jojolion

[royal gale]

like

[faint gust]

my favourite stands are the pointless and awkward ones to use and magnifying glasses that require someone to look into them to die fits the bill

[minor ore]

Hey Ya! just gives the user the right path

[royal gale]

the stand user affected can't see stands no more

[hallow sigil]

Hey Ya! is just a life coach and cheerleader lol

[royal gale]

a Death Note for a stand but it only works if you're directly above someone for some reason because thats just how stands work now

thats the stupidest requirement of all ngl

[low walrus]

hey ya is the best stand

[minor ore]

^

[royal gale]

except killing yourself for the stand to work thats also shit

[low walrus]

it just gives you 100% guaranteed good advice

hey ya could beat GER

[royal gale]

does hey ya actually bring you luck or does it just give advice

is that the whole joke?

[low walrus]

hey ya just gives you advice to maximise your current situation

[minor ore]

If Hey Ya! gives good advice on how to live, then would it give good advice on how to live forever?

[faint gust]

My new stand ability: you can immediately kill any target you choose as long as you yell out their name and it's 12:53 PM on a sunday

[low walrus]

pocoloco is the luckiest man alive during the sbr for non-stand reasons

theyre a good combo

[royal gale]

imagine the fear when its 12:52 PM and you've angered doom man

[minor ore]

There’s a stand alright? And what it does is it stands all day long waiting for its dad to come ba

[low walrus]

hey ya on some bastard like rohan would be useless

because he's too headstrong to listen to his stand

[hallow sigil]

I enjoy how Rohan is actually just an asshole

[minor ore]

Rohan is too powerful

[hallow sigil]

Even moreso in the side stories

[royal gale]

@faint gust that but in a universe where everyone just lives in a perfectly blank box with no concept of time whatsoever

just constantly screaming names

[languid hatch]

yo wtf is this new chpater

[minor ore]

@hallow sigil well he cares about the birds at least

[low walrus]

pocoloco's mix of being very open to suggestions, lucky as shit, and having a stand that literally tells him how to win is what makes him the strongest stand user in all of jojos

[faint gust]

that sounds like a Cream variation of sorts
just sending your opponents into that universe

[royal gale]

yes

[low walrus]

pocoloco could probably counteract the wonder of u

[languid hatch]

what did you guys think about the rock babies eating wasps and shit

[minor ore]

Doesn’t Yashuo have a similar stand to pocoloco?

[faint gust]

hey ya would just tell pocoloco "dude don't pursue that man" and pocoloco's like "aight" and nothing happens

[low walrus]

BABY PARASITE WASP ASBESTOS PEARS

[minor ore]

Both lead to the right direction

Except yashuo’s led her to the toilet

[royal gale]

yes but look where yasuho is

[languid hatch]

BABY PARASITE WASP ASBESTOS PEARS
you just summarized chapter 99 in 5 words

[hallow sigil]

I would read a Pocoloco spinoff

[royal gale]

now look where pocoloco is

[minor ore]

Dead

[royal gale]

BUT

[hallow sigil]

We just follow Pocoloco going places and doing things and not involving himself in any trouble

[faint gust]

not gonna lie I am still not 100% sure I understood Paisley Park

[kind owl]

@faint gust, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 13 !

[royal gale]

he atleast won a race one day

[low walrus]

@faint gust or it would give him directions to exactly where the head doctor is without him even knowing so hes not pursuing the HD

[royal gale]

@faint gust GPS but for life

[faint gust]

like it can find things
but it can sometimes let you choose between two things you need

[minor ore]

yes but would you rather be dead or drowning in a toilet

Don’t answer that

Nvm

[languid hatch]

i'd rather be dead

drowning is a horrible way to die

[minor ore]

Yeah same tbh

[languid hatch]

especially in a toilet

[royal gale]

i never understood the whole thing where it looks for traces of a path that was already taken

[hallow sigil]

Paisley Park is basically just Siri

[kind owl]

@hallow sigil, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 11 !

[hallow sigil]

But Siri as a stand, and actually useful

[low walrus]

paisley park is just hey ya but again

it tells you what to do to win

[minor ore]

This channel is going vroom

[royal gale]

hey ya but bad and toilet

[languid hatch]

paisley park is just hey ya but again
yeah i was thinking that too

[minor ore]

“Hey Paisley Park, how do I get to Josuke?”

“I’m sorry, I couldn’t understand you.”

[faint gust]

You know what I missed in this part compared to previous ones

stand descriptions

As much as I don't care about stuff like stand stats, I appreciated the chapters following a stand fight giving a brief recap on what they do

[low walrus]

paisley park is hey ya but THICC

[hallow sigil]

Yasuho IS Pocoloco #transrights

[languid hatch]

😳

[minor ore]

...pocoloco is dead doe

[low walrus]

no

[royal gale]

so if paisley park is hey ya but thicc and yasuho is pocoloco

[kind owl]

@royal gale, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !

[minor ore]

Ok

[languid hatch]

why wouldnt hey ya just prevent pocoloco from dying

[low walrus]

hey ya gave him the advice to find immortality juice

[royal gale]

do you get where i'm going rn?

[faint gust]

I don't know if it's an actual issue with the part's readablity or just me being stupid but sometimes I just cannot tell what's happening

[low walrus]

both

[royal gale]

yes

that is a thing

[minor ore]

That sounds right

[hallow sigil]

That's called "Araki"

It happens

[languid hatch]

the equivalent exchange for the immortality juice that pocoloco drank was that he'd become a girl named yasuho

[royal gale]

also monochrome fucks my vision up

[low walrus]

tbf jojos is very bizarre

[minor ore]

I still have no idea what the fuck Jojolion is about

[royal gale]

@languid hatch he loses dick but hey he's hot now

[hallow sigil]

I'm really enjoying Jojolion

And it's really getting even weirder lately

[faint gust]

I don't mean I don't know what's happening as in "wow that was bizarre indeed" but more "ok what the hell is going on in this panel"

[languid hatch]

@languid hatch he loses dick but hey he's hot now
@royal gale wasnt he always hot before

[low walrus]

@minor ore STONE MEN MAGIC FRUIT FUSION DANCE 4 BALLS

[hallow sigil]

@faint gust how I feel about this rock insect

[royal gale]

@languid hatch hotter*

[minor ore]

4 BALLS

4 BALLS

[languid hatch]

wait so the dio thing in chapter 99 was just fanservice or what

[hallow sigil]

I cannot figure out what the fuck is supposed to be happening in the rock insect panels

Like

[royal gale]

that face when jojo is having a very bizarre adventure am i right

[hallow sigil]

Is it just an SCP?

[minor ore]

“...is— is that a stone dick???””

Is my reaction to every panel in jojolion

[languid hatch]

I cannot figure out what the fuck is supposed to be happening in the rock insect panels
i didnt even know that josuke was injected by the poison dude

[hallow sigil]

Part 9 will be 18+ and NSFW

[low walrus]

@languid hatch we have no clue about the dio stuff

[hallow sigil]

Main villain's stand ability lets them kill anyone who gets an erection

[minor ore]

@hallow sigil will jojo fuck jojo

[faint gust]

I TRIED looking for the insect in the actual fight cause it had the same poisoning thing but I did not fucking get it

[languid hatch]

i just saw rock insect cume everywhere and i was like "yup"

[low walrus]

guess we'll maybe find out in 7 months

[minor ore]

This has got to be the end

[hallow sigil]

Killer queen except it kills you if you get horny

[minor ore]

Surely

[languid hatch]

so many cliffhangers lately though

[low walrus]

its a popsicle stick that gives you mesothelioma

[languid hatch]

past 3 months has been cliffhangers

[faint gust]

Killer Queen has already touched that furry porn

[royal gale]

have you ever noticed how parts usually start out normal and then some shit happens?
Jojolion just straight up started with an ass shot and 4 BALLS MAN how did you expect this part to come out

[minor ore]

Horny in Heaven

[hallow sigil]

its a popsicle stick that gives you mesothelioma
@low walrus this is accurate

[minor ore]

THAT SHOULD BE A STAND NAME

[faint gust]

When it mentioned the 4 balls I had to ask my friend if it was an actually relevant to the plot thing

[royal gale]

turns out its very

[low walrus]

i dont understand why araki just drew actual porn for the first 10 chapters

[hallow sigil]

Seinen magazine

[royal gale]

spice things up at ultra jump

[minor ore]

Horny just like us

[hallow sigil]

Wanted to see what he could get away with now I guess

Also: with four balls does that mean Gappy can hold in his pee for twice as long?

All that extra storage capacity.

[minor ore]

When the president fucks Lucy, that’s when Araki knew he had to go all fucking out

[royal gale]

no but really does gappy cum a lot

[languid hatch]

have you guys seen the drawing where araki drew josuke getting more and more naked as he got closer to your point of view

[minor ore]

huh

[low walrus]

no

[royal gale]

no

[faint gust]

you dreamed it

[minor ore]

Do we see his dick @languid hatch

[languid hatch]

i'll try looking for it

[low walrus]

do we see his dick

[hallow sigil]

No dicks in Japan

[low walrus]

do we get to see the 4 balls themselves

[minor ore]

Answer the fucking question

[faint gust]

god that just sounds like a nightmare
like you're one of those few people who somehow fanboys over gappy
and when he's about to talk it suddenly turns into joshu laughing like an idiot

[languid hatch]

this one

[royal gale]

oh boy

[low walrus]

joshu could unscrew gappy's 4 balls and have 6 balls

[minor ore]

can’t wait to see his dick

[low walrus]

yet he chooses not to because he knows society could not survive it

[low walrus]

what the fuck

araki please go to horny jail

[hallow sigil]

That's some serious male stripper vibes

[minor ore]

it doesn’t have a dick

[languid hatch]

starting 2 feel like araki is gay

[low walrus]

WHY HE GOT A FUCKING MASSIVE BULGE

[minor ore]

Ffs

[royal gale]

or his redemption arc could be him unscrewing his own 2 balls and giving them to Gappy so he can beat the bad guy or whatever

[hallow sigil]

That's his knee

[languid hatch]

wh-

[royal gale]

WHY HE GOT A FUCKING MASSIVE BULGE
@low walrus knee

[low walrus]

ok good

[royal gale]

he does have a pretty fat ass

[hallow sigil]

New side story: Joshu finds out Josuke has 4 balls, uses Nut King Cole to steal the balls of many people

[minor ore]

Didn’t you hear? Knees are the new penises

[languid hatch]

he got some hips doe ngl

[low walrus]

tbf araki has already put his fetish in jojos so him just writing it to be horny is a possibility

[hallow sigil]

Until his testicles look like a bunch of grapes

100 balls, count them

[languid hatch]

yuckk

[hallow sigil]

Or alternatively until his testicles look like Norisuke's hair.

[languid hatch]

NOOOO

[low walrus]

(johnny's thing for bug bites is also araki's fetish irl fun fact)

fun jojos facts

[minor ore]

Josuke has probably fucked a lot of women

[hallow sigil]

...what

Bug bite fetish?

[low walrus]

yeah

araki likes it when mosquitos bite girls

[minor ore]

Bug bite fetish bug bite fetish

[hallow sigil]

That's really fucking weird

Like not just "oh that's an unusual fetish" (like feet)

[low walrus]

nah

[hallow sigil]

But like "that man is a serial killer" weird

[royal gale]

the relationship between # of testicles and power level is a 1:1 relationship

[low walrus]

it really aint

[minor ore]

let’s respect everyone’s fetishes

[low walrus]

if the girl consents then who cares

[faint gust]

Yes I know we all thought dogs dying was his fetish but it ain't it

[hallow sigil]

I'll respect it

[low walrus]

https://twitter.com/jojo_wiki/status/1280317026267828227

JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia (@jojo_wiki)

Hirohiko Araki discussing his fetish - From UOMO Magazine (Oct 2018)

Retweets

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[minor ore]

No that’s his other fetish

[hallow sigil]

But I think it's fucking weird too

[minor ore]

We dont kink shame here

[supple wing]

Do we not get pinged for new chapter release?

[low walrus]

you could even say it's "bizarre" @hallow sigil

[faint gust]

I mean it'd be annoying for the majority who isn't up to date

[hallow sigil]

I mean I've definitely done that with bug bites

[minor ore]

Nes

[hallow sigil]

But I didn't find it erotic at all

[faint gust]

unless we made some kind of up to date role

[low walrus]

if you can respect johnny joestar you can respect araki

[minor ore]

Araki is weird

But that’s what makes him awesome

[faint gust]

Johnny Joestar is my favourite JoJo because I respect him most

if there's one thing you'll never complain about JoJo is that the title isn't lying

ngl whenever I think of the bizarre aspect the first thing that comes to mind is still Eisidisi making his fucking veins pop out through his nails

[wind scroll]

Why don’t people fuckin call Johnny “JoJo” no more ;-;

[minor ore]

Johnny has less letters than JoJo

[faint gust]

they stopped calling them JoJo later in Part 4

[wind scroll]

huh?

[minor ore]

huh

[hallow sigil]

His name is Johnny = Jo-Knee because his legs don't work

[faint gust]

like in the manga/show
characters almost never called the main protag JoJo after that

[royal gale]

they should

:(

[minor ore]

what if

[faint gust]

yes

[wind scroll]

@hallow sigil NANI

[minor ore]

Part 9

The jojo was

Giorno Kujo

[royal gale]

joel joestar we've discussed that

the whole grass to knives thing

its set

[minor ore]

Yes but Giorno would work well

[faint gust]

in Part 9 the JoJo is JoJo Jojoshita

[hallow sigil]

And it's in space

[low walrus]

part 9 in space

[minor ore]

with lots of grass

[low walrus]

please

araki please

🥺

[faint gust]

Joel Joestar is just my excuse to combine one of my favourite streamers with JoJo

[low walrus]

jojo in space

[wind scroll]

Also why the fuck is it called “JoJoLion”

[faint gust]

the reasoning behind that is in the pins

[low walrus]

@wind scroll araki liked evangelion and thought it was a cool name

[royal gale]

part 9-giorno but he starts with GER and its just him having fun and fucking around
its VERY short so araki can finish it

[low walrus]

so he made jojo evangelion

[hallow sigil]

Part 9 the protagonist is Jojojo-jo Jo-jojo and his stand power is controlling nose hair.

[low walrus]

or jojolion

[wind scroll]

Like there’s not JoJo’s anywhere

[faint gust]

MY STAND ABILITY [BALDY MC NOSE HAIR]

[hallow sigil]

Leaked photo

[royal gale]

can he grow it tho?

instant win, just strangles people with his nose hair

or we could make the inverse

[minor ore]

Ok you know how in Spanish they pronounce the “J” as an “h”? There could be a jobro called Jotalla Josté

And the stand cry could be mueremueremueremuere

[faint gust]

just make Joshu the next JoJo

[hallow sigil]

^

[minor ore]

Yeah that could work too

If he doesn’t die

[hallow sigil]

Part 9 Araki just sabotages the series completely because he's done and wants to retire

But no one can tell because it's too bizarre

And it's seen as the best part

[faint gust]

Araki makes

Baoh 2

[minor ore]

Part 9, jojo fucking dies in the first chapter

[hallow sigil]

Part 9 will literally just be hentai

[minor ore]

Gn

[faint gust]

that reminds me, I keep thinking about how Jonathan is still the only JoJo to die in their respective part

[royal gale]

YoYo
spanish JoJo
his stand makes is so that every part of his body is a VERY powerful hair clipper
touch him and instantly become as smooth as a baby

[faint gust]

should've made his stand based on actual Yo-Yo's

[royal gale]

no

[minor ore]

Yo mama

Laugh

[royal gale]

that actually went straight over my head

[hallow sigil]

You just have ligma

[faint gust]

a stand ability that is just Yo Mama jokes becoming reality

[hallow sigil]

bottom text

[minor ore]

@royal gale R/woOOOOOOssshHHHHHHhhhh

[royal gale]

i was thinking exactly that doom man

[minor ore]

Ok I’m sleepy gn

[royal gale]

it is 7 am here

weak

a stand ability that is just Yo Mama jokes becoming reality
@faint gust "Yo Mama so nice she actually just solved all my problems and killed the main villain before i even came in contact with him"

[faint gust]

insert name of the Part 9 Antagonist RETIRED

[royal gale]

first page

[hallow sigil]

Jojo Part 9 is entirely told via 4-koma

[faint gust]

it'd be funny and interesting if like
a character had the power to immediately get rid of the antagonist
and a part of the journey is just convincing the person to do it

[royal gale]

Jojolion chapter 100: Josuke wakes up and goes straight to the bathroom. unfortunately he only has two balls. it was all just a dream...

[faint gust]

he goes to Norisuke (live and healthy) like WE HAVE TO TAKE THE NEW LOCACACA and Norisuke doesn't get what he's talking about

[royal gale]

have you ever read Nagai Yume?

by Junji Ito

[faint gust]

No but I constantly heard of the creator's name in relation to horror

[royal gale]

nagai yume translates to long dream i think

basically a man that starts having these really long dreams

in which he is trapped in some loop like a warzone for days

when in reality he is just sleeping a few hours

and it starts getting worse

the dreams start to become like

7 years of doing the dishes idk

[faint gust]

huh

[royal gale]

and he starts to forget shit because he spends decades dreaming

eventually its like

1000 years

and he becomes physically deformed and when he goes to sleep next

he dreams infinitely and fucking crumbles

[heavy ledge]

Everyone keeps making theories and i just saw my dudes and forgot about the rest im-

[royal gale]

like
literally crumbles

[faint gust]

sounds like a wild ride

[royal gale]

it for sure is

i've heard about a junji ito manga where there is this scary neighbour

and she keeps getting closer everyday

idk

i should probably sleep

its 7am

gn

[faint gust]

good night

[bitter drum]

my god I just read the new chapter

Lucy steel in morioh

[sly stag]

speedwagon foundation

[kind owl]

@sly stag, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

[minor ore]

Mountain Tim Foundation****

[bitter drum]

nope, lucy steel has a case with the word speedwagon on it

[minor ore]

I said what I said.

[sly stag]

honestly this chapter is a slap in the face

[minor ore]

Also announcement: Fuck tooru days been cancelled. No jobin revival incoming meaning no point in saying fuck tooru anymore

[gentle venture]

F for jobin

[minor ore]

NOOOOO

We must have faith

[sly stag]

[minor ore]

Should I continue?

I mean

Yes!yes!yes!

It's really getting pointless

[gentle venture]

yes

[minor ore]

But sure for u two

What day

Idk 56perhaps?

Day 59 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

Ay

[gentle venture]

a legend has returned

[minor ore]

[quartz pawn]

guys

i just realised

[sly stag]

speedwagon foundation in part 8 makes me have a headache

[quartz pawn]

josuke is AU caesar

[raw steppe]

Well, we just need to wait until pancake Josuke

[ebon rampart]

Wtf sharpeh did u just give up in your ‘Fuck Tooru’ day streak?

[raw steppe]

After Tooru's booty reveal nobody can hate him

😳

[quartz pawn]

guys im making a collection of ch 95-99 in pdf

tell me, and ill post here

also all chapters are from Hiwa Mata Noboru

[analog skiff]

Can someone send jojolionsuffering.mp4 in here

[quartz pawn]

whats that

[minor ore]

Wtf sharpeh did u just give up in your ‘Fuck Tooru’ day streak?
@ebon rampart I did like 3 times lmao

But no

It's back now

[ebon rampart]

oh lol

[analog skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/692335282359500851/720934935963238400/JojolionSuffering.mp4 @quartz pawn

[quartz pawn]

ok
tooru truly fucking sucks

fuck him

make him die

[analog skiff]

This is why I love the wonder of you as a stand name

It works so well as a juxtaposition

Compared to like D4C

[quartz pawn]

nice

[analog skiff]

Or Killer Queen, or MIH

Well MIH is kinda melancholic too

But there's very little melancholic villain stand names

[quartz pawn]

nice

also 'Wonder of U' is confirmed right?

in ch 99, ||Akefu Satoru|| says ||"I am Wonder of U"||

[analog skiff]

Yes also

No need to spoiler tag

[quartz pawn]

ok

[analog skiff]

Chapter has been out for almost over a day now

[quartz pawn]

lmao

im reading it rn

[analog skiff]

Ahh

[hollow hornet]

ah

[quartz pawn]

thats why

[hoary verge]

i almost pissed myself when i saw the mask

[analog skiff]

Best meme from this chapter is "Hermes is a rock human"

[quartz pawn]

same

[hollow hornet]

huh cool

[quartz pawn]

lmfao

[analog skiff]

That will always be funny for me

[hollow hornet]

guys is enya a rock man???

[hoary verge]

the second I saw that DSL mask I fucking yelled

wait wait,

so this means the pillar men are rock humans

[quartz pawn]

oh also
tooru is officially a major villian

[analog skiff]

No it's just a callback to previous power systems

Stone mask was first

Then arrow

[hollow hornet]

yea

[analog skiff]

Then palm

[hoary verge]

But they all revolve around the same thing

a rock

[quartz pawn]

also the entirity of morioh is the devils palm

becuz holy corpse go yeet

[hoary verge]

the first palms were made by a meteorite, stone mask is... stone, and the arrows were made from a meteorite

[analog skiff]

Also I love the SPW Lucy design so much

[quartz pawn]

i wish we could make bigger emojis

[hoary verge]

what did y'all do when you saw the mask

[quartz pawn]

i was like, "wait what"

how is this here

and WHAT

DIEGO COME BACK IN PART 9 ?!?!?!

[hoary verge]

i could hear avalon in my head
patiently waiting kars' return dude

[quartz pawn]

idk who audrey hepburn is
im not in us

[minor ore]

i'm pretty sure the mask and hermes were just throw-ins that have nothing to do with jojolion

[analog skiff]

The Yotsuyu flair makes that perfect

[quartz pawn]

ik

[kind owl]

@quartz pawn, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 8 !

[white beacon]

She's british

[analog skiff]

Ik they are Mika but Hermes is a rock human is funny

[quartz pawn]

nice

[white beacon]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audrey_Hepburn

[quartz pawn]

oh

[hoary verge]

yo yo wait

hol up

[quartz pawn]

what is she known for?

[minor ore]

actress i think

[hoary verge]

if they were just callbacks to the original power sources

does this mean hermes is a viable option for nuclear power fuel

[minor ore]

wat

[hoary verge]

just stick her in a tokomak and let it rip?

[analog skiff]

What

Oh

[hoary verge]

i misworded that horribly sorry

[analog skiff]

I get it

Funny

[hoary verge]

but seriously what's she doing there lmao

[analog skiff]

As an example of a normal woman

[minor ore]

wait thanks to you i just realized why araki drew the mask and stand arrow

[hoary verge]

normal

[quartz pawn]

becuz I thought that she looked like the main actress from Just raven
only thinner

[hoary verge]

hermes

[white beacon]

Hernes is an example for a regular human, indistinguishable whether or not rock or regular

[minor ore]

same thing happened in sbr when talking about the devils palms

i was like why did he just draw that for no reason

[analog skiff]

Man can't wait for chapter 99 to be animated

[hoary verge]

gyro's a rock human
source:

lmao

[hoary verge]

Predecessors

[minor ore]

[analog skiff]

Just the weird ass callback scenes + Tooru rising up

[hoary verge]

that's odd wording

[analog skiff]

Tooru walking with the two random rock humans is such a good scene

[hoary verge]

Hopefully they give him a nicely defined ass

that's essential in JJBA

[minor ore]

yeah seems he draws them all together when talking about the origin of stands

[white beacon]

It's a special chapter that talks about all of jojo, predescessors is right wording

[minor ore]

im curious what the link between rock humans and the devils palms are

[analog skiff]

Also I'm pretty eh on xForts video

[hoary verge]

that brings up the question

[kind owl]

@hoary verge, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

[analog skiff]

Misunderstanding a ton of it + D8 hate for no reason

[hoary verge]

are there different rock types? like,

[analog skiff]

No thanks

[hoary verge]

a granite rock human and a slate rock human

if so, i propose the following

crack rock human

[minor ore]

yeah lol he literally said he speedread the d8 part

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 9 !

[minor ore]

misunderstood its ability

[analog skiff]

@minor ore the chapter states that rock humans congregate around areas where they can obtain stands

Omg fucking really

Aaaaaaa

[minor ore]

that explains why most of them are stand users

aaah the LORE

[analog skiff]

D8 haters probably just

It's weird because D8 only adds to the fight

[quartz pawn]

nice

[analog skiff]

I just feel people got a bad first impression

[quartz pawn]

wait what is D8

[hoary verge]

dice

[analog skiff]

And let it cloud their judgment

[hoary verge]

roll for initiative

[analog skiff]

The rock insect

[minor ore]

De Do Do Do De Da Da Da

[hoary verge]

OH that tank thing?

[quartz pawn]

oh

[analog skiff]

xForts really came off as him speedreading 99

[quartz pawn]

that insect

[analog skiff]

No that's doremi

[quartz pawn]

no

[analog skiff]

De do do is the popsicles

[quartz pawn]

the insect that satoru left in his office

where josuke and mamezuku

were there

[analog skiff]

xForts not recognising modern Lucy, xForts thinking the rock humans made the devil's palm, xForts thinking sadako was Jesus??????? And speedreading D8 and misunderstanding it

Yeah imma have to say no to that chief

[quartz pawn]

lmao

[white beacon]

Doremifasolati Do = Tank
De Do Do Do De Da Da Da = D8 = Akefu's rock insect
Iwasuke = Iwasuke

[quartz pawn]

yes

[analog skiff]

Jokakaka is way bettet

[hoary verge]

iwasuke is the pentultimate chad

[analog skiff]

The virgin xForts Vs the chad Jokakaka

[hoary verge]

since part 8's a zonk of part 4, i have reason to believe that iwasuke's just going to kill satoru

[analog skiff]

Go watch Jokakaka's chapter analysis they are great

[hoary verge]

also also

[analog skiff]

Proper reading + not random hating on D8

[hoary verge]

with gappy's stand, asbestos wouldn't be a huge threat

same with rai's

[analog skiff]

Idk

[hoary verge]

especially since it's a slow poison

[analog skiff]

Breathing it in at all

[hoary verge]

yeah, but it's more exposure rather than dosage

[analog skiff]

I mean asbestos fucks up your lungs as long as you breathe it in right

And d8 causes it to spawn on the face

[quartz pawn]

Tank dog
popsicle insect rock
rocky

[analog skiff]

That seems pretty hard to counter

And the hairpin thing

[minor ore]

can soft and wet steal the asbestos?

[hoary verge]

probably yes

[minor ore]

i honestly dont know anymore how it works

[analog skiff]

Yes but difficult

It stole brain storm

Which was a stand

[hoary verge]

it steals 'properties' from things, so it can likely just

"oogus boogus asbestos begone"

or make the asbestos non harmful

[analog skiff]

But it does have a decent set up time

Whereas d8 asbestos is basically immediate

Also why the hell did xForts think the Ring girl was Jesus

[quartz pawn]

im just thinking that satoru is just gunna be pummeled by josuke as soon as josuke realizes it weakness

thats it

JJL over

BUT soft and wet has C damage

[minor ore]

C damage?

[quartz pawn]

so how ora ora

check its stats

[minor ore]

oh

stats...

[quartz pawn]

soft and wet has C damage

[minor ore]

Stand stats are shit lol

TRUE LULW

[quartz pawn]

what if josuke is not enough to kill satoru then?

[hoary verge]

isn't C like, average?

[quartz pawn]

ye

[minor ore]

He can kill tooru

He will

[white beacon]

Stand stats are just as unreliable as character birthdates

[hoary verge]

ah okay, so SW can still hold up in a fight

[minor ore]

he punched damo's fucking skull in

Idc but he will

[quartz pawn]

but every other jojo had A damage

so either araki did oopsie

[hoary verge]

gappy's more of the resourceful type from what i see

nerf strength for ability

[quartz pawn]

so somebody else gunna kill satoru and tooru

[analog skiff]

Geb is C and ripped off a head almost instantly

[quartz pawn]

maybe nut king call gunna screw its heart in place

[analog skiff]

And shoved it into a can

[white beacon]

Gappy didn't even use s/w to physically beat down the twins, nor did josefumi, they don't need A in power

[hoary verge]

screw it's heart in place
that
i don't think that'd do anything

[analog skiff]

What would you think if someone sent this image to you 5 days before

[hoary verge]

i'd piss my balls

[quartz pawn]

just like how ||kraft work set that dolly dagger guy's heart in PHF||

[minor ore]

I'll edit the wiki

What is this

Why is Hermes there

[quartz pawn]

ch 99

[hoary verge]

OH fair, good point wam

[quartz pawn]

read it

[minor ore]

Yeah but like she ain't in jojolion

[hoary verge]

OH SHIT I JUST NOTICED

SATORU'S STAND HAS A NAME

[analog skiff]

He's answering my questions dummy

[minor ore]

It's just a callback

[quartz pawn]

yesa

[hoary verge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIDyNfJzLd8

[quartz pawn]

Wonder of U

[analog skiff]

This is s good song

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/692335282359500851/720934935963238400/JojolionSuffering.mp4

[quartz pawn]

there is a story arc abt it

[minor ore]

What if josuke's hair is like Elvis' hair???

[loud lintel]

All Elvis Presley's songs are good

[minor ore]

tooru dancing

[quartz pawn]

prolly not lmao

[white beacon]

Wonder Of Ur mom haha gottem get fuckd kid

[analog skiff]

Tbh I feel my JoJo tastes are just the opposite of what popular jojotubers like

Especially with meti

(and xForts regarding D8)

[minor ore]

oh no you just killed me

X(

[white beacon]

Lmao jojotubers

[analog skiff]

Yeah the xForts 99 video I'll say it again is crap

Watch Jokakaka's

10000x better

[quartz pawn]

idk

i dont watch

[hoary verge]

yo holup

if The Wonder of U is Tooru's stand

...Then what's Satoru's?

[analog skiff]

Satoru is the stand

It's like strength

Or superfly

[hoary verge]

Wait holy SHIT

[white beacon]

How can you be so sure Wonder Of U is Tooru's? He never mentioned tooru at all

[minor ore]

heavily implied

[white beacon]

It could be the Head Doctor's, and Tooru's is another thing

[analog skiff]

Satoru doesn't appear in the hospital group photo and Tooru seeing what the HD sees

• Tooru listening to WoU

[minor ore]

Jan please

My braincells

Please

[royal gale]

we're having this discussion AGAIN?

really?

[white beacon]

I will die on this hill until a full confirmation

[minor ore]

also the chapter cover

of 99

[analog skiff]

Seriously though why is urban twice in this image

Couldn't he have just sized up urban with doremi

[minor ore]

LOL

[white beacon]

That image has two urbans

[minor ore]

too lazy to cut the png

[analog skiff]

I mean I don't mind since urban underrated but I still find it funny

[minor ore]

@white beacon ch 99 cover

[analog skiff]

Tooru's hair looks weird in that image

[white beacon]

Anyways, until there is full explicit confirmation that there is no real Heas Doctor, I'm dying on this hill

[analog skiff]

It's so round

[royal gale]

...ok

[quartz pawn]

also guys did u see viva's part 4 but really really fast animation?

[royal gale]

what

fr?

[analog skiff]

It was pretty aight

I liked the boy II Man joke + July 15th

• the Emporio Easter egg

[royal gale]

holy shit i missed it

[analog skiff]

And the editing in general

[quartz pawn]

whatch it

[analog skiff]

I still believe JoJolion is the part with the most controversial content. Stone ocean is more controversial as a part but JoJolion has more controversial moments

Like I see so many different opinions on fights

[quartz pawn]

wait no

[royal gale]

she said she was finishing like
months ago
so i lost the hype but she delivered so yay

[analog skiff]

Whereas with SO it's like "yo yo ma bad c. Moon good consistently)

[minor ore]

that scene with poor tom was a travesty

[quartz pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLqj0NAzFmA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBFi-3RobSk

[analog skiff]

Oh yeah

[royal gale]

yes

[analog skiff]

Araki got horny in SO

[quartz pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC6C-GrAO2U

[analog skiff]

Dude stop reposting every one

[quartz pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmj9R1qIokw&t=363s

[analog skiff]

Just post part 4

[white beacon]

Why'd you have to post all of them

[quartz pawn]

just cause

[white beacon]

This isn't #jojo-overall-discussion

[analog skiff]

Araki got horny in JJL I mean

[royal gale]

@quartz pawn you do know the links to all of them are linked in the descriptions right

[quartz pawn]

oh

sorry

[royal gale]

np

[quartz pawn]

well whatever

[analog skiff]

But yeah most jojotubers are kinda meh

Jokakaka and Bizarre Star Plat are good

[white beacon]

Lmao jojotubers

[analog skiff]

And Hamon Beat has good content but bad person irl

[quartz pawn]

except for that guy who does JJBAHFTF vids

[royal gale]

yeah

[heavy ledge]

excuse me but

the translation by dogpark is different when wonder of u is talking

he says "no, that is incorrect. It depends on who I am allied with, what do you think about that?"

what does he mean by allied with

is the stand referring to tooru?

[quartz pawn]

bruh why is chrom e lagging suddenly

[minor ore]

@analog skiff you know him?

@heavy ledge de do do do maybe?

[analog skiff]

No he just follows Stonetoss on twitter

[heavy ledge]

he was talking about the rokakaka coming to him and he said "allied with"

[loud lintel]

Is Hamon beat that extremely horny guy on Twitter?

[analog skiff]

And does "despite being 13% of the population"

[minor ore]

imagine thinking someones a bad person by who they follow on twitter

[heavy ledge]

but the translation by kewl says something different

[analog skiff]

That too

I mean that's one example

[low walrus]

dude

if you follow a nazi comic artist

[analog skiff]

Overall there's a good amount of evidence Hamon beat is racist so just saying

[low walrus]

im gonna say youre a bad guy

[minor ore]

disagree

[analog skiff]

He follows weird stuff, he says weird stuff

[low walrus]

correct me if im wrong but good people do not enjoy nazi mecia

*media

[white beacon]

This is like the 2nd time hamon barf came up as a topic in a day in this chat

[analog skiff]

Different topic

[minor ore]

@heavy ledge that was when he was explaining his ability in the other tl right? when hes talking about 'flow'?

[heavy ledge]

yes, page 24

[analog skiff]

Gonna go now

[minor ore]

where did you find the kewl tl?

[analog skiff]

Mangadex

[heavy ledge]

both translations are in mangadex

that phrase changes the perspective of how i was seeing wonder of u

[minor ore]

2nd one makes more sense to me

[white beacon]

I interpret it as him saying that if he's allied with the higashikatas, he has the fruit

[heavy ledge]

that's why i dont know which one is the most accurate one

[minor ore]

he doesnt have the rokaka in the sense that he doesnt ACTUALLY posess it but he know the flow of the calamity will definitely bring it

is how i interpreted it

[white beacon]

Using kewl's terms, it depends on your perspective whether or not he has it, are you looking at it as him allying with the higashikatas or not

[minor ore]

hmm

[heavy ledge]

yes but that ally thing made me think he meant that someone in the household was allied with him

is the flow like destiny?

[minor ore]

jobin or kaato maybe, though jobin didnt seem to be close to hd

[frozen charm]

Daiya is

Jkjk

[minor ore]

something like destiny or the way that wonder of u manipulates it to cause the calamities

daiya became a rock human when she fell asleep in the wall eyes

[white beacon]

Diego in part 8: Do you believe in [Flow]?

[heavy ledge]

the dog is still suspicious(?)

[minor ore]

OH YEAH

[heavy ledge]

i like how wonder of u swaps faces

[minor ore]

IWASUKEEEE

[heavy ledge]

cant wait for it to be animated

[minor ore]

they literally have a rock animal chilling around

[heavy ledge]

and i think its voice should change too

[minor ore]

yeah its really cool how it just swaps out every few seconds

[heavy ledge]

im trying to paint it but im getting frustrated i had to reread the whole thing again

[minor ore]

wonder of u?

[hoary verge]

wait wait, flow of calamity

that's just fate

[heavy ledge]

yea tooru and the stand

[mint gyro]

Wonder of U’s voice should definitely change when he switches

[minor ore]

yeah wonder of u looks slightly different from when we first saw it
maybe its just because its halfway turned into hd rn

[mint gyro]

I imagine it turns to a mechanical tone when he looks like a stand

[heavy ledge]

it should have like a robotic voice, i cant stop thinking about the microphone picture

yea

[quartz pawn]

guys

[hollow hornet]

?

[quartz pawn]

joseph 100 years old

[mint gyro]

WoU animated sounds so awesome

[quartz pawn]

this september

[hollow hornet]

cool

[quartz pawn]

shouldn't we do something for him?

[loud lintel]

Wait, so tooru is 89 years old?

[quartz pawn]

hes a rock human

immortality

[mint gyro]

Wasn’t 89 just WoU’s cover age?

[hollow hornet]

wow i cant believe it is he really that old???

[heavy ledge]

the stand looked already old in the flashback does that mean anything?

[hoary verge]

N O T
T O
S O U N D
L I K E A
B R O K E N
R E C O R D

[hollow hornet]

i feel like it might just be the stand idk

[loud lintel]

Tbh I don't know, I was just messing

[heavy ledge]

i still think there's a real head doctor out there but that's just me

[mint gyro]

Yeah, Tooru would definitely be older than 89

[minor ore]

2 things -

1. its a stand so its appearance wouldnt change
   or
2. rock humans live long, so theres not much of a change in appearance

[loud lintel]

Yeah, 2 makes sense

[ebon rampart]

If Endless Calamity becomes Wonder of You it could become one of the longest arcs

Longest arc in each part (by chapter count):
PB: Fire and Ice, Jonathan and Dio - 6 chapters
BT: The Pillar Man, Santana - 9 chapters & The Wind, The Chariot and Wammu - 9 chapters
SC: Dio's World - 18 chapters
DIU: Sheer Heart Attack - 11 chapters
VA: Green Day and Oasis - 14 chapters
SO: Heavy Weather - 13 chapters
SBR: D4C/D4C Love Train - 15 chapters
JJL: The Wonder of You (The Miracle of Your Love) - Currently at 11 chapters

[quartz pawn]

nice

dio hasa the longest arc

[hollow hornet]

nice

[quartz pawn]

i wish that araki would get heaven's door

[minor ore]

what makes you think he doesnt have it

rohan is a self insert after all

[quartz pawn]

the fact that he doesent release chapters every week

but ok\

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[minor ore]

😫

[quartz pawn]

rohan does

[mint gyro]

Rohan kept up with deadlines during MiH lmao

[quartz pawn]

ik

[mint gyro]

God of manga

[quartz pawn]

what if araki has all the chapters written and drawn

hes just filling his sadistic pleasure

he did it all by 2016

he going slow now

to torture us

total araki move tbh

[heavy ledge]

perhaps he drew the whole thing last wednesday

[quartz pawn]

ik

[heavy ledge]

or thurdsday idk when the panel was leaked

[quartz pawn]

what if one of us is araki but in hiding

[hoary verge]

sips tea

[kind owl]

@hoary verge, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

[quartz pawn]

maybe hes hiding as a new guy

[heavy ledge]

ik i tweeted like 2 months ago about araki drawing kira again and now i got it

im in heaven

god heard my prayers

[quartz pawn]

nice

also what is asbestos?

[hoary verge]

ne sec

[quartz pawn]

huh?

[heavy ledge]

its like foam something related to building

[hoary verge]

a fire resistant bundle of fibers

[quartz pawn]

oh

[hoary verge]

extremely useful, but long term exposure to it is dangerous

[heavy ledge]

someone shoul pin taht

[hoary verge]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asbestos

[quartz pawn]

but why they be spewing abestos

maks no sense

[hoary verge]

well

depends on how old the hospital is

it could've been made with asbestos

[quartz pawn]

idk

[hoary verge]

i was right

founded in 1911 so likely did havbe asbestos

[livid palm]

I wish for the 100th chapter of Jojolion, Araki informs that the Part 6 anime is confirmed to be in production or something

[heavy ledge]

are silicon and silicate more or less the same thing?

[minor ore]

i think a suffix like -ate means it contains oxygen

so it's some kind of silicon-oxygen compound

[near cedar]

It's poisonous as fuck right?

Asbestos I mean

[minor ore]

yeah, that shit caused long term health issues

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 17 !

[white beacon]

There's a town called Asbestos

[quartz pawn]

what if DP decide to animate part 7 first

then 8

and then 6

[minor ore]

dead to me

[frozen charm]

Then 900

[minor ore]

imagine your future self came to you and showed you jojo part 900

[quartz pawn]

nice

stands wouldnt exist anymore

prolly something else

[minor ore]

Bands

you summon the rock band themselves to fight for you

[frozen charm]

This is my band

[quartz pawn]

lmao

rubber bands?

maybe

u sling a rubber band and a spirit comes and oraoraaora the shit out of the person u slung it at

[minor ore]

araki is now A rock key

[minor ore]

YEAH I SAID IT

[grizzled pilot]

tired: mamezuku is AU mikitaka
wired: mamezuku is AU rohan
inspired: mamezuku is AU toyohiro

[minor ore]

okay you know what

will there be a part 9 of jjba ?

I think he's part rohan and part toyohiro

toyohiro makes a lot of sense but I just forgot for a second

[supple totem]

People saying au him is her au her is that

Like

Bruh

[minor ore]

will there be a part 9 of jjba ?
@minor ore >?

probably

[upper knoll]

we do not know

[minor ore]

Araki hasn't shown any interest in ending jojo any time soon

[upper knoll]

But I think its very possible

[minor ore]

plus he said he wanted to make a part set in France and he hasn't done that yet

[upper knoll]

thats news

[white beacon]

wasn't it italy? everyone keeps saying italy and i forget which interview he says it

[upper knoll]

The only thing I know is that he hinted that there could be an another part set in Italy

[minor ore]

It's France I believe I don't remember the exact interview

of course he also loves italy

[upper knoll]

If he maintains his health then we can see part 9

[minor ore]

remember Part 5 was first shown in France too

[upper knoll]

For now we've got a few more years of Jojolion probably

[minor ore]

*part 5 anime

[upper knoll]

I remember there was a yt video of crowd cheering at some points of first episode of part 5 when it was shown in France

I cant find it tho

Was a really fun video

[minor ore]

yea

[fallen oyster]

I'm pretty sure he was AU Toyohiro

[minor ore]

I think he's a bit of both

cause he's got the elaborate ski-life setup

much like the superfly

[fallen oyster]

Yeah

[minor ore]

wait real quick, it was rai that had the dark determination right?

or was this josuke?

[upper knoll]

No

Josuke

[minor ore]

they've both had it

[upper knoll]

that is josuke

[minor ore]

that's Rai

aaah

[upper knoll]

wait what?

[minor ore]

Josuke has a rock in his eye

incase you forgot

OH RIGHT

[upper knoll]

Damn bro I cant read pictures

[minor ore]

thanks pisha im dumb

That's Rai

but Josuke also had it earlier in the part

[upper knoll]

Josuke had dark determination after I am a rock

[minor ore]

yes

[upper knoll]

when he didnt find Yasuho in the basement room

[white beacon]

Rai is the true JoJo of Jojolion

[upper knoll]

his girl was gone :/

[minor ore]

yeah i thought that was rai's hat in the panel but they just showed josuke so i was confused

also I feel Rai's initial personality and relationship with Josuke is similar to Rohan

Rai is kind of a cocky dick at first

[fallen oyster]

Josuke has the half-coloured eyes

Yeah

[fallen oyster]

There we go

[minor ore]

fun fact

[white beacon]

how fun

[minor ore]

in the anime of part 4, Yukako and Stray Cat also have it

[upper knoll]

also Jonathan in the first OP

[white beacon]

it all started with jolyne

[minor ore]

Joylne was the first ever to have it

sharingan

yeeeee

Tooru is the Jake Paul of jojo

[white beacon]

tooru would legit start vlogging right now

[minor ore]

true

my wonderful boy

[fallen oyster]

Lmao yeah

[ebon rampart]

https://jojowiki.com/Dark_Determination

[minor ore]

"heyy what's up guys."

[minor ore]

god i want him to gaslight me

[white beacon]

"hey what's up guys it's ya boy tooru and today w'ere gonna have a tour at the higashikata estate, don't mind yasuho there she's just crumbling"

[fallen oyster]

Sksksksks

[hollow hornet]

yasuho current status: crawling

[upper knoll]

"shes gonna be saved by the chad joshu anyway, so we can ignore her for now"

[minor ore]

we all know joshu and yasuho are gonna fuse

[upper knoll]

Wonder how that'd work

So far only people of the same sex fused together

[minor ore]

Akefu Satoru at Rai's dad's funeral https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiWo4aeP9qM

[hollow hornet]

ah

[minor ore]

HAHAHAHA

[upper knoll]

Nah he was respectful

[minor ore]

thats super fucked up but those peoples faces XD

it's fucking hilarious

obviously fake but

hilarious

i dont know... i'd believe you if you said it was real

people are crazy nowadays

lmao

why is this one of the top comments

[analog skiff]

Tbh the best youtuber that does JoJo content IMO is New World Review

His videos are well made, he's funny, and his JoJo videos do talk about the manga too

[minor ore]

im unfamiliar with them

I like xforts, his jojolion reviews are cool. Although I might be biased cause one of my friends is dating him

[analog skiff]

xForts jojolion 99 review is one of the worst JoJo vids I ever watched

I mean that's a bit extreme

[minor ore]

I dunno it's just nice to see him get so excited for new chapters

it's kinda wholesome

[analog skiff]

But still he misinterprets like 99% of it and hates on D8 for no reason. Also he apparently speedread the D8 part which is why he didn't understand the ability

Idk I just am tired of D8 hate

[minor ore]

well I mean

I don't hate D8 but I can see why people would

[analog skiff]

I think D8 was kinda needed for a good HD fight

With the current set up

Also the current situation is very tense

As Josuke can't move at all for multiple reasons

That and D8 has a cool ability

I just feel people immediately expected the worst from D8 and that clouded their judgement a lot

Since D8 doesn't detract in any way from 99

And hell adds to it imo

JoJo body horror is always good

And now there's bigger stakes for if Josuke moves

And he can't just run

[minor ore]

cool

oh yeah if we wanna get technical Baoh has the very first Dark Determination

[white beacon]

baroo? what is he, a dog? muwahahahahaha

[minor ore]

doggy

[low walrus]

jolyne using dark determination

how

[hushed rover]

what the shit

[hollow hornet]

yes the shit

its kind of a reference to the previous parts i think

its not related to jjls story

idk

[hushed rover]

you're most likely right, but those pages were random as fuck

[hollow hornet]

yea lmao

[hushed rover]

but it's funny. i was just thinking the other day how interesting that jojolion was the only part without anything dio related

[hollow hornet]

dio is everywhere and will be everywhere

[analog ether]

Dio Everywhere System

[hushed rover]

and right before that page, the speedwagon foundation exists too

hot damn, this chapter was full of fanservice

and wasps

[minor ore]

where was the fanservice

[hollow hornet]

toorus ass reveal

or just the references to other parts could be both

[ebon rampart]

Lmao

[hollow hornet]

rock human hermes

[hushed rover]

Human (homo sapiens)

[analog ether]

Goated Panel

Hope he comes back

[raw steppe]

Everything for my Spidu Kingu

[near cedar]

and right before that page, the speedwagon foundation exists too
@hushed rover the Speedwagon oil foundation was the main sponsor of the Steel Ball Run race

We knew they existed already

On an unrelated note

I forgot the thing on Tooru's head was his hair and thought it was a hat

[white beacon]

it's the Weather Report effect

[ruby river]

tooru main villian

[analog skiff]

I need art of Tooru with the other main villains

[minor ore]

im afraid of that lmao