https://jojo.fandom.com/f/p/3246166909124901540 also has a link to somebody quoting the interview from one of the JoJoniums in it
#jojolion
near cedar
foggy gulch
well yeah calamity might not work
pulsar yoke
I suppose its not intentional, so it wouldn't strike AU tooru
near cedar
Could not find a link that wasn't fucking fandom
hollow fog
Could not find a link that wasn't fucking fandom
@near cedar number 1 piece of evidence to suggest its not canon
pulsar yoke
lol
hollow fog
Im joking obviously
foggy gulch
i dont like that people spread around rumors or theories like they're true
the anime onlys always fall for them
sudden nymph
^
foggy gulch
hollow fog
If D4c can bring multiple of the same stand user to the same dimension
Well WoU would still beat 100 Cream starters right
pulsar yoke
Yea probably
hollow fog
It's not very suited to beating WoU
near cedar
i dont like that people spread around rumors or theories like they're true
Except this is stated by Araki in Jojonium
foggy gulch
oh im not talking about joseph hp
near cedar
oh ok then
foggy gulch
just stupid shit like jonathan is star platinum
hollow fog
Wait he isnt?
pulsar yoke
Balloon dog stand from part 7 (I forgot the name) vs WoU
sudden nymph
Isn’t hermit purple made of hamon or something
foggy gulch
whenever i see that mentioned i go into an unholy rage
near cedar
Wait he isnt?
nope
hollow fog
I read that on my horoscope, guess my voodo doctor must have lied to me. I should consult my hypnotist about thiz
near cedar
Ah that was a joke xD
sudden nymph
Yeah you should @hollow fog
pulsar yoke
hollow fog
Eww
sudden nymph
Wasn’t that theory started by an photoshopped sub @near cedar
pulsar yoke
lol I don't look at this servers emotes often enough, they're pretty great, esp the jjl ones
sudden nymph
foggy gulch
hollow fog
21st century boy is still at the bottom of some river right
foggy gulch
maybe he uses more calamity on himself rather than his stand, or the users version is always more potent (might sound dumb)
sudden nymph
20th century
foggy gulch
hes probably dead from starvation @hollow fog
kind owlBOT
@foggy gulch, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !
pulsar yoke
lol porky's absolutely safe capsule
hollow fog
Go ask him to pursue tooru and then take a time out
foggy gulch
atleast he stopped thinking halfway through
hollow fog
hes probably dead from starvation @hollow fog
@foggy gulch he stopped thinking. His stand makes him incincible when hes using it. Hes still alive
pulsar yoke
20th century boy vs WoU
sudden nymph
He would survive for a while but eventually loose
hollow fog
Ultimate kars vs WoU. Can't die to a calamity if you cant die.
foggy gulch
all his stand does is redirect energy into the ground
it doesnt make him not need to eat food and water
pulsar yoke
Eats sand
sudden nymph
He seems to be able to breath underwater
pulsar yoke
20th century boy has an aur bubble I think
He would probably die of oxygen deprivation before hunger
foggy gulch
yeah i guess, thats weird since it was literally stated that his stand is just a bunch of wires that redirect incoming energy into the ground
hollow fog
It redirects the drowning
sudden nymph
@foggy gulch maybe it’s just that his stand is bullshit
foggy gulch
araki giving him a better stand just so he can make funny part 2 reference
hollow fog
But yeah I reread that wiki entry and youre right
foggy gulch
trollface
hollow fog
He just plugs into the ground and has a reflector
near cedar
Wasn’t that theory started by an photoshopped sub @near cedar
@sudden nymph yes it was
foggy gulch
which one
pulsar yoke
Fox shine
near cedar
Jonathan = Star Plat
foggy gulch
ah yeah
hollow fog
If it was ness absorb then magenta magenta would be way stronger
Too bad it just deflects
foggy gulch
looking at instagram comments on jojo related stuff is very irritating sometimes
pulsar yoke
It's funny
sudden nymph
The fake sub was Jonathan saying he will come back as a ghost and haunt dio right?
foggy gulch
@hollow fog it could technically cause an earthquake if he was hit by something powerful enough
since the energy goes into the ground
sudden nymph
Actually that would work
pulsar yoke
Seabed
hollow fog
No he sank to the bottom while using his stand l
pulsar yoke
Or I guess riverbed?
foggy gulch
he should attach the wires to someone else so they take the damage instead of him
sudden nymph
@hollow fog like I said his stand makes no sense and is bullshit
hollow fog
@hollow fog like I said his stand makes no sense and is bullshit
@sudden nymph so... youre saying its the same type of stand as star platinum?
Star platinum: 20th century boy
kind owlBOT
@hollow fog, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 9 !
sudden nymph
Star platinum makes more sense than that
hollow fog
Actually it doesn't do a lot of rational thinking, it just kinda punches
pulsar yoke
Star Platinum: 20th Century Boy Over Heaven Requiem
foggy gulch
killer queen stomach hatch makes more sense than that
hollow fog
killer queen stomach hatch makes more sense than that
@foggy gulch LOL, he DOES have a stomach hatch
violet loom
Lmao I forgot about stomach hatch
hollow fog
He needs to eat more
sudden nymph
If two rats have the same stand does that mean all animals of the same type have the same stand
foggy gulch
he started eating healthy and look what happened to him
hollow fog
He reeminds me of my abs
violet loom
Also, why is slow mode on this chat?
hollow fog
Not there at all, just opens up
pulsar yoke
Rats
hollow fog
If two rats have the same stand does that mean all animals of the same type have the same stand
@sudden nymph they must have been siblings or something idk
foggy gulch
something similar to tomb of the boom probs
hollow fog
Rock twins with different stands? What even are twins lol
pulsar yoke
They were bound by fate like dio and jotaro
sudden nymph
But they are different stands they just have the same name @foggy gulch
foggy gulch
they still have similar abilities
pulsar yoke
Ratt
hollow fog
A rat could beat dio?
pulsar yoke
Ratt vs WoU
hollow fog
The rat caught onto jotaro's time stopping abilities faster than kakyoin lmaooooo
sudden nymph
Have you guys seen jojo power scaling it’s hilarious
pulsar yoke
Yeah
hollow fog
King crimson is so op
foggy gulch
dude i watched one of them and gold experience was above crazy diamond in terms of "power level"
foggy gulch
hollow fog
Giornos just built differently or somth idk
sudden nymph
I meant this video @foggy gulch
pulsar yoke
foggy gulch
about jojo power scaling
violet loom
I feel maybe golden experience might be more adaptable than crazy diamond.
sudden nymph
You should watch the one it’s hilarious @foggy gulch
violet loom
Just my opinion tho
near cedar
I feel maybe golden experience might be more adaptable than crazy diamond.
it is
It can "heal" it's user as well as anybody else, and it can use it's stuff to attack
foggy gulch
LOL
hollow fog
It makes sense
sudden nymph
Sethan is low key op
hollow fog
cheap trick better than hp bro
@foggy gulch its power rankings, just in no particular order
violet loom
Ok we all know the best stand...
Hey Ya
hollow fog
Yes
near cedar
Earth wind and fire is better then Cheap Trick
hollow fog
Earth wind and fire is better then Cheap Trick
@near cedar it's not even a stand probanly
Just alien powers lul
sudden nymph
I like to think Mikitaka is an alien stand user
violet loom
Yeah it’s possible he’s actually an alien, there a lot of crazy shit in Jojo that isn’t stands.
hollow fog
His stand might just be some dumb shit like "you boil water LUL" and mikitaka has to use his own powers
Also he couldn't see CD's fist in front of his face, or hear the hand talking
foggy gulch
Hes part 5, josuke is part 4. 5 > 4
@hollow fog you were right, like 80% of the stands in the top 30 were part 5 stands
violet loom
Stand Name: Viagra
Power: 🙂
hollow fog
Brazilian wandering spider
sudden nymph
Boiling water stand > wonder of u
hollow fog
Foo fighter
sudden nymph
@foggy gulch it was a part 6 stand from a stand disc pucci threw it at ff
hollow fog
Who has a stand that sends a miniscule amount of electricity to your brain?
sudden nymph
It’s how she died kind of
foggy gulch
i know but what sort of personality makes your soul manifestation just boil water
hollow fog
Who has a stand that kills you if your back os seen?
sudden nymph
Cooker
sudden nymph
Yes I agree @violet loom
foggy gulch
Who has a stand that kills you if your back os seen?
@hollow fog the dude whos super afraid of his back being seen because he has a sort of superstition thing
it actually made a little bit of sense
sudden nymph
@violet loom it’s name is American idiot now
hollow fog
Lol that was a shitty joke
sudden nymph
^
hollow fog
We need an aquatic based jojo part
sudden nymph
Jojo part 9 under the sea
hollow fog
Za little mermaid
sudden nymph
Main villain is mermaid funny valentine
hollow fog
Probably ursula had the boiling water stand
sudden nymph
I think we should all collectively name that stand American idiot
foggy gulch
its a useful stand if the user could selectively choose what they wanted to boil
hollow fog
You have to die to use it effectively
I mean, carne brings it out but it does nothing anyeahs
sudden nymph
That electric stand in part 5 is named Electric avenue now I decided
foggy gulch
no... ride the lightning,...
hollow fog
In fact, imagine if carne had to have it out when he died or it wouldn't activate
sudden nymph
That’s better @foggy gulch
hollow fog
Objectively worst stand? Gucci bag
Just kidding. All stands have the potential to be useful given the right situation
Even the boiling water stand. Just look at how effectively pucci used it! It wasn't that bad when he used it, im fact it nearly killed FF
sudden nymph
Let’s give the Gucci bag stand a name
sudden nymph
It’s said there is 3 of them
hollow fog
There are two ratts
sudden nymph
The stand user is a Gucci artist that’s said
hollow fog
Ah okay.
minor ore
I need to read this chapter
faint rivet
do it then
sudden nymph
I really wonder what role the mystery man Is going to play
royal gale
there has NEVER been a more accurate pinned message then the "Joshu Redemption" one
kind owlBOT
@royal gale, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 7 !
sudden nymph
I agree somewhat but she didn’t really do anything this chapter
sleek mason
eh no i think her actions were incredibly significant
she was given an out, which is more significant since she was recently maimed but regained it, but resolved to not take the easy way out
like in general i feel jojo makes a big deal about choices, resolve and conviction and she definitely showed a bunch of it
sure maybe technically all she did was make a phone call, but part of jojo's charm is how it can turn seemingly normal everyday actions into huge things due to weird ass circumstances
Like the blackmore fight in sbr could be boiled down to "they're just staying out of the rain" but the circumstances make it a spectacle
heavy ledge
Rain did fuck up our man josuke too
near cedar
I agree somewhat but she didn’t really do anything this chapter
Got info to Josuke and risked her life to do it, info being the motherfucker you gotta kill is here at the Higashikata estate
sure maybe technically all she did was make a phone call, but part of jojo's charm is how it can turn seemingly normal everyday actions into huge things due to weird ass circumstances
A phone call can be significant in anything if it's something important
Not just cuz it's jojo lol, i mean the phone call is "Yo main bad guy is here, Kyo you gotta find Josuke ASAP"
sleek mason
yeah essentially what eriksonn said Yasuho is MVP this year and all years
foggy gulch
does kyo know about the head doctor?
sleek mason
not just best girl but MVP as a whole
foggy gulch
if she doesnt then thats a big advantage
sleek mason
...oh sshhiiittttt
mighty kestrel
Kyo you gotta find Josuke ASAP
I believe you mean Kei 
sudden nymph
What if we are the main villains of jojolion
foggy gulch
His stand combined with the calamity... joshu being reborn as a god in the process
sudden nymph
I thought memes were allowed today?
grizzled pilot
no
grizzled pilot
im telling you no
sudden nymph
I know I’m just telling you why I did it
sudden nymph
@grizzled pilot ok
grizzled pilot
sudden nymph
I thought his arm was gone for a sec
minor ore
stuck cove
I figured that Joshu seemed a little sus throughout the part but I didn't think he'd go all berserk, especially with how he agreed with the whole Rokakaka deal. That said, I am really happy that we get to see the return of Nijimura, crossing my fingers she doesn't end up like the jacuzzi man.
mental quartz
You can say he went a little nuts
And he's got a few screws loose
I think Kyo has this
Seems like a perfect counterattack to WoU
Even cold temps can fuck up D8
Omg can you imagine tiny Born This Way?
stuck cove
Wait I thought Do Do Do De Da Da Da is dead? But a tiny Born this way sounds hilarious, I can imagine a young Nijimura making motorcyclye sounds as she runs it everywhere.
kind owlBOT
@stuck cove, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !
mental quartz
Probably i missed them dying then haha
wet pulsar
I feel like a clown believing in the joshu redemption arc a few months ago
gilded ferry
Nah I always knew he would be useless
dusky geyser
Imagine thinking Joshu was going to be a good character.
gilded ferry
🤡🤡🤡
kind owlBOT
@gilded ferry, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !
noble haven
He got redeemed
chad Joshu strikes once again this chapter
Araki used Joshu so he can practice his Junji Ito manga style
wet pulsar
Actually I’ve reconsider
Joshu is the chad anti-simp
Like with jobin dead joshu is the only one in the family who can be crowned as the chad
bright hedge
Norisuke probably isnt dead just quite yet @wet pulsar
ruby river
what the fuck
bright hedge
Plus hato is a bit of a chad after vitamin c
ruby river
are y'all defending joshu again
bright hedge
Meanwhile Joshu is typical 4chan incel lmao
ruby river
^^^
bright hedge
Man is so horny on main hes gone loopy
ruby river
if jobin actually died i doubt he will inherit higashikata business
young meteor
Who are you referring to? Joshu?
bright hedge
So yeah
Is say the only active chad in the higashikata family direct bloodline right now
Is Hato
proper hinge
Poggy woggy.
ruby river
jesus fucking christ tooru didnt even see the body, its just a belief rn
bright hedge
proper hinge
I don’t care if he’s alive, he’s fucking dead, if he’s alive he’s dead.
dapper patrol
;-;
proper hinge
I wanna spit on the grave he’s not getting because no-one would go through the effort of burying him because he’s shit.
stuck cove
Inb4 Cato just says no and snags the ownership through one reason or another
Oh! Speaking of which, any ideas of what Cato's stand is gonna be? Be it the stand's name or it's powers
proper hinge
Given what we’ve seen of the stand she might be able to put things inside it and have them come out in a hurty way.
stuck cove
Oh, so like creating mini portals and shooting them back out, like Doctor Stange and his portals? Interesting
proper hinge
No.
We’ve seen a chair come out of her cards.
Unless you mean the cards are the portals.
stuck cove
Correct
silver bison
Jojo's bizarre adventure
proper hinge
What?
minor ore
Jojo's bizarre adventure
@silver bison i agree
elder mortar
upper knoll
silver bison
Huh
queen karma
wait so the wonder of you is just reverse love train?
dang I need to catch up:/
but I dont mind being spoiled
Wonder of you vs love train
Valentine is pursuing Tooru
oh wait Love Train wins
cuz Wonder of You sends Misfortune towards Love Train which sends Misfortune somewhere else
shrewd badger
Just finished the blue lagoon arc
kind owlBOT
@shrewd badger, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 10 !
shrewd badger
Jesus Christ
queen karma
im on blue lagoon arc
shrewd badger
It’s sick
queen karma
zombie
shrewd badger
Yer
queen karma
so... does Josuke win?
shrewd badger
.
minor ore
He piss and cum
astral widget
what he do
minor ore
“gappy entered the chat”
lost slate
i just realised, kei's name being messed up is the second time araki's been screwed over by furigana
the world would be so much better if tenmei kakyoin existed
broken rover
i'd hold tooru's ballz
ebon rampart
noble haven
Her name is Kei Kira aaaaaa
upper knoll
Screwed up lips
young meteor
Thank you for not putting Yakuza song
river cobalt
Dame da ne
near cedar
Dame yo
heavy ledge
So... Good morning. How bad are we feeling today?
minor ore
Dame na no yo
Anta ga, suki de, sukisugite
Dore dake, tsuyoi osa-ke demo
Yugamanai,
omoide ga,
baka mitai..
young meteor
Stop
young meteor
I shouldn't have mentioned Yakuza
minor ore
baka mitai~~~~
young meteor
Ok
faint rivet
young meteor
Maybe I should ping a mod
minor ore
lol
young meteor
@white beacon
minor ore
here it is
young meteor
Hmmm
minor ore
happy now?
young meteor
Actually idk why you sent me that
white beacon
Does kei mean anything in terms of big numbers? Because if not, then she's still kyo to fit with the other nijimuras
Oh nvm just checked upchat
faint gust
Me: oh cool, cannot wait to read the new chapter
First fucking panel: you wanna talk about poop
junior coral
LMAOOO
broken rover
ok
kind owlBOT
@broken rover, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 16 !
faint gust
when I wrote that message I didn't finish the chapter yet so I thought it would answer that
now I'm even more confused
young meteor
Top 10 Questions Science can't answer
faint gust
also man is joshu going crazy now but I kinda like it
junior coral
It's cause of WoU
He's basically affected like that one guy who attacked Josuke at the hospital
faint gust
Sometimes I forget part of how WoU works so I thought it was just the missing arm and Joshu being Joshu that made him like that and the way his face was drawn just being an overexaggeration
near cedar
What Green Gio just said isn't a fact
junior coral
I thought that at first too, but think about it, it's still Joshu, it's just that he's in attack mode
near cedar
IT's a theory
junior coral
Fine, but also too is it's not Survivor, WoU doesn't make people angry
So if the theory is true, keep in mind, that's still Joshu there doing that
ebon rampart
Gotta side with that theory
sudden nymph
@junior coral I think it’s important to realize if he is affected by “anger manipulation” or whatever it’s so bad because he’s just that type of person
junior coral
no but im saying there is no anger manipulation going on
sudden nymph
I think there is a tiny bit but not much
junior coral
didn't Rai also encounter someone who was being influenced by WoU?
Who was like, a convicted child murderer?
sudden nymph
It looked like he did but I don’t think he was
faint rivet
prison guy
sudden nymph
I think joshu is being manipulated a little but not a lot @junior coral
junior coral
he's turning into something to attack yasuho with
faint gust
I was guessing that he was gonna use Nut King Call to just take her arm and stick it to his body
sudden nymph
Maybe it just brings out the worst in someone because that other guy josuke bumped into wasn’t that rude @junior coral
junior coral
there's two options
Joshu is hoooooot
or he's being influenced by Wonder of U to kill Yasuho because she made an attempt to pursue tooru
sudden nymph
I think it’s both @junior coral in a way
faint rivet
WoU changes fate to attack the victim of the stand, so it could be changing the thoughts in Joshu's mind to make him more aggressive, which might somehow lead to yasuho's demise
junior coral
maybe
but what i said before is that WoU isnt like Survivor
It might push Joshu and his anger out towards her to go in for the kill
I love Joshu
sudden nymph
Even if you don’t like joshu you have to admit joshu is a very interesting character if he wasn’t we wouldn’t be having this conversation
bronze shell
His stand is awesome
sudden nymph
^
bronze shell
God is joshu just the biggest chad
junior coral
nooo
faint rivet
he seems like an okuyasu of sorts
junior coral
noooooo
faint gust
so if what you guys are saying it's true, it's basically like Heaven's Door in the sense that it will disregard all laws in order to fulfill its goal
want this guy to fly into space? write that into his head
want this person to be a beast? use that to kill the next person
faint rivet
he has stand that could be very powerful, but he's too big of an idiot to use it to it's full potential
junior coral
I love Joshu
bronze shell
Dude I remember this one time I got into an argument over joshu because this one chick called him a rapist and how he should die but then go on to defend Diego
faint rivet
i mean yeah in terms of personalities they are total opposites
junior coral
But Diego is cooooool, Joshu is asesome cool hair guy
faint rivet
but both have the stupid brain powerful stand situation
junior coral
okay
bronze shell
Diego killed a woman to save his ass and almost fucked Lucy
sudden nymph
It’s ok to rape people as long as your cool
faint gust
Joshu can be fucked in the head but I find him hilarious
and his stand's cool
junior coral
basically yes
sudden nymph
Alternate Diego is a worse person than joshu but Diego is a villain joshu isn’t
faint gust
just to prevent chat spam for future chapter releases I assume
junior coral
lame
bronze shell
So deigo would've of gotten the world if scary monsters wasnt attached to him
Right?
sudden nymph
Even if you hate joshu you have to admit he is a super interesting character and the fact a lot of us don’t know if he is being manipulated or not just proves this fact
@bronze shell we don’t know that for sure but it’s a possibility
junior coral
idk
bronze shell
Well deigo is very similar to dio
faint rivet
Mrs. Robinson attached Scary Monsters to Diego, right? How did that work?
sudden nymph
@faint rivet don’t ask
faint rivet
ok
bronze shell
He is isnt as evil but he is still as greedy
I think the world was manifested not out of dios evilness but his greed
Since it does allow him to control the most important thing ever which is time
sudden nymph
Regular Diego is far from the worst person in jojo it’s alternate Diego who is the super bad one
rocky stump
@faint rivet Doctor Ferdinand made Diego the leader of the dinosaur infected things but Ferdinand died and Diego kept the dinosaur ability
rocky stump
like the most useless villain ever
faint rivet
what was their stand
junior coral
The one villain without a Stand
rocky stump
just a weird dude who used cactuses and insects inside his eye
faint rivet
oh
bronze shell
Robinson was the clock bomb dude right
faint rivet
there's so many forgettable enemies in sbr
junior coral
fr
near cedar
Robinson was the clock bomb dude right
Bugs in eye, cactuses explode
junior coral
especially in the beginning
broken rover
there's so many forgettable enemies in all parts tbh
near cedar
Given enough time i can remember every enemy in part 1,2,3,4,5,6 (probably)
simple kraken
even 3?
frozen charm
Even 7273733
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/692335282359500851/777944230294847538/image0.png
This image is funny and all but joshu is missing the wrong arm :((((
faint rivet
just reverse the image
frozen charm
Okok
faint rivet
hold on ill do it
frozen charm
Incorrect
faint rivet
haha now i really fixed it
faint rivet
what where
frozen charm
The word sex on the bottle
faint rivet
image is now manga accurate and canon
faint rivet
secks
frozen charm
This is my 103 theory
Born this way pulls up and picks yasuho up
Then joshu and tooru just chill
inland oyster
frozen charm
Mf w twitter
frozen charm
If calamity can really do that then he might be the second strongest villan
inland oyster
@viral plume when we thought WOU already had plenty of abilities. It has some sort of trigger that can make people make bad decisions
frozen charm
Like if the part 5 gang went against wonder of u I know for a fact like narancia or mista are gonna start shooting the others
Bad decisions
Bad karma
Calamity
faint rivet
like i said, it changes fate. it changes how the universe functions in order to cause a calamity to happen to the victim on the attack. WoU can make people think or act differently than they normally would
hard meteor
guys, joshu might be innocent this time
👀
frozen charm
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
inland oyster
it doesn't affect the person directly causing the calamity though
hard meteor
Joshu nation back on?!
inland oyster
hell no lol
he's still gonna fight yasuho anyways and get his ass beat
being 'possessed' by an enemy stand is just another L on-top of his hay stack
frozen charm
Joshu just
inland oyster
Well he did also say he was gonna kill her if she gave someone a handjob with his arm before the calamity ‘got to him’
frozen charm
What if she gives herself a handjob???
inland oyster
Could just be Joshu’s anger towards Yasuho going wild because of the calamity
viral plume
@viral plume when we thought WOU already had plenty of abilities. It has some sort of trigger that can make people make bad decisions
@inland oyster Like...im this close to putting it above GER
junior coral
what if he gives him a handjob
viral plume
The amount of versatility this thing has is fucking attrocious
inland oyster
It’s still not above GER. It has an implied weakness against the spin and loop-holes can be found
viral plume
Its fucking close though
inland oyster
Really close
junior coral
main villain stand type beat
inland oyster
No
junior coral
yea
hard meteor
Nah
frozen charm
Maybe
junior coral
definitely
inland oyster
When he gets brutally killed in the next 5 chapters I don’t want to hear another word from you
🤫
lost slate
tooru is the valentine of this part
i won't be surprised if he does brutally get killed in the next 5 chapters
viral plume
I very much think this could be reality next chapter, if they introduce just that liiiiittle bit more
sudden nymph
@inland oyster he was safe in the future though
inland oyster
I very much think this could be reality next chapter, if they introduce just that liiiiittle bit more
@viral plume Is it doe?? Like GER is just a complete, instant activation with nothing stopping it. That alone will keep it above WOU no matter what imo.
sudden nymph
Sethan is S tier
viral plume
Well, we dont even know yet what the spin can even do to Wonder of U, if you look at the user, you die
viral plume
The activation for WoU is even better than GER's, because its just the idea of wanting to get close to him
While with GER its specifically getting attacked
inland oyster
Well we don’t really know that. It’s not specified in the description of the stand
For GER requiring direct attacks
Bro’s is WOU alt world GER 😮😮😮😮????
sudden nymph
We don’t know much about GER to be fair
viral plume
Adum, my mind isnt ready for that
sudden nymph
We really need an official explanation for wonder of u like next chapter
viral plume
We are getting dripped info
sudden nymph
It’s like Araki is trying to start arguments in the jojolion community
simple kraken
yeah araki wrote jojolion for the sole purpose of trolling
sudden nymph
I wouldn’t be surprised
If this is true then joshu would turn out to be the main villain
junior coral
Yellow Event
faint rivet
🟨
sudden nymph
junior coral
sudden nymph
Joshu unlocks nut in heaven and fights Gappy that’s my prediction for the next chapters of course you can think otherwise but then you’ll be wrong
junior coral
Ultimate Nut King Call Requiem Over Heaven ACT 2: Four Freeze
junior coral
Nut Finger
sudden nymph
He can also screw you out of existence
sudden nymph
This is just his transformation
hard meteor
Reminds me of blue Hawaii
sudden nymph
Soon he will have [nut in heaven]
junior coral
Nuttin' But Net
sudden nymph
He can use it to screw people out of existence
junior coral
Ultimate Nut King Call Requiem Over Heaven ACT 2: Love Train & Knuckles
light bone
Nut King transforms into Star Platinum equivalent in Jojolion universe, starts going on about "same type of stand"
sudden nymph
Question why does doggy style have a physical manifestation when it does nothing besides sit there
junior coral
Because why not
faint rivet
Nut King Call! Unscrew his cock
junior coral
Protagonist's Stands usually have a face y'know
light bone
Good doggie sits
junior coral
Do you guys think
Do you guys think Joshu has ever unscrewed his ummm
you know... to do...
With himself...?
faint rivet
quite possibly
sudden nymph
Maybe
upper knoll
perhaps....
junior coral
maybe NKC doesn't work on yourself, like Crazy Diamond
sudden nymph
@junior coral he used it on his tongue in the future
light bone
Question, since basically everything right now is Tooruwu, is head doctor just stand or is it weird automaton of dead dr body he was shown looking for in flashback before homer simpsoning into the trees?
kind owlBOT
@light bone, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !
long hound
Im pissing and shitting and crying rn the chapter was good but I wanted a joshu redemption ark so bad
sudden nymph
Oh no
junior coral
Question, since basically everything right now is Tooruwu, is head doctor just stand or is it weird automaton of dead dr body he was shown looking for in flashback before homer simpsoning into the trees?
it's the Stand impersonating the real Satoru Akefu
I'm gonna make an assumption and say that Tooru might've killed or got rid of the og
sudden nymph
Joshu will get his arm back somehow
long hound
Joshu will save the day
junior coral
yes and Jobin will come back to life 😅
long hound
Hes the real hero
sudden nymph
@junior coral he had his arm in the future thing
long hound
Hes only evil now because calamity
light bone
I'm thinking the same.
junior coral
@junior coral he had his arm in the future thing
I'm telling you guys rn, mark my words, some sort of Bites the Dust action is gonna go down this arc that will lead to the events of the flash forward
light bone
I've decided a long time ago, especially with jojolion, I'm just not gonna surmise anything
frozen charm
BRO!???!
junior coral
Ok
sudden nymph
Do you have a better answer @junior coral
junior coral
The only other theory that makes sense is that the flash forward is being manipulated by Paper Moon King
long hound
I think its appearent that paisley park is important to defeating WOY hence why he was so interested in her stand over the years. Maybe shes the only one that can escape fate.
light bone
or he's just a creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
simple kraken
I think paper mook king will definitely play a role
long hound
Joshu is chad
junior coral
no
simple kraken
I mean yeah paisley park is also a fate manipulating stand
long hound
Yes
light bone
joshu is nut
sudden nymph
@junior coral maybe but it doesn’t feel right
long hound
More like it finds the possible futures and follows the one that gives her the advantage
sudden nymph
Maybe crazy train can create new universes @junior coral
willow crystal
Will Smith 😳😳😳
light bone
another AU? mad lads
long hound
Wtf happened to the mom
sudden nymph
Or maybe hear me out that future thing we just saw is a result of Kaatos stand maybe her stand works very similar to d4c and it sends stuff to different universes for future use and the rest of the part will be some of the main characters figuring out how to come back
sudden nymph
There was a flashback to the future like 10 chapters ago @long hound
junior coral
flashback to the future
sudden nymph
It’s a meme in this channel
junior coral
lmao
sudden nymph
You have to call it flashback to the future
long hound
Ima need a chapter number
upper knoll
what about a "Flashforward"
light bone
I mean, I think it was just showing what the outcome was and it was sort of a "Yup, that's me, Noriuske. You might wondering how I ended up dead in this cabinet? Well it all started..."
sudden nymph
@light bone no don’t do a sonic
light bone
Sorry, I forgot the record scratch at the start
long hound
What chapter are y'all talking about
hard meteor
83
junior coral
89
what was the significance of having the sign with the bees on it in Yasuho's flashback
sudden nymph
BEES that’s the significance
hard meteor
Rock human foreshadowing
sudden nymph
Did anyone else think that sign in steel ball run was a stand at first or was that just me
hard meteor
I thought it was a separate stand at first too
long hound
Just read it
kind owlBOT
@long hound, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !
long hound
That wasnt a flash forward tf
long hound
I mean it was but it was showing what happened after jobin killed him
Its like it flashed fowarded a day
long hound
It flash forwarded a few minutes then
hard meteor
And joshu was too there’s a lot of things in that chapter that don’t reflect the current story in such short time
sudden nymph
Noruskie was dead
long hound
It might just be a retcon
junior coral
no
sudden nymph
It was a whole chapter
junior coral
i'm telling you man
light bone
lol, Araki isn't that overt
junior coral
Bites The Dust
sudden nymph
@junior coral do you see my crazy theory
light bone
Or maybe Noriuske is actually dead
long hound
It seemed like that was where araki was going and it just ended up going a different but similar way
junior coral
you seriously don't need to keep pinging me
sudden nymph
Sorry
long hound
We know he dead
light bone
been awhile since Araki killed a main protagonist
sudden nymph
Force of habit
inland oyster
We don’t know if Noriuske is dead
hard meteor
He probably is,I’m guessing tsurugis new stand activated and made things look better than they actually where
inland oyster
Tooru only specified that Jobin was dead
sudden nymph
He was just saying what joshu said
inland oyster
Noriuske’s apparently just going to die
junior coral
Crazy Train creating new universes would work well with the theory that main villains int the SBRverse, instead of fucking with time, they fuck with space. Because D4C isn't an inherintly time related ability
long hound
Norisuke already died tf
inland oyster
No
inland oyster
Nah Jobin said that he was going to save him with the roka
sudden nymph
There was that theory that’s more believable but I had a more insane theory
inland oyster
He just didn’t want Noriuske trying to stop him
long hound
I think he meant he was going to save the situation
He wouldn't have been crying the way he was if thats what he meant
cedar furnace
since jobin is dead i hope norisuke dies too
sudden nymph
Jobin isn’t confirmed dead yet
inland oyster
Damn ok
junior coral
the rocks that Tooru wanted Yasuho to touch in the flashback were his balls
inland oyster
Ouch
long hound
Also the paper moon stand can alter perception of reality. The kid was probably changing the reality to how it used to be. He probably did this to deal with the trauma
sudden nymph
We don’t know if she can use it on herself
long hound
It's a he sir
sudden nymph
I forgot
inland oyster
Don’t worry. I didn’t know that Dr.Ferdinand/L.A Boom Boom were dudes too
sudden nymph
It only makes one thing look like another
inland oyster
Tsurugi did something after being cured of the rock disease
Also, interesting thing I noticed. This new roka still requires a sacrifice
sudden nymph
Paper moon king can’t just completely change reality
inland oyster
Yasuho ate it and the equivalent exchange still applied
hard meteor
Yeah the kid definitely did something it’s just hard to say to what extent,since joshu and daiya where Using they’re stands and both where completely fine by that point
long hound
Also stands can work automatically to protect their user. It probably activated subconsciously in response to his extreme stress. Like let's say when he saw the body the background changed to reveal what was really happening this whole time.
sudden nymph
Maybe the new roka sacrifice is only temporarily and that’s how joshu gets his arm back
inland oyster
Mayhaps
hard meteor
Highly possible
sudden nymph
Paper moon king can only change one thing at a time unless it’s the face right?
inland oyster
Doesn’t this contradict earlier info? Weren’t we told that this new roka doesn’t require a sacrifice?
sudden nymph
Maybe it just means it doesn’t require a permanent sacrifice
junior coral
inland oyster
I can’t wait to see this bastard animated in 2090
sudden nymph
That art is amazing
Only complaint is the white on his body reminds me too much of the hand
I think gold would be better
junior coral
the hando
sudden nymph
Za hando
zenith tangle
static violet
I think Za hando isn't that OP
rapid bear
Joshu looks like he was about to fucking die
junior coral
YEAHHHHHH
junior coral
I'd quit the fandom
frozen charm
Futa 😳
junior coral
I'm in an argument with someone on twitter who's saying Mystery Man will never appear again because Araki drops plot points he doesn't like all the time
and his example for this is that he said that he dropped the "Stand meteor" from part 7
wtf ?
viral plume
Stand meteor?
errant prairie
Devil Palm
junior coral
exactly
faint rivet
ngl i don't expect the mystery man to fully appear again, but i do hope for at least an explanation
junior coral
people in the jojos community just love to say things that aren't true
so many times I see youtube comments or twitter posts of people spreading misinformation like it's a fact
simple kraken
Wait are the walleyes confirmed to be devil's palms
junior coral
they're implied to be in chapter 99
faint rivet
viral plume
People in the literally anything community just love to say things that aren't true
simple kraken
I mean it's pretty obvious that they are but it's not canonically confirmed
simple kraken
yeah also in recent chapters too
hard meteor
Wasn’t the meteor thing just a myth mountain Tim believed in
simple kraken
Lucy steel talks about "the ground"
frozen charm
Reread chapter 373747
errant prairie
insert joke about a certain character in a certain future part
@junior coral Diavolo = Mitsuba confirmed
errant prairie
Yep
stark fossil
Thinkin about bee
viral plume
Diavolo = Mitsuba? Even as a meme, I dont get it
Btw, Mistubas nose activates a primal fear within me dude, it makes me so uncomfortable
errant prairie
Maxsus, remember his alias : Solido Naso
junior coral
Because Diavolo's fake name in VA was Solido Naso
Which means "Solid Nose" in italian
And Mitsuba's nose is a rock
inland oyster
never argue on twitter
junior coral
I argue everywhere
junior coral
perhaps
stark fossil
no you don't
junior coral
Wait, in Chapter 99 it's said that Rock Human's call the Devil's Palm sacred spots
How do they know about the fucking Devil's Palm???
stark fossil
Doesn't explicitly say they know about it does it?
minor ore
Holy crap I completely missed that shot of Paisley Park with Yasuho as a child
foggy gulch
Rock human like nature
Holy crap I completely missed that shot of Paisley Park with Yasuho as a child
@minor ore yeah alot of people missed it
It did show up like 2 times though
stark fossil
Makes the Doobie Wah fight a bit weird in retrospect
foggy gulch
Wdym
stark fossil
Isn't Yasuho kind of getting introduced to PP at that point
minor ore
we're starting to see a lot of Araki Forgot Retconned moments
foggy gulch
Paisley park was sub consciously doing everything for her before
It still did stuff for her even when she awakened it
stark fossil
Oh yeah I guess it could just be subconscious
junior coral
nooooooo
kind owlBOT
@junior coral, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 16 !
junior coral
it was totally subconscious
minor ore
The Wall Eyes are now just pointless since everyone had their Stands before
junior coral
Not the Higashikatas
foggy gulch
Well I'm sure it was something like joseph
junior coral
^^
foggy gulch
They had the stand but awakened it later
minor ore
You saying every Higashikata got bit?
hard meteor
^ to green giorno, they still matter
stark fossil
you got the bite if you had a stand
minor ore
Even Tsurugi?
faint rivet
who did they get bit by? Iwasuke?
hard meteor
Tsurugi was around the wall eyes a lot so it’s possible
winter ridge
foggy gulch
Tsurugi hung out around the wall eyes I'm pretty sure, or maybe that was daiya
winter ridge
You mean this?
i totally did miss that 😅
hard meteor
It was both of them iirc
junior coral
The Higashikatas were never shown to get bit except Joshu. But it's confirmed early on that most of them made contact with the Wall Eyes (or more specifically, where the Wall Eyes formed) and gained a Stand Ability. Daiya says this in her arc
minor ore
That arc was also nearly a decade ago
junior coral
fine but I'm in the know B)
hard meteor
Ojiro also mentioned he got a stand cause his house was under the wall eyes
junior coral
Also reading the wiki page for it rn
yep yep yep yep
I honestly don't know what the bite marks mean— since Yasuho already had a Stand prior to the bite, and Josuke likely had S&W before the bite as well, being the fusion of two existing Stand Users
foggy gulch
Yeah
stark fossil
I'm still trying to work out if internet phones were even a thing when Yasuho was however old she's meant to be here
minor ore
faint rivet
cringe ass iphone baby
minor ore
I don't like how the SBR-verse just became the same timeline with different characters
That Bill Gates line somewhat annoyed me
frozen charm
Ok
faint rivet
what bill gates line
junior coral
Tooru was like "lol bill gates is gonna love dis fruit thing"
hard meteor
Tooru mentioned bill gates in a monologue
stark fossil
What did flip phones all also have internet
faint rivet
oh i vaguely remember that
stark fossil
Flashback Man will just be Tooru Yasuho foreshadowed it
faint rivet
tooru early design
frozen charm
Flashback man is
faint rivet
me
frozen charm
Yes
stark fossil
Bill Gates would definitely have bought a rokakakakaka
junior coral
Flashback man can't be Tooru, unless Josefumi or Kira has met him before...
stark fossil
What am I saying he still would
errant prairie
Someone theorized that Flashback Man is for Josuke what Tooru is for Yasuho
junior coral
ohhhh!!>?
sudden nymph
Nate is Mystery man confirmed (not clickbait) (gone sexual)
stark fossil
Their one true love?
junior coral
Hmmmmm
faint rivet
jeff bezos would straight up buy the locacaca facility
junior coral
Capitalism is the true main villain of Part 8
foggy gulch
Some people are theorizing the merchant who sold yasuho the rock creature was tooru
faint rivet
and so would i because i am very rich and also jeff bezos
stark fossil
The fire stones were eggs that the hair clip hatched from
foggy gulch
Any opinions on this?
junior coral
God, I'm gonna be 18 when the next chapter comes out 😐
foggy gulch
Nice
stark fossil
@junior coral poggers
foggy gulch
I'll be... The same age
sudden nymph
Guys the real villain of part 8 is the friends we Made along the way
foggy gulch
Is that a stand
minor ore
imagine how angry people will be when these loose ends are never answered lmao
junior coral
I'll be angry
foggy gulch
I think it's sorta cool that we're just left to interpret it ourselves
faint rivet
i will be mildly peeved
sudden nymph
Mystery man
inland oyster
what's wrong with the bill gates line
junior coral
I hope, at least, if the mystery man or mystery baby are never explained Araki will just tell us in an interview or something
faint rivet
if the mystery man is never revealed i'm going with the josuho theory
foggy gulch
Ah
junior coral
Cause I just wanna know
hard meteor
He’ll probably be revealed at some point I have hope after the wall eyes and kei
sudden nymph
@faint rivet well that is correct that’s just fact
faint rivet
yeah of course
junior coral
Yeah, we're going back to Kei, who we have't seen in ages, so it's not totally out of the question
foggy gulch
Josuho...
faint rivet
we're just waiting on araki to admit that it's the truth
foggy gulch
Wtf
inland oyster
I think it adds more to Tooru's own ambition, an immortality economy is HUGE. He wants to take advantage of that and the millionares who would pay for it
faint rivet
check pins pot4to
inland oyster
mystery man is bound to be revealed
junior coral
What if the mystery man is Yoshiteru Kira?
sudden nymph
frozen charm
Josuke daddy
junior coral
oh apparently he's dead LOL
inland oyster
what if mystery man was the mystery baby
frozen charm
Faked his death
faint rivet
it was sadao kujo all along
inland oyster
two mysteries in 1 rock
junior coral
that's what i'm hoping
foggy gulch
So josuke encountered the mystery man?
junior coral
How cool actually would it be if the main villain was Josuke's dad??! That really fits with whats going on ngl. Tryna save his mom but thrawted by good ol dad. And then Norisuke comes back to life and becomes Josuke's real dad
foggy gulch
In the non colored version of it I thought it was kira
junior coral
WAIT
sudden nymph
So josuke encountered the mystery man?
@foggy gulch
It could have been a future flashback
faint rivet
he never encountered him, but he had a flashback
junior coral
FUCK
foggy gulch
So it's a memory from josefumi or kira?
junior coral
No, listen, Kira or Josefumi had to have encountered him before
frozen charm
Psychic josuke
junior coral
Thats why I think it could be Damo before a redesign
faint rivet
kira dyed his hair pink and it's just a memory of that
foggy gulch
sudden nymph
I feel like araki would have told us if that was the case @junior coral
foggy gulch
True, he's talked about redesigns like that before
faint rivet
if it isn't outright explained in the manga, he'll talk about it once it ends, most likely
foggy gulch
Not addressing it earlier would be stupid
minor ore
I see this ending within a year
foggy gulch
Same
faint rivet
20-25 more chapters
foggy gulch
It's gonna be awesome being around for a Jojo parts end
minor ore
Heavily disagree
I see this fight ending within 8
A couple for wrap up, likely one or two
faint rivet
oh you mean the fight? I was talking about the part as a whole
sudden nymph
Remember how long heavy weather took qnd then all the chapters after that
faint rivet
it may be, but there's still gonna be at least one more arc after this to clear things up and end it properly
maybe an epilogue of sorts
minor ore
That's why I say it'll take two or three chapters
I could see something nuts happening and an arc needed to bring it back to the flashforward
sudden nymph
I still feel like Kaato is going to play an alternate Diego of sorts
faint rivet
3 chapters is way too small a number
minor ore
Most parts end in one
faint rivet
and honestly at this point, i don't think there will be a "main villain". Tooru is the closest we've got, and we don't need one
we're too late into the part, really
faint rivet
the main villain is everyone who wants to get the rocacaca
sudden nymph
Guys THE MAIN VILLAIN IS THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY
kind owlBOT
@sudden nymph, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 24 !
faint rivet
josuke is the main villain 
sudden nymph
And joshu becomes the main jojo
faint rivet
part 9 is called Josholion
foggy gulch
What if it was all just a dream... And josuke only just woke up from the hospital bed
stark fossil
The main villain is bee
sudden nymph
And joshu says to josuke you know I would never turn into a zombie
stark fossil
The wasps were the good guys
foggy gulch
They were just misunderstood
junior coral
Joshuolion
sudden nymph
Theory part 8 was just a dream and josuke and joshu are best friends and take down Jobin together
foggy gulch
No they become beetle enthusiasts with jobin @sudden nymph
sudden nymph
Yeah that’s better
junior coral
6251
minor ore
I only see some insane Bites the Dust level retconning to save the flashforward and other loose ends
junior coral
same here
It's the only way the Joshu arm thing makes sense
Or the fact that Norisuke is straight up dead
sudden nymph
Wonder of u: Crazy train will do it I’m betting
junior coral
I don't see why Crazy Train would have to rewind time though
Also where's this ability gonna come from
foggy gulch
The corpse
minor ore
Josuke eats the fruit, runs into Tooru and wins
foggy gulch
Troll
sudden nymph
Do you have any other idea
junior coral
I'm praying that the New Rakakaka has some sort of effect on Stands
Perhaps Wonder of U will evolve and be even cooler (if that's physically possible)
foggy gulch
Okay I got an idea, valentine is still swapping bodies for however long it's been since part 7
Then he shows up and dies
junior coral
bruh
sudden nymph
Joshu eats it and becomes the main villain
foggy gulch
Lmao
minor ore
Everything revolves around Soft & Wet
foggy gulch
Old person = dead character??
minor ore
Spin is the one thing known to beat luck and calamity
foggy gulch
Makes sense
sudden nymph
@minor ore except even more luck
junior coral
Oh yeah, how tf we gonna forget about Spin being back!?? That's gonna be insane when it's played out
minor ore
Josuke hasn't been effected directly by WoU has he?
I only remember Rai getting most of the hits
sudden nymph
He hasn’t been affected by it in this current fight he was affected before and is still technically affected
junior coral
Mystery man... IS JOSUKE!
sudden nymph
It’s joshuho
junior coral
Josuke hasn't been directly effected by WoU yet since he's been sitting
static violet
Josuke is the main villain
The main is the hiatus
minor ore
wait it went on hiatus
sudden nymph
There wasn’t one last month right