Tooru will not get covid cuz there isn't one such pandemic in Morioh
#jojolion
faint holly
Yare yare daze. I can't tell jokes from fallacies.
elfin rivet
frozen charm
🎷🐛
faint holly
Me neither
analog skiff
I mean I like the actual characters and stands but the fight to me feels like massively terrible execution
faint holly
It felt lackluster for sure
analog skiff
From scenes that almost reach Forever levels of uncomfiness and really really really repetitive use of A3L
hard meteor
i mainly like it cuz of the yasuho mitsuba dynamic and wu was an interesting antag
faint holly
The disassembling of fragment pieces made my skin itch ngl
analog skiff
Yeah I liked the characters which makes sense
I mean I think the worst part of the arc has to be like
"they're pulling it open!"
🤮
analog skiff
Also on the opposite side of the spectrum, while I understand why Blue Hawaii gets hate even though I disagree, I see brain storm get similar levels of hate at times and I don't get it at all, only reasons I really can get is the actual stand not having a very unique ability and the fight being super hard to read in black and white
But that's all I can think of
analog skiff
Yeah I did like blue Hawaii, although the ending feels like it could have been done a little better
inland oyster
I thought the ending was cute
analog skiff
Like have yasuho figure out josuke's location in a smarter way and I would like it more I thinj
inland oyster
I hate Brain Storm and the rock animal
faint holly
Yasuho hitting Dolomite with a pipe made it wholesome
analog skiff
Well then tell me why as the number one brain storm stan
I'm legit curious as someone who has it in their top 10
inland oyster
I hate it
faint holly
I loved it
inland oyster
It makes me go grrrr
hard meteor
it was an ok fight
analog skiff
Okay?
faint holly
It makes me wanna douse myself with oil and dig underground. Then go ka-booom!
analog skiff
I feel really bad for Doobie wah fans tbh, if any exist
inland oyster
I thought it was hard to follow, the ability felt really inconsistent with how it ‘dissolved’ things and the last portion confused me
So Josuke has his legs shredded and he’s fine right after?
I was really hyped with the lead up though. Which made it more disappointing
analog skiff
The stand automatically heals it's injuries when the user dies which admittedly isn't explained well
I think brain storm is mostly based on how well you can follow it
If you follow it well it's an intense and badass fight
If you struggle to follow it it comes off as overly confusing
Because a lot of the fight is based off reading the panels right and understanding the dialogue properly
frozen charm
Braim strorm
faint holly
Doremifasolatido looked like a caterpillar track from a war tank
inland oyster
Maybe this is one of those fights that’s better in color/animated 🤷♂️
analog skiff
Yeah 100%
faint holly
Yeah..color made it better
analog skiff
I wish the coloured version was at night tho
faint holly
Day time bby
analog skiff
Would look more badass + help with the ciocco parallel
Like in the black and white there's all the confusion about what tf is going on with doremi
And if you don't read properly how urban wants to keep Rai alive
You're gonna massively misunderstand the ability
Which happened with me admittedly
But I still enjoyed the fight
faint holly
What I got out of Doremi is that it can dig underground faster in soil
And it can crawl up with force
inland oyster
I might reread it later but for now it’s not something I’m a fan of
analog skiff
Yeah I think brain storm is well written, just very hard to follow
faint holly
Brain storm is unique.
analog skiff
Which combined with being directly after a boring arc to a lot of people
I now understand the hate more
But I don't think it's justified hate either
I just understand why more
inland oyster
The ‘worst’ arc is probs one of the earlier fights imo
faint holly
Yeah
analog skiff
Mine is doc Wu imo with Doobie wah second
inland oyster
Wu Tomoki is weird but kinda the generic Jojo formula fight
faint holly
I didn't like the fun fun fight from chapter 3
analog skiff
I feel bad for Doobie wah fans honestly
If any exist
It's not even massive hate that arc is given, it's just kinda ignored other than aisho and Jobin bus
Fun fun fun is weird because that's when plunder was hot but otherwise it's good imo
inland oyster
Everybody forgot Aisho existed and that’s a lil sad 😔
analog skiff
Yeah aisho's aight
inland oyster
With JJL I don’t enjoy the fights but I appreciate beginning and ending y’know
Doobie Wah is kinda wack but the Jobin bus scene is well done
faint holly
Tsurugi's paper moon sure fooled Aisho.
analog skiff
But yeah easily my least favourite fight of the part is doc wu
It was a displeasure to read mostly
faint holly
I didn't like it either
inland oyster
I don’t have a worst fight. I usually forget what happens 
analog skiff
I'm just sad that there was like basically no individual fight memes for the shitpostcrusaders event other than for the wonder of u fight
It was just either meta stuff, character memes, or wonder of u
And basically no memes of post damo pre wonder of u jjl
faint holly
Yikes.
analog skiff
Which other than doc Wu is easily my favourite part of JJL (wonder of u is just as good but that's super popular already)
inland oyster
I really like WOU after rereading ch.90-100
It’s like 2 chapters so far. The wait time just breaks the pacing
faint holly
WOU had a nice mysterious aura about him. And the build up to his stand was incredible
analog skiff
Also I think brain storm is probably the song that fits its fight best
Like while sadly the only Leitmotif of the fight seems to be unavailable in the US
It legitimately works so well together
analog skiff
I bet you
hard meteor
i feel like thats the only possible option
analog skiff
What if there's an enemy stand that sends female characters whose name begins with K
Who people believe always existed, before they eventually disappear again
hard meteor
her being removed from the photo was without a doubt intentional
inland oyster
Last time we see her
analog skiff
Slep
faint holly
Kyo Nijimura!!
analog skiff
I find it funny how like the 3 main female characters people question their appearances rn all begin with k
The KKK
inland oyster
Karera/Kyo/Kaato 😳
faint holly
Yes!!!
hard meteor
inland oyster
I’m hyped for the Higashikata side of the story after WOU. A lot is going to be unpacked
Will definitely become my favorite part if Araki pulls it off 🙏
faint holly
Higashikatas been through hell.
analog skiff
Also like nobody talks about it in tier lists but I legitimately believe brain storm is in top 15 most powerful stands because it's good in just about everything except defense and non fight utility
It has a good range, kills fast, moves fast, stealthy, colony so hard to kill user by targetting, could cover a wide area...
faint holly
Those colonies of block pieces sure packs quite a punch. Can infect you with Hemolysis
inland oyster
Scratch that if Araki tells me who this is it’ll be my favorite part
analog skiff
It's yo dad
faint holly
Who is that?
analog skiff
Dude who appears in a flashback josuke has
hard meteor
It is I
faint holly
I remember the flashback
analog skiff
Main hypothesis people have rn is that this is the old Damo design
analog skiff
Like he's important to josuke and has a kinda similar hairstyle
So it does make enough sense.
inland oyster
hard meteor
eh i dont think its a current character,he was looking down on josuke at the wall eyes so it was probably a new guy
analog skiff
But seriously tho I don't think jjl can be anywhere near the end with Kaato and Holly's stands, and especially not if flashback man is still a thing
inland oyster
Man it’s really gonna be a ride
vocal mason
A lot of people think its early Yostuyu
analog skiff
Tbh if I had art skills of Mono i would love to redraw the damo introduction panel but with flashback man
inland oyster
I can do that
analog skiff
And also replace flashback man with Damo for shits and giggles
vocal mason
Or it could be an early version of Older Johnny idk though
inland oyster
It wouldn’t be hard I just don’t know what brush would be the most accurate
analog skiff
What if it's funnier valentine
Totally real theory
Talking about totally real theories
inland oyster
The Funniest Valentine
analog skiff
In an album containing brain storm and urban guerilla there's a song called "silver machine requiem"
SCR CONFIRMED FOR JJL OMG
near cedar
And also replace flashback man with Damo for shits and giggles
flashback man can't be damo, if he Josuke would recognize Damo when he walked into the estate with Hato
analog skiff
Yeah ik I'm joking
faint holly
A lot of people think its early Yostuyu
No way.
near cedar
Ah
faint holly
What if it's funnier valentine
I thought the same haha
Tbh, he looked like a emo version of Funny Valentine
hard meteor
problem with yotsuyu is that most of things he said about josuke turned out to be false
inland oyster
Yeah
hard meteor
like when he claims he killed josefumi and kira brought him back to life,but then the exact opposite happened
inland oyster
I feel like plunder won’t be used but it’ll be explained
analog skiff
Face Wrapper Crinkly Eyes
Correct me if I'm wrong but
I swear in the first chapter of king nothing
Yotsuyu uses his camouflage technique behind one of the plant pots yet no rock actually appears behind it
I could be wrong tho
inland oyster
Camouflage technique like turning to stone?
analog skiff
Yes
inland oyster
Also not sure if this was explained but any reason Noriuske was acting shady around Josuke early on?
Did he just not trust him
hard meteor
it was sorta hinting he was gonna use him for personal gain
but it kinda goes nowhere
analog skiff
Yeah early JJL definitely feels like it was a bit rushed in some of the plot planning due to immediately coming off SBR
hard meteor
he just changes his personality and caves in to josukes demands
simple kraken
Araki did take a break for a couple years between stone ocean and sbr though
So him planning an entire universe out makes a lot of sense
analog skiff
True
faint holly
What if Rai Mamezuku pulled a "mobius strip" moment in next chapter??
analog skiff
How the fuck would that help
analog skiff
The mobius strip only worked because c moon is weak af physically and relies on the inversion to do actual damage
So mobius strip hard countered that
Tbh the only good thing that came out of doc Wu is this reaction image
night moon
analog skiff
I love this
half knoll
Where are the boobies this is the only reason I read jojolion
crude orchid
What if we got struck by calamities together?jjkjkjkj😂😂😂.......unles😳😳😳😳😳
night moon
theyre all in volume one
analog skiff
Okay guys I have an original joke
night moon
then nothing else
hard meteor
analog skiff
DO IT NOW YOU FUCKING BITCH!
night moon
god i want to make more really shit jojo memes
crude orchid
Doooo iiit
simple kraken
ok your original joke was pretty good but I have an even better one
josuke has 4 balls
night moon
faint rivet
just got to chapter 80. Almost caught up
i have finished 2 volumes today, so i feel accomplished.
dawn pond
coral cliff
Can't wait for the 7 page ORA ORA ORA on Tooru
Tooru killed Rai Mamezuku, he maimed Yasuho, and he terrorized the Higashikata family
And he did it all like a coward, hiding in the shadows and using his stand to do the dirty work
If this is about "karma", Tooru has a lot of it coming his way
deep jasper
to be honest
as much as that'd be cool, i think it'd be more poetic if somehow a calamity struck Tooru
he's been causing calamities for alot of characters now and if somehow Josuke uses the calamities against him would be pretty cool to see
coral cliff
Similarities between Tooru and Cioccolata
Has a long-range stand with a very broken ability
Is extremely evil
- Maimed Rai Mamezuku (Probably)
- Maimed Yasuho
- Terrorized the Higashikata Estate
- Conducted unethical experiments on Holy Joestar-Kira
- Has probably killed and/or experimented on who knows how many other people
- Has done all this whilst using his stand as a facade
The fight consists of the party being antagonized by two parties
Is extremely antisocial (due to being a rock human)
Is the final encounter before the main villain of their respective parts
Is considered the lowest of the low by the JoJo of their respective parts
Is a very skilled doctor
The only thing we're missing here is the sadism
grizzled pilot
the thing is, tooru seems to be a weird exception
cause he had a normal girlfriend and everything
to antisocial
deep jasper
I thought Tooru was the main villain
If anything he’s more similar to DIO and Diavolo
cinder fern
i mean
we still dont know the full extent of Ms Card Woman
theres still shit to be tied up
deep jasper
That is true, Kaato could be something important
Though I kind of find it hard considering she’s had little to no bearing on the plot so far
minor ore
Joshu is a fucking
frozen charm
Sexy beast
hard meteor
Yes
fluid vessel
young norisuke = funny valentine: remastered
cinder fern
Old norisuke is just if gyro got old
long flax
I just want it to be over
hard meteor
bruh why
faint holly
young norisuke = funny valentine: remastered
Hell yes! I agree with this 💯
I see a lot of resemblence between those two. Facially that is
And Daiya = Sugar Mountain: remastered
minor ore
Since when was Vitamin C man a rock human
heavy ledge
since he was born
kind owlBOT
@heavy ledge, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 20 !
minor ore
Since when was Vitamin C man a rock human
@minor ore what? Since always???
I could have sworn he was a normal dude just in the roka ring
grizzled pilot
there are no normal dudes in the locacaca ring
coral cliff
I thought of a localized name for Wonder of U
Stand Master: Tooru
Stand Name: Final Destination
proper hinge
If Rai dies I’m going to have to use a Tokyo ghoul profile picture for discord.
cinder fern
We need a Tokyo ghoul thing but with mamezuku
minor ore
When your ass is too fat for you to handle
light acorn
cant wait for them to animate an beetle fight and giving it more hype then it deserves
limber yarrow
can't wait until the beetle fight gets stand rushes in the anime adaptation
minor ore
Who's ready to wait 7 years for JoJolion anime?
heavy ledge
i am
lunar pilot
Run for your life a Johnny
minor ore
😐
lunar pilot
what
heavy ledge
lunar pilot
heavy ledge
i will be 34 by then
minor ore
I will be 20 something
lunar pilot
Hello
minor ore
Hi
lunar pilot
I just change lol
minor ore
Hi ancestor
winter ridge
supple totem
dapper patrol
Daamn and I thought I was old
spiral vault
analog skiff
With how common "Abbachio hates Giorno" memes are
I'm surprised that "Rai hates Yasuho" isn't memed at all
Even though there's just about as much evidence for that as "Abacchio hates Giorno"
minor ore
@analog skiff don't worry when the anime adaptation eventually comes out I'm sure that that will happen
faint holly
This is the only one I could find
analog skiff
Abacchio just made Giorno drink piss and rightfully didn't trust him
Rai outright used Yasuho to test what the enemies could do
lost slate
rai also doubts yasuho when she says stuff after the head doctor chase
when she's actually right about where the rokakaka is, rai ignores her
maybe he just wanted josuke all to himself
eternal lance
we love a gay pair
dapper patrol
Feels bad for Yasuho
kind chasm
yes
minor ore
faint rivet
The water penguins kinda look like Doobie-Wah i guess
can't think of any other reason this would be posted here
faint gust
I remember the penguin stand user
young meteor
What is this?
kind chasm
club penguin
young meteor
Hmm, it has nothing to do with jjl discussion.
rancid aurora
Penguin-like rock animal when?
kind chasm
H
tacit crest
eternal lance
rai.. 🥵
lost slate
the first thing we see in jjl is yasuho's ass, so i mean...
jjl has been horny from the start
loud lintel
I love how araki made gappy appear naked but with a hat on
I mean, If he had a hat on couldn't he have clothes on too?
minor ore
logic
minor ore
It's wierd to have a hat on while naked like having socks on while naked
But it was for da plot
white beacon
Nah naked with socks on can happen if your socks are tight but pants are loose, but c'mob, it's a hat
How could it have stayed one better than any other clothing at all
frozen charm
I usually sew my socks to my pants so I can't be naked with socks on
minor ore
tacticks
faint holly
Josuke 8's sailor hat is more durable than most hats.
minor ore
Does weather report have a hat or is that his hair
inland oyster
It’s a hat
faint holly
white beacon
There was a manga page that says hat, but we see him have a mullet with a smaller version of it in the flashback, so it can still be hair
faint holly
Weather Report has that fur Russian hat style going on
Similar to an Ushanka hat
What I wanna know is Tooru's hairstyle. Like Gawddamn. It's quite something
minor ore
Its an afro with two dyed swirls of hair
faint holly
It's like he permed his hair to be all curly
minor ore
Permed?
hard meteor
he was born like that
minor ore
Yeah
faint holly
Right.
Kinda weird that he stayed in a wasp's colony for 17 years. And came out looking like he is now
minor ore
I have naturaly curly hair but it just kinda grows upwards like Polnareff's hair while simultaneously becoming more curly
Kinda weird that he stayed in a wasp's colony for 17 years. And came out looking like he is now
@faint holly Yeah every rock human goes through that
faint holly
Wasps are like their saving grace
hard meteor
its funny to imagine damo living in a wasp for 17 years
minor ore
"I was inside a wasp queen until the age if 17"
-Tooru
faint holly
Ha! I thought Damo would be living inside a bee's hives
minor ore
Yeah that's why he's so fat bruh he gulping down that honey
faint holly
Young Damo = Winnie the pooh hahaha
This may just be a coincidence. But why show Hermes in the female rock humans panel?
near cedar
They showed Enya and Dio, rock humans don't exist in the og universe it's easter eggs
minor ore
It's also just an exampe of "normal human"
white beacon
If you take in the entire page, you'd know why they're showing different women
minor ore
The rock human equivalent of the previous universe is pillarmen
frozen charm
Indeed
faint holly
Rock humans hibernate right?
near cedar
And they are much stronger
minor ore
Equivalent doesn't mean carbon copy with different name @near cedar
faint holly
Oh. Looks like they do hibernate
faint holly
Pillarmen don't sleep?
near cedar
They don't need to, i think
faint holly
What actually are the pillar men?
near cedar
Primordial Vampire things
faint holly
But they can go out to sunlight
white beacon
They can't
minor ore
Humanoids that evolved alongside humans at some point but are stronger and seperated from humans just like rock humans
white beacon
Only higher form pillarmen can, like Ultimate Kars
faint holly
Ohhhh
white beacon
Which is the entire point of the stone mask
near cedar
Rock humans aren't any stronger then regular humans i'm pretty sure
white beacon
If talking about physical strength, they are rock
faint holly
"I am Angelo"
minor ore
They kinda are they all have stands and powerfull ones also they can turn to stone and protect themselves I think that means stronger
white beacon
Stands aside, they are rock
minor ore
Yeah
near cedar
Ofc they have stands and that's not what i mean by stronger
near cedar
Josefumi a human kicked the fuckin shit out of two of em with his bare hands
white beacon
Oh yeah, right
minor ore
There are some disappointing retcons in jojolion
ripe marlin
while probably just a coincedence, we've never seen a rock human that didn't have a stand right?
minor ore
No we haven't
white beacon
We've seen rock animals and they don't have stands
minor ore
Yeah but they all have abilities so yeah
faint holly
Rock humans are natural stand users
near cedar
Hiiiiiii Cain
white beacon
And it's not a coincidence cain, 95% of them are stand users
ripe marlin
wait no, do do do de da da da isnt a rock bug thingy its just a normal bug
@near cedar hi erik
yeah thats what I was thinking, is that rock humans are just natural stand users
minor ore
@ripe marlin it is a rock bug
near cedar
It was a normal bug? Wut
faint holly
For the first time, I thought Do do do de da da da was a stick bug
supple totem
we don't know if d8 is silcone based or carbon based
near cedar
Did i miss something
white beacon
Damn araki stickbugged us before the meme took off
minor ore
But it is a rock bug guys
ripe marlin
the doctor just talks about it being a bug that lived out in the wild
inland oyster
D8 is silicon based
faint holly
Got stickbugged guys
ripe marlin
didnt state that it was a rock did he?
supple totem
then it's a rockbug
inland oyster
He said at some point it was a rock bug/insect
minor ore
K
kind chasm
get do de da do de da do de'd
ripe marlin
yeah its not a rock bug
near cedar
Clearly you've never picked up money = power with Cain while having 50 + coins
And just getting more
ripe marlin
he said it was "One of nature's many undiscovered insect species"
fuck nvm its a rock insect
kind chasm
i just type random de and do's
faint holly
Do do do de da da da got some weak ass poison. Gonna be oozing asbestos for days
ripe marlin
literal next page 
minor ore
Yup @ripe marlin it's a rock bug
ripe marlin
kind chasm
do do do de da da da
supple totem
minor ore
"FIRST UP"
faint holly
Wish it was a stick bug instead. Araki should've included that in for the memes
supple totem
NOOOOOO
ripe marlin
yes but do do do de da da da being a rock insect is jus tboring I wish he was a normal bug
white beacon
He means that before they get to him, they first have to deal with getting stickbugged
minor ore
Well yeah just a jojoke I did there
faint holly
We're only human after all
near cedar
Araki created the "get stickbugged lol" meme
frozen charm
Stickbug wasn't as big as a meme when do do do de da da da was introduced
supple totem
Joubin said it
minor ore
He did it before it was cool
near cedar
We're only human after all
I'm not, i'm a Heroic Spirit
inland oyster
Go away spirit. We banished you long ago
minor ore
"I don't get that reference" time
white beacon
Eric you tryna tell me arthur wasn't human? Merlin, sure I guess
faint holly
Saber was def human at one point
minor ore
Haha lol rock human
near cedar
Eric you tryna tell me arthur wasn't human? Merlin, sure I guess
@white beacon Ain't human no more tho
faint holly
But anyways, Do do do de da da da. To think Araki would put another song reference
It just shows he has good taste in music
faint holly
Dinosore
white beacon
Dinosaurs don't know respect, that's why they make mistakes and die
visual fiber
The police, steely dan, those get a lot of references
white beacon
Instead of make mistakes and live, like a human would
visual fiber
Ew, having to live with your mistakes?
faint holly
Become like Dr. Wu. Never have to make a mistake in your life kekekekek
visual fiber
Can’t relate, I’ve been dead inside for the past decade
minor ore
When D7 was introduced I didn't like it but now I understand that Araki used it to progress the plot by flashback, closing in on the enemy and sacrafice
I want to step on the D7
Yeaaaaah
faint holly
D7nese nuts
inland oyster
Kaato’s stand name will have lion in it
visual fiber
I saw a lion
minor ore
HOLY SHIT IT'S BIG LION
white beacon
There's a sea lion, if it's any consolation
visual fiber
yasuho is lion on the cold hard ground
faint holly
Where's mufasa at ladies and gent?
minor ore
“In order to master spin you must...”
“Fuck u saying? You just growling dude”
Prediction for Caato's stand?
I say [Black Queen]
faint holly
So i'm just curious. Josuke 8 is half Josefumi and half Kira. Why did he get Josefumi's stand Soft and Wet?? Sure his abilities are mixed in with Killer Queen.
minor ore
I want a stand named big chungus
near cedar
I will slice you with Excalibur
faint holly
Big Chungus stand
minor ore
[Big chungus theme song] is what I've named it
near cedar
gonna pull it into existence just for u
white beacon
So i'm just curious. Josuke 8 is half Josefumi and half Kira. Why did he get Josefumi's stand Soft and Wet?? Sure his abilities are mixed in with Killer Queen.
Because he's using Josefumi's body I guess
minor ore
Yeah
white beacon
Since kira's body is found and lifeless
minor ore
But he has mixed in aspects of killer queen
faint holly
Explosions go booooom!
near cedar
Oh God, imagine if that exchange used part 3 DIO logic, and then cuz Fumi has bits of Kira he then had 2 stands
That would be utterly stupid overpowered
faint holly
2 stands would be lit
near cedar
Yea only 1 person has ever done it
faint holly
Wait really?
near cedar
And he needed to stuff his head on his brother's dead body
minor ore
Does Dio have two stands? I always thought of it as a substand
near cedar
A sub stand is connected to the stand
faint holly
Which stand user has two stands?
minor ore
Dio
white beacon
Arguably Emporio too but he can't control it
near cedar
faint holly
Dio has TWO!??
minor ore
[The World] and [Jonathan's stand]
near cedar
Hermit Purple thingy
faint holly
minor ore
It's not given a name bro @near cedar only "Jonathan's stand" by Araki
near cedar
It's a Hermit Purple like stand and calling it Hermit Purple is shorter then calling it Jonathan's stand
Or alternitevly we could start calling it DIO's Purple
minor ore
If you want to argue that all hamon users have the same stand
With small visual alterations
faint holly
Agreed
visual fiber
Pucci count?
faint holly
Nah
minor ore
Isn't it wierd that Dio has his two stands that are literally the same the two Joestars of the part that's a nice detail and a nice way to end the "same type of stand" meme
faint holly
Pucci's stand has evolutions
minor ore
Pucci count?
@visual fiber no his stand evolved
visual fiber
I mean
near cedar
Isn't it wierd that Dio has his two stands that are literally the same the two Joestars of the part that's a nice detail and a nice way to end the "same type of stand" meme
I've been saying that for weeks :)
faint holly
Za Warudo and purple hermit
white beacon
Think of it as weapons, pucci has a gun but replaces it with another gun, dio also has a gun but equips himself another gun
faint holly
"I have a gun!"
visual fiber
I know his stand evolved but like, absorbing green baby gotta count for something
white beacon
So pucci still has one gun, but dio has two
near cedar
It doesn't count for anything
minor ore
Yeah
visual fiber
counts to me uwu
faint holly
Absorb counts as one
hard meteor
it can count as a fusion evolution stand
near cedar
Just like how Koichi and Johnny also have only 1 stand
visual fiber
Fuckin hate Koichi....
faint holly
Fusion evolution just like in Dragon ball
hard meteor
i think thats fair fusion/evolution
faint holly
Fu-sion Ha!
minor ore
Fuckin hate Koichi....
@visual fiber
kind chasm
near cedar
What's wrong with Koichi
faint holly
Not saying that I would adopt Koichi. But I would totally adopt Koichi
visual fiber
He’s a bit shit
kind owlBOT
@visual fiber, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !
visual fiber
showednup in p5 just to scream, coulda sent literally anyone else and they woulda been more useful
near cedar
I mean without Koichi Kira would kill all of em
faint holly
Koichi is just a very handy and helpful guy
visual fiber
Yasuho > Koichi
near cedar
Ah yes Koichi who helped Giorno defeat Black Sabbath was useless during that fight? Is that what you are saying?
low walrus
yasuho is like better koichi
faint holly
Yasuho? More like Yasuhoe
minor ore
And then abuse Echoes to play bruh and fart sound effect over and over in my enemies ears
white beacon
The point of a character like koichi in part5 is simply to look for a person, koichi did just that
faint holly
yasuho is like better koichi
They share the same surname "Hirose"
visual fiber
Echoes ability is the ability to be annoying
white beacon
For ACT1, yeah
visual fiber
They share the same surname "Hirose"
You say this like I didn’t read araki’s book and see that he literally said she is Koichi
faint holly
to play bruh and fart sound effect over and over
That's a bruh moment
hard meteor
act 2 was pretty dope
faint holly
All my homies be farting
minor ore
Act 1 : the power of words, Act 2 : the feeling of words and Act 3 : the weight of words
visual fiber
I’m deaf
faint holly
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words may never hurt me" . Def doesn't apply to echoes act 3
minor ore
Yup
visual fiber
Deaf after hearing his obnoxious squeaky voice
low walrus
yall have been saying the same shit about act 3 for actual years
please get new material
faint holly
Yasuho is female version of Koichi?
near cedar
Damn, probably shouldn't watch anime then, if high pitched voices bother you xD
low walrus
clowntaro have you.... read part 8?
faint holly
Yes
low walrus
shes literally called yasuho hirose
visual fiber
It’s been said
minor ore
No
visual fiber
No
near cedar
No
minor ore
Kira and Kyo are Jotaro
hard meteor
No
faint holly
LMAO
near cedar
No
visual fiber
TECHNICALLY Gappy has more genetically in common with jotaro
near cedar
They are their own characters
minor ore
Then?
near cedar
There is no Jotaro (in this universe)
minor ore
Ofc
visual fiber
Kujo comes from the same father, holy married into Kira’s family
white beacon
What
near cedar
Holy Joestar Kira
minor ore
???
faint holly
Holy jOestar kira
visual fiber
Fools
minor ore
visual fiber
Rai didn’t suffer for this BS
faint holly
Rai has the most funniest stand name. "Doggy-style"
near cedar
It ain't even funny
visual fiber
“Hahahahaha his stand name is sex” get over yourself
hard meteor
neither of them are jotaro,its only similar clothing and slight parallels
visual fiber
Mista literally is Sex Pistols how is doggy-style funny
faint holly
Soft and Wet is up there in the funni hee hee ha has
minor ore
Hahahahahahahahhahaha balls 4 hahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhaah amirite guys yes I have read part 8 tee heee balls hahahhh
visual fiber
HAHAHAHAHAHA
faint holly
BWAHAHAHAHHA
visual fiber
YES SO FUNNI 4BALLS
minor ore
HAHAHAAHHAA ME AND THE BOIS WHEN BALLS AND SEX AHAHABABBA BEAHAHHAAHAA
kind chasm
Hujagsdyhsagdsahgdayhdga 4 balls
HAHhhaahahahahhahaha funniest thing i have ever seen
visual fiber
none of y’all ever had sex and it shows
faint holly
Imagine if it's 8ball instead
near cedar
There are words i want to describe what this conversation has devolved to with, however they aren't allowed
kind chasm
lMao
visual fiber
If he had 8 balls then he could see the future
minor ore
HE TURNED INTO A TURTLE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN BWAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHA
faint holly
Sorry guys. I brought up "doggy-style"
kind chasm
faint holly
Ok Polnareff. I c u
minor ore
I c u p
visual fiber
I just wanted to talk about how much Rai deserves respect and appreciation
kind chasm
faint holly
white beacon
Lul rai
minor ore
Rai is opposite Rohan Hates hirose is friends with Josuke
visual fiber
I do love me a stand that is basically rope
kind owlBOT
@visual fiber, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !
faint holly
Rohan liked Koichi tho. Rai doesn't like Yasuho
hard meteor
yeah but even rohan wasnt as much of a dick to josuke than rai is yasuho
near cedar
True
minor ore
Rohan liked Koichi tho. Rai doesn't like Yasuho
@faint holly bruh
faint holly
Rai pushed Yasuho off the chair lift
visual fiber
I love him
faint holly
And told her to go home at some point
minor ore
That's what I said "hates hirose" "opposite Rohan"
visual fiber
He didn’t want hear about her suicide story
near cedar
What's that have to do with anything?
faint holly
I thought it read "loves Hirose" lololololololol
near cedar
Pretty sure we were the only ones seeing that story
visual fiber
Rohan is gonna bang Koichi what are you talking about he’s terrible and I hate it here but that’s what happened
faint holly
Rohan won't bang Koichi. Yukako won't allow it
kind owlBOT
@faint holly, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 43 !
kind chasm
what the hell is going on in this chat
minor ore
I thought it read "loves Hirose" lololololololol
@faint holly 😳 💦 😩 🅱️ 🇷 🇴 🇲
hard meteor
idk
visual fiber
Yukako doesn’t need to know
faint holly
Oh my
hard meteor
this just got weird
faint holly
Jojo franchise is 30+ years old now right?
faint holly
That is epic
faint holly
Where's my lion, Araki?
minor ore
I WANT THE LION
faint holly
🦁
kind chasm
faint holly
Spin Joshu spin
minor ore
THE SPIN
kind chasm
epic fail
minor ore
nerdy voice I just stole friction from the ground
kind chasm
i dont like josuke's voice
minor ore
@minor ore he's going to have a chad voice but a scrub for hire has poisoned our minds with nerd voice
^^
yeah I like both voices lol
visual fiber
Poor joshu
minor ore
Jolyne's ora ora is weak
visual fiber
he’s the best tho
faint holly
I like how everyone in the Higashikatas have "king" in their stand name
visual fiber
This isn’t about her
faint holly
Jolyne's va is good, I feel
kind chasm
nvm i like his voice
faint holly
Her Yare yare dawa gets me tingly inside
minor ore
kind chasm
ebon rampart
kind chasm
i want part 8 anime
minor ore
Yeah Jolyne's va is good but her stand rush doesn't feel satisfactory
kind chasm
i dunno it was good for me
visual fiber
Calamity approaches THAT ASS
minor ore
WhAT TEH FUCK IS THAT SOUND
visual fiber
Rai is gay for gappy but gappy likes Yasuho
faint holly
i want part 8 anime
Won't be coming out until 2028
minor ore
I get all tingly when a yet to be animated jojo or jojo villian talks
kind chasm
yeah i know
faint holly
Cuz someone in here mentioned 7 years lolololololo
low walrus
i miss when jojolion chat wasn't awful
low walrus
joshu amiright gamers
faint holly
Nah.
low walrus
isnt his hair wacky and funny
hard meteor
joshu nation
visual fiber
2028 is a crapshute
faint holly
It's very wacky
kind chasm
i miss when jojolion chat wasn't awful
lmao
visual fiber
2028 is when we get SBR
low walrus
guys heres another joke killer queen has already touched the keyboard
grizzled pilot
never
minor ore
LmfaornabjoId
inland oyster
By the time Jojolion anime hits. Most of this server would be out of college
faint holly
By the time Jojolion anime hits. Most of this server would be out of college
Faccs
low walrus
koichi reliable man!!!!!!!
visual fiber
2050 is when we get p8
long flax
I'm already out of college xD
low walrus
ecks dee ecvks dee sxdxdxdxdxd
faint holly
Lucky you
simple kraken
im not even out of highschool yet
faint holly
I still got one more year
visual fiber
I’m already out of college what-
faint holly
Junior in uni rn
visual fiber
I’m old
low walrus
pucci horny for dio hahahahahahahahah not like its literally stated in the fucking book that pucci is asexual its a wacky joke guys
visual fiber
Nooooo
minor ore
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS PUT THAT IN. COUNT 1 PLUS 3 EQUAL 4 AHAHAAHAHHA GET IT? AHAHABABAHA
low walrus
heres another funny joke for everyone josuke's hair is kinda funky huh
long flax
Being old is great
low walrus
josuke eight has more balls than would typically be considered average HAHAHAHAHAHAH
faint holly
Joshu nuts hahahahahahahah
low walrus
pucci is asexual dude
hard meteor
and a minor
faint holly
30 minutes i want it
Go watch some porn man. Yare yare daze
minor ore
HAHAHAHA LITTERALY EVERY JOJO EXCEPT FOR GIORNO IS SHOEN TO BE STRAIGHT BUT WHO CARE RIGHT THEY ALL GAY HAAHAHABA
visual fiber
Asexual does not mean you don’t have sex
low walrus
xdxdxdxd
faint holly
🐬 
low walrus
Asexual does not mean you don’t have sex
@visual fiber what did he mean by this
visual fiber
one of my girlfriends is ace and even she enjoys it once in a while
faint holly
Pucci and Dio didn't smash. They just sleeping together 😲
low walrus
yeha DIO's entire heaven plan would be rendered worthless if pucci had any sexual interest in him
visual fiber
asexual means you do not feel sexual attraction, sex repulsed means you don’t want it
low walrus
you fucking idiot clowns dont even read jojos
minor ore
Guys guys guys guys Giorno sucks off Mista ahahahahaa comedy genius
frozen charm
Sex
low walrus
you only get the plot from r/shitpostcrusaders
visual fiber
Asexual doesn’t mean you don’t get aroused
frozen charm
Sex????
minor ore
@low walrus bro I get it he's asexual
frozen charm
Bro sex isnt real..
faint holly
What happened to this chat? LMAO
frozen charm
It can't be
low walrus
you
minor ore
e
low walrus
you happened to this chat
minor ore
Ok remember Tooru's stand
visual fiber
Pucci has romantic interest in Dio uwu
faint holly
I like bubbles
low walrus
no he fucking doesnt???
visual fiber
Dio has romantic interest in himself
low walrus
yall havent even read jojo i stg
frozen charm
My soft is wet
faint holly
Pucci loves Dio like god. But that doesn't mean he loves him romantically nor sexually
low walrus
dio's entire heaven plan relies on pucci only worshipping dio as a god and not having any sort of attraction to him
visual fiber
I read it it was literally the plot of Devilman
low walrus
yall really just absorb jojo from r/shitpostcrusaders honestly
visual fiber
ew reddit
visual fiber
Naw I’m just out here on a gay agenda
faint holly
One of the the requirements to attaining heaven is to not feel any attraction/desire for humans
low walrus
^^^^^
minor ore
lol kakyoin is a milf hunter, he has interest in holly and... uh...
visual fiber
stop
faint holly
Where's me Jojolion memes KEKEKEKEKEK???
minor ore
Ok ok ok no joke now, memory loss josuke plus balls plus erecrion ahahbabababaabbahababba
low walrus
guys guys guys guys gusy listen to my funny joke im about to make your gonna love it
faint holly
"4 balls one rod"
low walrus
pizza mossarela xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxd
faint holly
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
simple kraken
lmfao ahahahahah
minor ore
PIZZA MOZARELLA LMAO
faint holly
You spelled mozzarella wrong
faint holly
BWAHAHAHAHA
low walrus
REALLLA RELLA REL,LA
faint holly
Pizza gorgonzola.
minor ore
YOU KNOW IF YOU KEPT REPEATING THAT WORD IM SURE IT WOULD MAKE YOU FUNNIER
low walrus
ZOLA ZOLA ZOLA
minor ore
Now I’m going to make a joke about kakyoin licking a cherry
Steel balls and there are two and he doesn't let anyone touch them but johny lmfaaaaaaooooooo hahahahahaha
YOU ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY DUDE LOL
Now I’m going to make a joke about kakyoin licking a cherry
I’m so original
inland oyster
Guys pls. #manga-jojokes
visual fiber
Hahahaha part 6 anime announced this morning right guys?
low walrus
GUYS MY NAME IS YOSHIKAGE KIRA AND I AM 33 YEARS OLD
faint holly
LERO LERO LERO
minor ore
Hahahahah
faint holly
Is this comedy hour? Like what the heck?
minor ore
LOL GUYS REMEMBER
low walrus
CRAZY DIAMOND CAN SOMETIMES BRING PEOPLE ABCK FROM THE DEAD BUT NOT ALL THE TIME !??!?!?!?!?!?!?
minor ore
Hahahaha part 6 anime announced this morning right guys?
@visual fiber 😳 unless 😳
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
ZA WARUDO TOKI WO TOMARE
minor ore
KONO DIO DA
low walrus
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GRAVITY
visual fiber
Crazy Diamond can bring people back from the dead but only if the soul isn’t ready to go
low walrus
YARE YARE DAZE
minor ore
YARE YARE DAWA
low walrus
DORA DORA DORA
minor ore
KORE WA REQUIEM DA AHAHHAHBABBABAHA
low walrus
THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK
low walrus
BRUNO MOMMUY
visual fiber
The irony of this has ended
low walrus
HOW DOES GRAGON'S DREAM WORK !?!?!?!??!?!?!?
visual fiber
It’s looped back into annoying
minor ore
HOW DOES KING CRIMSON WORK
low walrus
IT JUST WORKS
visual fiber
He doesn’t.
low walrus
SPEEDWAGON FUNNY MAN
minor ore
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visual fiber
low walrus
[ZIPPER MAN]
faint holly
Sticky fingaaaa
minor ore
Ok wanna stop I think we drained the ironic fuuni
cinder fern
minor ore
GO AHEAD MISTA JOESTUR
low walrus
STANDS ARE AN SCP EVERYONE
visual fiber
minor ore
pl e ase co n suaed u m e3 me e
low walrus
!!!!!!
cinder fern
the fuck is this message Josukw
faint holly
OH MY GAWD! You actually said that, Josuke??
low walrus
JOSEPH BEST JOJO AM I RIGHT
visual fiber
I wouldn’t expect y’all to get this but... Kakyoin literally fits into the experience of being gay some like... idk man
kind owlBOT
@visual fiber, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !
faint holly
That's a funny statement
minor ore
OHHHHH MYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOD
frozen charm
ooh I'm in
low walrus
bro im bi i get it kakyoin is super fucking hot
frozen charm
HAHAHAHAHS JONATHAN'S IS THE WORST JOJO AHAHAHAHAHSHAHSHAHSHAHA
minor ore
@visual fiber yeah Jotaro and Kakyoin are probably gay
low walrus
GUYS ERINA PUSSY DESTROY BY JOSTER COCK
minor ore
But he marries the the @minor ore
cinder fern
@minor ore when do they have canonical sexualities besides like Johnathan
low walrus
guys im going to make a joke about kakyoin being a gamer
minor ore
So original
low walrus
just give me a sec i need to type it
guys kakyoin..... gamer???? and he kill by the world??????? gamer rise up????????????????
visual fiber
Jotaro is womanphobic
hard meteor
@minor ore when do they have canonical sexualities besides like Johnathan
all of them had gf/wives outside of josuke and giorno
frozen charm
Guys Remi sufuinito best girl I want her to lick my feets and balls(steel)
faint holly
Woah
cinder fern
and?
faint holly
Horny in Jojolion chat?
low walrus
gyus i bet that yoshi kira would LOVE ghost alley xdxdxd
minor ore
kackyoin liked holly wtf???
cinder fern
bi does exist though i doubt joseph is bi
visual fiber
I’m always horny
minor ore
Now this is funny
visual fiber
Dio is bi
visual fiber
Joseph is pan uwu
cinder fern
dio is bi
joseph is straight
low walrus
if his dick will fit in it he will fuck it
kind chasm
uh
minor ore
@cinder fern look yeah but the joke that newbies do is that all of them are gay that's the ironic joke
low walrus
this is real dio lore
kind chasm
what the hlell
cinder fern
@minor ore u stink
hard meteor
what?
visual fiber
Jotakak is like... schrodinger’s canon
heavy ledge
The fu k is wromg with the chat today
visual fiber
But he is autistic
low walrus
welcome to jojolion chat
minor ore
Let's just kinda stop with all that guys? Let's go back to JoJolion?
visual fiber
Jotaro is Demi, Kakyoin is gay
low walrus
guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guiys guys guys
i have a VERY funny JOKE tha tyou need to HEAD
visual fiber
Doesn’t mean Jotaro can’t like Kak
faint holly
The fu k is wromg with the chat today
It became comedy hour. Don't scroll up. Some corny jojokes/memes
near cedar
What the fucking fuck has this chat devolved to
kind chasm
lmao
heavy ledge
Yea ive scrolled up. too late
minor ore
We talking about Jojolion
visual fiber
Wow so funny
low walrus
ok lets talk about jojolion
kind chasm
nice jojolion
visual fiber
Jolyne is a lesbian but Irene is straight
kind chasm
:D
near cedar
Kakyoin stated to want to marry a woman like Jotaro's morther
low walrus
4 balls joshu hair paisley park thicc josefumi pretty yasuho reliable girl shovel gappy boner sleep under mattress
near cedar
Jolyne had a bf before the events of part 6
visual fiber
He said person, not woman
low walrus
ok there is jojolion
faint holly
Jolyne is a lesbian but Irene is straight
Jolyne is bi. But mostly straight
cinder fern
jolyne bi
kind chasm
4 balls joshu hair paisley park thicc josefumi pretty yasuho reliable girl shovel gappy boner sleep under mattress
@low walrus EPIC WALK 4 BALLS LMAo
faint holly
She's my daughter after all
low walrus
roleplay 😐
visual fiber
RP? Oh no
hard meteor
Kakyoin stated to want to marry a woman like Jotaro's morther
Erik no, youre gonna start the milf jokes again
cinder fern
honestly Jojos doesn’t have many good ships but theres a few
low walrus
@kind chasm WASP BABY!!!!
minor ore
the first lady in part 7 is bisexual
visual fiber
Don’t get me started