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#jojolion
minor ore
The fuck is hawkwind
minor ore
Oh
analog skiff
Doremi fasol latido
minor ore
Dame tu cosita
remote heath
No
dapper patrol
Wholesome
minor ore
Stupid trap child
faint gust
whenever I see it written like that I think of the guy from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties saying "I lob you"
analog skiff
So I found this on Reddit and
"The fight with Damo is, in my opinion, one of the best in the series, but it exists jn sort of the same area as Catch the Rainbow where the "fight" itself - the physical confrontation - isnt much to write home about in most respects, but the imagery of the power, the suspense, and the characters make it such a solid and fratifying experience."
Well this basically sums up why I'm not a fan of VitaC and Catch the Rainbow
In particular
analog skiff
Catch the Rainbow was just The Sun but a bit more interesting
I'm gonna make so many people mad lol
minor ore
But a lot more interesting
Fuck are you on about
The sun couldn’t walk on raindrops
Arabia fats didn’t kill mountain tim
analog skiff
I just don't like the "seemingly invincible close range stand" fights that much
lost slate
Catch the Rainbow is based
near cedar
Catch the Rainbow is cool cuz he was so op they could barely fight him
It's like they are level 5 taking on a lvl 20 boss
Current objective: SURVIVE
analog skiff
Hawkwind is a damn good band tbh
Assault and Battery/The Golden Void has to be one of my favourite songs ever
analog skiff
While I like the black and white
Urban Guerilla fight was so unreadable in it
Glad shueisha + coloured team got to it
I think the coloured works best outdoors and vice versa for black and white
lost slate
yeah
analog skiff
Apparently Eye Eye Syaa (the eyedrops) is a reference to Hol Horse saying Aye Aye Sir
When the hell did he say that
white beacon
i don't remember when he says that but i rmember it's either one of his quotes when he performs a super or one of his intro quotes
analog skiff
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6pYzqb_SfOw I really wish this was what Brain Storm was called. Same album, name works just as well, fits the fight well, and this song is way better than brainstorm imo.
Also this song was first released as the b-side to urban guerilla along with its first release so it would fit even more
dapper patrol
I love how this part has so many dick talks
burnt pagoda
I just realized hd scarf has ger patern
analog skiff
How
dapper patrol
Imma call this part the pp part because dick talks everywhere lol
naive inlet
analog skiff
Who wins: or
young meteor
Neither
frozen charm
I like Jojolion
lost slate
I think everyone here does
frozen charm
No
lost slate
I mean everyone in this channel
lost slate
Why
frozen charm
Because
lost slate
because?
analog skiff
Eggward is a massive joker
@lost slate
He's just doing another one of his classic gags
Good old Eggward!
frozen charm
.
heavy ledge
jojolion made me sailorsexual
analog skiff
I disagree.
frozen charm
I too disagree
heavy ledge
it made me not you
winter ridge
when i was still on like part 2, i saw this picture of gappy:
and made a series of weird assumptions:
- he is actually a sailor (not too weird)
- in america
- hes going to be primarily doing boat stuff
- it would have a weird gritty "slimy rusty chipped paint metal" vibe throughout the whole thing
and have a contemplative, uneasy tone
frozen charm
Gapee
heavy ledge
i didnt expect sailor stuff tbh, i knew araki wouldnt make it that obvious(?)
lost slate
The 'contemplative, uneasy tone' is something that they have sometimes
frozen charm
Why does gappy just decide to wear Kira's clothes
lost slate
but yeah, from the art that's shown, you'd expect it a lot more
frozen charm
Like
He has to have more than sailor suits
Does he just pull up to Kira's house and grab himself a fresh sailor fit
heavy ledge
kira doesnt seem to have other outfits than sailor suits, there are 3 of them hanging on the wall
frozen charm
Ok
heavy ledge
he just grabbed one ig but he does have josefumis shirt under the sailor suit\ too
heavy ledge
ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵈᵒᵉˢ "ᵖᵘˡˡ ᵘᵖ ᵗᵒ" ᵐᵉᵃⁿˀ
winter ridge
usually in a car
heavy ledge
well the appartment was a complete mess after that fight w ojiro
white beacon
and he isn't homeless, he's living with the higashikatas
heavy ledge
and i dont think he could just get into the appartment and start living there, i wouldnt like to be alone either if i was just literally born
winter ridge
wait what did he wear when he was going to the sbr hat shop and stuff
i dont remember how he got clothes
white beacon
wasn't it just the sailor clothes?
he wears em when the police came round after his tussle with joshu in the first chapter
heavy ledge
no he had a white shirt and trousers, umm looks like the translation is still the same word
an ambo
heavy ledge
the hat stays on forever
heavy ledge
white beacon
looks like a mugger
dusty kindle
He looks like Josuke
restive mortar
he looks so much like him as if they're the same person or something
analog skiff
Guys here's my epic JoJolion theory, so see there are two urban guerillas here, there is actually a clone of urban Guerilla
Now look at this hawkwind album
Brain Storm and a Requiem?
Urban Guerilla's clone will use his requiem stand to beat up Tooru Jobin Josuke Kaato and even Joshu
minor ore
kind owlBOT
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onyx tangle
Urban Guerilla's twin, Urban Gorillaz
minor ore
Get the cool shoeshine
analog skiff
I find it funny how there's even a Requiem of a random Hawkwind song in the first place as like I didn't edit that image
And the song is normally named just Silver Machine
Wait
Silver Chariot
Guys hawkwind predicted part 5
minor ore
Stand Name : You may think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for, your leopard skin pillbox hat
analog skiff
Is that an actual song name
analog skiff
Jesus
minor ore
Death grips is interesting
minor ore
analog skiff
That thumbnail
minor ore
The music video is him crying for 3 minutes
winter ridge
di fo shi
wai emu tsi echu eru wai efu wai emu bi ai ke wai echu aru eru wai efu wai eru esu pi echu
analog skiff
So much effort
minor ore
Another one of their music videoes is a one take of someone flicking their tongue sped up by alot
languid lagoon
what did i just walk into
minor ore
Death Grips
languid lagoon
neat
naive inlet
neat indeed
minor ore
Yo why yotsuyu's voice kinda sexc 
Anyways uh Stan yotsuyu's voice
Near the end
winter ridge
jesus joshu's voice is deep
tame tide
if only we got jobin voice
dawn pond
kind owlBOT
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dawn pond
analog skiff
This is fucking cursed
grizzled pilot
d4c
winter ridge
what does this say
analog skiff
Also you really see the art differences
ebon rampart
Lmao
analog skiff
Meat yukako
near cedar
Oh no
dawn pond
minor ore
So
minor ore
The wonder of you is the stand of tooru ?
winter ridge
probably?
minor ore
Idk
winter ridge
somehow he is controlled by tooru, and seems like a stand
but we are pretty sure there was a real head doctor
or something
near cedar
Who else's stand would he be
minor ore
somehow he is controlled by tooru, and seems like a stand
@winter ridge yes head doctor is definitely a stand
Just look the cover
winter ridge
yeah but there is something weird about how in the latest chapter, he keeps switching between a real face and the stand face
i think he is a stand "but more"
like there is something special about it
analog skiff
That's probably just an ability imo
Like how yellow temperance can mould to look like someone
minor ore
What about
In the first appearance
Where the HD and the stand appeared at the same time
analog skiff
They were never in the same panel
near cedar
The stand was behind them
minor ore
Not really same panel i mean they were chasing him down the stairs but the stand was above them
analog skiff
And it did move very fast from the higashikata house to the prison to the hospital
So it can probably just teleport about
near cedar
We saw the bastard stand in several places at once
minor ore
I thought the higashikata house events took place at the same time as the hospital
minor ore
The HD in the house is the automatic one that never speaks but the real HD is in the hospital
analog skiff
Nah all are stands imo
minor ore
The hospital HD shows way more human traits
Having a face for one
I'm 100% certain the one that keeps teleporting around is the stand
Man i keep hoping HD is real
Such a badass and intimidating design
And he's the lackey of tooru
What a waste
Genuinely scary villain is just a generic pretty boy's stand
I just remembered when he said he's called wonder of u
He's a stand
Fuck
Had this whole idea of him being a diavolo figure with tooru being his doppio
near cedar
I mean
He could be a stand that is also a person
As in the person's stand is connected to them
frozen charm
Tooru is actually the stand
simple kraken
Tooru is scary though
His appearance? Not so much
But something about him is off putting
frozen charm
Tooru is going to go through a design change
Tooru is killed by joshu but the stand still remains like notorious B.I.G
Joshu unscrews his penis
minor ore
We've never seen an actual "person" stand have we?
Sentient ones sure but they're all dependent on the user
Something about not actually being independent is just so anticlimactic
I can't express just how amazing the visual design for HD is
Especially when he has those massive shoulders
Simply iconic
Tooru's just like...... Skinny guy with afro? Generic face?
HD has a more intimidating presence
faint gust
I wanted Akefu to be the villain itself too
but maybe Tooru will stand out in that sense
minor ore
Tooru is nice... But visually HD looks way better
faint gust
yes
minor ore
Honestly most jojo villains have meh designs
The only good ones are dio 3 and kira, maybe pucci?
The rest are not very good imo
winter ridge
i think pucci, kira, pt 3 dio, and kinda valentine are good
i love pucci's final design with the star hair and triple pony tails
ebon rampart
Ngl diavolo is my least favourite main villain design
faint gust
I like Phantom Blood Dio a lot (I enjoy Stardust Crusaders' too but I just prefer PB)
Kars is cool but only like when he's ultimate
Kira's great imo
Diavolo's alright
Pucci is cool
GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE TO FUNNY VALENTINE THE BEST PRESIDENT THAT THERE EVER WAS
And Akefu would've been cool cause it's a mysterious old man
winter ridge
kars i think is the worst design, hes just
buff man with lots of hair
diavolo is ok, just kinda in the middle.
mint copper
Gappy : i cant rember who i am
near cedar
Honestly most jojo villains have meh designs
Kars, Dio/DIO, Diego, Valentine, Diavolo in a suit, Pucci, Wammu,Esidisi, Straits, Kira
To name a few who look epic
near cedar
And him being entertaining, and looking cool, and his voice actor, and being a person who made a plan to literally rule the world by achieving Heaven
And his stand
minor ore
I only agree with the voice actor statement
minor ore
dio and jotaro are the things that keep the fanbase existing
near cedar
Well that ain't true
minor ore
it is
near cedar
Funny joke
naive inlet
idfk
lost slate
it is a joke
young meteor
drifting saffron
i wonder if the piller men and hamon users exist in the sbr universe
lost slate
rock humans are the pillar man equivalent
winter ridge
who says parts 1-2 suck
like
i know ppl tend to dislike them more than the others
but ive seen very few ppl say they liked the later parts and flat-out disliked the 1-2 maybe 3
minor ore
Parts 1 and 2 aren’t bad they’re just boring compared to everything else
simple kraken
part 2 is usually what gets people into jojo
it was a pretty exciting part
part 3 was good for the second half
burnt quiver
part 1: 4/10
part 2: 7/10
part 3: 6/10, 8/10
part 4: 9/10
part 5: 8/10
part 6: 7/10
part 7: 10/10
part 8: 9/10
young meteor
burnt quiver
also rq
drifting saffron
phantom blood: 5/10
battle tendency: 8/10
stardust crusaders: 6/10
diamond is unbreakable: 9/10
vento aureo: 8/10
stone ocean: 10/10
steel ball run: 10/10
jojolion: 9/10
burnt quiver
did araki abandon the part about kira being a sadist
it seems like he’s entirely abandoned it and most of the early characterization of Kira
burnt quiver
this also doesn’t make sense
“you had finally gotten away” ok so
unless she’s lying
kira was kidnapped for several days, got away, then immediately had the killer queen/ vitamin C arc?
unless that scene in the shop is connected
that might’ve been ojiro actually
okay it was ojiro but this dialogue doesn’t make sense if kira was kidnapped by ojiro prior to this
white beacon
Ojiro acting being kidnapped, escaped, and then acted as kira?
burnt quiver
yeah that’s possible, especially since kira has several duplicate uniforms
although i’m pretty sure ojiro has a canonically different skin tone than kira
damn i know my shit fr
hard meteor
It’s also weird if he was trying to frame Kira by dressing up as him he’d be acting like he was captured by himself
burnt quiver
this part is such a mess lmfao
still second fav part in the series tho
the only other possibility (other than the girl lying) is the kidnapping happening after the bar fight w ojiro
nvm that’s also impossible but cuz the girl claimed kira escaped 3 days prior and there was enough of a gap in time for the rokakaka to grow
so the only window of opportunity would be after kira stole the branch and before the scene on the boat
hard meteor
Tbh i think she was mistaken/lying
burnt quiver
yeah but why was she mistaken/lying tho
hard meteor
Idk that kidnapping doesn’t make a lot of sense in retrospect Kira couldn’t have escaped 3 days prior and ojiro doesn’t make any implications he was there before
burnt quiver
i guess she could’ve been told by ojiro to say that but
i think in the anime they’ll remove a lot of that extra shit
cuz it adds nothing to the story and is in all likelihood retconned
hard meteor
They should def change yotsuyus rant about killing josefumi
And add a couple of scenes where norisuke star warming up to josuke more
burnt quiver
i’m stupid
the sadistic side of kira was false too
i just don’t know how to read
nsfw sorry
whoops
white beacon
He doesn't explain the part where the woman says kira is also kidnapped
But it's safe to assume it was ojiro acting as kira being kidnapped by ojiro acting as kira
minor ore
Day 71 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived
analog skiff
Day 4 of saying Tooru's cool
near cedar
Day [] of saying [] until []
ashen raft
John of the jolion when
minor ore
did we actually saw a lion in Jojolion?
near cedar
No
minor ore
no
heavy ledge
That girl in kiras appartment didnt know kira afaik
Neither she knew ojiro
Ig the pictures were to blame kira in case ojiro gave up waiting and straight murdered the girl
white beacon
dude really waited three days or something for kira
heavy ledge
Didnt he say he rented the appartment above
lost slate
He really hated him
heavy ledge
I would wait 3 days too if someone bullied me to rhe point of eating my fingers
white beacon
maybe... this is.... i hate to say it but..... Okira content 😳 ?
minor ore
Isn't Ojiro the same guy in the beginning of Jojolion?
wait yeah he is
Omg I never realized it
white beacon
the beginning of jojolion? the flashback dude?
as far as i know that guy's still unknwon
minor ore
No the dude who was hiding a women in Kiras appartement and attacked Gappy
lost slate
That and 'jewel baby' still need to be answered
hard meteor
i was really looking forward to jewel baby being tooru 😔
white beacon
oh, yeah zen ojiro's the dude who made a return of the comeback with makorin in the pool
white beacon
simple kraken
The duality of man
minor ore
Is this Discord light mode?
dreamy zealot
yes
minor ore
No words can describe how utterly disgusted I am
grizzled pilot
who cares
minor ore
My left testicle does
ebon rampart
hard meteor
Joshu is jesus confirmed
analog skiff
I think a jesus reincarnation would be more Jesus like
white beacon
If joshu was jesus I'd snap my ankles
hard meteor
Nkc will evolve into love train
ebon rampart
upper knoll
true true
zenith tangle
@white beacon snap your ankles
heavy ledge
I choose to believe
coral cliff
If my theory is correct, and Josuke's stand does inherit traits of Paisley Park and Paper Moon King to evolve into Whitesnake...
Maybe that is why everyone is calm in the flashforward
Because Josuke, for some reason, used Whitesnake to extract everyone's memories
frozen charm
White and wet
ebon rampart
do rock humans think that stone sculptures are real living people
ebon rampart
they’re just resting innit
night moon
heavy ledge
thanks for killing me
near cedar
If my theory is correct, and Josuke's stand does inherit traits of Paisley Park and Paper Moon King to evolve into Whitesnake...
Maybe that is why everyone is calm in the flashforward
Because Josuke, for some reason, used Whitesnake to extract everyone's memories
My God
That theory sucks
lost slate
I don't want to be rude, but it kinda is
Especially because we have another stand that can manipulate memories
tired narwhal
pale sentinel
so question for all the Jojolion people, should i start to read jojolion ive been waiting till it was finished then read it in one go?
simple kraken
start to read it
I'm of the opinion that reading it as new chapters come out is better because there are
a) no spoilers
b) it's fun to try to figure out what's gonna happen next
minor ore
^
pale sentinel
im one of the normies who holds part 7 in high regards does he keep the same quality into part 8?
minor ore
It's a personal taste
what I can I say is that it's JoJo and every part of JoJo is good
winter ridge
i prefer part 8
its got a much more complex story
than any of the other parts, i think
pale sentinel
thats what i loved so much about part 7 it really feels like he perfected his craft
minor ore
My personal opinion
Story is good, fights are probably one of my favorites and each character got a good backstory also I like the main Jojo more than Johnny tbh
pale sentinel
ive heard that gappy is interesting
minor ore
Indeed
dreamy zealot
Gappy is very cool jojo, definitely my favorite
loud lintel
Yeah he is, shame that he is kinda underrated compared to other JoJos
dreamy zealot
I think its because a lot of people havent started part 8 yet
pale sentinel
i think hes only underrated because hes the newest and his part isnt complete. i know a bunch of people who are waiting for it to be over so they can binge read it
loud lintel
I really hope that's the case
pale sentinel
i dont know because i havent read it yet
dreamy zealot
you should start it
kind owlBOT
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dreamy zealot
its weird, but it is very good
loud lintel
Reading jojolion while it's ongoing it's so fun too
pale sentinel
i dont know if i can do month long waits though XD
loud lintel
Yeah, that's a pain lmao
frozen charm
Gappy dies in part 11
pale sentinel
like ive heard for a while its in the "end game"
minor ore
Yeah
minor ore
Thanos is main villain
pale sentinel
i knew it
loud lintel
Low-key, the only one I will mind dead is Joshu
dreamy zealot
tooru deserves to die, not joshu
minor ore
I only want to see gappy and yasuho happy at the end
dreamy zealot
I wouldnt mind if those 2 survived, but I have a feeling that yasuho wont make it out alive
loud lintel
I have a feeling gappy is the one who'll die
minor ore
I don't think she would die now, maybe later (hopefully not)
I have a feeling gappy is the one who'll die
And Josefumi will come back
loud lintel
I mean, araki doesn't hesitate killing the protagonists so you never know👀
minor ore
But gappy needs to make bebe for part 9
pale sentinel
tbh hes really only killed the protagonist once, twice if you consider jolyne dying before being reincarnated
now support cast... well thats a different story
winter ridge
tbh i dont remember much about johnnys character
like, i know he had an intereting backstory
exotic cobalt
dreamy zealot
then he went in the sbr and learned about the spin
heavy ledge
if gappy dies i will kill everyone and then myself
hard meteor
Unless spirit Johnny shows up and teaches him
lost slate
or the saints corpse teaches him
restive mortar
wait so is the earth spinning a jojo reference?
deep jasper
The spin died out faster than Harmon apparently
restive mortar
pretty sure valentine's corpse is still rotating somewhere
simple kraken
spin has to be learned/taught, the closest thing we'll get is the spinning strings that Gappy's bubbles are made of
winter ridge
what if tooru knows spin O_O
stone hawk
so, just a question, how close does JJL look to finishing
pale sentinel
i asked that question hours ago and all i know is "its in the end game"
stone hawk
oh boy
pale sentinel
so that could mean next few months or like next year but from what ive been told it shouldnt last longer than 2022
dreamy zealot
It feels like its gonna end, but I could be wrong
stone hawk
my logic could be entirely flawed, but SBR lasted 95 chapters, so it could be safe to assume JJL is gonna end within 10-20 chapters
pale sentinel
well i mean technically speaking part 4 was 174 chapters
stone hawk
didnt they extend the length of chapters after the series switched to monthly chapter releases
upper knoll
sbr was weekly for like 20 chapters
That would mean half the length compared to the 75 other chapters (excluding the opening chapter which was above standard length)
stone hawk
that didnt answer my question but good to know
didnt they extend the length of chapters after the series switched to monthly chapter releases
this one if you're confused af
minor ore
Part 7 is the longest after part 8 in terms of the amount of pages
simple kraken
jjl ends on chapter 111
Part 9 starts immediately
Araki gets to about halfway through and then has sudden health problems
stone hawk
uh oh
pale sentinel
he works himself too hard
minor ore
Day 72 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived
stone hawk
if that were to actually happen I'm pretty sure they would finish up that part 9 then end jojo
dapper patrol
Heats up time, however that works
minor ore
Fuck if everyone was a stone mask people whatever the fuck they are..
dapper patrol
He’s one of my favourites dammit
minor ore
Imma fucking shoot JoJo
analog skiff
Day 5 of saying Tooru's cool
minor ore
Day 2 of waiting till a lion appears in Jojolion
young meteor
That would never happen!
kind owlBOT
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hard meteor
near cedar
Is DIO in Jojolion?
@minor ore that is a picture of Dio but he is not in JoJolion because he doesn't exist in this story
The only Dio in Steel Ball Run universe is Diego and both of him are dead
minor ore
Diego had a son and his later generation son wants to get revenge by killing the Joestars
near cedar
Lmao
young meteor
Lol
frozen charm
Dio dies
supple totem
Mayby something like that could happend in part 9
naive inlet
KoNO dIo dA
naive inlet
why
minor ore
in jojolion theres a stand called soft and wet i think
white beacon
Yes there is
grizzled pilot
source?
naive inlet
ur mom xd lmao lmao lmao
winter ridge
@minor ore what is your evidence?
i mean a lot of theories get thrown around
u kinda have to justify it
esp with all the crazy stuff in jjl
naive inlet
true, true
winter ridge
nah thats hermit perple
naive inlet
^
minor ore
nah weather report killed pucci by killing him 2020
naive inlet
o
supple totem
what we talking about?
naive inlet
spoiler
faint holly
nah weather report killed pucci by killing him 2020
@minor ore What?? Weather Emporio killed Pucci using his stand weather report. Wes Blumarine or Domenico Pucci got his ass handed to him.
2020??
white beacon
Weather Report the Stand killed pucci because it carries on Weather Report the User's will, emporio was just there so the stand can come out, even then emporio was also subjected to the 100% oxygen levels
past anvil
Gonna leave this here to remind you that vitamin c arc is single handedly better than anything animated so far
white beacon
Those jobbers got taken out by the same guy twice
past anvil
And the first time he was injured too
white beacon
Josefumi barely even used his stand
naive inlet
i havent read part 8 but at this point i dong give a shit
white beacon
After this beatdown they hunted josuke and legit thought "yeah we got our asses handed to us by one dude, but I'm sure we can take out this one other dude who looks just like him"
past anvil
They kinda had him until karera
hard meteor
10/10 beatdown i wish we got more flashbacks of him
past anvil
True
kind owlBOT
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heavy ledge
baby boy so sweet and wild
chilly bobcat
i need more yoshikage/josefumi flashbacks i love them
split trellis
jojolion kinda sucks
astral widget
No that's wrong
daring bear
yeah I hate jojolion
astral widget
fruits in real life 😳
vocal mason
i mean expensive fruit
daring bear
who knew fruits existed irl
heavy ledge
i need more yoshikage/josefumi flashbacks i love them
@chilly bobcat taste
white beacon
Who are these 4 supposed to be
minor ore
people
white beacon
Damn, people refrence in jojo
white beacon
That hand is everywhere, I legit thought you were talking about the dudes because I was thinking "oh shit, I bet this is something not obvious and I veey clearly missed"
The dudes had some degree of familiarity to me too which made me think I saw them before
hard meteor
yasuho hirose
white beacon
Uh, dude, he's asking for Rai
winter ridge
wait when yotsuyu ( i think) says "i killed u between 2 rocksa!!!!" maybe he meant the earthquake
near cedar
Yes
white beacon
He also mentions the earthquake, saying that it saved them
winter ridge
ok good
bc ppl have been saying like "its a beeg plot hole"
i mean the phrasing souds like "i kiled u" not "the rocks killed you" or somthing
but idk
white beacon
He means the faults, which is more or less the earthquake in this context. The "rocks" could just mean a location though
But either way he still didn't do the job
Which is an inconsistency
hard meteor
and he implies kira somehow brought josefumi back to life
white beacon
Which is the opposite of what happend
winter ridge
yeah thats true
although the kira thing could just mean like, he knew an exchange between them happened
like with the rocks, josefumi could have died if he didnt exchagne with kira
hard meteor
his wording doesnt make sense if thats the case
winter ridge
like "if you didnt exchange with the dying kira, i.e., if it wasnt for kira, you would have died"
white beacon
This could be a case of mistranslation though, ww can wait for dogpark's version just to have a second opinion
winter ridge
heh yeah
hard meteor
true dogpark will probably fix it
white beacon
And if it's just as wonky there, then that's the end of that
torpid anvil
@rain drum what chapter are you on?
rain drum
the latest chapter
rain drum
yes
burnt quiver
I hope updated translations will just retcon all of these inconsistencies
even if they aren’t accurate
near cedar
Tusk bypasses love train but love train wasn't active cuz the corpse has shown us it has a different ability every time a new person has the whole corpse
tepid nebula
He shot himself
How is this an inconsistency
@white beacon
He says he killed him because he ripped out Kira’s liver and the other fell in the ground
As far as Damo and Yotsuyu thought they were as good as dead or already dead
Both of them Later fell in the ground*
white beacon
He shot himself
Wait, who did?
And I say it's an incomsistency because from what is shown in the flashback, damo did all the work
Yotsuyu didn't do anything
He didn't even reach kirafumi by the time the earthquake happened
So him saying "I killed you" doesn't connect
Though, I say again, seeing as how dogpark is conducting retranslations this could be a case of a mistranslation so a second opinion might change that
But for now, that's what we can go off of
Yotsuyu saying he killed josefumi and kira being the one who helped him, the flashback showing damo do all the work and yotsuyu never even reaching kirafumi when they fell into the ground
tepid nebula
One dude said Johnny died because he shit the corpse but I’m pretty sure he got George then himself or the other way around
Shot*
While it could be a mistranslation, I think he’s not saying he literally did the deed, but that he basically was part of his murder which he was
Since they never popped back up again and Kira was later found dead they probably thought kira and fumi were as good as dead or just dead
minor ore
Day 3 of waiting till a lion appears in Jojolion
analog skiff
Also like I'm 90% sure Johnny's death was caused by Wonder of U and not the corpse
Although this might be the new "Josuke's Saviour was Josuke"
pale delta
How long ago did Johnny die again
lost slate
He died in the early 1900s
pale delta
huh
so like
how does that tie in with the Wonder Of U theory
maybe its like, a stand formed through ties with the corpse?
like the corpse had this power, and just passed it onto a person
analog skiff
I personally just believe Tooru is really fucking old
And that he more or less was the one who started up the rokakaka project
pale delta
dont rock men shed
analog skiff
With the other rock humans
But Tooru is the one who started it which is why he has relevance
white beacon
Considering the amount of stoners born with tooru, I'd say it's too many despite the land not having been blessed yet
analog skiff
I mean they all woke up at once so just could be that the woman had triplets or smth
But overall I imagine that Rock Humans either take a singular real age or they just age very slowly
Although the singular age makes more sense to me
Visible age*
To clarify
I mean because I don't really see Poor Tom being like hundreds of years older than Tooru yet being led by him
lost slate
rock babies are like the green baby but less dangerous
frozen charm
Red baby.
heavy ledge
Although this might be the new "Josuke's Saviour was Josuke"
@analog skiff it wasnt josuke afaik just someone w same haircut. Koichi was just imagining him like josuke on the fight
I think johnny commited suicide
near cedar
I think what Unpopular JoJolion opinion wanted to say way that the theory of Wonder of U did it and not The Corpse is not correct and because it's not explained weather it was or was not somebody will see that and be like hmmm yes it was defo Wonder of U who killed Johnny thus turning into the new "Josuke saved Joskue" theory
dreamy zealot
Its more of a sacrifice for his family than suicide
near cedar
I.e. a thory with no evidence that some are just gonna believe because reasons
analog skiff
@heavy ledge i know that
that's the point i was making
and also i do belive wonder of u did it for now
near cedar
@analog skiff did i explain my understanding of your point well ? :p
analog skiff
i could just see it becoming like
"araki forgot wonder of u killing johnny"
nah because i do belive wonder of u did it for nopw
but if i'm wrong
i do see it becoming like that
so close enough
heavy ledge
I think what Unpopular JoJolion opinion wanted to say way that the theory of Wonder of U did it and not The Corpse is not correct and because it's not explained weather it was or was not somebody will see that and be like hmmm yes it was defo Wonder of U who killed Johnny thus turning into the new "Josuke saved Joskue" theory
I keep rerading this but i dont get it
kind owlBOT
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hard meteor
yeah..didnt the leaf stand kill him with the rock where does Wou tie in into this
winter ridge
if crazy train was an actual stand it should be a mix of love train and crazy diamond
maybe it turns negative energy into positive energy
analog skiff
@heavy ledge basically people might get so engrossed in the idea of wonder of u killing johnny
they would be confused if that wasn't actually the case and was never intended to be
like how people got engrossed in the idea that josuke's saviour was future josuke
that they got confused when it wasn't the case
winter ridge
or maybe any negative energy is just "reverted to its original state",
wait
thats just GER
nvm
heavy ledge
i always thought that johnny killed himself to avoid others get the same fate as him in case the corpse somehow reflects his curse again but then wonder of u happened, but i may just be high
minor ore
i always thought that johnny killed himself to avoid others get the same fate as him in case the corpse somehow reflects his curse again but then wonder of u happened, but i may just be high
@heavy ledge bruh wtf
heavy ledge
what
heavy ledge
8- When he almost let us see what was under the hat
minor ore
Hair,it’s fucking hair
astral widget
what if it isnt
minor ore
past reef
cinder fern
theres a tiny man under the hat
heavy ledge
we have seen jotaro without the hat
but josuke was born with it its like its sticked to his head idk
minor ore
That’s what everyone used to think about Jotaro before he took off his hat wtf
frozen charm
Big breasted girl
Is the main villian
Her breasts are too big not to be the main villian
winter ridge
who is bbg
drifting plover
Big Bad Guy
winter ridge
no i mean who is the big breasted girl
supple totem
The one with the biggest boobs in jojolion is Kaato i thinko
Idk i dont remember their breast sizes lol
hard meteor
you talking about the girl from shakedown road eggward
lost slate
tf is this conversation
near cedar
Only Rykiel and i got the reference
About Shakedown road girl
That's if that was what eggward was going for
frozen charm
Yes
frozen charm
I was referencing the screenshots pisha sent
near cedar
I forgot those were sent
I just thought for 5 seconds who big breasted girl could be and arrived at the conclusion of "that one shake down rode lady"
coral cliff
Holy shit, I just realized something
The rock disease kills every firstborn of the Higashikata bloodline, right?
Well, Part 7 (and to a lesser degree, Part 8) has a lot of biblical connections
Look at what I found in the bible
This is what the LORD says: "About midnight I will go throughout Egypt. Every firstborn son in Egypt will die, from the firstborn son of Pharaoh, who sits on the throne, to the firstborn of the slave girl, who is at her hand mill, and all the firstborn of the cattle as well. There will be loud wailing throughout Egypt—worse than there has ever been or ever will be again."
- Exodus 11:4-6
lost slate
It might be a bit of a loose connection, but I think it might tie in with the title 'JoJolion', which is about a blessing
coral cliff
It's the final plague of Egypt
Death of the Firstborn
God's ultimate punishment on the Egyptians refusing to allow the hebrews the freedom and liberty they deserved
lost slate
This kinda makes sense, as Araki went to a Christian school at some point
coral cliff
My question is this:
What did Johnny Joestar do that was so egregious in God's eyes as to curse him with the worst possible punishment in the Bible?
lost slate
Oh yeah
I didn't think about that
Well, it's probably not anything during the events of SBR, as the 'Saint' helps Johnny
heavy ledge
Be gay with gyro
coral cliff
God doesn't give a damn about whether you're gay or not
That's just something that the humans who wrote the bible kinda snuck in there
It's in the Old Testament too, which is now considered non-canon by most christians
heavy ledge
Wait the bible has canon and non canon stuff?
coral cliff
Basically, it works like this
heavy ledge
Anyway speaking about curses thr joestar family has the curse too right?
coral cliff
The Old Testament contains a lot of questionable stuff, but the New Testament took all that out and is generally more accepting
That's a gross oversimplification
But I don't wanna go into the bible RN
heavy ledge
idk the bible but someone wrote this to me on my last drawing
Revelation 2:7 says, “He who overcomes, I will give him the fruit of the tree of life in God’s Paradise.”
the drawing is rocky gappy holding the rokaka
there should be more connections or clues in the bible too
coral cliff
This one isn't related to parts 7 and 8, but I think it's pretty interesting
The third angel blew his trumpet, and a great star fell from heaven, blazing like a torch, and it fell on a third of the rivers and on the springs of water. The name of the star is Wormwood. A third of the waters became wormwood, and many died from the water, because it was made bitter.
- Revelations 8:10-11
Hmm, a star that fell from the heavens that poisoned the water and made people who drank the water sick
I wonder if there's anything in JoJo, say, a meteor, that fell from the sky and probably made people sick
heavy ledge
the only natural disaster mentioned there is the earthquake
unless its not just a common earthquake and it was not caused by natural means
coral cliff
No, I just said it isn't related to parts 7 and 8
It's related to parts 1-6
@heavy ledge
heavy ledge
o
winter ridge
its probably that he stole the corpse
lost slate
But he only stole the corpse after his son got sick
winter ridge
i have no idea then
frozen charm
He borrowed it
minor ore
illegally, so he basically stole it
frozen charm
No he just borrowed it
severe rune
hard meteor
government lucy
minor ore
So they just let him waltz into a government facility and steal Jesus like that?
simple kraken
stand
minor ore
What about tusk would allow that
white beacon
Tusk Act 4 can go through walls, Tusk Act 3 can allow Johnny to move inside a moving bullet hole
stone hawk
Tusk Act 4 can chumipeek
minor ore
Werent the pieces put underground sealed away where nobody could get to them at all
white beacon
Tusk Act 4 can go through walls
minor ore
Day 74 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived
near cedar
Werent the pieces put underground sealed away where nobody could get to them at all
@minor ore Valentine counted on the door stopping any stand
He didn't count on Johnny having a stand that let's him go trough walls
minor ore
Yeah he was his own thing
near cedar
Till Lucy xD
minor ore
Oh shit I read that wrong
Mmmmm head moment
I honestly didn’t like the alt Diego arc
I feel the series could have ended right after valentine died
Did valentine ever consider going to a different dimmension where the corpse parts were already found
near cedar
I'm sure he did, and that's how he learned there is only one universe/dimension that has them
young meteor
lost slate
For whatever reason, I decided to get a Traditional Chinese volume of JJL
young meteor
That would be cool
minor ore
Day 4 of waiting till a lion appears in Jojolion
minor ore
No
white beacon
It comes out on the 18th/19th
quartz pawn
nice
frozen thorn
So what's up with people saying they're not gonna be alive to see the next part?
white beacon
Jojolion surpassed it about 4 chapters ago
azure canopy
damn
white beacon
I find it funny someone defended sbr being longer than jojolion just because it currently only has 1 more volume more than jojolion
Even though jjl surpasses in both chapter count and page count
simple kraken
It surpasses page count?
I thought the volume count was basically indicative of page count since the volumes usually have the same amount of pages
Ok yeah it surpasses page count
Just checked more
winter ridge
wait so do yall think this is like the "final fight"? it seems like this is has the same vibes as Love Train
like its going to continue for a while
and then maybe one more extra thing before the end
simple kraken
yeah the wonder of you arc was 11 chapters after it was renamed
Endless calamity might be the wonder of you as well
cinder fern
i feel like jojolion still has a good bit to go
simple kraken
15-20 chapters maybe
ebon rampart
minor ore
[Supple And Moist]
drifting plover
Smooth and Slippery
harsh summit
Jojolion more like never gonna finish
hoary sun
Shhh.... soft... and wet...
simple kraken
I did
Someone said they were just starting part 8 and then that asshole comes in and spoils a super important plot point
near cedar
Piece of shit
kind sphinx
I disagree
Every JoJo villain dies once they act too confident or certain in their victory. Dio, Kars, DIO, Kira, Diavolo, Pucci, Valentine... and now Tooru.
near cedar
Kars never died
kind sphinx
true
near cedar
Also I think that might be more then just the main villains
Rubber Soul got fucked cuz he was like "JOOOOOTARO SENPAIIII I WIIIN"
20 seconds later
NO PLS don't hurt me
kind sphinx
I think this is the final fight. There's a chance we could have a High Voltage situation, but at the very least this is the closest we've gotten to D4C/Love Train.
There's absolutely no one left to have a High Voltage fight, unless the entire Higashikata family fights Josuke for the fruit.
Or he could pull someone out of nowhere. But that feels too pathetic, I don't think he'd do that.
near cedar
Katoo is de mom
near cedar
but let's be honest she won't
Can't know
kind sphinx
Or if she comes back she's gonna die
simple kraken
Jobin will probably be the high voltage equivalent
near cedar
Yes
simple kraken
But better because diego was a completely different character at the end
near cedar
Since he ain't dead
simple kraken
Yep
near cedar
Unlike what some believe
kind sphinx
Jobin's either dead or coming back for a final fight
near cedar
Cuz lez be honest when has a Jojo character ever actually died of blood loss
kind sphinx
But Tooru is absolutely the last true fight. We'll see how it goes next chapter, I feel like we're gonna get a Joshu fight.
Likely a war on two fronts.
simple kraken
Yeah
simple kraken
He's not even trying to hide
hard meteor
joshu or tooru
kind sphinx
Tooru's just there for the fruit
Calamity will lead it to him unless Josuke destroys Wonder of U
I doubt Joshu's going to have a good time
kind sphinx
Joshu won't die, but he's not winning
kind sphinx
No. It implies he doesn't die.
simple kraken
Or it implies that he just doesn't even fight
minor ore
Does anyone know where the shitpost crusaders discord is?
kind owlBOT
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minor ore
simple kraken
brody foxx where is yo mama new jokes
near cedar
But Tooru is absolutely the last true fight.
Implying High Voltage wasn't a true fight
young meteor
@minor ore I'm in that server, want invite?
minor ore
@young meteor sure
proper hinge
The true villain is Joshus haircuts
kind owlBOT
@proper hinge, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !
proper hinge
Is josuke a top or a bottom?
vocal pilot
Maybe vanilla, more leaning towards bottom though kinda
kind owlBOT
@vocal pilot, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 11 !
simple kraken
josuke gets topped by a fucking mattress
heavy ledge
he is too innocent i dont see him as a top
harsh summit
First jojo to treat women with respect
heavy ledge
how about jonathan
but i always think that the goodest bois are also the naughtiest
and viceversa
so kira is def a bottom, trying to look tough on the outside 💔
harsh summit
Jonathan doesn’t count
heavy ledge
y not
winter ridge
(im just wondering does this conversation break the rules since its about sex?)
young meteor
Jojolion itself has some sex content in it so idk...
stone hawk
you got a good point but then again this same topic was done in other channels for other characters
in 3 or 4 other channels i think
maybe even 5
young meteor
Disc channels are mods free (I hope mods won't see this)
stone hawk
4 channels, but they werent talked on that much in them
heavy ledge
its not like we are talking about anything explicit
ive seen people talking about gappy's balls a long time around here
young meteor
We actually can talk about previous parts here.
lost slate
yeah
stone hawk
any part can be talked about here
harsh summit
Shit
lost slate
we can even talk about dolce
heavy ledge
i dont talk about other parts but i just mentioned him because he is the first jojo
lost slate
or jorge joestar
young meteor
So basically this is the 2nd #jojo-overall-discussion
stone hawk
^
lost slate
slightly more based version
stone hawk
more focused on JJL, but yeah, you can call it a second jojo general
lost slate
this channel is the one where all the jjl discussion happens when a new chapter comes out
stone hawk
i still need to catch up, im only 3 chapters in
stone hawk
oh boy
lost slate
Though, stuff gets consistently good from Ozon Baby
stone hawk
and what chapter is that
lost slate
which is like ~chapter 70?
heavy ledge
some people say its boring at the beginning i really dont know why, i guess that the fact they spoiled themselves took away the mistery of wanting to know who gappy is
lost slate
and it becomes really intense from chapter 83 ||The new Rokakaka||
young meteor
It becomes intense after HD first appearance.
lost slate
yeah, that's the chapter where he first appears
young meteor
Oh
stone hawk
im gonna read some JJL, see how far i can handle before my eyes need bleaching again from the weirdness lmao
lost slate
but also in that chapter we see ||norisuke's body, 13 minutes before the harvest||
and that leads to the ||flashback which we're currently on||
stone hawk
your spoiler tags wont stop me from being spoiled
lost slate
you clicked on the spoiler tags?
stone hawk
i dont really care for jojo spoilers so eh
i should probably read JJL on my phone so i dont have to go into a 15h long convo on why im not looking at hentai lol
fucking what flavored cherry pie
heavy ledge
young meteor
tame tide
any speculations for next chapter
heavy ledge
after reading about wasps i really dont know what to expect now
tame tide
i just hope the do de da do shit ends then
limber yarrow
what happens if i bury this lego set
young meteor
Nothing happens
minor ore
Pressure
white beacon
Under Pressure
young meteor
Sshhh
dreamy zealot
A lot of pressure
white beacon
Going Underground
proper hinge
dead.
minor ore
realized Weather Report counters Ozon Baby with its atmospheric manipulation
dreamy zealot
too bad he's dead
minor ore
