jojolion

[analog skiff]

he also died bc secks

[minor ore]

@cinder fern I fucking laughed my ass of with that

[frozen charm]

Emporio didn't sex and lived

[analog skiff]

who's tomar

[cinder fern]

exactly!

[analog skiff]

UG didn't sex and died tho

[kind chasm]

Pucci sexed Dio
who is pucci i have never heard of him

[cinder fern]

funny oneyplays

[minor ore]

Poortom did the sex and died

[analog skiff]

UG didn't sex and died tho

[kind chasm]

jonathan sexed and died

[minor ore]

Ug?

[analog skiff]

Urboing Gorilla

[minor ore]

He probably did

[cinder fern]

not everyone who doesnt sex doesnt die
but everyone who sex dies

[kind chasm]

joseph sexed and lived to 91++

[cinder fern]

no

sex doesnt exist in jojos

i told you

[minor ore]

Tooru had sex with Yasuho you know what that means

[kind chasm]

death time

[analog skiff]

dude look at

hold on

[kind owl]

@analog skiff, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 27 !

[minor ore]

Jobin had sex with Mitsuba so...

[cinder fern]

there is no proof that he did sex

sorry

[analog skiff]

does this look like a man who secksed

[bright hedge]

@minor ore prove it

[cinder fern]

once again, sex doesnt exist in jojos

i rest my case

[minor ore]

@bright hedge prove what

[bright hedge]

That jobin sexed

You have no proof

[minor ore]

He has Tsurugi also he said lets have sex when he saw Mitsuba with the stone nose

[bright hedge]

He said "let's have sex" but he didnt

[frozen charm]

Yeah

Pregnant sex

[minor ore]

Anyone who tries to have sex dies too

[frozen charm]

But jobin did sex

[analog skiff]

bruh reading this makes me angery

[bright hedge]

And also maybe tsurugi was born through artificial insemination

Beat that 😎

[frozen charm]

No

They sexed

[bright hedge]

No it was injected dude!

[frozen charm]

Jobin doesn't know about mitsubas baby

Therefore he sexed

I'm sorry

[analog skiff]

yasuho got it off immediately the only time it got on her, urban guerilla states multiple times he needs to keep rai alive and he managed to basically instantly disable rai so his stand worked perfectly, and urban guerilla died basically immediately after he got brain storm into josuke

[minor ore]

Tsurugi tried to fucking have sex with Yasuho now he die

[analog skiff]

smh

[loud lintel]

The man's got a point

[analog skiff]

brain storm is somewhat of a casual filter arc cmv

if you skim it you will probably dislike it

[frozen charm]

But mamezuku introduction

So not filler

[minor ore]

Yeah

[analog skiff]

casual filter

as in

if you are just skimreading

[inland oyster]

Brain storm?

[analog skiff]

yeah

[minor ore]

Oh

[analog skiff]

kinda confusing art (ESPECIALLY IN BW) and lots of dialogue

[inland oyster]

Yeah I hated that stand

[analog skiff]

• a lot of small parts of the stand ability that need some clear reading to not get confused over

Bruh one of my fave fights

lol

[minor ore]

Nah it was mediocre for me

[inland oyster]

I was confused the entire time and I think it’s because the translation I used was really weird

[analog skiff]

yeah I'm the resident brain storm stan here

[frozen charm]

Braim storm

[inland oyster]

I’m not a fan of most Jojolion stands

[minor ore]

One of the best fucking fights is Wonder of u vs Josuke&Rai

[frozen charm]

Yes

[minor ore]

The ongoing one

[cinder fern]

imagine being the user of doobiewah

[analog skiff]

because brain storm isn't even like blue hawaii where like it's vocally hated and vocally loved, just basically nobody talks about brain storm and most opinions i see about it are disliking it

[cinder fern]

losing with your overpowered stand to a child

[analog skiff]

i mean tsurugi also has an op stand

[bright hedge]

Wait which was brain storm?

[analog skiff]

haha blood cells go pop

[inland oyster]

Purple haze 2.0

With the cubes

[frozen charm]

What's with the lines on mamezukus face in that pannel

[cinder fern]

i mean thats true but also doobiewah is busted and nobody acknowledges it

[analog skiff]

he accidentally walked into the i am a rock panels

and he exited it quickly

but still had the fruit needlews

[kind chasm]

when does new colored come out

[inland oyster]

Soon

[minor ore]

Just one colored or like 4?

[bright hedge]

Wait why is Rai even helping Josuke again?

I need to reread

[minor ore]

Chapters

[analog skiff]

so i found this online

[kind chasm]

idk how they release

i just started and finished jjl

[loud lintel]

He is helping him cause norisuke said so

[minor ore]

Yeah

[inland oyster]

It’s a common goal

[minor ore]

At the start he was like Gyro to Johnny at the start. But now they are friendos

[analog skiff]

so this is how urban graduated

[minor ore]

Whoaaaaaah

[analog skiff]

also mentions of gravity and mold

even more proof urban is ciocco 2

😎

[loud lintel]

If joshu or jobin don't appear on chapter 100, it'll be such a turn-off

[inland oyster]

We’ve been waiting half a year to see josuke it’s fair

[loud lintel]

Yeah, fair enough

[minor ore]

Wha

T?

[loud lintel]

Josuke was just sitting on a chair for months

[minor ore]

Oh yeah

I like how its like 3 hours in the story but for us it's half a year

Handsome ruler of all

sexy

When Araki gonna do an actual straight up self insert

And do not mention Rohan

I just want Araki as a character

[kind chasm]

[simple kraken]

I want to see Gappy's hair

[kind chasm]

no

wtf was it really nt shown

[minor ore]

It's prolly just short like prince's

[kind chasm]

hes the main character and it has 100 chapters

but main charcaters hair isnt shown

[simple kraken]

yeah

[kind owl]

@simple kraken, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 22 !

[kind chasm]

weird

[simple kraken]

Wait was johnny ever shown without his hat in a non flashback scene

[kind chasm]

no i dont think so

[simple kraken]

damn

[kind chasm]

lmao we dont know the hair of 2 main characters

[minor ore]

What if mystery man in the start of JoJolion is Johnny and that's his hair reveal

[faint holly]

Daaaamn Araki 😍

[cinder fern]

i swear johnny didnt have his hat at some point

[simple kraken]

When he was younger

[kind chasm]

i didnt even remember johnny had a hat at all

[faint holly]

It was more of a beanie right?

[minor ore]

His soft beanie

[kind chasm]

yeah

[simple kraken]

But I looked up "johnny without his hat" and there was nothing

[kind chasm]

same

i searched johnny joestar no hat

only this

[simple kraken]

yep

[kind chasm]

we dont know how johnny and gappys hair look like

😂

[faint holly]

Gyro looks good with out his hat

[minor ore]

Nah

[faint holly]

Same with Jotaro

[kind chasm]

why does jotaro have hat with fake hair

[minor ore]

His fetish is wigs

[kind chasm]

[faint holly]

we dont know how johnny and gappys hair look like
Same with Mistaaaaa

[kind chasm]

there are so many characters

[faint holly]

[kind chasm]

that we dont even know

what their hair look like

and gappy and johnny had their own part but still no

surprising

[faint holly]

Who needs hair? just be bald jk jk

[analog skiff]

all JJL fights are sick except Doc Wu

Although I'm glad Yasuho had some solo time

but then Josuk8 had to pull an Anasui

[minor ore]

Yeh

[bright hedge]

Josukes hair is like this

👴

Its why he has the hat

Very self conscious

[minor ore]

Maybe

[kind chasm]

wtf

[bright hedge]

Remember kids dont be scared of premature hair loss, own that shit

[analog skiff]

Doc Wu is the only JoJolion fight other than Doobie Wah that I'd put lower than very high tier in a full list of all jojo fights

[minor ore]

Maybe combining a 19 year old and a 28 year old means 28+19= 47 so

[kind chasm]

yeah

its 29 and 19 i think though

[minor ore]

Better

[analog skiff]

doobie wah just didn't have much happen and doc wu was repetitive and overly uncomfortable in a negative way for me

[loud lintel]

Fr

Doc Wu fight was too uncomfortable to read at times

[minor ore]

I don't remember it as uncomfortable. Feeling empty inside might delete later

I just didn't feel anything about it

Might have not been paying enough attention

[analog skiff]

i mean rocks being pushed out from under the fingernails, rocks implied to be plying open the vagina, mentioning rocks entering the female uretrha

🤮

[loud lintel]

^^^that

[kind chasm]

[minor ore]

Oh yeah definitely wasn't paying attention I'm currently rereading JoJolion just cause it fun

I'll read that more carefully next time

[analog skiff]

wha

how do you miss that reading doc wu

that's a massive part of the arc

[minor ore]

I wasn't npaying enough attention at the text

I guess

I'm so careful with details and shit all the time

I guess I don't know myself

[simple kraken]

doobie wah's ending tho

[frozen charm]

Jobin I am going to kill your son

But then the bus was like

No.

[kind chasm]

ok

[frozen charm]

Ok

🆗

[kind chasm]

:jobins

[analog skiff]

jobin bus was literally the only memorable part about doobie wah other than tsurugi causing the illusion on the leaves

[kind chasm]

[analog skiff]

probably because i literally don't remember paisley park or paper moon king used in doobie wah outside those two moments

[frozen charm]

And when he steps on yasuhos phone

Yasuho breaks her phone everyday

[analog skiff]

also it's funny because i like yasuho yet both yasuho headed fights are my least favourite (doobie wah and doc wu)

[frozen charm]

My least favorite fight is

None

[winter ridge]

i had a dream last night

a premonition about chapter 100

[cedar relic]

What happens

[winter ridge]

it was a long and mediocre fight scene with little acton and a lot of talking, and basically nothing is revealed or happenes

basically filler

[cedar relic]

Sounds great

Can’t wait for this chapter man, I need it now

[winter ridge]

nhgggg 3 more dayyyssss

[cedar relic]

Literally just finished my Jojolion re-read today too

[cinder fern]

when i first saw Norisuke i thought he was related to gyro

[cedar relic]

Might re-read vitamin c arc again before the new chapter drops

[heavy ledge]

Im dying

[zenith tangle]

No

[bright hedge]

3 days?

Damn

[fleet river]

it's 2

[minor ore]

1 day and 20 hours

[fleet river]

19 and 40 minutes to be exact

[minor ore]

Yeah

Being more general

Hype is killing me but

[fleet river]

another manga I'm reading will also release on 18th

https://www.amazon.com/Fox-Little-Tanuki-2/dp/1427864055/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

[minor ore]

It will just probably be Josuke sitting on the desk again and really only dialogue and nothing huge

[fleet river]

i just ordered the first volume on paperback

[minor ore]

Oh nice ok

[fleet river]

my ch100 prediction is that the gang will kill the rock insect

[minor ore]

Eh ok but nothing huge unless it cuts to Joshu midway but

That's not gonna happen

[fleet river]

we wasn't expecting Johnny and Gyro to make a cameo in ch99 either

fucking anything can happen in this manga

[analog skiff]

i think rock insect will die 101

doesn't really make sense to introduce the ability

and then kill it next chapter

anyways

JoJo Fans: Hol Horse can't be a reference to Hall & Oates even though Araki said it was.

Also JoJo Fans: Wow this random flute piece with 35 views on youtube must be the reference for Awaking 3 Leaves!!

[minor ore]

What is A3L referencing?

[analog skiff]

nobody knows

just somebody found a video with like 35 views

that was a flute piece

called "awaking the leaves no. 3" or smth like that

and for some reason people thought that was the reference

even though it has no lyrics and only had like 35 views before people pointed it out

[minor ore]

Uhh

We need to know what it's referencing!!!

Bit it's really cool ability and design wise

[analog skiff]

it was ages ago and i don't have the comment but i did see one comment that mentioned that in like kanji or smth it translates to a more famous song, but that was ages ago and i don't remember which song or if that was even correct

[winter ridge]

i mean, dragons dream didnt reference anything either

[minor ore]

I originally thought Mitsuba wouldn't have a stand and that A3L was Dr Wu's stand

[analog skiff]

remember when people thought dragon's dream referenced a song that never released

i kinda miss that time tbh

now everyone says it's the art book

[winter ridge]

the art book came out after SO tho -_-

i think it was definitely th unreleased song

still

[minor ore]

Yeah

Does someone have the link to that awakening the leaves video? I might be able to find that comment

[analog skiff]

I checked online and dragon's dream was also a name for a company by the dude who made the artbook, which i think was made before 2003

but that's still super obscure

i can find like no direct knowledge of it online

[minor ore]

Ok

[analog skiff]

just mentions of it

@winter ridge

[winter ridge]

hmmmm

yeah i doubt its the art book

i guess its a possibility tho

[minor ore]

Ok but where the link for that video

[analog skiff]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_Tiger_Books

"It was started in 1976 by Hubert Schaafsma and brothers Martyn and Roger Dean after the success of Roger Dean's book Views through a sister imprint, Dragon's Dream.[1]"

also apparently roger dean did art for bands such as Yes

so it's a little plausible

And Views was made in the 1980s

[minor ore]

Ok...

[analog skiff]

so that's proof the company existed way before SO

@winter ridge

kyle go ask somewhere else

[minor ore]

Where

[analog skiff]

#jojo-overall-discussion or smth idk just please don't clog up this channel

but overall i personally believe it's the thom brennan song

i found a wonder of u minecraft skin online

not joking

[minor ore]

Uh

[analog skiff]

this one looks ok tho

[fleet river]

that's legit

[minor ore]

Is that wonder of u old man version?

[fleet river]

yup

[analog skiff]

wonder of u is an awesome design

[fleet river]

this is supposed to be the head doctor

btw

the last batch of colored jojo volumes came out a year ago

I wonder when will some new stuff drop

maybe they will drop 4 volumes in one batch?

[kind chasm]

wow

really no colored for a year?

[fleet river]

yup

[kind chasm]

that sucks

[minor ore]

As far as i know it stopped at chapter 70

[kind chasm]

yeah

[fleet river]

the last batch dropped in july 2019

[kind chasm]

but jojolion ending is a better priority tbh

[fleet river]

the color versions are done by shueisha

[kind chasm]

ohh

[fleet river]

it's unrelated to arakis work

[kind chasm]

i didnt know

sorry

[fleet river]

no probs

[kind chasm]

it would be pretty cool if

[fleet river]

it's another common misconception that jojos colored adventure does them

but they only do the translations

[kind chasm]

they caught up to current

yeah i know

[fleet river]

yet again off topic but I can't wait for the manga I ordered to arrive

it should be here in 6 days

[minor ore]

Oh cool

[fleet river]

japanese mythology is so interesting

[kind owl]

@fleet river, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 11 !

[minor ore]

Very

[fleet river]

and that manga is about bakemonos

[minor ore]

Jojolion would be cooler if female koichi was mc

[fleet river]

a tanuki and a kitsune to be exact

[minor ore]

Oh cool

Whats the manga called?

[fleet river]

the fox and the little tanuki

or kori senman

[minor ore]

Sounds interesting i might read it some time

[fleet river]

it's not a really well known manga

volume two will release 2 days from now

god I wish I could just get the rest of jojolion till the end

I would totally read the entire thing now

[analog skiff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUGM1SkEfE4 Woah there's a royal philharmonic fun fun fun

it's pretty good too

[fleet river]

of course it's good

it was written by the beach boys

[analog skiff]

old beach boys*

tbh the OG fun fun fun should be used for the first fun fun fun and royal philharmonic for leitmotifs of the second fight

[minor ore]

Levi is the head doctor

[kind chasm]

ok

[night moon]

now we hear the homeless philharmonic singin' all of charlie's angels to their heavenly converence in the sky

[minor ore]

2 days until jojolion

All bets are off

They already were off

Now they're.... Offered

Instead of pursing they're inviting

What if jojolion was all just a metaphor for dating?

All the sex stands make sense now

Damo is a representation of puberty

And the head doctor is when you finally realise you should stop pursing your crush and instead.... Make yourself the object of pursuit

Tl;dr yasuho and gappster are gonna bang

[fleet river]

which is the part where you realize that you're trans?

[minor ore]

Part 9

[fleet river]

hell yeah

It would be absolutely amazing if part 9 had a trans main character

I mean there was a trans guy in part 6 but the poor dude only had 2 pages of screentime

[minor ore]

"The wonders of modern medicine "

Or whatever jolyne said

[fleet river]

it's truly the dawn of a new age

[minor ore]

Maybe the MC would be trans if they're born from mixing two people of opposite sex in the wall eyes

Joshu and yasuho die in the wall eyes

Boom, new jojo

And yes it's a jojo because joshu is a joestar as we all know

It might not be "official" canon..... But cmooon

It's obvious

[fleet river]

intersex jojo intersex jojo

[minor ore]

Intersex jojo intersex jojoWHY THE DEFAULT PFP

[fleet river]

uh

I haven't really set one

honestly I just made this account to join this server

[cinder fern]

haha theyre not gonna put a trans character as an ally character

[minor ore]

Oh, wait what?

[cinder fern]

[fleet river]

don't you remember anasui

everyone's favorite transmasc icon?

[analog skiff]

Anasui is a weirdo creep

[cinder fern]

all the gays are bad guys we know jolyne gay but

as in in jojos so fat

far

[analog skiff]

What Rai isn't a bad guy

[hard meteor]

smh

[cinder fern]

i can only hope hes gay

[hard meteor]

fake fans thinking rais a bad guy

[analog skiff]

I used to think Damo was the JoBro

Before I read part 8

[cinder fern]

if i ever manage to get myself to write my jojos part then therell be trans jojo

[fleet river]

I thought that ringo roadagain is a part 8 character before i read the manga

[cinder fern]

[fleet river]

he just didn't looked like someone from the 1800s

[analog skiff]

I also thought from torture dance memes that Bruno's gang were recurring minor villains

And I read the rolling stones article

And thought it would happen like halfway through

And be like doppio vs. Metallica

[fleet river]

honestly I got spoiled for all parts except for 5 and 8

for obvious reasons

[analog skiff]

Risotto vs. Metallica was the best fight

[fleet river]

god i loved that fight

[analog skiff]

Also I thought poor tom was a government official and from his name was like

Some dude who looked like smokey but was clearly older

Funnily enough in my head

He was exactly like Mike O. In being Funny's bodyguard

Just looked different

But was still black

Actually no he wasn't Funny's bodyguard

But I kinda thought he was a government official

Yeah that's what I thought

[faint gust]

I find Poor Tom interesting just cause you look at him and don't know what to expect and when you try to find out what his stand is about suddenly it's the deadliest damn thing

[analog skiff]

Also I thought Ozone baby would take place entirely in a small room

With like an awkward situation

As like I thought Jobin and Josuk8 would be together in the same room

Trying to survive ozone baby

That would have been cool tbh

[gentle venture]

this chat just went from part 6 to part 5 to part 7 then back to part 8 in 5 minutes

[fleet river]

one and a half year ago when tooru was first introduced I made a joke that he's going to be the main villain

[faint gust]

My experience with the stand was weird purely because the first time I saw it was a meme essentially portraying it as this big complicated thing (it just showed the image of the stand and an unreadable wall of text)

[fleet river]

and it seems like i was actually right

[faint gust]

I'll be mad if the villain is changed after this again
imo Akefu at least design wise was perfect for a main villain but I am fine with Tooru cause it's more unexpected

[analog skiff]

I mean tbf ozone baby has a ton of tiny things that are needed to understand the fight perfectly

The main 2 being that the pressure decreases outside but the pressure increases inside, and the pressure increase/decrease is more extreme the closer you are to the stand

Which isn't that complicated actually but like

There's tons of scenarios where it switches between those conditions

And it's a bit confusing

[faint gust]

maybe it's a bad mindset but sometimes when I don't understand something in JoJo I just try not to think about it too much and just go along

[analog skiff]

I mean I didn't even realise d8 wasn't part of WoU at first

And I accepted it

[fleet river]

when people say d8 I always think of dices

[faint gust]

I just read it as date

[faint holly]

this chat just went from part 6 to part 5 to part 7 then back to part 8 in 5 minutes
That's pretty amazing.

[analog skiff]

I mean ehh

Not too much

[faint gust]

the power of Made in Heaven
sped up the process

[fleet river]

we talked about part 9 too

[faint holly]

What's part 9?

[analog skiff]

The general topic was misconceptions about JoJo before I saw it

[faint gust]

non existent

that's what it is

[analog skiff]

We started with part 8 and I offhandedly mentioned part 5 and 7 misconceptions

[fleet river]

non existent YET

[faint holly]

Jose's Bizarre Adventure in South America?

[analog skiff]

That's not really switching topics

[faint gust]

didn't Araki say once if he is to make a Part 9 it'd be in Italy

[faint holly]

Why would it be in Italy AGAIN???

[analog skiff]

Because Araki likes italy

Als iray has inkuebebbrhr don't cnfbr

[fleet river]

I'm really confident on my bet that there will be a part 9

[faint holly]

SHIZAAAAAA

[analog skiff]

Also irjsnsyd iahsk onkbeen icne

[faint gust]

same way Part 8 is in Morioh AGAIN

[analog skiff]

Also Italy has only been once

[faint holly]

Morioh-Cho Radio!

[fleet river]

2 actually

[analog skiff]

Once for full part

[fleet river]

ok thats true

what if part 9 will be in florida again?

[faint holly]

Can it be in South America?

[analog skiff]

Part 9 should be in Antarctica

[faint gust]

when I think of Part 9 I think of that joke animation portraying it as essentially the main JoJo using its stand to go back in time and an alternate universe to prevent bad shit, but then gets ran over by a carriage leading to Part 1's events

[fleet river]

it should be in space

[faint holly]

Jojo's Space Ventures

[fleet river]

also part 9 should take place during the winter

I have seen that video

[analog skiff]

We need more night battles

Brain Storm would have been awesome at nigjt

[fleet river]

hell yeah

[analog skiff]

And also helped the ciocco and Secco connection

[faint holly]

Jojo part 9 in mother Russia

Big land

[fleet river]

it would be cool if a stand user would try to assasinate the main character while sleeping

so they would have to fight at like 3 am in their home

[faint gust]

Whatever Part 9 is like
I want a stand user whose ability is to sharpen anything

[analog skiff]

Boring

[minor ore]

The setting of the part never defined the aesthetic

[fleet river]

I just want a radiohead reference in part 9

[faint gust]

in terms of references I want Daft Punk

[minor ore]

Really, the setting has almost no relevance mostly

[fleet river]

there was a yeezy reference in part 7

[analog skiff]

I want Nightwish or Lemon Demon

[fleet river]

MY TRAINS

[minor ore]

Morioh could have been an american suburb and nothing would change

[analog skiff]

There was a Kanye reference in part 7

I would kill for any spirit phone one

[fleet river]

a death grips reference could be cool

[analog skiff]

Funnily enough touch tone telephone and cabinet man are pretty meh to me

Which considering that literally everyone and their grandmother seems to adore them

[fleet river]

i could totally imagine a stand called ON GP

[analog skiff]

Well they're not bad but they're massively overrated imo

[fleet river]

or bottomless pit

[faint gust]

JoJo stands with Weird Al's parodies

wait that doesn't work cause he's canon in JoJo

[analog skiff]

@minor ore I always joke that Morioh could have been in the UK and the Owson could be a Wesco

Wonder of you is canon in JoJo tho

[faint gust]

oh is it?

[analog skiff]

Yes

[fleet river]

yup

[analog skiff]

Tooru listens to the wonder of you

[fleet river]

tooru listened to it on his phone

[faint gust]

that's amazing
foreshadowing his stand by having him listen to the respective reference

[fleet river]

he also listened to crazy train

btw

there is a chance that when part 8 ends there will be a teaser for part 9

because when part 7 ended there was one for part 8

[analog skiff]

Or part 9 starts one month after JJl

If Araki pulls an sbr

Or both?

[minor ore]

Part 9 seems pretty unlikely, imo

[analog skiff]

Araki has said he's wanted to do it

Afaik

[faint gust]

If Part 9 does take place in Italy I hope the main JoJo isn't like

Gioanna Giovanni

[minor ore]

I've seen him toss around stuff for it, but not any kind of confirmation. He's also stated he wanted to retire when he was around 60, and he's already reached that age. So I don't really see it going on after JJL.

[fleet river]

i once had a dream about part 9

and it had a lot more cartoony art style and a fantasy setting

[faint gust]

I'd rather he takes a break and finishes the story while he can

8 parts is enough content as is

[fleet river]

really only Araki can tell

I'm fine with both outcomes

[faint gust]

really the only reason I would want a Part 9 is to feel the hype of being excited for a new part and having no clue what'll happen

[fleet river]

same

[faint gust]

cause you know, most people got into JoJo after Part 8's already started

[fleet river]

but I'm also hyped foor seeing a part finish in real time

[analog skiff]

Jobin is such a badass name why isn't it a western name

[faint gust]

even if Araki doesn't retire entirely I'd like to see him tackle a different project

[analog skiff]

I wish Jobin was western so I knew more Jobins

[fleet river]

I wonder what Paru Itagaki will do when she finished beastars

[analog skiff]

Anyways guys have a spanking good night

And girls

[fleet river]

and me

(I'm non binary)

[analog skiff]

NB or?

Ahjj epic

As David Bowie said

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen and others

[fleet river]

gender is a fuck

[faint gust]

Good night living beings

[analog skiff]

Good night, ladies and gentlemen and others

I am a bee

I am a beehive

[fleet river]

me too

[faint gust]

look out for rock human babies

[analog skiff]

(Sung to the tune of I am a rock)

I'm not a wasp

Only wasps have gotten fucked up in joj

Even if it was only twice

Thrice

[fleet river]

I love thrice

they are a cool band

[faint gust]

dude I just got a stupid idea

[analog skiff]

The wasps Oyecomova attached bombs to, the wasps that get killed by schott key no 2 when he misses josuke, and the wasps that get effed over by rock humans

[fleet river]

Look i got an avatar

[faint gust]

because in the current fight Gappy is also against a rock bug (?), he brings out his trained beetle to fight it after what he learned in the Jobin "fight"

[analog skiff]

Oh shit

"Hey can I bring a beetle to fight this with?"

The head doctor laughs: "Okay, but only a single beetle."

Josuke pulls out a comically large beetle

[faint gust]

Yo can I get some locacaca

[analog skiff]

I love that one

When Joshu asks for some rokakaka

[minor ore]

Nice avatar

[faint gust]

I like the idea that Joshu asks for one not cause he has an issue but he just thinks the fruit's nice

[minor ore]

Would be better with a certain josuke on it but yknow.... Just sayin!!

[fleet river]

oooh you all know what else would be cool?

a furry stand user whose stand is an anthro

[analog skiff]

Guys when will they add JoJo to part 8

That's a blursed idea

[fleet river]

god that would piss so many people off

[analog skiff]

It's perfect but also cursed

I think that's the best proof that Jobin isn't an outright furry

[faint gust]

Josefumi Joshikage

[analog skiff]

Despite his large passion for beetles and getting sexually attracted because mitsuba's rock nose is like a beetle

I just like the joke headcanon that Jobin's a beetle furry

[minor ore]

Man i just

Fucking

[fleet river]

I have seen a spider fursuit

[minor ore]

HATE

[fleet river]

but never a beetle

[minor ore]

The sound of jo

[fleet river]

jo mama

[minor ore]

Jojo ruined jo ja je ya yo yi any fuckING sOYMN

That has the one grammar thing uhhh

[faint gust]

Part 9 takes place in a country where it's pronounced HoHo or YoYo

[fleet river]

if there will be a part 9

it will most likely take place between 2030 and 2040

and that idea scares me

[faint gust]

futuristic JoJo

[fleet river]

yea

OOOOH

what if part 9 took place in New York?

or Tokyo

and they would never leave the city

[analog skiff]

In an alternate universe all the Morioh parts take place in a small English town

A lot of the environments would work well for that tbh

[fleet river]

also seeing part 6 with actual 2011 tech when it gets animated will be cursed

[analog skiff]

What if the like a virgins were real in 2011

[fleet river]

what is that

[analog skiff]

The exploding bracelets which the guards treat very carelessly

There's literally not a single nice guard in SO

[fleet river]

ooooh

yeah i forgot about those

i mean

there are no nice cops

acab

[analog skiff]

Pr. True

Except Abbachio

[fleet river]

oh it's the 17th now

at least here

[analog skiff]

Fellow Belgian timezone?

[ebon rampart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641019499411144705/744684915362365570/Adult_Tsurugi.png

Tsurugi after the harvest

[analog skiff]

That's actually a good looking grown up tsurugi

[hollow hornet]

fried chicken suit

[urban kelp]

When is Chapter 100 of Jojolion?

[analog skiff]

Yesterday

[urban kelp]

Translations?

[tepid nebula]

Just look up jojolion 100

Go to the wiki

It’ll tell u there

[rotund orbit]

Should I start Jojolion? I’ve been holding off on reading it because it isn’t finished, but I now get the sinking suspicion that Jojolion won’t be finished for like another few months and I’m kinda tired of waiting for the SO anime even though I already read it

[heavy ledge]

If you wanna cry just start already

[rotund orbit]

I don’t get it how am I 'crying'?

[hard meteor]

imo its worth the read

[rotund orbit]

So I just checked out the mangadex link that was 'pinned'. And I’m confused because I want to 'download' each volume at a time, but since I’m basically a Cro Magnon with technology I don’t know how to 'download' Jojolion

[minor ore]

There are PDFs for JJL available online to download

[tepid nebula]

Yeah

If u take ur time reading it who knows it might be pretty close to the conclusion depending on how long u take

[sharp cipher]

ENTER

CHADSHU

[rotund orbit]

You ain’t slick, Araki. I see that 'Gyro Zeppeli' racing hat

[dreamy zealot]

one of the shops is called SBR

[rotund orbit]

Ahh I didn’t catch that

[frozen charm]

Steel ball walk

[rotund orbit]

Also, is it a theme with Gappy to list exact distances? I’m on 「SOFT AND WET II」and my poor, poor boy just saw some strange woman in the tub and he’s like “Yasuho, there’s a naked lady in the tub 3 meters and 40 centimeters ahead”

[simple kraken]

it's a thing yeah

[rotund orbit]

Is that Kira or Josefumi shining through?

[kind owl]

@rotund orbit, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !

[errant prairie]

I came from the future : here is JoJolion Ending Spoiler

[winter ridge]

cool?

is that nah-roo-toe or someting?

[stark remnant]

clorox

[crude umbra]

confirmed

[kind owl]

@crude umbra, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !

[tired narwhal]

I find funny how theres people that believe that Tooru is NOT the main villain

Like, c'mon

[bright hedge]

Should I start Jojolion? I’ve been holding off on reading it because it isn’t finished, but I now get the sinking suspicion that Jojolion won’t be finished for like another few months and I’m kinda tired of waiting for the SO anime even though I already read it
@rotund orbit

Potentially could go way longer than a few months as well

Very hard to tell right now

[simple kraken]

Also the way jojolion is written in this last arc or two makes reading it as it comes out much better

[crude umbra]

I came from the future : here is JoJolion Ending Spoiler
funny cause i play a jojo game that you can fuse stands and theres one called Soft Crimson, he just borrows the bubble abilities and some of the appearance of soft n wet

[tired narwhal]

Wet king

[bright hedge]

We are all supple and moist kings on this blessed day of jojo lion

[crude umbra]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd_zgbLcyho

this is the best one

facts

[frozen charm]

No

[minor ore]

Did gyro make the wall eyes?

[white beacon]

@rotund orbit how far are you in the story? I have another example, but I can say it's a Kira thing, possibly it's a callback to when Kira Yoshikage of Part4 can also judge distances very well

[primal lintel]

Did gyro make the wall eyes?
@minor ore he already did in the beginning of sbr

when he vandalized the natives' land lmao

[tepid nebula]

No

LOL

[tepid nebula]

@white beacon was it judging distances or measuring stuff?

Cuz I thought kira and Josuke were good at giving measurements but that could be more or less the same thing

Also didn’t they cut some of that dialogue out in the anime?

[white beacon]

Yeah it's more or less the same thing reallt, but this specific page is important cuz it shows kira actually doing calculations

Yeah they cut this out

[tepid nebula]

Or most of that scene entirely

Hate that the anime does that

Oh

[white beacon]

I really wonder why they actually cut this part out, it's a really nice addition to kira's character and adds more to how methodical he is

[tepid nebula]

^^^^^^^

[minor ore]

Remember when kira told josuke who he was?

[tepid nebula]

Lol yeah ur right he does carry that guessing measurements at a glance trait he has

[minor ore]

And allowed himself to be video taped several times

wait they cut the joe montana line?

[simple kraken]

the walleyes were either made by leftover corpse power or Johnny's corpse after he became a saint

Because they act the same way as a devil's palm does

[minor ore]

I think gyro made them

[simple kraken]

or gyro made them

[tepid nebula]

They stay doing that

I remember in the requiem plays quietly arc they cut some dialogue of Diavolo talking

They also cut some stuff Akira said in the Red Hot Chili Peppers arc

[white beacon]

@minor ore the joe montana line is there, what they cut out is the panel of him measuring distance in his head

[minor ore]

ohhhh

[minor ore]

Oh yeah baby

But it's actually 1 day, 10 hours and 53 minutes

Japanese release right?

Yeah

Thought so

But I've heard that very rarely they release the translation at the same time

And this is a big event so...

Chapter 100 you know

How many more chapters do you think there will be?

It seems like its close to an end but im not sure

[hard meteor]

2-3 years worth

imo

[minor ore]

Atleast 110-115

Prob

¹

Jojolion will end in 2030

Maybeaybe

Part 9 reveal?

[simple kraken]

Jjl will end on chapter 100

[minor ore]

It will take at least one more chapter for female koichi to either get better or die

[simple kraken]

they all die

[minor ore]

Who kills them?

[simple kraken]

they try to pursue tooru

And get fucking obliterated at once by the calamity

[minor ore]

Nah josuke is gonna learn spin and make it better

[simple kraken]

no he dies too

[minor ore]

Or a new technique where he uses hamon infused steel balls

[simple kraken]

he tries to hit tooru with the infinite rotation but that doesn't work because tooru also knows spin and cancels it out

[minor ore]

Where he gonna get a horse?

[bright hedge]

Ok so josuke accidentally covers the earth with a bubble and takes all organic life forms from the planet

Jojo ends

[minor ore]

Until the next universe

[bright hedge]

The alex rider universe

[bright hedge]

I can speak from experience

All modern day british people walk around like that

[minor ore]

I want to buy the real copy

What tf is that above me

?

Araki's illustration for Alex Rider

Who is Alex Rider

Alex rider

Yes

a book series, araki just drew illustrations for the Japanese release

Ah ok then

[heavy ledge]

Day 3 of dying

[minor ore]

Ok

[proper hinge]

How long ‘til new jojolion chapter.

[minor ore]

1 day 9 hours 56 minutes

[proper hinge]

Thank you very much.

[minor ore]

still no main villain?

The rock dudes and green hair man are the main villains

[kind chasm]

1 day till the Harvest of the New JoJolion...

[minor ore]

1 day till koichi au dies

cool

Hey RISSEN

Have you read up to chapter 99 of jojolion?

[kind chasm]

cool

[minor ore]

Yeah because it's pretty obvious who is the main villian

Yeah

[proper hinge]

Your Mum is, or Joshus haircut.

[tepid nebula]

Wouldn’t matter much if there wasn’t one

[minor ore]

Day 1

[faint holly]

Goofy looking headass 🤣

[supple totem]

what should i add in the backround?

[analog skiff]

the other rock humans?

as like to show tooru as the boss

[near cedar]

I wonder if the others even knew about Tooru

Or did they only meet Akefu

[minor ore]

They've probably seen him in the hospital but only know Akefu as their boss

[analog skiff]

and iirc it's implied that damo didn't even know about the TG university guys

or at least didn't care for them

[minor ore]

Yeah

But they all subconsciously fall into the mastermind's plans

[loud lintel]

Day 11 of saying fuck tooru until joshu kicks his ass

Hopefully this is the last day

[minor ore]

1 day left until Joshu redemption arc

1 day and 6 hours

[supple totem]

this is the tooru only wallpaper

ill add the other guys now

[minor ore]

Day 88 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

That’s sick!!!

[supple totem]

thx glad u like it :))

[minor ore]

Its been 88 days...

Wow

[minor ore]

88 YEARS OLD?!

HE CAN'T BE 88 YEARS OLD!!

Oh right I'm gonna reach the funny meme tomorrow

Oh yeah

What if the funny meme day is the final one?

[loud lintel]

AMEN

[minor ore]

That wod be perfect

No it's gonna end when jobin gets revived

Or when I reach 100

Oh I thought your thing was "Joshu kicking Tooru's ass"

I just gotta, try not to get banned before 100

Oh that's brAh lmao

Oh

[loud lintel]

Yep, hopefully I'll stop at chapter 100

[minor ore]

One day Before the great day

[supple totem]

@analog skiff

:))

hope u like

[minor ore]

Amazing

[lost slate]

based

[serene edge]

when will the new chapter drop

[analog skiff]

nice

cool stuff!

[kind chasm]

@serene edge 1 day

[serene edge]

oh noice

[supple totem]

final touch

made it manga looking

[eternal lance]

ayy nw chap soon

[minor ore]

ΥεΗ

[limber yarrow]

1 day remaining until the new harvest

[kind owl]

@limber yarrow, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 11 !

[lost slate]

Not yet, but almost

It's 4 hours more

[gentle venture]

wonder if yashuo will stop dying

[hollow hornet]

hopefully

[minor ore]

When the leaks are out ping me thanks bye

[kind chasm]

k

[hard meteor]

1 more day

Sooooooo hyped

[willow crystal]

Yes same

[kind owl]

@willow crystal, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

[willow crystal]

This is my face when Jojolion Chapter 100 releases

[minor ore]

When the leaks are out ping me too

Tomorrow is going to be a big day

[burnt pagoda]

mfw jojolion was kind about motherhood but that all gone now

[hard meteor]

It’s still there

Chapter 99 strengthened that idea

[minor ore]

Yeah

Its about Motherhood, the element of flow and magical fruit

[white beacon]

It's legit still about motherhood

Josuke's doin this for holly

[minor ore]

Yeah and as wekapipi stan said, the theme of motherhood emerges again in the newest chapter

Lol wekapipi

[vocal mason]

gonna guess its still just in japanese

[minor ore]

No I was talking about 99

[vocal mason]

ah ok

[minor ore]

100 releases in almost exactly 1 day

[vocal mason]

usually comes out in japan on the 17th

[white beacon]

It comes out in japan on the 19th

Of japan

[willow crystal]

I hope we get more backstory for Josefumi since we know basically nothing about him but like im not saying we need backstory at chapter 100 I mean a later chapter

[minor ore]

It comes out in japan on the 19th
Oh no : (

[willow crystal]

Uh oh

[minor ore]

Why uh oh?

2 days again

Nvm

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 8 !

[white beacon]

I feel like I say this every month but please consider

Timezones

[willow crystal]

I don’t know time zones because my American brain is dumb dumb

[white beacon]

19th of japan is 18th of america

[minor ore]

Eu ?

[willow crystal]

Oh epic

[white beacon]

To keep things simple

[inland oyster]

If you wanna find out what time it is for your country just search it up

(When it comes to time zones)

[willow crystal]

Guys I think Rai is gonna die next chapter or chapter 101

[inland oyster]

No

[willow crystal]

I mean he just got some backstory and we all know what happens once a Jobro gets backstory

[burnt pagoda]

doughnut time

[willow crystal]

ARAKI EATING DA MELON

[hard meteor]

Doubt it’s gonna happen this early

[willow crystal]

Idk remember when Kakyoin got backstory

[burnt pagoda]

he might pull an okyasu

[willow crystal]

No

[hard meteor]

Josuke and rai aren’t in good places for one of them to die off this early

[burnt pagoda]

my ded told me to dont to

[minor ore]

18th

[willow crystal]

Nice 🎠

I’m so hyped

[minor ore]

great

[willow crystal]

What do you think is gonna happen next chapter

[minor ore]

EU is 18th too

next chapter death of jobin confirmed

@willow crystal Rai dies

[willow crystal]

I think that at some point Josuke’s stand Soft and Wet is gonna either evolve or he gets a new stand because of the New Rokakaka since while Josuke’s soft and wet may have a slightly different ability it’s still not his stand it’s Josefumi’s if Josuke truly accepts that he is Josuke Higashikata then his stand should be his own as well

[kind chasm]

I think that at some point Josuke’s stand Soft and Wet is gonna either evolve or he gets a new stand because of the New Rokakaka since while Josuke’s soft and wet may have a slightly different ability it’s still not his stand it’s Josefumi’s if Josuke truly accepts that he is Josuke Higashikata then his stand should be his own as well
@willow crystal yeah

and its development is A

but i like soft and wet i'd like a new ability not evolve 😄

[minor ore]

Also part 8 is half parallel part 4 and half parallel part 5 where Giorno's stand evolves so...

[willow crystal]

Well I don’t trust Stand Stats since most of the time they make 0 sense

[kind chasm]

development usually works

but mostly they dumb yes

[willow crystal]

[minor ore]

Pog gappy?

Bottoam text

[willow crystal]

😳

I wonder if Kyo or Karera will return and have importance to the plot I hope so since they both revealed major things about Josuke

[minor ore]

I don't think so

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 15 !

[willow crystal]

WHAT DOES GANGSTAR RANK MEAN?????

[minor ore]

That I'm pretty cool

[willow crystal]

I’m only rank 3 😿

[minor ore]

Some pretty cool and interesting villians in part 4 became allies and then never really made a big return. I see a similar pattern in JoJolion

[willow crystal]

I mean most of J8suke’s enemies don’t it’s really only Daiya that became his Allie and kinda Hato but not really

[white beacon]

The villains in part8 straight up die

[willow crystal]

Yeah

[minor ore]

I wasn't talking about the villans

[white beacon]

Except for dolomite

[minor ore]

I was talking about interesting characters that get introduced and are like only shown twice

[willow crystal]

Dolomite just wanted to chill at his pond

[minor ore]

Karera, Kyo, Caato, Hato...

[willow crystal]

I did t find Caato all that interesting like she literally has done nothing it’s really only her existence that has any effect on the story

[kind owl]

@willow crystal, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !

[willow crystal]

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

[white beacon]

Hato was literally there a few chapters ago

[minor ore]

That you a gangstar bruh don't overthink it

[willow crystal]

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🍔

@white beacon but what did Hato do?

[white beacon]

Help carry norisuke's body

[willow crystal]

Okay yeah I guess and her ass was massive in that panel

[minor ore]

Her ass is massive in all the panels but we all know who gets the award for biggest ass cheeks in JoJolion

[willow crystal]

Rai

[minor ore]

Correct

[white beacon]

Kyo will definitely return, araki wouldn't have purposefully cut her out of the family picture if there wasn't some hella weird shit going or if he legit just retcons one of the bigger characters in jojolion out of canon

[willow crystal]

Josefumi’s Star Birthmark was Retconned 😿

[minor ore]

Yeah maybe Caato messed with reality and now Kyo is out

[white beacon]

Karera's karera, and jojolion's all about motherhood so I can definitely see kaato return

[willow crystal]

Me when I see the number 89

[minor ore]

What's the joke?

[lost slate]

the 89 meme isn't that funny now

especially after chapter 89

[minor ore]

I don't get it

[willow crystal]

Remember when Josuke,Yasuho and Rai were chasing after The Head Doctor Rai wouldn’t stop saying if The Head Doctor is actually 89 years old

Like he kept saying 89

[minor ore]

Yeah but wasn't it 88?

I'm so stupid

[lost slate]

No

[willow crystal]

HE IS 89 YEARS OLD

Rai literally said it so much

[minor ore]

Yeah I misremembered it for a minute

But wtf he wouldn't stop saying it

[willow crystal]

I guess Rai really wanted to know if The Head Doctor was 89 Years Old

[minor ore]

has anyone ever thought about it? Head doctor is the tooru stand maybe so hes actually 89 yrs !

hes a rock human

[willow crystal]

Nah I don’t think he’s that old I think Tooru is only like 20

[minor ore]

so its possible right

[willow crystal]

Tooru is one of the newer Rock Humans I assume

But I could be wrong since Araki is weird with joe Rock Humans are

[inland oyster]

Tooru was around when Rai was still a kid. He’s definitely not young

Because the HD was present in his dad’s funeral

[willow crystal]

Yeah

[minor ore]

: D

[lost slate]

Who knows how old Tooru really is?

[willow crystal]

Probably 89

[loud lintel]

He was also Yasuho's ex

Yikes

[willow crystal]

I mean Tooru looks young

Oof

[lost slate]

his rock fingers

[willow crystal]

Hilarious

[rotund orbit]

I’m at the California King Bed arc and I’m at the part where Norisuke is threatening to kill Josuke and it’s like fjfndnfjkdjfjfjgkfjaj

[lost slate]

don't read any messages above

it's all jjl spoilers

[kind chasm]

lmao

[willow crystal]

I wouldn’t be in this chat if you aren’t caught up in Jojolion

[kind owl]

@willow crystal, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !

[willow crystal]

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

[rotund orbit]

I don’t really care about 'spoilers'. If anything, 'spoilers' make the reading easier for me because I have 'anxiety' to where if I 'don’t know' what’s going to happen, I get 'nervous'

[rotund orbit]

I know

[lost slate]

seriously, you should catch up so you can't get spoilers

Also, it's that time of the day now...

[kind chasm]

I wouldn’t be in this chat if you aren’t caught up in Jojolion
that goes for any chat

@lost slate do the harvest of jojolion thing

1 day

[lost slate]

1 day till the Harvest of the New JoJolion...

[kind chasm]

[lost slate]

We're so close to chapter 100

[kind chasm]

i want to see joshu

more or at all

[willow crystal]

Yes that would be cool to see Joshu Dave Yasuho

Save

[loud lintel]

Same

[raw steppe]

Is it coming today?

[lost slate]

We should be getting information about the Ultra Jump later on today

Tomorrow

[raw steppe]

ok

[lost slate]

And I think we should also be getting a new volume this month?

[willow crystal]

Where is e Jojo Lion

[frozen charm]

Is hermes rock human