed with chimps

[zenith blaze]

One of the rock human back stories, I think urban gorilla

The dick wasn’t hard and long tho, it was short but at least it’s not a dick of a child for once!!

[pure charm]

Gorilla the spinner

[golden latch]

Lol what

[primal dagger]

wait how? They have a silicock and humans are carbon based

[pure charm]

Wait what

[coral cloak]

what

[golden latch]

Idk, Araki said they can

So they can

[zenith blaze]

You heard me!!

[primal dagger]

[golden latch]

They evolved from the same ancestors

Being gorillas

So they probably aren't all silicone

[zenith blaze]

That old man was eating pussy

[pure charm]

What

[golden latch]

Anyway

[zenith blaze]

Oxygen man

[golden latch]

What?

[coral cloak]

Are you horny or something

[zenith blaze]

No

I’m innocent!!

[golden latch]

Groomer

[zenith blaze]

No u

[golden latch]

Rapist

Pedo

Everything sexual crime

Is you

[coral cloak]

I feel like you're the type to use exclamation marks unironically

[pure charm]

Rape

[kind owl]

@pure charm, Your Hamon Rank is now level 13 !

[zenith blaze]

No no no!!!

[pure charm]

sexist

[zenith blaze]

NUUUUUU!!!

[golden latch]

Beater

[zenith blaze]

I’m just a stand, blame jotoro!!

He’s the one with the dirty mind

[pure charm]

Misagonist

[golden latch]

He's dead

[kind owl]

@golden latch, Your Hamon Rank is now level 14 !

[zenith blaze]

How am I alive

[golden latch]

Only you remain

[zenith blaze]

I’m jotoros spirts stand

[golden latch]

Souls remain after the death of the body

[coral cloak]

jotoro

okay

[zenith blaze]

Joto8

Jajajaajaja toro

[coral cloak]

Fucking kill me

[zenith blaze]

I wanna go to noriuskes fruit parlour

[pure charm]

Rapist killer?

[zenith blaze]

A

I just want a smoothie and I’m getting hunted down by offenders

[coral cloak]

Star Platinum: Za ocean da

[golden latch]

I want that like 12 layer drink

[zenith blaze]

Yep

Do you eat it or drink it?

[pure charm]

[primal dagger]

Why is everyone a rapist

[pure charm]

Suck it off

[pure charm]

Nah only star

[zenith blaze]

I’ll suck the straw

[pure charm]

I will suck

[zenith blaze]

Me?

Suck me off

[pure charm]

Maybe

[zenith blaze]

I lost because of whitesnakes mass cum

[lofty quiver]

damn

im new here

[zenith blaze]

I need to be more horny and cum too!!

[lofty quiver]

and the first thing i see

is

[golden latch]

oof

It's normally not like this

[lofty quiver]

all the channels for part 1 - 7 kinda quiet (sus)
but the part 8 channel kinda alive O_O (omg sus)

[golden latch]

Though the first thing I remember is people worshiping Johnny's horse cock

[zenith blaze]

Yes super sus

[lofty quiver]

yo part 6 channel went back up

[hard meteor]

Welcome,the chat will get better

[golden latch]

Nice

Get back to Jojo

and not sex

[hard meteor]

Yes

[lofty quiver]

ae

[golden latch]

[lofty quiver]

am 14

no sex!1!1

[hard meteor]

Gtfo of the good channel you horny bastards

[zenith blaze]

Lucy is too!

[lofty quiver]

ik

im at part 8

but at like episode 4

and im lazy to continue

cuz school

[zenith blaze]

Continue!!

[pure charm]

Noob

[lofty quiver]

btw no she isnt since the events in part 7 are what year? 1980 or something? (i dont remember years grrrrr) and its 2021 so shes like over 30

[hard meteor]

Uh

[lofty quiver]

yes

B)

[hard meteor]

Switch the numbers lol

1890

[zenith blaze]

She’s was 14 in part 7, that’s what I was saying

[hard meteor]

2011

[lofty quiver]

nice bots lol

[lofty quiver]

ok

[lofty quiver]

a ok

[zenith blaze]

Ok

[pure charm]

1980

[lofty quiver]

yes

[pure charm]

[zenith blaze]

Get rejected by arrows lol xd!!

[lofty quiver]

when troll

[pure charm]

Get stolen xd?!?!!!!

[zenith blaze]

your ability is turning into dust XD!!

[lofty quiver]

ae

[pure charm]

Atleast I didn't die ekkksd

[hard meteor]

!w jojolion

[mental ridge]

https://jojowiki.com/JoJolion

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

*JoJolion*

JoJolion (ジョジョリオン, JoJorion) is the award-winning eighth (and current) part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, which has been serialized in Ultra Jump since May 2011.

[patent merlin]

2011 bizarre summer

[zenith blaze]

WHO EATS NEAR THERE PATIENT XD!! ATLEAT IM A HUMANOID STAND JAJAJAJA!!

[pure charm]

Atleast I never FAILED BOZO

[zenith blaze]

Ok useless stand HHAHAHA

[pure charm]

Your user almost died to a rat

[zenith blaze]

You probably suck off tooru

[pure charm]

You probably suck off josuke

[zenith blaze]

*jolyne (don’t ask)

[pure charm]

Rapist

[patent merlin]

star succ

[zenith blaze]

Looks like the literal spec of dirt is getting mad

[olive bobcat]

ayo dont talk shit bout civil war

good stand

[patent merlin]

i think hes talking shit about

doctor wu

[pure charm]

Look like the world wannabe is talking

Been real quiet

[zenith blaze]

I don’t speak spec of dust sorry, I needed to get my google translate

[pure charm]

Carried by plot ourmor

[zenith blaze]

Irrelevant Minor antagonist

[pure charm]

Tf you mean without me you wouldn't know tooru

[white pasture]

I just want Tooru to box with Josuke part 3 style PLZ

[zenith blaze]

I’ll see you in the original universe, oops your not an og

[pure charm]

Shut up your user has made a egg with kakyoin

[near cedar]

That's literally impossible

[zenith blaze]

At least my user was in 4 PARTS!

[kind owl]

@zenith blaze, Your Hamon Rank is now level 13 !

[pure charm]

Atleast I don't have gay rule 34

[olive bobcat]

oh part 5 barely counts

[pure charm]

It was one episode

[near cedar]

Oh god why is there an rp argument

[runic adder]

still counts as an appearance in the part

[olive bobcat]

yeah :/

[zenith blaze]

Because your irrelevant

[runic adder]

im not sure why they are arguing, but wu tomoki never fails so hopefully they win

[near cedar]

Okay but why in rp

[pure charm]

Says the guy with no car insurance

[runic adder]

idk

[near cedar]

Can't they argue normally xD

[frozen charm]

Gio gio moment

[minor ore]

Normal

In a Jojo server

[pure charm]

Too hard

[frozen charm]

@zenith blaze free vbucks

[sudden nymph]

Wu tomoki never fails

[frozen charm]

Wu main villain

[minor ore]

Rank him

[zenith blaze]

If you try to fix a patient without your stand they would die!!

[pure charm]

I never fail

[sudden nymph]

Wu tomoki never fails so elder god tier

[zenith blaze]

You always fail

[sudden nymph]

Wu never fails

[pure charm]

Atleast I ain't shipped with 300 characters

[zenith blaze]

Jealous

[runic adder]

i mean isnt his motivation just to get a rokakaka and control the rokakaka market

if so thats just an "evil" or "lust for power" motivation

[near cedar]

That first tier doesn't even exist in JoJo

[pure charm]

Plot ourmor

[runic adder]

some argue that valentines motivations are better than johnnys

i dont see it but im just saying, some people think that

[near cedar]

I know they do

[runic adder]

i guess pucci could be considered high tier?

[near cedar]

In fact when I saw the ping I was expecting the person who made that list to start a "Valentine did nothing wrong"

[runic adder]

he believes so strongly in fate and wants to see fate because of how intertwined his past was

[minor ore]

Tooru’s motivation is High Tier but personality wise he’s boring tier

[zenith blaze]

Found you cousin

[golden latch]

All villains in Jojo are high tier or lower

[minor ore]

Basèd

[golden latch]

Tooru is meh yier

[runic adder]

like, this is just villain motivation
but not every villain motivation has to be good just because they are reluctant

[pure charm]

Atleast my user doesn't get shipped with their daughter

[zenith blaze]

Ok milf hunter

[pure charm]

Ok Alabama

[golden latch]

I can't pin where Valentine would go on that tier list

Or Kira for that matter

The others are all shit tier

Except pucci

He is high

[zenith blaze]

Talk to me when you appear in more than one part

[pure charm]

Talk to me when your not dead

[golden latch]

You only appear in one part

[runic adder]

probably just mid tier tbh

valentine was taught nationalism at a very young age

[golden latch]

Yeah

[runic adder]

if you put it in that context

[golden latch]

He doesn't really want to change society and it isn't really that good

[runic adder]

so this "tier list" just confirms pucci is the best villain lmao

[golden latch]

Well of course

Every tier would do that

[runic adder]

[zenith blaze]

At least I can interact with my user

[pure charm]

Atleast I can turn into dust

[zenith blaze]

I’m going to go have sex with jotoro now

[runic adder]

bill gates buys the rokakaka, confirmed

bill gates final villain of part 8

[pure charm]

Atleast my wife didn't left me

[runic adder]

stop arguing about which fictional character sucks more

[pure charm]

[zenith blaze]

you don’t have one unattractive spec of dust

[golden latch]

Go have your dick size contest somewhere else

[olive bobcat]

bruh, believe it or not, you aint jojo characters irl

[pure charm]

[minor ore]

The covid vaccine is the rokakaka

[olive bobcat]

ro ka

[pure charm]

roka

[runic adder]

the 5g towers cause equivalent exchange

[golden latch]

Is that why my left kidney turned to stone after it?

[hard meteor]

yep

[minor ore]

YOOOOOO

wait the doctor who was giving our vaccines looked weird so i went after him to see his face

oh no

[golden latch]

tsk tsk

[pure charm]

[minor ore]

S-H-I-T

[golden latch]

Ok Masta

Let's kill da hoe

BEEEEEEEETCH

[runic adder]

HE NEVER FAILS!!!!

ive read like less than 5 chapters of wu tomoki and i already like him

[olive bobcat]

Wu FUCKING tomoki

super based

[frozen charm]

@jojo dm me

[runic adder]

?

dm you for what

[runic adder]

best villain ever

in all of fiction

[olive bobcat]

are you @jojo ?

[runic adder]

well idk who @jojo is

they didnt ping anyone

[olive bobcat]

then dont dm him

[frozen charm]

Yea

[golden latch]

Are you not caught up?

[runic adder]

yes

i am not caught up

[golden latch]

Dang

[runic adder]

going to be soon tho!!

[golden latch]

Nice

[runic adder]

i just havent found a lot of time to really sit down and read manga recently

[golden latch]

Next arc is epic

[runic adder]

i was a bit bored by ozone baby arc as well, urban guerilla was sick tho

[runic adder]

thats when WOU begins right?

[golden latch]

Yeah

[runic adder]

i have no idea how mitsuba and yasuho are gonna kill wu

hes like....mountain tim on crack

[golden latch]

Yeah lol

[runic adder]

or catch the rainbow without rain

awaking 3 leaves is such a cool stand tho

[golden latch]

I personally really like Ozone baby

[runic adder]

i hope it gets used outside this arc, higashikata women dont really get to do many arcs

[golden latch]

Yeah

[runic adder]

i liked that rai has some more involvement, he seems like a big character moving forward

i just didnt love it

[golden latch]

Thats fair

WoU is so long

It only just ended

[runic adder]

its like 18 chapters right?

[golden latch]

Potentially

[runic adder]

obladi oblada, part 1

next chapter

[golden latch]

Lmao

To be fair chapters change names

WoU used to be like 4 arcs

It could still even be more

[runic adder]

yea, i mean wu tomoki technically takes up "2" arcs

cuz the chapter names change

i wonder if dolomite is ever gonna show up again

hes sort of just a neutral character, maybe he gets healed at the end

[zenith blaze]

Chicken wings

[frozen charm]

Wu tomoki dub name when??

[runic adder]

i would hope, as the only rock human that isnt immediately evil, that they might have some information about the flashback man

[zenith blaze]

Whoosh todoroki

[runic adder]

or araki just forgot the flashback man entirely

[frozen charm]

Dr uwu

[runic adder]

oil tomato

the fan translations im reading rn pronounce it as "Uu" tomoki

smh

[frozen charm]

Dr uwu

[runic adder]

uwu never fails

[zenith blaze]

Turns into furry

[frozen charm]

👩‍🎤

[zenith blaze]

Ewww

[golden latch]

Dr. Tomoki

No Wu anymore

[primal lintel]

what

[runic adder]

akira otoishi

[primal lintel]

didnt even know that was an emote lmao

I THOUGHT IT WAS MELONE BYE-

[runic adder]

hahahahaha

[primal lintel]

[hard meteor]

👩‍🎤

[primal lintel]

i really need to get my eyes checked

[hard meteor]

Thank you eggward

[runic adder]

👨‍🎤

[hard meteor]

I will use this from now on

[primal lintel]

👩‍🎤 👨‍🎤 melone and ghiacco

[frozen charm]

🧑‍🎤

[olive bobcat]

eggward

[frozen charm]

TABLE

[olive bobcat]

yeah

[primal lintel]

risotto with red hair

[olive bobcat]

:table:

[frozen charm]

🏓

Table tennis

[olive bobcat]

yeah

[frozen charm]

🥚

Ward

[zenith blaze]

Egg

[frozen charm]

Shut

[zenith blaze]

No

Eat my eggs

[frozen charm]

Blocked.

[olive bobcat]

:)

[frozen charm]

Doppio

[minor ore]

Wonder of U, am I right

Wrong

[frozen charm]

Wrong

It's wonder of me

[runic adder]

Wonder of Ur Mom

[upper knoll]

My Mom's a wonderful lady

[olive bobcat]

can confirm :)

[minor ore]

:)

[hard meteor]

Best character

[olive bobcat]

he 🥺

[primal dagger]

sadly this dude will never come up again and will probably end up as a dropped element

[rocky charm]

Didn't he turn out to be Damo?