jojolion

[quartz pawn]

damo wins

[minor ore]

Also he can stab u with really weird objects like money and deal damage p sure

[quartz pawn]

yep

[quaint dawn]

Yeah but he has short range so you could probably just shoot him a few times.

[kind owl]

@quaint dawn, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !

[quaint dawn]

Bot please stop

[minor ore]

We need mista then for long range

[quartz pawn]

imagine unsuspecting people coming under damo's range

[quaint dawn]

I'm here for long range

[minor ore]

Yeah true

Finger guns

[quartz pawn]

emperor is here

[quaint dawn]

King clock*

[quartz pawn]

the lovers would work really well here

nvm damo is royally fucked

[minor ore]

Yeah and sheer heart attack

[white beacon]

The Sun can work, Geb/Aqua Necklace, Ebony Devil, Tower of Grey, Bastet

[quartz pawn]

just have jotaro ora steely dan out of range and game over

[minor ore]

Man is long gone

[quartz pawn]

the easiest way to defeat damo is to put jotaro and dan in the same place

damo activates vit c

jotaro oras dan outta range

and dan uses lovers on damo

done

[minor ore]

Or we can get dio on our side

Stop time and stuff

[quaint dawn]

@terse forge

Join us

Looks like an inactive account

But we can dream

[quartz pawn]

dio only has a few seconds to escape damo's range

can dio run 100 meters in 9 seconds?

[quaint dawn]

That's why you just start outside of his range and stay outside of it

[minor ore]

Yeah but if Dio stops time before damo activates vitamin c, flies over to him, mudamudamuda, resume

[quartz pawn]

having dio would be useless

is all im saying

and we cant say vit c wont still linger after time stop

jotaro and dan strat is best

[quaint dawn]

can dio run 100 meters in 9 seconds?
Slow Dancer can

[quartz pawn]

or buccelati and pesci start

bucellati ari's pesci

he uses beach boi

attack damo's heart

[minor ore]

Yeah pesci would be good

[quartz pawn]

game over

wait fuck no

[quaint dawn]

Dio wouldn't be useless though

[quartz pawn]

damo is rock hooman

[minor ore]

You can't damage his beach boy

[quaint dawn]

Oh true

We're forgetting that he's a rock human

[quartz pawn]

yep

[minor ore]

Yeahhh

[proper hinge]

Rohan would beat him.

[kind owl]

@proper hinge, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 34 !

[quartz pawn]

so even lovers strat wont wokr

[quaint dawn]

I just need a horse

[quartz pawn]

well then josuke and kira strat

josuke doras kira

who uses sheer heart attack

[proper hinge]

HEABENS DOOR! REMOVE HIS ABILITY TO USE HIS STAND THAN DIES LMAO!

[quartz pawn]

boom

but rohan dosent have more range than daamo

damo is b

rohan is c

b > c

well shit then

[proper hinge]

But if DAMO looks at it he’ll just book.

[quartz pawn]

its not like he cant attaack

rohan has to get close enuff to write that damo caant injure

[proper hinge]

Rohan could just write in dies lmao and wins.

[quartz pawn]

or esle hes fucked

[proper hinge]

He could wrote from far away.

[quartz pawn]

but he has to get close enuff

[quaint dawn]

Wtf damo has as much range as I do

[quartz pawn]

no he cant

[quaint dawn]

We both have a B

[quartz pawn]

he has to come in vit c's range

[proper hinge]

As seen in Thus spoke Rohan Kishibe he can throw the coffee off his pen.

[quartz pawn]

We both have a B
@quaint dawn excellent

johnny shoots himself

[quaint dawn]

If I can get a horse to use act 4 I have an A in range

[quartz pawn]

and shoots act 4 nail onto damo

boom finished

If I can get a horse to use act 4 I have an A in range
johnny and horse strat

[quaint dawn]

Best strat

[quartz pawn]

and even if he is rock man

he wont stop spinning

so he ded

perfect

orrrrr

just bring GER

shoots lazor beam and ends

damo

[quaint dawn]

True

[quartz pawn]

since ger has infinite range

[heavy ledge]

just shoot him with a gun

[quartz pawn]

cant

hes rock human

[quaint dawn]

Rock human

Made of rock

And a human

[heavy ledge]

a stronk gun

[quaint dawn]

Larger than average gun

[quartz pawn]

bad company might work

[heavy ledge]

like a machine gun

[quartz pawn]

whats its range

[quaint dawn]

Bad company would do nothing

Way too little damage

[quartz pawn]

wait fuck

bad company has c range

nope

emperor has b range tho

it mioght work

power is also b

we just gotta know how durable damo is

[quaint dawn]

D4C Love Train would work

[quartz pawn]

if <b then hol horse can kill damo

[quaint dawn]

D4C could just bring another universe's damo and that'd also work

[quartz pawn]

d4c would have to get near damo

introduce vit c

valentine is fucked

we need something that can do damge at b or more than b range

[quaint dawn]

Nah, he'd just need to get the damos together

He doesn't have to get close to main damo

Just needs to grab a damo and have him eventually meet with main damo

Also he could grab a sleeping damo for safety

[quartz pawn]

oh i jsut looked it up

[proper hinge]

Jsut

[quartz pawn]

stand stats are kinda bs

[proper hinge]

jsut

[quartz pawn]

jsut

[quaint dawn]

Yeah stand stats are sketchy

jsut

[quartz pawn]

sp has c range with 2 ms right?

then what would be e range?

direct contact?

like kq

?

[quaint dawn]

He has a B in range but is considered a short range stand, tusk act 3 is considered medium to long range because finger guns, but it's also a B

[quartz pawn]

hmm

[quaint dawn]

E range is probably direct contact

[gritty thicket]

E range is like hermit purple range

[quartz pawn]

either araki lower sp's range to e or this is just contradicting

[gritty thicket]

Directly into the body

[quaint dawn]

Hermit purple has like 3 feet of range

[quartz pawn]

hermit purple range is also sp range

but e=c

tf

[gritty thicket]

Hermit purple has like 3 feet of range
@quaint dawn I mean without expanding

[quartz pawn]

so the staats cant be quatified

[gritty thicket]

E range is like diego stand

[quartz pawn]

c d e have less difference than a and b

[quaint dawn]

Stand stats are a somewhat sometimes accurate general idea of a stands abilities

[quartz pawn]

'accurate'

[quaint dawn]

Diego's stand is probably an A in range, the dinos can go wherever they want

[quartz pawn]

ok my heads hurtin

[quaint dawn]

I said somewhat sometimes accurate

[quartz pawn]

gtg

[gritty thicket]

Diego's stand is probably an A in range, the dinos can go wherever they want
@quaint dawn Diego transformation

[quaint dawn]

Bye

[gritty thicket]

bye

[quaint dawn]

Anubis has an E in range

So it's definitely direct contact or like 2 or 3 feet

Atum has a D in range

But idk how atums range would really be measured

[quartz pawn]

atum dosent need a range
how will range affect soul caapture?

whitesneke has an ? ini range becuz its uneccesary

[lost slate]

20 days...

[minor ore]

yes

[sacred bough]

Range stats are all over the place

[rapid wraith]

yea bro

[kind owl]

@rapid wraith, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 8 !

[gritty thicket]

Kiss has almost better stats than sp

[minor ore]

lol yeah

[sacred bough]

Some range stats are based on the range that they are effective, while others are based on their hard limit

[kind owl]

@sacred bough, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !

[quaint dawn]

So does Notorious B.I.G.

But notorious has the highest stand stats

So obviously its higher

[minor ore]

i love how we criticise a bunch of letters

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 9 !

[sacred bough]

That’s what being a jojo fan is all about

Criticising small details of one of the longest running manga series

[minor ore]

this is why the jojo community is the nicest one ever

[sacred bough]

[upper knoll]

jojo community is the nicest one ever
🤨

[quaint dawn]

Yeah ummmm

Nah

[minor ore]

with some exceptions

[upper knoll]

some
🤨

[quaint dawn]

Best community? Yes. Nicest? No.

[minor ore]

Most are okay

well atleast all the people i met respects all the opinions people have

Until we have those kids that are like "WATCH JOJO OR DIE "

true

[quaint dawn]

Everything is fine except skipping parts

That's not fine

[minor ore]

yeah why would anyone ever do that

[inland oyster]

It is fine

[minor ore]

Actually, I have a thing about skipping parts

[inland oyster]

Skipping parts is fine

[minor ore]

memes aside, you need to read the other parts to understand it

[inland oyster]

Let people watch however they want to watch

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-sleeping-sleep-time-good-night-bedtime-gif-15916910

[quaint dawn]

Sounds like what a part skipper would say

[minor ore]

but its highly reccomended to NOT skip parts

[inland oyster]

Yeah I skipped part 6 to read SBR and went back to read SO

[quaint dawn]

Skipping parts is like grabbing a book and starting in the middle

Like why

Why would you do that

[inland oyster]

Popularity=\=objectivity

I did it because I wanted to read SBR

And that’s a really dumb analogy

[minor ore]

popularity = a whole lot of opinions

[inland oyster]

It’s more like you have a series of books, 2 of those books are their own continuity

[minor ore]

If it helps someone get into JoJo more it's fine with me. My friend skipped pb but after watching battle tendency went back to watch pb

[inland oyster]

I decided to start those 2 just because I wanted to

[quaint dawn]

How is it dumb? How is starting in the middle of a series different than starting in the middle of a book?

[minor ore]

As long as you go back to read the beginning I'm fine with it

[inland oyster]

I don’t care what you do

[minor ore]

Just don't lie about reading it when you haven't

[inland oyster]

It’s a Japanese comic story line

[minor ore]

@minor ore agreed

[inland oyster]

If you face troubles that’s on you, I don’t care how you read it

[quaint dawn]

It's not as bad if you go back to read the beginning, but it's still better to read it in order or else you spoil earlier parts.

[lost slate]

yeah

part skipping is fine tbh

[minor ore]

Pb is really important to the story tho and sadly most people haven't read/watched it cause the slow incline

i started from pb, and i don't see why you would ever skip parts

[lost slate]

that's the whole point of the 'part' structure

[inland oyster]

I skipped part 6 to get to SBR and went back to it.
I skipped the first 2 parts on my rewatch with my brother and he wasn’t confused. At. All.

[quaint dawn]

that's the whole point of the 'part' structure
Nope

[lost slate]

i was a part skipper, reading 6 after 1 and 2

[inland oyster]

We watched the first 2 anyways while we were watching part 5

Like, it’s not a big deal

[minor ore]

I tried to skip parts but I got confused and went back in order lmao

[lost slate]

i wanted to see what the whole fuss about 6 was about

[inland oyster]

I’ve skipped parts and can probably explain SO’s ending better than most people on this server

[sacred bough]

[minor ore]

I’ve skipped parts and can probably explain SO’s ending better than most people on this server
@inland oyster do it.

[inland oyster]

There ain’t no cap on this statement, I could

[lost slate]

but have you gone back and read 6?

[quaint dawn]

I’ve skipped parts and can probably explain SO’s ending better than most people on this server
So?

[inland oyster]

Yeah ofc I did

[lost slate]

oh good

[inland oyster]

Pucci’s my fav villain

[sacred bough]

Are ya talkin about jojolion in #jojolion son?

[lost slate]

i was worried for a moment there

[minor ore]

Kinda

[quaint dawn]

Kira is here

[sacred bough]

[minor ore]

kinda

[quaint dawn]

So yeah

[minor ore]

Yeah lol

[sacred bough]

Very well

Move along

[minor ore]

yeah

[sacred bough]

👮

[rapid wraith]

no

[inland oyster]

@inland oyster do it.
@FutureSoap#2985.
Pucci achieves MIH, the first acceleration begins. He kills everyone in the main cast except Emporio and then the universe resets—>The Pucci verse is born from the OG universe, Emporio is left on his own to beat Pucci while Pucci tails him in the prison. Emporio succeeds in killing Pucci using WW—>MIH is destroyed and the universe reverts back to the OG universe. However, due to Pucci being erased from the timeline, the Joestars and main cast have had better lives. This is the Irenverse.

@minor ore

[minor ore]

very well, if you understand it i assume you've read it.

[quaint dawn]

That's not even entirely correct

[minor ore]

Damn I thought you were writing a novel

you can skip parts and go back to them, but it won't be as fun. thats it. thats all im going to say.

[rapid wraith]

dont skip parts basically

[minor ore]

yeah

[quaint dawn]

It didn't just go back to the original universe, the universe was reset, but it wasn't reset correctly due to pucci dying to emporio

[minor ore]

it is'nt as fun

Yeah if you skip parts you will inevitably encounter spoilers, therefore ruining the expirence

[inland oyster]

Reset, go back. Tomayto tomahto

[quaint dawn]

Not even close

[inland oyster]

Yes it is

[quaint dawn]

More like tomato dkrkrkrkwwkak

[inland oyster]

The universe reset and they go back to the OG timeline that got changed drastically

[minor ore]

Yeah if you skip parts you will inevitably encounter spoilers, therefore ruining the expirence
let's just leave it at this

[inland oyster]

Also what? I did mention the timeline changed

[quaint dawn]

Not the original though, the universe was partially reset, and it definitely wasn't just that the original timeline that got changed a bunch

[inland oyster]

MIH was destroyed before the acceleration could end

How would it reset according to Pucci’s plan

It reverted back to the OG timeline that was drastically changed.

[minor ore]

guys maybe take this chat over to #stone-ocean

[quaint dawn]

Alright

[minor ore]

Yeahh

Pog

[willow rune]

pog wall eyes

[minor ore]

Ayy that's my image

Way way back in the nineteen eightys

Secret government employees

Dug up famous guys and ladies

And made amusing genetic copies

[heavy ledge]

the faces on the wall eyes were drawn on purpose

[minor ore]

The faces on the walls eyes live in my head constantly

Rent free and all

[minor ore]

Of course

To all three of your statements

BrAh

[minor ore]

cant wait for last 30 chapters colored versions

and i want another appearence of yoshikage kira, he was way better than part 4's

P sure we can all agree more Kira scenes would be cool

[white beacon]

Dead Man's Answers, the jjl version of DMQ

[minor ore]

so bad that hes dead

[fierce imp]

anyone know who the guy in josukes flashback at the beginning of jojolion is

[noble haven]

anyone know who the guy in josukes flashback at the beginning of jojolion is
@fierce imp not revealed or shown at least

cant wait for last 30 chapters colored versions
@minor ore black and white honestly made me realize how bad the colored JJL chapters are

[fierce imp]

how is the colored version bad?

[noble haven]

the colors feel really weird

like they don't belong there

[fierce imp]

i read all 8 parts up to jjl chapter 70 in color, i saw no problem

theyre official scans

[noble haven]

they're not by araki

[fierce imp]

by shueisha

[noble haven]

yes shueisha is not araki

[fierce imp]

or however you spell it

shueisha owns the distribution rights to jojo

[noble haven]

Okay?

They're still not araki

[fierce imp]

never said they were, im just saying, its still official

[minor ore]

He’s correct it isn’t Araki

[noble haven]

See

[minor ore]

The colours aren’t canon

idk man reading until chapter 70 and then changing to monochrome felt weird

[noble haven]

it does at first

[fierce imp]

idk man reading until chapter 70 and then changing to monochrome felt weird
@minor ore yeah ik

[minor ore]

No colours are canon in JoJo unless a character specifically states

[noble haven]

but I quickly got used to it and at the end preferred it over colored

Although this is really for JJL and SBR

[minor ore]

^

Same

[noble haven]

because of how well they're drawn

[minor ore]

at least sbr is full colored

[noble haven]

stone ocean too sometimes

[minor ore]

Yeah part 5 black and white is garbage

Ew

[fierce imp]

idk man im prob gonna go back and reread chapter 70 of jjl on bc of colors

[minor ore]

fuck stone ocean

[noble haven]

L

SO is fire

[minor ore]

fuck stone ocean
@minor ore Banned

[ember light]

bruh

[minor ore]

i would never watch it if it doesnt have ||jotaros death||

@minor ore Banned
@minor ore is it prohibited?

No

[noble haven]

bro is this about jotaro dying lmao

[minor ore]

because i didnt read the rules detailed

I was joking

Jeez

[noble haven]

wow what do you know jotaro died to the 2nd most strongest stand

can't believe it!

[minor ore]

no its just because THE MC IS GIRL

[noble haven]

?

[minor ore]

[noble haven]

yo I'm smelling misogyny here

[minor ore]

[serene pasture]

Why are you talking about SO in #jojolion

[minor ore]

im no sexist person but tomboys disgusts me

[noble haven]

Yakuza fans are unbased?

[fierce imp]

stone ocean is mid, idk why so many ppl hate it

[kind owl]

@fierce imp, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[ember light]

because of the characters lmao

[noble haven]

stone ocean is mid, idk why so many ppl hate it
@fierce imp nah it's not mid it's FIRE

[serene pasture]

And jolyne is clearly not a damn tomboy

[minor ore]

im no sexist person but tomboys disgusts me
@minor ore I wouldn’t say she’s a tomboy

She still does “girly” things

its even first chapter about how jolyne captured while masturbated

[hard meteor]

Mf won’t read a part because of a girl mc??

[noble haven]

the writing is top notch and the late end arcs are fantastically written and they all have great settings and fights

[minor ore]

She’s just a girl that can kick some ass

[serene pasture]

Is it just cause she’s not erina level of pathetic or something

[minor ore]

yeah she's almost tomboy

Don’t immediately mean tomboy

[ember light]

writing is mid smh

[minor ore]

Banned

[ember light]

except for the last arcs yeah

[noble haven]

Jey thinks any girl who can protect herself is a tomboy

[minor ore]

Ikr

but still... i feel

Cringe

[serene pasture]

What kinda opinion is that

[hard meteor]

Fucking jojo fans lmao

[minor ore]

Jey thinks any girl who can protect herself is a tomboy
@noble haven did i ever stated a sentence like that

[fierce imp]

ok the only really bad part about stone ocean is emporio, pretty mid part in general

[noble haven]

how is emporio bad

[minor ore]

anyways

[kind chasm]

emporio is best

[fierce imp]

he doesnt need to be there

[ember light]

Emporio is one of the more bearable characters

[serene pasture]

SO is only mid when compared to the other parts but in writing quality it’s still amazing

[noble haven]

Why not

[kind chasm]

he saved everyone

[serene pasture]

As good as part 4

[fierce imp]

he has absolutely no plot significance

[minor ore]

Probably watched the Cuckmeister video and decided Emporio was bad

he killed a gay priest

[serene pasture]

But yeah jojo’s got better

[fierce imp]

he doesnt need to exist

[kind chasm]

he saved everyone

[noble haven]

no plot significance????

He's the one that guided Jolyne

Lol

[ember light]

yeah

[fierce imp]

Probably watched the Cuckmeister video and decided Emporio was bad
@minor ore i thought emporio was bad before i watched shucks vid

[minor ore]

he doesnt need to exist
@fierce imp Definitely watches Cuckmeister

[kind chasm]

oh no shuck

[serene pasture]

Emporio wasn’t given enough development imo, which makes his final showdown less good

[ember light]

yeah

[minor ore]

i still cant understand how did jotaro managed to ||die||

[inland oyster]

Are you fr

[ember light]

what do you not understand

lol

[noble haven]

i still cant understand how did jotaro managed to ||die||
@minor ore did you not read the part

[serene pasture]

But that’s a problem with most SO characters, they barely interact outside of fights

[hard meteor]

he has absolutely no plot significance
Wtf are you talking about he’s the reason behind jolyne a development and puccis defeat

[minor ore]

nah i didnt

[serene pasture]

Except FF ofc

[ember light]

Made In Heaven is busted as fuck

its no surprise Jotaro died

[kind chasm]

wait you ddnt?

[noble haven]

my man didn't even read the part

[kind chasm]

lmao

[minor ore]

how does priest uses his stand

[hard meteor]

Of course he didn’t read it

[fierce imp]

Wtf are you talking about he’s the reason behind jolyne a development and puccis defeat
@hard meteor he barely does anything in the part and we just expected to like him in the end

[kind chasm]

he guided jolyne and killed pucci

[ember light]

I mean dont like Emporio but he does stuff lmao

[minor ore]

its said that every stands is powerfull unless its owner doesnt know how to use it

[noble haven]

@hard meteor he barely does anything in the part and we just expected to like him in the end
@fierce imp did you also not read the part?

[fierce imp]

@fierce imp did you also not read the part?
@noble haven i read every part

[minor ore]

how does stone ocean ends

[ember light]

bruh

[kind chasm]

everyone is alive

[serene pasture]

Jey please just shut up and go read the part

[minor ore]

kk

[noble haven]

how does stone ocean ends
@minor ore Read the part man

[minor ore]

off to read last 10 cpahters

[fierce imp]

everyone is alive
@kind chasm kek

[serene pasture]

Don’t fall into the trap of spewing out a youtuber’s opinion

[hard meteor]

@hard meteor he barely does anything in the part and we just expected to like him in the end
@fierce imp He’s there for the majority of the part he contributed to life half of the battles after the prison arc,please ACTUALLY read the part before complaining about a character

[kind chasm]

^^^

[fierce imp]

@fierce imp He’s there for the majority of the part he contributed to life half of the battles after the prison arc,please ACTUALLY read the part before a complaining about a character
@hard meteor bruh i read it, all he did was fire a gun a few times and use his computer

dont just assume i didnt read a part cause i have a genuine complaint

[ember light]

Don’t fall into the trap of spewing out a youtuber’s opinion
watching youtubers like shuck is fine because you should look at other people perspective's but dont absorb their opinions

[noble haven]

@noble haven i read every part
@fierce imp Emporio is the one that guided Jolyne through prison, kept Weather Report and Anasui safe, WR, the man who is the main villain's brother, he also if you don't know defeated the main villain, he was trusted by nearly every member on his team, he also flew a helicopter but that doesn't matter it's just cool

[hard meteor]

I’m assuming you didn’t cause you described like 2 things he did out of the countless other things like guiding the main characters throughout the majority of the story @fierce imp

[noble haven]

defeating the main villain isn't a minor thing to do

[fierce imp]

@fierce imp Emporio is the one that guided Jolyne through prison, kept Weather Report and Anasui safe, WR, the man who is the main villain's brother, he also if you don't know defeated the main villain, he was trusted by nearly every member on his team, he also flew a helicopter but that doesn't matter it's just cool
@noble haven can i just not like emporio? this can be said about him, but its not really significant to the plot

[minor ore]

is there any rokakaka emojis

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

[fierce imp]

he doesnt need to be there

[noble haven]

@noble haven can i just not like emporio? this can be said about him, but its not really significant to the plot
@fierce imp how is defeating the main villain not significant to the plot

[minor ore]

i couldt find it

[hard meteor]

What do you mean not significant to the plot???

[fierce imp]

@fierce imp how is defeating the main villain not significant to the plot
@noble haven i mean he, as a character, is a blank slate. his spot could be filled with anyone else in the prison. he has no character arc, and hes just and only there to fulfill his designated purpose.

i meant that he, as a character, is not significant, not the things he did

[noble haven]

Emporio develops

definitely

[ember light]

how

when

[kind chasm]

you can of course not like him

[noble haven]

he's shown as a weak little pussy boy at the beginning but slowly and surely develops and gets into battles

[kind chasm]

but saying he does nothing important

[noble haven]

he proves himself useful many many of the times

and was able to defeat the main villain

the first emporio we saw wouldn't be able to do that

I see that as deveoplemnt

development*

[ember light]

how is he shown as a weak little pussy boy at the start????

thats just him throughout the part

[noble haven]

he was awkward and timid

[fierce imp]

its really not, doing what hes there to do with no actual change in his character is not "development"

[ember light]

Idk he approaches Jolyne pretty straight on

doesnt seem awkward at first to me

[noble haven]

he approaches here in a very awkward manner

[minor ore]

yeah he didn't really seem cowardly or weak

[noble haven]

her

[errant prairie]

In a trashbin

[noble haven]

lmao yeah

[ember light]

ok I guess this is pretty awkward

[noble haven]

yes

it is

emporio went "yo mama"

[hard meteor]

It’s less awkward in the dogpark translation

[noble haven]

It's still awkward approaching someone in a trash can

[hard meteor]

Yeah hence the “less”

[noble haven]

eh

[loud lintel]

Man.

I miss Joshu

[hard meteor]

Same,it’ll all be worth it when Tooru V Joshu becomes a thing

[loud lintel]

Hell yeah

[frozen charm]

Emporio

When

House burning down

😩

👍

[willow rune]

housing down the burn

[kind chasm]

ok

[simple kraken]

araki when is part 9

[kind chasm]

later

[ember light]

thats a little vague

[eternal lance]

im BACK FOR THE 109291929TH TIME. IS JJL CHAPTER 101 YET?

[low walrus]

no

[eternal lance]

GODDAMMIT

[low walrus]

there will be a ping

[fierce imp]

october 17th

[eternal lance]

OK

THANKS

TIL THEN

SALUT

[kind chasm]

they wont ping ame

they dont have jojolion new

[fierce imp]

what?

[kind chasm]

theres a role

that gets pinged whenever theres a new chapter

[fierce imp]

why get a ping when you can remember release dates

[kind chasm]

people forget

or just dont know release dates

[fierce imp]

october 17th

[kind chasm]

i didnt say i dont know

[white beacon]

That's actually a special date, it's usually the 18th/19th

[fierce imp]

ok can we talk about how part 8 kira having killer queen makes no sense

[kind chasm]

ok lets talk about it

also how does it make no sense

[white beacon]

Makes as much sense as diego having the world

[fierce imp]

because stands are based on the individual's soul, right?

[white beacon]

Or x stand user having y stand

[fierce imp]

part 4 kira got killer queen because he was a serial killer and he needed to hide the bodies

[kind chasm]

its not the same universe as 1-6

[fierce imp]

so why does part 8 kira get it? they would have to be almost the exact same in soul to get even a similar stand, let alone the same one

[white beacon]

Actually I don't think the sbr-verse follows the stand-soul rule

[fierce imp]

and theyre not

[white beacon]

Stands just kinda happen

[fierce imp]

i would argue that it does

[white beacon]

Like with diego having the world

[cinder fern]

go away

[fierce imp]

Like with diego having the world
@white beacon this does actually make sense, because based on the expanding universe theory, despite the near impossiblity of two people in different universes having the same soul, there is at least one at any given time. d4c just found that one.

[cinder fern]

god i hate people

how can someone be so cringe

[frozen charm]

😔 me when

[willow rune]

I mean oyecomova is living proof that stands follow the soul of the user

[white beacon]

Then why don't you think the same would apply to kira?

Wouldn't this just mean that somewhere out there there's a kira8 that doesn't have killer queen?

[willow rune]

It would make more sense for oyecomova’s stand to be called tomb of the boom

[fierce imp]

Then why don't you think the same would apply to kira?
@white beacon because part 8 kira is not a single being selected from an infinite number, he is one. d4c was no longer in existence by the time part 8 happens, meaning that it is back to near-impossiblity.

[frozen charm]

😔

kira 8 is just too epic to not have deadly queen

[willow rune]

😔 moment

[frozen charm]

its a known fact

[low walrus]

diego got the world

[white beacon]

D4c doesn't create the parallel universes though, it just travels to them

[low walrus]

kira can get killer queen

[white beacon]

They already exist

[low walrus]

yeah why do people think d4c creates the universes?!?!?!?!

[fierce imp]

D4c doesn't create the parallel universes though, it just travels to them
@white beacon but without d4c, there are no more stands that can access the alternate universes.

[kind owl]

@fierce imp, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !

[willow rune]

maybe funniest valentine exists

[low walrus]

stands are as strong as the user's soul you're telling me this fuck -> has a soul strong enough to make infinite universes?

[willow rune]

maybe he is canon

[frozen charm]

that doesnt prevent them from existing tho

[fierce imp]

maybe he is canon
@willow rune diavolo had to die at some point from literally everything, meaning every thing in existence and not is canon to jojo

[low walrus]

not how diavolo death works but go off

[willow rune]

that’s not how that works but I’m pretty sure that is a joke so

[fierce imp]

lmao

[frozen charm]

😔

this is truly a 😔 moment

jojolion

jojolio n

[rose kraken]

Why do they call this chat the horny chat

[white beacon]

Because it's the only jojo part with visible woman nipples

[rose kraken]

Ah i see

[hard meteor]

there used to be annoying horny spam In this channel

[white beacon]

And a boner, and a lot of horny stuff scattered around

[frozen charm]

large niple

[white beacon]

And so people spam this chat with horny once

[cinder fern]

jojolion is the horniest part

[frozen charm]

guys

[fierce imp]

jojolion was written because araki was horny one day

[frozen charm]

the sex jojo part

ok but

[low walrus]

i hate araki so fucking much

so you know how daiya is super into josuk8

well

norisuke adopted josuk8

so they're stepsiblings

[hard meteor]

We know it’s creepy

[fierce imp]

daiya is the worst higashikata, tied with hato

[low walrus]

nah

[hard meteor]

Hato is the most normal higashikata

[low walrus]

hato is just a normal ass woman

[fierce imp]

thats why she aint interesting

[hard meteor]

Everyone else besides norisuke is either a degenerate or a murderer

[low walrus]

dont say degenerate its super nazi

[hard meteor]

What

[low walrus]

also idk

tsurigi is just like

a kid

[fierce imp]

bro how tf is the word degenerate promoting nazism

actually

[low walrus]

not promoting

christ

ive just been called a "degenerate" by a shit ton of homophobes

[fierce imp]

yeah, thats how they use it

its a word

[hard meteor]

I’m sorry to hear that,I’m not using it in that context though

[low walrus]

its like

[fierce imp]

you cant just ban a normal ass word cause one bad person used it

[cinder fern]

its not a “nazi” word though

[frozen charm]

daiya when

[low walrus]

its a weirdo homophobe word

[fierce imp]

its not

look it up

[frozen charm]

yea

[low walrus]

i know what it fucking means

what im saying is

[cinder fern]

it can be used as that but a lot of words can

[low walrus]

ive never seen someone use it in a non homophobic fashion

[cinder fern]

obviously its not being used in that context

[low walrus]

stfu

[cinder fern]

well welcome to us we use it non homophobic

[inland oyster]

Degenerate isn’t a homophobic word

[willow rune]

yeah it does not have any homophobic implications

[cinder fern]

though it is a commonish way to refer to gay people in a rude manner thats not the word

thats those groups of people using it like that

[fierce imp]

actually, more often, the homophobes are the one called degenerates

at least in my experience

[low walrus]

what

where are you

opposite world?

[fierce imp]

at least in my experience
@fierce imp

smh

[low walrus]

i know

im asking

[fierce imp]

apparently you dont

[low walrus]

where are you around to experience that

[cinder fern]

you probably live somewhere lucky

or just weird

[fierce imp]

you dont have to start shit because i say something you dont agree with

jesus

[low walrus]

DUDE

sorry

what are your pronouns?

[fierce imp]

idc

[low walrus]

GAMER

I JUST ASKED

WHERE YOUVE SEEN THIS

BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT

[fierce imp]

thats the reason i said "in my experience"

[low walrus]

fuckin

i am asking

where

you have experienced it

i am not doubting it is your experience

i simply wish to know

where you experienced it

[fierce imp]

on earth? how the fuck you want me to answer that

[cinder fern]

some people aren’t comfortable giving away their location

[inland oyster]

Why would homophobes be called degenerates and why is that a bad thing

😎

[low walrus]

degenerate is just a bruh word imho like

if youre saying it about people

i just assume youre a prick

[cinder fern]

if homophobes are getting insulted around you thas awesome

[low walrus]

it's like "subhuman"

[low walrus]

if you call someone subhuman

bruh

horny people are still people

[cinder fern]

i just use degenerates when it applies

[inland oyster]

Hear me out could the Johnny backstory be bullshit

[minor ore]

No

[fierce imp]

Hear me out could the Johnny backstory be bullshit
@inland oyster its the work of god

[cinder fern]

horny people who want things that shouldn’t happen are degenerates

[fierce imp]

god is shown to be real in the sbr universe

[minor ore]

Horny?

[low walrus]

listen

i have asked you

to not use degenerate as it makes me incredibly uncomfortable

[fierce imp]

he made it happen because johnny disobeyed his 10-step program

[cinder fern]

thats not what youve said - but olly here

itd be a lot easier if

you said exactly what you just said now

[inland oyster]

@inland oyster its the work of god
@fierce imp Not my point

[cinder fern]

as soon as you saw the word

[inland oyster]

The old man calls it a legend

Sort of fantasy like

[fierce imp]

The old man calls it a legend
@inland oyster do you mean the one from part 7 or 8

[minor ore]

@cinder fern what are you two talking about?

[inland oyster]

Could he be bullshitting 🤨

[low walrus]

johnny didnt die

wake up sheeple

[minor ore]

Johan became halal

[fierce imp]

the wall eyes happened because of the holy corpse so no, its not bullshit

[hard meteor]

Eh half of it is ate last true Johnny most likely did sacrifice himself with act 4 to stop the spread of the disease

[inland oyster]

Not that you log of wood

I mean the backstory explained by the old man

Could it be BS, simply a fantasy and that something else happened

[fierce imp]

you wont even say when tf this happened

[fierce imp]

was it part 7? was it part 8? who knows

[inland oyster]

this guy right here that was posted like 20 messages ago

[white beacon]

How can you say x is hottest when yasuho can pull off this look

[low walrus]

did neil joestar leave again

[white beacon]

Also wasn't yasuho holding a newspaper that confirms johnny's death

[low walrus]

BIG JOHNNY edited that newspaper

it was propaganda

[cinder fern]

how can you say x is the hottest when Jobin and Kyo exist

[inland oyster]

I know he died but could things have been different than the story told 🤨

[low walrus]

wait

what if

the us government faked johnny's death

[white beacon]

how can you say x is the hottest when Jobin exists
True

[low walrus]

and took him back to the america

to interrogate him

[cinder fern]

@white beacon AND KYO

BINCH

[white beacon]

Who?

[inland oyster]

Nah we know he was actually buried I think

[cinder fern]

😐

[low walrus]

have you seen his corpse?

no.

you don't know he wasnt stolen by the speedwagon foundation/us govt

[azure canopy]

@white beacon this one look is even better imo

[cinder fern]

Rai, Jobin, and Kyo are the most attractive characters of part 8 send tweet

[white beacon]

Kiddin squid, I know who kyoo nijimura is

[inland oyster]

You can’t prove I didn’t steal his body

[cinder fern]

WHY AM I STILL SQUID

UDKFJCJFKFDJGK

[low walrus]

idk squid, why are you squid?

[white beacon]

Because it's more catchy than sin

[low walrus]

speak for yourself

[white beacon]

What

[cinder fern]

i agree its better than sin

[white beacon]

Anyways ping scal or whoever, imma zzz

[cinder fern]

but where did the D come from is all im askin

am i simply marine life?

[near cedar]

Johnny is dead

A rock crushed his head

And a Tusk bullet shot his head before that

[willow rune]

am i simply marine life?
@cinder fern yes, marine life is your only form

[frozen charm]

bro.

[minor ore]

#kakyoinchallenge

Rai is doing the Kakyoin challenge in chapter 100

[fierce imp]

too soon

[gloomy reef]

guys i think the Head Doctor is sus

[fierce imp]

same

[gloomy reef]

i don't trust him, he wasn't doing any tasks, and he is always standing in the corner

[fierce imp]

dude i saw him vent

[frozen charm]

dude he cant vent

hes too THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[main prawn]

King Nothing was from this album

[frozen charm]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

cum and blood

[main prawn]

Makes my dick & balls feel uneasy

I was writhing when I first learned about this

[frozen charm]

indeed.

gio gio

[ember light]

so this artwork is called semen and blood 3

interesting

[cyan jackal]

i want to suck josuke's balls so hard

[near cedar]

That art

Has

A name!?!?!?!?!

[lost slate]

i thought it was paint or the stuff from end of evangelion

but seriously??

[sick silo]

i want to suck josuke's balls so hard
@cyan jackal

[cyan jackal]

what

i really want to suck josuke's balls

that man is hot as fuck

[worldly sun]

..

All of them

[sacred bough]

How are josuke’s balls structured

Does he have two nutsacks

[worldly sun]

I’d assume so, but I don’t feel like picturing it

[willow rune]

wait

I was assuming there was only one “Baby”here

but apparently there are two seperate “baby”

neither of which has talked since may

Both with the same pfp and name color

I just realized I’m in jojolion chat

[sacred bough]

[willow rune]

I will become the third member of the “baby” trio

it is done

it is done

[minor ore]

Wh

[sacred bough]

[willow rune]

I am now baby™️

[minor ore]

Amazing. Congrats

[heavy ledge]

Ball talk again?

[minor ore]

Balls

Balls

Balls

Balls

Now there are four balls

I get funny upvote xd?

[quaint dawn]

Fucking 4 ball memes are gonna make me kill myself

[minor ore]

Yes

They should terminate r/shitpostcrusaders

[quaint dawn]

So many banned formats

A format is popular for like 2 days and it gets banned

So much fun

[minor ore]

Yeah because a sensitive mod is getting sick of a trend it doesn't mean you can just take it away

[quaint dawn]

The formats get spammed so much because all of the other formats are banned

[minor ore]

Idc anyway r/shitpostcrusaders should be deleted

[quaint dawn]

Why though

Other than the shit mods

But that's all subreddits

[minor ore]

The memes are repetitive and unfunny

[quaint dawn]

True

I hate how the events last like 2 days

[minor ore]

The place is kinda filled with toxic anime onlies that cry when they see a spoiler for something they are not reading

[quaint dawn]

Yeah that's always fun

[minor ore]

😎

[upper wadi]

What days do new chapters come out?

[proper hinge]

In like 17 days maybe.

Not sure.

[minor ore]

Yeah 17 days 10 hours 34 minutes

[kind sphinx]

I'm excited to see what happens

[proper hinge]

Cheese boy lives.

[faint holly]

Gappy for president

[kind sphinx]

I just want to know what Rai was saying about Stands and the Spin

[faint holly]

Let it rain bubbles

[proper hinge]

Yeah I wanna know what this spin does.

[faint holly]

SBR spin breaks through dimensional walls(Tusk infinite spin). So it would be cool to see what type of spin JJL has in mind.

Wonder how Araki will incorporate a new spin concept for them bubbles

Maybe like a bubble vortex swirling in yo face

[proper hinge]

That would be cool.

[sacred bough]

Could be like fundamental particles

Because ‘spin’ is an actual attribute of quarks n shit

[simple kraken]

wouldn't put it past araki

[minor ore]

If chapter 100 is so good, why don't people read chapter 101?

[faint holly]

Maybe cuz it's not out yet?????

🤔

[minor ore]

You know its a joke right

[sacred bough]

If chapter 100 is so good why isn’t there a chapter 100 2?

[faint holly]

Chapter 101 gonna be poggers

[minor ore]

Tru

[snow heron]

If JoJolion is so good why doesn't Araki make JoJolion 2?

[minor ore]

E

Jojolion 2 the spineuqel

[sacred bough]

JoJo Lion

🦁

[faint holly]

Jojolion 2 starring the Jojo lion

[minor ore]

Jojo has become a lion

[faint holly]

Still waiting for my lion, Araki

[snow heron]

This is bullshit Araki

[faint holly]

Not a single lion in the entire JOJO™️ franchise

[quaint dawn]

Where's SBR 2?

[faint holly]

SBR doesn't need a sequel

Cuz everyone dead

[snow heron]

If Joseph is so good why doesn't Araki make Joseph 2?

Checkmate atheists

[faint holly]

Joseph 2 is Josuk4 right???

[quaint dawn]

If I'm so good why doesn't araki make me 2?

[faint holly]

Like father like son

[minor ore]

I love hpw johnny, someone who can literally break through d4c, was crushed by a rock

[quaint dawn]

Shut up

[minor ore]

He is a rock

[snow heron]

Hey Johnny

Wanna go for a run

[quaint dawn]

No

[faint holly]

Well, Johnny got the cursed transferred to him. Making him immobile

[snow heron]

Wanna go buy some new shoes

[quaint dawn]

Yes

[minor ore]

🗿

[snow heron]

Actually that's something Johnny would do

Fuck

Wanna go hiking

[quaint dawn]

It's not like I dont wear shoes

No

[faint holly]

I can just imagine Johnny going shoe shopping with Gyro

[minor ore]

Yeah.

[snow heron]

Clowbin help me bully this busta

[minor ore]

With gyro.

Totally.

[snow heron]

Sh

[faint holly]

Are we gonna busta rhymes up in here?

[snow heron]

Gyro is still alive and well he just hit his head a little bit

@faint holly we gotta bully the wheelchair user

[faint holly]

Somewhere out there in AU, Gyro be chillin

[snow heron]

Shopping for shoes with Johnny

Out there in the AU Gyro has an n-word pass

[faint holly]

Dunno why he would have one but ok

[snow heron]

From Pocoloco

Cause er uh

Pocoloco is that much of a gamer

[faint holly]

Ok

Back to the topic of wheelchairs

There should definitely be a wheelchair race competition

[quaint dawn]

I would win

Not a fair competition

[faint holly]

Hell ye you would

[snow heron]

Not on my watch

[faint holly]

Not even Pocoloco would win

[snow heron]

I would shoot your wheels

[quaint dawn]

I would shoot you

[snow heron]

Kinky

[faint holly]

Be the grandpa in happy wheels

[snow heron]

JoJo fans when

[faint holly]

Now that wheelchair goated

Wheelchair > Slow Dancer horse

[snow heron]

Valkyrie never saw Gyro again

[quaint dawn]

What if I put my wheelchair on slow dancer?

[faint holly]

And Silver Bullet never saw Diego again

Now that is a pro-gamer move

[snow heron]

Shigechi's turtle never saw him again

Talking about Shigechi

[faint holly]

Turtle?

[snow heron]

[faint holly]

The only turtle I remember is the one Josuk4 saved by the fountain

[quaint dawn]

I like how this is in #jojolion

Very jojolion related

[snow heron]

Shigechi had a turtle

[quaint dawn]

We've talked about SBR and now we're on part 4

[faint holly]

What's the turtle's name?

[quaint dawn]

Turtle

[snow heron]

Godzilla

[faint holly]

Polnareff? LOLOLOLOLO

[snow heron]

I can't remember

[quaint dawn]

Gamera

[snow heron]

Goya

[faint holly]

Tonio's doggo best doggo

[snow heron]

The little pupper

[faint holly]

[snow heron]

Tonio is my favourite Stand user

[quaint dawn]

I'm my favorite stand user

[snow heron]

You can't stand tho

[faint holly]

He be posing while standing up tho

[sacred bough]

Wasn’t he being held up or smth

Or was that another image

[faint holly]

It was in one of the manga covers

I hope Joshu gets his eyes cut out for next chapter

[sacred bough]

Noooo

[faint holly]

Yessss

If he gets a redemption arc, I wanna see him suffer.

Jobin suffered. Now it's Joshu's turn.

[quaint dawn]

Yes

[faint holly]

The amount of blood Jobin lost could've been donated to the blood bank.

Curse you Tooru

Him getting his ass whooped by Joshu or Josuk8 would be satisfying.

[sacred bough]

I like how they’re just like “NO DON’T PURSUE HIM OR A CALAMITY WILL HAPPEN” and jobin is just like “Go, Speed King”

Big brain move

[faint holly]

Everyone gangsta until they pursue head doctor

[minor ore]

Good morning morioh

[sacred bough]

Good morning ocean man

[minor ore]

Ocean man take me by the hand lead me to the land that u understand

[quaint dawn]

Ocean man kira best kira

[sacred bough]

Those good bois wearing their life jackets

[minor ore]

Of course. Wouldn't wanna drown or redrown ✨

Can’t wait until Johnny uses the power of spin to fuck

[quaint dawn]

Same

[heavy ledge]

Green life jackets

[minor ore]

Finally new chapter hype

Its time we see what happened to jobin

[sacred bough]

New chapter?????

[minor ore]

Uh

A chapter will release on October

[sacred bough]

Yeah

Thats in like 3 weeks

[minor ore]

And this month was a hiatus

Thats why im excited for the new chapter

[sacred bough]

Still not for like 3 weeks lol

[minor ore]

Wait

Where's DL

Why arent there anymore "Fuck Toorus"

[white beacon]

Sharpeh left, sadly

[minor ore]

Why

Damn

[white beacon]

They said they lost interest in jojo

[minor ore]

I hope they're alright tho

[quaint dawn]

How do you lose interest in jojo

[minor ore]

I hope sharpeh returns for the next chapter

[white beacon]

Same thing with losing interest with anything else, you just kinda do

[faint holly]

Its time we see what happened to jobin
Probably still loosing some more blood

I have a bad feeling that he will be out of commission

[sacred bough]

It’ll be just like yasuho for the past year

[minor ore]

Has gappys weird pressure thing ever been explained or did I miss smth?

[sacred bough]

Pressure thing?

Idr that can you enlighten me

[minor ore]

Like when he sleeps he sleeps under the bed for pressure

[sacred bough]

Oh yeah

I have no fucking idea lol

[minor ore]

Yeah me neither lmao. I guess it's because he was like- in the ground

[white beacon]

It's probably a habit gained from being underground

[minor ore]

Yeah that's what I'm thinking

[sacred bough]

Or maybe araki just really wanted to draw this

[minor ore]

Yeah I'd understand that definitely thats hilarious