#jojolion

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minor ore
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Everyone in part 4 was disgusting until Josuke gave them a lesson in friendship.

mystic pier
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also I don't care what mitsuba said, tsurugi slammed that gate GWrjkKappaPeek

minor ore
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"Molested" just an innocent friendly lick @mystic pier

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"Weird"? Nah.

mystic pier
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that was only one of the things he did

minor ore
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It'd be interesting.

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@mystic pier well what else did she do

inland oyster
minor ore
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Wait hang on, isn't that TLoU2 meme?

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In JOJO??

proper hinge
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I was so confused when i saw Jobin kill Tsurugi.

mystic pier
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@minor ore

minor ore
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Yes

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We've achieved omnipotence.

mystic pier
minor ore
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Mhm

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Smexy

proper hinge
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No.

minor ore
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Tsurugi orrible he deserves death

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Love early Jojolion where everyone was a total creep.

inland oyster
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That wasn’t Tsurugi

mystic pier
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there's another panel before that but maybe slightly nsfw to post

hard meteor
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Yes it was

minor ore
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It was.

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It was tho @inland oyster

inland oyster
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Those hands don’t belong to a 11 year old wtf

hard meteor
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Yotsuyu isn’t that short

minor ore
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Tsurugi says it himself at one point iirc.

hard meteor
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And tsurugi gets touchy feels after that moment

mystic pier
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that was literally tsurugi pulling her into his room through the roof

minor ore
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Yotsuyu did not have any reason to squeeze Yasuho

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I DO

mystic pier
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DIO

hard meteor
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I don’t get how people think this kid is redeemed he did like one good thing in the plot and never again

minor ore
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I wrote that tsurugu sucks so many type that the first thing that pop up after i write tsurugi is 'horrible'

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He's a shitty little goblin just get over it

mystic pier
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I mean I don't really hate tsurugi considering he's a kid

minor ore
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Tsurugi orrible

mystic pier
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but if he died I wouldn't not be happy

minor ore
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I would be happy

proper hinge
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I wouldn’t care.

minor ore
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How much until the new rokakaka like 13 minutes?

proper hinge
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Tsurugi is insanely short for an 11 yr old like he looks like a toddler.

mystic pier
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13 minutes for them probably

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13 years for us

proper hinge
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Indeed.

quasi sorrel
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Indeed

minor ore
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Indeed

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Indeed

quasi sorrel
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Indeed

proper hinge
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@minor ore change to gappy now yui 8ball said you would.

minor ore
proper hinge
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No horny stop i’m with the horny police get on the ground hands behind your head.

minor ore
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Puls out bazooka

quasi sorrel
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Is it just me or is doggy style like mountain Tim’s stand

proper hinge
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Pulls out uno reverse card.

minor ore
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Is this just me or is Doggy style like oh lonesomene me which is like stone free?

hard meteor
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I’ve seen it be compared to stone free more

proper hinge
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Nope.

minor ore
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@proper hinge says no u

proper hinge
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It’s like stone free but not oh lonesome me.

inland oyster
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Doggy Style is pretty much Stone Free without the punch ghost

minor ore
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Yes oh lonesome me is different

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It's just ghost

proper hinge
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Yeah.

minor ore
quasi sorrel
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This is my new pfp now

proper hinge
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Stop the horny now.

minor ore
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@quasi sorrel it's already mine

quasi sorrel
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Poggers

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Mine now

minor ore
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Pfp bros

inland oyster
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Lonesome Me is kind of like Stone Free and Sticky Fingers mashed together

quasi sorrel
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Bro’s

minor ore
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Bros

quasi sorrel
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Bros

minor ore
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Bros

quasi sorrel
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Bro’s

minor ore
quasi sorrel
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When kaato b0b

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Spell it right

proper hinge
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Jojolion chat is too horny I won’t arrest you for you’re allowed to be horny kn rhis chat arriverdercci.

mystic pier
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what do you expect

minor ore
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@proper hinge change your pfp to mine

mystic pier
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araki only writes jojolion chpaters when he's horny

proper hinge
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Yeah.

minor ore
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BWAJAHAHAHA HILARIOUS JOKE @mystic pier IM LAMFAOING RN BWAHAHAHHAA

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XDDDDDDDSSSS

proper hinge
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He’s not joking.

minor ore
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Yes

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anyways

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XDDDDDD

proper hinge
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Jojolion is the most horny jojo part.

heavy ledge
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ive read jjl is horny like 10 times this week

minor ore
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THIS IS A CERTIFIED LOL MOMENT LOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHHAA

limber yarrow
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imo doggystyle feels more like a hermit purple than stone free

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if rai knows spin then i assume doggystyle conducts spin, just like hermit purple conducting hamon in part 3

minor ore
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HAHAHAHA HE SAID DOGGY STYRE HAHAH FOUND BALLS BOOBS BIG THE YASUHOW EX FUNNY GUY CUM LOOOOOL TROEOEOER PRRRT

quasi sorrel
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Speen

proper hinge
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He doesn’t know spin.

quasi sorrel
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HAHAHAHA HE SAID DOGGY STYRE HAHAH FOUND BALLS BOOBS BIG THE YASUHOW EX FUNNY GUY CUM LOOOOOL TROEOEOER PRRRT

heavy ledge
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ok

white beacon
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spin isn't an energy you conduct(except for the Super Spin) it's a technique, unlike Hamon being the energy and Sendo being the technique

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Spin, for the most part, is really just making something spin

minor ore
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Yo mama so hairy she conducts hamon

proper hinge
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Shut the fuck up.

minor ore
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Literally eat a nice meal and have a good day with your family dude LITERALLY GO ENJOY YOURSELF

lost slate
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also i'm pretty sure rai doesn't know the spin

minor ore
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How but he clearly knows the concept

white beacon
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he knows the concept of spinning something(lul) but him knowing the secrets of it is up in the air, unless you interpret his words as him knowing the technique rooted in spin

proper hinge
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No rai is talking about the spin of the lines of Josukes soap bubble.

lost slate
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He sees Josuke's bubble spinning

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and he comments on it

white beacon
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not like the spin(technique) is gonna help them at all in that enclosed room, there's no natural objects to reference the golden rectangle with

mystic pier
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josuke uses the spin

proper hinge
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Josuke uses a spin.

quasi sorrel
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Spin

minor ore
quasi sorrel
minor ore
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"Fear pog"

quasi sorrel
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“Pog ruler”

lost slate
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wheres the jojo discussion in jjl

proper hinge
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Good question.

white beacon
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it's here but of course, spammers exist to derail it

proper hinge
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Who knows?

quasi sorrel
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Poggers

minor ore
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Oh come on

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Fine

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DEAD CHATO

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XDDDDDDD

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LOL MOMENTO

quasi sorrel
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LMAOOOOO

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SO FUNNYYYYYY

heavy ledge
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stop spamming lol

minor ore
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lol

white beacon
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man, do kids these days just go to libraries or places where there's people but not much talking and just go "LMAO DEAD CHAT" like, is that the level of the lack of awareness kids have these days?

quasi sorrel
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BUT DEAD CHAT = FUNNY

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Idk I’m just bored

faint gust
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you could just
not do that

quasi sorrel
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I mean I could

minor ore
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@white beacon that just reminds me of the "dad I keep clicking on the book and nothing happens" cringe ass boomer humour

lost slate
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being self-aware about being annoying is still being annoying

minor ore
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Well yes

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I could stop

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But

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Yeah nahh

quasi sorrel
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being self-aware about being annoying is still being annoying
@lost slate that’s better

proper hinge
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Has the horny stopped?

hard meteor
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Yep

proper hinge
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Fina-fucking-lly.

quasi sorrel
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HAHAHAHA HE SAID DOGGY STYRE HAHAH FOUND BALLS BOOBS BIG THE YASUHOW EX FUNNY GUY CUM LOOOOOL TROEOEOER PRRRT

minor ore
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No

quasi sorrel
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Seks

proper hinge
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You’re fucking come on just like oh no like stop like ahghhghhghhhhhghhhgggggggggghghhgg.

quasi sorrel
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Seggs

minor ore
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Wat

proper hinge
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Fuck it i’m leaving this chat.

minor ore
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Nooo i just came back

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*cum back

proper hinge
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Just the chat not server.

minor ore
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Oh

proper hinge
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Aight I’m coming back to the chat.

minor ore
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Mhm

quasi sorrel
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HAHAHAHA HE SAID COOM HAHAH FOUND BALLS BOOBS BIG THE YASUHOW EX FUNNY GUY CUM LOOOOOL TROEOEOER PRRRT

minor ore
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No

quasi sorrel
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You did say cum

proper hinge
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Edit it right the fuck now.

quasi sorrel
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There

minor ore
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Why did i even thought you were a serious guy the first time i encountered you @quasi sorrel

quasi sorrel
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I was

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But now I’m not

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Better said that I have my moments

heavy ledge
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time to leave the chat until october

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unless i got news about karera

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cu

mystic pier
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karera killed off screen

proper hinge
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Rohan.

mystic pier
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no

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rohan is useless now

quasi sorrel
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Rohan

minor ore
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Rohan best character of part 8

vocal trail
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hope karera comes back soon haha

mystic pier
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hope rohan comes back first

dusty kindle
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Rai is Rohan

minor ore
willow rune
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Rohan will come back and write on D8 “you are stronger than everything” and Jojolion will end

minor ore
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@willow rune what chapter you at

dusty kindle
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Do Do Do De Da Da Da died already lmao

willow rune
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💯 not fully done with it tho

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Oh rip

dusty kindle
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stupid ass bug

minor ore
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Yup

willow rune
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He was best character

minor ore
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Yes

willow rune
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he’ll write on the earth “every person is now dododo de dadada”

minor ore
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It was actually a really cool enemy because with his inclusion, we could see Tooru's origins, Rai's story and the spin also developement on Wou's part. Reall y smart of Arak to do that. At the start you didn't realize why and that it was stupid but now that it's dead it makes sense

dusty kindle
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I still hate that bug tho

proper hinge
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Yeah like fuck that bug.

willow rune
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I’m not big brain enough to understand this I just thought it was better than the nether portal because it was a stick bug

minor ore
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Yeah I'm saying that it was smart but I hate it @dusty kindle

mystic pier
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I like the bug because of all the "what's going on" and "I don't understand" comments

minor ore
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I’m not big brain enough to understand this I just thought it was better than the nether portal because it was a stick bug
@willow rune ?????????

willow rune
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yes

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the stupid looking nether portal bug

minor ore
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You mean Doremifasolati do

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That thing's ability is just DIG. And PROTECT.

quasi sorrel
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Yep

willow rune
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This guy

quasi sorrel
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He thicc

minor ore
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His wheel things remind me of Wekapipi's balls

vocal trail
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imagine that animated

quasi sorrel
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😳

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Pipí

minor ore
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Yes it was intentional

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Pipi and balls

quasi sorrel
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BAHAHAHAHAHAH

minor ore
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Hahaaha

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imagine that animated
@vocal trail imagine what animated?

willow rune
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tell me I’m not alone in thinking he looks like a nether portal tho

quasi sorrel
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He does

minor ore
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Eh kinda

quasi sorrel
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With legs

vocal trail
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doremifasolati animated

minor ore
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@vocal trail ah

vocal trail
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that whole arc animated that’s fun

minor ore
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Yeah ski lift man

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 23 !

quasi sorrel
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Thicc animal

minor ore
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Mmm

willow rune
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if dododo de dadada and doremifasolati do teamed up the world will end

minor ore
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Hmmm

quasi sorrel
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Uh oh

minor ore
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If we act accordingly

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To the prophesy

proper hinge
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Not if Rohan was there,

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He would beat them all.

quasi sorrel
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Rohan clap cheeks

minor ore
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Yes

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Rohan can write commands in any living things it's ridiculous

proper hinge
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He does, I want him to clap my cheeks.

minor ore
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I want him to fuck me hard

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HEAVENS DOOR! Make him NEVER CUM again!

quasi sorrel
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Uh oh

willow rune
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Rohan is pog

proper hinge
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Oh no.

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He is.

quasi sorrel
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:0

dusty kindle
minor ore
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😩

vocal trail
willow rune
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Rohan is Rohan’s stand, he’s so powerful he has 2 stands

kind owlBOT
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@willow rune, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 7 !

proper hinge
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Oh shit you right.

willow rune
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heaven’s door but it’s a door that kills you when you walk through it

minor ore
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Why laugh every time i see this

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Because it epic

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You can see his soul through his eyes

proper hinge
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Not as epic as Rohan Kishibe.

minor ore
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No u

proper hinge
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No Rohan kishibe.

minor ore
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Inflation

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Bruh

minor ore
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There's a couple good words to describe this channel right now, unfortunately they're all banned from being used.

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Hahah

crude umbra
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i guess

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we were the jojolion all along

willow rune
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the real Jojo lion is the friends we made along the way

mystic pier
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no

minor ore
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Yes

mystic pier
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part 7 and 8 are part of the first verse

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they're written by rohan

minor ore
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Uh

hard meteor
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Huh

frozen charm
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No

kind chasm
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yes

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rohan made parts 7 and 8

chilly hornet
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anyone else get trypophobia from this

near cedar
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From this? Nah

inland oyster
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This is an entirely different phobia

dusty kindle
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the fear of stuff getting under your skin

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that is what trypophobia is

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I can see it

grizzled pilot
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thats not what it is

near cedar
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Trypophobia is fear of holes

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I think

minor ore
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yeah ur right

near cedar
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Yes that!

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That gives trypophobia

minor ore
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Araki evil he wants people with phobia to suffer

near cedar
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Nobody

grizzled pilot
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its not a medically recognized phobia iirc

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its not a medically recognized phobia iirc

faint holly
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My skin just tingles from looking at that. Trypophobia intensifies

chilly hornet
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does josuke get an orange shirt or is that just a color scheme

grizzled pilot
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its up to you

faint holly
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This is a nice design sailor suit

minor ore
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Yes orange is good

faint holly
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What the fuck have you done?

kind chasm
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nooooo

near cedar
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They made Gru

faint holly
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Gruppy. Grusuk8

minor ore
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Look how they massacred my boy.

frozen charm
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What is best josuke color

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Green is bad

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White is 😇

faint holly
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I think Josuk8 should be orange or navy blue for the anime

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He has my second fav design of any Jojo character. Jolyne being my first fav design wise.

frozen charm
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Yeah navy blue

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He should be pink for like one episode

faint holly
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Pink Gappy? 😳

frozen charm
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His clothes were washed with the reds

minor ore
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Joshu: "YASHHUOOOOOOOOOOOOO btw we're friends josuke"

faint holly
minor ore
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Tsurugi horrible he deserves death

low walrus
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tsurugi is a bitch ass motherfucker. he groped my fucking yasuho's thighs. that's right, he took his grubby little child hands out and he groped my yasuho's fucking thighs, and he said they were THIS THICC and i said that's disgusting. so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com. tsurugi higashikata, you got a shitty stand, it's like as bad as cheap trick. and guess what, HERE'S WHAT MY STAND LOOKS LIKE. that's right baby, no trickery, no origami, no stupid face. look at that it's like a nut king and a call. he groped my yasuho so guess what, I'M GONNA GROPE HER TOO. except i'm not gonna grope her, i'm gonna go higher. I'M GROPING KAATO HIGASHIKATA. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT DAD? I GROPED MY MOM YOU IDIOT! you have twenty three hours before the fish sausage industry is revealed as a scam, now get out of my fucking sight before i grope you too

faint holly
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Even tho Tsurugi is shit, he doesn't deserve death. He's still a little kid

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"Tsurugi the Groper™️"

faint holly
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Ayy!!!!

daring spear
inland oyster
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Some more

daring spear
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Oh wow didn't think to post those

faint holly
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Doggy Style looking good

faint gust
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Now I'm tempted to post the avatars I did where I added color to the monochrome panels

inland oyster
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Do it

faint gust
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I have ones for Diver Down and Man in the Mirror but not on my phone

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the idea's basically to still keep the monochrome detail and aesthetic but just make it something other than black and white

faint holly
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Not bad at all.

low walrus
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the d4c one is fucking sick

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head doctor is nice

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echoes act 2 (?) is kinda bruh tho

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but thats not a problem with your edit act 2 just sucks ass

minor ore
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Yes my favourite is the d4c one

faint gust
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yeah I just like Act 2 myself
I colored them based roughly on either their canon color or how I would color them in design (in other words I like to think Wonder of U incorporates orange in some way)

low walrus
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personally i think wonder of u is slick black

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but we'll find out canon in like 20 years when jjl is animated

daring spear
faint holly
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20 years from now, I will be 41

daring spear
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20 years from now, I'll be 35

faint gust
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40 myself

faint holly
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By the time JJL comes out, I will probably have kids lol

daring spear
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Those look sick Doom Man. Especially D4C

faint gust
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Also I just think Joshu is funny and has the potential to be cool

faint holly
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Joshu's face tho

hard meteor
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hes had a sorts of redemption in the recent chapters

low walrus
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20 years from now ill be doin your mom

hard meteor
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thats why i like him hes not that guy who tried to bash josukes skull anymore

low walrus
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https://jojowiki.com/Remote_Romance most powerful stand in jojo

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Remote Romance (リモートロマンス, Rimōto Romansu) is a Stand designed by Hirohiko Araki for the JoJo Exhibition 2012. Its purpose was to promote the art exhibition via internet live-streaming.

minor ore
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Wat

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And what it does explain in 3 words

low walrus
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just read the fucking article

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im not your reading assistant

daring spear
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And the award for best stand name goes to...https://jojowiki.com/Assy_the_Horse

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Assy the Horse (アッシー・ザ・ホース, Asshī Za Hōsu) is a Stand of an unnamed male sports club captain, featured in JOJOmenon.

low walrus
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JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

JoJosapiens (ジョジョサピエンス, Jojosapiensu) is a Stand designed by Hirohiko Araki in commemoration of the opening of Hirohiko Araki JoJo Exhibition: Ripples of Adventure. The Stand appertains to a fan participation project of the same name.

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06-01: What do you fetishize?
Legs
Hands
Voice

faint holly
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legs

low walrus
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kira is dissapointed with hands being ranked number 2

faint holly
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I have a legs fetish

inland oyster
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Did legs win

low walrus
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legs won

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1: legs
2: hands
3: voice

faint holly
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Ayyy!!

inland oyster
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😔

faint holly
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Love me some legs

low walrus
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also 7.3% of jojo fans consider phantom blood best part while only 7.0% consider jojolion the best

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this is objective proof phantom blood is better than jjl

faint holly
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Well.....not a lot of people read JJL so....

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It's not comparable

low walrus
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19.1% consider vento aureo the best part

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who are these people

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and why are they so incorrect

faint holly
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Anime onlies lol

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What's the percent distribution for each part?

low walrus
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10-01: What is your favorite Part of JoJo?
Part 1: Phantom Blood: 7.3%
Part 2: Battle Tendency: 11.2%
Part 3: Stardust Crusaders: 17.3%
Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable: 17.5%
Part 5: Vento Aureo: 19.1%
Part 6: Stone Ocean: 8.5%
Part 7: Steel Ball Run: 12.1%
Part 8: JoJolion: 7.0%

faint holly
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Interesting

minor ore
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This survey was done even before the Golden Wind anime came out

low walrus
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yeah

faint holly
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Ohhhh

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Ok

low walrus
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it was done for the event that announced vento aureo anime

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who the fuck is voting highway star as the best stand

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why is it the 20th best stand according to jojo fans

hard meteor
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oh wow people liked 4 and 3 more than 7

faint holly
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That's surprising

low walrus
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10-06: How has JoJo changed your life?
I do JoJo-posing when my picture is taken: 65.2%
JoJo led to me getting new friends: 46.7%
I say jaanai (じゃあない) when making a negative statement to emulate Hirohiko Araki: 39.6%
I immediately think "It's a road roller!!" when I see one in town: 31.8%
I began to enjoy Western music: 30.7%
I add the sokuon (ッ) to the end of my texts: 28.1%
I started making the right choices: 28.0%
I visited Hirohiko Araki's hometown of Sendai: 16.8%
My favorite saying comes from JoJo: 15.9%
I began to enjoy movies: 15.7%

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65% of jojo fans jojo pose

faint holly
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Do you guys Jojo pose?

low walrus
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30% of jojo fans are like "POGGERS ITS A ROAD ROLLER LIKE THE ONE FROM JOJO"

low walrus
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i do not jojo pose because i like having a functioning spine

faint holly
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Relatable

low walrus
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02-04: Do you consider yourself a carnivore or herbivore when it comes to physical intimacy?
Carnivore: 36.1%
Herbivore: 63.9%

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what did they mean by this

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top or bottom?

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63.9% of jojo fans are bottoms

faint holly
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Woooah. That's pretty freaky ッ

low walrus
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01-02: Age
Average age: 24.9 years old

my name is jojosapien. i am 24.9 years old

faint holly
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I started making the right choices: 28.0%

LMAO

low walrus
inland oyster
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No “I started working out more?” Alright

low walrus
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this is statistically what the average jojo fan looks like

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when someone says "jojo fan" this is what they mean

faint holly
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Fashionable, holds a beverage, and jojo poses

low walrus
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04-03: What is your favorite manga (not written by Hirohiko Araki)?
One Piece
Hunter × Hunter
Dragon Ball

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and they're a one piece fan

faint holly
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🤨

low walrus
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04-06: What is your favorite number?
7
3
2

SEVEN FUCK YEAH

faint holly
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Where's 4?

low walrus
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its ranked number 4

faint holly
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4 is def a lucky number ッ

low walrus
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04-02: What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
Wine
Beer
Sake

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02-01: Are you currently in a relationship?
Yes: 33.6%
No: 66.4%

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pain

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ohh the carnivorous/herbivorous was "horny" or "not horny"

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statistically jojo fans arent horny

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only us jojolion fans

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05-01: Please tell me your IQ.

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this question has menacing aura

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08-01: What is the greatest crime you have committed in the past?

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damn araki chill jesus

faint holly
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Are all of these jojo survey questions on the wiki?

kind owlBOT
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@faint holly, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 45 !

low walrus
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yeah

faint holly
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Interesting

low walrus
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JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

JoJosapiens (ジョジョサピエンス, Jojosapiensu) is a Stand designed by Hirohiko Araki in commemoration of the opening of Hirohiko Araki JoJo Exhibition: Ripples of Adventure. The Stand appertains to a fan participation project of the same name.

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ngl average jojo fan lookin kinda hot 😳

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10-05: What character's hairstyle do you want to try out?
Jolyne Cujoh
Rohan Kishibe
Noriaki Kakyoin
Bruno Bucciarati
Giorno Giovanna
Yoshikage Kira (Kosaku Kawajiri)
Kars
Funny Valentine
Josuke Higashikata
Jean Pierre Polnareff

WHY IS JOSUKE RANKED 9

daring spear
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ohh the carnivorous/herbivorous was "horny" or "not horny"
statistically jojo fans arent horny
only us jojolion fans
Don't forget about the part 5 anime onlys

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@low walrus more importantly WHY IS POLNAREFF'S CAN HAIR SO LOW?!

faint holly
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I thought there would be more horny jojo fans : /

faint gust
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there's not enough material to be horny for

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just too manly

low walrus
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most jojo fans are normal well adjusted people

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also gay people exist they can be horny about jonathan

faint gust
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yes but they're less common

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but I respect jonathan as their choice

faint holly
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Who wouldn't be gay for Jonathan?

faint gust
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even Dio was

faint holly
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Dio wanted that Joestar body

low walrus
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#97 Wekapipo's Brother-in-law

faint holly
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Screw that guy

low walrus
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shoutouts to the people choosing wekapipo's brother in law as their hairstyle

faint holly
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They want that fuqboi look

low walrus
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that jojoveller cover dio look

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faint holly
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Yikes

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I'd rather get that Jonathan Jojovelier cover look

low walrus
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not that one

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pink dio

faint holly
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I like the Jojonium look of Jonathan

minor ore
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He has a jojolion look

faint gust
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the Dio one reminds me of this awful tik tok dude that friends kept posting a gif of

lost slate
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i got into jojo through the manga and picked up that jojonium because i thought the art was really good

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when i started reading, i became a little disappointed

faint gust
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the art's cool if you don't think about who they're supposed to be half the time

low walrus
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Jojonium young Jonathan is on point

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That's amazing

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Jojonium post timeskip Jonathan is pain

faint gust
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Rohan is like the only character from a previous part that grew on me in the Part 7/8 style

low walrus
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Can u post a pic

faint gust
low walrus
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Pretty man

faint gust
low walrus
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But honestly all non part 8 characters look like josuk8 or rai in the part 8 artstyle

faint gust
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yeah

low walrus
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Have you seen part 7 naruto

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Lemme find it

faint gust
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yes

low walrus
faint holly
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Ewwww

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Part 7 Naruto looks cursed

willow rune
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why his hair green

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lookin like super saiyan foo fighters

faint gust
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I don't care about the hair why does he have lipstick

low walrus
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Everyone has lipstick in the araki style

chilly hornet
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what about part 1

simple kraken
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araki started doing lipstick when he stopped making them hyper masculine 80s action heroes

noble haven
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most jojo fans are normal well adjusted people
@low walrus this is a lie

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most jojo fans are insane people

low walrus
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Bro they did a poll

frozen charm
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Nice stand

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Act 3 with made in heaven feathers

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Tusk a

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ACt 3

low walrus
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It's called jojosapien you buffoon

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And it's the stand of every joj fan

frozen charm
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Ok

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What's it's abilities

low walrus
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To make the average jojo fan

minor ore
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Thanks for the explaination.

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I needed it.

proper hinge
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Yes I thank you for this information to, thanks.

frozen charm
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What are it's stats

low walrus
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It has no stats

frozen charm
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Yes it does

minor ore
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Is catching up worth it

proper hinge
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Yes this best part.

minor ore
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Im close

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Just met yasuhos ex bf

minor ore
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Joshu was never her bf.

hard meteor
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hes talking about tooru

minor ore
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Oh i thought @minor ore was at the start of jojolion lol

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Im no fool

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i can clearly tell she never gave him a chance

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And never will

faint holly
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Joshu was never a chad to begin with

fleet otter
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Joshu will be a chad if he redeems himself

proper hinge
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He would be but not as chad as Rohan Kishibe.

fleet otter
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Rohan 🙄

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More like

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Overrated

proper hinge
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Die scum.

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you immediately dies

gentle venture
frozen charm
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Me when I see Rohan 😡

inland oyster
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👀

hard meteor
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woah,where'd that quote come from

inland oyster
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I’m trying to find out

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Although I’m pretty sure the wall eyes form after a tsunami right?

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So it might not be super important

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The popular theory right now is that Johnny’s corpse is causing all of this because of his connection with Jesus’ corpse

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So I’m trying to find some sorta stronger connections

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The bitemarks are a miracle, the wall eyes are a miracle, equivalent exchange is a miracle. All meant to protect the area of Johnny’s burial

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But why doe

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Would anyone agree with to me to go as far as saying Josuke was a miracle?

minor ore
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@inland oyster the answer to "why" is presumably because Johnny is a saint or became one

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The wall eyes sprouted up after a bg earthquake and some land slides I think

snow heron
faint holly
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It's the best stand name ever

pseudo wind
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stand name: sex

faint gust
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pistols

mystic pier
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sticky fingers betta

pseudo wind
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dio from part 1

faint gust
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I can never look at her stand without thinking spaghetti monster

pseudo wind
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ko no dee oh dah

minor ore
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wha

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you forgot to delete the last one

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Why did you deleto

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Noooo

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bc im a mod

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and i have mod powers

kind chasm
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This is what no jojolion does to your brain

white beacon
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it hasn't even been a month yet

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you guys are just weird

minor ore
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5 fortnite YouTubers who've sworn

low walrus
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bitch ass mods

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pissing on my fucking jojolion

minor ore
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ye

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he sucks ass

quasi sorrel
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The plant guy is part 8 Rohan

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The guy with doggy style stand

minor ore
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ah

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rai

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wha

quasi sorrel
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Yeah that guy

minor ore
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mhmmm

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rohan is unique nobody can equals him

quasi sorrel
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He’s part 8 Rohan

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He’s not Rohan

minor ore
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mhmmn't

quasi sorrel
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Mhmmmm

proper hinge
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Mhmn’t

quasi sorrel
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Mhmmm

minor ore
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Slupr

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Hahah cum

low walrus
#

come

minor ore
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arrive

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Finish

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Complete

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pogchamp

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Aaah honey I'm completing! AHHHH HERE IT COMES

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pogchamp
@minor ore notamusedRai

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i luv pfp

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Which one

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did you encounter pinsha again?

white beacon
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i wonder if any more rock animals get introduced later, or if d7 will be the last new one

minor ore
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No he hasn't talked here for days like where tf is that guy

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@white beacon nah it's not happening

minor ore
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ZA HANDO

low walrus
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funny epic

minor ore
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xa hand funny funi ahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahah

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omg ikr

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yes

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ahahahahahahhaahhahahahahha funu epikkkkkk

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aahhahahaha

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funyyyyy za haaaaanddddd

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hahahahahahahhahahaha

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laugg nowwwwww

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quick

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hahahahahahha

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: /

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ahahahahhahahahah

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funi

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you havent read all part 8 yet?

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get out or ill spoil everything

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quick

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everyone dies

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I could've care less about u spoiling part 8. Even though I stopped reading it, does not mean I don't catch up babe

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yes

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Wonder of u goes brrr

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it has a baddass ability ngl

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Most boring from all jojo villain imo

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idk

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but the Stand's ability to manipulate reality is baddass

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Is it really manipulating reality? I think more of love train but just the opposite

hard meteor
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most boring villain in all of jojo

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Since when was he diavolo

minor ore
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DIavolo lmao

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yeh fuck that guy

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lol

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I meant his ability tho

white beacon
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his ability, for now, is basically just ticket to ride, which we'eve already seen

hard meteor
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his ability isnt boring,it can kill you just by thinking about chasing after it

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it nearly killed jobin in an instant

minor ore
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It has a meh tier design I can give u that

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It's just my opinion

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Ability isn't bad but from all villain abilities I've seen now it's the most boring compared to the others in my opinion

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it's disappointing. That's the right word for me I guess. But it's better than just Cut time

scarlet dust
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Sup guys I got a question

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Why is mamezuku rai so dummy thicc

minor ore
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I liked the time skip idea tbh

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thiiiiiicc

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But thinking more about it is just stopping time in extra steps

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I like King Crimson's design tho. it's so normal and simple, I love it

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it's def one of the terrifying Stands out there

frozen charm
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King cringeson

minor ore
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cringe ability

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At least Silver Chariot is the closest to defeating it tho, and Silver Chariot is a balanced part 3 Stando

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balanced

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lmao

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Silver Chariot is balanced.

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more balanced than that bs Heavy Weather mofo

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ban

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no

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yes

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ahah

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Funni

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😔

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funi

white beacon
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no, not funny

minor ore
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sad

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I nearly got banned for my dark humor

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i nearly got banned just now

low walrus
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"dark humor"?

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let me guess

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you just said racist shit

minor ore
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maybe him but i didnt

low walrus
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talkin about zen

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you probably were just too funny for jan

minor ore
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What happun

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@low walrus what happened

low walrus
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idk

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i just got here

frozen charm
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Milj

minor ore
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Milj

inland oyster
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Yes mister

faint holly
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gappywhat : "Yes, head doctor. Please give me some."

grizzled pilot
hard meteor
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Kira likes his greens

heavy ledge
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i read kira im here

minor ore
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How

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Hes here

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Dont ask how

frozen charm
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Kira when pea

vocal mason
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how do you eat that many peas bruh

kind owlBOT
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@vocal mason, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 21 !

vocal mason
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peas are only good in shepherd's pie change my mind

gentle venture
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is joshu the shegechi of this universe

minor ore
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They both have op stands

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both of them are killed by the main antagonists

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Soon

hard meteor
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nah joshus gonna be fine

minor ore
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He finished his character arc

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He’s basically already dead

frozen charm
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No

hard meteor
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wut

frozen charm
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He has to save his yasuho chan

hard meteor
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hes in the process of saving one of the main characters

frozen charm
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Idiot.

hard meteor
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thats not the end of an arc lmao

minor ore
frozen charm
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Joshu is the best character

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He can't die

hard meteor
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he wont die flashforward proves he lives anyway

frozen charm
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Yeah

inland oyster
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Jobin though 👀

quasi sorrel
#

I have come to believe that yashous hair clip is the main villain

inland oyster
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Yeah? Get in line

quasi sorrel
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I am in line

hard meteor
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jobin and norisuke are the only real likely deaths

quasi sorrel
#

Wait jobin does

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Dies?

gentle venture
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hey he is still alive probably......

quasi sorrel
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WHAT

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I regret coming here

gentle venture
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wait are you caught up?

quasi sorrel
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Nope

gentle venture
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bruh

quasi sorrel
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I’m on 85 I think

gentle venture
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bruuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh

quasi sorrel
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After the nether portal, brain storm fight

gentle venture
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yea you really shouldn't be in this chat until your caught up

quasi sorrel
#

F

gentle venture
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hopefully your caught up when the haitus ends

quasi sorrel
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Ye

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OR MAYBE hatos spaghetti stand is the main villain

minor ore
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The main villain is tsurugi

gentle venture
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definetly

inland oyster
#

13 minutes until the harvest

minor ore
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2 months until next chapter

inland oyster
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Post your bets

minor ore
frozen charm
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I bet 1¢ that joshu lives

gentle venture
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next chapter no deaths

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just yashuo on the floor

frozen charm
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🇳🇪

minor ore
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I bet nothing that we get to see more joshu

inland oyster
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-Tooru runs away. Defeated by Joshu or Josuke.
-Jobin/Noriuske are alive but unconscious.
-Rai dies.
-Tsurugi and Yasuho will eat a rokakaka fruit.

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I’m betting all my money on this

minor ore
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Tooru runs away?

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Hope not

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I want to see tooru get the shit kicked out of him

gentle venture
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yes joshu must curb stomp him with nut king call like okuyasu did to hot chilli pepper

minor ore
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I'm kinda sad Ojiro returned as a garbage man only to have a warm jaccuzzi bath

gentle venture
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and with less fingers

minor ore
#

more*

minor ore
#

He still has a garbage stand

minor ore
#

Fuck

white beacon
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another try and it's gonna be a mute

minor ore
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Ye wtvr

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😔

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😎

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😩 💦

white beacon
#

man if you guys don't have anything to say regarding jojolion, maybe just not say anythign at all

inland oyster
#

maybe some people should get locked from the JJL chat

minor ore
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😐

white beacon
minor ore
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N a h

gentle venture
kind chasm
#

same

minor ore
#

Stand stats are most of the time no accurate

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Stand stats are bullshit.

#

Yes

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They have literally 0 relevance after part 5.

kind chasm
#

stand stats make no sense in any part

minor ore
#

Even then they were rarely ever used.

near cedar
#

Imagine saying stat stats were relevant in part 5

kind chasm
#

they were used in p6

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not in p7 or p8

minor ore
#

Occasionally characters would say "this stand is faster!".

kind chasm
#

but p6 had stats of almost all if not all

#

oh

minor ore
#

They were not mentioned in fights after 5 iirc.

kind chasm
#

yeah

minor ore
#

Because direct stand confrontation was mostly dead by then.

#

Good riddance honestly

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The fights we have now are way more exciting.

chilly hornet
#

is it a scam or something?

inland oyster
#

Destructive C sounds kinda accurate

minor ore
#

Just don't 🙂

inland oyster
#

IP grabber?

chilly hornet
minor ore
#

Uh oh

inland oyster
#

I don’t trust this already

chilly hornet
#

i don't understand

#

seems normal to me

minor ore
#

Just don't go there!!!

kind chasm
#

what is that

minor ore
#

Wait i figured it out now

kind chasm
#

i will

inland oyster
#

You’re about to have one of your kidneys stolen good luck

kind chasm
#

what is there

minor ore
#

No one is strong enough to know.

kind chasm
#

ok immma click

minor ore
#

It's an Eldrich beast.

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You'll go mad.

kind chasm
#

it didnt load

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ok it does not load

chilly hornet
#

lol

grizzled pilot
#

stfu

#

talk about jojolion

inland oyster
#

Please

kind chasm
#

i wonder what was in that site

chilly hornet
#

imagine if every movie had a frame of diavolo dying

#

that would make every movie part of JJBA

inland oyster
#

Go away shoo shoo

minor ore
#

Sorry CX salt!!!!

chilly hornet
#

not a joke but ok lol

grizzled pilot
#

no problem!

minor ore
#

Wat happened here

#

I'm not one of the random posters man!

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Yes stop it @minor ore

frozen charm
#

Slowwagon

#

Kakyoing

minor ore
#

Stop. Making. Me. Laugh. I. Said. That too many times

#

Your pfp increase the enjoyment of every thing you write

past imp
#

@minor ore gappy

minor ore
#

Gappy

#

Gappy

simple kraken
#

Gappy

minor ore
#

Jojolion talk. You happy mods?

rain siren
low walrus
#

gappy

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dont spell muck back

muck backwards

minor ore
#

wtf

#

🅱️ 🇷 🇺 🇭

frozen charm
#

Joshu

minor ore
#

No

pure orbit
inland oyster
#

Please talk about JJL

simple kraken
#

joshu

minor ore
#

Joshu

low walrus
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joshu

lost slate
frozen charm
#

Ok ok

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Fine

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Jobin

snow heron
#

Araki really likes long rage automatic Stands huh

ebon rampart
#

hold on

rain siren
#

I hope so

#

otherwise i'll be sad

ebon rampart
#

got it

#

But it was for chapter 85

rain siren
#

Thats great

#

Thank god

faint holly
#

When Rai Mamezuku fails at avoiding every obstacle

true trench
#

LMAO FR..poor dude has been swiss cheesed way too many times

simple kraken
#

or would he be string cheese

minor ore
#

Reading yo mama

#

Does anyone have the original panel that Joshunut came from

#

Please I really need it

#

Wdym

#

I need the big version of Joshunut

#

Nah I don't have dat

#

Shit

#

Welp bye

#

Bye

lost slate
#

he is pursuing you

minor ore
lost slate
#

on the note of WoU, what stands could beat him?

minor ore
#

I guess at this point, only gold experience requiem

#

@lost slate

lost slate
#

i guess ger could

#

though i'm wondering, could love train counter calamity?

grizzled pilot
lost slate
#

it's the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object

minor ore
#

Yes love train counters Wou, but Valentine has to exit it to attack and we know what happens next

#

He can use a gun

#

Bullet gets calamitied

lost slate
#

though maybe valentine could use it to protect himself to find tooru?

#

that's assuming he knows about tooru's existence

minor ore
#

Or find a tooru from another universe

#

I don't think he would know if we put them against eachother

lost slate
#

whoa that's a pretty smart idea

minor ore
#

But the alt tooru has to be standless

lost slate
#

yeah

minor ore
#

And that's pretty hard to find so no

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How is it hard to find

lost slate
#

i feel like he could do it

#

but he would need to find out that tooru is the stand user

minor ore
#

He found a standless Diego, valentine, and hot pants

lost slate
#

and nobody in jjl has right now

minor ore
#

@minor ore first of all, all valentines are standless only the one has D4C and Diego/HP are humans, Tooru is a rock human and it is very rare to find a standless rock human, also I don't think he would ever find out Tooru is the user

lost slate
#

assuming he knows tooru is a stand user, he could theoretically find a standless tooru

#

after all, there are an infinite number of alternate universes

minor ore
#

He would have to search forever

#

And

#

I'm sure he will eventually be killed by another Tooru

#

Maybe he can just hire a tooru from another dimension

#

And maybe there’s a universe where he has a weaker stand

minor ore
#

I wonder if gappy will ever turn back to Josefumi

proper hinge
#

Could crazy Diamond seperate Josuke into Josefumi and Kira?

minor ore
#

Hmmmm

near cedar
#

Could crazy Diamond seperate Josuke into Josefumi and Kira?
For anybody wondering about this

#

No, how the fuck would that work

#

They aren't two bodies fused into one like DBZ or something

#

Josuke is the body of Josefumi with bits if Kira and the memory of neither

#

Kira is dead, in a morgue

#

He has been dead since chapter 1

minor ore
#

it would have to destroy his DNA

#

which is kinda impossible

near cedar
#

Kore wa?

stark granite
#

I camw up with a name for the stand of the non Existant Villain in JJL

#

Mr Blue Sky lol

proper hinge
#

You mean [WONDER OF U]?

stark granite
#

Lol

proper hinge
#

How is that lol?

white beacon
#

i'm pretty sure the stand's name is already Speed King

low walrus
#

@stark granite are you caught up with jojolion

stark granite
#

Not with the most recent chapters

kind owlBOT
#

@stark granite, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

stark granite
#

Im at chapter 67

low walrus
#

please read all of jojolion ebfore coming here you will be spoled

stark granite
#

But i always thought theres no main villain

#

Its okay xD

low walrus
#

its an anime only """"joke""""

proper hinge
#

You aren’t funny by saying “Oh LoL jOjOlIoN dOeSn’T hAvE a PlOt.”

kind chasm
#

4 bals xd

low walrus
#

like pucci gay jotaro fuck dolphine stone ocean universe reset

kind chasm
#

WHERE IS LLION

low walrus
#

4 nut

kind chasm
#

XDDD IM FIND LION

stark granite
#

Yeah i know

low walrus
#

where the lion in jojo??!?!?!?

kind chasm
#

whatteufck am i reading!?!?!??!?!

low walrus
#

how does jonny steel ball RUN if he leg no work?!"?!?!??!?

kind chasm
#

XDDDDD JOTARO SEX DOLPIN

dapper patrol
#

Killer Queen has already touched this XD

low walrus
#

PUCCI DOES THE BIG SEX WITH DIO

stark granite
#

How does Joshu call his Nuts

low walrus
#

every time i close my eyes..... SEXXXXX XDDDDDDFDDDDDFSASFFSDFGSDFSDFDASFESDF !!!!!!!!

#

🤪

kind chasm
#

4 bal?!?

proper hinge
#

4 bal?!? Haha?

#

@
!.?!?

#

Shit.

low walrus
#

mods.

white beacon
low walrus
#

mods are straight

kind chasm
#

Yeah

proper hinge
#

Get wrecked.

white beacon
#

also btw, it wasn't me that did that thing to #steel-ball-run incase one might wonder

low walrus
#

you know the beatles from c-moon they did a song called let it be you should do that with jojolion chat

white beacon
#

i think you mixed up a few things there, and no :))

low walrus
#

wow

#

you're telling me that my joke

#

is not 100% accurate to the true formation and dissolution of the beatles?

#

and that c-moon was actually performed by paul mccartney and his bros after the beatles dissolved?

#

no fucking way dude thats crazy

proper hinge
#

Damn how dare you super straight mod.

low walrus
#

i never knew that

white beacon
#

jojolion topic

low walrus
proper hinge
#

Josuke Higishikata.

kind chasm
#

i dont like joshu

low walrus
#

joshuphobe

proper hinge
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And mod we’re allowed to talk about past parts you super straight person.

low walrus
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mods when they see people having fun

proper hinge
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I want the mod to delete what you said.

kind chasm
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i mean its #jojolion and it has nothing to do with jojolion

dapper patrol
white beacon
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And mod we’re allowed to talk about past parts you super straight person.
i know, but that wasn't really the point of why i purged

low walrus
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the mods are the kind of people that told the school administration when people brought pokemon cards into school

dapper patrol
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All the Mistas here wow

white beacon
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yeah i'm a snitch

proper hinge
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Dead chat.

white beacon
low walrus
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dead chat

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nobodys talked here for 20 minutes

kind chasm
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:

proper hinge
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Yeah this is super dead.

white beacon
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going to be an hour if i mute all of you

low walrus
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this chat is super dead

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jan why are you so dedicated to maintaining the "Pure jojolion discussion"

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dude its a discord

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we're not some high society of jojo enjoyers