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analog skiff
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also b isn't bad lol

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yes

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but mostly

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JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia - JoJo Wiki

Soft & Wet (ソフト&ウェット, Sofuto Ando Wetto) is the Stand of Josuke Higashikata, originally belonging to Josefumi Kujo, featured in the 8th part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, JoJolion. It is a humanoid Stand with a mechanical and sailing theme to its appearance. It can c...

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A very good
b good
c comparable to human
d bad
e very bad i think

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yeah same jing but much ebttee

analog skiff
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i mean geb is c and ripped off a head

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thing* better*

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i mean geb is c and ripped off a head
@analog skiff yeah

analog skiff
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even though c is comparable to a human apparently, realistically d is probably the "comparable to a human"

kind chasm
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thats because they wanted sp and tw to be bestest i guess

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Yeah

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Comparable to human but rips heads in a sec

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conteols water

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part 3 stats are kinda weird

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But eh i expected S&W stats to be better

analog skiff
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@minor ore jsyk all stand stats are available until california king bed thanks to jojoveller

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an art book araki released which had stats for every stand he had made at the time

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the last one at the time being king bed

minor ore
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Jojoveller? i can buy the real copy?

inland oyster
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Yes

analog skiff
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not sure if it's in english @minor ore

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it also has design notes on every single stand

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you can find the design notes on the wiki

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from the jojoveller page

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it's a really interesting read

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so i recommend it

kind chasm
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Was califirnia king bed the jojolion chapter 10-20ish stand

minor ore
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k

kind chasm
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question but ok

analog skiff
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i think so yes

minor ore
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chapter 8-9

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very early on

kind chasm
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ok thx

analog skiff
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minoru was replying to me

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that's why they said k

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ik

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i realised

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after saying

minor ore
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8,9,10

winter ridge
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tbh i really hope jobin is main villain

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tooru is ok

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very mediocre i think

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jobin has like

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an actually developed character and plot relevance

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throughout the story

minor ore
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Jobin would need a power up

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while Speed King is very strong in it's own right

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it doesn't...feel like a main villain stand if that makes sense

winter ridge
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yeah

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i agree

minor ore
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also idk how entertaining that would be to watch

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I guess it can stand rush

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 28 !

minor ore
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hmmm but also

vocal mason
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Wonder of U seems much more like a main villain stand

ebon rampart
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I think that I’ll start liking him more when Tooru’s true intentions and philosophy is revealed

vocal mason
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But without as much build up

minor ore
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apparently Speed King hasn't show it's full potential yet so who knows

vocal mason
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First ever fire/heat stand since part 3 too

minor ore
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Wonder of U does seem more like a main villain stand

serene pasture
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Speed King probably has

minor ore
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The World, Killer Queen: Bites the Dust, King Crimson, Made in Heaven, and D4C: Love Train all had some king of reality warping ability

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whether it was time or fucking with dimensions and shit

serene pasture
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the 'secret potential' of speed king is probably the whole heat storing/releasing aspect of the ability, since we didn't know about that at first, just making shit hotter

vocal mason
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Killer Queen was the most basic final villain stand

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Until Bites the Dust at least

minor ore
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ye

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the main villain's stand always has some kind of control over space or time

serene pasture
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I don't really think that reality warping n shit is going to be a requirement in this case

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just a general sense of menace and thematic significance

minor ore
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maybe Araki will surprise me

serene pasture
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and WoU has both

ebon rampart
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I still wanna go with the theory of WoU abilties of manipulating kharma

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it sounds like such a cool af ability

minor ore
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I mean Mamezuku says it

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I know he can be wrong ofc

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unreliable narrator and what not

kind chasm
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do you think soft and wet can get upgrade

ebon rampart
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Yeah i still have some doubts tho

minor ore
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but sometimes Araki uses characters to talk to us directly and explain stuff

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perhaps

kind chasm
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development A

minor ore
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true

ebon rampart
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I won’t necessarily say its confirmed yet until tooru says it himself

hard meteor
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Yeah it could evolve

serene pasture
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There's like 3 different narrators in this case and all of them conflict with each other

kind chasm
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or get a new abiliti

minor ore
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a lot of main jojo stands get powerups

serene pasture
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and even the things akefu/tooru says could be lies

kind chasm
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Yeah

hard meteor
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Wonder what Tsurugis is gonna be

minor ore
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SP, GE, Tusk

kind chasm
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ye

ebon rampart
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but im not sure id S&W will get a new form

serene pasture
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basically until josuke explains his plan and/or his plan fails because of the true ability we'll know

minor ore
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Crazy Diamond kinda stayed the same

ebon rampart
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maybe Speed King will

kind chasm
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3 out of 4 stands evolved

minor ore
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I think the closest Stone Free got to a power up was mobius strip

kind chasm
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of main character

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oh i forgot part 6

ebon rampart
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actually nvm not speed king

minor ore
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but it wasn't really a powerup

kind chasm
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does joseph count

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hamon to stand and hamon

minor ore
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more just like "hey I know how to use my ability better now so I can do this"

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nah

kind chasm
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ok

minor ore
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we're talking about the stand either evolving or getting a new ability

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yeah

ebon rampart
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when jolyne pulled out that mobius strip tho

minor ore
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SP got time stop, GE became GER, Tusk got ACT 4

ebon rampart
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fuckin big smart move

kind chasm
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yeah

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HE HEATS UP TIME

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or something

minor ore
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lmao

ebon rampart
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Lol

kind chasm
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Soft and wet will most likely evolve or get a new ability

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i guess

serene pasture
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the fruit is garanteed to evolve stands at this point

minor ore
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Soft & Wet uses plunder to put time into a bubble

kind chasm
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wow

ebon rampart
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The bubble of time

minor ore
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LMAO

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Gappy King Crimson

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King Creole

ebon rampart
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Any second he can pop the bubble and the entire universe ends

serene pasture
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it's gonna be some string theory bullshit

hard meteor
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Infinite rotation bubbles

minor ore
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Bad guy bad

serene pasture
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it goes from stealing from others to molding what it has into something new and unique, symbolism for gappy's arc or whatever

minor ore
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Remember Gappy is the only Higashikata in jojolion whose stand doesn't have king in the name (besides Kaato who has an unnamed stand)

kind chasm
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Infinite rotation bubbles
gyro comess back to teach him spin

hard meteor
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This but Saint Johnny instead of gyro

serene pasture
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why do people want spin back, let it die

minor ore
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Nut King Call, King Nothing, Paper Moon King, Speed King, Walking Heart, Awaking III Leaves

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oh and California King Bed

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Okay

winter ridge
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those last 2 are such stretches with the word "king" its hilarious

minor ore
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and meanwhile Gappy's like "Soft & Wet 👶 "

winter ridge
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Wet King

ebon rampart
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but i feel like tsurugi has the biggest chance of getting his stand to evolve or whatnot

kind chasm
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king

hard meteor
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Same

minor ore
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Gappy has to get his own stand though because while Soft & Wet is a mix of Old S&W and KQ it has the same name and design as Old S&W

kind chasm
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ok

winter ridge
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yeah i mena his stand is already evolving

minor ore
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our boy deserves an original stand

kind chasm
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i love soft and wet design tgo

winter ridge
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an he is turning into a big paper crane

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tho

minor ore
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yeah it is an epic design

ebon rampart
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His monologue back in chapter 83 doe

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paper dragon

winter ridge
minor ore
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I have a question for anyone willing to answer

kind chasm
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one of my fav stands in looks

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yeah it looks amazing

minor ore
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so awesome

kind chasm
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yeeeeeah

winter ridge
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@minor ore what is it

ebon rampart
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Im glad araki changed S&W’s shoulder pads

minor ore
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What is the latest vol of jojolion?

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25

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but theres only 1 chapter of it yet

minor ore
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Okay thanks

kind chasm
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finished volumes 14

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24*

minor ore
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If female koichi dies i quit

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yeah that is my pfp

winter ridge
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i think main character stand designs:
tusk act 4 > soft and wet > gold experience > humanoid Stone Free > crazy diamond > star platinum > all other tusk acts

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tusk act 4 is fat

minor ore
winter ridge
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bonk

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i kinda like the earlier acts more

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cause they are cute

minor ore
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ACT 4 is epic

winter ridge
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that's true, they just feel like plushies to me tho

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yeah thats what i like

minor ore
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he is big and cuddly

winter ridge
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beeg boi

kind chasm
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boi

minor ore
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awww

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Killer queen is the best stand

kind chasm
winter ridge
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that is such an amazing cosplay

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yeah

minor ore
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Stand cosplays are fucking epic

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Zakiograph does a lot of them and it's fucking amazing

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EW

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every jojo cosplayer knows this guy

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Fun fun fun cosplay?

kind chasm
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that looks cursed but epic as cosplay

kind chasm
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again that looks cursed but epic for cosplay

minor ore
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Ew

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damn

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shiny

minor ore
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he makes this shit from scratch

kind chasm
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Imagine this dude coming behind you

minor ore
kind chasm
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and shouting za warudo

minor ore
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I've never seen anyone put this much time and effort into cosplay

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he is a fucking legend

kind chasm
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i havent heard of him but

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these look awesome

minor ore
kind chasm
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cute

minor ore
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baby Silver Chariot and Hierophant Green

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Cool but is there a fun fun fun cosplay?

kind chasm
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yeah

minor ore
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fun fun fun cosplay would just be a walking tampon bro

kind chasm
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you need to be an octopus for thay

minor ore
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Lali ho

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cuuute

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one big cosplay family

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Wow

exotic cobalt
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King crimson got the big mommy milkers

minor ore
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Ova DIO

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idk where the fuck he learned to do this or where he gets the money for this shit but

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he is easily a legend in the jojo cosplay community

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lmao

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nice

minor ore
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evil.

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ye

supple totem
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i thought people were upset cause he was gone?

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im not

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he tried to kill yasuho and dadd

minor ore
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good page

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ok

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WARNING: GORE

burnt quiver
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lmao

minor ore
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"me me big winner"

ebon rampart
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He’s too dreamy

kind chasm
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win

minor ore
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"me win"

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he does though

minor ore
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he does win a lot

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i hate he has rock in face now

ebon rampart
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I think its looks nice

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i dont like the part on the eye

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can he even see with that

minor ore
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bruhaps

ebon rampart
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I think he can only look a little down

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without the eye thing its fine

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but the eye looks bad tbh

simple kraken
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I think it looks badass

ebon rampart
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they’re basically rock scars

kind chasm
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yeah i guess

ebon rampart
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Maybe josuke can wear an eyepatch over it later on

kind chasm
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But it'd suck if he cant see from that eye

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which he probably cant

burnt quiver
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"IVE WON!" - part 1-7 villains, before losing

"IVE WON!" - part 8 hero, before winning

kind chasm
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josuke can win any fight if he says i've won or i'll win

simple kraken
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Josuke actually possesses really good eyesight

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From Holly

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It was something in the beginning

kind chasm
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No i mean the rock eye

simple kraken
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Yeah true but at least he's still got the eyesight going for him

serene pasture
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It wasn't eyesight though. Good eyesight doesn't let you know the exact measurements of anything you see

kind chasm
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he would look cool if he didnt have rock in eye and rocks in the other side of his facetoo

serene pasture
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Also he needed to use his bubbles as a magnifying glass to read something from far away in an occasion

winter ridge
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what

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when did he do that

simple kraken
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Oh I was using the wikia

serene pasture
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when he read karera's name off of her college library card or whatever

kind chasm
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but it was something really small

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in her pocket

languid lagoon
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I feel like the fact that gappy has 4 balls isn't going to be significant in the future and araki just did that to fuck with us

kind chasm
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ye

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The doubled things are only mentioned like once

vocal mason
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wait what chapter are you on

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it is kind of significant

languid lagoon
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caught up bro

simple kraken
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he shouldn't actually have 4 balls, it doesn't really make sense

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it should be fused balls

kind chasm
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He got 2 extra balls from kira

simple kraken
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Not 4 whole ones

languid lagoon
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i just miss a lot of things because it's hard to focus for me

vocal mason
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yeah the 4 balls was him being a half split between kira and josefumi

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but didnt get the dick

languid lagoon
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Duh

vocal mason
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the plot point isn't important in the story any more

languid lagoon
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He has a dick tho

vocal mason
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because he explained it already

kind chasm
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no i mean not 2 dicks

languid lagoon
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Oh

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Yeah

minor ore
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pain

languid lagoon
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eyeball licker

minor ore
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fun fact sometimes jojo has comedy

kind chasm
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if they fused with like everything

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he would have 4 arms 4 legs

languid lagoon
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what the hell is jojo

minor ore
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listen

kind chasm
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what the hell is jojo
no idea

minor ore
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here's my opinion on why he has 4 balls instead of just 2 split balls

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k

minor ore
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who gives a fuck

kind chasm
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yeah

minor ore
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lmao

kind chasm
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he also has 4 eye and 2 tongues but only 4ball is mentioned usually

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cause balls = funny

simple kraken
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I guess maybe he doesn't have fused balls because they're kinda outside his body

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He can't have 4 separate eyes or 2 separate tongues because that couldn't actually work

languid lagoon
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cause balls = funny
@kind chasm araki has family guy level humor at this point

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josuke looks very cool

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He can't have 4 separate eyes or 2 separate tongues because that couldn't actually work
yeah i mean half different

minor ore
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jojo funny moments

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she is litterally paper

simple kraken
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He

languid lagoon
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Yeah that looks like family guy to me

minor ore
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PAPER MOON KING

kind chasm
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yeah but we need to trick the devil

simple kraken
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Oh true

kind chasm
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until she is 12

minor ore
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so fun fact

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not only is Tsurugi raised as a girl but he also follows the female higashikata naming convention of being named after card suits

kind chasm
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ok

languid lagoon
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woah

vocal mason
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hih

languid lagoon
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wait why am i saying woah

minor ore
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Hato - Heart
Daiya - Diamond
Mitsuba - Club/Clover
Tsurugi - Sword
Kaato - Card

languid lagoon
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this isnt new information to me

kind chasm
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oo

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yeah

minor ore
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since the card suit of spades can also be called swords

vocal mason
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i never realized that

kind chasm
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same

minor ore
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Gappy even makes a joke about this in an early chapter

languid lagoon
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i did so i am therefore superior😎

vocal mason
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really?

kind chasm
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i am not remember

vocal mason
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can we see the panel

minor ore
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one sec

kind chasm
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All higashikata stands have king in it

vocal mason
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i knew that

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that's hard to miss

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I wonder what Kaato's is

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would be cool if araki told us

minor ore
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ah here we go

kind chasm
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yeah

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lmao

ebon rampart
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Omg guys

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Its leaked omgg

minor ore
vocal mason
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would be cool if araki didn't erase Kaato and Kyo from the story

ebon rampart
kind chasm
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Its leaked omgg
@ebon rampart whats

ebon rampart
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the image i sent

minor ore
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Since they're all named after card suits he says "Daiya" and "Hato" first

vocal mason
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oh volume 24 lol

kind chasm
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no thats cursed

minor ore
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and then remembers Tsurugi which is sword -> spades

kind chasm
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i think josuke might be

minor ore
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I dunno if Tsurugi will get a different name when he grows up or what

kind chasm
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my favorite chatavtrr

vocal mason
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well seeing as Norisuke's original name was Josuke, Tsurugi might get a new name

minor ore
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Tsurugi says other first sons of the Higashikata were raised as girls but we never saw instances of that

vocal mason
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is Tsurugi a masculine or Feminine name?

minor ore
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I'm assuming feminine since Tsurugi is raised as a girl

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and it follows the female naming convention

inland oyster
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Interview leaked?

kind chasm
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P

vocal mason
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Death Grips - Interview 2016?

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when we getting a death grips stand fr

minor ore
vocal mason
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baby norisuke

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man always had bubble hair so its hard to tell

kind chasm
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beby

minor ore
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the fact that his original name is Josuke and his mom is the AU counterpart of Tomoko...

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like imagine Norisuke is AU Josuke the whole time and Gappy is AU some other jojo

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it's a total stretch but imagine the bamboozle

vocal mason
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how do numbered names like Norisuke's work in japanese, since he's Norisuke IV

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would it be the number first since the last name comes first in japanese?

minor ore
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it would be

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"Yondaime Higashikata Norisuke"

vocal mason
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ahh ok

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thank you

minor ore
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Gappy turns out to secretly be AU Giorno sinc he's a mix of 2 people and Giorno was sort of a mix of DIO and Jonathan

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the epic bamboozle

kind chasm
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ok

minor ore
kind chasm
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eow

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wow

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i thought there was only joshu and josuke

minor ore
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eww

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green Hato

kind chasm
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wtf

minor ore
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Joshu and Josuke are the only playable jojolion characters

kind chasm
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yeah

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What i mean is i didnt realise they were there

vocal mason
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EoH 2, or any new JoJo game, should have an expanded part 8 cast

minor ore
vocal mason
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since JoJolion was only 3 years in at development

kind chasm
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yeah

vocal mason
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we werent even at Vitamin C yet

minor ore
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idk how I feel about ginger Hato

vocal mason
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so we didn't know that kira had Killer Queen or anything

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part 8 kira would have been sick

minor ore
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Joshu was also in All Star Battle as a stage hazard

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and a situation finish

kind chasm
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how maby

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many days for

vocal mason
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2 more

kind chasm
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next vhapter

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nice

minor ore
vocal mason
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2 more days until the harvest of the new jojolion

kind chasm
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h

minor ore
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I just remembered that Mitsuba is pregnant so there's gonna be another higashikata

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curious to see if we'll get a name and what it will be

kind chasm
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rock nose

minor ore
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genius

inland oyster
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Didn’t they say she lost the baby after consuming the locacaca?

minor ore
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she almost lost it cause of Wu Tomoki but I think she got it back in exchange for her nose

languid lagoon
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Has nobody acknowledged how much of a weirdo Jobin is?

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Remember he wanted to lick Gappy's eyeball

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He also finds Mitsuba's new nose incredibly attractive

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And he's obsessed with beetles

kind owlBOT
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@languid lagoon, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 8 !

minor ore
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i mean her nose do be kinda sexy doe

simple kraken
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All of the higashikatas are weirdos

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except maybe norisuke

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And hato

hard meteor
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nori was a little sus in the beginning,hato has been constantly normal

simple kraken
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tsurugi is a gremlin, daiya is blind and weird, joshu, and jobin likes licking eyeballs, beetles, and rock noses

hard meteor
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kaato helped bury a still alive child, mitsuba attempted to kill best girl

simple kraken
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damn where did everything go wrong

languid lagoon
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When the horses were slackin

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Shit only went downhill from there

raw steppe
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Everyone else saying the Crazy my Beat fanmade Jojolion op is so cool while me and the boys stan the Heriheki one

thorn marlin
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Fugo vs Schott Key no 2

sharp cipher
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nori was a little sus in the beginning,hato has been constantly normal
@hard meteor

She dated Damo

hard meteor
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to be fair she didnt know about rock humans

tired narwhal
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Who doesnt want to date Damo?

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The chaddest character in Jojo

simple kraken
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Damo always gave off a really smooth and charming vibe to me

ebon rampart
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He slithered his way inside the higashikata house

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Must be a smooth talker with hato

raw steppe
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And a smooth Stand user

minor ore
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what- is this just a shitty translation or does Tsurugi just actually say this for no reason

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fruits are brutes

burnt quiver
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Lmfao

minor ore
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guy

young meteor
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gal

frozen charm
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I eat a rokakaka every day

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Part of a Ballanced breakfast

minor ore
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I'd love to exchange my breakfast for some of yours

young meteor
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Does it taste good?

frozen charm
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Yes

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Except when I loose my legs

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Or my eyes

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Or my mouth

minor ore
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Come on man let's trade, it would be an equivalent exchange

frozen charm
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Right now it's one of my kidneys

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So I got lucky

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No exchange

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I must know what it is

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To make sure is equivalent

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What if you eat a rokakaka while you're not injured

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Like I get one part of your body will always be "injured"

minor ore
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It exchanges your empty stomach for a full one 😎

frozen charm
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What if you're full

minor ore
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Why are you eating if you're full

lost slate
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Pretty sure the Rokakaka grants you what you want

frozen charm
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Oh yea

minor ore
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Can it grant me another roka

frozen charm
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I totally forgot

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Mitsuba used it for like cosmetic reasons

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Unknowingly but

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Still did

minor ore
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What if you're perfectly fine and want nothing in the world

frozen charm
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It changes your gender

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Pp go bye bye

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A rokakaka could probably do that

minor ore
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oh god oh fuck

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anything but my cock balls and dick :((

frozen charm
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Idk maybe it would enhace your body

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But still take something away

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Makes your right arm stronger but gets rid of half your brain

minor ore
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Uh

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That doesn't sound like an enhancement I'd want

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Makes your right arm stronger but gets rid of half your brain
@frozen charm also known as hentai addiction

frozen charm
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Yes

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Porn addiction in general

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But I use my left

minor ore
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Yo whens the next chapter due?

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new chapters come out every month some time on 17th-19th

willow crystal
#

Nice

minor ore
#

Damn - Kendrick Lamar

toxic sphinx
#

woah i just noticed that the design on top of the anchor looks like a bubble blower

bright hedge
#

I'm itching for just a crumb of spoilers 😂

#

Monthly jojolion hype is in full flow once again

minor ore
#

This chapter better have jobin in it

simple kraken
#

chapter 100 will be 4000 pages

minor ore
#

Ch 100 better be 89 pages long

#

45 pages of the normal chapter.Rest of the chapter will be araki doodles

simple kraken
#

or boobs

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I wouldn't mind 44 pages of araki drawn boobs

minor ore
#

Boobs are overrated

simple kraken
#

And also maybe rai's ass

hard meteor
#

rais ass is a guarantee

minor ore
#

Rai's ass is the way to go

#

rai is so cute

#

he's got chubby cheeks

#

on his face

#

give him a kiss

limber yarrow
#

what if she becomes the main villain

wet pulsar
#

She’s not gonna come back

#

I am apart of araki’s personal internal editing team.

minor ore
#

Really? What happens in chapter 100?!

mint gyro
#

Uh oh, special irises. Sounds like Araki could have villain plans.

minor ore
#

Yeah that's what I thought

wet pulsar
#

Araki told me personally during a lunch meeting that he is resetting the jojoverse again in ch. 100

bright hedge
minor ore
#

Ok but what if that actually happened

#

It wouldn't be very good writing

#

But it would be interesting

burnt quiver
#

it wouldn’t be interesting

#

it would be the least interesting thing to happen

simple kraken
#

araki could literally just open up a portal to every single parallel universe or something and then fucking end sbr verse and we couldn't do a damn thing about it

minor ore
#

2 days and 8 hours until JoJolion chapter 100

kind chasm
#

chapter 100 should be 100 pages

minor ore
#

Non

minor ore
#

ΔΕΑΔ ΤΣΑΤ ΧΔ

kind chasm
#

DeadChat XDDDD

minor ore
#

COMEDY GENIUS

minor ore
#

Day 2

kind chasm
#

ok

minor ore
#

Fact :Tooru is a rock man how could he ### with yasuho?

kind chasm
#

h

minor ore
#

Day 87 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

winged stag
#

My friend says jojo lion. Should I be concerned?

kind chasm
#

h

minor ore
#

No

winged stag
#

Ok

eternal lance
#

ayyy im excited for chapter 100

kind chasm
#

Day 87 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived
@tf

minor ore
#

Let them say whatever they wanna say

kind chasm
#

you did this for 87 whole days

minor ore
#

Yeah

kind chasm
#

epic

supple totem
#

chapter 100

#

jojolion and one piece crossover

young meteor
#

Jjl and bnha crossover would be epic ig.

supple totem
#

what does ig mean?

faint gust
#

"I guess"

fleet river
#

aaaaa ch100 hype

minor ore
#

ye

faint gust
#

for the 100th chapter Gappy 10 page ORA's the head doctor

near cedar
#

Fact :Tooru is a rock man how could he ### with yasuho?
@minor ore cuz rock humans can do it with humans

minor ore
#

In chapter 99 it was explained that impossible right?

white beacon
#

I doubt aishou couldn't get the key in the keyhole

ember light
#

Damo fucked Hato also

white beacon
#

Twice!

faint gust
#

I recall it explaining that rock humans can do it with normal humans, but they don't usually because rock humans can't have relationships with humans

white beacon
#

Yeah cuz rock humans don't have affection or something around those lines, but they can definitely bone

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Or should I say, they can stone

faint gust
#

they get rock hard

minor ore
#

Fact :Tooru is a rock man how could he ### with yasuho?
@minor ore All rock humans can have sex with normal humans but human males can't impregnate rock females

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Yes .... Ikr

kind chasm
#

ye

white beacon
#

I think we're all ignoring the meat of the problem

#

Fact?

#

@minor ore to answer your question, they're silicon-based organisms so not necessarily like actual rock

minor ore
#

Ohhhh

white beacon
#

SFSHSHGSS

#

probably

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Or is she wants to, it can be sculpted for feel

minor ore
#

HAHAHAHA

#

uuh

supple totem
#

raws

#

W h E N

#

leaks

#

W HEN

minor ore
#

Yeah!

#

WHEN

loud lintel
#

Day 10 of saying fuck tooru until joshu kicks his ass

#

2 more days for raws

young meteor
#

Everyone bullying Tooru 😔

minor ore
#

@young meteor he deserves it

kind chasm
#

ye

#

this always gets me laughing

young meteor
#

Lol

kind chasm
#

She is litterally like

#

weird paper creature

minor ore
#

-Are you sick?

  • paper folding noise *
kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 14 !

kind chasm
#

lmao

#

yeah

#

I want this panel colired

minor ore
#

"I'll gladly turn into a piece of paper"

#

She is litterally like
She?

kind chasm
#

@minor ore ssshhh trick the devil

minor ore
kind chasm
minor ore
#

What's happening

kind chasm
#

no thin

minor ore
#

Wha

#

T

kind chasm
#

g

minor ore
#

o

kind chasm
#

ok

minor ore
#

WARNING : Gore!
WARNING : Gore!
WARNING : Gore!

white beacon
kind chasm
#

yee

minor ore
#

2 days 4 hours

lost slate
#

a little closer to heaven

minor ore
#

Fuck I'm tired of waiting

#

Heading to Araki's house now

analog skiff
#

Woah josuke soft and wet is so big how did that happen

#

Now you'll easily beat everyone!!!!

kind chasm
#

woahhhh

#

rock

analog skiff
#

Rn I'm just imagining

#

Kaiju soft and wet fighting a swarm of head doctors

#

Flying through the air

kind chasm
#

lmao

#

7 head doctors flying

analog skiff
#

No 100s

kind chasm
#

:o

faint gust
#

I love Araki's covers but the way Soft & Wet looks in some of them just bothers me

analog skiff
#

Nah I like pride soft and wet here

white beacon
faint gust
#

I'm trying to look for one where he was like yellow, red and blue or something like that

kind chasm
#

He is 50 meters tall

#

He evolved and became gay

faint gust
#

I'm cool with the rainbow one since it's clearly a stylized thing rather than an interpretation of how Soft & Wet would look

kind chasm
#

i hooe

#

hope

#

it doesnt be yellow

#

like eoh

analog skiff
#

It won't

faint gust
#

I don't even mind yellow in general just not the gold type he had in the games
combined with green

#

I think White grew most on me but I'd be cool with really any bright, washed out color

#

sort of the same way Part 4 Jotaro is always portrayed

analog skiff
#

Now is doctor Wu an ordinary guy, or is he high?

white beacon
#

He's a rock human

analog skiff
#

Ah like yotsuyu

#

He is a rock

#

He is an island

white beacon
#

Oh, are you still reading through jjl?

faint gust
analog skiff
#

What no

#

I'm meming the song lyrics

white beacon
#

I'm not a musician sorry

analog skiff
#

"are you with me doctor Wu, are you high or just an ordinary guy?"

#

Something like that

#

Can't remember the exact wording

#

But I know it has "high" and "ordinary guy"

white beacon
#

Most music I can do is with the clap of yo mamas cheeks

analog skiff
#

Shut

#

Urban Guerilla is a really good song tho

faint gust
#

could've sworn there was one other cover where yellow S&W is shown more in full but I can't find it

#

but this is the one I found weird at first

analog skiff
#

Ew yellow temperance

#

Dolomite is scary in that cover

faint gust
#

they're scary all the time

analog skiff
#

Extra scary in there

#

Also does blue Hawaii remind you more of a shark or more of a chicken?

#

Make your vote now

kind chasm
#

chikwn

faint gust
#

chicken also

analog skiff
#

I'd say shark

#

But it's close

#

Blue Hawaii reminds me of dark blue moon in design tbh

#

I remember my cousin didn't know JoJolion was official until I told him lmfao

faint gust
#

Moral of today: If you're a JoJo character/stand with "Blue" in the name everyone hates you

kind chasm
#

moody blue

faint gust
#

ok that is an exception

analog skiff
#

I like blue Hawaii

faint gust
#

I just found Blue Hawaii alright
it was weird enough to be interesting but not memorable for me

analog skiff
#

I don't get the disdain at all

kind chasm
#

i want soft and wet to evolve or get a new ability

analog skiff
#

Although yeah definitely not as good to me as fun fun fun 2, endless calamity, brain storm, a.phex twins, or ozone baby,

ebon rampart
faint gust
#

While I can't say I loved all of them equally there's no JoJolion arc that came to off as "oh I don't like this part"

ebon rampart
#

Guys is this real

kind chasm
#

leme see

analog skiff
#

I disliked doctor Wu

kind chasm
#

ok no

#

its family guy

analog skiff
#

Doctor wu was just a mix of overly uncomfortable and really repetitive to me

faint gust
#

I can see the repetitive part

analog skiff
#

I always like to call Doctor Wu:

lost slate
#

the new jjl 100 got leaked??

analog skiff
#

DUCT TAPE AND ARROWS

lost slate
#

dang, didn't know joshu was such a badass

analog skiff
#

Guys when will Emporio return and use burning down the weather report to kill Tooru!!????

kind chasm
#

no

analog skiff
#

Wait could burning down the weather report create no longer existent weather effects?

#

Imagine if he created something from like 10000000 bc

#

Back when the earth was just a big spinning rock

faint gust
#

Why doesn't Jotaro use Star Finger to cure Tsurugi????!?!?!?!?

kind chasm
#

ikrrrrr araki forgot

analog skiff
#

Why didn't Damo return

#

I really liked him

faint gust
#

who

analog skiff
#

And it's a shame he just ran off

#

you're losing you're losing your vitamin c

faint gust
#

oh right

#

Guy Fieri

kind chasm
#

i think #jojolion will end in like chapter 120

faint gust
#

the channel ends

kind chasm
#

yeah

#

cause of spam

analog skiff
#

But why didn't Damo return ??

ebon rampart
#

Prepare yourself for the jojolion bombardment in 2 days

faint gust
#

@ every one I have come to announce that #jojolion closes because we don't want to be spoiled on whether Joshu does or not beat Tooru to a pulp

analog skiff
#

That JoJolion what?

kind chasm
#

lmao

faint gust
#

sometimes I type shit without knowing what I'm doing

analog skiff
#

What if it was all just a dream insert family picture without Joshu I'm on phone rn and can't edit

faint gust
#

that gives me one idea

kind chasm
analog skiff
#

What if Kyo is a Mandela effect

#

On rereads after jjl finishes

#

Born this way was some random other stand user

#

And Josuke figures out the wall eyes property in a different way

near cedar
#

Lol

analog skiff
#

Kyo more like

#

D'oh

faint gust
ebon rampart
#

you spin me right round baby right round

faint gust
#

I knew about the gifs of johnny and gyro but never knew someone did it with joshu

ebon rampart
#

yeah my friend made it a day ago

#

Its pretty cool

faint gust
#

nice

kind chasm
#

its nice

hard meteor
#

Joshu nation

frozen charm
#

Spam

supple totem
#

can someone link me the video of tooru vibing to breakdown breakdown

supple totem
#

thank u so much

ebon rampart
#

👍

ebon rampart
#

the last 2 lol

errant prairie
analog skiff
#

scary joshu

#

Also i really love that yotsuyu headcanon

lost slate
#

2 days till the Harvest of the New JoJolion... joshunut joshunut joshunut joshunut

kind chasm
minor ore
loud lintel
frozen charm
lost slate
minor ore
#

Cool panel

kind chasm
#

that my pfp lol

#

@minor ore h

#

yeah its cool

minor ore
#

Oh yeah

analog skiff
#

what references would be cool to you?

#

I'd really love lemon demon, and I'd also really like Nightwish and more hawkwind references

#

Riders on the Storm would be a good reference too

minor ore
#

A jojo reference in jojo

analog skiff
#

Fan-made music video for Lemon Demon's "Redesign Your Logo".

Redesign your logo
We know what we're doing
We are here to help you
Everything's connected
Time is of the essence
We live in the future
Color makes us hungry
Everything's connected
Redesign your logo
We know how to ...

▶ Play video

Oceanborn
Released: 7 December 1998
Label: Spinefarm Records, Drakkar, Century Media

Gethsemane Lyrics:

Toll no bell for me Father
But let this cup of suffering pass from me
Send me no shepherd to heal my world
But the Angel - the dream foretold
Prayed more than ...

▶ Play video
kind chasm
#

jojo is the biggest jojo reference

minor ore
#

Yeah

analog skiff
#

we already have one in part 8 tho

#

crazy diamond

#

the graffiti dude draws during born this way

minor ore
#

The jotaro, johnny and Gyro hat that the sbr store sells in morioh part 8

analog skiff
#

hawkwind is a surprisingly sick band i just wish their recordings were higher quality

#

oftentimes trying to find a hawkwind song on youtube you can only easily find versions that sound like they're playing from an air vent

#

this is a really damn good version of urban guerilla

#

Let's not talk about love and flowers, things that don't explooode...

wet pulsar
#

Guys apparently the wonder of you is a reference to Elvis

analog skiff
#

yes we know

wet pulsar
#

No i was the first one to figure this out

analog skiff
#

oh i see

#

makes sense

wet pulsar
#

Thank you for understanding

analog skiff
#

the live seventy nine version of brain storm and urban guerrilla are both super sick (even though I think the OG brain storm works better for the fight)

#

it still bugs me that the first song that comes up when you search brain storm on youtube is a really awful quality version of it

serene pasture
#

To me Stupeflip would've been a cool reference a chapter ago when WoU's name was revealed because then i wouldn't have lost a bet and had to change my Discord tag to SmolUwuCatBoy for a month but hey, watchu gonna do

faint holly
#

Morioh-cho Radio!

cinder fern
#

how long until new chapter now? or

#

am i stupid

kind chasm
#

2 day

#

2 days till the Harvest of the New JoJolion... joshunut joshunut joshunut joshunut

cinder fern
#

okie - i just got back from epic cottage so im

#

woah technology exists again

craggy plume
#

anyone got the date for ch 100?

kind chasm
#

@craggy plume less than 2 days

craggy plume
#

thanks man

#

love your profile pic btw

kind chasm
#

same

craggy plume
#

Soft and Wet is my favorite stand

kind chasm
#

i just love josuke and soft and wets design

#

Soft and Wet is my favorite stand
aMW

#

same*

craggy plume
#

exactly!

#

another reason jojolion is my favorite part

kind chasm
#

yeah

minor ore
#

Yeah! Soft and wet is my favourite too!

kind chasm
#

His design is so cool

minor ore
#

Josukse's and Sw's designs are both cool

kind chasm
#

yeah

#

Josuke might be my favorite character

minor ore
#

JoJolion is just cool

kind chasm
#

and his stand

#

all my favorite characters are from this alternate universe

minor ore
#

Yeah for me it's a fight between Gyro and Gappy

kind chasm
#

i like both kira and josefumi

#

its 2 epic people in one

minor ore
#

Giorno is really fucking overrated as a character ngl he's really boring

kind chasm
#

overrated but not bad

#

in my opinion

minor ore
#

He's not that bad. Just boring

#

Now, Johnny and Gappy are like the only JoJo's that get character development

kind chasm
#

i want chapter 100

analog skiff
#

tbh giorno would have been more interesting to me if he was more of a rookie at the start, but a ballsy one, but that's really the only idea i have that wouldn't make him a carbon copy of another jojo

kind chasm
#

👍

#

giorno is my least favorite

#

not cause hes that bad but i like others more

analog skiff
#

like he starts off as doing fairly basic stuff with his stand and making some mistakes, but over time he comes up with more and more clever uses

#

and gets more into the groove of using it

faint holly
#

Soft and wet is such a kinky name 😉

frozen charm
#

Giorno sucks

#

Soft or wet

#

You can only have 1

faint holly
#

Giorno's personality is bland but his stand is very powerful

analog skiff
#

soft

kind chasm
#

wet

faint holly
#

Why does Josuke 8 have 4 testicles?

kind chasm
#

cause

#

he is 2 people

analog skiff
#

because he ate his fruit loops

kind chasm
#

😂

faint holly
#

Breh

analog skiff
#

wait no

frozen charm
#

Wet

analog skiff
#

araki forgot people have two balls

faint holly
#

Araki forgot moment?? 🤨

kind chasm
#

Araki forgot!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

frozen charm
#

Yes

#

👈

faint holly
#

What does 4 balls even look like?

kind chasm
#

wtf kirashocked

frozen charm
#

🔏

kind chasm
#

i dont know

faint holly
#

Only Yasuho would know 😉

frozen charm
#

No

#

Sex

#

Isn't real

cinder fern
#

araki forgot people can take off hats!!!

faint holly
#

The amount of sperm Josuke 8 can produce is god-tier

frozen charm
kind chasm
cinder fern
#

jokes on you, Josuke8 has erectile dysfunction

frozen charm
faint holly
#

It's like a huge factory assembly

kind chasm
#

lmao

frozen charm
#

Viagra

minor ore
#

His canon penis size is underwhelming bruhjjajajjajajajajaa

faint holly
#

Looking at him, I'm pretty sure Josuke 8 fucks

analog skiff
#

there's a viagra stand in the jojo universe i bet

cinder fern
#

ha YOU IDIOT THAT WASNT VIAGRA THAT WAS ROKAKAKA

frozen charm
#

Yes

cinder fern
#

YOU CAN BE ERECT BUT AT WHAT COST

frozen charm
#

Metallica

analog skiff
#

What if the part 9 JoJo's stand is named Megalovania

frozen charm
#

I mean

faint holly
#

YOU CAN BE ERECT BUT AT WHAT COST
Deez nuts

analog skiff
#

how would you react, be honest

#

i'd be amazed but in a wtf way, wouldn't complain tho

frozen charm
#

I would buy JoJo and change the name

cinder fern
#

i would kiss arakis feet

minor ore
#

@faint holly yasuho how can you fuck two men inside eachother wtf

faint holly
#

Ez

analog skiff
#

who would win: Josuk8 or Mario

kind chasm
#

yes

faint holly
#

Have a threesome

#

Let them be inside her 😉

minor ore
#

But he's two men inside eachother while simultaneously not being that how

analog skiff
#

part 8 stand users are pretty smart

faint holly
#

Don't over think it. This is Jojo we're talking about. Logic doesn't apply

analog skiff
#

also i saw somebody here say once yotsuyu can't use his ability on himself

#

but i just reread i am a rock

#

and he uses his ability on himself to get a bunch of rocks to pop a bubble he's trapped in

#

this happened like 2 weeks ago but

#

haha u wrong

minor ore
#

Yeah

frozen charm
#

Nut king crimson

minor ore
#

Oh god uh fuck

kind chasm
#

joshunut king call

analog skiff
#

god I really want king crimson to reappear, i just started listening to their music

kind chasm
#

joshunut 👑 🤙

frozen charm
#

Nut king crimson

kind chasm
#

joshunut 👑 🟥

frozen charm
#

He can dismantle time with his nuts

analog skiff
#

tbh that would be a funny combo

#

nat king cole's calm music and then

minor ore
#

King crimson reapears in JoJolion because Diavolo appears and ends up dying by attacking Wonder of u

ebon rampart
#

pop

analog skiff
#

2̞̩͎1̳̝͉s͕t͇̞̣ ͍͙̹C͈̱̙e̡̤̣n̢̪̼t̥̜͡u͚̣̬r̘̥͞y͇̪ ͙̝̰S̠͔̥c̞̠h͎̠̀i͙͘z͚̖͟o̹̝͘i͙d̷ ̦͍͜M̛a̫n̪̹͡

frozen charm
#

Yeah

ebon rampart
analog skiff
#

i mean i would kill for a dead man's questions with diavolo

#

on a very very drawn out death from the death loop or so

#

or smth due to MIH

minor ore
#

Yeah

cinder fern
#

omg yes

analog skiff
#

Omg joshu on the building

cinder fern
#

a collection of Diavolo deaths that actually has a message

kind chasm
#

wow

#

joshu he is real

frozen charm
#

Smh my head

#

Joshu

#

Can't be real

hard meteor
#

simply beautiful joshu

minor ore
#

Jobin is kill
No

kind chasm
#

you will see joshu when you go to heaven

frozen charm
#

Yes

kind chasm
cinder fern
#

sorry dude

analog skiff
#

fun fun fun 2 is such a good arc for how short it is

kind chasm
#

fun fun fun fun fun fun

frozen charm
#

Joshu is Jesus encarnate

cinder fern
#

sex doesnt exist in jojos

funny tried to make it happen and he ended up dead

analog skiff
#

it accomplishes being uncomfortable without pulling an alessi/doctor wu

frozen charm
#

He dies and becomes the new saints corpse

kind chasm
#

part 9 in 2100 and they collect joshu

analog skiff
#

also same with ringo's predator and scarlet valentine and alessi kinda and forever who actually died sincilla

frozen charm
#

And let's josuke use love train to stop the head doctors calamity

cinder fern
#

exactly

#

sex doesn’t actually exist in jojo

#

if you try to make it happen you end up dead

analog skiff
#

daiya didn't die tho

cinder fern
#

yet

minor ore
#

Yet

frozen charm
#

Is sex real

#

Actually it does

minor ore
#

Where do babies come from in jojo then?

cinder fern
#

ask melone

kind chasm
#

from the clouds

frozen charm
#

Wait yeah he died NVM

cinder fern
#

he must know

minor ore
#

Melone just prints out all the characters

cinder fern
#

even Jolyne died because of this, you know

analog skiff
cinder fern
#

poor tom too

analog skiff
#

That's PT

cinder fern
#

ik

minor ore
#

That's Tomar

frozen charm
#

Yeah Jolyne masturbated in prison causing her death

cinder fern
#

talking about characters who died because they tried to make sex happen

frozen charm
#

Pucci sexed Dio

analog skiff
frozen charm
#

He's dead

cinder fern
#

@minor ore im green AND retired