jojolion

[low walrus]

the name is a bit weird

[kind owl]

@low walrus, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 24 !

[low walrus]

idk why whoever made it called it that

pretty funny tho

got all the jojo manga and books on there

oh btw yall dont go there its porn

[fluid vessel]

too late 😎

[frozen charm]

The JoJo manga can also be found at naenae.net

[fluid vessel]

[long flax]

New chapter is so close man

[lost slate]

I really can't take it anymore

We're a little closer to heaven

[frozen charm]

Like 10 days

Bro

I'ma stop using months

Just say like 8th jojolion

[simple kraken]

this is really gonna be the 100th chapter

[frozen charm]

No

This is the last jojolion

It is 1000 pages long

[simple kraken]

Araki's just been writing an extra 10 pages of the final chapter every month

[frozen charm]

7 days

Until jojoe

Joshu kills tooru

Æ

[simple kraken]

yasuho simply just stops suffering

[frozen charm]

Yeah

She drinks the new rokakaka

[hard meteor]

Finnaly

No more pain

[long flax]

part 9 when

[simple kraken]

Araki has personally entrusted me with writing part 9

I will be releasing it monthly starting tomorrow

[lost slate]

i thought it was a doujinshi you were doing

joshu's bizarre adventure

[simple kraken]

who said it can't be both

[frozen charm]

Part 9 takes place 18381838283728372737173727372747274 years after JoJo lion

Joesthantarosukeseph starjoe

乁( •_• )ㄏ

[proper hinge]

Yeah but when’s it releasing.

[frozen charm]

Now

Never

[limber yarrow]

so sad

still can't get over fruit dad

[minor ore]

Day 3 od saying fuck Tooru with Yoshi cage and Diavolo's lice

[wind scroll]

You know something? I wish Yasuho’s dog was named JoJo. I mean Josuke is a nice name and all but Yasuho should have named her dog JoJo so that Gappy would be named JoJo. Y-You know, cuz it’s called “JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure?” I just don’t see the point of calling it that anymore if we ain’t got a JoJo. Where the fuck is JoJo? If there’s no JoJo, this shit ain’t JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure!

[vocal mason]

Its a running joke at this point for fans

[lost slate]

but we have kujo josefumi

[vocal mason]

I think part 6 was the last time a character actuallu addressed someone as JoJo

[lost slate]

actually, gappy is the most 'jojo' like

[vocal mason]

But part 3 was the last time they were consistently called JoJo

[lost slate]

he is a fusion of two people; one is a descendent of johnny joestar and has the birthmark, and the other is a jojo in appearance and name

[frozen charm]

Yeah

[vocal mason]

Literally my biggest pet peeve in the series though

Araki just throws it in at the beginning and never again

And for 5 and 8 just never called JoJo at all

[proper hinge]

In Japanese you can turn the suke in his name to jo making him jojo higishikata.

[vocal mason]

Yes I'm aware

[icy bluff]

Do you believe in “flow”?

[tepid nebula]

Didn’t they call Johnny jojo in one of his flashbacks

I’ve kinda forgotten by now tho so eh not sure

[white beacon]

Yeah, it was his racing nickname along with Joe Kid

[minor ore]

Day 82 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

[tepid nebula]

@white beacon ohhh

[proper hinge]

Fuck Jobin revive Norisuke.

[tired narwhal]

Yeah i want to fuck Tooru

[minor ore]

Fuck jobin all my homies fuck jobin

[proper hinge]

How many days ‘til the new jojolion chapter.

[lost slate]

8 days...

[proper hinge]

Thanks.

[simple kraken]

chapter 100 better be 100 pages

if it's not we riot

[loud lintel]

Damn right, and half of them will be tooru getting beaten up by Joshu

[simple kraken]

the other half will be literally just rai's fat ass

[dusty kindle]

Awakening III leaves look dope

[winter ridge]

es

[loud lintel]

Amen

Day 5 of saying fuck Tooru until Joshu kicks his ass

[minor ore]

1 week bros

until we mob

[ember light]

I completely forgot about the new chapter thats gonna come out till today

[minor ore]

Day 5 of chapter 100 hype

[dapper patrol]

Day 6 of saying fuck Tooru with Diavolo’s lice

[dusty kindle]

Y'all ever read Jojo but give one character the voice of Filthy Frank?

[proper hinge]

What the hell does love love deluxe do?

[dusty kindle]

Control other people's hair

[proper hinge]

How much can it control?

[dusty kindle]

Hair

Like she used someone's hair in order replicate their hand movement in order to get money at an ATM iirc

[rugged frigate]

@light swift do you think he survived lol

[white beacon]

Just a scratch, no biggie

[dusty kindle]

It's Jojo

[white beacon]

Polnareff survived 3/4 of his limbs being ripped off, a big abdominal wound, and a cliff fall all at the same time

He's not dead until the manga says he's dead

[mystic pier]

nope jobin dead for good

if you look really closely at the sky in the last chapter you can see a jobin cloud waving goodbye to tsurugi and mitsuba

[minor ore]

I love the fact that JoJo has an afterlife and clearly shows the readers that it's real in their Universe

So we won't have to be like super sad seeing them dead

Araki: Don't worry

@minor ore ur dad

Ofc not

He lives on

in our hearts

[tepid nebula]

Imagine if he got hot pantsed tho

[crimson tusk]

This part has been going since 2012 when the anime was created and still doesn't have a main antagonist

Wow

[tepid nebula]

Who cares if there’s a main antagonist or not

If he doesn’t beat him to death first

[near cedar]

We have a final boss type character

[tepid nebula]

I like the multiple factions type alignment

U don’t need a we gotta beat this main guy big bad to make the part tho

[minor ore]

Jobin Revival

[tepid nebula]

exactly

[astral widget]

chapter in like a week poggers

[minor ore]

Did someone say poggers

The dam broke

[lost slate]

This part has been going since 2012 when the anime was created and still doesn't have a main antagonist
@crimson tusk found the person who doesn't read jjl

and if i want to be pedantic, i'd say it's actually 2011, before the current anime series started airing

[minor ore]

Yeah

[minor ore]

That meme kinda died knowing that Tony lopez is a pedophile

[dusty kindle]

Alright gamers

I finally caught up with Jojolion

I am now immune to spoilers

[minor ore]

Rai dies

[dusty kindle]

Yea he died in chapter 302

[minor ore]

Chapter 100**

[hollow hornet]

jouta dies

[near cedar]

Rai dies
@minor ore I thought you meant Rai from the server and not Rai from jjl lmao

[minor ore]

I-

Damn

[hollow hornet]

deep

[dusty kindle]

Rai from this server will die in 3-

[past anvil]

Omg tooru lopez is still a thing here ?

[hollow hornet]

remy

[near cedar]

Not anymore

That meme kinda died knowing that Tony lopez is a pedophile
-Lice

[past anvil]

Yeah I know I told them

Unfortunately I liked the meme

Eh whatever

[tired narwhal]

What are you predictions for chapter 100?

[hollow hornet]

someone dying

[tired narwhal]

I expect Joshu vs Tooru,maybe he will explain his motivations

[dusty kindle]

I hope someone makes a yo mama joke

also someone will die

[past anvil]

No one will die probably

Maybe jobin

[tired narwhal]

Yo mama so fat soft and wet cant steal her weight

[past anvil]

Sorry dilf hunters

[hollow hornet]

his weight 😳

[tired narwhal]

Yeah

Btw, I expect to see Norisuke die,now truly die

[near cedar]

The person to die

Is

[hollow hornet]

hopefully joshu does something in the new chapter

[near cedar]

👇

[hollow hornet]

me

[tired narwhal]

Joshu over heaven

[near cedar]

Joshu train

[tired narwhal]

Nut emperor

[hollow hornet]

yes

[tired narwhal]

I hope something good happens to Yasuho

[dusty kindle]

Are we not going to talk about this?

[near cedar]

Tf

[tired narwhal]

She really deserve a break

[near cedar]

The Ring?

[dusty kindle]

I am watching xfort's chapter 99 video and he deadass called Sadako "Jesus from Steel Ball Run"

[minor ore]

Kakyoin

[hollow hornet]

kakyoin

[near cedar]

Xforts is spoopid

[tired narwhal]

Kakyoin

[dusty kindle]

Sadako is the girl from The Ring

[near cedar]

Every time somebody here brought up a good vid of his it was always shit

[minor ore]

Omfg Xfort is a shitty JoJo YouTuber lmao. Dude just read shit from stupid scripts and there’s always at least a 1 false info

Hamon Beat is good imo

[tired narwhal]

Now i wonder, if Jesus from the original universe was also a stand user

[minor ore]

Who knows

Maybe

[dusty kindle]

Jesus in real life is a stand user

[minor ore]

Amen

[tired narwhal]

No talk of youtubers in this Temple of Joshu

[near cedar]

Hamon Beat's YouTube content pretty good

Debunking Araki forgot for the win

[dusty kindle]

Yo Mama makes good content

[tired narwhal]

Daily remember he is racist

[dusty kindle]

subscribe to Yo Mama

[inland oyster]

Hamon Beat stretches some of his explanations but he’s a quality creator

[burnt quiver]

lol fuck hamon beat

[inland oyster]

His politics I’m not a fan of yeah

[tired narwhal]

To think Yo mama still exist and well

[burnt quiver]

Xforts is fine though

Like no shit he reads from a script pretty much all you tubers do that

and he’s allowed to get things wrong, he’s a fan just like anyone else

[tired narwhal]

Whats the worst jojotuber in your opinion?

[inland oyster]

Shuck

[burnt quiver]

that’s why it’s a reaction and a review, he’s not writing an encyclopedia article

[near cedar]

Whats the worst jojotuber in your opinion?
@tired narwhal Shuck

[dusty kindle]

There is no good jojotuber

[burnt quiver]

shuck def

[dusty kindle]

there is no good youtuber

[near cedar]

Doxxing people over a difference of opinion

[inland oyster]

Shuck is if you had an edgy redditor become a Jojo YTer

[burnt quiver]

shuck is simply not funny

[tired narwhal]

Doxxing people over a difference of opinion
@near cedar wait,he did that?

[near cedar]

Yes

[tired narwhal]

Wtf, why

[inland oyster]

Because he’s petty

His SO video also isn’t good

[minor ore]

This is messed up

No wonder God says nope

[inland oyster]

Felt more like him writing a fan fiction than properly addressing the issues

[burnt quiver]

Bro Read The Chapter In Its Entirety

[lost slate]

shuck is pretty bad, yeah

[dusty kindle]

bruh didn't he kill himself for his family?

iirc he got the rock disease in the end

[inland oyster]

Yes he sacrifices himself

[burnt quiver]

y’all he’s clearly still reading it

like. very obviously still reading it. i’d delete those

[minor ore]

Wait me?

[burnt quiver]

are u not?

[minor ore]

I finished part 7.....

[near cedar]

Basically for full context Shuck made a vid called diving into Stone Ocean, and his points on why it's bad and how it could be better if i remember correctly his points were a a load of balls, cuz i'm pretty sure he basically just got things wrong like thinking that the Green Baby was supposed to reincarnate DIO and other things he missunderstood, then somebody on reddit i believe or Youtube comments not sure corrected the things he said wrong, now from my understanding i think the person who did it was one of his fans, well then Shuck responded by doxxing him @tired narwhal

[minor ore]

8 is hard to read

Due to Johnny and stuff

[tired narwhal]

Holu shit

[mystic pier]

sounds like a good person

[minor ore]

Is there any proof of the doxxing

[mystic pier]

I never watched anyone talk about jojo on youtube

only meme videos

and anime clips

[tired narwhal]

Just because of a shitty video

[near cedar]

Shuck is mostly meme vids

[burnt quiver]

jojo memes are 80% of the time brutally unfunny

[minor ore]

Nah

[tired narwhal]

And that was a shitty video

[minor ore]

More like 30%

[dusty kindle]

I tried to look for anything related to the doxing and I got a Chronotrigger let's play

[minor ore]

[dusty kindle]

thanks google

[minor ore]

Btw, that’s messed up Johnny

[mystic pier]

i like fan openings for the manga parts and the clips from the game where gyro and johnny talk/sing

[burnt quiver]

https://youtu.be/SZLsZmafDYU this video convinced me that jojo memes need to stop

[minor ore]

Imagine if that disease went to some Zeppeli fam member

[burnt quiver]

it’s literally not funny

[tired narwhal]

Jojo comunitty has a single shared neuron that only laughs at the same 5 jokes

[minor ore]

[burnt quiver]

lily oh my god read the rest of the chapter

[minor ore]

Jojo comunitty has a single shared neuron that only laughs at the same 5 jokes
@tired narwhal ur included

[tired narwhal]

Yes

[mystic pier]

which 5?

[near cedar]

thanks google
@dusty kindle don't you just love googling something and then Google gives you something 100% unrelated

[dusty kindle]

yes

[minor ore]

Ain’t that Bing?

[dusty kindle]

all the time

[minor ore]

And not Google?

[upper knoll]

dw! with stone ocean anime it will be 7 jokes!

[dusty kindle]

happens all the damn time

[minor ore]

Stone Ocean memes are just im horny

[tired narwhal]

Jotaro dolphin, kakyoin milf hunter, pucci gay, oi josuke

[kind chasm]

almost all jojo memes are unfunny tbh

[dusty kindle]

Jojo fans whe n they see a girl

[upper knoll]

im horny and ive reset the world

lets go

[burnt quiver]

• jotaro likes dolphins
• kono dio da
• za warudo
• milf hunter
• oi josuke

[kind chasm]

kono dio da kinda died

[burnt quiver]

those are the five

[faint gust]

you forgot
-character dies by having a hole in their chest
-dogs die

[mystic pier]

kono dio da kinda died
@kind chasm never

[near cedar]

Dogs die is a fact

[dusty kindle]

thats just true

[young meteor]

lets go
@upper knoll lets fucking goooo

[near cedar]

Character dying to donuts is also a fact

[burnt quiver]

isn’t there like

only two characters that go out like that lol

iirc

[tired narwhal]

Araki forgot, what a shitty joke

[dusty kindle]

Kakoyin

Tomoko

Bruno

[burnt quiver]

yeah kakyoin and bruno

[upper knoll]

Tomoko lived!

Koichi too

[near cedar]

Araki forgot, what a shitty joke
A shitty joke that got turned into a shitty thing

[burnt quiver]

tomoki lived, koichi lived

[near cedar]

That some believe

[kind chasm]

yeah

[kind owl]

@kind chasm, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 11 !

[upper knoll]

Abbacchio didnt tho :/

[dusty kindle]

oh yea him too

[near cedar]

Weather

[burnt quiver]

oh you’re right

[upper knoll]

wait nvm its good that he died

[near cedar]

Anasui

[upper knoll]

I take my :/ back

[near cedar]

They got donuts

I think

[mystic pier]

abbaccio

[dusty kindle]

alot of people died via donut

[near cedar]

Not sure about Weather actually

[kind chasm]

🍩

[dusty kindle]

some even lived

[mystic pier]

weather died by jolyne being stupid

[tired narwhal]

Why didnt Jotaro used Star finger to destroy Love train and kill Valentine? Araki forgot

Hey

[burnt quiver]

jolyne wasn’t being stupid imo

[kind chasm]

lmai

[tired narwhal]

Thats was fault of Versace

[lost slate]

yeah, pucci almost died

[upper knoll]

Didnt Weather bleed out? I dont remember either

[near cedar]

weather died by jolyne being stupid
what

How

[kind chasm]

Everyone says Star Finger and Vampiric Abilities are araki forgot

[tired narwhal]

Versace was driving the car,but he was semi snail

[kind chasm]

but tell me a time they would be good

[mystic pier]

weather would have killed pucci but jolyne decided to run him over

[faint gust]

why didn't Star Platinum use Star Finger to bring Gyro back to life

[burnt quiver]

jolyne’s mistake was due to some shit out of her control

[kind chasm]

Ikrrr

smh my head

[mystic pier]

no it's because she's big dumb dumb

[faint gust]

Star Platinum does so much asspull for all we know he probably can do that

[kind chasm]

DIO should have used his vampiric abilities to beat love train

[near cedar]

Vampiric abilities of DIO are useless during Jotaro vs DIO because DIO couldn't touch Jotaro the whole time

[kind chasm]

yes

[near cedar]

So no freeze

[burnt quiver]

why didn’t star platinum just suck up the water like he did that one time with air for some reason

[dusty kindle]

Why didn't Joshu use Hamon on Pucci? Araki also be forgetting

[near cedar]

And he needs blood/energy so he can't use lasers

[kind chasm]

lmao

[faint gust]

better question
why didn't Dio use his KILLING ABILITIES as opposed to LAUGHING AT JOTARO AND WASTING HIS STOPPED TIME ABILITIES

[near cedar]

When

[burnt quiver]

talking is a free action ™️

[mystic pier]

because dio is a meme

[near cedar]

He was near him once

[burnt quiver]

that’s not even true eriksonn lmfao

[near cedar]

And that once he was shocked by Jotaro twitching

[kind chasm]

he saw that jotaro can move

and was shocked

yea

[burnt quiver]

he got in multiple direct hits on jotaro throughout the fight

[near cedar]

That's the world being near

[tired narwhal]

Dio is drama queen,of course he will talk for like 10 minutes in stopped time

[near cedar]

Not DIO

[burnt quiver]

the world is a short range stand

[mystic pier]

he was near when jotaro was using his main character powers to live with his heart stopped

[burnt quiver]

dio has to be near

[near cedar]

DIO being close enough to touch Jotaro happens twice, the first time he is spooked cuz Jotaro can move in stopped time the second time he gets donuted

[kind chasm]

DIO has the vampiric abilities

not the stand

[near cedar]

He is near but he isn't near enough to touch Jotaro with his fucking hands

Which is the only killing ability he still has availavle

[faint gust]

Also hot take
the way Dio gets defeated by Jotaro isn't half bad

[burnt quiver]

it’s a bit silly but it was fun

i don’t mind it

[faint gust]

like yeah, if Dio himself got hurt he could regenerate
and getting killed by the sun was probably too predictable

but when the stand is dead the user is dead

[near cedar]

Also hot take
the way Dio gets defeated by Jotaro isn't half bad
Not a hot take, i agree

[tired narwhal]

Not a hot take i feel

[near cedar]

And he kicked with the wrong leg

[burnt quiver]

it’s nowhere near the defeats of Kira, Pucci & Valentine though

[near cedar]

DIO might be smart but he is a dumbass xD

When he thinks he's winning

[dusty kindle]

Kira got off easy wym?

[near cedar]

Kira is a ghost now

Can't leave

[faint gust]

Kira's I like a lot because every member of the team is putting effort into it

[burnt quiver]

nah the turn around and him being dragged to hell

it was badass

[faint gust]

Valentine has a lot of tension

[burnt quiver]

and earned

[near cedar]

He's not in hell

[faint gust]

Pucci was unexpected if anything

[near cedar]

He's stuck on earth

As a ghost

Deadman's Questions

[dusty kindle]

at least he got a peaceful life now

[near cedar]

I think it's restless actually

[burnt quiver]

UEUJ isn’t necessarily canon is it? i thought it was a side story

a what if scenario

[near cedar]

DMQ is canon

Idk about the others in UEUJ

[dusty kindle]

what is UEUJ again?

[near cedar]

Under Execution Under Jailbrake

A few shorts written by Araki

It has a Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan among them

[faint gust]

Part 8 Kira spin off when

[inland oyster]

If it’s written by Araki it’s canon

[faint gust]

actually just give me spin offs of every higashikata member in jojolion cause they barely do shit

[near cedar]

If it’s written by Araki it’s canon
That does not mean it is

It can be but it can not be

[burnt quiver]

gorgeous irene is canon???

[minor ore]

Why not

[burnt quiver]

is fly high jolyne canon???

[near cedar]

Nope

[burnt quiver]

i know

[near cedar]

Well shit

[burnt quiver]

it’s impossible for it to be canon

that’s my point

[near cedar]

I wish i could hear emotions in text

Cuz i just realized that's a joke

Lmao

[minor ore]

Y'all realise that anything can be canon in JoJo right

[burnt quiver]

just bc it’s written by araki and it’s jojo related doesn’t inherently make it canon tho

[kind chasm]

[burnt quiver]

that’s not...that’s not true lol

[minor ore]

It is considering there's like a million universes out there

[burnt quiver]

especially in the case of fly high jolyne

[minor ore]

One of them can have fly high jolyne lmao

[near cedar]

There is only a million parallel universes in SBR and JJL

[minor ore]

And the whole diavolo's death stuff

[near cedar]

As long as D4C exists

[minor ore]

Sure that means jolyne can exist lmao

[burnt quiver]

diavolo’s death happens in his own mind

i thought

[minor ore]

Not confirmed

[near cedar]

We won't ever know

[minor ore]

For all we know he dies infinitely so

[near cedar]

He does

[minor ore]

Mpreg Bruno is canon

[near cedar]

But we don't know if he's dying in his mind, dying all over the world, dying in a pocket dimension

[faint gust]

Dahtee didz dan durtuh chip
it can make everything canon

[minor ore]

Yeah

WekaMagen is canon yayayayaya

[near cedar]

Parallel universe

Not alternate ones

[minor ore]

What

[faint gust]

you can also always say Diavolo died in the universe in question and so it's canon

[minor ore]

No??

[near cedar]

Because we see D4C only go to universes that parallel it's own

[minor ore]

What about alternative world Diego lmao

[near cedar]

With slight changes

As i said slight changes

That's still Diego

Not DIO

[minor ore]

That's his name its a whole nother alternative universe

[faint gust]

I am curious what other different stand abilities must have been in those parallel universes

motherfucking Johnny with Bad Company

[near cedar]

Lice don't give me brain rot like that dingus who doesn't know what is the difference between parallel and alternate universe

[minor ore]

I mean

What's the name of the other Diego?

[near cedar]

To your original universe, a parallel universe would look the exact same most of the time, except one thing has changed, it could be anything, it could be that a someone flipped a penny in a different way, or it could be as big as having a different president
An alternate universe is a completely different universe that has no correlation to your own

[minor ore]

What's the name of the other diego

[near cedar]

Diego

Both are Diego

Same guy

[kind chasm]

just different stand

[near cedar]

Just happened to get a different stand

[minor ore]

What's his canon name like in the wiki

What is he called

[kind chasm]

Diego brando from another universe

[near cedar]

Di fucking ego

[minor ore]

There's something before Diego

Omfg

THATS THE ANSWERRRRR

[kind chasm]

ok

[minor ore]

Lemme look it up for u erik

[kind chasm]

Diego brando from another universe is the one with the world in the wiki iirc

or world idk

But they both are

[minor ore]

Another world

[kind chasm]

diegi brando

yeah

[minor ore]

Plot hole

[limber yarrow]

why does people in part 8 feel buffer than most parts combined

[lost slate]

because the proportions of earlier parts are really unrealistic

[minor ore]

[mint gyro]

Yeah, JJL is a more realistic kind of buff.

[white beacon]

Because Gappy, despite having a punch stand, physically beats the shit out of people

[mint gyro]

Maybe it gets the message across better?

[white beacon]

It's like rivers psychology, ya know? We're so accustomed to seeing stands do the fighting that we start to think the users aint all that buff, but in jjl, alota stands take a backseat support role so the users do shit themselves like a true dps, so you would think "oh shit he must be buff as fuck to not use his stand to beat someone up"

[mint gyro]

Yeah. Josuke’s been using S&W more for the bubbles than its fighting prowess.

[frozen violet]

I'm really confused rn

Do people genuinely like joshuu

Or are they trolling

Because I honestly want to beat the guy's face in everytime he appears

[minor ore]

i like joshu

[tacit crest]

Bruh

[minor ore]

imagine not know how joshu

[tacit crest]

Hater hater

[minor ore]

AY BRO WHO HATING ON JOSHU

taste is subjective

[obsidian jacinth]

joshu haters are all cringe

[tacit crest]

JOSHU IS JESUS

[minor ore]

I dislike joshu

cum

i smell joshuphobe

[obsidian jacinth]

You're cringe 😔

[minor ore]

k

We all know Speedwagon reign above all

UR BANNED FROM HUMAN RIGHTS

[frozen violet]

See this is what I mean

[minor ore]

josh

don't matter honestly

We all know Speedwagon reign above all
@minor ore BAD MEME

we love joshu

I prefer others

[frozen violet]

I'm asking a genuine question and getting memes

[loud lintel]

Wtf speedwagon stans still exist!

[minor ore]

SPEEDWAGOM MASTER

@frozen violet you cant escape

JOSHU BEST JOJO

[obsidian jacinth]

speedwagon? spits

[minor ore]

😎

[inland oyster]

Go away this isn’t jojokes

[minor ore]

eat fart ftr

o

[tacit crest]

What

[inland oyster]

Power

[obsidian jacinth]

the power

[old marlin]

Can yall not

[frozen violet]

They gone

[loud lintel]

Daamn

[minor ore]

cum

He just used Requiem

[tacit crest]

What

[minor ore]

oh well lmao

guys stop hes powering up

[obsidian jacinth]

time rewind

[tacit crest]

Spw not allowed here snh

[loud lintel]

Good

[inland oyster]

Go back to jojokes

[obsidian jacinth]

Yeah going back to jojokes

[minor ore]

Power
@inland oyster power

[frozen violet]

Fuck off back to jojokes

[minor ore]

Power is a good song

🎺

you type like a massive fucking fart bubble JustASmallFry

[frozen violet]

Fuck off back to jojokes

[inland oyster]

Please go away

[minor ore]

no

joshu still best

[inland oyster]

Y’all not funny. Y’all obnoxious

[tacit crest]

Who

[minor ore]

Speedwagon is god

[tacit crest]

Yes

[minor ore]

cumm

[frozen violet]

Immatureeee

[minor ore]

Y’all not funny. Y’all obnoxious
@inland oyster ok chief of comedy

[frozen violet]

12 year oldddd

[inland oyster]

Yes

[minor ore]

@tacit crest wanna team up and post almost every single wekamagen doujin panel

[tacit crest]

YES

[obsidian jacinth]

WOAH

[minor ore]

Let's do it

[tacit crest]

in what chanel

[minor ore]

I fear

Jojokes

Bruh i hope shit goes down in chapter 💯

[tacit crest]

Lets go

[minor ore]

kono powah

[loud lintel]

Epic😳

[obsidian jacinth]

we gettin banned soon

[frozen violet]

They honestly doing any % ban speedrun

[tacit crest]

My crying mista emoji
Imma miss it

[frozen violet]

I hope you succeed in getting banned

[tacit crest]

Could you dont

[obsidian jacinth]

[loud lintel]

[minor ore]

I hope you succeed in getting banned
@frozen violet wtf

[obsidian jacinth]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/bvumkZZi9jaE06-9yx6oAaEaTxjxCYZwTqTHxr1Y9aw/%3Fv%3D1/https/cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/592185692407463936.png

[old marlin]

Yall wanna get banned?

[minor ore]

look at the power of> They honestly doing any % ban speedrun
@frozen violet pressed

[tacit crest]

TY DEATHLY

[obsidian jacinth]

Yw gamer

[old marlin]

Sad shit

[limber yarrow]

i mean

joshu is annoying

just like shigechi

but people will miss him if he dies

[minor ore]

yeah

I don't like his attitude

[limber yarrow]

i hope he actually develops next chapter

[hard meteor]

him saving yasuho back at the house and now with the rokaka is a good sign his characters building

[limber yarrow]

yeah i think on milagro man arc the story tells us that joshu is pretty greedy
just like shigechi

lol the ending of milagro man ended with him giving the money back to its original owner

[mint gyro]

Haha, Tooru might body him next chapter if Joshu’s actually alt Shigechi

[hard meteor]

nah hes fine in the flashforward

[limber yarrow]

guys here's a theory

shigechi is og universe's rock human

[hard meteor]

either they dont fight or its hilariously one sided on joshus end

[lost slate]

7 days till the Harvest of the New JoJolion...

[limber yarrow]

idk it feels pretty tragic when jobin did something to his dad

[lost slate]

Yeah, that was really sad even though I saw it coming

[inland oyster]

No filter.
I actually like Joshu

[hybrid pawn]

Why?

[hard meteor]

same

ever since milagro man

[inland oyster]

He’s just fun to watch. It’s fun to know he’s a complete douche bag and seeing him grow as a person is entertaining.

[lost slate]

joshu isn't just a one-note character

he's actually a relatable asshole who has a surprising amount of character development

[hard meteor]

yeah its nice to see him grow more around the family and try to help the people around him

[inland oyster]

Milargo man was a fun filler chapter

I like it

[limber yarrow]

but i wonder what will happen next, i hope the next chapter tells us what will happen to the family

[lost slate]

he goes from "you were with my yasuho-chan, i'll kill you then kill myself" to "i hate you but i'll help you anyways" to "i am absolutely terrified, but i'll save you, yasuho"

which is just

[limber yarrow]

earlier on we see the family doing normal things except for fruit dad

i think it's probably california king bed or something

[simple kraken]

yep

[frozen charm]

Daiya actually evolves her stand into California king crimson

Yo what's what's with da slow mode

[white beacon]

Because the mods realized that this part is still updating, there's now permanent slowmode because:
Every month there will be a large influx of discussion the week before and after the chapter drops
There's a large amount of activity in this channel alone
It's tiring to put up slowmode for the chapter and take it out and so forth

[inland oyster]

It was added when people started spamming jojokes here

[minor ore]

Is Lucy steel still alive ?

[inland oyster]

No

[minor ore]

Damn...that’s the right answer but I don’t want to hear it

[white beacon]

Oh was it??? I'm not a degen so I clock out when there's jojoke spam but I remember telling a mod to add slowmode cuz yall were wildin bout new chap

[minor ore]

Is Pocoloco still alive?

[inland oyster]

Yes I was the one who @ ed a mod to stop the spam

All SBR characters are dead

[minor ore]

Bruh why u gotta tell me the truth

I refuse to believe Lucy Steel is dead. I refuse to believe Pocoloco is dead. I refuse to believe Avdol is dead

[winter ridge]

old

[upper knoll]

sorry bro they died of old age :/

[winter ridge]

(at best)

pocoloco probably had a long life, although the fortune teller did say his luck would only be for a few months

[upper knoll]

nah theyre 100% dead
Lucy would be what, 135 years old?

[winter ridge]

oh yeah definitely

[minor ore]

Fuck man...makes me think about our generation...

[upper knoll]

Same situation our generation wil also be dead at 135 years old

[minor ore]

Forgotten

That’s scary ngl

[inland oyster]

You guys have the chance to fix the problems our ancestors started. Don’t put yourself down

[mystic pier]

not necessarily

although naturally sure

[inland oyster]

The leaders of tomorrow as I like to think

[upper knoll]

We live in more tech-advanced times so the memories and proof of older generation could be still stored for years to come

Especially with internet existing

[mystic pier]

well lucy should be dead

[minor ore]

And then we’re either ending up as piles of bones or ashes...sheez...

[mystic pier]

but if you really want to believe she's alive you can speculate anything you want considering this is jojo

[minor ore]

Nah she’s def dead

[inland oyster]

The corpse parts made her immortal

[upper knoll]

uh oh!

[minor ore]

Lol, if Jesus can’t even live forever, what chance do Lucy have

[mystic pier]

maybe she put the mask on

[minor ore]

...

[hard meteor]

[winter ridge]

she found magenta at the bottom of the river and joined him

so thye both are immortal yay

[paper quail]

is 100 out?

[inland oyster]

No

[paper quail]

F

the fuck did I get pinged for then

Ping me and you will awaken the JOJO LION

[brave parcel]

a

[thorn marlin]

Is Born This Way supposed to be a reference to Lady Gaga or Aerosmith

[hard meteor]

lady gaga

originally its name was "going underground"

[minor ore]

yes it's a reference to lady gaga

Listen to her new album Chromatica teehee

[zenith tangle]

BP in your area

[deep jasper]

lol this channel got slowmode

[zenith tangle]

It's my stand

[languid lagoon]

Why tho

[deep jasper]

from what i see, to minimize the the clutter from the discussions of a new chapter, and it's alot more convenient to always have it on as opposed to having to take it off

[white beacon]

From what I hear, it was cuz some funi people were spamming jojokes here and stuff

But I do appreciate the slowmodr either way

[grizzled pilot]

this channel just gets kimda nuts sometimes

lol

[ebon rampart]

Ive only seen it go crazy during the chapter release sessions

[white beacon]

Chapter sessions mannn, they go so hard for quite a few days

[ebon rampart]

lol ye

[cinder fern]

when does chapter happen?

a week?

[ebon rampart]

Every month

Specifically during the 18/19th depending on where you live

[cinder fern]

ahhh ok

[frozen charm]

Every second a new one comes out

We're on chapters 1020237

[heavy ledge]

i had a bad feelign about the next chapter im too anxious im going to die help

[cinder fern]

what if Josuke dies

[faint gust]

that'd be the second time ever a main JoJo dies in their own part

[kind owl]

@faint gust, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 17 !

[cinder fern]

third time

Jonathan

[faint gust]

oh yeah Jolyne I guess

I never counted it just cause by the end she "lives" anyway

[hard meteor]

jolyne(technically),Jonathan,johnny

[faint gust]

when does Johnny die in part 7

[kind chasm]

johnny lives his own part

[cinder fern]

johnny dies part 8

[hard meteor]

oh wait im thinking of 8

[kind chasm]

he dies in 1901 and sbr is in 1890-1891

ohok

[hard meteor]

its just jolyne and Jonathan my bad

[cinder fern]

tbf Johnny is a road in part 8

[faint gust]

regarding Gappy I feel like him dying would be kind of lame, unless he at least does cure his mother and dies a happy death

[kind chasm]

👍

why 10 secod slowmode

[faint gust]

to avoid them spammers

[kind chasm]

but this is the only jojo part discussion channel with a slowmode

[faint gust]

wait is it

[kind chasm]

yes, #manga-jojokes and #jojo-overall-discussion has it too , only them i think

[faint gust]

huh

[kind chasm]

phantom blood bt sdc diu etc doesnt have it

[faint gust]

I guess it's for when a new chapter comes out so people don't scroll the chat too fast?

[kind chasm]

oh maybe

[minor ore]

BP in your area
LEGEND SHIT

[analog skiff]

Hamon beat is so fucking elitist about part 8 jfc

[tired narwhal]

Yes

A little too much

[inland oyster]

Show

[minor ore]

Hamon beat is so fucking elitist about part 8 jfc
@analog skiff wym? As in he pushes the Jojolion best part agenda?

[analog skiff]

I mean I agree with it but

He did unironically state that people who don't like JoJolion are almost certainly morons

It's on his Twitter

[minor ore]

I mean...

I don't see the lie

[inland oyster]

No point being a dick about people not liking something

I haven’t seen anyone bring up valid points against the part but I understand if the appeal isn’t there for some people

[lost slate]

i mean, hamon beat kinda sucks

he gave himself the noble goal of 'debunking' araki forgot, but even when araki actually forgot about things, he makes stuff up to try and excuse it

[inland oyster]

He stretches some stuff but he brings up generally valid explanations

[tepid nebula]

Most of his explanations are pretty solid tho

People also make up arguments and stuff or force and project their own logic to make the point that araki is a shitty and forgetful writer

[hard meteor]

and then theres the people that make up shit and claim araki said it without ever actually proving it

[tepid nebula]

^

[simple kraken]

If someone doesn't really like automatic stands they probably won't like part 8

[proper hinge]

Like the big bad has an automatic stand or at least I think he’s the big bad, he probably is.

[simple kraken]

There are some valid criticisms of part 8 but I absolutely hate when people say it "has no direction"

[ebon rampart]

my favourite one is that ‘part 8 has no main villain’

makes me laugh everytime

[hard meteor]

hate that one with a passion

"antagonists? NO! wheres my big bad guy i can root for"

[inland oyster]

“Jojolion hasn’t gotten back to this character in 10 chapters. Why does Araki forget so much?”

Exception being Kyo who I’m 99% sure isn’t that important anymore

[simple kraken]

I'm sticking with the belief that araki's definitely done something with kyo

[inland oyster]

I’m excited for whatever’s in store for Kaato

[simple kraken]

kaato and kyo are definitely connected

[hard meteor]

kyos legitimate issue,but stuff like the wall eyes being forgotten somehow and the rokakaka where stupid

[inland oyster]

Wall eyes weren’t forgotten and are being properly explained from what I’m seeing

The baby in the newspaper and the mystery man from Josuke’s flashback are still possibly on the table

[simple kraken]

mystery man might be damo early design

Baby is probably important

and walleyes are pretty easy to explain

[inland oyster]

I’m confident mystery man is Kira

[hard meteor]

im not

[inland oyster]

Like an early design

[hard meteor]

kira was formerly introduced 2 chapters after the mystery man

and the two look too drastically different to be the same

[inland oyster]

Long hair/blank menacing face

Kinda?

[hard meteor]

Eh

[inland oyster]

This was very early in Jojolion so it might be a scrapped design of some other character

[hard meteor]

if its a redesign its a drastic one,flahsback dude was in chapter 4 old kira was in chapter 6

[simple kraken]

anasui

[inland oyster]

!

Wall eyes came as a result of Johnny’s corpse since he’s a saint.
Baby might not be important

[simple kraken]

I think it is

[inland oyster]

I think the point of that was to establish how weird everything regarding Johnny’s death was

[simple kraken]

It seemed way too deliberate to be forgotten about

[inland oyster]

Mmm maybe

[hard meteor]

im conviced its either johnnys corpse or leftover jesus power

[simple kraken]

it's Johnny's corpse probably

also was the head doctor the cause of Johnny's death

idk how it'd work out

[hard meteor]

most likely not

[simple kraken]

but rai's dad was killed by the calamity right

[hard meteor]

theres a panel before johnny dies where he touches leaves and it creates the leaf stand on shakedown road

and immediately after hes crushed with a rock

rais dad was defiantly the calamity but rn johnnys death looks more like the leaf stand

[simple kraken]

What does the leaf stand do again

Doesn't it make the person run into things

[hard meteor]

it basically moves you really fast to crash in to something or it brings objects really fast to you

[inland oyster]

So yeah. Tooru/HD definitely aren’t the main villains if there’s much more stuff to uncover yet

[simple kraken]

fumi's birthmark was a mistake

[inland oyster]

Wdym

[hard meteor]

i dont think so

[simple kraken]

nah it definitely was

araki was probably going for "joestar in blood fused with joestar in name"

[grizzled pilot]

well until there's official word one way or another, it's a mystery

the joestar birthmark is a huge mistake if that's the case

[simple kraken]

it was in that one panel though right

[grizzled pilot]

araki is mostly very good at keeping the joestar family details straight

lisa lisa oversight in that one bit of official BT art some 30+ years after aside

if it was a mistake id say thats probably the biggest fuckup in jojo history

[hard meteor]

the birthmark wasn't consistently shown on kira either so it could just be theyre not drawn frequently

[simple kraken]

If the anime ever happens fumi will probably have a joestar birthmark the entire time or none of the time

[inland oyster]

If it was a mistake I’m certain Araki would’ve explained it by now

[simple kraken]

when does araki explain mistakes

[inland oyster]

Explain it as in address

[grizzled pilot]

when the volume release comes out

[simple kraken]

Oh

[inland oyster]

“Oh lol sorry my bad. Birthmark wasn’t meant to be there.”

[grizzled pilot]

which, it didnt happen

[simple kraken]

Makes sense

Idk then

[grizzled pilot]

so to keep saying it's a mistake is a pretty big claim

[simple kraken]

It doesn't really alter the plot in any way though which is good if it was a mistake

[grizzled pilot]

so far 🔍

[inland oyster]

I think all the mysteries regarding the rock humans are gonna get cleared up soon and the focus will shift back to the Higashikata’s

[simple kraken]

yep

The narrative is split rn so stuff advances a bit slower

[inland oyster]

I’m getting Kaato antagonist vibes. My theory is that she’s gonna take advantage of Josuke/Kyo/Holly in some way

[simple kraken]

I hope that this doesn't go too off the rails

Idk how well introducing a new plot device/character would work

[near cedar]

It'll feel weird if Tooru ain't mv

Cuz then ah yes you thought this was main villain but not really #2

Cuz I thought Damo was gonna be main villain at first

[vocal mason]

I always thought that it was Jobin

[near cedar]

I thought Jobin

Till Tooru

Why is there a ten second slow mode here all of a sudden

[proper hinge]

I thought Tooru was the main Villian as soon as they ran into the boy or something on the bed in the hospital.

[near cedar]

I was like no can't be Tooru he's not here enough

[inland oyster]

Slowmode is here cuz jojokes tried raiding

[near cedar]

Shows up a shit tone during the next chapter, ah yes the main villain

[limber yarrow]

It'll feel weird if Tooru ain't mv
@near cedar there are mysteries that still haven't solved

what if haato was the main villain

or caato and tooru are just involved with rokakaka operation

the story is pretty unpredictable

[minor ore]

You're taking about Caato, not Hato, right?

[willow crystal]

I think he is they both have very similar names and its easy to get confused about them

I would like the Jojolion Role how do I pin someone?

[lost slate]

ping a mod

[willow crystal]

How?

Dogsuke

[proper hinge]

Epic.

[willow crystal]

How do I ping a mod?

HELP?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

[lost slate]

@short stag this man would like the based jjl role

[willow crystal]

Okay thank your WinterMelon very cool

https://tenor.com/view/tooru-the-wonder-of-you-jojolion-gif-17297987

Funny Tooru Dance

[short stag]

yup

done

[willow crystal]

Thank you

[kind owl]

@willow crystal, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[short stag]

[willow crystal]

DANGANROPNA

[drifting plover]

tooru tooru tooru tooru tooru tooru tooru tooru tooru da da da

tunuk but tooru

[minor ore]

@short stag Can I have one of those cool and based jojolion roles sir please

[short stag]

[minor ore]

Tanks

*thanks

[dreamy zealot]

@short stag I would also like jojolion role please

[short stag]

[proper hinge]

What are roles?

[limber yarrow]

You're taking about Caato, not Hato, right?
@minor ore mb yeah i'm referring to caato

their names are confusing

@short stag can i also get the role

[short stag]

[loud lintel]

Day 6 of saying fuck Tooru until Joshu kicks his ass

[minor ore]

Thanks for the reminder

Day 83 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

[limber yarrow]

damn jobin almost dies in a can of hairspray

just like joseph almost dying to an escalator

[minor ore]

Lo

L

You're welcome

[dusty kindle]

First time in Jojolion chat in which I know what the hell we are talking about

[minor ore]

😳 🇳 🇺 🇧

Day 1 of waiting for Kyo comeback

[proper hinge]

Day 1 of waiting for Kyo and Katto to come back.

And that one girl with love love deluxe.

Karera sakunami.

[supple totem]

Why is slowmode on???

I see why you should turn slowmode on when a new chap drobs

But its been almost a month since the last chaps release

[mystic pier]

mih

[minor ore]

I think some people raided the channel with jojokes

[dusty kindle]

Kyo is gone

[minor ore]

What raid

[loud lintel]

Nah that's not what happened

[minor ore]

What happened then

[loud lintel]

Someone asked if people genuinely like joshu and everyone went berserk

And started spamming joshu memes

[minor ore]

Oh

[faint gust]

DON'T FUCK WITH US JOSHU FANS

WE ACT LIKE HIM

[minor ore]

DONT FUCK WITH US JOSHU FANS

PEOPLE HATE US

Cool ig

[dusty kindle]

Drake and Joshu

[minor ore]

The best gay couple

Drake and Joshu

[dusty kindle]

Drake as in the rapper

[minor ore]

They're both dicks

Oh well nothing changes

[dusty kindle]

I hate that I cant finish Jojolion like right now

shit is bonkers rn

[minor ore]

Yeah

Just wish it to be over

[dusty kindle]

bruh it will go on for 10 more years

[white beacon]

End Of Evanjolion

[dusty kindle]

[minor ore]

Showoff

[dusty kindle]

end of jojolion leaked

[minor ore]

Pucci fucks up things again

[dusty kindle]

fr when tf is Joshu finna fight Tooru

[minor ore]

I hope they'd give us a nice scene of everyone at the end like they did with p4

[dusty kindle]

it probably wont

like some people will literally die probably

[minor ore]

What if only one minor character dies like DIU

[dusty kindle]

[minor ore]

Nah probably Mamezuku dies also jobin and Joshu

[dusty kindle]

Josuke has brutally murdered several rock humans with no empathy

[minor ore]

Yeah I'm talking about neutral or good characters

But yeah like nobody died in Diu

And it won't be the same with jojolion

We got Mamezuku flashback 😶 time to die

[dusty kindle]

imagine thinking Jojolion will have happy ending like DiU

[minor ore]

I think JoJolion will be the darkest ending

Reminder Part 6 ending is not dark

Its bittersweet

[dusty kindle]

[minor ore]

Josuke pog please

[ebon rampart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/692335355059503134/743009898874536017/image0.png

Joshu chads stay winning

fake

[limber yarrow]

joshu higashikata is a dick

but in a funny way

[dusty kindle]

Jobin conjoined twins

[mystic pier]

Not sure part 8 will have a dark ending tbh

[faint gust]

the darkest I can expect is
Gappy and the whole Higashikata family (except Joshu because Joshu) dies and Gappy's mom lives

[limber yarrow]

what if the whole cast died

including joshu

[mystic pier]

But rokakas are a thing in this part

Norisuke is basically dead atm but he’s gonna be revived soon

Same would happen for anyone else

[faint gust]

I kinda hope Joshu lives regardless of what happens because I somehow find that fitting

[loud lintel]

Same

I'll cry like a baby if joshu dies

[limber yarrow]

wait does the rokakaka revive people

[exotic cobalt]

Nut king call gonna put yasuhos arm back on

[near cedar]

Jobin isn't dead

There was like 1 person who actually bled out in JoJo ever

[minor ore]

Jobin can't die he's the got the power of beetles and being a hot dilf on his side, AAAAAAA

[near cedar]

Jobin will not be the second, + that'd be a wasted character

[upper knoll]

idk about the wasted character part tbh

[near cedar]

And i'm pretty sure Araki won't waste Jobin

[upper knoll]

He was a great character for whole 60 chapters

[minor ore]

He still is a great character wym

[upper knoll]

yeah but if he died now he wouldnt be wasted

[near cedar]

He would

[upper knoll]

Whys the slowmode TEN SECONDS

[minor ore]

Cuz we were angry

[near cedar]

His stand would be wasted to, cuz Jobin is like a badass but he hasn't had a proper fight (that i can remember) and he is the only one other then Josuke and Joshu with a punch ghost, and i doubt we can have a whole part without at least one punch off

[minor ore]

Anyways it would be a waste cuz jobin has a goal to accomplish and then he just gets killed in the middle of doing so lol

[upper knoll]

gyro moment

At least that one finished his objective

[minor ore]

Gyro died at the end of the part soooio

[exotic cobalt]

I'd feel dissatisfied if the whole family dispute where jobin wants to defend the rokakaka from josuke and others is resolved just because he gets killed by some random guy without even putting up a fight

[minor ore]

Same

[near cedar]

Jonbin will be the Diego of the part the rival boi

[noble haven]

Trashbin

Jonbin will be the Diego of the part the rival boi
@near cedar This tbh

[minor ore]

[noble haven]

Jobin is indeed the Diego of the part

[minor ore]

Or maybe kaato

[noble haven]

She hasnt appeared for like 30 chapters

[mystic pier]

there's no diego in this part

he got killed 100 years ago

[near cedar]

Ffs

[noble haven]

We know, we're just saying Jobin is the Diego of the part meaning he is the main rival

[minor ore]

That's not what we meant

[mystic pier]

no

[near cedar]

how no

[mystic pier]

there's no main rival

[minor ore]

Cool ig

[near cedar]

Funny joke

[noble haven]

yikes again with this bullshit someone actually believes jobin is the main villain lol

[near cedar]

Tooru is a villain not a rival

[minor ore]

[noble haven]

i mean if you've read the last few chapters Tooru is pretty much the main villain

[past anvil]

Still waiting for your nitro to end

[noble haven]

?????????

[minor ore]

Nate please stop harassing me smh

[upper knoll]

theyll just get a new one doe

[near cedar]

And he is not a rival for Yasuho lmao, i doubt he has any interest what so ever, considering he is letting her die

[past anvil]

Whatever you say

[noble haven]

you literally dont make any sense

[upper knoll]

their nitro will never end!

[minor ore]

[past anvil]

Noooooooooo

[noble haven]

god damn this slowmode fucking sucks

[minor ore]

JOOE DANCING FOR EVER

[near cedar]

Jobin is a pussy?????? Man fucking slaughtered a dickhead who threatened to murder his son

[past anvil]

That’s it I’m going back to passione

[noble haven]

erik they dont have any arguments lol

[minor ore]

Please come back :(

[noble haven]

see

[near cedar]

How long have they been shitting on Jobin?

[past anvil]

Lmao I just come to this channel every while

[noble haven]

sounds like they got a personal issue with Jobin lol

[minor ore]

Hi again nate

[past anvil]

I should make my nickname Nate in this server too

[minor ore]

Yeah