The arrows dont seem like they have too much power. Like they help but who knows
#jojolion
tawdry totem
ocean mirage
she did use it to push yasuho down the toilet
and she put an arrow in yasuho's hand
in the dr wu fight
tawdry totem
My point is i dont think she can just put a bunch of arrows around her and deflect the calamity
ocean mirage
she has like 3
tawdry totem
It almost definitely is meant to work on normal objects following a normal set of (ie., not calamity)
i thought she actually had more than 3
ocean mirage
her name came up when WoU was talking about who's gonna die next
tawdry totem
O shit youre right
IDK seems too easy almost for calamity to beat out awakening 3 leaves
tawdry totem
have the battery in her cellphone break, make her trip and fall out of the circle of arrows, etc
normally that would sound like an asspull but keep in mind theyre implying calamity can make debris fall off a plane just to kill someone
it's basically Final Destination logic at this point
ocean mirage
that's some final destination shit
i think the whole plane gonna fall on them
like it has to be more elaborate
araki wouldn't be satisfied if it's only a door
minor ore
@ocean mirage but we saw just the door
It's just the door
Because the plane is landing
tawdry totem
Either way im looking forward to the sequal to Kira Ambulance
kind owlBOT
@tawdry totem, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !
ocean mirage
yeah but what if the door is trying to throw us off
minor ore
It's not
The door is the calamity
It's coming towards Yasuho
And it's enough force to crush a human like an ant under a boot
tawdry totem
I could see the bubbles affecting the flow of calamity
minor ore
Yes
tawdry totem
Tooru isn't very far from Yasuho so it very likely will redirect to him
minor ore
That's what we were talking about yesterday
Josuke redirects calamity with the spin
Resulting in the door crushing tooru
tawdry totem
The cynic in me says its gonna be more complicated than that
Love train was also almost unstoppable until they figured out how to beat valentine, and it still took a long time
Keep in mind that Born this Way's freezing effects might only be working because Kei is pursuing Josuke and not the doctor.
If Kei reaches Josuke and sees what's going on, she'll know WoU is the enemy and get caught in the calamity.
But like I was saying earlier, im not really sure if you can even call what born this way does "pursuing"
anyway i gotta sleep, later
white beacon
Doesn't born this way activate if the person it's locked on to opens something?
WoU opened the cabinet
And btw attacked wou
sudden nymph
Does anyone know if there is a censored version of fun fun fun my friend who is watching jojo wants to read the manga when he is done with part 5 but he is Christian and is uncomfortable with full frontal nudity
If one doesn’t exist I can do a bad censor
inland oyster
There isn’t one that exists
sudden nymph
Ok I’ll just take a screenshot of them and cover it with black
patent merlin
Does he bathe?
sudden nymph
No, that one girl is naked
sudden nymph
Ok let me rephrase it he is uncomfortable with seeing the nudity of others
patent merlin
Oooh ok
faint rivet
I mean the series is now a seinen series, so I mean they could be shown
I think the most likely thing to happen is that the shots will be made in a way that cover the boobs and... Other stuff
sudden nymph
Or they could do the classic shadowing it in route
Anyways take this true statement
minor ore
No I'm not
I have curly hair that grows into a semi afro
Way cooler that
"the barber died on the bowl cut"
Nah bro youre just jealous of how beautiful joshu is
sudden nymph
In all seriousness isn’t his haircut a medical thing like he can’t physically grow hair anywhere but there
minor ore
No i don't think that's the case
heavy ledge
Why would be nipples an issue in anime
minor ore
Idk
heavy ledge
Its just nipples
sudden nymph
Anyways I got used to Joshu’s haircut on him specifically. On anyone else it would cause a nuclear apocalypse
minor ore
Jotaro with joshu haircut
junior coral
??
minor ore
What
junior coral
Superfly is an automatic stand
heavy ledge
And wou
heavy ledge
Sad hours
minor ore
bro so heres what i thinks gonna happen joshus gonna call up the sbr version of antonio and find a sample of yasouhos poop and enlargenit with th rokkaka and there gonna bake a 5 star dessert
hard meteor
viral plume
I dont want to see that after what fucking Question said
sudden nymph
bro so heres what i thinks gonna happen joshus gonna call up the sbr version of ...
How did you come up with this and can you not
sudden nymph
Ok that’s better
minor ore
@sudden nymph i can predict the future
epitaph is my stand
boyo
my theory shall be right
my brain is going brrrr with dopamine
frozen charm
Joeben
viral plume
Thats not epitath bro, thats fucking epitath on mega ultra steroids, that shit is looking months in the future
minor ore
after the wou fight everything turns back to normal
except joshu killed yasho and took the poop for the final banquet
sudden nymph
Will Wonder of U: CRAZY TRAIN happen?
sudden nymph
@minor ore why won’t you answer my question
Also Nut king call is the third best stand in jojo lion in terms of power and that’s a fact
frozen charm
Nah
minor ore
I agree with my alt account
Ranking in terms of power imo
- Wonder of u
- Soft and wet
- Nut king call
- Blue Hawaii
- Born this way
- Doobie wah
And who cares about the others
olive bobcat
I will not tolerate this disrespect towards doobie wah
minor ore
I will not tolerate this disrespect towards doobie wah
Are you happy now
olive bobcat
Yes much better
frozen charm
Yea
That ranking makes sense
But it's alot easier to beat born this way than doobie wah
I guess you could consider born this way more powerful
minor ore
How does doobie wah activate?
olive bobcat
Contact with person
minor ore
Ok I’ll make a new one
Ranking in terms of power imo
- Wonder of u
- Soft and wet
- Nut king call
- Blue Hawaii
- Doobie wah
- Born this way
- Fun fun fun
50.Milgaro man - Schot key No.1
I like this new list
minor ore
Where is milagro man
That’s just the curse or the after affect of the user dying the actual stand just makes money
frozen charm
Like if you spend a minimal amount of money you'll be fine
You could even just shoplift
minor ore
Why is kosuke in this
minor ore
Is he older
minor ore
Ok
frozen charm
Ye he's older
minor ore
It’s his long lost brother
olive bobcat
It's the guy with the same haircut from the flashback in DiU
minor ore
Really
obsidian jacinth
I come here often to see if nate found the jojo lion yet
minor ore
I come here often to see if nate found the jojo lion yet
Nah but are team is close we just got some info that said he could be in China
obsidian jacinth
after losing connection with the norway team the investigation has been slowed down by a lot
minor ore
Yeah but once we got a new team in Norway and Madagascar it’s been going faster
minor ore
We will
There are also reports that the jojo lion might be a species and not just one thing but this information came from a random source so it’s not viable yet
faint rivet
we've found hairs of a possible jojo lion in albania, but the team there has yet to see a specimen, living or dead
obsidian jacinth
give them the best resources that we have this jojo lion is rather extremely dangerous
minor ore
I agree
sudden nymph
I also agree with my alt account
faint rivet
is red giorno actually your alt
knotty rock
I agree with my main account
sudden nymph
is red giorno actually your alt
Yes
This is my main, Red Giorno is my alt I made to torture green Giorno
junior coral
who's blue giorno
knotty rock
you
sudden nymph
I have no idea Nate said it was him once but I think it was a joke
sudden nymph
Ok I have an insane theory about nut king call.
What if the reason Nut king call doesn’t need to touch something to use it’s ability is because it uses an outside force. (like dragons dream) What if the reason it doesn’t need to touch something is because the nut and bolts are already there and nut king call’s real ability is to just to make them visible and manipulate them.
near cedar
Interesting idea
sudden nymph
It’s a crackpot theory I know I just thought it was fun
Really the only evidence this has is that it’s weird that nut king call doesn’t need to touch something when most stands in part 8 require touch or a requirement
For example
Born this way (maybe)
Paper moon king
Speed king
Blue Hawaii
Doobie wah
Fun fun fun
California king bed
Wonder of u
Vitamin c
I am a rock
frozen charm
What if nut king call just throws the nuts and bolts at them
kind chasm
ok
barren bough
Nut King Call is just Arakis manifestation of his love for Banjo and Kazooee: Nuts and Bolts
junior coral
*Nut King Call
primal lintel
Jobin is so alive dude it's crazy
he's dead already
the beetles are eating his corpse
frozen charm
His beetles seal up his wounds
They're being controlled by josukes stag beetles stand
primal lintel
his what
sudden nymph
Joshu also used his nuts and bolts to combine his wounds to fix him
sudden nymph
I was joking
primal lintel
yea ik lmao
sudden nymph
And anyways I think Joshu will do something because if he wasn’t he wouldn’t be here let alone in the final battle. I have a theory he’s going to accidentally help them
primal lintel
naw, he's gonna get shiza'd by the plane door
either him or tooru, i won't complain
sudden nymph
Nah Tooru is
sudden nymph
Joshu is going to accidentally help them I’m calling it now
frozen charm
I'm gonna re read it
primal lintel
Wait didn't Josukes beetle die
yea it did(??)
but jobin's got like
at least fifty
frozen charm
Proof jobin is still alive
Stag beetles are only known weakness
That's why he has so many
To protect him from evil stag beetles
Very cool
willow crystal
🙁
junior coral
Naked WoU
frozen charm
Nakey 
frozen charm
Joshu will die in 29 days
junior coral
that's weird af
heavy ledge
Its not content warning on jojolion bruh
Is ond the char death i have some joshu stans mutuals
inland oyster
Disrespect the joshu stans
No warnings! Joshu is going to die!
This foreshadowing is wild
Has Yasuho said anything about a plane
frozen charm
No
heavy ledge
I dont like seeing pics of yoshikage dying either
heavy ledge
Its some respect for my friends
inland oyster
I hope we get something unexpected instead
inland oyster
Cuz I feel like Araki wasn’t subtle enough with his approach I dunno
Everyone’s predicting Tooru
frozen charm
Joshu gets hit on the head and gets brain damage
junior coral
I know some people like non suit wou better but I don’t see it
I don't know anybody that prefers WoU without his old man costume
heavy ledge
The obvious is tooru, but i hope it doesnt
sudden nymph
I don't know anybody that prefers WoU without his old man costume
I thought ftr did?
junior coral
idk
willow crystal
Jobin is dead
sudden nymph
Ohhhh ok sorry
junior coral
look at him
willow crystal
When Tsurugi said Beetles are Jobin’s weakness Tsurugi meant it was a easy way to get what you want from Jobin
inland oyster
It would be funny if Tooru gets hit with the door but Araki ain’t predictable
sudden nymph
It’s great it’s tied for first in best stand designs for me
willow crystal
Oh shit it’s the admin don’t make any jokes around him
He will mute you for a joke
heavy ledge
Maybe the target is yasuho but joshu sacrifices for her
inland oyster
Jesus, guy. You took one L and now you’re holding an internet grudge, at least acknowledge how pathetic your position is.
Joshu isn’t gonna die
He’s in the flash forward
And he’s fine
junior coral
Tooru is soooo totally dead
inland oyster
Gooood
heavy ledge
He will at some point
inland oyster
at least have him monologue about his motivation Araki
Pleaseeee
Before he gets smashed by a plane door
junior coral
The plane hitting him would parallel the ambulance hitting kira
that would be baller
heavy ledge
Another thing is tsurugi using pmk disguising "joshu" as someone else
I mean someone else as joshu
sudden nymph
If Joshu gets a redemption (which he definitely won’t) it would probably be similar to shigechi’s in that he dies
hard meteor
nah
heavy ledge
That would explain his arm
inland oyster
I don’t see it. Joshu still acts like Joshu
inland oyster
^that too
heavy ledge
Then idk what would explain his arm
willow crystal
Jesus, guy. You took one L and now you’re holding an internet grudge, at least a...
No
junior coral
just take the L
heavy ledge
What L
sudden nymph
Then idk what would explain his arm
I think my theory is pretty good that theory being it’s temporary
hard meteor
maybe it grew back idk
willow crystal
It’s not a L it’s bullshit I got muted for a joke
hard meteor
or he stole toorus
inland oyster
If it’s gonna be unpredictable I imagine it’ll hit someone else in the house
heavy ledge
I think my theory is pretty good that theory being it’s temporary
Send it again i mean tag it
inland oyster
Jobin comes back!!!??!1?1?1
Jobin rushes out of the house and gets smashed by a plane door
junior coral
It’s not a L it’s bullshit I got muted for a joke
cope
heavy ledge
Bros explain
junior coral
damn!
junior coral
i'm being yelled at by an ugly dog in a sailor outfit
inland oyster
He’s mad I muted him for not dropping an argument
But that’s not important
Who’s getting smashed by the plane door next chapter
junior coral
Tooru
sudden nymph
Tooru
heavy ledge
Yasuho
willow crystal
Yasuho
junior coral
if it's Yasuho I might die on the spot
hard meteor
tooru
inland oyster
same
heavy ledge
But as i said maybe joshu saves her (not provoking his desth he just saves her)
sudden nymph
if it's Yasuho I might die on the spot
If Joshu out survived yasuho you would probably blame me and kill me
hard meteor
she'll be aight
heavy ledge
The flow will target kei instead of yasuho and joshu will x turn to normal"
junior coral
joshu can't die (fortunately) because he's in the flash forward
heavy ledge
Thats how yasuho avoids gtting calamitied by the hatch
junior coral
has to be Tooru
sudden nymph
joshu can't die (fortunately) because he's in the flash forward
I feel like Joshu not dying would be the best punishment for him
junior coral
if it doesn't hit anyone there will be death
kind owlBOT
@junior coral, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 27 !
sudden nymph
if it doesn't hit anyone there will be death
It hits iwasuke
inland oyster
Josuke cancels out the calamity somehow and it lands on someone’s backyard
Subversion of expectationsTM
sudden nymph
It hits Cindy who survives and becomes the main villain
willow crystal
Cindy is probably dead
junior coral
who the fuck is cindy
willow crystal
inland oyster
Jobin is probably alive
willow crystal
The bunny
willow crystal
Jobin is probably alive
No he’s dead
willow crystal
Alright brb
heavy ledge
the spine art has nothing to do with these new chapters
damo is in the spine of 13 and he's dead
inland ferry
Joshu will die in 29 days
Trollage countdown
inland oyster
And I’m right
inland oyster
Yes I will
willow crystal
How
hard meteor
hes not dead bro
inland oyster
Because he’s alive
hard meteor
when will ya'll learn
willow crystal
Died of blood loss
olive bobcat
Speed king drives him to hospital where he meets josuke and wonder of u
inland oyster
inland ferry
Mista got shot in the head 3 times
heavy ledge
Speed king drives him to hospital where he meets josuke and wonder of u
i can see this coming
olive bobcat
Let's go I predicted JJL ending
willow crystal
Mista got shot in the head 3 times
Omg but Sex Pistol 5 stopped the Bullets before hitting his vitals leaving only perfectly treatable wounds
inland oyster
If joshu outlives Jobin I’m going to commit a crime
willow crystal
Good
inland oyster
This world isn’t fair
willow crystal
Jobin is dead
willow crystal
This world isn’t fair
Yeah like how muting someone over a joke isn’t fair
hard meteor
neither are dead
sudden nymph
Jobin is dead
junior coral
no no jobin is alive
heavy ledge
we will see in 28 days
willow crystal
Dead
sudden nymph
Jojo characters have survived worse
heavy ledge
at least if you dont pin important things like the pros and cons of josefumis birthmark pin this:
hard meteor
not dead,its a fakeout
willow crystal
Jojo characters have survived worse
No they haven’t
hard meteor
yes they have
sudden nymph
No they haven’t
Strohiem
heavy ledge
if jobin is alive, jobin haters will have to use a clown pfp for 1 month
heavy ledge
if jobin is dead, jobin stans have to
sudden nymph
And?
junior coral
nah man he's on the spine art for Vol 25
hard meteor
polnareff,gyro,mista,hell even josuke with the rain bullets
inland oyster
at least if you dont pin important things like the pros and cons of josefumis bi...
I’m not always on. Could you link the messages about the birthmarks?
I’ll pin it if it’s interesting
heavy ledge
i did none i just suggested but they said they werent pinning messages no more
i have to write them down though
inland oyster
Who did? I’m still pinning stuff
heavy ledge
because i always get dudebros homophobes and antis fucking with me over the star
and i dont have the copy paste
junior coral
huh?
heavy ledge
i do ship art
junior coral
im gonna guess of kira and josefumi right
heavy ledge
yes
junior coral
...
sudden nymph
Jojolion channel:mentions josefumi
Also Jojolion channel: nuclear explosion
junior coral
the birthmark thing thoooooo
heavy ledge
tho what
heavy ledge
do you know if they are related
junior coral
you know
heavy ledge
can you say 100% they are
junior coral
the birthmark legit means they are !
heavy ledge
did you see the tree
junior coral
but go off !
heavy ledge
afaik stone ocear characters have also a star
inland oyster
They’re probably related lol
junior coral
yeah
inland oyster
Yeah
heavy ledge
ok
junior coral
afaik stone ocear characters have also a star
by being related to the joestars in some way mate
heavy ledge
and if they do are you going to stop me?
willow crystal
Dead
heavy ledge
no?
sudden nymph
Unless it’s one of those rare actual Araki forgot moments they are related
inland oyster
Not really
junior coral
they do what
heavy ledge
then you go off
junior coral
be related?
inland oyster
Araki didn’t forget they were related
junior coral
if they end up being related (which face it, the most likely are) what are you gonna do
be like oops
drew incest
sowwy
inland oyster
We haven’t gotten to the Higashikata side of the story yetttt
Just wait
You’ll know everything soon
heavy ledge
ill keep drawing incest
junior coral
yikes
heavy ledge
what are you going to do about it
junior coral
ok you're weird now
sudden nymph
ill keep drawing incest
lol
junior coral
lmao
inland oyster
I hope you’re shitposting lol
heavy ledge
im not shitposting
heavy ledge
ciao means hello
sudden nymph
im not shitposting
But you get money for it right?
junior coral
ciao means hello
don't even fucking test me on this
heavy ledge
i dont get money for it but thanks to it i get money for other stuff
sudden nymph
Ok that’s better than nothing
inland oyster
I wanna make money off of this
Jojolion readers think they’re baby geniuses who are invested in literature so I can make bank off of their pathetic obsession
junior coral
Adum pin the "ill keep drawing incest" thing
sudden nymph
Jojolion readers think they’re baby geniuses who are invested in literature so I...
lol
heavy ledge
and now i do commissions, if u interested there it is my profile. as long as u provide reference or details i can draw whatever u want
junior coral
lmao
inland oyster
But I can’t. It’s not funny if you don’t get the context lol
And I can’t pin “I’ll keep drawing incest” for obvious reasons
heavy ledge
i have to deal with fuckers on instagram
and now i gotta dealw ith you on discord?
drop the thing
heavy ledge
i dont
sudden nymph
And I can’t pin “I’ll keep drawing incest” for obvious reasons
If you did pin that you might get demoted lol
heavy ledge
i dont see where it is funny to fuck with me over my likings or my choices
inland oyster
Aight I’m sorry if it came across that way
junior coral
i mean
heavy ledge
i like joking and shit but not with personal stuff
junior coral
you gotta know how problematic drawing incest is though right
inland oyster
I think your perspective on JJL is super interesting and I hope there isn’t some bad blood between us dawg
junior coral
like you can't just say that
and expect us to be like "okay mate it's your beliefs"
heavy ledge
bro i read the same manga as you
dont you think that i and everyone else that supports me and the ship dont know they can be or not somehow related
heavy ledge
unironically people only attack mlm ships by the way
junior coral
"ill keep drawing incest"
heavy ledge
ill do it
heavy ledge
im not even in that part of the fandom but i expect those to be more popular and therefore get more shit
junior coral
man
elfin tangle
Imagine unironically shipping two joestars and expecting them not to be related
sudden nymph
Joshu > Green Giorno
elfin tangle
Real Giorno/Jolyne energy
junior coral
Joshu > Green Giorno
L
heavy ledge
you can dislike it and move on with your life or you can just be another person in the list that likes leaving hate comments on posts
sudden nymph
Exactly you took the L
elfin tangle
Josefumi and Kira Yoshikage are definitely related. Likely a bastard child.
Having a birthmark seals his fate
heavy ledge
good
junior coral
Josefumi and Kira Yoshikage are definitely related. Likely a bastard child.
Ha...
YEAH
sorry caps
but yea
inland oyster
Neat parallel though
junior coral
the bastard thing would make the most sense
considering he's likely the alt josuke comparison
elfin tangle
Considering Araki loves everything about Josuke so much...
It's highly likely that Josefumi is a bastard child to some degree. Explains why he wasn't present on the "Traditional Joestar tree"
lost slate
Oh yeah
junior coral
there ya go
heavy ledge
i have read that aproximately 100 times this year
lost slate
hmm
junior coral
You're weird
lost slate
actually, wouldn't the bastard child be sadao?
elfin tangle
But it's facts, he literally has a birthmark. Something we had defined for the Joestar bloodline for countless decades
inland oyster
Yeah probably
lost slate
we never see his dad
junior coral
But it's facts, he literally has a birthmark. Something we had defined for the J...
yes actually
lost slate
i'd say he's norisuke's kid except they have the curse of the firstborn
inland oyster
Mystery man is
heavy ledge
im fine with sadafumi being the bastard too
inland oyster
Who is this smug bastard and what does he want
junior coral
Mystery Man is Sadaofumi
heavy ledge
im even fine if tooru is the dad too
lost slate
HUH
heavy ledge
we dont know tooru's surname
junior coral
Mystery Man being Sadafumi
elfin tangle
We're likely getting another flashback for that specific reason. Josefumi was barely touched on in Kira's flashbacks and we still have unanswered questions regarding the past.
junior coral
would be awesome
lost slate
maybe tooru doesn't have a surname?
junior coral
he does
olive bobcat
I thought male rock human and female human was incompatible
heavy ledge
rock humans have it why wouldnt he
lost slate
rock people don't know their parents
junior coral
they hint at in vol 24 that Yasuho doesn't know what his last name is
and that she could find out if she did a little research
Tooru Lion
inland oyster
When was the karera photo taken
inland oyster
That seems like an actual plot hole I think
heavy ledge
it said they were incompatible at first but then it said that "there were no records" about it
lost slate
I really hope that gets answered and Karera comes back
hard meteor
yeah,lots of shit karera has said doesn't apply in vitamin c,shes a pretty shady character so she could've bended the truth for some purpose
lost slate
then again, Araki has brought back a lot of stuff from the beginning of the part
sudden nymph
Plot twist Joshu and Karera are the same person
hard meteor
Plot twist Joshu and Karera are the same person
no
lost slate
Maybe she's staying at the hospital, because it has everything she needs
Rai said it would be nice to stay at TG hospital
inland oyster
She said she was gonna come back for the roka
junior coral
she's on the plane
inland oyster
I have a strong feeling she’ll come back after it’s all ove r
She isn’t
She told Josuke she wasn’t gonna run away
junior coral
I'd be really sad
that if in the epilogue
Josuke gets together with Karera
and not Yasuho
lost slate
that would be awful
inland oyster
I mean
lost slate
and i don't think it'll happen because yasuho will live
olive bobcat
No way josuke gets with karera
sudden nymph
Every one dies except iwasuke the end
inland oyster
Yasuho and Josuke is the only valid relationship in this shitty manga series
inland oyster
Honest to JAH
junior coral
nope
inland oyster
Honest to Allah
lost slate
Yasuho and Josuke is the only valid relationship in this shitty manga series
what about jobin and mitsuba
sudden nymph
Iwasuke lives everyone else dies one by one
lost slate
they have a pretty nice relationship
inland oyster
True true
junior coral
Yasuho and Josuke are the only characters in JoJo that I actually """ship"""
inland oyster
But they’re both psychopaths so they don’t win this couples tournament
junior coral
and I use that term loosely
lost slate
oh, that is true
sudden nymph
Yasuho and Josuke are the only characters in JoJo that I actually """ship"""
I love all those quotation marks
junior coral
they are cute as hell
hard meteor
true mitsubas kinda fucked in the head for trying to drown yasuho
sudden nymph
Her stand is cool at least
junior coral
it is
lost slate
actually, mitsuba is an asshole
olive bobcat
Awaking 3 leaves is cool as hell
junior coral
yeah
lost slate
her stand is cool though
sudden nymph
I love every jojolion stand ability ngl
junior coral
yeah fr
elfin tangle
Mitsuba is cool but she's definitely not a good guy
junior coral
she's a good girl
elfin tangle
She turned on Yasuho yet some people still believe she is
sudden nymph
Like I hate I am a rock’s design with a passion but it’s ability is really cool
junior coral
yeah I Am A Rock has a garbage design
scratch that
I love all JJL Stands except I Am A Rock
sudden nymph
I would say the worst humanoid stand design in jojo
olive bobcat
I dislike both the schott key stands too
inland oyster
Funny that Hato is the only normal Higashikata
junior coral
top 2 least favorite stands ever are I Am A Rock and The Sun
elfin tangle
Even then, Hato isn't entirely normal either from the little we've seen of her
sudden nymph
Funny that Hato is the only normal Higashikata
I’m sure she’s bonkers in the head we just haven’t seen it yet
elfin tangle
She's just the least... problematic?
olive bobcat
Hato was into damo she's not normal
inland oyster
She’s just dumb
junior coral
lol she is
elfin tangle
Hato was into damo she's not normal
^
inland oyster
Like a lil dumb usually
She’s normal outside of that
You could have a full convo with her I feel
hard meteor
yeah hatos alright
elfin tangle
Nah, Hato's a Higashikata I highly doubt there isn't something odd with her
You could have a full convo with other Higashikatas too
junior coral
hah!
elfin tangle
Norisuke?
junior coral
Norisuke is quite based
olive bobcat
I'd talk to Joshu about fish sausages
inland oyster
Noriuske yeah
olive bobcat
Thats it
inland oyster
He’s wise and shit
junior coral
but what would he talk about
inland oyster
Fruits and advice
sudden nymph
Joshu can have normal conversations sometimes but only with people he is related too
inland oyster
That’s no good
elfin tangle
Norisuke has a head on his shoulders, he literally talks normally to many people.
But he's still not entirely normal
I'd apply the same to Hato
junior coral
Joshu has been proven to have coherent conversations with everybody
inland oyster
To put them on a tier list
junior coral
do you just have every Joshu conversation memorized
elfin tangle
Hato was raised with these fucks and raised by Kaato and Norisuke. I refuse to believe for a second that Hato's entirely normal. She's just not in the same tier of weird like Daiya and Joshu are
olive bobcat
I mean imo Joshu seemed kinda head-on-shoulders when talking to the milagro man guy
But that's it
sudden nymph
do you just have every Joshu conversation memorized
Yes because I’m making an analysis on Joshu and I currently have most memorized
inland oyster
Can talk to -
Hato/Noriuske/Jobin/Mitsuba/Josuke/Kaato.
Can’t talk to -
Daiya/Tsurugi.
Can’t -
Joshu.
olive bobcat
What about tsurugi
junior coral
he's like 4
olive bobcat
10 but fair enough
hard meteor
hes weird
inland oyster
He’s 13 lol
hard meteor
huh?
inland oyster
His age
junior coral
I remember reading JoJolion for the first time and thinking it would be about Josuke going about his life in college or sum
lost slate
tsurugi is normal enough for a kid forced to crossdress and is forced to deal with the fact that his grandfather will die, and is also turning into origami
inland oyster
I had no idea what Jojolion was about
olive bobcat
Thought he was like 9-10 bc he was about to show the symptoms
junior coral
me neither
sudden nymph
Also I’m currently analyzing the panels Joshu is in since it’s my first character analysis I’ll probably have it done by the middle of January
junior coral
i still dont
inland oyster
None of us do
olive bobcat
Man remember when josuke was supposed to go to high school
junior coral
he's 10
hard meteor
im pretty sure hes 10
sudden nymph
How old are Joshu and Daiya
olive bobcat
But then he started sliding on some leaves so his education dreams were over
elfin tangle
The way Tsurugi interacts with Yasuho debunks any instance of him being normal
junior coral
yea
sudden nymph
How is daiya older than me
inland oyster
Yasuho is 19 and Tooru is ??
sudden nymph
I’m 15 and I have way more common since then most of the higashikatas
junior coral
Tooru is 89
lost slate
tooru is old
junior coral
SINCE????
hard meteor
Yasuho is 19 and Tooru is ??
hella old
junior coral
Common since????
olive bobcat
Akefu is 89, tooru is ?????
sudden nymph
Common since????
Sorry I’m bad at English
inland oyster
Oh shit
lost slate
he is at least ten years older than yasuho
inland oyster
Yeah he was 89
junior coral
he's 89
lost slate
eh
hard meteor
he is _at least_ ten years older than yasuho
more than ten years he was around when rai was a teenager
elfin tangle
I cannot believe someone unironically called Tsurugi normal lmao
junior coral
Tooru is 100 years old
lost slate
oh yeah
junior coral
like dio
junior coral
more than ten years he was around when rai was a teenager
true and Rai is like 35?
lost slate
rai was 16 or something when the calamity happened to his parents, right?
inland oyster
I hope they reveal his motivation before he gets squashed by the plane door
lost slate
rai is like 32
elfin tangle
We have his motivation
junior coral
Rai is 31
elfin tangle
Tooru's
junior coral
So Tooru has gotta be like 40+
hard meteor
true and Rai is like 35?
31 but yeah tooru should be pretty old
lost slate
yeah
elfin tangle
It's long been established by the rock humans and Tooru followed up on that motivation, confirming his specific motivation
lost slate
i mean, think about it
junior coral
THE TIMELINE DOESN'T MATCH UP???
inland oyster
It's long been established by the rock humans and Tooru followed up on that moti...
Yeah it might be money butttt
I wanna see more
lost slate
would a young person be able to impersonate an 89 year old?
sudden nymph
Is Tooru technically a groomer I don’t know the actual definition of a groomer
olive bobcat
Yes
lost slate
Wait a minute
inland oyster
He dated a teenager so yes
junior coral
How could WoU appeared to Rai when he was 16 as the Head Doctor, when Tooru needed to ask yasuho when she was 10 about the real Akefu so he could take his identity??????
elfin tangle
Yeah it might be money butttt
It wasn't just money, it was specifically for the Rock Humans to come out on top in society after being at the bottom for so long
junior coral
That doesn't match up!
sudden nymph
How could WoU appeared to Rai when he was 16 as the Head Doctor, when Tooru need...
Crazy train maybe?
junior coral
Holy shit!
elfin tangle
What
hard meteor
now that you mention it... yeah this is weird
inland oyster
Huh when was that established I don’t remember
junior coral
plot hole!
olive bobcat
WoU: crazy train time
hard meteor
that would have to mean wou was already active before he met yasuho
inland oyster
Imma pin that shit someone write a full explanation
junior coral
That’s an actual plot hole
HOLY SHIT RIGHT
elfin tangle
Or he met Yausho before ruining Rai's life?
inland oyster
Hamon beat I’m coming for your bitch ass
hard meteor
and he killed rais dad in like the late 90s?
sudden nymph
It’s either a plot hole or crazy train if that is a real thing
lost slate
yeah, yasuho is nine when she shows akefu to tooru
olive bobcat
Rai is like 30 so it's def some continuity thing
lost slate
because it says akefu is 79 then
inland oyster
What’s the timeline on this
lost slate
Trying to find that chapter now
inland oyster
Rai is 31. So the calamity hit his family around 1980-1981
Actually no I’m stupid lmao
Not 1980
lost slate
why couldn't rai just be 20, it would be a lot simpler
junior coral
Rai was officially 17 at the time. That was 4 years before Tooru stole Akefu's identity because Yasuho was 10 when that happened, which was 9-10 years ago
inland oyster
Rai was officially 17 at the time. That was 4 years before Tooru stole Akefu's i...
Bro we just found an Araki forgot
olive bobcat
Wait I don't think WoU is disguised as Akefu specifically, just some old guy. Akefu is the identity of some lonely doctor in a retirement home that WoU is impersonating on a personal level, not a physical
junior coral
true
lost slate
oh yeah
inland oyster
lost slate
we never see his face
sudden nymph
That is a plot hole but can someone get the official pages to double confirm this
junior coral
it's possible that the Stand just looks like an old man and Satoru akefu jst looked the most like him
lost slate
^
heavy ledge
cant tooru impersonate whoever he wants? what if he was impersonating someone else before satoru akefu?
olive bobcat
Satoru is just a name for WoU to go by essentially
lost slate
The real Satoru Akefu looks pretty normal, actually
inland oyster
The real Satoru looks different from the HD
junior coral
true
inland oyster
The old man form could be just. An old man form for some reason
olive bobcat
Yeah it's not supposed to be satoru specifically
inland oyster
I think it’d be stupid if that was the case so I’m pretty sure WOU can impersonate people
sudden nymph
Maybe it’s to show that Tooru enjoys more older things
olive bobcat
Tooru just wanted the name of an old doctor who's not visited by anyone, so he gets yasuho to look it up, and Satoru is who came up
junior coral
I just find it kind of funny that Tooru's Stand naturally takes the form of an old man
heavy ledge
he has stolen satoru's identity for 10 years at least, but the stand has the appearance of someone else
olive bobcat
I mean it's actual form is a weird robot with horse blinders
heavy ledge
and since no one gives a damn about the real satoru no one notices
just like no one gave a damn about josefumi
junior coral
I mean it's actual form is a weird robot with horse blinders
but it's weird and oddly convenient that it has the ability to shapeshift/ be percieved as an old man in a suit
sudden nymph
I mean yeah
inland oyster
WOU is super weird and breaks nearly every “””rule””” of stands
sudden nymph
but it's weird and oddly convenient that it has the ability to shapeshift/ be pe...
But maybe like I said it’s to symbolize Tooru likes older things
inland oyster
It’s contrived Jojo logic
junior coral
he's gotta be an old head
inland oyster
I’ve gotten too used to it to complain
junior coral
he listens to frank sinatra on his damn ipod
olive bobcat
I mean he can easily be in his 100s
junior coral
Tooru could've been around when Jawny died
junior coral
It's kind of weird
this is the first time we've ever seen a Stand and it's musical reference both appear in canon
olive bobcat
For specific songs, yeah I think so
But it's canon that the musicians that songs are named after exist in the jojo universe
sudden nymph
Is volume 25 done?
inland oyster
If weird al exists then so does everyone else
olive bobcat
The guitar guy in part 4 lists off a bunch of musicians, like Jeff beck, so that's wired
inland oyster
Kira canonically listens to Queen fuck you
olive bobcat
Narancia likes snoop dogg, so doggystyle
sudden nymph
I bet born this way will be the next volume spine
junior coral
Narancia likes snoop dogg, so doggystyle
different universe doe babay
olive bobcat
Fair enough
sudden nymph
Ok so it’s obvious born this way will be the spine art for 25 but what will be the spine art for 26 be?
olive bobcat
Akira mentioned hendrix too so that's purple haze
That's the only same-universe example I could find
Oh and van halen so diver down
sudden nymph
Ok it seems there are only 4 things that could be the next spine arts at this point
But one of them is extremely unlikely
junior coral
please say joshu
sudden nymph
No Joshu is on the spine art already
The only things that could be the spine art at this point are
Speed king
Kaato
Born this way (probably for 25)
Nut king call (extremely unlikely)
junior coral
Speed King is on 25
sudden nymph
He is?
junior coral
25 just came out mate
junior coral
sudden nymph
Oh nice
Then I guess we have three options 26 will probably be born this way
Then maybe Kaato for 27
heavy ledge
its just half of speed king maybe theres the other half and a bit of something else
in 24 theres a bit of the previous spine art and the car
sudden nymph
It’s a little more than half you can see both his eyes
median quartz
Which chapter of jojolion are you up to @minor ore
heavy ledge
i sense a lie
sudden nymph
Read jojolion its too good to spoil
median quartz
Yeah
frozen charm
Spoil jojolion
sudden nymph
Joshu is the main protagonist
median quartz
Dio is back
junior coral
Kars is alive
junior coral
My sister just walked into my room and said ''I hate Joshu"
sudden nymph
Does she read jojo?
junior coral
no she just said that unprompted
sudden nymph
She probably said that because she thinks you like him
sudden nymph
Oh
In all seriousness I like Joshu just because he’s a well written character. I believe he is well written because we know more about him than most jojo characters and all of this is done through very simple looking dialogue. (Also he can be funny sometimes)
I also love how his stand relates to his character
Also anyone who says Joshu did nothing wrong are not ok in the head
I should make a list of all the good things Joshu has done and all the bad things he has done along with my analysis so that it will be easier to talk about him in the future
elfin tangle
I like how there's a character that's displayed as a jackass and a loser without being erased from the plot and instead having cool moments
sudden nymph
Yeah
quick echo
You guys think that Dolomite is gonna do anything for the rest of the part
olive bobcat
Nah
sudden nymph
They might show him at the end but he isn’t going to do anything important to the plot
olive bobcat
Imo blue hawaii is probably the arc that could not exist and jjl would be basically the same
olive bobcat
Yeah it's good
sudden nymph
I haven’t disliked any arc yet in part 8
olive bobcat
A. Phex twins was kinda meh imo but other than that they were all good
lost slate
karera is super trashy though
olive bobcat
Karera was pretty cool but apart from her intro the arc has no purpose
heavy ledge
uh hi
sudden nymph
hi
junior coral
I'm so happy my sister is finally reading jojolion
seeing her reactions to it live are really amazing
she thinks that Yoshikage Kira is the one framing Josuke for kidnapping that woman
sudden nymph
Little does she know it’s the best character in any media ever
junior coral
Ojiro?
sudden nymph
Yeah he can beat Goku
junior coral
sudden nymph
That makes him a good character
If you can beat someone in a fight that makes them a good character
junior coral
fax
sudden nymph
Which means Milagro man is worse than Joshu
And that means the rat is a better character than part 4 jotaro
It only makes since
Tooru vs Milagro man the final arc
In all seriousness why is Joshu’s stand op
He isn’t doing anything at this point so why does he have a op stand
quick echo
His stand isn't that op
sudden nymph
His stand isn't that op
You know he doesn’t need to touch something to put a nut on it right?
It just needs to be in his stands range
sudden nymph
To be fair okuyasu still did stuff with his stand and was useful
Joshu is smarter than okuyasu and is still useless
quick echo
Joshu is more emotional and jumps to conclusions really quickly
sudden nymph
Yeah he is
I just don’t see the point of giving someone an op stand if they aren’t going to do anything at all
At least make him a villain they have to fight
So anyways besides wonder of u what is your guys favorite arc in jojolion so far
frozen charm
Vitamin c and killer queen ofc
Dang like more than half of the higashikatas are older then kei
sudden nymph
Vitamin c is such a cool stand
frozen charm
And josuke backstory
ocean mirage
Do you guys think that the mom gonna die?
sudden nymph
Unless she is the main villain no
ocean mirage
Like yoshikages mom
sudden nymph
Oh no
ocean mirage
She is in the hospital right?
ocean mirage
I think this is a perfect moment for him to pull something out his ass and be like
Yes chase her down and kill her
sudden nymph
I don’t think she will die it’s Gappy’s main motivation
ocean mirage
Right wouldn’t make sense if she dies
sudden nymph
Btw im a time traveller
It wasn’t a full prediction but it was close
sudden nymph
<@456226577798135808> well they didn't merge
You were both wrong equally
minor ore
Yeah
civic flame
heavy ledge
pls gibe
willow crystal
Checkmate Jobin fans Tooru literally said Jobin is dead and so did Joshu like how can y’all think he’s still alive?
abstract eagle
Im not gonna believe my gucci bro is dead until i see araki confirming that he 100% died lol
willow crystal
How else can Araki confirm that Jobin’s dead? Araki had 2 characters say that Jobin is dead
That seems pretty confirmed to me
minor ore
@willow crystal dude
In the volume 25 recap it is stated that "jobin was knocked out from the calamity" not dead
minor ore
Well actually jobin isn’t dead and I’ve already confirmed this
I diagnosed him with alive. Same with the rest of the former dead guys
near cedar
Joshu's an idiot so him saying Jobin is dead means nothing
And Tooru was just parroting Joshu
junior coral
Nah
I def don't think Tooru was parroting Joshu
Tooru is definitely aware of who's on the calamity hit list
He said a few chapters ago that the calamity doesn't stop till you're dead
I think he'd know if he died or not
Or if he was just heavily wounded
And based on what we've seen... he dead
viral plume
Jobin got fucking cheapshotted, tbh
near cedar
Tooru plays a WoW rougue?!
viral plume
He just got killed without any closure on anything