Imagine being born a guy
#jojolion
proper hinge
Sounds dreamy.
frozen charm
Forced to get 2 tattoos
minor ore
Huh
frozen charm
And hidden in a basement bunker thing
proper hinge
He gremlin.
frozen charm
All while an upcoming disease looms over you
minor ore
tsurugi is a bitch ass motherfucker. he groped my fucking yasuho's thighs. that's right, he took his grubby little child hands out and he groped my yasuho's fucking thighs, and he said they were THIS THICC and i said that's disgusting. so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com. tsurugi higashikata, you got a shitty stand, it's like as bad as cheap trick. and guess what, HERE'S WHAT MY STAND LOOKS LIKE. that's right baby, no trickery, no origami, no stupid face. look at that it's like a nut king and a call. he groped my yasuho so guess what, I'M GONNA GROPE HER TOO. except i'm not gonna grope her, i'm gonna go higher. I'M GROPING KAATO HIGASHIKATA. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT DAD? I GROPED MY MOM YOU IDIOT! you have twenty three hours before the fish sausage industry is revealed as a scam, now get out of my fucking sight before i grope you too
proper hinge
He stupid me no like him you have bad opinion.
frozen charm
No
minor ore
Sad
proper hinge
Yes he poopoopeepee head.
minor ore
Youre so mean with me😔 😔 😔
proper hinge
Who’s so mean with you.
proper hinge
No I meant Tsurugi.
snow heron
Remember Josuke's bite marks?
proper hinge
Yes.
snow heron
What was up with that
proper hinge
Wall eyes.
proper hinge
I assumed you got them from the wall eyes and if you didn’t have a stand you’d get one.
minor ore
Same
snow heron
Oh God I'm such a fucking idiot
minor ore
But its not explained properly
proper hinge
Majority vote we win.
snow heron
I forgot Yasuho got one too
minor ore
Exactly
snow heron
Yeah my bad guys
minor ore
Ok bye
snow heron
Flashback man
proper hinge
And Joshu.
snow heron
Where is flashback man
proper hinge
Why would we know?
snow heron
I know it's you, Araki @minor ore
minor ore
Are you using the mysteries of jojolion pic to ask questions
snow heron
The what
minor ore
snow heron
I just read a bit of the first chapters to remember some stuff
minor ore
Mhm ok
snow heron
I legit have never seen that chart in my whole life
minor ore
K k
proper hinge
Yeah right.
hard meteor
he looks cool
snow heron
I'm worried about the unsolved mysteries
minor ore
Well its posted here frequently by people who say 'talk about jojolion you scum heres a list of things you can discuss about...obviously i will not join the discussion'
inland oyster
Be hopeful 😔
minor ore
I mean the chart
snow heron
Because it feels like JoJolion is coming to an end soon and I don't want to be left with unsolved plot points
inland oyster
I mean I always post it and try to contribute but you guys never talk about anything besides Joshu and Tsurugi
proper hinge
Fuck Tsurugi.
snow heron
Tsurugi is best child
frozen charm
The best characters???
proper hinge
No horny.
frozen charm
How could we not talk about them!!!
inland oyster
proper hinge
And whenever someone posts that people do talk about it.
snow heron
What if
hard meteor
i wouldnt worry, the plot is still ongoing and some explantations will proably happen down the line
snow heron
Flashback man is the main villain
proper hinge
????
snow heron
Dun dun dun
inland oyster
The Higashikata side of the story still isn’t over
hard meteor
yeah it hasnt even begun yet
inland oyster
After Tooru is brutally murdered we’ll get to Kaato and whatever her motivation is
snow heron
Is Jobin actually dead
inland oyster
Maybe
snow heron
Because I refuse to believe he just died like that
proper hinge
Can’t wait for Joshu goes to the higishikata fruit parlor next chapter.
proper hinge
Yes.
faint holly
Agreed
snow heron
Joshu and Yasuho go to the Higashikata fruit parlor
snow heron
End of JoJolion
proper hinge
100% yes.
faint holly
First date
proper hinge
Nah jojolion is gonna end on 1000 chapters.
snow heron
I saw that mystery chart and Josefumi's birthmark is on there. Why?
proper hinge
So that means this chapter spans out to 900 chapters.
He has no joestar blood I’m pretty sure.
kind owlBOT
@snow heron, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 30 !
snow heron
Hell yeah
hard meteor
he most likely does
hard meteor
his name can be read as jojo,has bubbles with stars,his stand was covered in stars,resembles a joestar,name has joseph (josefu) in it
snow heron
Josephmi
faint holly
So many plot holes and mysteries
snow heron
I we don't see flashback man again I'm gonna go to Araki's house and put his books out of alphabetical order
faint holly
Araki never forgets, right? RIGHT?!!
Plot Twist: Flashback man turns out to be the main villain
proper hinge
Not really tooru vibes too hard for it not to be him ngl.
snow heron
I don't think Tooru is gonna be the main villain
proper hinge
No u.
snow heron
The reader is the main villain
proper hinge
Yes.
proper hinge
Never.
proper hinge
Yeah I hate Jobin again.
proper hinge
Yes.
faint holly
That little bitch ass motherfucker Tsurugi man!
minor ore
Hate that guy
proper hinge
I agree wholeheartedly with your statements.
snow heron
Tsurugi is best boy
faint holly
Joshu > Tsurugi
proper hinge
You are objectively a bad person dojyaaan.
snow heron
Okay
minor ore
He is scum
snow heron
But fuck Jobin
snow heron
Poor kid just got dragged into the whole mess
proper hinge
Basically fuck Tsurugi no horny.
snow heron
Tsurugi is cum
minor ore
@proper hinge i have to sleep now cya in 3 hours and half if you online at that hour
proper hinge
I will be cya.
minor ore
Ok bye
frozen charm
proper hinge
Beat him the fuck up Joshu.
inland oyster
Who makes these
proper hinge
God.
dapper patrol
Stop Tsurugi hate
minor ore
Squish him
kind chasm
continue tsurugi hate
minor ore
Stop Tsurugi hate
kind chasm
no
minor ore
Yes
minor ore
Yeah
dapper patrol
Bruh why y’all hate Tsurugi
supple totem
bruh tsurugi is prob the most pure character in jojolionj
i will 20 page ora who doesn't have the same opinion as me
:C
minor ore
Why tf is eyes of heaven so expensive
drifting saffron
damn you missed the lowest it probably was ever on psn recently
$8.99
I got it and platinumed it
proper hinge
@minor ore
supple totem
we need a new jojo fighting game
that's like hftf
with so many characters
all the ones from hftf
minor ore
IGN said a month ago they would reveal a new jojo game
It could be new it could be a port
supple totem
jonathan, tarkus, bruford, dio, zeppeli,
idk pog
i think it's just going to be the fortnite game
the battle royale
with jojo
minor ore
Prrrt prob
supple totem
:C
anyways from part 2 should be joseph, straizo, ceazar, liza liza, wamu, esidesi, kars
strawheim
minor ore
It should be every character ever
supple totem
if possible yes
supple totem
lul
from part 4! Josuke, Okuyasu, Koichi, otoshi, okuyasus brother, Kira btd and normal kira,
brb
minor ore
If they were to put in everybody
It wouldn't be easy but it can be done
Like the stands that don't work for direct combat can be stage hazards or healing stations
Another fun idea the A.Phex twins can be only available in multiplayer co-op and do finishers together
minor ore
We need Koichi's dog in it
minor ore
Ye
Maybe
Also, I think its extremely likely that we will get a jojo character in smash bros
supple totem
doubt
minor ore
It's gonna be Jotaro 100% if it's a jojo character
proper hinge
It’s a shame it won’t happen.
supple totem
minor ore
Maybe it will, people said sans isn't gonna be in smash, everything is possible
kind owlBOT
@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !
proper hinge
Smash is a game that celebrates gaming history and games not anime.
minor ore
Well, we can hope at least
proper hinge
I for one hope he doesn’t.
minor ore
Now that you say it, I don't eant normies storming in here
*want
Yeah
Fuck that
Yeah
I actually want jojo to stay in its own community
quartz pawn
i have a killer idea
minor ore
Yes?
quartz pawn
if josuke can dip one of his bubble into glue
then attach stuff on it like razors and shit
then make it spin in front of tooru
part 8 over
quartz pawn
glue
quartz pawn
since we learned that josuke can control his bubbles this can be possible
minor ore
Well he can already just put sharp stuff in bubbles and spin them
He has done it already
quartz pawn
no attach them outside
not inside
minor ore
Yeah idfk
quartz pawn
or just steal the sharpneess of th razor ig
near cedar
We learned Josuke can control his bubbles in chapter 1
minor ore
I love when someone in the jojo community has an opinion, not an all out online war erupts lol
Yes
quartz pawn
josuke can steal the sharpness of a razor
quartz pawn
but as we all know the viallian alwayas gets an op upgreade before the end
near cedar
Stray Cat won't appear and if it did it wouldn't be friendly
near cedar
but as we all know the viallian alwayas gets an op upgreade before the end
That's usually the protagonist as well
near cedar
Satoru getting an upgrade means Josuke most likely loses
quartz pawn
yeah it can go down the route of kc's fall
kc didnt get an upgrad, he was already op enugh
it was GER that defeated him
minor ore
Kc? Remind me
quartz pawn
KING CRIMSON
minor ore
Oooh king crimson
near cedar
King Crimson was too op
quartz pawn
so satoru could have an op trick up his sleeve and s&w achieves to au alternate of requiem and beats the shit outta satoru
near cedar
Legit could kill em all if Giorno didn't get GER
quartz pawn
yeah
he didnt need an upgrade
quartz pawn
unlike DIO, KQ, MiH, or D4C, which all got upgrades by the end
near cedar
What chapter are you on Soap
minor ore
Im caught up
near cedar
Spins back lul
quartz pawn
90% sure
@minor ore bruh mamezuku woulda died a useless death if spin dosent come back
minor ore
Tru
near cedar
Rai talked about it like yo Josuke use da speen
quartz pawn
yeh
quartz pawn
he was okuyasu but smarter and a bit of rohan in him
minor ore
Mamezuki is such a good character
quartz pawn
mamezuku or mamezuki
quartz pawn
i dont really rmemebr
but im think its mamezuku
minor ore
Maybe Kaato shows her stand and then gets an upgrade along with Gappy
quartz pawn
also guys josephs turning 100 this 27th
minor ore
Wow
Why tf is eyes of heaven so expensive
@minor ore ur just fucking poor
Make it more clear and we will
@minor ore ^
quartz pawn
hmm
minor ore
Bruh
Ok
Ya don get it?
I kida got it I guess
Maybe I just look at useless spelling things
Prrrt fart ok wryyyyytard
That's the ultimate response
Ok
quartz pawn
minor ore
I guess its gappy then
quartz pawn
yes
minor ore
Ew fall guys
quartz pawn
yee
minor ore
Its a crap game
quartz pawn
murder>fall guys
minor ore
I regret buying Fall Guys
Why the fuck do you talk about this in the jojolion channel
it's so boring
Go in the #gaming
proper hinge
No jojolion is the chat for everything general spoilers gaming art and many more, if you must move a convo somewhere move it to jojolion.
minor ore
Oh no the mod arrived to tell the truth
Dont ban me
Pls
No jojolion is the chat for everything general spoilers gaming art and many more, if you must move a convo somewhere move it to jojolion.
@proper hinge ikr. that other guy is so fucking dumb
Yes im so fucking dumb...
proper hinge
He’s not dumb.
lost slate
that's how i feel every day
inland oyster
That’s how I feel
minor ore
Huh ok
young meteor
Didn't we used to have it every day?
lost slate
yeah
and then i'm pretty sure we got raided by jojokes, and then some people decided to stay
ngl, some of them remind me of swe coo
except even he was able to have a discussion about jojo
inland oyster
No chapter means people get bored and start turning the channel into #manga-jojokes
young meteor
Well, I used to be very active here. And you're one of the old people I remember.
swe got banned.
lost slate
yeah, i know
lost slate
oh yeah bonfire
kinda sad that a lot of the people who used to be in these chats have left or been banned
inland oyster
I remember people telling me about bonfire
I talked to swe coo before he was banned too I think
inland oyster
Yes I like the new cool people
young meteor
Bonfire was infamous here.
inland oyster
I’m happy they turn up and have meaningful convos
young meteor
Sorry, I mean a few cool people lol.
inland oyster
I remember sharpeh I’m sad they left
young meteor
Rystar sometimes did horny talks.
lost slate
yeah i know
near cedar
Yeah, but at least we have cool new people here.
Do i count as new or old
inland oyster
Erik you count as a real homie
lost slate
old, for sure
inland oyster
❤️
near cedar
♥️
young meteor
Erik, you have a role from the last season, ofc you're old.
inland oyster
I’m kinda new
inland oyster
I think I’ve been on here for a few months
I just wanna reach level 40 and get the secret chat
inland oyster
I only hang around #air-supplena-island and #jojolion I can’t go mad 😎
minor ore
Me too brudha
young meteor
#off-topic-general is cringe
lost slate
honestly, those are the only chats i frequent
young meteor
Same
ebon rampart
kind chasm
minor ore
I kinda lose interest in Jojolion ngl
lost slate
this hiatus is really killing people and we aren't even halfway through it
this is the great jojolion drought of 2020
icy bluff
Weak Jojo fans. What do you know of hiatus? Try being a berserk and a HxH fan and you’ll see that a month is nothing.
kind owlBOT
@icy bluff, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 9 !
kind chasm
2 months
simple kraken
I am also a berserk fan I've trained for this
inland oyster
I played Battlefront 2 and waited 2 months for the Scarif update I can wait
proper hinge
Can I take that picture of your cat and stan him no horny?
violet garden
lol
proper hinge
@ebon rampart
white beacon
It's not like we didn't have a one month hiatus earlier this year
ebon rampart
@proper hinge not mine but do whatever you want
kind chasm
send
whole leaf
faint holly
Bro cannot believe joshu dies
@frozen charm If this is true, I will be a happy man
hard meteor
good thing it wont happen
minor ore
@faint holly hey, Joshu is a good guy
His life is not the best
And he has redeemed himself
He has a bunch of character development
snow heron
He sexually assaulted his own mother
kind chasm
joshu sucks
hard meteor
*humiliated his child murder mother that tried to extort his dad and manipulate his siblings
snow heron
Yeah but still not cool
Like even if my mother tried to murder me I wouldn't go around snapping her clothes with my Stand
Probably
minor ore
He doesnt see her like his mother
white beacon
Hmmm, okay think about it like this. She's you're mother, also an ex-convict, and made a remark towards your haircut and connecting it to her own absence, do remember she's an ex-convict, but because of her absence she's pretty much a stranger. Now, as an adult(mentally, Joshu isn't), is it any right to strip them and sexually harass them after that?
I understand that it was because Joshu thought she would hurt Daiya as she(Kaato) was coming on to her, but that does not excuse the fact that the method of action was still wrong
I'd also want to put some level of blame on Norisuke for not explaining it to them properly, especially Joshu as he should already be told about this kind of stuff
minor ore
I have so much respect for the guys like Jan and Metal that don't have a mental breakdown because of a hiatus and don't change their name to sex addict champ 32
@minor ore oh
mhmm
why you pinned me?
Because you wanted me to defend you
On what exactly?
i dont know
Then??
sorry
K
Nonono don't nut me please
huuuuuuh
/nick Jsuke
Prrt
Farts and stars
frozen charm
No
kind owlBOT
@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 28 !
minor ore
my will to say no was so strong i leveled up
Farting rn
no
But I am
its taking so long?
It's a big one
Big mama
Still going
Aahh
huuuh
Ok finished
Completed
Climaxed
Singularity pointed
it literally lasted a minute
Yes
k
exotic cobalt
This channel has gone to shit
minor ore
ok boi
@exotic cobalt ok wryyyyytard
when exactly the channel has gone to shit? i mean the day
It was always shit
mhm
really? i remember you were serious once
before changing nickname and pfp to pog pisha
Don't worry, I'm just preparing for no nut November
I have to get the horny and the funnie out now
mhm nice
You doing NNN
?
huh i dont know
you want me to?
I won't force you to do it
mhm
But you should
why?
what is the benefit?
simple kraken
Not being a cumbrain
minor ore
mhm
@minor ore you become demigod
Demi dio
but...kaato hent...
IT CAN WAIT MORTAL
o-ok sir
YOU CAN WAIT UNTIL DICK DECEMBER
That's the cum month
do i have to cum every hour in that day?
mhmmm
Yes you have to
frozen charm
Not funny
minor ore
and this month?
frozen charm
Dident laugh
frozen charm
Funny
frozen charm
Funny
minor ore
Funny
kind chasm
funny'nt
minor ore
Stfu
kind chasm
thats hot
hard meteor
i like it
hard meteor
one problem,that would mean he made josuke 20 times more cool when he hates him
simple kraken
He made chad alpha josuke 4 with cool hairdo into some twink in a sailor uniform
kind chasm
and thats an improvement
simple kraken
Absolutely
minor ore
maybe Rohan never matured from a 10 year old and his way of saying he loves someone is by pretending to hate them
simple kraken
pog
minor ore
And JoJolion is his little secret true feelings
willow rune
araki
simple kraken
how
minor ore
Araki = Rohan so Rohan wrote Sbr
It's a fanfic of Jonathan's story in au. He knows Jonathan's story from Jotaro
And Jotaro knows from Josheph
simple kraken
Araki stole the plot of sbr from wattpad
kind chasm
good they banned those shit mmees
could be better if it was while the event was ongoing
kind chasm
i have seen so many fuck it jojo lion and idk i havent seen jojolion
minor ore
But where are the banned jojo lion memes abd four balls funny
kind chasm
4 balls 😔
minor ore
Are those banned?
kind chasm
nooe
white beacon
Don't know why you posted that here instead of the channel below, but this just means there's no more memes at all
kind chasm
those are all the banned ones
minor ore
shitpostcrusaders sucks. idk how it is now i dont use it
hard meteor
thank christ the kakyoin milf thing was so stupid
kind chasm
shitpostcrusaders is hell
white beacon
yes it's time for that shit to stop
Especially in this channel
minor ore
Yoyoyo holup
Too far jan
shitpostcrusaders is hell
@kind chasm I stopped using it the moment I started reading JoJolion
I just stopped Reddit tbh
kind chasm
same
minor ore
Time to delete it
kind chasm
reddit is a weird place
kind chasm
i wish they banned those and 4 balls before the jojolion event
kind chasm
gotta wait for chapter 1000 for ir
kind chasm
minor ore
Chad walk
Chad walk
how can jojolion be accessible for us mortals
Idfk
araki is god
kind chasm
A deleted account
minor ore
huh
kind chasm
im jsut 01
minor ore
you are a deleted user idiot
It's wierd and magical that the more you go deeper in the jojo rabbit hole the more classy and better fans suround you. It's neat
kind chasm
changed name to troll a friens
minor ore
ok...
It's wierd and magical that the more you go deeper in the jojo rabbit hole the more classy and better fans suround you. It's neat
@minor ore wait..lol
There are the bottom feeders that milk the kono dio da meme and use shitpost crusaders and it goes up from there
kind chasm
minor ore
Def better even if only a little bit
white beacon
Some point in the future it will have banned all of the funny(sadly also overused) memes
minor ore
mhm
white beacon
They might as well just delete the sub right now
minor ore
Ugh it's actual beastiality and it's not like something stated in the manga as a creepy little fact it's something a loser came up with because jotaro has a dolphin pin
Josuke has a heart pin that means he steals the hearts of his enemies and eats them?!!?!
They might as well just delete the sub right now
@white beacon yes exactly
minor ore
will you be serious in september @minor ore
kind chasm
its september
minor ore
sad
gentle venture
didn't he say november
minor ore
so two more months?
gentle venture
minor ore
Two more months of insanity @minor ore
Huh
Mhm
So i have to wait 2 months to see you serious again?
Yes
Ok
faint holly
Jojolion is not the best part. Change my mind
minor ore
It has oddly intense beetle fights
minor ore
Saame. At first I was confused but they grew on me
faint holly
It's sooo goood
minor ore
Joshu should narrorate sports games and stuff man
faint holly
I honestly love how Jobin ridicules Joshu for being a "boring" brother and gets irritated by him
He even went as far as having Joshu cheer for his opponent, Josuk8
: "Warning! Gore! Warning! Gore!"
ebon rampart
faint holly
Ye ye! Fight beetles go!
snow heron
WARNING, GORE! WARNING, GORE!
tepid nebula
@ebon rampart bro got part 8 footage from 5 years in the future
snow heron
Do Do Do De Da Da Da
minor ore
Comedy
fluid vessel
poopoo
faint holly
Pee pee poo poo check.
I'm so glad that there isn't a stand relating to excretion
Araki would never add in a stand that is "shitty" in nature
frozen charm
Poop stand when?????
zenith tangle
Jojo part 10
minor ore
Yes
simple kraken
Araki is actually writing a poop stand right now
He took a month long hiatus so he could perfect the poop stand
quaint jackal
yes i’m so excited
lost slate
at least there are other manga to look forward to in this month's ultra jump
like suicide girl, mononogatari and that other one i forgot the title of
rancid fern
Whats suicide girl?
lost slate
it's a manga by the dude who did nejimaki kagyu
basically, this girl wants to commit suicide but can't, and has to become the 'suicide girl' to fight 'suicide demons' that are making people kill themselves
but i'm not sure if it's gotten picked up by a scanlation team yet
rancid fern
Sounds interesting
white beacon
It has been picked up by a scanlation team
minor ore
This is a well deserved hiatus honestly.
Araki's been doing amazing work this season.
True
minor ore
What chapter was this from?
Must have been real early, they're still doing the "split" thing and S&W's ears are a bit short.
Mhm
I thought they were imperfect because he didnt completely achieve the spin and he would just after mamezuku told him
Nope I'm pretty sure this was early.
When they were teasing how Josuke is actually two people.
Split eyes, split tongue and split bubbles.
Yes i remember thanks you btw
ebon rampart
minor ore
Amazing meme.
white beacon
He asked that to Josuke specifically
minor ore
I hate how true this is.
faint gust
love it
minor ore
👶
willow rune
small Joshu bottom text
minor ore
Must be protected at all costs.
willow rune
he
minor ore
joshu is actually from sudan if you don't know
snow heron
Baby Joshu
kind chasm
uh
kind chasm
ill change it
snow heron
REDDITOR SPOTTED, FIRE IMMEDIATELY
kind chasm
too many people started to hate me because i got a fucking reddit pfp
ok i get it reddit sucks
kind chasm
I know
snow heron
What's a snoo
minor ore
You're a snoo
snow heron
That's a weird name
kind chasm
i have so many snoo pics and gifs i love them
minor ore
Death by snoo snoo.
snow heron
Snom
white beacon
death by snoop doggystyle
snow heron
How come we don't have snom emotes
minor ore
D O double G.
Shame about his death last chapter.
He was just starting to be not a dick to everyone!
snow heron
Doggystyle
minor ore
Not yet I'm sure he has some words left in him
snow heron
Great name
minor ore
OH GUYS
HE SAID
HE SAID DOGGY STYLE
THAT'S SEX!!!? XDDDDDDDS LOL MOMENT AHAHAHAHA BWAHAHAHAH I'M SHOOTING MYSELF BECAUSE OF SEX AJAHHAHAHAHAH
CUM FUNNY AHAHA
snow heron
What the fuck
minor ore
FUNNY
It's definitely not!
kind chasm
uh
minor ore
It was ironic and mandatory at least once a day @minor ore
snow heron
Do Do Do Do De Da Da Da
kind chasm
Doremifasolati do
kind chasm
i like hamon more than stands
minor ore
I like stands more than spin and hamon
snow heron
Teech me speen Gyro
No
minor ore
I like stands more than spin and hamon
@minor ore > i like hamon more than stands
@kind chasm > i like hamon more than stands
@kind chasm
All three
Huhuuuu
Wat
Stands are better because of the variety of the powers
Well yeah
kind chasm
uehayeah
minor ore
The spin has variety too but it wasn't expored enough in part 7
Like there are different kinds of steel balls and techniques and levels of mastery
white beacon
a steel ball that has blades that pop out if spun due to cenntrifuedal forces and shit, that'd be sick
minor ore
Woah nice idea
inland oyster
We’re about to meet another form of it so that’s cool
minor ore
Gotta be a villain ball if it has blades.
Or a soft ball made like out of rubber and it peels off your skin exposing muscle when it spins
The problem with balls is they're one note.
Wdym
Not nearly as much creative uses as some stands.
Well ok
Yeah
But there can be cool ideas
Spin and hamon suffer a bit from being too open.
Like you can pretty much do anything with them.
Not hamon
Idk about hamon
Hamon suffers from this especially.
It's just magic.
inland oyster
Hamon is whatever the plot needs it to be
minor ore
Yeah, which makes it feel lazy.
What is hamon not conductive to? Like everything conducts hamon
Hamon was cool in part 3.
But not really anywhere else imo.
In part 3?
It was barely used
Joseph uses it every single time Hermit is on screen.
M
Electric whips is so cool.
Yr
inland oyster
Hamon didn’t feel fleshed out at all imo
Yeah ok. It’s like sun-energy-electricity-force-of-life thing
It can heal, that’s plausible.
It can boost your strength, that’s plausible.
But there’s like 10 different Hamon attacks and it’s never explained how any of them are different from the other?
minor ore
You can stick to walls and make water float.
You can balance on spikes.
Like... What?
Can it cause erectiond
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faint holly
I wonder if having a stand or hamaon would increase your sex drive/libido.
minor ore
Libido?
faint holly
Sexual desire
faint holly
It gives them more energy to do stuff. So I would assume that apply to intimacy as well
minor ore
I guess stands work as Viagra in bed
faint holly
Weird question but....Which Jojo do you think has a high sex drive?
I think that honor goes to Jolyne Kujo imo
hard meteor
Joseph
faint holly
Oooh. Joseph is pretty high
lunar pilot
If you have sex with a stand user, does the stand feel it two...?
faint holly
Good guestion
minor ore
Yes
faint holly
I would think so, yeah.
lunar pilot
What about the other way around?
faint holly
Yes
minor ore
Everything the stand feels you feel too
minor ore
Wheather
lunar pilot
I wanna clap Survivor's veiny cheeks.
minor ore
Nonbooboonobono. O
faint holly
Um weird flex, but ok
lunar pilot
Alright, another question; why did they have to give Paisley Park an absolute dumpy?
I mean, like, they didn't have to make them Dummy Thick, but they just... did.
faint holly
Idk why'd you pick Survivor. But I ain't gonna juddge
minor ore
Survivor, the cock ring
minor ore
Heheheh
faint holly
Now I won't think of Survivor the same way again 0_0
minor ore
Wich stand do you want to fungle the most?
lunar pilot
I'm gonna use Za Warudo, and beat off another dude really fast, so it'll look like he nutted from looking at a guy. I'll turn him gay, no matter what.
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minor ore
Evil
lunar pilot
Za Warudong.
faint holly
How perverted
minor ore
Wich stand do you want to fungle the most?
@minor ore that
lunar pilot
Star Platinut; Za Warudong.
minor ore
Answer
faint holly
I'm not sure tbh
minor ore
Jkjk nononon
What are you fucking talking about?
Which stand you want to fuck the most
Huh
minor ore
Foo fighter when she in human
hard meteor
if im being honest not alot of stands have sex appeal
faint holly
You read my mind exactly
minor ore
Nah
faint holly
I would say the stand users have sex appeal moreso than their stands
hard meteor
i guess id go with love love deluxe or Paisley Park if i had to choose
minor ore
Ah yes paisley park me too❤️
faint holly
I refuse to answer cuz I don't fuck spirits
minor ore
I'd go with Paisley park yeah it's just yasuho but thiccer + rare fortnite skin
kind owlBOT
@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 24 !
minor ore
Cool
foggy furnace
Ok that's cool and all, but what stand would you have irl?
foggy furnace
I would have heaven's door
faint holly
Hmmm
minor ore
Huh
faint holly
I would choose crazy diamond. Cuz I can fix shit that I brake
faint holly
You only have 8 sec time stop. Make those minutes count
8 or 5 secs depending on which The World you're referring to
minor ore
And I aint no DIO so it would be 2 hours cooldown i guess
faint holly
Oh shit
hard meteor
King crimson cause fucking with time and confusing people is fun
faint holly
"How the fuck does King Crimson work?" Man, that saying always give me a chuckle
minor ore
Just a thought : What if you start doing perverted stuff with your stand to someone else without them knowing it but theres another stand user near you and they see you then you screwed
faint holly
Maybe they'll join in 😉
lunar pilot
Heaven's Dick
kind owlBOT
@lunar pilot, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !
minor ore
Elaborate
lunar pilot
Also, could you use Heaven's Door to give someone a stand?
lunar pilot
Because, like, he was able to just make Jotaro go at like 80 miles an hour by writing words in him.
minor ore
It could make a lot of things
faint holly
Name one thing
lunar pilot
A bigger dick.
minor ore
@minor ore AHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAA NO AAAAA IT HURTS AAAAA
faint holly
Ok Ok
minor ore
Make a person horny
lunar pilot
I want to make my micro penis not a micro penis.
My micro penis holds me back in life.
faint holly
Whoa!! What the hell? Is this horny hours?
minor ore
My internet is shit rn my responses come in super late in chat
Could you use heavens door on yourself
Yed
minor ore
Mhm
lunar pilot
Heaven's Door, remove their ability to poop.
lunar pilot
The World Over Heaven is just Heaven's Door Requiem.
faint holly
Just use California King Bed to steal their memories/stand. Then seduce em
minor ore
Horny hours finally
lunar pilot
King Crimson Requiem is Made In Heaven, because instead of just erasing a bit of time, you erase the universe.
minor ore
Well i think even heavens door can make forget things and can also do more things
It can do that 100%
Huh...
😳
kind chasm
poggers
minor ore
Poggar
lunar pilot
Paisley Park is just Amazon Alexa Requiem, because it-
white beacon
@lunar pilot no 9/11 jokes of any form at all
lunar pilot
I'm sorry, broski.
minor ore
Paisley park its directly google requiem
lunar pilot
Thanks for stealing my Epic Joke, nerd.
white beacon
also i'm late about this but reminder to everyone, try not to be overly nsfw
faint holly
Paisley Park is just Amazon Alexa Requiem, because it-
Don't forget Siri
minor ore
@white beacon it's horny hour stinky monke
faint holly
Or google maps
lunar pilot
No, Siri Requiem is Echoes, because you tell it what to do and it only does one thing.
minor ore
Wonder of U is the US government because-
willow rune
wheel of fortune
Car requiem
faint holly
It fucks over everyone that gets involved
kind chasm
iem
faint holly
i eat mangos
minor ore
k
faint holly
Chain broken hehe
minor ore
kind chasm
he
faint holly
Joshu looks so fucking unrecognizeable in that picture. I can't even rn
kind chasm
he is cute
minor ore
Joshu be wildin
faint holly
He looks like a mini Tsurugi
kind chasm
amas
minor ore
Huh........
faint holly
You're pogn't
kind chasm
minor ore
Wat
faint holly
Hey look. It's the rat from part 4
willow rune
the rat is bathing in the blood of his enemies
kind owlBOT
@willow rune, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 10 !
willow rune
double digit Pog
minor ore
Pog return
minor ore
Hi foob
willow rune
what day is it getting released
winter ridge
hello pog
minor ore
I was muted for talking about joshu horny
winter ridge
probably close to the 19th october but idk the exact day