jojolion

[sacred bough]

When you said pressure thing i thought you were talking about something soft and wet did that didn’t have any explanation lol

[noble haven]

i thought it was paint or the stuff from end of evangelion
@lost slate I didn't even watch EoE yet and that's what I thought of

[heavy ledge]

i guess people believed that gappy needed pressure so his "seams" wouldnt detach

but its just, he likes pressure

honestly me too but i wouldnt sleep under the mattress

[quartz pawn]

question

soft & wet has c stat in power
which means comparable to human

now tell me a human who can punch thru walls

[quaint dawn]

Doomfist

[quartz pawn]

either gappy is seriously buff or araki did an oopsie

[white beacon]

Maybe the stat is referring to the popping effect of the bubble

[quartz pawn]

but then why can it ora ora then?

sp cd ge sf and tusk can barrage since thier power is a

but why soft and wet?

[quaint dawn]

I heard tusk

[quartz pawn]

HOW CAN IT DO THAT

[white beacon]

I'm pretty sure that the A stat in strength isn't like, a factor in whether or not x stand can do a barrage

Because like, multiple stands that don't have that stat in strength can do barrage punches

[quartz pawn]

this makes no sense whatsoever

also no

only a stat stands have been seen do barrages

at least from what i remember

[quaint dawn]

Golden experience has a c in power

[quartz pawn]

no

[quaint dawn]

Yes

[quartz pawn]

tf

bull fuucking shit

[quaint dawn]

Told you

[quartz pawn]

weve seen him do muda all the time

[quaint dawn]

Yeah

You dont need an a in power to do a stand rush

[quartz pawn]

hmm

but then how is ari<muda

how was sticky fingers defeated by ge

[quaint dawn]

It's not like destructive power is the most important thing about a stand

It's because of its ability

[silver zealot]

jojolion

[sacred bough]

Jojo 🦁

[quaint dawn]

Yes

Jojolion

[quartz pawn]

i am fucking pissed

[quaint dawn]

Why

Golden experience has weak arms

What can I say?

[quartz pawn]

the seven page muda shouldnt kill ciccolata then

[silver zealot]

isn't kc A in destructive power

[quaint dawn]

Yes it should

[sacred bough]

Cos he’s a twink he got them skinny arms

[quartz pawn]

or it was so long that it actually did kill

[quaint dawn]

Even if I were to punch somebody like 80 times they'd die

[sacred bough]

C would be like normal human strength i think

[white beacon]

Star Platinum did a solid turtle stance and CrazyD stance broke him after a few punches

It's all arbitrary

[quartz pawn]

maybe

[silver zealot]

what's king crimsons destructive power

[quaint dawn]

A

[quartz pawn]

cuz like the c stat in range dosent make sense at all

[quaint dawn]

Most likely

[quartz pawn]

it think you mean king clokc

[sacred bough]

We gonna have another ‘stand stats are so inconsistent’ convo huh

[quaint dawn]

We aren't talking about your stand

[sacred bough]

[silver zealot]

ok se

so

[silver zealot]

diavolo could've punched his way to requiem arrow

[quaint dawn]

Who's stats are those?

[silver zealot]

king red

[quartz pawn]

kc

[sacred bough]

Too bad it was intangible to KC

[quaint dawn]

Why does kc have an e in range

[silver zealot]

small hands idk

[quartz pawn]

cuz 2 meters

[sacred bough]

Cos he’s shit at everything except punching shit

[silver zealot]

I haven't seen diavolo shoot a projectile

even a rock

[white beacon]

Silver Chariot has a C in destructive power, so let's think for a bit, which is more dangerous and destructive, a fist or a sword?

[sacred bough]

And the judo chop of course

[quartz pawn]

this is star platinum

i think the c meanas he can do star finger???

[sacred bough]

Pretty sure we had this conversation yesterday about stand stats

[quartz pawn]

idgaf

[silver zealot]

Silver Chariot has a C in destructive power, so let's think for a bit, which is more dangerous and destructive, a fist or a sword?
from what I've seen polnareff is an idiot and just stand his opponents, not cut

stabs*

[sacred bough]

Well he uses a rapier

[white beacon]

I wasn't talking about polnaredd

[sacred bough]

Ever tried to slice with a rapier

[white beacon]

I was talking about the stand

[sacred bough]

[silver zealot]

rapier

hm

[quartz pawn]

sp punched thru anubis so id say fist > sword

[silver zealot]

ok I'm the dumbass

[sacred bough]

Dude’s tryna cut his vegetables with a rapier

[white beacon]

Stand stats really are just purely arbitrary man, like, some stats are based around an ability, other stats are the stand itself, and we can't be sure for any of them

[sacred bough]

Yeah thats the main thing

[quartz pawn]

ok

[sacred bough]

It doesn’t say what the stats are actually measuring

[quartz pawn]

i understand

tru

since sp is apparently able to throw punches faster than c

[proper hinge]

That’s a bit fast

[sacred bough]

A bit

What if star platinum was just slow as fuck but had the ability to slow down time for a really long time

[quartz pawn]

totally worthless

i mean

the amount of punches he woiuld land in that time might as well just give him good speed

[sacred bough]

Yeah lmao

Anyway

Back to jojolion talk

[quartz pawn]

yeah

umm

[sacred bough]

🥎🥎🥎🥎

[quartz pawn]

JJL HAS NO PLOTHOLES FUCK

[white beacon]

Ah yes tennis balls

[quartz pawn]

spin

spin

[white beacon]

As of yet, yeah none because the part isn't done yet

[sacred bough]

🍋🟠

[quartz pawn]

[sacred bough]

Bring back kyo

[white beacon]

So loose ends still have a chance to be tied up

[analog skiff]

been listening to doggy style

surprisingly really damn good

[quartz pawn]

send link

[proper hinge]

Why should he?

[analog skiff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BtV7tf3ZEc&ab_channel=TheRealGMusicTV

she*

[quartz pawn]

no thanks

i didnt like it

highway to hell tho

👌

[sacred bough]

I love all the fanmade eye catches

[sacred bough]

They’re so good, and i love how they use the music that’s referenced

[quartz pawn]

yeah disco ballad does a great job

also this

[white beacon]

I thought this was supposed to be jjl stuff

[sacred bough]

[quartz pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7oFaOYJGQU

these are so amazing

[analog skiff]

i wanna see a brain storm one, it's a really damn good song and an eyecatch has some fun potential for the fun movement

[inland oyster]

Technicallyyyyyy

[white beacon]

Jjl plothole

[inland oyster]

Early JJL has a few plot holes because they contradict stuff we learn later on

[analog skiff]

yes we know

[sacred bough]

Wellllll

Thats not a plothole

The locacaca and the wall eyes worked in tandem with each other to create josuke

[quartz pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTlaW8b2akc

[analog skiff]

no it's about yotsuyu claiming they killed josuke

[quartz pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbujU9Jp6h0

[analog skiff]

when they didn't do shit

[sacred bough]

Oh yeah well thats true

[analog skiff]

firestarter is a great song

[sacred bough]

Maybe yotsuyu just likes to take credit for what other people do

[white beacon]

And yotsuyu claiming it was because of kira that josefumi(which he is referring to josuke as) survived, even though it was the other way around

[analog skiff]

there's a lot of weird references in jojo at times

like cream starter

or dragon's dream

or Awaking three leaves

brain storm would be hell to find if not for doremi and urban

like the hawkwind one doesn't show up like at all

[quartz pawn]

oh yeah

urban guerilla was killed by s&w's bubble popping

[analog skiff]

well mainly the lit oil but the bubble popping does appear earlier in the fight

[inland oyster]

So close

I can see it, in my mind’s eye

[white beacon]

What

[inland oyster]

You see Jan, it’s a Star Wars reference. The character depicted is Maul stranded in the desert searching for Obi Wan.

The joke is that I’m Maul and Kenobi is the JJL chapter

[white beacon]

I'm still confused actually I'm sorry

[inland oyster]

https://youtu.be/A_6Z630T-hY

[white beacon]

I'm not gonna watch a video

[inland oyster]

It’s 1 minute

[heavy ledge]

whats the discussion now

[minor ore]

Star wars?

[near cedar]

A-again?!

[fast holly]

jojo

[minor ore]

I love JoJolion

[fast holly]

ok

[proper hinge]

Me too.

It’s pretty cool.

But I fucking hate @proper hinge.

Wait no I meant @fast holly.

[fast holly]

Fuck you too

[proper hinge]

I meant the character not you.

[fast holly]

I know

Akechi is an insane bastard

[proper hinge]

So you should in the stead of saying fuck you too, say fuck you.

[minor ore]

😎

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 26 !

[minor ore]

Ayy

[fast holly]

True

Sorry

Yes i have a stand

sigh

[minor ore]

Myy sutando, OMEGALUL

[kind owl]

@fast holly, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 7 !

[fast holly]

[minor ore]

Gogogogogogogogogogogo

Part nine jojo

[solid torrent]

Please censor that

I don't think we're allowed to send things like that here

[minor ore]

No

Stfu

[proper hinge]

Meany head.

[solid torrent]

@loud fiber is this allowed??

[minor ore]

Bruhhh

[solid torrent]

dude sent a ||d-ck costume||

[proper hinge]

Tanz moment.

[white beacon]

It's been dealt with, @ elma if you see this

[proper hinge]

You are allowed to say dick.

[solid torrent]

But not show images of it?

[sacred bough]

Tanz moment

[loud fiber]

uh.

[proper hinge]

Yes you can’t show imagies of pp.

[loud fiber]

ok

[proper hinge]

Horse.

[loud fiber]

I'd warn for nsfw though, jan

[ebon rampart]

Dope

[proper hinge]

Yeah Mr mod like smhing your head.

[minor ore]

I'm back

[proper hinge]

Why?

[minor ore]

That's my response

[minor ore]

tu nu nu tu tu nu tu tu tu and this is to go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

[vocal mason]

15 Days til the harvest of the new JoJolion

[willow rune]

release day is th 17th

[kind chasm]

18 days

[willow rune]

WoU is chariot requiem requiem

[minor ore]

Yes

The similarities are there

As well as with bites the dust

[willow rune]

they both end the world by walking

[dusty kindle]

You know who else ends the world by walking?

[kind chasm]

me

[dusty kindle]

MY MOM

[fierce imp]

a regular show reference in 2020? damn

[minor ore]

Finished with my women

Cause she can't help me with my mind

People think I'm crazy

Cause I'm frowning all the time

[fierce imp]

it wouldnt be gappy

if anyone it would be jotaro

[kind chasm]

^

[fierce imp]

maybe giorno

[minor ore]

Hahahah ORA ORA ORA FUNNY EDGY MAN RIGHT XDDD

[kind chasm]

yeah

[fierce imp]

nobody said that

[minor ore]

yo mama said it to me last night and I had to leave

It wasn't halal

[fierce imp]

pog isnt funny

never was actually

[kind chasm]

ok

[noble haven]

who said pog

[kind chasm]

Pogchamp 15#9787

[minor ore]

Never stated that I believed that kind of joke was actually funny

Yo mama jokes are not funny

See I used it ironically so you could have a shrug reaction

@kind chasm why did you not ping me

[kind chasm]

h

[minor ore]

j

[past sable]

So what’s up with Josefumi and his star birthmark

He doesn’t have it in his flashback as a kid

[low walrus]

josefumi grafted kira's birthmark onto himself as a joke

[minor ore]

They occasionally switch

But yeah this is more evidence that Karera for one or another reason might have photoshopped tge birthmark

[willow rune]

imma do a jojolion eyecatch which stand should i do

[fierce imp]

vitamin c

[willow rune]

aight bet

[inland oyster]

why would karera photoshop a birthmark

have you maybe considered that Araki just didn't draw it cuz he didn't want to/forgot?

[hard meteor]

yeah i doubt she photoshopped a birthmark it wouldn't make any real sense for her to do it

[fierce imp]

not everything has to be araki forgot

jesus christ

[inland oyster]

?

dude

[willow rune]

broooo why is there like no good images of vitamin c

[inland oyster]

Araki is a normal ass human

forgetting to draw one of the simplest shapes on this bitch of an earth isn't uncommon

[fierce imp]

i didnt say he wasnt, i said not everything has to be araki forgot

[inland oyster]

I didn't call it an 'araki forgot' moment, I mean legit. Araki might've just not noticed he needed to add it

[hard meteor]

kira only had his birthmark drawn once and not any other time where it should be visible,so its not like it only applies to josefumi. odds are he just didn't draw it on them anymore

[willow rune]

bruh i have to put effort into this there isnt any stats for vitamin c

gotta make my own

aight

looks weird because there was no png images for vitamin c so i had to crop them myself

[inland oyster]

ugly font

0/10

[willow rune]

melting moment

it looks bad but it also looked like it was melting

so i was legally obligated to use it

ok im doing milagro man now and nobody can stop me

ok so i dont know the music reference for milagro man

so you get cash

here

[fierce imp]

milagro man is so stupid

[willow rune]

false

i know im the only person in existence who likes this stand so

[fierce imp]

you are

[proper hinge]

You aren’t.

[willow rune]

i have never seen anyone express enjoyment of this stand

[low walrus]

i like milagro man

[willow rune]

good taste

[low walrus]

yo can someone remind me how long it is until the harvest of the new rokakaka

[willow rune]

not that long

13 mins according to this random timeline on reddit

[rose kraken]

so jojolions entering endgame?

I have a question why do people say jojolion has no main villian yet

is it true

[willow rune]

not a confirmed main villain but many people think either tooru or kaato is

[cinder fern]

i love Milagro Man

[low walrus]

i mean

yeah in the flash forward its 13 min

im talking about josuk8 vs wou

@rose kraken have u not read jjl

[rose kraken]

No i dont know why im here

[low walrus]

have u read any of the mango

[rose kraken]

I finished sbr a while back

[low walrus]

u gotta read jojos lion

[rose kraken]

How is it

[low walrus]

good

[sacred bough]

🦁

[low walrus]

ARAKI

YOU SLY DOG

STONE OCEAN AND JOJOLION HAPPEN AT THE SAME TIME

[minor ore]

forgetting to draw one of the simplest shapes on this bitch of an earth isn't uncommon
@inland oyster i know this conversation ended but yeah I never REALLY supported that Photoshop theory because Karera has no reason to do that yeah my first suggestion when we were talking about this is that Araki just got cofused and instead of putting the birthmark on kira, he put it on the person next to him

[glass lily]

if another part is made we will know how people reading stone ocean for the first time felt reading a jojo part set in the far future

[minor ore]

Yes

[low walrus]

or how mfers in 1992 felt about NINETEEN NINETY NINE BIZARRE SUMMER

[minor ore]

Yes

Jo

Su

Ke

[frozen charm]

milagro woman

vitamin d

killer king

wet or soft

rose park

rosa parks

[rose kraken]

Murderous emperor

murderous monarch

[frozen charm]

kitty style

soft & wet

[cinder fern]

they might be able to get away with keeping it as Doggystyle

[low walrus]

puppy style

i would say the dog emoji style but im at 68 dog emojis and im saving the funny number for a special occasion

[heavy ledge]

Fuck. birthmark discussion and i missed it

And i think karera was spying on josuke thinking he remembers where the rokaka is. She never believed he was "secchan" it was just bait

[minor ore]

The birthmark shit is confusing. Also doesn't Johnny not have it???

[hard meteor]

Yeah he’s never been drawn with one

Which is funny cause Diego’s horse had it

[quaint dawn]

I have one, you just never see it.

It'll probably get shown when my part gets animated

[noble haven]

bro stop roleplaying as him

shit is cringy

[quaint dawn]

No u

Kinda right though

[kind chasm]

he isnt roleplaying as anyone though

[quaint dawn]

True

[minor ore]

Again

[rose kraken]

Oi josuke have you seen jotaro around

[minor ore]

Araki is a human and makes human mistakes. He might have wanted to put the birthmark on kira but got confused and put it on Josefumi accidentally

[kind chasm]

ye

[minor ore]

@rose kraken nope he's ran off to "somewhere with marine life"

[rose kraken]

I’m going to invite you Joseph and him to my cherry donut shop

[minor ore]

Ok

I think I'm transitioning

From pog champ

To Josuke

Again

[hard meteor]

ayy josukes coming back

[minor ore]

It's painfull

Everthing is turning blurry

[willow rune]

are you growing a pompadour

[minor ore]

I'm groing a sailor hat made of hair rapidly it seems

[willow rune]

wait

this is a different josuke?????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[rose kraken]

Nani!?!?!?!?

[minor ore]

NANEE??!!!?$#&@&#

[noble haven]

Araki is a human and makes human mistakes. He might have wanted to put the birthmark on kira but got confused and put it on Josefumi accidentally
@minor ore very unlikely

[minor ore]

Wha

K

Molting my previous shell rn

...

...

...

[faint holly]

Ok.

STONE OCEAN AND JOJOLION HAPPEN AT THE SAME TIME
@low walrus Nuh uh.

[low walrus]

Yeah

[faint holly]

Baka baka

[low walrus]

Both 2011

Lmao

[faint holly]

Nuh uh

Oh wait

The timeline is 2011

[low walrus]

Yeah

Baka

[faint holly]

Different universes. But yeah. Oops

OOPSIES

Kinda crazy how both are set in 2011

And Araki started publishing JJL in 2011 while taking place in 2011. Doing it in 2011

Stone Ocean is 2011 Florida

[rose kraken]

jojo lion is still in morioh right

[hard meteor]

yes

[quaint dawn]

Yes

[rose kraken]

Is it still crazy and noisy

[hard meteor]

its crazy for sure,but not as noisy

[quaint dawn]

It's way crazier

[faint holly]

[frozen charm]

I require jojolion

[minor ore]

@frozen charm

https://mangadex.org/chapter/60116/1

I got you homie

[frozen charm]

Nah

I'm good

I no longer require jojolion

[crystal dirge]

Thank you for JJL

Homie

[frozen charm]

Joshu sex

[frozen charm]

Me when color jojol ion

😤

Hmm today I will break rule 5

President Trump is kinda sexy tbh 😳 😳 🥵 😳 🥵

🥵 😳

[snow heron]

Will you shut up man

[frozen charm]

No

My brain spews infinite stupidity

And I simply will not stop

[hard meteor]

At least keep it out of here

[frozen charm]

No

This is my safe space

Everyone else is cringe

I'm dying of no jojolion

Chapter 101

[primal lintel]

hey uh what the fuck

why is there at least one milf hunter in morioh per part

[minor ore]

Okuyasu isnt a milf hunter

[crystal dirge]

Okuyasu is more of a milf hunter than kakyoin

[minor ore]

True

But neither of them are

[rose kraken]

Incorrect I am a milf hunter

[minor ore]

Yeah but you are cuckyoin

[rose kraken]

I am evolved kakyoin

Kakyoin requiem

[minor ore]

Do you like donuts?

[frozen charm]

He is donut

[willow rune]

poll: who here likes milagro man

[faint holly]

The money man! Make it rain!!!

[remote sun]

ah yes my fa🅱️orite stand, The Great Depression

[minor ore]

Jojolion 2 the spineuquel

[near cedar]

Okuyasu is more of a milf hunter than kakyoin
Well no shit

Unlike Kakyoin he is actually interested in the protagonist's mom

[minor ore]

Yeah kakyoin just wanted a nice girlfriend but okuyasu straight up told josuke his mom is hot

[viral plume]

I mean...Okuyasu is just stating a fact

[heavy ledge]

im starting to get anxious again

[viral plume]

Its ok, you have us fumi

[hasty heart]

lmao imagine if milagro man comes back and just destroys tooru

[minor ore]

...

[willow rune]

glad to see that 19 people have good taste

[minor ore]

"fwoo"
Wise words

[primal lintel]

part 4 josefumi part 4 josefumi

fuck so and sbr, we're going to get jjl animated first

[proper hinge]

Nope.

[kind chasm]

i thought you wanted wekapipo

[proper hinge]

I want Jolyne fly high with Gucci first.

Or under jailbreak.

[primal lintel]

i thought you wanted wekapipo
@kind chasm I do

But if we get kirafumi first I’m not complaining

[proper hinge]

Yeah I agree.

[frozen charm]

Let's get part 4 re animated instead

[minor ore]

I have returned

[kind chasm]

no

[frozen charm]

Maybe

https://tenor.com/view/milagro-man-jojo-joshu-gif-18603535

[kind chasm]

hi pogchamp 15

[minor ore]

Hi vampire

[hard meteor]

What’s up josuke

[frozen charm]

Do the swag

[minor ore]

Salutations Metal

Mmm

[frozen charm]

[minor ore]

Salutations sounds like a tasty word

[frozen charm]

[minor ore]

It does

[frozen charm]

[minor ore]

Say the word in your head

[frozen charm]

[proper hinge]

I’m now in want of food.

[frozen charm]

[minor ore]

No

[frozen charm]

[minor ore]

Unamused

[frozen charm]

[minor ore]

Salutations seems like it would taste like orange juice

I think it would taste like crunchy rolls

[zenith tangle]

Is that a crunchyroll reference?

[minor ore]

Maybe

[primal lintel]

what is going on in here

how'd we go from animated jjl to crunchyroll

[minor ore]

part 4 is perfect as is

Mincraft steve is next for smash off topic but yeah poggers

pog

Everytime I come here it's always smth new man

New man yes

[heavy ledge]

But if we get kirafumi first I’m not complaining
@primal lintel yes pls

[minor ore]

SOFT AND WET

@bleak heron lol

[frozen charm]

soft or wet

https://tenor.com/view/tomato-sad-gif-8158178

me when joshu dies

to save josuke, yasuho,mamezuku, jobin, tsurugi and norisuke

[ebon rampart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/692335329616593005/761146339337306162/image0.png

Time to avenge the fallen king

[minor ore]

[Tommy Gun is Wet]

[zenith tangle]

[Tommy's Gun is Soft]

[willow rune]

soft and tommy gun sextuplets

[frozen charm]

sex pistols soft and wet

can sex pistols do the sex??????????????????????????/

https://tenor.com/view/tomato-sad-gif-8158178

[kind chasm]

bruh

[minor ore]

breh

Bruh

[ebon rampart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/692335329616593005/761300002365767680/dangerous_ponsuit.mp4

[minor ore]

Ponce?

oh nvm

[winter ridge]

that is so accurate lmao

the music

that is fantastic

[torpid anvil]

@quaint dawn still ended up dying to a minor villain in a different part

[quaint dawn]

Jokes on you

I'm still alive

So no u

[torpid anvil]

no your head goes smush

[hard meteor]

its more like he tricks minor villain into "killing" him to exploit a flaw in the ability

[ebon rampart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/692335282359500851/761467040103399424/image0.gif

[heavy ledge]

[minor ore]

[vital lava]

Is the main villain revealed yet or nah

I read passed some chapter after milagro man

[inland oyster]

No

[vital lava]

Still

[inland oyster]

It's ok

[vital lava]

Big sad

I’m waiting for Jojolion to finish so I can binge read it

Instead of waiting

[minor ore]

well you could guess it

now with the newest chapter

[vital lava]

I thought it would be Jobin

But it wasn’t

[minor ore]

well

I dunno what to say because idk what is a spoiler for you

but I like gappys personality way more than Johnny's

[kind chasm]

sam

e

[heavy ledge]

why is people so keen on having a main villain

shit, everytime i wanna draw i end up drawing kira. what has jojolion done to me

[vital lava]

i’ll just wait it out and see lol

[kind owl]

@vital lava, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !

[vital lava]

but Gappy alllll the wayy

[minor ore]

I can't tell if I like not having a dead set villian yet

Cause usually we know from like the get go

[vital lava]

well not in part 4

you had to wait like halfway through to know who the main villain was

[minor ore]

Well yeah but that was part of the buildup cause Kira was to be portrayed as sneaky and mysterious

[vital lava]

which was well done by the way

[inland oyster]

I don't think we're going to have a main villain

[vital lava]

Watch it be dio

[minor ore]

If it's another dio I'm done

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 13 !

[inland oyster]

Jobin/Kaato aren't enough of a threat and Tooru's beatdown seems pretty close from now.

Tooru's also introduced really late into the part

[minor ore]

Hopefully we'll have more of a happy ending than other parts. I really like gappy and I don't want him to have that much ptsd lmao

[inland oyster]

jojo characters never got PTSD.

[heavy ledge]

every time someone says "jojolion happy ending" or "i like gappy" araki hears it

id be careful

[proper hinge]

I like Gappyjuice.

[minor ore]

I like large fries 🍟

If jjl ever gets animated they better make a full song of gappys fry song

[minor ore]

Hi guys

Greetings

Salutations

Greetings sire

howdy

[minor ore]

15 days

[wide flame]

yeah

[minor ore]

Give it up for DAY 15

[proper hinge]

I won’t.

[minor ore]

You will be forced to

[proper hinge]

gives up his life accidentally for day 15

Shame.

[minor ore]

Now it is mine

Thank you

[proper hinge]

Uhhhhhh.

But your name isn’t day 15.

[minor ore]

Idc

[proper hinge]

takes life back

[minor ore]

Reverse uno

[proper hinge]

Fucking omega nerd.

plays reverse reverse uno card.

[minor ore]

Golden experience requiem

[proper hinge]

Unm no.

keeps life anyway

[minor ore]

Yanks life away

What be yanked is never returnable

[proper hinge]

keeps life anyway

[minor ore]

Depletes your determination

[proper hinge]

Kinda cring ngl.

[minor ore]

What

Is this

[proper hinge]

Banana man music video.

[minor ore]

Bababa

[eternal lance]

IT ISNT POUT YR5Y POG

damn

im gonna lose it

[proper hinge]

15 days.

It better have many a chapter.

*page.

[minor ore]

101 pages

[proper hinge]

Agreed.

But I don’t really care it could have 1 page and I’d be fine with it.

[placid helm]

jOJo LiOn AnIMe CoMEs OUt TomORroW

[proper hinge]

Cool.

[foggy furnace]

Ok but what if all of the jojo anime get's anounced tomorrow?

[proper hinge]

Sad.

Because then they’d be rushed.

Or make no sense to be anounced then.

[kind chasm]

ywp

yep

also why tomorrow

isnt it 4 april 2021

[feral saffron]

Soft and wet may become my favorite stand

Because of chapter 100

[languid hatch]

spinny bubbles

[heavy ledge]

Only 2 weeks to die again

[feral saffron]

Spinny bubbles = spinbles

[lost slate]

soon...

we're a little closer to heaven

[inland oyster]

Guys chapter 101!!!!!!

[hard meteor]

pog

[snow heron]

Damn Araki be working hard

[inland oyster]

Araki would do this

We going backkkkk in time

[torpid anvil]

still makes no sense to me how people think josuke saved josuke

do they not know the limits of bites the dust?

[winter ridge]

but he has the same hair as josuke

[torpid anvil]

do they honestly reach so far as to say they have the same wounds

[hard meteor]

yup

[torpid anvil]

its funny cause they completely ignore the fact that josuke and this dude arent even wearing the same clothes

[winter ridge]

riddle me this
why do they have the same hair tho? its a very unique style

[hard meteor]

its even funnier cause araki flat out said he was just a random guy

[winter ridge]

not a lot of people have it

[inland oyster]

I really wanna know what happened to him though

Hope Araki does like a short one-shot about the guy I’m interested

[snow heron]

Probably died

[torpid anvil]

he died of frostbite

[hard meteor]

riddle me this
why do they have the same hair tho? its a very unique style
its not unique it was a popular hairstyle in like the 70s and 80s

[torpid anvil]

i mean he looks like a young lad and diu only takes place 10 years after that event

so i imagine that guy is still in morioh \

if he didnt move

[inland oyster]

If he was in Morioh Josuke would’ve found him

He probably did just die of frostbite

[torpid anvil]

well to be honest

the hair bit was just a run on joke

i dont think it was necessary to have josuke and him interact

especially in the sea of so many side characters

i think just having that backstory was perfect

then people started confusing everything

[snow heron]

Then xForts came along

[torpid anvil]

and fuels the fire

[hard meteor]

then the shitty bites the dust theories came along

[snow heron]

The Zeppeli family own PepsiCo

[torpid anvil]

@hard meteor what stand is your pfp

civil war??

[hard meteor]

underworld

[torpid anvil]

underworld

im just dumb my bad

[snow heron]

Guys did you know that the Zeppeli family own Pepsi

[torpid anvil]

did you know that william zeppeli is a multi trillionaire

[snow heron]

Caesar is gay

[torpid anvil]

false

he is bicurious

[feral saffron]

I can't wait that long

But I will wait nonetheless

[torpid anvil]

2 weeks?

poggers

october opening with a bang

[feral saffron]

That's so short now that I think about it

[ebon crown]

2 weeks

[heavy ledge]

I want next chapter but i dont

[eternal lance]

im impatient i want it now 😢

but like uhh

if it really got pushed another month it must be some special one or something

hopefully it isnt short

[zenith tangle]

Are we getting a potential volume release?

Alongside chapter 101?

[heavy ledge]

Wdym volume release

[eternal lance]

^

[minor ore]

Volume 24 comes out October 16th in Japan

[heavy ledge]

O

Who will it be on the side illustration now

[white beacon]

Jobin

Again(?)

[heavy ledge]

Kira and josefumi were never there i feel robbed

Was wonder of u on the previous volumes?

[white beacon]

Nah

Akefu is tho

And tooru

[heavy ledge]

Dont know then.

[white beacon]

I forget who has or hasn't been on a spine yet but I hope kaato is there if she isn't yet

Just so it means she or jobin is the final final boss

And not stinky tooru

[zenith tangle]

Lol

[fleet river]

guys guys GUYS

i have a theory

[wide flame]

theor

y

[fleet river]

you all know that Araki went on a hiatus last month

[wide flame]

NO WAY

[fleet river]

and the jojo portal went online during that time

what if

araki will end jojolion by april next year and announce part 9 on the event?

[wide flame]

what if araki trained to be an hacker in this time 😳

he will hack in your pc

[kind owl]

@wide flame, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 14 !

[white beacon]

I'd take a stone ocean announcement than that, and this is coming from me who would never want a stone ocean announcement in that event

[fleet river]

yea it will probably just be the SO anime announcement

but i still wanted to type this crackpot theory out

[wide flame]

manga is enough for me. i dont care about anime

[fleet river]

I fucking love the anime

[wide flame]

k

[fleet river]

and it's even better with that i read the manga

well anyways I head out and walk my dog

peace

[kind chasm]

april 4 means

only like 5 more chapters

i dont want a rushed ending

[minor ore]

ok

[fierce imp]

i doubt its gonna end in april

[minor ore]

yeah

[fierce imp]

would still be cool to get a part 9 announcement, but its not gonna happen

its an anime event

[minor ore]

ok

[robust ibex]

the jojo event is most likely the anime, but im still expecting jojolion to end next year

[minor ore]

https://jojo-portal.com/en/news/2020/0924/1/

jojo event news read it

[white beacon]

Why do you have to send the stupid link any chance you get? We know already that's why we're talking about it

[fierce imp]

fr

[inland oyster]

Let them be

They probably just didn’t know

Why #jojolion Though

[white beacon]

No, they did know

They know fully well what they are doimg

Considering they also just randomly dm you the link

[minor ore]

This is it

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 40 !

[minor ore]

Joshu by far is the best character ever

Not just in jojo, but the entire world

[hard meteor]

based

[fierce imp]

correct

[feral saffron]

agreed

[minor ore]

Άμα θέλω να καλαμιταρω

[icy bluff]

What can’t they just do part 6 already?

[kind chasm]

they will

[heavy ledge]

Because animators dont work for free

[near cedar]

What can’t they just do part 6 already?
No

Let it take till next summer

That way it's sure to be the best quality it can be

[pseudo wind]

jojo lion

[cinder fern]

@rosami

[lost slate]

did they leave?

[kind chasm]

yes

[minor ore]

I can't tell if I like Joshu or if he terrifies me

[simple kraken]

both

[noble haven]

did they leave?
@lost slate Why

they were an active member

[young meteor]

Yo, what happened?

[rose kraken]

Rosami left

[minor ore]

Why tho

[rose kraken]

Even though they are super active

[young meteor]

Damn

[kind chasm]

they left a few weeks ago too

they were taking a break that time

so they'll just join after a while i guess

[kind chasm]

did neil joestar leave again
@low walrus nah they are called ascending soul now

[low walrus]

@minor ore lmao fuck you neil

[dapper patrol]

Oof

[minor ore]

Fuck neil

[lost slate]

that's his name now, huh

he seems to be a proud reddit atheist

[pliant sail]

famalam

how far along is the colorized JoJolion

like what chapter

[white beacon]

I think at chapter 70

[pliant sail]

thnx

[ebon rampart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706007339500830791/761968417052819466/JosukeNewYears2016.jpg

[minor ore]

What is that

[ebon rampart]

Omg guys green baby but monkey

[minor ore]

Green monke

[minor ore]

Minecraft live started broskis

[inland oyster]

This is Jojolion chat

[minor ore]

Idc

[white beacon]

No one here cares about minecraft either

[minor ore]

I'm just bored idc that no one cares

[heavy ledge]

go play minecraft?

[minor ore]

Nah

Too bored to do that

[heavy ledge]

idk draw

eat

reread jjl

[minor ore]

Already drew some shit already ate already reread JoJolion

[heavy ledge]

draw more

[minor ore]

What to draw

Also mf tablet broke can't do digital

[heavy ledge]

josuke

play smite

[minor ore]

Wtf is smite

[heavy ledge]

a game

[low walrus]

@minor ore finish jojolion you coward

[minor ore]

Sex

E

I know I'm josuke now not pogchamp and cant do horny that much but I request for josuke to bone me

[kind chasm]

ok

[minor ore]

Don't ok me

[kind chasm]

ok

[minor ore]

Nimbum

[near cedar]

I know I'm josuke now not pogchamp and cant do horny that much but I request for josuke to bone me
I want Astolfo to do thay

That

[loud lintel]

astoflo😳 , a man of taste i see

[minor ore]

Hi brah

[loud lintel]

oh hey josuke

no more horny?

[minor ore]

No more horny

No nut November is coming

[loud lintel]

dammit i forgot

[minor ore]

Get ready

No horny until December

[white beacon]

Jobin

[minor ore]

Joshu

[inland oyster]

Dead

[loud lintel]

pls no

[inland oyster]

He's bleeding out on the ground

he's dead

[loud lintel]

its been 4 months and we still dont know

ffs

[inland oyster]

you know i'm right

[loud lintel]

i am not accepting it

i cant

[inland oyster]

Also something I've been curious about

[minor ore]

I saw a theory iirc on twitter where the beetle vs wasp fight in Jobin's introduction represents Jobin vs Tooru and while the beetle is almost stung, chops the wasp in half

[inland oyster]

WOU can control which people are hit by the calamity right?

[minor ore]

No it's automatic

[loud lintel]

we dont know i think

[inland oyster]

-The crowd in the hospital technically 'pursued' the HD in a way and wasn't hit by it.
-The news reporter pursued the HD directly and wasn't hit by it.

[minor ore]

Wha

He was

He died

[inland oyster]

Before

He literally went right after the HD after receiving the package from Josuke

[minor ore]

Hmm

[inland oyster]

He only died after the HD asked him if he was pursuing

[minor ore]

Might just be plot hole

[inland oyster]

We don't know if it's automatic no?

[minor ore]

Poorly thought out sequence

[loud lintel]

yeah we dont

[inland oyster]

The stand has an automatic mode and a controlled mode. In that moment Tooru was controlling WOU

In both actually

[minor ore]

Yes

Ok bu what abou this :
I saw a theory iirc on twitter where the beetle vs wasp fight in Jobin's introduction represents Jobin vs Tooru and while the beetle is almost stung, chops the wasp in half

[inland oyster]

it's cool

[loud lintel]

man, i hpe it does

that would be cool

[inland oyster]

I hope on god that was intended by araki

that's some heavy ass foreshadowing

[minor ore]

Cause you know tooru is wasp for obvious reasons and the good force/joestars have always been represented by beetles

[inland oyster]

were they?

[minor ore]

For example DIO's diary mentioned 4 rhinoceros beetles those are Jonathan, Josheph, Jotaro and Jolyne

There's a deep explaination for why but I'm too tired to do that

[heavy ledge]

Which can be also gappy

[minor ore]

Well yes,

[inland oyster]

I do wanna mention that the beetle stuff is specuatlion

[minor ore]

But the beetle was Jobin's

[inland oyster]

It is cool though

[minor ore]

Can the heat burn the calamity away?

[loud lintel]

i doubt

[fierce imp]

Asking the real questions

[hard meteor]

It might be able to seal his wounds closed

[loud lintel]

mostly cause i wanna see joshu killing tooru

yeah it can do that

[minor ore]

What's that word@hard meteor ? Cotorize?

[heavy ledge]

Can someone knock me down until the 18th

[white beacon]

Cauterize

[minor ore]

Oh bruh thanks jan

[loud lintel]

yeah please me too

[minor ore]

Καυτηριάζω

[loud lintel]

OH RIGHT

[minor ore]

Wrong accent

Now it correct

@loud lintel crazy coincidence that ora in funny greek means time

[heavy ledge]

Its the same in spanish

[loud lintel]

pffft

[inland oyster]

Cauterize is heating up something like a metal or wood and applying it on a deep wound

The result is that the flesh melts and closes the wound IIRC

[loud lintel]

i asked my friend ora? and he said ora ora ora in return and i died a little inside @minor ore

[minor ore]

Is it? @heavy ledge ? Haven't done spanish yet what should I do for 3d language to learn? Italian or Spanish

@loud lintel cringe

[loud lintel]

ITALIAN

its easier for greek people to learn

or so i have heard

[minor ore]

Yeah probably going to do that anyway

[heavy ledge]

Idk italian but its similar to spanish too

As far as ive seen

[minor ore]

Ye

They all kinda like eachother

[heavy ledge]

Ig spanish is more worldwide tho

[loud lintel]

yeah true

[kind owl]

@loud lintel, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 29 !

[minor ore]

i asked my friend ora? and he said ora ora ora in return and i died a little inside @minor ore
@loud lintel like irl friend or what

[loud lintel]

irl cause he knows i watch jojo pfft

eh at least he tried?

[minor ore]

Cringe uuhjhh

I guess

I guess he did

I guess Italian first it's easier to learn and actually faster to finish it like takes a year to do it

iirc

And i will be able to do funny XD part 5 gangsta noises

Eyy I know italian. I'm gangsta lmaoo

[loud lintel]

exactly lmao

[minor ore]

Spit some fax in Italian@minor ore

uovo

Idk that was the first word that came to mind

[heavy ledge]

Thats egg i guess

[minor ore]

Huevo

الصورة الرمزية ابو بكر الصديق الذي لا يمكن أن يحدث في مصر والعالم

Funny arab

I have no clue what i just wrote means

[willow rune]

https://tenor.com/view/el-huevo-the-egg-dog-doggo-cute-gif-17677022

[minor ore]

El huevo

[loud lintel]

el huevo

[willow rune]

el huevo

[minor ore]

Ong

[willow rune]

ong

[minor ore]

Ong

That dog will make me cry it egg

[heavy ledge]

Its s funny word for ball as in testies too

[minor ore]

don't make fun of me I can't type

[inland oyster]

الصورة الرمزية ابو بكر الصديق الذي لا يمكن أن يحدث في مصر والعالم
@minor ore I speak Arabic that’s like half what gibberish

[minor ore]

I just spammed recommended words

[inland oyster]

“The time frame Abu Bake el Sdeeq who can’t speak in Egypt or the world.”

[minor ore]

Yes

That's exactly ehat i wanted to say

[willow rune]

"egypt"
"the world"

is that a jojo reference

"time"

[inland oyster]

Shut up

[inland oyster]

Ty Jan

[minor ore]

I have no idea why it had 3 jojo related things in it it was compeletely random

[willow rune]

i am a rock looks so dumb

[minor ore]

Zipper pp

[loud lintel]

always reminding us what this channel is about

[willow rune]

this channel talks about jojolion maybe like 0.001% of the time

[minor ore]

Ye

[hard meteor]

Crotch zipper

[inland oyster]

Man i wonder who is to blame

[loud lintel]

true sadly

[white beacon]

Please learn to use our other channels

[minor ore]

This is the actually cool general off topic

@white beacon

[white beacon]

Might be better for your mental health