jojolion

[civic flame]

🚶🤚

[cedar scaffold]

while reading/watching jojo i hid from any jojo related content to avoid spoilers

what a blessing it was

[civic flame]

ill eat wonder of you

[cedar scaffold]

i got no spoilers for jojo <3

[elfin rivet]

^

[civic flame]

spoilers: swag

[elfin rivet]

best feeling in the world

[cedar scaffold]

yepp

[elfin rivet]

you know how much jojo fans love spoiling stuff

[gentle venture]

It is the highest high

[cedar scaffold]

[civic flame]

half of jojo fans dont know how to tag spoilers

[elfin rivet]

I got spoiled about kakyoin, iggy and avdol's death in one comment

[cedar scaffold]

rightt

[elfin rivet]

it was sad

[cedar scaffold]

OOF

[civic flame]

or except people to know

OOF

[elfin rivet]

maybe that's why i dont like part 3

hmm

[cedar scaffold]

i kinda predicted like half the deaths in part 5 🧍‍♂️

[civic flame]

part 3 is my second least fave

🚶

[ocean mirage]

DUDE WHAT

[civic flame]

GOOD

GOOD

[ocean mirage]

not automatic?

[civic flame]

THATS GOOD

[elfin rivet]

a lot of the emotion weight kinda fell flat when that happened

[cedar scaffold]

they spoiled it in the opening of fighting gold lol

[civic flame]

||I WILL HATE TOORU FOREVER IDC||

||IM GLAD HE GOT BONKED||

[elfin rivet]

I got spoiled when orange boy died : (

BONK

[civic flame]

BONKED.

[quasi escarp]

||Hey guys spoiler but did you know that Dario Brando died||

[civic flame]

AND THIS IS WHY IM THE KING OF HATING TOORU

[ripe marlin]

@ocean mirage NOT AUTOMATIC

[ocean mirage]

i thought we gonna get a joshu chapte

[elfin rivet]

this freaking chapter was fire and satisfying af

[civic flame]

ROSE OH MY GOD HOW COULD YOU 😳

[kind owl]

@civic flame, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 9 !

[civic flame]

thats so sexy

[cedar scaffold]

i knew he was gonna die bc of his deathflags about talking ab his future plans

[quasi escarp]

Im sorry im sorry

[ocean mirage]

let's fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[elfin rivet]

how many chapters is this specific arc?

like bro

[civic flame]

guys did you know that ||yeah||

uhh i mean

this is the 20th part of the arc

bc wonder of you (miracle of your love)

[cedar scaffold]

i feel like theres like 1 or 2 arcs left after

[civic flame]

yeah

[elfin rivet]

took 20 parts for ||tooru to actually got bopped like tf||

[civic flame]

IKR LMFAO

[elfin rivet]

Actually busted xD

[abstract eagle]

Me when i see tooru getting hurt

[elfin rivet]

LMAO

[cedar scaffold]

LOL

[hard meteor]

same

[elfin rivet]

holy frick

[civic flame]

me when i talk shit abt tooru & i get spammed in my replies for the 73828283 time /lh

[elfin rivet]

so when is this gonna be considerde the longest arc in jojo?

[civic flame]

it is

[elfin rivet]

oh legit?

[civic flame]

the world was like what - 16 arc?

[inland oyster]

@ripe marlin opinions on chapter

[cedar scaffold]

imagine if its not even toorus final form 🧍‍♂️

[elfin rivet]

LMAO

[civic flame]

and D4C was almost uhh 700 ??? chapters i forgot

[faint rivet]

woah we're already on part 19 of jojo?

[elfin rivet]

i wouldnt even be surprised

[civic flame]

pages

wtf

im high

[ripe marlin]

@inland oyster its was good, some crazy reveals at the end

[cedar scaffold]

after all it seems kei is able to kinda handle it

[civic flame]

wait let me find lucas tweet

[elfin rivet]

well assuming each chapter is about 30 pages

about 600 so far?

im lowballing though prob

[elfin rivet]

oh well if its 19 then 570

WOAH WTF

[civic flame]

so yeah WOU/MOYL is the longest jojo arc

and WHAT

[elfin rivet]

WE WAY AHEAD

[civic flame]

os THAT

[elfin rivet]

D4C WHO?

and it feels like we just started the "real battle"

[civic flame]

dimes 4 crimes

[gentle venture]

i hope kei doesn't die

[civic flame]

me when beautiful women goes badass mode

[elfin rivet]

I ain't gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars

[civic flame]

NO MORE DEATHS

NO MORE

UNLESS ITS TOORU.

[cedar scaffold]

||why do i kinda feel like something bad is gonna happen to kei||

[civic flame]

THEN YES MORE DEATH

||because araki is scared of beautiful women||

[gentle venture]

i'm glad people care about joshu

[minor ore]

||she’s gonna be fine BTW is a tank||

[elfin rivet]

I hope this part is like part 4 in terms of deaths

fairly light on it

I dont want my precious babies dying

[cedar scaffold]

||yes yes i agree but yk araki loves to make things unexpected ||

[civic flame]

||mfw my favourite is gonna probs die||

[elfin rivet]

at minimum yasuho and gappy better live or ima riot

[minor ore]

yasuho deffo living

[civic flame]

everyone should live BUT tooru

idc i hatw tooru so much

[cedar scaffold]

i hope gappy is

[elfin rivet]

[cedar scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/jojolion-gif-19455118

mfw kei

[minor ore]

is wonder of u one of the most powerful stands?

[cedar scaffold]

prolly

[civic flame]

yeah

[elfin rivet]

then again I think that if he wanted to kill yasuho he woulda done it already

[civic flame]

also thanks for the new icon

[drowsy fog]

Wonder of U keeps pulling shit out of its 89 year old ass

[elfin rivet]

lmao true

wonder of u is so busted

[drowsy fog]

How does touching something that Tooru touched start a calamity??

[cedar scaffold]

is he rlly 89 years old?

[elfin rivet]

I can't think of many stands that can even touch it

And it makes me wonder

How it works with time related abilities

[civic flame]

is he 89 years okd

yall

is he

is he 89 yeats old

this is the true mystery

[elfin rivet]

Guys it doesn't matter that he is 89 years old

[cedar scaffold]

yw LMAO

[minor ore]

hold up how old is tooru?

[civic flame]

old.

[ocean mirage]

very

[snow heron]

89

[civic flame]

araki messes up ages

like how he did with rai

“ he ran away from his parents at 17 “ >parents died when he was 14

[elfin rivet]

Though he is pretty agile for an 89 year old

[ocean mirage]

do you think yasuho hates him?

[cedar scaffold]

u sure hes 89 years old?

[civic flame]

i mean

[snow heron]

He is a rock

[civic flame]

its tooru.

[ocean mirage]

just because of how old he is

[elfin rivet]

I am pretty sure he is 89 years old

[minor ore]

akefu satoru is 89 years old bruh

[civic flame]

also

[snow heron]

Ok and

[civic flame]

rock humans lie abt their ages so

like they claim to he an age

be

wtf typing skills

[cedar scaffold]

yeah but fr tho tooru proly like 89 years old legit

[civic flame]

me when i

[elfin rivet]

Man i love how wonder of u became such a meme even without a face that can emote

I love his body language

[cedar scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/wonder-of-u-cielo-digital-devil-saga-jojolion-gif-19173075

[drowsy fog]

Rock humans are such liars like how can we even know if Yotsuyu was telling the truth here??

[civic flame]

if you feel bad abt life

just remembered

[snow heron]

He looks like the cooler Hando

[civic flame]

my irl said karera is gonna be the main antag of jjl

🚶🤚

[drowsy fog]

ew

[snow heron]

Za Hando

[cedar scaffold]

i rmr someone here said caato

[gentle venture]

josuke very cool

[cedar scaffold]

but idk ab that one

[snow heron]

The cooler Za Hando

[civic flame]

yeah casto is AT LEAST believable

im sure its tooru

but

KARERA???

[elfin rivet]

My man really got 7980 yen shoes

[cedar scaffold]

idk caato barely showed up and jojo villain appearances are usually obvious

[craggy plume]

Perfect

[drowsy fog]

Karera cancels Josuke on twitter

[craggy plume]

Got a half hour off of work to read the new chapter

[elfin rivet]

To be fair jojolion is not the traditional jojo part by any means i'd say

[civic flame]

me when i got blood on my shoes so i destroyed the medication

[cedar scaffold]

[snow heron]

That's just $75

[vast ermine]

What i like most about this chapter is we now have it confirmed josuke wears 800 dollar shoes

[elfin rivet]

Not saying it's gonna happen but there is still a chance

[cedar scaffold]

its like 75 lmao

[vast ermine]

Is it?

wAIT

[elfin rivet]

plus we got no idea at all how long jojolion will be

[vast ermine]

Hold on

[elfin rivet]

LMAO

[cedar scaffold]

yeah yen values are different

[civic flame]

ME WHWN MY 75 DOLLAR SHOES GET DESTROYED

[elfin rivet]

75$

[civic flame]

SO I DESTROY THE MEDICINE

[snow heron]

The remove one 0 thing doesn't apply here

[heavy ledge]

someone suggested karera might be on the plane

[elfin rivet]

lmao

[vast ermine]

oops

[heavy ledge]

bc the plane took off from sapporo

[civic flame]

omg hi jose

wait

[gentle venture]

those 75$ shoes should be used for 10 page ora

[civic flame]

😳

[heavy ledge]

hi bb

[vast ermine]

Damn

[elfin rivet]

my man got more drip than most ppl and it cost 75$ lmao

[vast ermine]

Its been a while since ive been to japan my calculations are shit

[hard meteor]

wait whats this about karera

[civic flame]

if i see karera im fighting her too

[cedar scaffold]

oh yeah wtf even happened to karera like she showed up and dipped

[civic flame]

my irl said karera is the main antag of jojolion

and jose said someone suggested that karera might be in the plane

[vast ermine]

Guys Kaato is still the main villain dw

[civic flame]

on

fuck english

[minor ore]

yoshikage kira is the main villain you idiots

[elfin rivet]

watch jojolion not even have a main villain

[vast ermine]

Kaato will still be the ring leader

[civic flame]

no guys its ME.

[elfin rivet]

and the closest we get is tooru

[heavy ledge]

you say something bad about my sailor man again and u will regret it

[civic flame]

kira is too sexy to be the main antag

[minor ore]

oh yeah what the fuck was that plane bit

[vast ermine]

Rock human kaato ring leader theory will be real

in 3. 2. 1.

[civic flame]

n0

im the main antag

[vast ermine]

You are the smell man

[heavy ledge]

the plane was there just to let us know someone will get hit by that hatch and die

[vast ermine]

^

[elfin rivet]

lmao

[minor ore]

john johnson is the main antagonist

[civic flame]

someone said yasuho is gonna get hit by the hatch

[elfin rivet]

I would find that funny af

[vast ermine]

Johnson and Johnson corporation is MV

[elfin rivet]

I wouldnt even be mad

[cedar scaffold]

i feel like someone important was on the plane

[elfin rivet]

then again

[civic flame]

watch it be caato or karera

[elfin rivet]

I laughed at how bad hot pant's death was so...

[civic flame]

or both

[vast ermine]

The end is nigh

[elfin rivet]

My humor isn't exactly on point lol

[minor ore]

i still dont understand why the plane hatch would be caught in the calimity

[gentle venture]

hot pants death was her last train home

[snow heron]

What if the main antagonist were the friends we made along the way

[minor ore]

did the fucking plane persue him?

[heavy ledge]

well if someone is in the plane it should be karera otherwise it was just to show us the hatch falling

[vast ermine]

Its just a calamity

Ike

[elfin rivet]

20 chapters in and we still don't completely know how it works

[vast ermine]

The plane is the calamity

[pliant sail]

So who do yall think is gonna get Donnie Darko’d by that plane

[vast ermine]

it is happening to whoever the thing hits

[elfin rivet]

this fight is just like d4c part 2

[heavy ledge]

i mean the main reason is the door collapsing another reason would be karera

[vast ermine]

Yeah true

[civic flame]

someone said tooru’s name is tooru kibishe and i hate everything

[hard meteor]

Yeah it’s likely the calamity,karera coming back would be pog tho

[vast ermine]

But the thing falling could just be chance

aka bad luck

Aka calamity

[snow heron]

Tooru Hirose

[heavy ledge]

aka tooru

[gentle venture]

bruh

[civic flame]

i do not like karera

🤚

[elfin rivet]

Jojolion is such a wierd part

So much mystery

[civic flame]

im anti-karera

[vast ermine]

I love love deluxe deluxe

Looks so cool

[civic flame]

her stand pretty

[snow heron]

Tooru Higashikata

[abstract eagle]

Amoral acts accomplished at an agreeable asking baleful behaviours for a balanced bargain corrupted comissions at a cheap cost dastardly deeds done for a discounted demand evil exploits for an even expense foul feats for a fain fare gnasty games garnering garbage gain horrible happenings at a hauled hire injuries instances for an inarguable incentive jerring jobs for juvenile jewels keen kicks for a kingly krone loathsome litigations at a limited levy makious means modest markup nefarious neen-do-wells for negligible notes obscene outings at a on-sale outlay pernicious plans for popular price questuonable quests for a quaint quotation raunchy requests at a redused notes sinister stunts at a simple surcharges terrible things at a tolerable tall unethical undertakings at an underpriced uptick villainous vertures for a variable valuation wicked winning for wretched wages xenophobic xerosis for xenial xeriffs yucky yacking for yielding yen zany zings for zero zillions

[vast ermine]

oops sorry

[gentle venture]

bruh

[civic flame]

mfw araki makes too many pretty cha

HUH

[vast ermine]

I love love love deluxe

[elfin rivet]

lmao

[civic flame]

[vast ermine]

Look at it

[viral plume]

A fellony will be comitted

[vast ermine]

I wanna touch the hair

[vast ermine]

ALSO

[vast ermine]

Satoru had an oh youre approaching me moment

[minor ore]

look you morons, yoshikage kira was the main villain in part 4, so why wouldn't he be the mv for jojolion as well?

[snow heron]

Tooru Giovanna

[elfin rivet]

I wonder how many episodes jojolion will be in 20 years

[snow heron]

I predict

[vast ermine]

Josuke is gonna get seperated and Kira is gonna kiss tooru

[snow heron]

45

Or 50

[vast ermine]

8

[civic flame]

tooru doesn’t deserve a last name

🤚

[snow heron]

Tooru Kujo

[viral plume]

...im sorry, is this a meme? Did araki just put a fucking meme in his cover page? What...why is this?

[vast ermine]

Tooru higashikata

[snow heron]

I already said that

[heavy ledge]

i dont understand why people say its a meme

[minor ore]

tooru joestar

[heavy ledge]

explain pls

[elfin rivet]

ah yes the floor is made out of floor

[abstract eagle]

Whats the meme here

[civic flame]

tooru kibishe

what meme

[gentle venture]

the pointing

[snow heron]

Tooru Nijimura

[civic flame]

oh

[heavy ledge]

pointing what

[gentle venture]

i think

[civic flame]

main let him pose

i dont get it

how is it a meme

[vast ermine]

Tooru is gonna be a son of Kaato who is a rock human and will be half brothers with the Higashikata kids

[civic flame]

am i stupid

[elfin rivet]

pls show meme

[kind owl]

@elfin rivet, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 12 !

[vast ermine]

Dude where is emporio

[snow heron]

Tooru will get Dino AIDS

[sudden nymph]

This has nothing to do with anything but If Joshu gets a theme it should be called black sheep

[civic flame]

tooru will get killed by me

[vast ermine]

I want emporio to save the day

[civic flame]

oh shit

good idea

dino... dino aids... 🚶

[sudden nymph]

The calamity won’t save him from the CEO of Dino aids

[abstract eagle]

Or massive creep

[elfin rivet]

wait aids?

[pliant sail]

What is the meme...? Im not recognizing anything

[viral plume]

Its like that meme posted earlier of the head doctor. Its very very deadpan humor. The statement "Those bubbles are lines and they spin" is so fucking void of anything, together with the absurdity of what happens in the backround that makes it look like a meme

[vast ermine]

Emporio will use weather report and make tooru get cold, and because he is cold he will surrender

[elfin tangle]

I wonder how Araki would make Kaato relevant again...

[vast ermine]

AS I SAID

[civic flame]

NO,

[vast ermine]

SHE IS A ROCK HUMAN

[civic flame]

[vast ermine]

SHE IS THE MV

[heavy ledge]

i still dont get it

im too old for this shit

[abstract eagle]

Tf is happening

[pliant sail]

You mean that you think it has meme potential or is it a reference to an already existing meme?

[snow heron]

Guys guys

[vast ermine]

She will be

[civic flame]

mfw i remember the theory omthat karera is a rock woman

[minor ore]

the meme here is a direct reference to the main protagonist of the third part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders, Jotaro Kujo. his main pose is similar to the pose Josuke "Gappy" Higashikata is making.

[sudden nymph]

We will probably see her again even if she isn’t relevant anymore which o think she will be

[elfin tangle]

That'd be cool but with the current info, Kaato can't be a rock woman without blatant contradictions

[civic flame]

I DONT GET IT EITHER 😭

[vast ermine]

She is tthe MV

[snow heron]

Tooru and Gappy will fall in love and this will turn into a yaoi manga

[vast ermine]

Yes

[civic flame]

NO

[pliant sail]

How is Gappy pointing in that cover a meme

[heavy ledge]

jooru real

[elfin rivet]

YES

YAOI

[civic flame]

jooru crackship

[vast ermine]

Actually it will transform into im at soup

[civic flame]

hey guys you should participate in crackship week

[heavy ledge]

btw guys the crackship week is next week, come on

[civic flame]

LMFAO

jose & i share a braincell

[heavy ledge]

xd

[viral plume]

No, it is intrinsically a meme. It is a blanket statement ontop of a weird image. If you know the meme of "man" with a horse standing on a beach, this is very similair

[snow heron]

Gappy X Yasuho

[vast ermine]

I think jojolion should become a sitcom

Higashikata family values

[heavy ledge]

i did invite these folks to the crackship week last week but they are too boring

[sick beacon]

just finished chapter 103

[elfin rivet]

jojolion itself is a meme

[pliant sail]

Idk i aint seeing it chief

[vast ermine]

I ship rock dog and iggy

[civic flame]

do crackship week

do it

do

do it

[sudden nymph]

Yes correct

[viral plume]

Consoom more memes

[civic flame]

or else

i make another hate tweet abt torou

tooru

[sick beacon]

anyone else read it today? i assume everyone did

[vast ermine]

X IGGY

[kind owl]

@vast ermine, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 7 !

[snow heron]

Man dedicating his time to hate on a fictional character

[civic flame]

yes

[sick beacon]

"rock dog" has a name

[civic flame]

ive been hating him since like

june

i think

[sick beacon]

and its iwasuke

[civic flame]

or july

[pliant sail]

I only invest in reliable stock, im not adventurous in my wall street betting

[civic flame]

time is stupid

[sudden nymph]

Everyone is stupid

Including me

[vast ermine]

Wait.... do you guys remember the big tiddy lady from les feuilles

[civic flame]

boobs you say

[sudden nymph]

Yes

[civic flame]

[vast ermine]

She will be the secret mv

[viral plume]

Its understandable, we are living in a very shaky economy right now. I respect it, but I have invested quite allot of dogecoin into quite a few meme markets so I would say im decently well versed, not to sound vain

[sick beacon]

how much dogecoin would it take for you to get the word dogecoin tattooed on your neck

[sudden nymph]

Les fillies is going to be revealed to be made by the infinite spin and will help Gappy defeat Tooru I’m calling it now

[civic flame]

no more tooru

[pliant sail]

The real wolf of memestreet

[civic flame]

alye wins

[heavy ledge]

he gonna get sliced by that hatch

[sick beacon]

are you the real josefumi kujo

[frozen charm]

Yes

He is

[sick beacon]

sweet

[vast ermine]

I found

The tiddie

[viral plume]

Dude, I made mamas cooking simulator, I was the one to farm dogecoin off of the nintendo switch!!!

[abstract eagle]

Mhmm

[faint rivet]

booba 🥴

[viral plume]

Sorry, im gay, so...ya know

[abstract eagle]

No lesbian but she got them tiddies

[sick beacon]

yeah well i have ten nintendo switches all of them farming ten dogecoin per year

[vast ermine]

Guys all im saying is shes the main villain

I cant prove it

But its true

Trust me

[abstract eagle]

I believe it

[faint rivet]

titty lady main villain

[hard meteor]

[civic flame]

dear god kona is spamming my replies

[sick beacon]

i cant prove it but i think the little funny little yellow things on that street are the stand of a tree

[heavy ledge]

ill go check

[faint rivet]

les fuilles?

[sick beacon]

yes

they are a tree stand

mark my words

[vast ermine]

I love how 2 trees have stands

Fun moment

[sick beacon]

two??

[abstract eagle]

But holly cant

[vast ermine]

Yeah

[civic flame]

JOSE PLEse

[vast ermine]

Sugar mountain

[sick beacon]

whats the other one

[sudden nymph]

I’m surprised Joshu didn’t mention her you know

[civic flame]

😭

[viral plume]

I cant really make out whats happening here with the black and white

[sick beacon]

oh yeah

[faint rivet]

i thought they were the road's stand

[viral plume]

Anyone got ideas?

[sick beacon]

i thought sugar mountain was like cheap trick tho

[vast ermine]

Nah its just the ginko leaves

[sick beacon]

where it just jumps from user to user

[vast ermine]

So

[civic flame]

me when i am medicine phobic

[abstract eagle]

He destroyed a shelf with locacacas

[vast ermine]

Nah its like a curse stand

People get stuck in the tree by falling for the curse

[sudden nymph]

I think my theory is the most likely

[vast ermine]

It requires people to use but its the tree that it all surrounds

[sick beacon]

imagine getting tricked by a tree

[kind owl]

@sick beacon, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[vast ermine]

I just re read it so

[sick beacon]

nooo am i not green anymore

noooooo

[vast ermine]

Slowly taking my friend through SBR

Cant wait to do jjl

[sudden nymph]

Les fillies is going to be revealed to be made by the infinite spin and will help Gappy defeat Tooru. This is my theory

[vast ermine]

JJL has become my fav part

[faint rivet]

:BrodyFoxxFromYoMama:

[abstract eagle]

If u want green back then go to bot commands server and type yui sub green

[sick beacon]

tusk act 4 is probably my favorite stand

[gentle venture]

you see the joestar birthmark a lot in these chapters lately

[sick beacon]

sweet

[vast ermine]

Act 4 is so cool

its so powerful

[faint rivet]

my favorite is wonder of u 😳

[sick beacon]

wonder of u is another one of my favorites for sure

i mean its my pfp

[abstract eagle]

Born this way is mine

[vast ermine]

Such a good one

[heavy ledge]

wonder of uwu fancam 2 when

[abstract eagle]

Its so cool

[civic flame]

i want rai mamezuku to kiss me

[sudden nymph]

Hi

[sick beacon]

really, born this way? thats interesting

[civic flame]

jose i will deadass make one

[vast ermine]

NGL my fav may be Catch the Rainbow

[viral plume]

I like that act 4 is an insanely powerful technique with so many drawbacks that can be taken care of if you are smart

[faint rivet]

someone make a wonder of uwu fancam right now

[abstract eagle]

Yeah i like it

[sick beacon]

catch the rainbow is cool as hell

[viral plume]

Its not an instant win abbility

[heavy ledge]

henry made one like months ago

[civic flame]

we need more

[vast ermine]

My friend is 3d printing me a CTR mask

[heavy ledge]

but u hate tooru so u cant make it

[civic flame]

i was gonna make another rai fc xd

[sick beacon]

imagine smacking yourself with the infinite spin

[civic flame]

ill risk my mental state

ill put curse music in the back

[vast ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/582711731277660182/774462147899555870/image0.png

[sudden nymph]

Given the right circumstances it can be an instant win ability but you won’t always get those circumstances

[vast ermine]

Thats the mask hes making me

[faint rivet]

[heavy ledge]

you are not ok if you are considering making a wou fancam

[abstract eagle]

Damn thats good

[frozen charm]

Jobing

Dead

[sick beacon]

haha thats awesome

[vast ermine]

ikr

[faint rivet]

Jobing

[frozen charm]

Wonder of uwu is hot

[faint rivet]

Alive

[sick beacon]

you gonna go stand in the rain?

[vast ermine]

Im hype to do a blackmore cosplay

[civic flame]

jose look me in my eyes do i look ok to u 😳

[vast ermine]

Yers

[faint rivet]

Jobbin'

[frozen charm]

Slobbin'

[heavy ledge]

no tooru hater is ok

[sick beacon]

are you gonna get a big forward ponytail

[civic flame]

PLEASE I HATE HIM

[viral plume]

Exactly, there are quite a few variables to you winning a fight with Act 4. You have to hit someone with the bullet, which can be really difficult if you fight someone like AU diego

[vast ermine]

Prob lol

Im not blonde so thats a bit of an issue

[heavy ledge]

wait i lost gappy

[faint rivet]

tooru is a sexy asshole

[frozen charm]

Tuck act 5

[civic flame]

WHAT

BYE

[gentle venture]

bruh

[hard meteor]

Lmao

[vast ermine]

Tusk act 5 is just a whirlpool pool

[snow heron]

Wonder Of UwU

[civic flame]

this is the worse moment of my life

[vast ermine]

Johhny relaxes with a martini

[sick beacon]

im gonna do a funny valentine cosplay soon

[sudden nymph]

Wonder of uwu

[frozen charm]

Delete this please

[kind owl]

@frozen charm, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 31 !

[snow heron]

Tusk Act 6 is a jacuzzi

[sick beacon]

i have a friend who looks exactly like D-I-S-C-O

[vast ermine]

Cool

Hes hot

[civic flame]

i still hatw tooru

[frozen charm]

Thank you

[civic flame]

@heavy ledge find gappy

[sick beacon]

disco is not hot

[civic flame]

speaking of cats

[vast ermine]

Sure he is

[civic flame]

where tf is my cat

[frozen charm]

Cats aren't real

[civic flame]

i havent seen him since 10 am

[frozen charm]

My minecraft cat died

[vast ermine]

His stand is awful tho

[snow heron]

Cats are liquid

[sick beacon]

funny valentine is hot

[civic flame]

my cat wears a kira tie

[sick beacon]

chocolate disco reuqiem

[faint rivet]

cats are a figment of our imagination

[civic flame]

i think he wants to kill mw

[abstract eagle]

Cats are plasma td r u talking about

[frozen charm]

Not real

Bingus real??

[viral plume]

Dude...born this way just fucking showed up

[sick beacon]

are you the real bingus

[faint rivet]

bingus real!

[vast ermine]

I love how its just cannon valentine worked out over SBR

[viral plume]

So coo.

[faint rivet]

so coo.

[sick beacon]

yeah i loved that

[abstract eagle]

So coo

[sick beacon]

that lil guest appearance

[vast ermine]

Do yall know where the scrimmy bingus is

[sick beacon]

the bingus scrumpy

[faint rivet]

nebraska

[frozen charm]

Nebraska

Omaha specifically

[civic flame]

real

[sudden nymph]

Bingus

[sick beacon]

holy shit

[faint rivet]

is that a real game

[sick beacon]

got my paycheck today, buying that

[civic flame]

bingus in the chat

LMFAO

[vast ermine]

Yes it is very real

[vast ermine]

The bingus

[faint rivet]

someone buy that and play it

[sick beacon]

was literally about to sell my 3ds but its not worth it now that i know this exists

[vast ermine]

Ok well its not strictly real but you can play it.

[faint rivet]

2 card

[abstract eagle]

Lmao i locked u in kaatos stand

[vast ermine]

NOOOOO

[sick beacon]

help

[faint rivet]

NOOOOO

[vast ermine]

Kaato stand is valentine

[sick beacon]

ok guys my friend is trying to convince me that caato is the main villian

[vast ermine]

Think abt it

[faint rivet]

she isn't

[sick beacon]

like genuinely

[frozen charm]

Call them racial slurs

[vast ermine]

She just transfers shit to the other dimensions between things

[abstract eagle]

Kaatos stand is d4c but card magician

[vast ermine]

VALENTINE MOMENT

[sick beacon]

and he made a good point too not even gonna lie

[vast ermine]

Kaato is

[sick beacon]

but i dont see it happening

[frozen charm]

Not real

[sick beacon]

at all

[faint rivet]

guys what if

there's no main villain

[frozen charm]

Joshu main villain

[sick beacon]

i am the main villian

[faint rivet]

no

[vast ermine]

Dude if you see what araki said abt Rock human mothers, she falls into the outlines

[abstract eagle]

What if this adventure wasnt about the main villain but about the friends we made along the way

[frozen charm]

The real satoru akefu is the main villain

[vast ermine]

Shes a rock human im sure

Old man

What if Finn and Jake from the hit cartoon Adventure time are the main villains

[sick beacon]

what if you started reading chapter 104 and you saw in the background just like an actual black and white photograph of you scanned in and it was never adressed

and when you refresh the page its gone

[vast ermine]

Thats araki contacting you with a mission

You need to kill them

[faint rivet]

thanks hirohiko

[sick beacon]

thats araki telling you that your time is near

[vast ermine]

That is your target

[sick beacon]

thats his warning to you

[vast ermine]

You must act now

[sudden nymph]

I would think Araki is watching me

[sick beacon]

ok when you read chapter 105 a watermark of your face is on every page

[kind owl]

@sick beacon, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

[sick beacon]

what now

[vast ermine]

I wanna see a stand thats a Nintendo DS

[sick beacon]

there is

baby face

[vast ermine]

Not that

[abstract eagle]

I would slowly die bcs im ugly

[sudden nymph]

Then I know he’s watching me

[light swift]

Thats just baby face skeletor

[vast ermine]

No its ability is to let you play Mother 3 in english

[sick beacon]

i would give so much money to see baby face as a nintendo 3ds

[frozen charm]

No way

[sick beacon]

as a brand deal

[frozen charm]

I wanna play mother 3 in english

[faint rivet]

i am officially on winter break now 😎

[vast ermine]

I frankly dont wanna touch the rape stand at all

[sick beacon]

sweet me too

[light swift]

So did you all read the new chapter?

[sick beacon]

gotta work every day though

[sudden nymph]

I was at 12

[light swift]

I just finished it

[sick beacon]

yes

its very good

very goo

[faint rivet]

goo chapter

me like

[sick beacon]

vitamin c was a while ago

[light swift]

Yeah, next chap we finally get to see what's in the bubbles

[vast ermine]

Ok bye im gonna go inhale burning funny plant

[sick beacon]

bye bye funny man

[faint rivet]

i am in the bubbles

[sudden nymph]

Bingus he is trapped we must save him

[faint rivet]

i am the bubbles

[frozen charm]

Bingus is in the spinning bubbles

[sick beacon]

mustard gas is in the bubbles

[faint rivet]

yay

[frozen charm]

He's gonna get launched by josuke

At wonder of u

[light swift]

So the maid is now the closest person to ever get near WOU

[frozen charm]

And kill it

With his stand

[sick beacon]

aw shit gotta go to work in 15 minutes

[faint rivet]

work hard

[sick beacon]

no

[faint rivet]

or else

[sick beacon]

ok i will

[faint rivet]

i will be anger

[sudden nymph]

Bingus can redirect the calamity @frozen charm

[sick beacon]

bingus = world over heaven

[faint rivet]

so the plane at the start of the chapter, was it under the effects of a calamity?

[sick beacon]

i assume so

[light swift]

A calamity should come for yasuho now after she called kei

[sick beacon]

i also assume it will be referenced again later

[light swift]

Oh yeah right the plane

[frozen charm]

The plane was persuing tooru

[sick beacon]

calamity got overwritten when josuke kicked WoU in the neck

hes next in line

[frozen charm]

Pursuing

Cannot spell

Joshu coin

Get to mining

[faint rivet]

persue 😳

[sick beacon]

jobincoin

[faint rivet]

jobitcoin

[frozen charm]

Jobingus

[sudden nymph]

Jobingus

[sick beacon]

😻

[sick beacon]

[frozen charm]

[sudden nymph]

Has anyone used it as their profile yet

[frozen charm]

No

[sudden nymph]

Dang it

[sick beacon]

if there was a WoU bingus ill do that

loving this lil guy

[frozen charm]

Wonder of bingus

[sick beacon]

wonder of you (you meaning bingus)

[foggy furnace]

Wait how do you get the jojolion ping role.?

[faint rivet]

i could do a kei or wou for this chapter

i'll end up doing both eventually

[abstract eagle]

I could draw wonder of bingus but i dont have my laptop

[sick beacon]

just got my drawing tablet so i might make a WoU myself

[sudden nymph]

You should wait on Kei for the chapter she really influences

[faint rivet]

i use Paint 3D with a mouse so i bet yours will turn out better

[sick beacon]

good god

[abstract eagle]

Tho i could try drawing wonder of bingus on my phone with a drawing tablet

[sick beacon]

this gold colour is growing on me

[faint rivet]

i am purple 🥴

[sick beacon]

pruple

[faint rivet]

nitro 😔

[sick beacon]

aight time for work

bye bye everyone

[faint rivet]

leave

now

[sick beacon]

[near cedar]

This chapter was pog

[gentle venture]

very much

[frozen charm]

Get out

[gentle venture]

[twilit cobalt]

Just finished reading it. So hype for the rest!

[hasty heart]

Ok

What the fuck

What’s up with Josukes bubbles then

Also what did kei even do the panels confused me

[elfin tangle]

[rocky stump]

used the badass looking stand and cut tooru

[hasty heart]

H o W

I thought wou’s head got hit by a bubble anyway

[minor ore]

She can switch from automatic to normal

[hasty heart]

Not kei

Ok but still how did she manage to hit WoU

[rocky stump]

she wasn’t pursing wou

magic

[minor ore]

She was going towards Gappy

[hasty heart]

So she basically

Hit him accidentally

[minor ore]

Yes

[hasty heart]

And what’s up with the mf plane

[minor ore]

The plane is a calamity it’s going to hit someone

[hasty heart]

Hmmmmmmm

Yasuho most likely

But if josuke can do some bullshit bubble shit

[minor ore]

I think it’s going to be Tooru

[hasty heart]

And somehow make tooru next in the calamity

[minor ore]

Yes

[hasty heart]

But ngl I would hate that

Tjat would just be bs

Epic spin moment

[minor ore]

I mean they have been building towards it for a while it’s not a out of the blue moment

[hasty heart]

I guess

I think it would just be kinda shitty if it was another ‘hidden/upgraded ability’ thing that beats Tooru

That would just be bad writing imo

[minor ore]

I don’t agree plus Tooru might not be the main villain

[frozen charm]

Kei will get real

[hasty heart]

We’re on chapter 103

Araki can’t introduce a main villain now

It’s too late

[minor ore]

Kaato

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !

[hasty heart]

Lmaoooooooo no

Sorry

Just no

[hard meteor]

Wdym no

[minor ore]

Lmao yes

[hard meteor]

It’s bound to happen

[elfin tangle]

Wait what

Kei hit him?

[inland ferry]

To late

[hasty heart]

She’s had like 0 page time whatsoever

[hard meteor]

[minor ore]

And?

[hasty heart]

So it would be fuxking dumb if araki made her Mac

[inland ferry]

Wdym and?

[hasty heart]

Mv

[minor ore]

Araki is always trying new things a complete surprise villain is something he hasn’t done yet

[hasty heart]

I would just stop reading jjl at that point

[hard meteor]

Damn

[hasty heart]

Tooru already is a surprise villain bruh

[minor ore]

I meant a person we already know becoming the villain

[hasty heart]

Plus what would kaato’s motivation be

[minor ore]

Money

Easy

[hasty heart]

All she seems to want now is a quiet life

Wait

[minor ore]

The family civil war will happen you can’t stop it

[hasty heart]

jjl is currently in my fav part but may very likely drop in the next couple chapters

[hard meteor]

Kaato establishes she wants power over her family and the estate,we know norisuke is out of the picture so there’s a perfect opportunity for her to come in

[hasty heart]

Depending on what araki do

[minor ore]

Family civil war theory fights
Gappy vs Kaato
Joshu vs Jobin
Daiya vs Hato
Mitsuba vs Tsurugi

Hey

Where's the other guy

??

Don’t know

Green man

[frozen charm]

Green giorno

Cringe

[minor ore]

No

@junior coral hey brother come here

[hasty heart]

Joshu vs jobin would already be won then

Fuck

[frozen charm]

Drip joshu

[minor ore]

Not if Jobin isn’t dead

[hasty heart]

Yea

I can’t see araki killing him tbh

Especially since he’s been teasing that there’s something more to his ability

[minor ore]

In speed king’s stand explanation it hinted that it had secrets abilities

[frozen charm]

Drip joshu

[hasty heart]

Yeah

[minor ore]

Oh wait you already said that

[hasty heart]

Aye

Maybe it’s

Something to do with entropy

[minor ore]

Nut king call is way better than people realize

[hasty heart]

I just see nut king call as sticky fingers without being able to go through stuff

But

[minor ore]

Nut king call doesn’t need to touch something it just needs to be in range for its ability to work @hasty heart

[hasty heart]

Can also screw parts on to people

Wait what

I thought he needs to punch it

That’s insanely op

[hard meteor]

ngl im a little disappointed it didnt do anything after the cliffhanger,its cool he didnt hurt yasuho but it feels kinda wasted

[minor ore]

No nut king call can put a screw on anything that’s in its range

[hasty heart]

Oh

[minor ore]

And it has a c in range

[hasty heart]

But doesn’t he have to interact with the screw to make it do anytging

Or can he just control them

[elfin tangle]

Let's go Kei, doing some shit immediately

[minor ore]

No he can just control them

[hasty heart]

Right

[elfin tangle]

Also lol "Daiya versus Hato" cringe

That battle would suck

[hasty heart]

Yeah I don’t rly get how kei was able to hit wou

I mean

[hard meteor]

yeah it would be easy win for hato

[hasty heart]

Yeah born this way was going toward josuke

[elfin tangle]

California King Bed can't do anything and Walking Heart is painfully linear

[hasty heart]

But purposely spun around to hit wou i t he head

[elfin tangle]

An idea of a Higashikata civil war sounds terrible

[hasty heart]

And doesn’t make sense either

[elfin tangle]

Mitsuba fighting her son makes zero sense too

She literally turned on Yasuho for Tsurugi's sake

[minor ore]

Aren’t most stand battles in the other sides favor though

[hasty heart]

No?

[minor ore]

She could have a change of heart

[hasty heart]

What would make her turn on her dying son lmfao

Also why is Mitsuba high up on the calamity order

What did she do

[minor ore]

He would be fixed at that point

And it wouldn’t be a kill fight it would be a stop fight she is just trying to stop him

[hard meteor]

some cases sure but there really isnt a way for daiya to be beat a stand like walking heart

unless ckb gets some sort of upgrade

[minor ore]

I mean can’t daiya create her own rules @hard meteor

[abstract eagle]

Guys i did wonder of bingus on my phone

And im not proud of it at all

Lol

[hard meteor]

im not sure she can

[minor ore]

I’ll look it up one sec

[elfin tangle]

Mitsuba turning on Tsurugi when her character is established that she'd do anything for her kids, even fuck over Yasuho would be trash writing

A Higashikata civil war sounds forced as hell

[minor ore]

The jojo’s blizzare encyclopedia says she can but let me find her official stand explanation

[hard meteor]

alright

[minor ore]

I’m not saying it’s going to happen it was just a thought I had

[elfin tangle]

It doesn't really... work

The family's currently in shambles anyway

[sudden nymph]

I never said it was going to happen plus it doesn’t have to happen in that way it could be Yasuho and Kei fighting the other two

@hard meteor I was wrong it’s not like that

But even then I bet daiya could trick hato into worrying about her

[minor ore]

[inland oyster]

hey, no emote spam

[sudden nymph]

It’s not spam if it’s multiple people technically

[abstract eagle]

True

[inland oyster]

shut up

[sudden nymph]

You can’t silence me everyone will know the truth

[inland oyster]

is that so

[sudden nymph]

Oh no lol

[inland oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/zeus-god-thunder-lightning-power-gif-15108350

[abstract eagle]

Oh no

[sudden nymph]

Also just so everyone knows red Giorno is my alt

[abstract eagle]

Cool. (Sry for bad english)

[minor ore]

It’s fine

[abstract eagle]

My back hurts ouch ouch

[spare prawn]

There can't be psyhical printed English copies of JoJolion can there? Do people but them for collection? All I see on Twitter is people talking about waiting for new JoJolion to come in mail and im like ?

[sudden nymph]

No there aren’t. Maybe like two unofficiall ones

[abstract eagle]

I dont think so

[loud lintel]

is there anyone who actually believes rai will survive?

[faint rivet]

He dead

[sudden nymph]

No lol

[daring bear]

New chapter pog

[minor ore]

Dododododododododododododododdoodododoododododoodidodoododoodooddooododoodoododood

[abstract eagle]

R u having a stroke lmao

[upper knoll]

dododo de dadadadada doadoodaodaodoaodaodoaosdo head doctor's rock animal

[minor ore]

D7

Dododo de dadada

[sudden nymph]

dodoododoodododopodododoododoododoododoododoodododoodooododoodododoodoodododoodoododododoodoododoododoododododoodoodededdededdedddeddededddedededddededdeddeddededededdeddededdeddedededdddedededdeda

[gentle venture]

bruh

[upper knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/651376521965076483/789608166106333204/131913220_3524653897654802_3099704682935870035_o.png

I hope I can still post memes here like people always do on day 1 of the new chapter!

[minor ore]

high quality

throwback

also this is basically confirmation we're getting an upgrade or something

[inland oyster]

yeah

[minor ore]

The virgin Tooru vs the chads Joshu and Gappy

[inland oyster]

if it wasn't obvious enough

joshu doin jack shit

Virgin Tooru vs King Gappy and Queen Yasuho

[rocky stump]

dodododedadada

[minor ore]

And Joshu and kei are just there watching maybe doing one thing each

[rocky stump]

the moment BTW appeared I was like HELL YEAH

it was badass

[minor ore]

I remember seeing someone say the main Joestar group should have been Gappy Yasuho Kei and Joshu that’s ironic now considering they are the final 4 still doing anything

[ebon rampart]

https://twitter.com/jojo_wiki/status/1340042654239866881?s=19

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia (@jojo_wiki)

JoJolion Volume 25: Author's Note

• Hirohiko Araki (December 2020)

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319

Twitter · Dec 18, 2020, 9:14 PM

[minor ore]

Yeah

[tawdry pond]

thats deep araki

[kind owl]

@tawdry pond, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !

[pulsar zephyr]

...

[daring bear]

"dilemma"

[minor ore]

A plane crashing

[heavy ledge]

i love araki can i hug

[minor ore]

No

Corona virus

[heavy ledge]

but im clean

[minor ore]

No you aren’t

I know I saw your results

[heavy ledge]

i havent left home since march pls hug

[ebon rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/group-hug-jo-jos-bizarre-adventure-jjba-jo-jo-polnareff-gif-12114281

[minor ore]

No the virus came in through your window

[abstract eagle]

Bruh im not leaving my house for good 7 years lmao

[gentle venture]

i've fallen and i can't get up brought to a new level

[minor ore]

tarot card and egyptian god references in jojo > Music references > fashion designer references > jojo references in jojo

[rocky stump]

no not jousuke’s 8k yen Jordan’s

[frozen charm]

Josuke has hole leg now

What if his injuries are healed

By the locacaca 6251 still in his body

If mamezuku is dead I will be deleting jojolion from exsistance

[upper knoll]

:/

[loud lintel]

this channel is doomed

[gentle venture]

indeed it is

[sudden nymph]

It’s like whenever any of us come in this channel we loose our brains

[loud lintel]

so true

its not even about jojolion anymore

just shitposting

[sudden nymph]

The weird thing is even though we know this we all still do it

[rocky stump]

jojo lion

where is he

rock animal jojo lion

[sudden nymph]

I can’t wait for all the jojo lion characters to get figures

[abstract eagle]

I cant wait for paisley figure

Not bcs of her booty

[median quartz]

Whats gonna happen with the airplane piece

[abstract eagle]

She's just one of my fav standos

[upper knoll]

its gonna fall on Yasuho

or someone else maybe

[median quartz]

I feel like its gonna pierce through her

Gonna be sad asf