#jojolion

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runic adder
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So it’s better than stone free

minor ore
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Comparing stone free to doggystyle is like comparing a rapier to a zweihander because they're both swords

runic adder
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But they both do fundamentally the same thing

minor ore
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They do completely different tasks

runic adder
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Unravel their body as wires

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But they are both capable of doing the exact same things

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Except jolyne has a limit to her unraveling

minor ore
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It's not the same type of unraveling

golden latch
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They are basically the same stand

minor ore
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Jolyne has thin wires, mamezuku has thick peels

golden latch
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One turns you into strings

runic adder
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It doesn’t matter they do almost the same stuff

minor ore
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IT REALLY DOESN'T

golden latch
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Other is like strips

runic adder
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Doggy style is just better

golden latch
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Doggystyle is shitter

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In every way

minor ore
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Can doggystyle pickpocket or materialize his strings into a fist

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Or evesdrop

runic adder
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Idk if rai can protect himself from c-moon tho lol

minor ore
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Their shape completely changes the things they can do and turn into

runic adder
golden latch
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Fucking overpowered

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He grabbed a strawberry

runic adder
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But he can still grab stuff

minor ore
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Grab not pinch, pickpocketing requires finesse which strings can pull off

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Peels can't

golden latch
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Not only that, but Rai can't control the wraps

kind owlBOT
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@golden latch, Your Hamon Rank is now level 10 !

tired pike
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the fandubs

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y e s

frozen charm
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I voice iwasuke in every fandub

tired pike
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every part gets crazier and crazier

minor ore
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papi

tired pike
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jojolion is weird

golden latch
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How will Araki top this next part

olive bobcat
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He wont

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Jojolion will continue into infinity

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The universe will end with the release of the last chapter of jojolion

golden latch
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:0

near cedar
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It'll end with JoJolion

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He said he'd be done when he's 60 which he already is, but JJL wasn't finished yet so he'll finish JJL

summer nova
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damn

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did he say that in an interview?

near cedar
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So i've been told by several people a few months ago

golden latch
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That is terrible evidence

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Especially in this fandom

near cedar
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Pretty sure there was an interview posted at some point in a chat

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Unless i'm imagining that tho i'm pretty sure i ain't

exotic cobalt
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He said in a part 7 interview that he already had ideas for a part 8 and 9 but that's not really a confirmation of a part 9 soo..

arctic lodge
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🧍

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Jobin is alive

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🏃

faint rivet
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🧍‍♂️

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Jobin is dead

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🚶‍♂️

golden latch
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🧍🏻‍♀️

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Jobin is Schrödinger's cat

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👩🏻‍🦯

obsidian jacinth
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Jobin is dead

tired pike
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so jojo is ending

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or just jjl

olive bobcat
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probably both

tired pike
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in a interview

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he leaked the 9th jojo tho..

upper knoll
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yeah

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where a nonjojo character is the jojo

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cant wait for emporio to carry part 9!!!!

tired pike
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exactly

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emporio

runic adder
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emporio, the kid with an awful stand...

upper knoll
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Well if you havent caught on yet, that interview is just an edit and is not actually real

tired pike
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bruh

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bruh

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welp

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I'm sad

olive bobcat
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emporio sucks anyways 👍

upper knoll
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Might take an another year or two though

tired pike
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lol

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wait

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nvm

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at least it'll take sometime for the anime

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well who said he'll stop drawing

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right?

summer nova
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JOBIN IS ALIVE

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JOBIN TRUTHERS RISE UP

minor ore
tired pike
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he has a SON!

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wait

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bruh

split tide
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Yeah buddy.

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Is Josefumi a Joestar??

near cedar
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Unknown

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He may be related to a Joestar

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He may not

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Could be the son of one of the unnamed Joestars

summer nova
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we have only seen the birthmark joestar on him in one panel iirc but he didn't have that birthmark in the latest chapter

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so it seems that araki might have initially planned for something but has since retconned it

near cedar
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Or that birthmark could be a mistake

summer nova
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yeah maybe

near cedar
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Could be a retcon

summer nova
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i think that that's more likely

hard meteor
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eh the birthmarks in general are inconsistently placed,kira had it in like one panel and never again,and holly doesnt have it all

near cedar
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Could be Araki didn't feel like drawing it xD

summer nova
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it doesn't really affect the story in a major way anyways (for now)

late lagoon
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He will probably end up being Joseph’s son

summer nova
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he's actually the son of sadafumi

near cedar
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Having a Joseph cheat again would just be

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Eeeeeeh

late lagoon
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Is that an actual person

summer nova
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yes, sadafumi kujo

late lagoon
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Woah

summer nova
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he was only mentioned but never shown

near cedar
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Fan name for his dad init?

hard meteor
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sadafumis real yea

near cedar
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Wait that's his actual name????

summer nova
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yeah

near cedar
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Aha

summer nova
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the counterpart to sadao who was the father of the original jotaro if anyone didnt know that

late lagoon
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If his dads a kujo his mom could somehow be a joestar

near cedar
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That doesn't mean it could be

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It could but it also couldn't

late lagoon
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Yeah

summer nova
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sadao kujo in the original universe married into the joestar family

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but yeah josefumi kujo does ofcourse sound kinda

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sus Sus

near cedar
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Note George II had 2/3 kids

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One of them may have married into the Kujo family

late lagoon
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was George 2 Johnny’s son?

hard meteor
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yes

late lagoon
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Ok thank you

summer nova
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damn imagine if the kira/josefumi ship becomes incest in the future with such a revelation

rigid oyster
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bruh

late lagoon
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Not pog

near cedar
rigid oyster
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there aint no stopping shippers lol

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ever

late lagoon
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Does Joshu have a disability

summer nova
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well

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are u up to date

late lagoon
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Yes

summer nova
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he is technically physically disabled now

late lagoon
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I forgot about the arm thing

olive bobcat
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he has dis ability to make bread

late lagoon
summer nova
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did u mean whether he's mentally disabled?

near cedar
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You could say Joshu has been

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Disarmed

late lagoon
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Dis ability to sexually assault his family

summer nova
hard meteor
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Nah

summer nova
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there is no disability that makes u a sexual assaulter

near cedar
summer nova
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there is a ""theory"" floating around (and popularized by shuckmeister) that he's autistic, but it's entirely based upon common flawed misunderstandings of autism spectrum disorder

summer nova
olive bobcat
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joshus a piece of shit but a pretty good character

late lagoon
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He is going to beat tooru

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Single handily

minor ore
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i mean we know he can

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he's basically unstoppable

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Araki just hard nerfed him for this fight so it wouldn't be over quick

olive bobcat
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WoU arc wouldve been 2 panels if joshu was even at 3% power

minor ore
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"p-p-please, Joshu-san! Spare me! AIIIIIIIIIE"

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"ok joshu "

split tide
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You sir, are pure class.

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Joshu is a chad.

thorn river
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As weird as it is

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Joshu doesnt mean to be some type of asshole whenever he do something

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Like when he almost tried to kill Josuke

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Imagine some random ass naked person is infront of your crush

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Or when he sexually assualted Kaato

late lagoon
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Inspiring

thorn river
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He wanted her to leave the family alone but didnt know another way

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Like sure he's a complete dumbass dont get me wrong

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But he does mean good whenever he does something

olive bobcat
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yeah we know, but trying to bang yasuho when she was visibly not in a proper state of mind...

kind owlBOT
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@olive bobcat, Your Hamon Rank is now level 30 !

near cedar
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He's also an asshole

thorn river
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That too

late lagoon
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He’s resourceful

thorn river
near cedar
late lagoon
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Dude is down bad

olive bobcat
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yeah that was wack

near cedar
thorn river
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Oh im aware

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I cant defend that

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Remember, this the same person that assualted his mom

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I cant defend that main horny actions

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Man*

late lagoon
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He never got to spend time with his mom so he wanted milk to make up for her absents

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It’s completely understandable

thorn river
split tide
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Joshu is the Jojo of part 8.

frozen charm
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Joshu is real

near cedar
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Joshu has one Jo in his name

split tide
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So does Josuke?

dusty kindle
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Joshu Johigashikata

near cedar
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Jo suke
Suke read as Jo

dusty kindle
split tide
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??

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It's pronounced Jo-skay.

near cedar
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Ffs

green dust
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lol gappy has 4 balls

near cedar
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Jo is read as Jo
Suke can be read as Jo

split tide
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But it's not pronounced that way...

dusty kindle
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Josuke is 東方 in Japanese, which could mean Jojo

near cedar
dusty kindle
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they call him Josuke instead Jojo because

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they don't feel like it

split tide
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How does it not matter?

dusty kindle
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He's Jojo and that's what matters

split tide
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"His name could mean Jojo"... But it doesn't. He's named Josuke.

dusty kindle
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Giorno doesn't even get called Jojo anywhere in Part 5

split tide
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Are you guys fucking with me?

dusty kindle
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despite being GioGio

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no

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that's why Josuke is our Jojo

split tide
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Joshu*

hard meteor
dusty kindle
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tell me you're playing

split tide
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It can be read as "jo" in Japanese... but it's not.

near cedar
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Joshu has nothing in his name that can be read as another Jo

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Josuke does

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Simple

dusty kindle
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what do you mean "but its not?"

grizzled pilot
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but it could be, which is why his school friends make the nickname

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(this sort of japanese pun is super common)

split tide
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In the part 4 anime, no one calls him Jojo. They call him "Joh-skay".

near cedar
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Lie

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1st ep

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He's called JoJo

dusty kindle
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some dudes call him Jojo

split tide
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Oh, I'm sorry. Does Okuyasu say "oi, Jojo"?

dusty kindle
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no

near cedar
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You pretending to not understand rn?

split tide
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...

near cedar
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Cuz you can't be serious

split tide
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Why the fuck would I pretend not to understand.

dusty kindle
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I legit can't tell if you're being serious at this point

split tide
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You're literally not making any fucking sense.

near cedar
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...

split tide
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An alternate reading of his name, which he doesn't use.

dusty kindle
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yeah

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Neither does Giorno, Jolyne, or Johnny

near cedar
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The random fuckshits at the start of part 4 say "oh ur name Josuke, hmmm suke can also be Jo so we gonna call u JoJo"

split tide
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JOlyne CuJOh

near cedar
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Yes

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That is her name

split tide
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I don't remember anyone ever saying that.

near cedar
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....

dusty kindle
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it's in the anime

split tide
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It's been over a year since I've seen it.

dusty kindle
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let me link the scene

split tide
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But I feel like I would've definitely remembered that.

ember light
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well you didnt

near cedar
grizzled pilot
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:v

dusty kindle
split tide
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Well damn, I was wrong.

dusty kindle
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yea

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and that's why josuke 8 is our jojo

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because he is shares the jojo thing with josuke 4

hard meteor
split tide
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So the same kanji can be pronounced completely different?

grizzled pilot
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yes

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especially for names

dusty kindle
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Japanese is a very different language to english

green dust
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really

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never knowticed

split tide
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Then how do people know the pronunciations of other people's names that they read?

ember light
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crazy how languages are like that

near cedar
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Some names can even be the same name pronounced the same but be written differently

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Hence why sometimes you see characters say my name is x and it's written with the kanji for x and y

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I can't remember an example of an actual atm name tho

grizzled pilot
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like josuke and josuke

split tide
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I mean that falls in line with English, so pretty easy to understand. Crystal, Krystle...

grizzled pilot
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thats why most names in manga and such are written in furigana too

split tide
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But I don't understand if a kanji can have multiple pronunciations, if I read your name, how would I know how it's pronounced?

grizzled pilot
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and why foreign names like, say, joseph joestar, would be written in katakana

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i'd tell you

split tide
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Say if I read a name in a newspaper though.

grizzled pilot
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they'd almost always put furigana

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if they didnt put it, then just assume its the most usual way

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(yes, japanese language is a bitchass language LOL)

kind owlBOT
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@grizzled pilot, Your Hamon Rank is now level 13 !

dusty kindle
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i don't know japanese but i would assume its like english where you can to clarify how its pronounced

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like how you see in dictionaries

grizzled pilot
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its not considered impolite to ask or anything

tired pike
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there's different styles you can write japanese

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kanji

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katakana

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roman

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forgot the other one

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I'm not a pro but I'm a amateur at it

grizzled pilot
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romaji

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and that would be hiragana

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theyre basically different "alphabets"

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(but also not really)

golden latch
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They're syllabaries

grizzled pilot
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^

split tide
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Fickety, I understand that.... I am saying in the context where you don't have the person in front of you to correct you. Like if you're reading the name. But someone answered that I guess, that it wouldn't be written in kanji.

grizzled pilot
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it probably would be in kanji but theyd put the furigana too

split tide
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Like in parentheses?

golden latch
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The Japanese scripts are too hard

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They should just use Latin

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Like everyone else

near cedar
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Why

golden latch
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Idk

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It was a joke

split tide
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I've never seen Eriksonn make a joke. Don't know if he comprehends. MenacingThink

near cedar
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Jokes don't translate in chat, especially in a JoJo server where people say shit that looks like a joke and are then serious

split tide
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That statement itself was a joke.

near cedar
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damn it

split tide
golden latch
split tide
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It's completely in sync for me.

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Maybe I have a stand....

minor ore
willow crystal
split tide
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Ha!

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GER sux. WoU king.

olive bobcat
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soft and wet legend

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rn, looks like it

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but i wont say more bc i saw you say youre on SDC

split tide
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Oh wow.

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You've jumped quite some levels.

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Do you plan on catching up all the way up to JJL?

olive bobcat
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not that i dont wanna talk jjl or anything, but i got spoiled on a crapton of stuff so it ruined the reading experience a bit

dusty kindle
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thank gosh I never entered the Jojolion chat until after I finished

olive bobcat
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i never joined the server till i caught up, but i still got spoiled on shit

split tide
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I've spoiled parts 6-8 for myself by being in here.

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I don't really mind.

olive bobcat
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lmao

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it is one of the best designs though

split tide
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With the coat or without?

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Nut King Call has the coolest design in all of JJBA for me.

olive bobcat
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yep

split tide
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Yeah, doesn't make NKC any less cool design-wise and ability-wise.

olive bobcat
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shitty person, but a pretty interesting character

dusty kindle
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just leaked Jojolion's ending

minor ore
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wonder of us

dusty kindle
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AMERICA!!!

olive bobcat
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when soviet jojo

split tide
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Part 9 first JJBA set entirely in space.

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The stands use spin on meteors.

olive bobcat
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planet waves

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uhhhhh, i dont think theres a real counterpart

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its not super clear cut AU versions, especially in part 8

ember light
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josuke(dog)

olive bobcat
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untrue

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its the best part imo

ember light
ember light
split tide
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Planet Waves is so cool.

dusty kindle
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Yo who is Goku's part 8 counterpart?

ember light
hard meteor
split tide
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Goku's counterpart in JJL is Joshu.

dusty kindle
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:drip:

split tide
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It's that haircut bro. He would be best boy if it weren't for that shit.

minor ore
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Me

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You do know about Weather Report and Rohan in part 8 right?

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Or you don’t ?

olive bobcat
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the 50 page sex scene?

minor ore
royal wing
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Tooru got that drip not gonna lie

minor ore
hard meteor
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he was born with the based cut

minor ore
royal wing
olive bobcat
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he got the piss pants

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kinda cringe ngl

royal wing
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Yeah I don't like the colored version

left ferry
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Dang some of his pants are pissed coloured.

royal wing
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Looks like it was made in ms paint

olive bobcat
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teddy sleeves too

left ferry
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That's a chad move stapling teddybears onto your sleeves ngl 🥵

minor ore
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They better not be stapled

olive bobcat
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chad move is dancing to your own stands reference while murdering multiple people

royal wing
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Very Chad move

left ferry
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Massive chad move

minor ore
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Pucci dabbed with made in heaven that’s nothing

olive bobcat
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MiH got the literal horse cock

royal wing
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Wait what

minor ore
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Huh?

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Bro???

left ferry
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It's a horse on his goddamn cock region.

minor ore
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he does

royal wing
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I don't remember pucci dabbing in the manga

left ferry
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Dang man you missed out

royal wing
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Maybe I missed a panel

split tide
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I like Tooru's teddy bear sleeves.

left ferry
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Same

split tide
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JJL has my favorite character and stand designs

minor ore
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It’s pretty high up there

golden latch
minor ore
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Lol

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Imagine that

left ferry
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Yikes

golden latch
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The first thing my friend showed me was Doppio's phone ringing

left ferry
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Calling Doppio at 3 AM (gone wrong)

golden latch
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Oi

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The next scene she showed me was the steamy Joseph and Abdul sex scene

left ferry
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Did she send you the scene from the anime or a fanfiction?

golden latch
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The anime

left ferry
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Dang my friends keep sending me weird shit

golden latch
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She's still reading part 7

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And she was on part 5 when I started

split tide
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Yeah I largely spoiled JJBA for myself by reading the wiki.

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I'm still on SBR myself.

patent merlin
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no : )

upper knoll
light swift
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Yeah sorry to break it to yall but jojolion is on hiatus this month

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No jojo chapter

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Not until next month

blissful tartan
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Yasuho might die

light swift
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Naw son she got plot armor

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||the bubble will probably hit tooru, affecting the calamity in someway.||

cunning vapor
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tooru fuse with jobin

foggy furnace
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The bubble hits Tooru and the plane door smashes him
The end

warped slate
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Dude perfect with josuke

void oxide
kind owlBOT
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@void oxide, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

split tide
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So is Josuke's bubbles made out of soap or rotating string? Cause I thought they were soap...

summer nova
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all bubbles are spinning strings

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the normal visible spinning strings have a certain thickness

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the explosive spinning strings from the birthmark have a thickness that is infinitely close to zero which makes them invisible which is also why they don't really exist 'in this world'

split tide
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But they're soap bubbles, right?

minor ore
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no theyre not

arctic lodge
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Jojolion actually doesn't exist

minor ore
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youre jokin

arctic lodge
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No

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Jojolion isn't a part

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It's actually a spin-off to part 6

near cedar
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Parts 7-8 are indeed spin offs

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Since it's the same series but alternate universes

split tide
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I think a spinoff is the opposite, different series in same universe.

near cedar
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Actually

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It's both

sudden nymph
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I consider it a reboot

vapid heath
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i think sbr and jojolion are far from being considered spinoffs

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they're a rebirth to jojo's story

sudden nymph
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Or in other words a reboot

vapid heath
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yep

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i don't think jojo would be better if part 6 ending wasn't a thing

near cedar
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and they did

tired pike
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I think araki probably had the part 6 ending because he just wanted to reboot and start fresh

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or its just part of his plan

gritty thicket
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no italians in jojolion lets comemoraate

olive bobcat
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good

tired pike
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if part 9 happens

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well maybe

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because 1 to 3 was the stone mask era

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4 to 6 was the arrow era

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and their 3 each

near cedar
tired pike
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well I'm not putting all hope into it

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but just think about it

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there's 3 parts in each era

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1 to 3 (Stone Mask)
4 to 6 (Stand Arrow)
7 to possibly 9 (Holy Corpse)

minor ore
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Part 9 in Italy

minor ore
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@heavy halo

lone drum
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Kira part 2

olive bobcat
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but so much better

fleet otter
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jojolion

barren bough
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calling it that both yashuo and tooru will die in the next one or two chapters

olive bobcat
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I pray yasuho lives

barren bough
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it's unlikely that yashuo can somehow dodge a plane door falling, despite it being like 2 meters away

empty violet
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is this a jojo reference

hard meteor
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She’s not gonna die

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This has been said countless times but she essentially has plot armor

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Since the entirety of the story is told from her

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And killing off yasuho here defeats like the whole purpose of this fight

near cedar
frozen charm
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Narrators live

golden latch
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After Tooru is hit with the bubble the plane door will stop tracking Yasuho

near cedar
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and will fall on Tooru

golden latch
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No I don't think that

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Tooru will not die in one hit

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Would kinda be anticlimactic

near cedar
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If he survives this

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Then he'll do 1 thing

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And the chapter will end

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Then Josuke will do 1 thing and that chap will end

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1 move 1 chapter let's gooo xD

golden latch
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Also obladi oblada is still alive

hard meteor
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And that can’t happen for plot reasons

barren bough
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obladi oblada main villain?! 😳

golden latch
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Next chapter would move back to the Higashikatas anyway

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Like every 4 chapters have been doing

barren bough
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maybe will find out if Norisuke is dead

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or not

fleet otter
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Kanye west is the main villain of Jojolion

kind owlBOT
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@fleet otter, Your Hamon Rank is now level 10 !

olive bobcat
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inb4 106 is all flashback

hard meteor
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Don’t do it araki VERYFUCKINGANGRY

fringe ravine
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106 is not flashback

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106 is tooru narrowly avoiding the bubble blast with insert bullshit

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107 is a flashback

olive bobcat
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teddy bears on sleeves are a third rock insect

minor ore
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Oh for fucks sake

frozen charm
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Wonder of us hat is 4th rock insect

near cedar
#

If 1 more rock insect comes out i swear to god

sudden nymph
#

He has a army of them

#

I bet he has more

fringe ravine
#

next up: he sends out 2 at once!

slow thicket
#

I was literally so confused when the new chapter came out I was like obladi? Oblada?

#

WONDER OF U PUCCI POSE

kind owlBOT
#

@slow thicket, Your Hamon Rank is now level 12 !

slow thicket
#

FFFFFFFUCCK

#

I’m ERINAAA

willow crystal
hard meteor
#

💪joshu

frozen charm
#

HEE
HEE

fringe ravine
#

joshu v obladi oblada

willow crystal
#

Easy win for Joshu

fringe ravine
#

damn joshu too op

hard meteor
#

yes

sudden nymph
#

Realistically I think Joshu would win

willow crystal
#

He could just screw out Obladi Oblada from his body

minor ore
olive bobcat
#

joshu has never lost in his life

inland oyster
#

Denial

hard meteor
#

fact

#

joshu catchin Ws daily

minor ore
#

Realistically, who can stop him?

fringe ravine
#

yasuho

willow crystal
#

I used to think Yasuho’s name was spelt like Yashuo

fringe ravine
#

Yoshua

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Yasuho corpse part confirmed

sudden nymph
short magnet
#

Soft and wet is a requiem

olive bobcat
#

sure

hard meteor
#

ok

golden latch
ember light
#

what do you mean not "really"

minor ore
#

He means that once Gappy fully unlocks spin, the requiem arrow will materialize out of thin air and stab him in the dick

runic adder
#

johnny himself will descend from the heavens and do an equivalent exchange with gappy, creating a fusion of tusk and soft n wet

fringe ravine
#

the resulting stand name will be soft n tusk act wet

olive bobcat
#

y tho

#

soft and wet is already stronger than TA4

fringe ravine
#

it will just be strongerer

olive bobcat
#

true

split tide
#

You guys think S&W needs a powerup? Invisible bubble that bypasses calamity not enough?

hard meteor
#

i think its enough,maybe he'll get better control over it later in the story but i feel like thats gonna be the last powerup

near cedar
#

They have yet to hit

split tide
#

It's disgusting how much I know about JJL considering I'm only 2/3 through SBR.

hard meteor
#

wait what

split tide
#

Was that to me or Eriksonn?

hard meteor
#

to you

#

How are you Not even done with sbr
yet you already know about the recent events of this part

split tide
#

I get so interested in the characters and stands of JJL that I read the wiki about them.. and end up spoiling myself.

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But I've done that with every manga part (6 and 7).

#

It doesn't really affect my enjoyment of it.

minor ore
#

based enjoyer

#

keep on doing what you want

sudden nymph
#

Unless you are a murderer

light swift
#

.....

#

Sus

split tide
#

?

golden latch
#

Though I didn't get spoiled on the Head Doctor thing

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Then again, we only just finished the now renamed Dangerous Pursuit arc when I joined

#

Let's see

#

I knew Diavolo was two people

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I knew Valentine could dimension warp

#

I knew the world reset

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I knew Pol Pol showed up again in VA

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I knew gappy was two people

minor ore
#

Knowing things that happen in a series as old as jojo isn't that surprising

golden latch
#

I knew Kira turned into a ghost

minor ore
#

That's like saying I knew Darth Vader was Luke's father

golden latch
#

I mean

#

Jojo is not on the same level as star wars

minor ore
#

Or the guy from sixths sense was a ghost all along

golden latch
#

And even then Jojolion is only like 10 years old

ember light
minor ore
#

very popular

golden latch
#

Hmmm

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Okay look

#

Everyone knows and has seen Star Wars

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Only anime people have seen Jojo

#

And there aren't many in my area

minor ore
#

Okay

#

but there are a ton on the internet so

golden latch
#

I haven't even watched Naruto

minor ore
#

yeah you'll get spoiled

minor ore
golden latch
#

Or Dragon Ball

#

Or My hero

minor ore
#

not based

#

based

#

what else?

golden latch
#

Or Full Metal

#

Or even Pokemon

#

Yugio

minor ore
#

idk anything about full metal or pokemon so i can't say

#

yugioh is good

ember light
#

the fact that you havent seen these but have seen jojo shows how popular it is

golden latch
#

Attack on Titan

minor ore
#

based

golden latch
#

One Peace

#

Bleach

minor ore
#

okay

ember light
#

singular peace

minor ore
golden latch
#

I saw an episode of one punch man though

minor ore
#

nice

#

basrd

#

I like that one

#

Watch Space Dandy and call it a day, it's the only other anime you need to see

#

the rest suck unless I say so

frozen charm
#

Jojolion

ember light
minor ore
#

jojorion

minor ore
#

true

ember light
golden latch
#

My friend just showed me a couple videos on it

ember light
#

ok your friend knew about it because it was popular

minor ore
ember light
#

fair enough

golden latch
#

Actually, I saw Oran High school Host club as a kid

#

And the Pico trilogy

minor ore
#

pico?

#

orange high school host club

#

?

golden latch
#

This shit

golden latch
minor ore
#

oh god

minor ore
golden latch
minor ore
#

anyways this is off topic we should get back to discussing jojolion

golden latch
#

Yeah true

minor ore
#

ye

clever island
ember light
#

probably a joke

#

hopefully

clever island
#

it better be

#

otherwise, the FBI will be kicking down a few doors

minor ore
late lagoon
#

Wasn’t the Kakyoin VA in that?

minor ore
late lagoon
#

You did what you had to do

minor ore
#

That doesn't matter

#

Just go along with your day

late lagoon
#

As shall you

minor ore
#

yes indeed

late lagoon
#

This conversation was quite enjoyable

#

Have a wonderful life

minor ore
#

lmao you too bro

golden latch
#

Makes him look like a cheetah
And I like that

minor ore
#

yo you're kinda right

golden latch
#

This is still the best cover

minor ore
#

you are like a baby

golden latch
#

Tis cover just looks like any other stand barrage

#

And not only that directly follows a cover nearly identical

#

I will always hold a soft spot for this one,

#

For being the first Jojolion cover I saw

minor ore
golden latch
golden latch
#

Why not

#

I like the picture

weak roost
#

when is the next chapter coming out?

minor ore
#

the 18th or march

#

it'll be a double chapter

weak roost
#

18th of march? u mean in 5 days? wow cool

light swift
#

Bruh

#

No chapter this month

#

It’s on hiatus

#

It’ll be in April 17-19

golden latch
#

Git owned

#

You thought Araki was gonna be kind

#

Lol

#

Anyway, April is Jojo month

minor ore
#

thanks for ruining my troll and not playing along

#

smh

golden latch
#

oof

light swift
#

Nu trolling

fleet otter
#

Paisley Park is the prettiest stand

#

true

#

valid

#

real

lost slate
#

Even the name is pretty

weak roost
summer nova
#

bruh

#

the hiatus was announced on the last page of the last chapter

barren bough
#

what if there is no chapter next month

#

it just ends

#

no more jojolion

#

no more jojo

weak roost
#

No way Jose

#

I'd start a fucking revolution then

summer nova
#

bruh peep this one

#

like really peep this one

heavy ledge
#

Im gonna be heartbroken when jojolion is no more

barren bough
#

look on the brightside, part 9 will happen

#

(hopefully)

inland oyster
#

Jojolion no more in 2 years

hard meteor
#

part 9 never

fringe ravine
#

jojolion never

barren bough
#

jojolion 2

sudden nymph
hard meteor
#

Rip yasuhos only friends, we never see them again

inland oyster
#

We’ll say hello again CRYIN

frozen charm
#

Tooru kills them

weak roost
#

Toorururuurru Tooorururuuuuru

olive bobcat
#

Araki forgot that yasuho had friends before the naked man in the hole

rugged sun
#

was it ever explained what this stuff was that Yotsuyu took out of his eyes?

kind owlBOT
#

@rugged sun, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

rugged sun
inland oyster
#

It’s never explained why he can do this

#

It’s just some film thing he used to choke Yasuho

rugged sun
#

Yeah maybe just like a compact film thing, almost like contact lens that he could fit in his eyes

minor ore
#

It seems to be coming out of his mouth too

#

Well he is a silicone based life form

#

If he could generate a plastic wrap and store it in his rock eyes I don’t have a problem with it

inland oyster
#

But why pain

#

It’s never brought up again

rugged sun
#

I’m rereading jojolion rn, and it seems like he did it to force yasuho to bring out her stand

#

I guess it wasn’t brought up again because it wouldn’t really serve a purpose again I guess

summer nova
#

araki forgot

#

💯

frozen charm
#

Ok if josukes bubbles don't exist

#

Then the don't exist under heaven and earth as he said

#

Therefore josuke is a liar

#

Smh josuke y tho

minor ore
inland oyster
#

It’s stupid

minor ore
#

Where else would it be used again anyways

#

It's just a cool thing he can do

#

like Giorno's ear thing

inland oyster
#

It doesn’t even need to be brought up, is just a dumb thing from early JJL

#

Like stand shrinking in part 3 pain

minor ore
#

shrinking stand is based to shit talk that IAMVERYANGRY

inland oyster
#

Stand shrinking is dumb

#

The worst

#

Completely vile

minor ore
#

Stop

#

my chest

#

it hurts

inland oyster
minor ore
inland oyster
minor ore
#

me punching stand shrink haters

#

(I'm on the left winning)

inland oyster
minor ore
#

wtf he grew

#

heh, that's nothing

minor ore
#

so beautiful

golden latch
#

You mapped it wrong you fuck

#

Why is the mouth on the chin

#

You deserve to burn in the palm of Speed King

#

While being pelted by Crossfire Hurricanes

golden latch
# rugged sun

That's probably just what Rock Human tears look like

#

I bet all of them could do that

minor ore
#

Yes, I am

golden latch
#

Well of course

late lagoon
#

Do rock people poop

minor ore
#

Yeah

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 15 !

golden latch
sudden nymph
#

Why is there a role called swagkage

primal lintel
sudden nymph
#

Exactly what I said

#

There is a role called swagkage

primal lintel
#

who has it-

sudden nymph
#

Don’t know

primal lintel
#

<@&799667957520793630>

ember light
#

one of the mods is the only one that has it Im pretty sure but I cant remember which one

primal lintel
#

ig we'll wait tobecontinued1tobecontinued2tobecontinued3

kind owlBOT
#

@primal lintel, Your Hamon Rank is now level 3 !

ember light
#

theres also the CEO of Sex role

golden latch
inland oyster
#

<@&640510370343288843>

#

<@&799645532402221146>

split tide
#

There's already a CEO of Sex. His name is Joshu Higashikata.

golden cloak
#

one month until new jojolion 😢

faint rivet
#

Yooooo 5 days until new jojolion :trollface:

median nova
#

yeah?

inland oyster
#

Yeah

grizzled pilot
minor ore
near cedar
#

Joshu fans continue their Joshu delusions

split tide
#

I'm not a Joshu fan.

#

I'm just stating fax.

minor ore
#

Feels good to know us chadshu fans are in the right

near cedar
#

Delusion is not fact

left ferry
elfin tangle
#

Joshu chad

patent merlin
#

Joshu big penis : )

near cedar
#

Fuck

near cedar
#

When no embed

split tide
#

I didn't get to click on the link.

elfin tangle
#

relevant

split tide
#

I'm not a Joshu fan, but he is a sexual drip god.

minor ore
#

implying a joshu fan would ever get injured

patent merlin
minor ore
#

do your research pls

left ferry
#

I don't hate Joshu,

But the sexual assualt scenes are cringe ngl 🥶

inland oyster
#

Their egos get injured when the character is made fun of

olive bobcat
#

joshus spirit protects all joshu fans from misfortune

near cedar
patent merlin
inland oyster
#

No more Joshu

split tide
#

Joshu fandom is the true Love Train.

inland oyster
#

No more 19 dolla bill Fortnite card for joshu

minor ore
patent merlin
#

joshu has infinite mone

#

he doesn't need 19 dolla fortnite card

minor ore
#

being good at reading would be a disservice to my country

split tide
#

Joshu's secret technique.

olive bobcat
#

finally, a good look at the explosive spin

patent merlin
#

joshu is so strong that his spin does as much damage as a dha

minor ore
olive bobcat
#

joshu is not of this world

#

too good

minor ore
#

He is the spin

split tide
#

Joshu achieves infinite rotational force using his own body.

kind owlBOT
#

@split tide, Your Hamon Rank is now level 13 !

near cedar
left ferry
#

I'm neutral to Joshu,

Next chapter I'll be thinking of him as a chad, next chapter later I'll be going "ew yucky"

And cycle repeats.

minor ore
lost slate
near cedar
#

Not the one's who say "he did nothing wrong"

patent merlin
#

those arent real joshu fans

left ferry
#

Those are simps

minor ore
#

True Joshu fans know he's flawed

#

makes him extra based

split tide
#

Joshu's spin is so great it traveled back in time. The first Zeppeli witnessed this greatness and dedicated his entire bloodline to imitating this power.

patent merlin
#

flawless characters are unbased

olive bobcat
#

thats how they beat WoU 👍

left ferry
minor ore
#

You be ashamed

#

Joshu has no redeeming qualities at all

olive bobcat
#

hair

minor ore
#

just kiddin

patent merlin
#

based hair

#

based stand

hard meteor
#

based drip too

patent merlin
#

based underwear

minor ore
#

Imagine if joshu was conventionally attractive

olive bobcat
#

based stand

minor ore
#

would he get as much hate?

olive bobcat
elfin tangle
#

If Joshu was attractive he'd just be Daiya where he should have hate but he doesn't

split tide
#

I really do like NKC.

minor ore
#

we as humans cant comprehend it

left ferry
#

The only scene I redeemed him in where he offered to share his manual shaver (I forgot what it's called) to Josuke.

patent merlin
split tide
#

It took Araki 8 Jojo series to introduce Joshu because he knew if he introduced him earlier, his basedness would be too unbelievable.

olive bobcat
#

joshu has some redeeming moments, but then fucks up right after

hard meteor
#

the panel joshu haters dont want you to see

minor ore
#

They can't hide the truth forever

near cedar
#

Does the next 3 things wrong

left ferry
#

This is the only scene I can remember where he does something good and doesn't fuck it up later.

split tide
#

Your pleb sense of right and wrong means nothing to the fundamental force of nature that is Joshu.

olive bobcat
left ferry
#

I am.

olive bobcat
#

i think kicking yasuhos phone to the plug was pretty good

minor ore
#

yeah that was great

left ferry
#

Yeah that was pretty based

patent merlin
#

Joshu based

hard meteor
#

indeed

minor ore
#

his time will come

#

But even if it doesn't

#

he's still based

patent merlin
#

Joshu is based in eoh online tbh

#

his r1 move makes all of the enemys lock onto him

#

that means super based attack

minor ore
#

He's too slow for my tastes

split tide
#

Josuke 8 is OP in EOH.

minor ore
#

I usually play Josuke 8

sudden nymph
#

Joshu isn’t a good person but he is a amazing character imo

patent merlin
#

o move makes him go fast

patent merlin
#

joshu is written basedly

minor ore
#

If Beavis and Butthead were one person, and they were thrown into the jojo universe

#

you'd get basedshu

split tide
#

Kars is lucky he's floating in space, or else he would've been murdered by Joshu.

near cedar
#

not the same universe

split tide
#

Lucky for Kars.

#

Although Joshu's greatness transcends the multiverse.

minor ore
#

Check your facts please

near cedar
#

For fuck sake not again

#

No he didn't

minor ore
#

Uh, yes he did.

#

I know a guy who knows Araki’s editor and he told me

split tide
#

Pretty sure he did, Eriksonn.

near cedar
#

Pucci's reset universe was going to have every human who was still alive knowing their fate, the ones who died are replaced with fake versions of themselves, Pucci needs to accelerate back to the point at which the acceleration started in the previous universe, however if he does that Emporio will escape, so he stopped at the prison to finish Emporio of in case Emporio could beat him, despite Pucci telling Emporio he knows exactly where he will go Emporio is forced to go there by fate because even tho everyone can see their fate only Pucci can change fate, now this new universe is still connected to MIH it will be complete after he accelerates back to Cape Canaveral but if it dies before that that universe is undone, so because Emporio killed him when he did, the universe fucked up and MIH basically reset all of the events of Stone ocean thus making them not happen, Pucci was erased from existence, anything he was involved in didn't happen/happened differently. So Weather was never take, Jotaro didn't bugger off from his family to protect them from DIO's Cult cuz the cult had no Pucci to lead them so he hunted them down with little issue, Ermes sister is alive, Jolyne met Anasui before he met his cheating gf and became his gf instead [that part is an assumption], Jolyne was named Irene by Jotaro to end the JoJo legacy cuz there's no DIO related enemies left.
And idk if I wrote it in this but they are alive, same souls but lived different lives.

patent merlin
near cedar
near cedar
#

And that didn't take any effort to post

#

I just copy pasted my own words from 3 days ago

sudden nymph
near cedar
sudden nymph
#

Yes it’s too short

gray compass
#

Hi

minor ore
#

Hi

tough panther
#

my dumbass caught up on a break month Sadge

lost slate
#

It might be a good thing

#

Catching up when there's a break means there's less to read

tough panther
#

it feels weird cuz i was so invested in the last like 5 or so volumes i was reading to suddenly just be like "oh, theres no more for now" but at least i get to experience what a newly release jojo chapter is like so thatll be pretty cool

kind owlBOT
#

@tough panther, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

minor ore
#

Welcome to the monthly manga experience

#

And if you’re feeling sad about chapters coming out slow, just remember: At least you’re not a HxH fan

tough panther
left ferry
#

Reminder to get prepared whenever you get dissapointed by a new chapter.

minor ore
#

People get disappointed, but then they read the latest chapters again and appreciate how well paced it is

potent harness
#

Why does josuke wear his pants so low.. uggggh 😩

left ferry
#

I wonder when he wore the sailor outfit his ass turns into cubes

potent harness
#

Or I think his shirt is just cropped

left ferry
#

Yeah his shirt is definitely cropped

potent harness
#

Part 4 josuke literally showed no skin whatsoever

#

And then we have this guy xD

#

Also aren't the ages of these little girls a bit problematic...

#

Like daiya is 16... Lucy in last part 14.. it is definitely a big uncomfortable to see them... The way they were shown

left ferry
#

And yet he's one of the most straightest JoJo

||forget the part the fact that he's two men.||

potent harness
#

Oh oh wait I haven't finished the part yet

#

It's just fun to come here and talk about it when I'm reading rather than coming here after I finish

#

Thank you

left ferry
#

Whoops sorry.

potent harness
#

It's alright. You didn't know

#

Also what about jonathan?

left ferry
potent harness
#

Yeah that was super weird

#

And even Lucy.. gosh that was really hard to get through..

#

Like she's so scared and everything...

#

And her last name is pendelton

#

I thought somehow she might end up with Johnny... Although I do understand that would be bad for her character as she was loyal to Stephen although he never saw her that way

minor ore
#

You’ll see them both in part 8!

#

Have fun reading

potent harness
#

Oh YAAAYY I'm so looking forward to it!!

#

Thank you

#

It's just so sad we don't get to see the zeppeli bloodline continue..

#

Doesn't gyro have a sister..? I am not sure I remember much about his siblings..

upper knoll
#

Yes he has other siblings

left ferry
#

He has about like 2 siblings right?

upper knoll
#

left

#

looked up on the wiki, said it was 4

left ferry
#

Oh

lost slate
#

Thinking about it, I feel like Araki's going to bring a Zeppeli descendent in part 8

#

Or reveal that someone else knows the Spin

upper knoll
#

saw some people theorizing about Mamezuku being one

barren bough
#

i wouldn't be shocked if he was revealed to be one is some big revalation at the end

potent harness
#

It would be awesome to have one of them show up in part 8