#jojolion

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analog skiff
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Josuke splattering Damo's head in public

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Will always be one of the best scenes

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From the whole part.

white beacon
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do you think it'd be a better double page spread with or without the people? i personally think without the bystanders would be better to just encapsulte the entire scene of it

analog skiff
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Ehh nahhh

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I like that there's people in it

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It adds to the brutality of it

sharp cobalt
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I love Joshu just fucking stumbles his way through everything

light lion
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Man,

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What would joshus theme sound like

sharp cobalt
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Bike horns

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Oh my god

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Milagro Man is one of the best arcs so far

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It’s just Joshu getting rivh

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Rich

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Did Joshu just accidentally undress his own mother?

loud lintel
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It was not an accident.....

sharp cobalt
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What the fuck

loud lintel
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But he had a good reason

analog skiff
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@sharp cobalt it wasn't sexual, he just really didn't want her in the house so he was trying to creep her out so she would leave.

sharp cobalt
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Oh

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Knowing Joshu it was probably a bit of both

analog skiff
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Ehhh

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Joshu doesn't seem that type to me

sharp cobalt
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Oh shit

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Joubin’s stalking out the house

loud lintel
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Ofc it wasn't sexual wtf

sharp cobalt
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Is...is he a rock person too?

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Jojolion’s fucking weird

vocal pelican
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it is horny

analog skiff
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God born this way is such a good fight

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I prefer born this way as a name but going underground is such a good song

minor ore
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^^^^^^

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I forget born this way more than going underground

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So i tend to use the latter like some kind of hipster

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I swear it ain't my fault :((((

white beacon
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don't worry, i use the copyright name a lot

minor ore
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Kyo gonna safe the Higashikatas from Tooru and the head doctor

minor ore
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Kyo will mever come back

vocal mason
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Whats jafan

white beacon
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that's a p

vocal mason
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Oh

lost slate
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lol

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kujo jyosefuhi from jafan

shut latch
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so i havent read jojolion yet but ive read a bunch of spoilers, and basically its like diamond is unbreakable but in the steel ball run universe?

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but also not really?

vocal mason
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It draws paralells to diamond is unbreakable but it is its own story

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Its not a retelling

frozen charm
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Yeah

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There's little slice of life moments in the beginning but then it does it's own thing

zenith tangle
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Jyosefumi 'Jafan' Kujo

bleak skiff
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all hail jobin

minor ore
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no

heavy ledge
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There r so many ways to write names ill just stick to the spanish version josé federico miguel

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Why is jp so hard

zenith tangle
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Jose Casabonelli Mauro Sasalicia

heavy ledge
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too long it doesnt fit anywhere

minor ore
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ALL HAIL JOBIN INDEED

simple kraken
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Something that I really enjoy in jjl is how natural the higashikata family dynamics seem

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It's so much better than other siblings in anime who almost never fight or anything

mint copper
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Why does she look like moody blues user

analog skiff
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Joshu looks innocent af in that image

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Man I loved Star Platinum User

simple kraken
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honestly star platinum user wasn't the best, I prefer crazy diamond user

grizzled pilot
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jolyne

analog skiff
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No no star platinum user in the part with stone free user

mint copper
grizzled pilot
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star platinum user

white beacon
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The one true

mint copper
white beacon
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Who??

grizzled pilot
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who

minor ore
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no it was actually cx the whole time

mint copper
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The guy in the photo

white beacon
analog skiff
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That's Kyo

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I can tell because of the birthmark

grizzled pilot
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youre thinking of this guy

white beacon
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Kyo has such large, plump

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Biceps

analog skiff
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Plump should never be used to describe a part of the body.

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Ever.

minor ore
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LOL

white beacon
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Kyo also has such meaty, thick

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Lattisimus dorsi

analog skiff
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What does that stand for

simple kraken
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back

analog skiff
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Ah

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Where did you go?

white beacon
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I love this chat you guys keep being who you are

minor ore
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We need more Kyo ffs

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She's literally Kira's sister

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Be more relevant, woman!

remote heath
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I really liked Kyo and I hope she shows up again

near cedar
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She's gone

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Reduced to atoms

robust ibex
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humanity has evolved beyond the point of needing kyo in jojolion

mint copper
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Guess im dumb

tired narwhal
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Kyo never existed

kind owlBOT
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@tired narwhal, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 14 !

tired narwhal
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Is a illusion created for the US goverment to make shitty "Araki forgot" memes

analog skiff
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What if

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Tooru's true stand ability is

mint copper
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Cool

analog skiff
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"Kate"

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It summons random people

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Whose name starts with the name K

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Who have a stand ability

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Which disappear after a week or so at the most

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Wait fuck

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I forgot HD had a name

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I would joke HD's real name started with a K lol

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Okay

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Which higashikata family member fits #jojolion regulars the most

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Somebody start with me

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Which member fits me most?

heavy ledge
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Do you believe in god?

analog skiff
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No

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But how many people here believe in god

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If that was the case there would be 20 joshues

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And there's only 8 regulars

heavy ledge
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Do you like fish sausages?

analog skiff
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Absolutely not

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I hate sausages already

heavy ledge
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Then not joshu

analog skiff
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Well Josefumi you're more personality wise like Kira imo

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Yes I'm counting joestars now

heavy ledge
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I am very dumb

analog skiff
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Would I be Kyo or Hato

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I'm female and not a rapist

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So that rules out all the male members and Daiya

loud lintel
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good thing daiya is considered a rapist😌

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some people just ignore that cause she is cute ig

chilly bobcat
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daiya is a whore

analog skiff
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Whore isn't a word for that

near cedar
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Daiya exists

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Can't wait to see somebody else do something relevant

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From the Higashikatas I mean

minor ore
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She's not a rapist. Josuke went onto her with his own free will

analog skiff
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I mean but I'm pretty sure removing someone's memories solely so they date you is at least sexual assaullt

near cedar
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It is

minor ore
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Call the cops about the underage girl removing your memories that you don't even know what they are with her magic flower ghost to coax you into dating her and see what happens

near cedar
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That's not his free will

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Ah so rape is okay in your book

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Okay

minor ore
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It's his memoryless free will. Lack of memories does not mean you no longer have free will

near cedar
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Or rather manipulation of somebody

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So they forget who they like

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And then telling them "yo you my bf"

minor ore
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I mean if you believe them and you're cool with it...

near cedar
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Your takes are so bad

remote heath
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That’s like saying “I’ve hypnotised this guy to have sex with me but his hypnotised mind is doing it of it’s own free will”

near cedar
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Yep

remote heath
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He had no memory and he just did it on instinct and that’s exactly what Daiya wanted

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That can definitely be classed as rape

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If he had his memory he wouldn’t do it

minor ore
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No that's not like saying that wtf

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Just because you don't have memories, doesn't mean you don't have free will

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That's just a fact

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If he wants to be with Daiya after losing his memories, I see no issue with that. He can leave her whenever

near cedar
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She tells him he is her bf

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She lies to him

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And he without memories believes it

minor ore
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Wind

near cedar
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Cuz he knows he forgot something

minor ore
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Yes, and he believes her and stays with her. He didn't have to do either of those things

remote heath
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Daiya erased his memory so he could have sex with her. If he didn’t have those memories he wouldn’t do that at all. Imagine if someone had erased your memories and had sex with you when you really wouldn’t want to when you had your memories, how would you feel? Violated? Used? That’s literally what was happening there

minor ore
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..

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He may feel used afterwards, but that doesn't change the fact that he did it of his own free will when he didn't have his memories

near cedar
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It ain't his free will, it's his manipulated mind doing what he is manipulated into thinking

remote heath
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^

minor ore
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No memories ≠ no free will

remote heath
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He was manipulated into having sex with her

minor ore
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Ok. Still did it willingly

remote heath
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This hurts my fucking brain. How can you not see how terrible of an act this is?

minor ore
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A little messed up, but not rape

analog skiff
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LITTLE?

near cedar
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No like this

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A LITTLE?!

remote heath
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Yes he did it willingly while he didn’t have his memories but that was the point, he doesn’t have his memories so Daiya could manipulate him into having sex with him, if he actually did have sex with her and got his memories back he would be distraught

near cedar
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He likes Yasuho

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In case that wasn't

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Perfectly

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Fucken

minor ore
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I mean, even Josuke seems to forgive her afterwards, so he'd probably agree with "a little". Doesn't seem troubled or like he felt used

near cedar
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Crystal clear

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And wouldn't sleep with this random ass he just met

remote heath
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The only reason he forgave her is probably because they didn’t actually go through with it

minor ore
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That's pure headcanon though

analog skiff
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Day 3 of saying Tooru's cool

near cedar
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That's called thinking about it

faint gust
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Day 1 of insulting Tooru's hair

near cedar
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Cuz there is no reason

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Given

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Why he forgave her

minor ore
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No. I thought about it, and I think Josuke just wasn't bothered enough by the situation

near cedar
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Change Daiya to somebody who was not related to the people who took him in

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He'd kill her

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Like every other stand user who ever attacked him

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He'd fucking mash her head with Soft & Wet

minor ore
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I've never seen Josuke kill a child, nor an young lady

near cedar
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Have we seen a rock human female

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No

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If we did and she tried to murder him

minor ore
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My point still stands

near cedar
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Would he

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Yes

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He would fucking crush her

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Like any person who is out for your life

minor ore
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No, I think that would be a little far for him. Idk how you made that leap

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She's not after his life

near cedar
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Yes

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That's why her head

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Is still attached

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Unlike every other person who was actually after his life

remote heath
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“He’d never kill a woman” okay calm down sexism isn’t the point here

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“You destroyed all that I love but I won’t kill you because you’re a woman”

minor ore
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Are you okay? Idk why you're thinking about brutal violence against like a 16 year old girl that just wanted a boyfriend

remote heath
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Josuke doesn’t care about gender

near cedar
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If somebody tries to kill you, you won't care about their gender or their age

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If they want you dead you dead them first

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Is the point he means

remote heath
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I mean if they were a child they’d still have room to grow and change so I’d give them a chance

near cedar
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None of that it's "too far cuz it's a girl" bullshit

minor ore
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Geez

near cedar
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I mean if they were a child they’d still have room to grow and change so I’d give them a chance
I'd slaughter Mannish boy

remote heath
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Okay true

near cedar
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Not Janken kid

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I'd spare him

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But Mannish boy, yea no death

remote heath
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But he has a higher intelligence level than any baby so he’s exempt from this

minor ore
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That's.. pretty psychotic

near cedar
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I am now a psycho for saying i'd kill a hitman hired to kill me

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Okay then

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A high iq baby

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That knows exactly what he is doing

minor ore
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I just think you're a bit too willing to hurt small children

remote heath
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Hey man look

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Mannish boy has the same intelligence level as a grown human

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That thing can die

minor ore
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[justifies fantasies of brutalising children]

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Go on

near cedar
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If i put myself in the shoes of any anime character and there is a person trying to kill me no matter who they are or how old they are, if they are willingly after my life i'll defend myself by killing them

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It's not a fantasy

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It's if i was Kakyoin

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I'd kill Death 13

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Because that baby is a fucking evil little bastard

minor ore
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Fantasies wasn't the right word, but it's close

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Look, I'd probably have left Death 13 to die too, but some of the stuff you said you'd do are like.. Unnecessary

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I think this would make a good JoJolion ending

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Song

oak jetty
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If you had to guess when do you think jojolion will be animated?

analog skiff
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Tomorrow

stone hawk
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lol

minor ore
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2026

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JoJo releases every 2 years, and I refuse to let that trend break!

stone hawk
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i have feeling it could with SO

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virus is screwing the trend over

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if the virus didnt happen, we probably wouldve had an announcement of a SO anime by now

analog skiff
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@stone hawk VA took 1 year and 2/3 of a year

stone hawk
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to be fully animated or to get an anime release...?

remote heath
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Never

minor ore
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I'm not talking about length of time, I just mean that part 5 started in 2018, part 4 in 2016... Etc etc

stone hawk
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yeah

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and like i said

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virus is screwing the trend over

minor ore
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So we'll never reach the truth?

tired narwhal
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No

zenith tangle
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Depends...

supple totem
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Then part 6...

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2020

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Hopefully

drifting saffron
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definitely not

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2 years

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at most

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probably mid 2021 when it'll get announced

minor ore
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tf is the stand of josuke part 8?

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

minor ore
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tf

grizzled pilot
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maybe you should read it

white beacon
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His stand is Soft&Wet

minor ore
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he looks kinda gay

grizzled pilot
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he is

minor ore
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wtf

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fr?

white beacon
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Is that a problem for you?

grizzled pilot
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i would never lie to you

minor ore
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it just kinda makes me uncomfortable

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especially squalo and that guy

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part 5

white beacon
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Tits and Squalo yes

minor ore
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yea its so uncomfortable

heavy ledge
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You are making me uncomfortable

lost slate
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if he reads jjl, i expect him to skip the entire ||kira and josefumi flashback||

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anyways, being uncomfortable with gay people is pretty cringe

languid lagoon
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Where are the homophobes

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I will beat them to death

lost slate
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Scroll up a bit

languid lagoon
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Ah

lost slate
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to 'tf is the stand of josuke part 8'

languid lagoon
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Yeah

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Funny how my dad's 50 years old and yet he's not even close to being such a dickhead

heavy ledge
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Xd

winter ridge
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homophombia ORAORAORA
^^ me

dapper patrol
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Dude, you shouldn’t even watch JoJo if you’re a homophobe

icy bluff
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The anime is very homo erotic.

kind owlBOT
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@icy bluff, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 8 !

dapper patrol
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Yeah and I love it

icy bluff
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I find it hilarious and I think it adds to the “bizarre” aspect of the show.

dapper patrol
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Exactly

lost slate
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jojolion is mostly straight

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but even jjl has some hintings of homosexuality

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like with kira and josefumi

winter ridge
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oh yeah

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oh wow

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im not really into "shipping", never even really considered it

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until you just said that

dapper patrol
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Not into shipping either

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Just that it’s gay

minor ore
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Guys I know this is weird

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but is there Jesus in Part 8?

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Never see him whatsoever so far

simple kraken
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the closest thing to Jesus is johnny

winter ridge
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yeah

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and also

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jesus' corpse

simple kraken
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Not in Japan anymore, St. Johnny is basically what's been affecting a lot

minor ore
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Was he a Saint tho?

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It's never confirmed

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as far as I know

winter ridge
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yeah what?

simple kraken
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Well it's not confirmed

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But it explains the walleyes

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Because they're the equivalent of a devil's palm

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And Johnny's corpse being a saint corpse would basically mean that the walleyes are the protection from the 2011 earthquakes

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so saint johnny

analog skiff
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I'm pretty sure Neil Joestar hasn't seen a single episode/panel of JoJo on their own

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They post in just about every channel with a poor understanding of the part

stone hawk
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probably

minor ore
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smh

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This gone from a normal thing to a possible beef

simple kraken
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giogio beef???? things heating up in the jojolion channel???? Find out next time on dragon ball z

minor ore
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XD

stone hawk
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luckily I dont have to wait a week because I'm still catching up

minor ore
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But jokes aside, let's not start some unnecessary beef shall we?

analog skiff
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I will tho

minor ore
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Thi?

analog skiff
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🥩

minor ore
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do at ur own risk

analog skiff
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I just did it

stone hawk
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🥩

analog skiff
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I made neef

minor ore
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neef

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yes

analog skiff
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DaVita

stone hawk
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bone apple tea

analog skiff
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Also reread blue Hawaii since I could barely remember it and

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I liked it

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It's a really scary right

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I really love the panel of the kid with the bike running after josuke while he's in the cab

burnt quiver
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no offense bro but neil was asking a super innocent question and politely extrapolating on it

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neil is unnecessarily antagonistic at times but that doesn’t mean he is all the time

analog skiff
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Okay but oftentimes their questions come off as "why does josuke have 4 balls?" I'm still sorry though.

burnt quiver
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it’s all good, no worries at all

analog skiff
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But yeah blue Hawaii was good, although I can see why it was painful monthly

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A really long fight with little to no plot development

winter ridge
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I recently saw a Reddit thread from 3 years ago discussing how at the end of the blue Hawaii fight, the story was definitely in the end game

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Lmao

analog skiff
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I mean I would doubt that the plant appraiser would be only a small character

simple kraken
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I'm of the probably unpopular opinion that basically every fight post vitamin c is amazing

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And even though the wonder of you and endless calamity isn't really a fight so far it's still a great arc

burnt quiver
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i mean blue hawaii wasn’t a fight

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isn’t it funny how blue hawaii is josuke being pursued and TWOU is josuke doing the pursuing

lost slate
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It was the Joestar Secret Technique arc

burnt quiver
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in fact a huge number of fights in JJL are josuke being pursued

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TWOY is just “fuck you i’m pursuing now”

analog skiff
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@simple kraken basically same except I hate doc wu

simple kraken
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I love doc Wu's character and the fight was just so fucking creepy

analog skiff
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It was just to me a weird mixture of extremely uncomfortable and not in a good way and just repetitive to me

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I did like the part with the viruses and mitsuba getting possessed at the end tho

simple kraken
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I think it was supposed to be uncomfortable

analog skiff
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Yeah but it was too uncomfortable for me

simple kraken
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That's the feeling I got from the whole arc

analog skiff
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I like fun fun fun 2 and I find that fight super uncomfortable

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In a good way

simple kraken
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I liked that it was able to make me so uncomfortable and creeped out

analog skiff
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Idk probably just cause I'm a girl and rocks up the urethra sounds

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Way too bad even for me

simple kraken
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yeah as a dude I was cringing so hard at that part

analog skiff
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I just don't really like rape in my JoJo which is also probably why I don't like talking about SBR too much lol

simple kraken
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oh I guess that is rape but in a weird, dr wu way

analog skiff
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Although it's a bit weird because I really liked paper moon king

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Although that's probably just because no rape actually happens

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Even if it was close

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That was a really good reveal tbh

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That the "cop car" was some gangsters with a prostitute

simple kraken
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I can't really remember much of early jojolion

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It's been a long time since I've read it

lost slate
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What happened with the cop car?

simple kraken
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brand new lamborghini

analog skiff
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@lost slate basically yasuho trying to escape the effects of paper moon king can't tell text apart

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She enters something that looks like a cop car with some cops in it to drive her to the hospital

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And then it's revealed that they weren't actually cops, just gangsters in a cop-like outfit in a random van

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Who then try to roofie her

lost slate
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ohh

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I've forgotten a lot about early jjl

analog skiff
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I mean I don't remember beetle fight at all

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Or California king bed

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I should reread those

simple kraken
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I liked beetle tendency

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It's just so goofy

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and serious at the same time

analog skiff
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Also I legitimately forgot that speed king gave yasuho a stroke

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So I got a good twist twice!

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During my reread of blue hawaii I mean

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Although it's a shame that speed king looks derpy in that panel

simple kraken
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speed king looks derpy in general

kind owlBOT
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@simple kraken, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 21 !

simple kraken
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shut the fuck up

minor ore
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Speed king sucks

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This chat can talk up to current chap right?

simple kraken
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yes

minor ore
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Cool

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I have a friend who is insiting that jobin is dead

simple kraken
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he isn't until araki says he is

minor ore
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It was up in the air if he was the main villain or not but his stand sucks and tooru exists

analog skiff
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I like the new design of speed king more than the old one

simple kraken
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he could lose an entire ocean's worth of blood, have his leg cut off, and have half his brain melted and he could still be alive

analog skiff
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Speed king is aight

simple kraken
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jobin's stand isn't fully explored yet and that's been a point that's been made

analog skiff
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Also why does nobody bring up weather donut when talking about donuts

simple kraken
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I think it'll come into play soon

minor ore
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Idk man

analog skiff
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I thought it got fully explored with the killer queen thing he does in fun fun fun 2

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Although who knows

minor ore
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Insta kills are cool but its only when youre riding up their dick

simple kraken
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probably not

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Speed king's very fundamentals would mean a lot of unexplored potential

minor ore
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Eh

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It looks dumb and is very situational

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Its use in the ozon baby fight was cool

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But he also killed Norisuke so fuck Jobin

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Jacksepticeye lookin ass

simple kraken
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it's not really situational

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it's an insta kill

analog skiff
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I like blue Hawaii's design a lot

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Some people dislike it

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And like it looks awesome

minor ore
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I dislike dolomite more then blue hawaii

analog skiff
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Especially in the coloured imo

minor ore
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I read the whole thing without color because i didnt know color scans existed

analog skiff
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I think coloured really improves some fights and is kinda eh for others

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Like I love blue Hawaii coloured

minor ore
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Its blue

simple kraken
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Black and white looks amazing with the head doctor

minor ore
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I feel we can have another one of those "Concept" stands with Wonder of U

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Kinda like the whole heaven shit with pucchi

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The concept of insueing calamity

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Its pretty cool

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Awakening III Leaves was cool too

simple kraken
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Yep

minor ore
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A problem with alot of minor antag stands is that they are really cool but are hard countered but 1 character

analog skiff
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Not a fan of awaking 3 leaves mainly cause I hate mitsuba lol

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I wish it was given to another character

minor ore
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Whats wrong with her

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

analog skiff
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She's an asshole who premiers in the worst fight imo

minor ore
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Its not like she murdered a child and buried them or anything

simple kraken
#

She's got a rock nose ew🤮🤮🤮

minor ore
#

I though doctor wu was a cool stand

#

ive noticed in parts 7 and 8 theres alot of stands that are just better versions of past stands

#

Doggystyle is just better stone free

analog skiff
#

Doctor wu is cool

simple kraken
#

King Nothing is worse moody blues

analog skiff
#

Also Doggy style is definitely worse than stone free power wise

minor ore
#

But can jolyne make her whole body string?

analog skiff
#

Does Rai have a punch ghost

minor ore
#

Rai uses his stand creatively by extending arms n shit

analog skiff
#

Also Jolyne's string is super strong basically wire

minor ore
#

With knives

analog skiff
#

Rai has the equivalent of a rubber vand

minor ore
#

But is Jolyne a better character?

simple kraken
#

with the nature of part 8 stands a punch ghost actually might not be as good

#

Versatility is the most important factor

#

And rai is very versatile

lost slate
#

We've seen that a lot with Josuke

analog skiff
#

I mean he would have lost hard to brain storm if urban didn't have to keep him alive

lost slate
#

Every time he decides to go 'ora ora ora' it generally doesn't work

minor ore
#

I like urban and the rock animal more then brain storm

#

Yeah

analog skiff
#

I mean same lol

minor ore
#

Remember when he could steal eyesight and then didnt?

simple kraken
#

remember when he could steal

minor ore
#

Remember

simple kraken
#

minor ore
#

Remember when joshu was used

#

then he wasnt

simple kraken
#

he'll be used again

#

soon

#

very soon

minor ore
#

Idk man

#

Milagro man was the last arc where he mattered

upper knoll
#

yeah remember how joshu was ony 2 chapters ago

#

we didnt see him last chapter

#

araki forgot......................................................................

simple kraken
minor ore
#

Rai kinda took over the jobro part from him

simple kraken
#

joshu was never the jobro though

#

He's always been a side character

minor ore
#

Eh

#

Most of the higashikata family sucks

#

Norisuke was cool but then he died

#

Tsurugi is the only one to get consistent use

simple kraken
#

personality wise I agree with you

#

But I like how they actually seem like somewhat of a family

minor ore
#

Yeah

#

They get along with each other

simple kraken
#

And more importantly they argue with each other too

minor ore
#

Everyone hates joshu

simple kraken
#

True

minor ore
#

"I dont give a shit if youre my son go sleep in the fucking garage you ape"

#

Hato uses her stand once then never again

simple kraken
#

The whole higashikata family is getting involved soon

minor ore
#

Soon

simple kraken
#

Yep

#

Part of the fight is already at their house

#

And the other part is at the hospital

minor ore
#

Diaya steals toorus memory of Wonder of U

#

It then ceases to exist

#

Part 8 Jojolion End

simple kraken
#

ending on chapter 100 imagine thaf

#

that

minor ore
#

Part 8 is good but i kinda wanna see what he would do with part 9

#

If Araki even does a part 9

#

Idk man hes kinda old

simple kraken
#

I'd be fine with it ending on part 8

#

He's 60 and has been working for 33 years

minor ore
#

Yeah

#

Hes done gods work so far so he deserves a break

#

Kill Jobin ffs

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

minor ore
#

Fuck off

#

Jobin is actually the thing i hate about jojolion the most

#

Fuck off

#

L

#

jueidjisnrueidn

#

Oh that reminds me

#

Day 70 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

simple kraken
#

Jobin is a good character though

#

And I love his design

minor ore
#

Idk why people hate jobin but uh, revive my man

simple kraken
#

he hasn't done anything wrong

minor ore
#

He killed norisuke

simple kraken
#

Maybe norisuke should've just put a stop to it

minor ore
#

It’s his first son

#

He trusted him more then his own wife

simple kraken
#

uh

#

his own wife

#

she uh

minor ore
#

Yes

#

I know

simple kraken
#

she murdered a child

minor ore
#

Aaaaaaaaaactually

simple kraken
#

that's a pretty low bar

minor ore
#

It was Jobin

#

Sir

#

He did the brain melt thing

#

Then the kid died

simple kraken
#

Oh yeah

minor ore
#

She just buried the body

#

If anything it was a sacrifice of her future for his

#

#Kaatodidnothingwrong

potent saddle
#

something i havent seen other people talk about

#

is why tooru would date yasuho

simple kraken
#

Oh we've talked about this before but not for very long

potent saddle
#

WHY is tooru yasuho's ex? we've just been told rock human men do not procreate with human women

simple kraken
#

A few people have said that it's because of tooru's desire to feel love rather than his actual love

#

And I can agree with that

potent saddle
#

they dated before yasuho and gappy met, so it couldnt be for reasons of getting information

minor ore
#

Is it confirmed that tooru is a rock human

potent saddle
#

yeah

simple kraken
#

Yeah we saw the image

potent saddle
#

we literally see him climb out the ground as a naked man

minor ore
#

Then why isn’t yashuo dead

potent saddle
#

in the most recent chapter

simple kraken
#

tooru seems to be a bit of an anomaly

minor ore
#

Weren’t we told most rock human human relationships end in murder

#

Like 97% or some shit

potent saddle
#

thats the strangest part

#

tooru also broke up with yasuho

minor ore
#

Hmmm

simple kraken
#

I think tooru has a very strong desire to be human

potent saddle
#

it may have been yasuho who initiated the breakup because tooru flirts with her openly in front of gappy

minor ore
#

Wait didn’t doctor wu have a wife

ocean mirage
#

We have seen rock human with relationship before

minor ore
#

fr?
@minor ore no, Josuke is not gay lmao

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 10 !

minor ore
#

Stan jobin hoes

potent saddle
#

but its still strange even considering if yasuho initiated the breakup, tooru just LET the breakup happen

ocean mirage
#

Jobin is dead rejoice

potent saddle
#

probably because he didnt care either way about yasuho

minor ore
#

He ain't dead cuz araki didn't say so

ocean mirage
#

Not at that point

minor ore
#

What if yashuo is a rock human too

potent saddle
#

no way

ocean mirage
#

Woah

minor ore
#

I like fucking stnads n shit

potent saddle
#

refuse to believe it

limber yarrow
#

finally got to jacksepticeye

minor ore
#

Jobin 🥵

#

This whole time there was some fuckery with wu and that hair pin

#

@minor ore where'd you get that emote?

#

Yashuo is a rock human

#

Blackpink server

potent saddle
#

jobin has dumb wasabi hair and is friends with a guy with no arms

limber yarrow
#

part 8 jacksepticeye looks hot ngl

kind owlBOT
#

@potent saddle, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

minor ore
#

That’s why she was never killed

simple kraken
#

Yasuho is definitely not a rock human

minor ore
#

Ty

simple kraken
#

Leave poor jobin alone

minor ore
potent saddle
#

rock humans dont seem to have a problem with decking other rock humans dont they??

minor ore
#

No one insults jobin

#

Top of the mornin to ya laddies today I’m gunna kill me own fookin dad

#

When jobin gets revived he will win

potent saddle
#

a bunch of them are in cahoots but they dont seem to care about one another

ocean mirage
#

Josuke marries yasuho and she gonna be like im a rock human and then the jojo lineage end the end

minor ore
#

Then jojo ends

limber yarrow
#

yeah it's spoilery

minor ore
#

Y’all couldn’t behave

#

Also norisuke isn't dead

#

Fuck hamon

#

Who knows

limber yarrow
#

ok i'm going to leave this for a while

minor ore
#

Jobin does

ocean mirage
#

Norisuke is dead

minor ore
#

So we just gunna ignore the part where Jobin meted his brain and put him in a body bag

#

Also hey swiftie

#

He said we cant let dad die after attacking him

ocean mirage
#

The only person that we know will be ok is tsurugi

minor ore
#

Hmmm Jobin's ability can knock out ppl without killing them

#

Contradicting

#

Hmm

#

Yeah like he did with yasuho so

#

Just extra blood there lmao

simple kraken
#

Jobin is very childish and immature

analog skiff
#

And joshu

minor ore
#

oi

#

We Stan him for that

analog skiff
#

Unless paper moon king

simple kraken
#

yeah it's a part of his character

minor ore
#

Everyday's a summer vacation

#

I miss that quote

analog skiff
#

No it isn't

ocean mirage
#

Tsurugi not gonna fight tooru but joshu will

minor ore
#

Omg he looks so hot in that pic

#

Oujiro looks the hottest

analog skiff
#

How the hell would Tooru fight Joshu

ocean mirage
#

Yeah he ded

minor ore
#

Oujiro looks hot when he's dead

#

Poor Tom makes me salavate

analog skiff
#

Unless face wrapper crinkly eyes isn't an Araki forgot

minor ore
analog skiff
#

And Tooru uses it against joshu lmao

ocean mirage
#

Because joshu is literally holding the new rokakaka

minor ore
#

Joshu dead

#

Joshu gon un nut tooru's dick off

#

Ok but what are toorus motives again

simple kraken
#

Not clear yet

minor ore
#

Justice to rock humans

ocean mirage
#

Idk

minor ore
#

Fuck rock humans

#

Probably

#

RockLivesMatter

#

Walking dick jokes

#

Stan rock humans

ocean mirage
#

Maybe he wants to be normal

simple kraken
#

Don't stan rock huamna

minor ore
#

@minor ore I just realised that Blackpink reminds me of Rohan's "Pink Dark Boy" manga

#

@minor ore idk what's that

#

Bro

#

Rohans's manga

ocean mirage
#

Maybe he wants the fruit to make him into a normal human

minor ore
#

Rock humans suck

#

It's Rohan's manga

#

Rock humans rock

#

Oh cool

#

Fuck Rohan

analog skiff
#

Rohan was a mangaka

minor ore
#

Oh

#

Sucks to rain

analog skiff
#

Remember

minor ore
#

Rohan was a rock human

#

Yes

#

Fuck you everyone’s a rock human now

#

Is this the new thing? We're just calling everyone rock humans lmao

analog skiff
#

Tbh doremi fasol latido has some kinda horror behind it

#

There's probably more of those in the wild

minor ore
#

Dio has a brief cameo in the latest chapter he’s the main villain again

#

Maybe if Joshu stanned blackpink he'd grow hair on the side of his head

analog skiff
#

Hermes was a rock human remember

simple kraken
#

no that was aztec man

minor ore
#

I wonder hoe many rock bugs and animals roam around morioh

simple kraken
#

oh shit it's dio nvm

#

mask = dee og

minor ore
analog skiff
#

It's equally likely

minor ore
#

The earth is a rock human

#

Joshu is a chad

analog skiff
#

Aztec chief had black hair but shirtless

#

Dio had blonde hair but a shirt

minor ore
#

Also enyaba was there

analog skiff
#

And the person in the JoJolion panel has bright hair and shirtless

minor ore
#

Hmm so people like the red color scheme for tooru

analog skiff
#

I prefer black and white

minor ore
#

I like the lavander one

#

Why does heritage of the future treat shadow dio like a separate character

#

I know we always joke about this, but what if a lion actually showed up in part 8? Like what if that became a real plot point?

#

Pretty

#

I prefer multi colored

#

It won't lmao

#

Turns out tooru is a lion

ocean mirage
#

Jojo lion

#

Guys

#

Jojo lion

minor ore
#

Rock lion next chapter

#

Trust me

ocean mirage
#

Its in the name

#

Jojo is lion

minor ore
#

What if norisuke comes back then kicks the shit out of Jobin

#

Jesus ChristtrishXD

ocean mirage
#

Long live the king

minor ore
#

With his new stand, Alt alt universe the world

#

No

#

I still haven't forgiven that bitch Jobin for killing his dad

#

Alt universe star platinum

analog skiff
#

Okay so alt universe king crimson that has the ability to add time

#

Now how that would work idk

minor ore
#

Gappy finishes jacking off rai in the hospital only to come back and find out his whole family died

ocean mirage
#

So make things slower ?

#

If a car goes

#

60 mile perhour

#

Adding time to it

#

60 miles per ten hours

minor ore
#

60 miles per 2 hours POG

analog skiff
#

Just add time to Tooru's wireless speech

#

Would take 2 episodes

minor ore
#

Caato's gonna do some SO shit and influence time to the point it doesn't make sense anymore

#

Let Joshu screw off his dick and throw it a tooru

simple kraken
#

it'll be like a boomerang

analog skiff
#

Blue valentine is a horrifying ability

simple kraken
#

joshu=sokka

minor ore
#

Stand name, Detatchable Penis, Stand user, King missle

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !

minor ore
#

Fuck off

#

Fuck I liked yellow

ocean mirage
#

Yeah dude

#

Joshu do the bruno long punch

minor ore
#

This but with his penis

#

Then he finally fucks yashuo and steals 2 of Josukes balls

#

part 8 jojolion end

#

Araki should get in contact with me now

simple kraken
#

hey are you part of the joshu cult

minor ore
#

Uhhh

#

No

#

I actually have a large destain for him

#

Does joshu cult give me medical insurance?

analog skiff
#

Destain?

simple kraken
#

Disdain

minor ore
#

Isn’t that a word

#

Hate

#

Whatever

analog skiff
#

Joshu De Stain

#

It's disdain

minor ore
#

His hair sucks his stand never gets used and he almost rapes yashuo

#

Destaining is the process of removing stains.

#

Yes

analog skiff
#

He was definitely being way too hasty sexually but he had no idea he was raping

#

And stopped immediately once things seemed wrong

minor ore
#

Joshu was rape?

#

He stopped when yashuo ran away

#

Norisuke ain't dead ffs

#

I think the point of the Joshu cult is the fact that there's literally no possible way anyone could unironically like him

#

He kinda do be dead tho

analog skiff
#

He stopped when she shouted Josuke

minor ore
#

Fruity daddy ded

#

JoJo fans am I right

#

In flash foward fruit daddy ded

simple kraken
#

We cheer for joshu's redemption arc

minor ore
#

Funny valentine hair man is dead

analog skiff
#

Joshu is a bad person but he's not an evil person

#

Is how I'd put it

minor ore
#

“My stand, Nut King Call, Has already detaches your cock and balls”

#

The fuck

#

Y’all actin like it won’t happen

#

Smh

analog skiff
#

Every part 8 stand would do horrifying things to your cock except blue Hawaii and CKB and King Nothing

minor ore
#

Maybe if norisuke stanned loona-

analog skiff
#

Log nothing

minor ore
analog skiff
#

Not nut king call

#

King nothing

minor ore
#

Nothing call

#

Josuke and Joshu fuse

#

Smg no chocolate disco stans on this server

analog skiff
#

Log Nothing

minor ore
#

Becoming ultimate life form Joshu

#

When Jobin killed his dad, he should've been like "where's your crown, king nothing"

#

Wtf why

#

That's a fusion between a fusion

simple kraken
#

If I was in norisukes situation I simply would've stepped in

minor ore
#

And

simple kraken
#

and?

minor ore
#

Literally the whole family was there and didn’t do shit

#

YO HEAD EMPTY NO THOUGHTS

ocean mirage
#

Norisuke has no crown

minor ore
#

ONLY "NORISUKE IS DEAD"

#

Hato has those fuckin heel things

simple kraken
#

Would've just put a stop to it

minor ore
#

Smh my head

#

It's lyrics from the song smh

ocean mirage
#

Jobins wife has that plastic skirt

minor ore
#

Jobins wife is the best thing about him

#

I like her fashion sense lmao

#

Her stand is pretty neato

#

Mitsuba has a great design, but the arrows are kinda weird

#

Plot twist, the fun fun fun man isn’t dead again

#

But westerns think that anything that is unusual to them is bad somehow

#

He is the main villain

#

Yikes

#

Yikes indeed

ocean mirage
#

The thing about her is that she’s really good with her stand

minor ore
#

I'm yikesing you, boy @minor ore

ocean mirage
#

She used it for holding the fingers together

minor ore
#

@minor ore misgendered

ocean mirage
#

And also pushing yasuho into the drain

minor ore
#

Smh when people call oujro fun fun fun man

#

Even worse

#

Jk

remote heath
#

Calling Sharp a boy smh

minor ore
#

Yikes

analog skiff
#

Pushing Yasuho into the drain stand

minor ore
#

How many times have I been misgendered in this server man

#

Slowly losing it

#

Remember when Joshu got put doesn’t he drain and woke up covered in poop

#

Only men stan magenta

#

That was funny I think

analog skiff
#

What?

minor ore
#

Everyone knows there are only men on the internet

remote heath
#

“A girl who likes JoJo? Impossible”

analog skiff
#

I am a girl

minor ore
#

Only men stan magenta
@minor ore god, girls and the gays***

#

AWOOOGA BAZOING HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA

analog skiff
#

But seriously does anyone remember when Joshu got put doesn't he drain?

minor ore
#

Excellent English my friend

#

Mmm yes quite

#

Lmao they meant got put down the drain

#

He should've stayed in the drain

#

I've grown to like joshu's hair

#

Joshu is a good lad

#

Somehow

remote heath
#

It was funny just watching him come out

minor ore
#

Impossible

analog skiff
#

He's a dirty sewage kid

remote heath
#

I've grown to like joshu's hair
Yeah same, strangely

minor ore
#

Joshu when fish sausage POG

analog skiff
#

What if Joshu got infected by blue hawaii

remote heath
#

Joshu is cool

minor ore
#

It was funny just watching him come out
@remote heath THE FUGO COMING OUT OF THE CAR EQUIVALENT

#

Joshu's hair is iconic and yall cant say otherwise

analog skiff
#

As much as I already like blue Hawaii it would have been cool if a Higashikata got infected

remote heath
#

LMAO

ocean mirage
#

Joshu is the best thing about jojo lion

minor ore
#

It's not iconic

remote heath
#

It actually is

minor ore
#

Jojolion is amazing

lost slate
#

joshu is king of based

minor ore
#

If it weren't we wouldn't be talking shit about it

#

BASED GOD

#

Lil Joshu

analog skiff
#

You know who else has shit hair?

remote heath
#

JoJolion gets better each time I think about it

analog skiff
#

Doc Wu.

minor ore
#

Joshu is like... The opposite of based

remote heath
#

Yeah

minor ore
#

Highly cringe

#

Doctor wu was a cool arc

#

He’s a cool hair man too

remote heath
#

Wu has worse hair than Joshu

minor ore
#

DR UwU does not have shit hair

analog skiff
#

Do Wu looks like doctor stone but bad

minor ore
#

He has pebble hair

analog skiff
#

Do Wu

minor ore
#

Yo what happened to the love love deluxe girl

analog skiff
#

Sounds like a rock animal/part 1 char

minor ore
#

She growing hair

#

Doctor wu tang clan

analog skiff
#

She is in gerrmany

remote heath
#

Yo what happened to the love love deluxe girl
@minor ore Gone, just like Karera and Kyo

#

The three Ks

analog skiff
#

SHE'S KARERA

minor ore
#

Karera LMAO

analog skiff
#

Karera Karera and Kyo

remote heath
#

Fuck

#

I meant Kaato

minor ore
#

KKK

#

Yo what happened to the love love deluxe girl
@minor ore same thing that happened to Kyo. They went to Brazil

#

Brazil

#

Araki hates the KKK

#

Kira went to Brazil

analog skiff
#

Oh fuck

minor ore
#

Then he became ghost man

remote heath
#

Araki hates the KKK
@minor ore Stan Araki

minor ore
#

KKK bad, guys

#

Haha

#

Stand Dolomite 😩

analog skiff
#

Who is kookier looking: Urban Guerilla or Poor Tom

minor ore
#

Poor Tom hands down

#

Poor tom

analog skiff
#

Blue Hawaii @minor ore

minor ore
#

That rock toddler has an amazing design

ocean mirage
#

Poor tom stand is the coolest

simple kraken
#

Ozone baby is a terrifying stand

minor ore
#

Ozon baby is probably the strongest stand they’ve fought

#

I really didn't like Poor Tom ngl

simple kraken
#

It could kill almost all of the jojo characters

minor ore
#

Along with vitamin c

#

Vitamin C>>Ozone Baby

#

Vitamin cs only downside is range

analog skiff
#

I wish Blue Hawaii wasn't such a lame song so we could get a cokl Leitmotif of it

ocean mirage
analog skiff
#

Brain storm is just really practical

minor ore
#

The stand was boring ngl

#

@ocean mirage Wtf that made me laugh so hard

#

Urban and the rock animal were better

ocean mirage
#

Thank you

analog skiff
#

It has similar killing power to punch ghosts with much better range and maneuverability

ocean mirage
#

Its a meme that i stole

minor ore
#

Purple haze two

analog skiff
#

I mean what makes the fight is urban guerilla and rai

remote heath
#

He is her soup
Shlurp Noice

analog skiff
#

Like I unironically believe brain storm could beat star Platinum

#

If ranged properly

minor ore
#

A rat could beat star platinum

analog skiff
#

True but that rat had a good stand

minor ore
#

Not a high bar to pass tbh

ocean mirage
#

Super fly can beat star platinum

analog skiff
#

That rat had a good stand thi

minor ore
#

Most characters could beat star platinum

analog skiff
#

Also omg this lag

minor ore
#

B-but Star Platinum is the strongest stand
Araki said so

#

Even the lock could beat star platinum

#

We Stan the lock

ocean mirage
#

No do not stan the lock

#

Stan the rock

minor ore
#

Jotaro could never have mercy for that scam artist

#

The lock could beat ultimate Kars

analog skiff
#

Back lag

#

I mean I just think brain storm is one of the most practical combat stands

minor ore
#

Eh

analog skiff
#

It's just good in every aspect except defense and utility

minor ore
#

Virus go brrr

analog skiff
#

Defense

ocean mirage
#

Can superfly beat kars

minor ore
#

What other stand has a virus tho

#

Hmmmmmmmm

analog skiff
#

I'm not saying it's interesting

minor ore
#

Where have I heard that one before

analog skiff
#

I'm saying it's powerful

#

And I mean it does have an interesting method to killing

#

Like purple haze just gives you yellow stuff

#

Schott Key no 2 is acid

minor ore
#

You mean death

analog skiff
#

Ratt is horrifying

#

Green day is mould

minor ore
#

The schott keys are my favorite reference in part 8

analog skiff
#

And brain storm is rapid cell death via entering your blood stream

minor ore
#

Schott key 7th path by aphex twin