#jojolion

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frozen charm
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Araki just killed off a joestar like it's nothing

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That's very hmmmm

minor ore
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Jorge the 2nd was a joestar

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And he died as a backstory

frozen charm
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Ok

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But

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Joestart

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If iwasuke dies I'm dropping jojolion

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Iwasuke is going to run into tooru

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And

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It will turn out iwasuke is toorus old dog

lethal jasper
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wait

frozen charm
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And tooru will have a change of heart and use the new locacaca to save tsurugi

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And jobin

lethal jasper
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when yasuho didnt know she had a stand in hollys hospital room holly saw it right?

frozen charm
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Yes

hard meteor
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yes

frozen charm
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Holly is a stand user

lethal jasper
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holly has a stand

frozen charm
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We just haven't seen it

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It's nut king crimson

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That's her stand

lethal jasper
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holly defeats tooru

frozen charm
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With the power of gun

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Iwasuke is her stand

lethal jasper
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what happened to kato

near cedar
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What

lethal jasper
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the mom

near cedar
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Jobin is not a Joestar

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Who the hell out here calling him a Joestar

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unless they meant Kei

lethal jasper
near cedar
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She is chillin on a beach

near cedar
lethal jasper
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i think they were talking about kei

heavy ledge
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104 confirms that araki is the villain

lethal jasper
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yea

hard meteor
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2 joestars left

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It’s not looking good for holly

near cedar
kind owlBOT
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@near cedar, Your Hamon Rank is now level 14 !

frozen charm
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Kei

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Josuke will have to sex now I guess

elfin tangle
elfin tangle
wind scroll
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People are fuckin dying man

elfin tangle
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Yup

pallid solar
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Man, watch them finally defeat Toruu and the part still goes on for a year lmao

elfin tangle
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Well... yeah

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Tooru doesn't do shit for the rest of the mysteries and things of interest

pallid solar
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Yeah, It's intresting how even tho Multiple people have died to Toruu he's still technically not a main villain lol

lethal jasper
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yeah I think kato might be the main villian

elfin tangle
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People unironically believe a character who's stand name wasn't even told is the main villain?

minor ore
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Its gonna be so good when she is

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lol i will laugh so hard when caato comes back just to leave agin.

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or get an axe lodged in between her head

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Hope you're used to not laffin

twilit basin
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Hair girl will use the spin

lethal jasper
elfin tangle
minor ore
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I literally never worry about that

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Ive been confident for half a decade

minor ore
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You're gonna be so upset

pallid solar
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I have no idea what the fuck will happen in upcoming chapters so I never theorize about what could sensibly happen, more so just wanna think about the most stupid shit and realize it could work

kind owlBOT
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@pallid solar, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

inland oyster
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Jojo fans dawging on each other over an unpredictable part of a story.

minor ore
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too predictable

pallid solar
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A friend of mine keeps insisting that this is all gonna somehow tie back to the original universe with Jotaro appearing in part 8 and shit and I'm just like 🗿

olive bobcat
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Cringe

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Plane door hits caato and karera at the same time

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So they return and get shafted even harder than kei

minor ore
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The salt is gonna be so real

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I already called "Kyo(Kei) comes back just to die" years ago too

pallid solar
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lmao yeah the fucking plane door goes to the other side of the house where kaato is somehow still sunbathing, that'd be hilarious

lethal jasper
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kaatos stand could be broken

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she can just have stuff appear from her cards

olive bobcat
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Eh, I feel like the ceiling on it is just

pallid solar
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stand name: mary poppins

olive bobcat
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Slightly better enigma

minor ore
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Itll probably be like D4C

lethal jasper
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yeah

olive bobcat
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I mean, it took 4 cards to hold a single chair

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And that's the biggest thing we've seen it do

minor ore
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just for visual reference

olive bobcat
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I feel like saying its d4c level is too much

minor ore
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been living at a hotel

lethal jasper
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we dont know if it just works with cards

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she might be able to do it witha leaf or something

olive bobcat
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i mean, she said the cards were really important

lethal jasper
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so joshu would grab em

olive bobcat
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you might be right, cards are probably the thing she could get into prison, might work for anything

lethal jasper
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yeah

minor ore
olive bobcat
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shit thats true too

olive bobcat
lethal jasper
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Ok

minor ore
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does Jojolion really have that lame little crown dotting in the i somewhere?

lethal jasper
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its the font

minor ore
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oh ok

signal bay
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They did Kei dirty

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I hope she is alive

olive bobcat
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facts

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nah, ghost hands

odd lark
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Nah she gone

olive bobcat
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same with rai

odd lark
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She dead dead

signal bay
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I am pretty bad with black and white oomf

olive bobcat
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mangadex is down for me but ill try to find it

signal bay
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aight. ping me then pls

minor ore
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are those other hands her?

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Ive seen people trying to say its like, Gyro

lethal jasper
signal bay
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Oh

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Didn't think they were hers

olive bobcat
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also, born this way crumbling

dusty kindle
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WTF why did NO ONE tell me that there was a new Jojolion chapter

minor ore
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Good thing Josuke just shattered all of the life saving medicine instead of keeping it for Rai or Kei

dusty kindle
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Anyways I did read it

signal bay
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ah right that makes sense

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F

burnt quiver
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is 105 out yet

dusty kindle
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nope

minor ore
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29 days until it is

signal bay
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;-;

olive bobcat
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104 came out yesterday lmao

burnt quiver
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ill check again in fifteen minutes

dusty kindle
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104 just dropped yesterday bruh

olive bobcat
dusty kindle
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sit yo ass down

minor ore
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what a guy

signal bay
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so how long can we expect jojolion to run?

lethal jasper
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20 years

burnt quiver
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wow

dusty kindle
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I want to predict that it'll end this year

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maybe early 2022

burnt quiver
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can josuke do anything right?

olive bobcat
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i think it could end as early as like september, or maybe not until 2022-2023

lethal jasper
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if caato becomes main villian prolly for a year or 2

burnt quiver
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LOL

signal bay
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BRUH

night moon
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jojolion fr gonna be over in the next two years

dusty kindle
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we're in the endgame now

signal bay
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tfw no jojo part 9

kind owlBOT
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@signal bay, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

dusty kindle
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we skip to part 10

burnt quiver
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heres how its gonna happen

signal bay
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oh wow. makes sense cause I only show up when chapter drops kek

night moon
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also rai and kei kind of landed directly on top of the medicen

olive bobcat
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caato could come back, but it wont be as long as this tooru stuff

dusty kindle
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Caato finna be our Alt Diego

minor ore
burnt quiver
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chapter 106: caato comes in and saves tooru for one chapter
chapter 107: caato is killed by josuke

kind owlBOT
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@burnt quiver, Your Hamon Rank is now level 4 !

signal bay
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what was the relationship between kaato and tooru?

burnt quiver
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there isnt any

dusty kindle
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i don't think there is any

signal bay
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and why do we think she is an enemy?

burnt quiver
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shes jobin's ally

dusty kindle
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Caato works with Jobin

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who is bad

near cedar
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She is an enemy that is obvious

minor ore
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Rai and Kei absolutely did not land near the medicine

dusty kindle
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or so they say

signal bay
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I actually don't recall who she is

minor ore
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They're at the door, the medicine is on the other end of the room

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Jobin is misguided

burnt quiver
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i wasnt seriously making a prediction like that lol

signal bay
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is she the housewife??

minor ore
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even then they have to consume it

dusty kindle
near cedar
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Jobin's mum

signal bay
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right okay

lethal jasper
minor ore
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and the Stands crumbling and now their dead hands clinging onto Josuke like the Corpse means they aren't coming back

hard meteor
dusty kindle
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Kei is dead

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just straight up

signal bay
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;-;

minor ore
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I think we all need to accept that they're just dead

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there's very little chance for anyone to come back

dusty kindle
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i swear if Araki enters the chat to say im wrong I will be anger

olive bobcat
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hmm

signal bay
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inb4 yashuo gets shizaaaa'd

olive bobcat
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id say Kei, Rai, and Norisuke are 100% goners, and Jobin is likely a goner too but not 100%

signal bay
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or tooru but that won't be a shiza then

minor ore
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Jobin died perfectly

Norisuke died horrifically

Rai died like a Zeppeli which he may be

Kei died like she lived
irrelevantly

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Im gonna throw out there that Damo shredded Norisuke into pieces and lit him on fire and he lived

dusty kindle
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what if Tooru wins

near cedar
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Rai being a Zeppeli would be the stupidest shit

burnt quiver
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^^

dusty kindle
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just straight up won the battle

olive bobcat
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then we really wont get part 9

minor ore
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Would you not expect it at this point?

burnt quiver
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No

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and not in the "it would surprise me" kind of way

minor ore
kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Hamon Rank is now level 10 !

olive bobcat
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if rai is a zeppeli im not reading jojos anymore

dusty kindle
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there is a tiny chance that Tooru is going to win and part 9 will be about defeating Tooru with a new Jojo

minor ore
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why else does he know the Spin

burnt quiver
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i mean "it would make me roll my eyes so far back into my skull it would cause irreversible damage"

olive bobcat
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he knows of the spin

dusty kindle
signal bay
dusty kindle
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yes

minor ore
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he knows the Spin

he showed Josuke how to Spin

minor ore
dusty kindle
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i wouldn't even be surprised

minor ore
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Like at this point I entirely expect it just because Araki seems to put something groundbreaking in every new chapter

signal bay
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ngl I kinda wanna see head doc vs joseph now

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they keep outsmarting each other

minor ore
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young Joseph could win maybe yea

dusty kindle
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Joseph could probably win by dumb luck

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He could prolly kill Tooru via coca cola bottle

burnt quiver
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yeah at what cost tho

dusty kindle
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Nothing lol

burnt quiver
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not every single chapter has to be some shocking revelation

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not u

dusty kindle
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does anyone remember the movie "Final Desitination"

burnt quiver
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yeah

signal bay
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i mean he could straight up just run away (idk if that word that starts with n and ends with eundayo would be allowed here and I am in no mood of getting banned)

dusty kindle
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yea Tooru's power is just the movie Final Desitination

night moon
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but yeah youre right

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HOWEVER

night moon
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araki already set up that the medicine works if even exposed to a wound

signal bay
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oh ok. good to know

dusty kindle
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HOLY SHIT A JOJO REFERENCE IN JOJOS???

near cedar
night moon
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remember the reporter guy?

near cedar
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One of em is bleeding

signal bay
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the blood drip on the side

near cedar
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The other had his head bisected

burnt quiver
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yeah

signal bay
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kinda splits the face in that way

burnt quiver
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they need to bring in luffy

night moon
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the head doctor was like "you got a tiny bit of the fruit juice on a cut on your hand so it healed you"

dusty kindle
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she got stabbed in the eye

signal bay
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and people did say kei was basically jotaro here according to many

burnt quiver
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i dont even know why i said that

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no

dusty kindle
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Jotaro got his head sliced

hard meteor
night moon
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now there's literally fruit juice all all over the floor and they're kind of covered in wounds

burnt quiver
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kei wasnt jotaro in any way rlly. outside of the hat theres no similarity

hard meteor
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Kei was never jotaro

olive bobcat
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kira is more jotaro

minor ore
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Josuke is the only character to survive a direct calamity wound

olive bobcat
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rai survived a couple no?

minor ore
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Jobin, Norisuke?, Rai, and now Kei have just insta-died

hard meteor
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Jojo fans look at a similar hat and think”wooooooaaawh same character”

signal bay
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oof

kind owlBOT
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@signal bay, Your Hamon Rank is now level 2 !

night moon
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what abt yasuho?

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and joshu

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and mitsuba

minor ore
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Neither were direct wounds

burnt quiver
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?

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how do you define direct

night moon
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joshu literally attacked tooru and got his finger cut off

burnt quiver
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what constitutes a "direct" attack

minor ore
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I'm talking direct calamity hits

Jobin had the straw

Josuke had the guy's arm put a hole in his chest

Rai had the brain and chest hole

Kei had the cane

Norisuke had his veins bubbled

burnt quiver
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??

minor ore
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Mitsuba got a little water on her

burnt quiver
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that was jobin?

olive bobcat
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nori was from jobin

burnt quiver
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that wasnt the calamity

minor ore
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Calamity influenced it

lethal jasper
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jobin kiled nori

kind owlBOT
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@lethal jasper, Your Hamon Rank is now level 8 !

night moon
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tf are you talking about bruh

lethal jasper
near cedar
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people who unironically think that are insane

minor ore
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Calamity sent the attack in the wall that showed the fruit, which led to Jobin killing Norisuke

kind owlBOT
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@hard meteor, Your Hamon Rank is now level 9 !

night moon
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and also how do those qualify as direct hits but the others don;t lol

signal bay
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lmfao

minor ore
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Yasuho wasn't calamity

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she didn't see the HD until after she was in the toilet

night moon
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what abt joshu

minor ore
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Joshu never saw him

lethal jasper
minor ore
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until just now

lethal jasper
night moon
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joshu literally fucking attacked tooru with the intent to attack tooru

minor ore
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and got hit by the leaf

night moon
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the hell are you on about

minor ore
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my point is no one has survived a donut moment from calamity

burnt quiver
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bro no offense but i think u need to reread the last few chaps lol

minor ore
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I don't see them coming back

lethal jasper
minor ore
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I just did yesterday

night moon
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and mitsuba's was a 'direct attack' by your standards

burnt quiver
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ok well u didnt say a "donut moment" initially

minor ore
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I meant to say a sort of final attack

Norisuke, Jobin, Rai, and Kei have had final attacks

night moon
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but also rai has already survived one of these

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and josuke did too

minor ore
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Josuke had a hole in his chest and was only saved by Holly

night moon
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oh yea i forgot you were including josuke

minor ore
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and since the New Locacaca is gone

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I don't see them being saved

near cedar
night moon
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it's not gone tho lol

near cedar
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Also

minor ore
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the medicine, not the fruit

near cedar
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A bunch of little ones growing

night moon
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also we still haven't had anyone explicitly 'die' from the head doctor's 'main attack'

burnt quiver
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ehhhh

night moon
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and also the medicine isn't gone he just destroyed the bottles

near cedar
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That medecine is not new Rokakaka

minor ore
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I thought that's what it said on the vial

near cedar
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Nope

night moon
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nah

minor ore
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I understand the fruit is separate

near cedar
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That's the old "better but it can still kill you" one

night moon
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also if you think abt the guy who got a sample of the fruit from josuke he was able to heal his wound with just a cut on the finger and some juice

near cedar
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The new one cannot kill you and the exchange is perfect iirc

night moon
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so i fr think that them landing directly on the destroyed bottles have merit

burnt quiver
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do you think yasuho will die?

minor ore
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no

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she narrated the opening

night moon
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the whole gang is gonna come back w badass rock human parts

burnt quiver
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that doesnt mean anything

night moon
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also since a character explicitly said that she will die and araki is araki she definitely wont

hard meteor
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Yasuho probably not

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Mitsubas a hard possibly

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Kei,nori,rai already dead

burnt quiver
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mitsuba is safe i think

near cedar
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No

burnt quiver
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kei had no need to die

hard meteor
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She was next after yasuho I think

near cedar
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Kill Mitsuba!

minor ore
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Johnny narrated SBR's opening

Yasuho narrated JJL's opening

night moon
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norisuke isnt confirmed dead either

minor ore
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she'll survive

burnt quiver
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kei dying is araki's lamest move in years imo

near cedar
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Kei dying no
Kei dying for basically nothing yes

minor ore
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Kei is legitimately the worst death in the entire series because it feels so worthless

signal bay
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facts

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she died here for nothing

minor ore
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the only one I consider equal is Weather Report

near cedar
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I'd be fine with her dying, but as long as she DOES SOMETHING

minor ore
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because he just dies for no reason

signal bay
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like imagine being introduced to die

night moon
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she brought da phone to josuke

zenith urchin
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she had such a cool stand aswell, wish we got to see more

lethal jasper
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phone

near cedar
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FUCK the phone

hard meteor
near cedar
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The phone does nothing

hard meteor
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Also keis death was fucking awful

night moon
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now he can talk to my girl yasuho

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thats where its at

near cedar
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Cool so what

burnt quiver
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i love how the phone was literally just used to tell josuke something he already knows

near cedar
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He was gonna kill the stand as soon as he found a way how

minor ore
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I don't see Norisuke coming back and I see Tsurugi doing something screwy because we see his Paper Moon King in the flashforward

near cedar
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He said he intended to end that stand in that room

signal bay
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he knew tooru was the stand user?

near cedar
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Doesn't matter

burnt quiver
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nah he knew yasuho was in danger

near cedar
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If he kills WOU Tooru dies

zenith urchin
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it does kinda matter

near cedar
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Knowing who the user is is useless

burnt quiver
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tooru being the stand user meant nothing

night moon
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i mean he didnt know that a) the user is tooru b) tooru is at the higashikata estate c) tooru has been impersonating the head doctor the entire time d) tooru has been stalking yasuho for a long time

kind owlBOT
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@night moon, Your Hamon Rank is now level 7 !

near cedar
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No it does not he can't get to Tooru

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Tooru is leaving

night moon
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all things that he immediately learned from the phone

formal bone
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hot take: joshu has 0 likeability and sucks big time

night moon
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cold ass take

near cedar
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He has the plant. He will leave. And never be seen again.

night moon
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but yeah

zenith urchin
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bruh knowing who the user is was pretty usefull to know

near cedar
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That's his plan

burnt quiver
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ok ill take a step back

near cedar
signal bay
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still waiting for his redemption arc

burnt quiver
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thats probably not useless info

near cedar
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it is

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He can't use that info

zenith urchin
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how is it useless?

night moon
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there is no joshu redemption arc

burnt quiver
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but i dont understand why it had to be given to him NOW

hard meteor
burnt quiver
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because araki portrayed it as like insanely urgent message type shit

night moon
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fuck joshu

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also kei did actual damage to the HD which freaked him out enough to flee so that's worth something

burnt quiver
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and granted it is somewhat urgent, but not "sacrifice your life to get the message across" urgent

night moon
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ehhh it's just kei

near cedar
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By the time he gets to where Tooru is, Yasuho and Joshu die and Tooru leaves forever never to be seen again, if he does not kill WOU now, Tooru will escape, Josuke will never see Tooru again. because either he will kill him. or Tooru will get away there is no he can get there in time there is no time left @zenith urchin @burnt quiver

burnt quiver
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i cant think of a way that josuke would be able to immediately use that information now

night moon
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better characters have died for less in jojo

zenith urchin
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kei dying was kind of pointless i agree but i think youre being overly salty about it. jojo is full of wasted characters like kei

burnt quiver
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@night moon man i do not care

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LOL

night moon
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sad!

burnt quiver
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like i know shes an underused character im not sad shes not getting more usage

near cedar
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You think i'm not salty about other wasted characters lmfao?

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Ofc i am

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Those are usually the characters i actually like and think are cool

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fucking Sandman!

burnt quiver
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the main thing im upset about is that if holly does get healed shes gonna wake up and now both of her kids are dead

night moon
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i mean she still considers josuke her kid

hard meteor
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Yeah sad stuff

zenith urchin
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holly has been put through some shit thats not so cash money for her

near cedar
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Was there a map of Morioh with all the currently important locations lately?

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Like with the hospital and the estate both on it?

burnt quiver
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@night moon i realize that came across as super douchey on my part, my bad lol

hard meteor
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I really do feel bad for holly imagine having your daughter take care of you only for her to die and less then 7 minutes later

night moon
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should be at the beginning of vol 25

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gimme a sec

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or 24 rather

zenith urchin
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imagine if the wall eyes were called the small eyes, that would be kind of funny i think

kind owlBOT
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@zenith urchin, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

zenith urchin
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thanks

burnt quiver
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do you guys think the battle reaches its conclusion in the hospital

olive bobcat
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thanks garfield

night moon
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most recent one

olive bobcat
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wall eyes arent real

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josuke isnt real

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only joshu

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and iwasuke

near cedar
zenith urchin
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and the small eyes

near cedar
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So yea knowing who Tooru is, useless can't get to him in time

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Josuke is at 6 Tooru is at 3

night moon
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remember when the volume scans dropped and confirmed jobin died and everyone was crying abt it

zenith urchin
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yeah, his death was alot worse than kei's was i think. so much could of still happened with his character

olive bobcat
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so jobin is 100% dead

night moon
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yeah

zenith urchin
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SAD!

olive bobcat
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then why is speed king on the vol. 25 spine?

minor ore
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the spinearts are one volume behind

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actually no they aren't

near cedar
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Also Jobin had what he wanted the Rokaka and like a bunch of other JoJo villains he is defeated/killed as he has what he wanted in his hands

minor ore
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I don't know why he's there since he's not related to the chapters at all

burnt quiver
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wait volume scans

kind owlBOT
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@burnt quiver, Your Hamon Rank is now level 5 !

burnt quiver
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wdym

night moon
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Araki does a “catch up” thing at the beginning of every volume

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where he summarizes the recent stuff that’s happened

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and in the most recent one it says that tooru killed jobin

burnt quiver
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damn

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not surprising but crazy that its been formally confirmed

odd lark
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Who summoned me

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Fuck

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Guess my gut was wrong

lethal jasper
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so about the clown pfp

heavy ledge
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no corpse. he is alive

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im starting to dislike holy

near cedar
heavy ledge
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jobin

junior coral
#

Not a corpse yet

#

At that point all he did was fall to the ground

#

Then it’s later confirmed by Joshu and Tooru that he’s dead

#

But yet we do not see his body...

minor ore
#

didnt see Hot Pants' body

heavy ledge
#

spaghetti rai lived

near cedar
#

He's also fuckin dead

junior coral
#

There’s a reason for that tho

#

The Rai thing

heavy ledge
#

josuke with a lot of holes lived

junior coral
#

He’s made of tape or whatever so he’s just unraveling

#

I mean, now he’s definitely dead

#

Hole in the brain + gut

#

Can’t really fix that

heavy ledge
#

no corpse, he alive

dusty kindle
#

Rai refuses to die tf

near cedar
#

...

#

We see his corpse

#

And also

junior coral
#

Rai’s ghost also talked to gapward all last chapter soooo

near cedar
#

Rai unraveled during ozon baby cuz he was expecting the thing that almost killed him iirc

heavy ledge
#

gapward

#

idc jobin alive

junior coral
#

Jobin is alive

near cedar
junior coral
#

Actual facts

heavy ledge
#

lets go back to the point where i dislike holy

near cedar
#

what is wrong with Holly

heavy ledge
#

everything is wrong with her

near cedar
#

that tells me nothing

heavy ledge
#

is sus

#

very sus

inland oyster
#

what's sus is the death count so far

heavy ledge
#

thanks to holy both of her children are dead beacuse she made the goddamn lab

inland oyster
#

is rai really gonna die without an explanation for him knowing the spin

heavy ledge
#

is sus

dusty kindle
#

plot twist: Jobin is actually the friends we made along the way

hard meteor
#

Or his ghost will tell him

near cedar
#

Didn't she start researching the fruit cuz the Rock humans were doing sus shit

heavy ledge
#

she was doing sus shit and failed

#

i think her disease was caused by herself

minor ore
#

at least imo

near cedar
#

god i hope ur wrong

#

cuz that

#

mmmm sounds so dumb

#

Okay maybe if there was an explenation

#

But there's nothing

minor ore
#

oh man they do tho

#

Im looking now

near cedar
#

Ho?

minor ore
#

Young Ceaser and young Rai have the same kid hair

near cedar
#

hmmm

#

interesting

#

any other stuff?

minor ore
#

doesnt really mean anything

gritty thicket
#

imagine spinning a bubble and curing someones unknown and deadly disease

faint rivet
#

Jojolion

sudden nymph
#

Jojolion

faint rivet
#

No way

upper knoll
#

s&w comin in with da shovel

near cedar
upper knoll
#

its a very powerful image

sudden nymph
hard meteor
#

Another W for josu bros

sudden nymph
#

Is it because the calamity transferred to Kei?

sudden nymph
hard meteor
#

True

sudden nymph
#

So the reason Joshu didn’t end up hitting Yasuho is because the calamity transferred to Kei? Huh, neat.

minor ore
#

now its on joshu

#

so it should hit him

#

the plane door

inland oyster
#

Fuck it, I am fully expecting Joshu to get killed by the plane door

#

At this point, I think the deaths are being used for something

hard meteor
#

Y’all still capping on this plane door

#

If it’s gonna hit someone it’s gonna be tooru

inland oyster
#

metal you gotta listen, this isn't bout my disdain for joshu

#

these deaths are wild. Kei/Rai/Jobin will within a single arc, those 3 have some loose ends. Flash forward isn't consistent with Joshu's injuries, the family acting non-chalant.

#

something bouta happen

#

Joshu dying would cement what I have in-mind

hard meteor
#

True characters dropping like flys rn,something could happen but it probably would’nt be fatal

#

Still got no clue wtfs happening in the flashforward

inland oyster
#

well I mean both Yasuho/Joshu getting hit by the plane door would cement what I have in-mind

bleak heron
#

3

inland oyster
#

something aint right

hard meteor
#

True true

inland oyster
#

Araki's going to kill a bunch of the characters to fuck with the audience later on with some sort of BTD twist.

near cedar
#

maybe

sudden nymph
near cedar
#

Something to do with Tsurugi mayhap

inland oyster
#

nah if joshu was gonna die this'd be the perfect time

#

what if the spin colliding with the calamity is causing all this

#

🤔

near cedar
#

how so

bleak heron
kind owlBOT
#

@bleak heron, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

inland oyster
#

idk

sudden nymph
inland oyster
#

nah i mean causing what's happening in the flash forward

sudden nymph
#

So you think Joshu is going to die and then everyone comes back to life?

inland oyster
#

I think Joshu/Yasuho are going to get killed by the plane door and some wild wacky thing is going to happen as a reaction to those deaths

#

Idk if it's a fakeout/bringing them all back/whatever but something's gonna happen

sudden nymph
#

I think it would make more since for Yasuho to cause the reaction

kind owlBOT
#

@sudden nymph, Your Hamon Rank is now level 11 !

inland oyster
#

Also like, take a look at the higashikata house in the flash forward

#

None of the damage from the WOU arc is visible in the house

near cedar
#

doesn't have a massive hole in it

sudden nymph
#

There was a hole?

near cedar
#

There is a hole in the house ain't there?

#

Or am i losing it?

inland oyster
#

hole?

near cedar
#

nope i imagined something nvm

inland oyster
#

anyways I gotta check and compare cuz if none of the damage is consistent. Something is wrong

near cedar
#

None of the rooms are messed up with shit all over the floor

#

and no blood anywhere

inland oyster
#

to be confident about that i gotta make sure the same rooms are fine

near cedar
#

There that is something that i am certain of is in the house in the WoU arc

sudden nymph
inland oyster
#

if I were to make a dumb guess.
Probably some stand ability that messes with the way the events went as they did.
Yasuho/Mitsuba/Jobin are missing from the flash-forward, house is fine, Joshu doesn't have any of his injuries.

sudden nymph
#

Wonder of u: crazy train maybe?

inland oyster
#

if crazy train was real WOU would've already won

hard meteor
#

Yeah he would’nt be panicking

inland oyster
#

Nah it's gotta be unintentional if the events are this fucked.

hard meteor
#

This is something else

sudden nymph
inland oyster
#

tooru has no reason to use the fruit doe, he's trying to harvest it

near cedar
#

More accuratly

#

He is trying to take the fruit tree

inland oyster
#

samething

sudden nymph
near cedar
#

not saying it'll happen

inland oyster
#

Also something to mention.
Even if Joshu somehow heals his wounds, his clothes are clean in the flash forward.

near cedar
#

But there is 1 single reason Tooru would use the fruit on himself

sudden nymph
#

Maybe you can damage Tooru while the spin bubble is attacking him

inland oyster
#

idk about that but all I know is that something unexpected is bound to happen and something about these deaths is going to change

near cedar
#

and that would be WoU getting shot by Josuke and the plane door hitting him but not injuring him fatally

inland oyster
#

Joshu/Yasuho getting killed by the plane door would make what I'm saying plausible

#

so I'm hoping that happens

#

wild shit on god

bleak heron
olive bobcat
#

WoU for the last 20 chapters*

inland oyster
#

Yeah and another wild thing I'm going to suggest

sudden nymph
inland oyster
#

Tooru is going to get killed before the flash forward.

#

Reason I'm saying this is because Joshu saw him directly but he's not being hit by any calamity in the flash forward.

olive bobcat
#

its honestly not out of the question that tooru gets killed in like the next 2 chapters

inland oyster
#

Yeah but i got like new evidence i promise

near cedar
#

Consider the following

inland oyster
#

trying to fit this shit into some sort of timeline y'know

near cedar
#

The flashforward has to do with Katto's comeback

#

Somehow

inland oyster
#

maybe

hard meteor
#

👀

olive bobcat
#

kaato storing alternate timelines in her cards rn

sudden nymph
#

I mean maybe her stand sends stuff to different dimensions

bleak heron
inland oyster
#

I'll try and make a timeline for the events and see if any of my rambling can hold up

sudden nymph
hard meteor
#

Mhm placing/storing objects in between two things

sudden nymph
#

Or maybe she makes her own dimensions to store stuff

#

And can control anything that happens in there

olive bobcat
#

i think its just enigma 2

sudden nymph
#

What if the entirety of wonder of u is taking place inside one of Caato’s alternate dimensions (if my theory about her stand is true)

hard meteor
#

Wonder how tsurugis involved with all this

faint rivet
#

Joliojon

sudden nymph
#

Jojolion

hard meteor
#

jojolion

bleak heron
#

jojolion

olive bobcat
#

jolijoon

sudden nymph
#

Mystery man is a noruskie x Jobin fusion I’m calling it now

olive bobcat
#

oh boy, stand wil be called King King, epic

near cedar
#

who's

sudden nymph
#

King Speed nothing

sudden nymph
#

Besides the finger

near cedar
#

The hand ???

#

His hand is still fucked

sudden nymph
#

That’s not really a injury to be fair

#

All of the injuries from the exchange are just gone

bleak heron
barren bough
wet anvil
#

is there like a general time when jojolion will end im just curious

#

its been 10 yrs with 100 some chaps and like extra one shots

#

so i was just curious

#

do we have a general end date?

loud lintel
#

Nope

#

But its ending is coming soon apparently

wet anvil
#

i mean im only on chapter 47 ish so i have plenty to read

#

oh damn

#

do we have any idea what the next part will be like

loud lintel
#

No idea

wet anvil
#

oh man 🥲

loud lintel
#

Maybe when the end comes we will take a glimpse

wet anvil
#

oh alr

frozen charm
#

When will iwasuke return

junior coral
#

Since Araki said JoJolion is in its "final stage," I'm assuming he means the final arc or something (probably after The Wonder of You)

#

I mean it's pretty hard to deny that TWoY is the climax lol

#

I'm guestimating around 20-25 chapters more maybe

#

2 years top

frozen charm
#

Dont forget the one shot about iwasuke

faint rivet
#

Iwasuke light novel

#

Thus Spoke Higashikata Iwasuke

frozen charm
#

Higashikata iwasuke feedback

faint rivet
#

Ngl a spinoff series about the higashikata family's daily life would actually be pretty cool

junior coral
#

Nijimura Kei Does Not ||Live||

frozen charm
#

Iwasuke higashikata over heaven

faint rivet
#

I mean in sure it will never be very fun after the events that are happening now

#

But enjoyable nonetheless

frozen charm
#

It takes place in 2010

faint rivet
#

Araki if you're reading this

#

Make it happen

frozen charm
#

@araki

#

Why are there no youtube videos about iwasuke

#

Iwasuke MMV when???

#

Iwasuke eyecatch when!!!!

faint rivet
#

Iwasuke fancam

frozen charm
#

Iwasuke anime

kind owlBOT
#

@frozen charm, Your Hamon Rank is now level 9 !

frozen charm
#

Iwasuke part 9 cameo

faint rivet
#

I wonder how iwasuke will look in the anime

frozen charm
#

Iwasuke is probably going to be removed

#

Retconed

#

For being too powerful

foggy gulch
#

everyone really thought joshu was acting on his own when he attacked yasuho

near cedar
#

I mean

#

It's Joshu

lethal jasper
#

mhm

foggy gulch
#

still was unexpected and didnt make sense if you thought about it

near cedar
#

Joshu's whole character is being a fucking asshole

cunning vapor
#

josefumi

#

is the best character ever

#

actual machine

wide ibex
#

is the ozon baby arc colored yet

hard meteor
#

It is but not translated yet

heavy ledge
#

thanks

summer nova
#

YO I JUST READ THE CHAPTER AND WTF IS UP WITH THOSE STRINGS

heavy ledge
#

those strings that appeared in chapter 70?

frozen charm
#

Por n

#

:trolfaece:

summer nova
#

it has been known that the bubbles are spinning strings for quite a while now

#

but it has been further emphasized in this chapter that there's a second supernatural component to it as well

#

some sort of ability that transcends the flow of spacetime

heavy ledge
#

so what about them

summer nova
#

that's my question, my friend

#

what is up with that ability

heavy ledge
#

im stupid be patient

summer nova
#

but it's fun to theorize on the possibilities

heavy ledge
#

uhhh nothing its just the bubbles are formed by small cords vibrating at high speed

summer nova
#

no there has to be something

heavy ledge
#

but nothing else is known about those

summer nova
#

this chapter confirmed it

heavy ledge
#

its just what rai said

summer nova
#

yes there's something in those bubbles that do not obey the physical laws

#

or at least, the conventional ones

heavy ledge
#

maybe he can control gravity as gyro said

summer nova
#

i don't think that really solves the issue tho

#

bc it seems to transcend the causal flow that WoU sets for that universe

#

there is for example the theory that this ability will tie into string theory

#

my guess is that it's related to the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics

#

and that the spinning strings perhaps allude to the quantum spin

minor ore
#

!!!!!

#

the attack gets redirected

heavy ledge
#

id realy like to keep up with the string theory but i know nothing about it or anything at all

kind owlBOT
#

@heavy ledge, Your Hamon Rank is now level 7 !

signal mural
#

Can Soft and Wet plunder injuries from someone?

hard meteor
#

Unknown

frozen charm
#

Can soft and wet plunder your under

#

Wear

sudden nymph
#

Yes

#

Absolutely

minor ore
#

GAMERS

#

SJOHU ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING THIS CHAPTER

#

AS A JOSHU FAN ID LIKE TO THANK JOSHU MY JOSHU AND MY JOSHU

hard meteor
#

Another Joshu W

spring wharf
#

so uh

#

walking heart is a stand

#

does it still exist

hard meteor
#

Yeah

#

Just unused

sudden nymph
#

Walking heart is dumb

#

Ngl

#

Probably the worst stand ability wise this part for creativity

hoary sun
#

mmm, idk, heel blades is always cool imo

#

i can see tooru getting calamity redirected at him where he gets multiple attacks at once. just so some of the other higashikatas can have a hit in on him for funsies.

heavy ledge
cunning vapor
#

yo where i can read 71+ colored

#

or should i just read the mono

pulsar zephyr
#

Well...

#

Hold on

#

Josuke’s bubbles can take stuff away when they pop

#

So what if... they do heal

#

They take away pain or they take away wounds

#

Actually speaking of that... couldn’t Josuke just use his bubbles to take away someone’s heart and leave them dead on the spot?

#

Instead of being tricky by taking away friction or eyesight and stuff

night moon
#

j

#

ojolion

tired narwhal
#

Jojolion should be called Dumblion,i think it will be fun

minor ore
marsh plover
gritty thicket
#

Gappy drip

kind owlBOT
#

@gritty thicket, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

hoary bear
#

Lmao

inland oyster
#

Tsurugi being a weirdo

hoary bear
#

Tsurugi is gonna end up on a list

elfin tangle
sudden nymph
inland oyster
#

It would be really dumb lol

sudden nymph
#

I would like it

lethal jasper
#

yeah

gritty widget
lethal jasper
#

dobah

lost slate
#

I really can't wait for next month's chapter

junior coral
#

The most powerful Stand in this entire part

#

waiting for an elavator

dusty kindle
#

What if Araki ends Jojo with "To Be Continued"

junior coral
#

You mean if he ends JoJolion with TBC

#

cause he probably won't

lethal jasper
#

next chapter hes boutta beat tooru it says TBC he has a 2 year hiatus

stark fossil
#

Could the "things not of this world" be parallel universe equivalents of whatever the bubbles touch? And they destroy each other

#

Don't actually like the idea but that's how it seemed to me

sudden nymph
#

Maybe

#

I mean spin can do crazy stuff

stark fossil
#

I guess if you can spin a cord at infinite speed, then it basically completely surrounds whatever is inside the spinning cord

#

Which is enough to move things between dimensions

hard meteor
#

Spin better not be the reason he can remove both curses that be heavy bs

olive bobcat
#

yasuhos mom gets so mad at her video games that she comes over and kills tooru out of pure rage

#

thats how it ends

sudden nymph
light swift
#

Well spin was able to break through love train so the doc is fucked

#

But we’ll see in the later chapters

hollow epoch
#

I can finally talk here

lethal jasper
#

you are going to get spoiled

hollow epoch
#

Probably

lethal jasper
#

beware

faint rivet
#

I die in chapter 105

lethal jasper
#

wrong one

hoary bear
#

Lol

kind owlBOT
#

@hoary bear, Your Hamon Rank is now level 5 !

faint rivet
#

Terry Crews

#

Still the wrong one?

lethal jasper
olive bobcat
#

when the

hoary bear
#

Lmao

faint rivet
#

No way

hoary bear
#

I remember that chapter

lethal jasper
#

remember this chapter

faint rivet
#

That was one of the first ones right

#

That's the bathtub lady

lethal jasper
#

I think

near cedar
#

Yes

#

Correct

hoary bear
#

Shakedown road

#

I think

olive bobcat
#

yo the kid with the hat wild

near cedar
faint rivet
#

Nah it was during or after Fun Fun Fun

near cedar
#

It's bathtub woman

hoary bear
#

Oh yeah

#

From the apartment

#

That was one of the first chapters

junior coral
#

Fun Fun Fun

near cedar
#

This was after Fun Fun fun got q beat down

faint rivet
#

She will make another appearance

#

She is the main villain

junior coral
#

She is the main villain

hoary bear
#

Lol

olive bobcat
#

her and yasuhos mom team up im calling it

lethal jasper
#

chapter 6

#

is when it happens

faint rivet
#

Why not 7

olive bobcat
#

why not 5

junior coral
#

why not 4

faint rivet
#

why not 105

hoary bear
#

Why not 0?

hard meteor
#

Why not -1

faint rivet
#

Jojo lion chapter 2.5

olive bobcat
#

why not part 7

hoary bear
#

Why not sword art online chapter 16.5

faint rivet
#

No

night moon
faint rivet
#

YOOOOO

olive bobcat
#

why not F.R.I.E.N.D.S. season 2 episode e

hoary bear
faint rivet
#

locacaca Zdisappointtroll

night moon
#

thank you dogpark for supplying me with banger jojolion memes

faint rivet
#

Toru is not looser youstfu

olive bobcat
#

no way, tooru in minecraft?!

sudden nymph
night moon
#

the guy who does the chapter translations made this lmao

olive bobcat
#

is jojolion real?

faint rivet
#

No

night moon
#

i doubt it

faint rivet
#

Never was

sudden nymph
#

Joshu is real though

olive bobcat
#

ok just checking

near cedar
#

Take ur meds

faint rivet
#

You are not real

#

None of us are

lethal jasper
night moon
#

i am going to bash joshu's head in with a rock

olive bobcat
#

joshu isnt real?

lethal jasper
#

WoU drip

olive bobcat
#

😢

near cedar
#

In the Matrix we are

hard meteor
#

Imagine being a joshu hater

near cedar
#

Real we are not

#

Mmm yes

olive bobcat
#

run over kids in my 2001 honda civic, i must

near cedar
#

XD

night moon
#

every time someone likes joshu as a character another incel spawns into the world

sudden nymph
faint rivet
hard meteor
#

Truuuuue

olive bobcat
#

joshu is a perfect being

near cedar
lethal jasper
hard meteor
hoary bear
near cedar
#

Joshu is Diego's son

#

I'm calling it

olive bobcat
#

hes a great character and a shit person

near cedar
#

probably don't need to say that is a joke right?

faint rivet
#

Wait it was a joke

#

I tas totally with you on that theory

lethal jasper
#

same

hoary bear
faint rivet
#

Joshu is

sudden nymph
#

Joshu is a amazing character

hoary bear
#

Joshu

sudden nymph
#

Joshu

olive bobcat
junior coral
#

JoJo

faint rivet
#

Lion

sudden nymph
hard meteor
#

That give me an idea

light swift
#

Well

hard meteor
#

Remember how jumping jack flash could shoot nuts and bolts out of its wrists

olive bobcat
#

ye

light swift
#

His stand involves spinning

hard meteor
#

Imagine that with joshu

olive bobcat
#

centrifugal force not spin

#

or centripital

#

one of the 2

sudden nymph
light swift
#

Nut king evolves ans his bolts get replaced with screws

olive bobcat
#

soft and wet devolves

#

just becomes bubble launcher

hoary bear
#

Always has been

hard meteor
sudden nymph
#

Nut king call with the infinite spin would be so op

#

He could just unscrew reality or something

night moon
#

what the fuck is a nut king call

olive bobcat
#

have you read jojolion

sudden nymph
#

It’s a reference to nat king cole

summer nova
#

@night moon bro leave this channel ur gonna get spoiled

lethal jasper
#

lmao

light swift
#

You see

#

In part 8

#

Jotaro and jolyne get married

lethal jasper
#

he did it

night moon
#

ive read all of jojolion and have no idea what you're talking about

summer nova
#

nut king call requiem would be able to disassemble spacetime geometry

kind owlBOT
#

@summer nova, Your Hamon Rank is now level 4 !

light swift
#

You have never heard of nut king call

#

????

junior coral
#

bruh

summer nova
#

stop speedreading

light swift
#

Yeah

junior coral
#

DUDE FORGOT JOSHU'S STAND

#

LMAOOOOO

light swift
#

It's joshus stand

night moon
#

who?

junior coral
#

troll

#

move on

olive bobcat
#

nut king call requiem can unscrew things from the material plane

light swift
#

Bruh

sudden nymph
junior coral
#

no

#

I'm my own lap dog

#

woof woof

sudden nymph
#

That’s a weird relationship

night moon
#

god i cant get over how good tooru is in this chapter

#

cdvi

#

every time he moves or speaks im like

#

:)))

junior coral
#

Who's Tooru

stark fossil
#

The main JoJo

kind owlBOT
#

@stark fossil, Your Hamon Rank is now level 1 !

hard meteor
#

What’s a tooru

stark fossil
#

His Stand lets him beg people to avoid channels that spoil Parts they haven't read yet

#

@night moon when he got hit in the previous chapter I felt a twinge of sympathy. When he walked towards Yasuho in this chapter I got shook. By the end of next chapter I'll probably be a full time stan

night moon
#

real ones develop a crush on the main villain while reading

stark fossil
#

Past Yasuho had better taste than current Yasuho tbh

night moon
#

i mean

#

josuke kinda fine too

#

but like when tooru starts monologuing i cling to every word

stark fossil
#

😳 yeah but hair always covered by hat < hair is hat

night moon
#

that aint hair on tooru tho

stark fossil
#

Wat

olive bobcat
#

gappy has a massive bald spot

stark fossil
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Is it just a

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Growth

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I hope we get to see a crystalline rock human before this is over. Just for maximum cool

sudden nymph
minor ore
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ok

night moon
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when he like

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gets clipped in the head by rai

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his hat is gone and shit and his head is bleeding

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but the blood comes from beneath the thing on his head on the stand user