jojolion

[gilded stream]

if you have to think to make a joke it's probably not good

[violet hemlock]

jojo would be so much better

without the memes

[gilded stream]

that sounds stupid, but that's how i see it

[violet hemlock]

could you imagine if on every improv comedy show they pause for like 2 minutes trying to think of a joke

[lusty escarp]

Can’t imagine that

[violet hemlock]

"So this dude walks into a bar"
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"and then"

[lusty escarp]

He

Uhhhhhhh

[violet hemlock]

hmmm

[gilded stream]

i like okbuddy stuff like that one heaven's door meme in #manga-jojokes

[violet hemlock]

HOLY SHIT

ITS SO UNFUNNY

OH MY GOD

[hollow hornet]

tf

o r a

[violet hemlock]

we should delete jojokes

[hollow hornet]

wait

[violet hemlock]

from every jojo discord

no meme channel

[hollow hornet]

isnt that the rape ape thing

[violet hemlock]

no memes rule

[hollow hornet]

yes please

[lusty escarp]

Ye

[violet hemlock]

"If you post any meme thats either about jojo or unfunny, zero tolerance policy."

theres 30k people here

imagine if 30k people become good jojo fans

[hollow hornet]

ifunny.c 😄

[violet hemlock]

god

[hollow hornet]

we can only imagine

[violet hemlock]

za waurod!! Ora ora! Oh, approaching me??

Kono dio da!

[hollow hornet]

speedwagon waifu !!1!

[violet hemlock]

WE HAVE A FUCKING SPEEDWAGON CHANNEL HERE

this server is the reason why jojo fans are unfunny

man

[gilded stream]

i don't even think manga only parts are safe from it

[violet hemlock]

part 8 is mostly safe

part 6 and 7 arent

[hollow hornet]

yea

[violet hemlock]

and part 8 is only just

4 balls

haha

[gilded stream]

crazy train's comment section got fucked up by jojo fans

[violet hemlock]

and its fucking stupid

[gilded stream]

and it appeared in a single panel

[violet hemlock]

the o'jays decided to delete comments from lovetrain

because all of them were jojo

for actual feedback

what did jojo fans do?

instead of respecting it, they went like HAHAH YOU CANT STOP THE JOJO!! MUDA MUDA!!

fuck this fandom

[gilded stream]

i wouldn't discredit the entire fandom

[violet hemlock]

ofcourse not

but the majority of it

stinks

[gilded stream]

it's fun talking about parts with people

[violet hemlock]

theres alot of good jojo fans, ofcourse

but the majority of jojo fans

are anime fans

[lusty escarp]

The fandom as a whole isn’t bad like 90% percent is fine but that 10% is just so fucking loud they drown everything out

[violet hemlock]

and the animes have been made unfunny to death

i wouldn't say 90%

a good 60% is fine

the bad side is really big

like actually gigantic

[gilded stream]

im fine with anime onlys tbh

[violet hemlock]

same, but its lightyears harder to find good anime only's

[lusty escarp]

Well the majority is fine

[gilded stream]

it's fine to not want to read the parts and wait for it to be animated

[violet hemlock]

good anime onlys are like

rare

Well the majority is fine
yeah, but alot of people in the majority dont speak up

the 40% take dumb actions

and bomb everything

[lusty escarp]

Yeah that’s the problem

[violet hemlock]

so if there were only like 100k bad jojo fans

those 100k would go nuts

and look gigantic as fuck

and then we are just like eh

fuck it

[gilded stream]

im fine with jojokes though

it's annoying but it's not destructive in any way

[violet hemlock]

oh yeah ofcourse not

[gilded stream]

comment section barraging is my concern

[violet hemlock]

the bad side of jojo isnt that destructive

theres a few people who harass others

[lusty escarp]

What’s the difference between speedwagon and jojokes

[violet hemlock]

but the majority isnt destructive

just dumb

and annoying

[gilded stream]

same channel different names

[minor ore]

speedwagon channel is just basically a territory

folks been fighting to control it since it started

[lusty escarp]

It’s just a joke channel

[wide drum]

do you guys think sakunami karera will return sometime soon?

[mint gyro]

I feel like she was there to flesh out Josefumi a bit. She could come back, I suppose.

[wide drum]

true

[hard meteor]

she'll come back all that suspicious stuff about the rokakka and "leaving the world sound like build up for her to come back as a mini antag

[analog skiff]

WIAT A SECOND

Norisuke is missing an arm in the flash forward

you know who is missing an arm right now?

is it the same arm?

same arm as yasuho

hmmmm

i wonder if that means something

[serene pasture]

Everyone's made this connection

[analog skiff]

Well

I'll admit

I left jojo

during that point

So i completely missed all the discussion

But i'll take the L

@serene pasture

[serene pasture]

It's more understandable, then

[analog skiff]

that and i

kinda forgot norisuke was missing his arm

but yeah i'm still taking the L

I should have realised it was obvious

[gilded stream]

😐

[brazen orbit]

😕

[night moon]

damn new chapter be lookin kinda fire

[wide drum]

what does it say

[tame flower]

damn new chapter be lookin kinda fire
@night moon oh my god

he's vibing

[hollow hornet]

joshu is aight

[upper knoll]

Lets goooooooooooooooooooo

[mint gyro]

I just want to see Joshu fist fight Tooru

[lost slate]

that image is not of the new chapter, it says Chapter 97 (Endless Calamity 3) so this is probably a scrapped image

[serene pasture]

It's fanart

made by god himself

[lost slate]

and the text in the middle says 'Are they close to the truth?'

[civic flame]

character development

[kind owl]

@civic flame, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 8 !

[civic flame]

niceu

[minor ore]

tfw Erina is split between Lucy since her last name is Pendleton and Rena from JoJolion cause Rena comes from E(rina)

and Rena was Johnny's wife

[fluid vessel]

and
jonathan lost his head
jonathan also lost his head

[minor ore]

bru

[fluid vessel]

hurb

[minor ore]

burh

[hard meteor]

why'd it have to be Johnny

[kind owl]

@hard meteor, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 11 !

[fluid vessel]

jonathan sacrifices himself for his family
jonathan sacrifices himself for his family ||agen||

[paper quail]

My friend is reading JJL and just got done with Tomoki Wu fight and as soon as Tooru was introduced and the head doctor was mentioned he said "Tooru is the head doctor"

and I said "haha.. how did you come to that conclusion?"

sweating bullets

[fluid vessel]

i always knew that

[gilded stream]

i mean josuke is mad suspect of tooru from the get-go

[fluid vessel]

tooru was always wierd and coincidental in the plot

[gilded stream]

and openly voices his concern

i dont think it's a surprise to anyone

[fluid vessel]

when he was there, the "head doctor" was there too

and he old af

and is faster than a guy with ahem 2 x 2 balls

[gilded stream]

tooru better be a coolass villain

[fluid vessel]

he better be

[fluid vessel]

@prisma knot i don get it

[kind owl]

@fluid vessel, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 16 !

[prisma knot]

やれやれだわ

[fluid vessel]

オラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラオラ

[minor ore]

chillax

[young meteor]

[minor ore]

idk what they’re doing either

but hopefully they chill

[young meteor]

Hmmm

[oblique condor]

@fluid vessel there is a fruit that can combine people,and that was how josefumi was made

So those fruit have different part of each other because they were combined

[minor ore]

They were combined by the ground

[serene pasture]

the new rokakaka might have contributed to the fusion, but it wasn't the sole cause

and even if it did cause the fusion, it wasn't a ripe rokakaka, who knows what are the powers of the matured one

[simple kraken]

plus like 3 grafts

[white beacon]

I think the only part where the locacaca contributed to the fusion is in the killing of Yoshikage, since Josefumi was completely rockifying and Yoshikage was healing up when he ate the locacaca

Then when they were underground and an exchange of parts happened, I guess josefumi's mortality went into yoshikage instead

[minor ore]

So new rokakaka instead of exchanging your own body parts to heal yourself it exchanges other people

[simple kraken]

Well that was the unripe one

[minor ore]

Does jobij have a different kind of rokakaka from the one josefumi and kira ate?

[simple kraken]

That was grafted once

[minor ore]

Ahh kk

[simple kraken]

I think this new one has been grafted twice or three times and is gonna be eaten when ripe

[minor ore]

We dont know what this rokakaka could do

[white beacon]

This new one is grafted twice. First time was with Josefumi grafting it, then Jobin took it and grafted it to a cactus

[simple kraken]

Oh ok

so

The new new one must be insanely good

I wonder

If it like, does some wacky soul stuff

[night moon]

been forcing my friend to read jojolion

[mint gyro]

Oh boy, can’t wait for your friend to watch Yasuho suffer for months.

[night moon]

haha... yeah...

[minor ore]

toilet flashbacks

[young meteor]

It's been 5 months and she's still dying

[mint gyro]

It’s okay, Joshu’ll fistfight Tooru.

[minor ore]

In jjl time hasnt it been a couple of minutes?

[young meteor]

And save Yasuho and then they'll end up dating.

[mint gyro]

Yeah, these past bunch of chapters have been pretty much simultaneous.

[night moon]

i mean

[minor ore]

Damn.It feels HxH

[night moon]

josuke has been sitting in a car for a solid day in universe

[mint gyro]

Lambo in a tree, where’s it gonna drive

[gilded stream]

Josuke and Mamezuku chilling in a lambo in a tree is peak jojolion

[mint gyro]

A golden Lambo too

I find that an important detail

[minor ore]

Shovel Supple and moist is peak jojolion

[mint gyro]

Supple and Moist is now the only acceptable option for a localised name

[gilded stream]

Josuke scaring Poor Tom with bubbles is peak jojolion

[mint gyro]

JJL is peak JJL

[minor ore]

Rai's thicc ass is peak jojolion

[wanton hamlet]

Jojo is jojo

[night moon]

i think the peak jojolion moment for me was when you see that whole dramatic scene play out w kira and josefumi and then josuke fucking punches damo's head in like it's nothing

[wanton hamlet]

Epic

[night moon]

accidentally sent my friend a panel of yasuho suffering

[young meteor]

Steph, how could you!?

[minor ore]

Who dis

[hard meteor]

The world may never know

[pulsar yoke]

I wish jjl was real

[kind owl]

@pulsar yoke, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !

[mint gyro]

JJL is real, but you become a Blue Hawaii victim

[young meteor]

It's real, we have Rokakaka irl

[white beacon]

Yeah it's called a dragon fruit

[mint gyro]

I don’t know if it’s just the one I had, but dragonfruit is really bland.

[minor ore]

it looks cool

[white beacon]

The inside looks bland already so maybe it is the fruit, not just the one you had

[noble haven]

Cool ass name but tastes like shit

[mint gyro]

Yeah, it looks awesome and flavourful, but the taste was so underwhelming.

[noble haven]

@daring bear Can you change your message that was pinned to have the 2 links since only 1 of the messages is pinned

[grizzled pilot]

https://mangadex.org/chapter/60116/1 jojolion chapter 1 official colour scans
https://mangadex.org/chapter/126273/1 jojolion chapter 1 B&W scans

[grizzled pilot]

problem solved

[young meteor]

No embeds :/

[daring bear]

Oop

[white beacon]

I think it's fine if there's no embed, they won't get to see the latest volume cover until after they go through the manga

[grizzled pilot]

embeds SUCK

as an alternative, they are clearly labeled

[white beacon]

Cx you're bullying the art reposters

[grizzled pilot]

good. if i wanted to see one million pictures of jojo art i dont have any eyeball processing time to waste on all that extra "twitter dot com" crap

[white beacon]

:((

[grizzled pilot]

link, unembed, post image. every single person should do this

[gritty tinsel]

no

[young meteor]

Says the guy who always lurking

[grizzled pilot]

i will have #jojo-fanart optimized within six months

[gritty tinsel]

[white beacon]

The image is (most of the time) already complete view when it's embedded for twitter

Your tactic is only really usable for pixiv links

Because pixiv embeds have a fixed ratio

[grizzled pilot]

i dont actually care dont worry

[white beacon]

I-I care.. :((

[grizzled pilot]

im sorry #jojo-fanart. i didnt mean it

embeds are good actually

[daring bear]

[supple totem]

Un bruh momento

[drifting plover]

Uno position in my shoe

[minor ore]

Day 35 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

I think I skipped a day-

[crude orchid]

OOOOHHHH NOOOOOPO

[minor ore]

Yeah I skipped day 33

[ebon crown]

uh

[minor ore]

Oofies

[ebon crown]

have u seen the jojolion coronation theory

its pretty interesting

its an hr long

but the guy makes valid points

[minor ore]

I've watched that video but I forgot like everything

[ebon crown]

about soft and wet being abandoned and gappy getting a new ablity

lo

u should watch it again

it becomes more prevelant

with the new chapters

bc the guy made it in dec 2019

so just about after gappy declared that he was josuke higashikata

OOO

he's talking about how people refer to Elvis Presley as "The King" and higashikata stands have king in their names, "The Wonder of you" is by elvis presley as well as being the name for the beginning of the pursuit volume

srsly u should watch

[minor ore]

I will

Thanksies for the reminder

[ebon crown]

npp

[hallow sigil]

@ebon crown it's all about the Jesus juice and the jojo juice

[ebon crown]

we love jojo juice here

yea its also split into sections

king of kings is abt gappy's stand

[crude orchid]

Yooo we talking about aeonstar!!!

[ember light]

Aronstar!

[hallow sigil]

Watching the video atm

I usually find theory videos a stretch or not well put together but damn this is pretty solid so far

[crude orchid]

Right??

[hallow sigil]

The point about how precious parts have started and ended with parallel events blew my mind.

[crude orchid]

He’s great

[ember light]

I remember watching it like a month ago

[hallow sigil]

I was thinking "oh yeah that's a stretch" when he said it

But seeing the panels... now I wonder how I missed it.

[minor ore]

Someone explain Pls <333

WAIT

DO YOU RECKON

OMG

BRAIN EXPANDUS

[hallow sigil]

Hm?

[minor ore]

Jobin

Rock boy

:OOOOO

[hallow sigil]

I don't follow.

[minor ore]

[hallow sigil]

This theory video keeps getting wilder

Broke: 9/11 truthers
Woke: Josuke's hair truthers

Worst possible outcome for Pt 8: Josuke merges with Joshu to become Joshuke.

[minor ore]

Wh

Wait so jobin is a rock boi

[hallow sigil]

I don't think he's a rock boi

It's just a red herring and he can't be seen clearly in those panels

[minor ore]

Probably but he looks like he's shifting

Imagine how great it would be if he was half a rock boi

The potential damn it

[remote heath]

Norisuke rock person?

[minor ore]

No

Jobin

Scroll upp

[remote heath]

No I’m saying like

If he was half rock human

[minor ore]

OH

[remote heath]

Then maybe Norisuke is a rock human and Kaato is normal

[minor ore]

I thought like

Or vice veraa

Vice versa*

[remote heath]

Well I think it would more likely be Norisuke because Kaato has kind of fucked off

[minor ore]

Yeah but like there's this old theory video

That kinda shows that kaato was a rock mama

[hallow sigil]

Me at 1AM: "I'll watch a Jojo theory before bed"

Me at 2AM: browsing the Wikipedia pages about crawfish and Elvis

[analog skiff]

jjl unpopular opinions time:

Both vitamin C fights aren't very good

Doctor Wu is the worst fight

Brain storm is one of the best arcs

I'm not really interested in Kyo

your turn

[minor ore]

Unpopular opinion:Part skipping is fine

^

[analog skiff]

i mean i did essentially start with jojolion i have to admit

as i spoiled myself

a shitton on other parts

and while i did read them properly after

jojolion was the first one i got invested in

[minor ore]

Tooru,just like Elvis,will die in the toilet because he cant have shit in morioh

[analog skiff]

my main introduction to jojo was just spoiling myself a shitton on the wiki and with reaction vids

so the first part i truly got kinda blind in was jjl

because i couldn't be spoiled on the jjl chapters that came out after i got spoiled

it's not the best introduction to jojo ever (the spoiling i mean) but I love the series

[minor ore]

TBH i dont know why people cant just start with Phantom Blood.

ELVIS DIED IN A TOILET??

Even if you dont like it that much.Bear it for a while

[remote heath]

I genuinely had no idea what JoJo was about or anything

[minor ore]

Yup he did

[remote heath]

I just started watching it and I can’t remember why

[minor ore]

Elvis couldn't shit

[remote heath]

Didn’t he die because of a heart attack?

[minor ore]

WTF

[hallow sigil]

I though it was that he died in a bath tub

[minor ore]

HE DIED OF CONSTIPATION

[hallow sigil]

Not on a toilet

[minor ore]

?????

[hallow sigil]

A few too many deep fried PB & banana sandwiches

[minor ore]

I started with p3 because people said it was the best part.
After watching the first episode i didn't understand shit and dropped jojo for a year

[hallow sigil]

Or whatever it was he liked

[remote heath]

Nah it was a toilet

[hallow sigil]

Unpopular opinion: if Part 9 happens Araki should go back to drawing huge muscle men with teeny needle feet

[remote heath]

Please no

[minor ore]

Nah i like twinks

[remote heath]

I don’t like that art style at all lmao

[hallow sigil]

But now they'll be even gayer muscle men.

[remote heath]

Twinks all the way

[hallow sigil]

Bear Araki vs Twink Araki

The eternal debate

[minor ore]

Imagine phantom blood tooru vs joshu

[analog skiff]

holy fuck

seriously to me vitamin C as a fight to me in a nutshell is

"WOAH! THE JOJO FIGHT WITH NO JOJO MOMENTS!"

I do love how damo is killed tho

[minor ore]

Josuke asking haato for permission to kill damo was cool too

[analog skiff]

yeah

[young meteor]

Dude got brutalized

[hallow sigil]

Joshu but drawn like Jotaro

[minor ore]

"ay can i kill your bf real quick?"

[hallow sigil]

Pt 3 style Joshu isn't real, he can't hurt you

[analog skiff]

i really like how aisho is killed

[remote heath]

Hato is an independent woman she don’t need no man

[hallow sigil]

Pt 3 style Joshu:

[minor ore]

Oh yeah josuke accidentally drowned aishou

[analog skiff]

aisho is one of the best, if not the best designed rock human cmv

no no

i mean

bus dude

[minor ore]

Ohhhh

[hallow sigil]

Anyone else notice that at least at first the rock people remember the Pt 6 gang?

[analog skiff]

?

[young meteor]

Oh yeah josuke accidentally drowned aishou
@minor ore This was Yotsuyu

[minor ore]

Jesus ...im confused

[young meteor]

It's just because they had "yama" on their surname.

[hallow sigil]

The first guy looks a good bit like Buccellati

Aishou looks like Mista

[young meteor]

I thought Yotsuyu was a girl

Oh, that reminds me of a fanart

[minor ore]

Aishou is not the best designed .Yotsuyu was the best designed thats why i got confused

[young meteor]

Idk if I can post art in here or not

[minor ore]

Yotsuyu's stand shouldve been named "Dude looks like a Lady"

[remote heath]

Naaahhh

[minor ore]

Best Rock MoM

[analog skiff]

YOTSUYU MARTH

[remote heath]

I am a Rock fits

[analog skiff]

YOTSUYU MARTH

[young meteor]

What

[analog skiff]

sorry blue hair femboy

makes me think of marth

[minor ore]

Dude does look like a lady tho

[hallow sigil]

I really hope we get a Rock Lobster by the end of this part

We have a rock insect...

[remote heath]

Yotsuyu Marth

[analog skiff]

ski-ba-bop-

[young meteor]

What's Marth?

[analog skiff]

the dude from fire emblem and smash

[young meteor]

Sorry I'm too dumb

[analog skiff]

who looks like a lady

[young meteor]

Ohh

[minor ore]

I wanna see rock fish

[hallow sigil]

The twink with a sword from Smash

[analog skiff]

and has blue hair

[remote heath]

Marth is the guy from Fire Emblem and he’s also in Smash Bros

[young meteor]

[remote heath]

Smh uncultured

[minor ore]

No u

[young meteor]

No u (2)

[hallow sigil]

I wonder how many more IRL months Jobin will be dying of blood loss for

[minor ore]

I guess around 6?

[young meteor]

More than 2 months for sure

[remote heath]

This guy

[young meteor]

Yasuho has been dying for like 5 months already

I've googled him

[hallow sigil]

Araki going to punk us and we'll get a whole chapter of nothing but all of the main characters groaning and slowly dying

[minor ore]

How many chapters did love train last?

[hallow sigil]

With absolutely no plot progression or dialogue

Just people slowly dying

[minor ore]

It'll be borderline experimental

[hallow sigil]

Oh shit oh god

Someone let Araki near Jodorowsky films

We promised not to let that happen

[analog skiff]

how many episodes will d4c get in the anime

[minor ore]

Bruh watch p9 be the manga version of Holy Mountian

[analog skiff]

including love train

[hallow sigil]

P9 is just some surreal Netsutai no Citron shit

[young meteor]

Sssh, don't spoil!!

[hallow sigil]

@minor ore it won't be readable in volume form. The pages tear out and you have to fold them.

2 dimensions is not enough

Araki: "I am abandoning the book format, and will only be drawing on papercraft now."

Pt 9: takes literally months to assemble

[minor ore]

P9 will be a bunch of rough doodles and we'll have to figure out the plot ourselves

[hallow sigil]

In all seriousness though, have you seen some of Jodorowsky's character designs for his version of Dune that never got made?

[minor ore]

Nah nah

[hallow sigil]

If there's anyone who can do ridiculous outfits...

[minor ore]

Are those moebius drawings?

Or did jodorowsky draw them himself?

[hallow sigil]

No yeah, Moebius

These ones

[minor ore]

Yup moebius

That guy is phenomenal

I haven't read any of his stuff yet but ive see a shit ton of his artworks

TBH i'd like to see moebius draw mad max characters

[hallow sigil]

He's dead tho

[minor ore]

What

The

Fuck

[hallow sigil]

He's been dead for a while.

[minor ore]

Damn

Fuck he died from cancer

[analog skiff]

original fun fun fun looks goofy

i kinda like the design but still glad they changed it

[minor ore]

Wtf i had no idea it looked like that before

These drawing are lovy

Lovely

R there more of those?

I mean.. there's a manga full of those drawings

[analog skiff]

fun fun fun is like

the only stand they changed the design in later releases

of the same chapter

[minor ore]

WHATS IT CALLED

PLS

Jojolion

:(

[analog skiff]

he's talking about moebius

scroll up

[minor ore]

She

[analog skiff]

you missed it

[minor ore]

Yes

Yeah ik ik

[analog skiff]

oh soz

[minor ore]

There is a bunch of moebius sketches on the internet.
I haven't read any of his books yet

Just google moebius artworks

Oh it's a person?

I thought the style is called that

Thanksies

His real name was Jean Giraud

OOOH PRETTY

INSPIRATION

THANKS ALOT

[minor ore]

Okay so

Here's the bet

If jobin is confirmed dead

I'll delete my account

How does this sound

[remote heath]

No please don’t

I used to hate you but now this server wouldn’t be the same without you please no

[near cedar]

What will we do without the random things you sometimes say that hurt our brains

[minor ore]

Yeah but the thing is jobin won't die

😼

Jk we'll see

[young meteor]

What if he actually died?

[minor ore]

Until they announce it I will delete my account if they do

[white beacon]

Sharp pls

We'll really miss you

[young meteor]

No, don't do it

[gentle venture]

if jobin must die for joshu redemption arc it was worth it

[minor ore]

If joubin dies ,i'll become a tooru stan

Equivilant exchange

ik what I'm doing 😼

[white beacon]

Oh so you'll delete your account and make a new one instead

Big brain I gotta say

[young meteor]

[minor ore]

No lol

Delete it then restore it 5 days later

Or les

Less

You're gonna get peace for 5 days

Or more

[astral widget]

"peace"

it's going to be mildly more boring for 5 days you mean

[gentle venture]

atleast its not 4 days

[loud lintel]

I mean

Jobin probably won't die

And there's a very good reason why not but I am lazy af

[heavy ledge]

if jobin dies ill get josefumi's haircut

[minor ore]

Get joshu's

[near cedar]

@minor ore peace and quiet isn't fun! :p

If I want that I'll lock myself in my room and make it pitch black

I come here fir chaos

[noble haven]

Either way even if jobin doesnt die he's still not the MV

[near cedar]

Correct

[ebon rampart]

https://youtu.be/sboIe9S-UGM

[analog skiff]

that's hype

[raw plank]

lol is this part even worth reading

[serene edge]

yes it is

[mint gyro]

Yes. The fan theories are fun too.

[raw plank]

josuke doesn't actually HAVE 4 BALLS?!!!?!😱

[minor ore]

[mint gyro]

[raw plank]

the balls

put them in the bag

[minor ore]

[remote heath]

Just read the part

[minor ore]

Part 3 fans can't read

[remote heath]

As long as you’ve read the previous parts

[minor ore]

No

[raw plank]

I got to doggy style

[remote heath]

Part skipping is a sin

[minor ore]

Part skipping is okay

[serene edge]

worst then sin

[raw plank]

waitno

[minor ore]

I agree

[remote heath]

Sharpeh shut

[minor ore]

Aslong you watch the other shit later

:((((

[raw plank]

the only part I skipped was the part where I asked

[remote heath]

?

[minor ore]

Wh

[mint gyro]

Damn man, I think you skipped the part where you remembered you asked.

[minor ore]

Should I send the poppy yikes emote again?

[remote heath]

[raw plank]

swagger

my favorite fight has to be liquid boy

[minor ore]

Anyways chirren

[raw plank]

its so epic

that's how McDonalds make their smoothies

[minor ore]

Since no one answered me last time

Is jobin rock boi or nei

[remote heath]

Naaahhhhh

[minor ore]

Okay imagine if he kinda is a half rock boi and he just turns into a rock before he dies

[hard meteor]

was it ever explained who that rock guy near the the branch was

[ebon rampart]

bruh he isnt a rock human lol

[hard meteor]

he was way too tall to be poor tom

[minor ore]

This? Yeah I don't remenber

[serene edge]

the dude you pulled yashuo(idk spelling the pink hair girl) inside?

[minor ore]

Jobin

[remote heath]

Yasuho

I’m saying that’s how you spell her name

Yasuho

[serene edge]

k thx

[minor ore]

Wait why would jobin be a roc?

That panel

Jobin is cosplaying as a roc

Lmao

[inland oyster]

Wait so who was that rock human

[white beacon]

i'm pretty sure it's just jobin crouching then getting up but the color team decided it was a rock turning into jobin

that's my bet

[minor ore]

Who got the b&w

[white beacon]

this would be the moment i say "i'll get it" but

i wont

[lusty escarp]

[vocal mason]

!!!

[white beacon]

hehe norisuke's face

[vocal mason]

JOBIN SECRETLY ROCK HUMAN

[inland oyster]

Wait so wth

[white beacon]

josuke mentions it's a dark spot, so maybe that adds to making him look like he was a rock

[minor ore]

JOBIN ROCK BOY LETS GO

PLSSSS BE CANON OR ELSE

[analog skiff]

wasn't jobin previously the one affected by the curse

because especially with how the higashikata bunker was built

[white beacon]

yes, and nori too

[analog skiff]

could be if the curse completes it makes you into a rock human

but then nori is an issue

hmm

[white beacon]

the curse was transferred to someone else anyways

[minor ore]

He also had the cracks or smth

[white beacon]

(if jobin rocky, could explain why horny mitsuba nose cuz rock nose)

[raw plank]

is it ok if icall vitamin c liquid boy

[minor ore]

LOL

I mean

Wait how was tsurugi even created-

[serene pasture]

When a man and a woman love each other very very much...

[lusty escarp]

They hold hands and boom

Pregnant

[hollow hornet]

no tsurugi was created using beetles

[raw plank]

no they kiss

then god sends a stork

[minor ore]

Yeah but if the man is a rock-

[remote heath]

Yeah didn’t it say rock humans are incompatible with normal humans?

So maybe he is just half

[minor ore]

[loud lintel]

jobin is a rock and that explains the spikes on his outfit and hair

[white beacon]

but aishou didn't have those and he's a rock

[astral widget]

he left it at home

[inland oyster]

how would jobin be a rock human

his dad's a human and his mom's a human

[astral widget]

unless?

[white beacon]

caato is one?

[inland oyster]

caato?

oh yeah

I forgot she was a character

[white beacon]

doubt it, norisuke never knew about rock humans and rock humans need hibernation times

so nori or the prison woulda found out

[minor ore]

I mean she seems like a really shady one so she probably knows what to do

[white beacon]

yeah, take down the monarchy

[minor ore]

What does monarchy mean

Oh I see

GET IT QUEEN

[white beacon]

i actually just now i realized i made an in-universe joke because monarchies have kings and the higashikata stands are kings

[ebon rampart]

I would say that Jobin only has the pointy rock design motif on his clothes to resemble his association with the rock humans and it’s supposed rokaka business trade

[ebon rampart]

And not necessarily that he may or may not be a rock human

[astral widget]

rock cock

[minor ore]

He had the pointy things since he was young lo

They're getting less and less pointy

[finite ridge]

ITS THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

[kind owl]

@finite ridge, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[finite ridge]

I am so ready for the next chapter

battle

time

[toxic narwhal]

Bubbles vs insect

Wait, we have gone from vampires to insects and bubbles?

When did this stuff get so bizarre?

[remote heath]

It’s in the name queen 💅

[toxic narwhal]

Wonder what a jojo normal adventures would be like

Probably wouldnt have freaking rocks, insects and bubbles fighting over fruit

[white beacon]

Caesar from Battle Tendency(Bubbles), Tower Of Grey from Stardust Crusaders(Stag Beetle-like Stand)

[toxic narwhal]

Those were regular breathing bubbles

[remote heath]

JoJo’s Normal Adventure would follow the same laws as different Parts, but they just explore different parts of the world and encounter people they don’t like

[toxic narwhal]

Nowadays we have criminal thieving bubbles

[mint gyro]

JoJo’s Normal Adventure follows the legacy of Jonathan Joestar as a legendary archaeologist.

[remote heath]

He discovered a dinosaur fossil

Good job Jonathan!

[grizzled pilot]

[analog skiff]

alright so:

josuk8 would just be an amnesia victim undergoing therapy

johnny's a depressed paraplegic jockey who eventually comes to appreciate life again thanks to gyro being a good friend

(for jojo's normal adventure i mean)

what about the others

[inland oyster]

DIO stole the Joestar money so Joseph can’t pay for Holly’s high fever. Joseph decides to raise a court case and wins the legal battle

DIO kills himself in his cell

[analog skiff]

josuke's grandfather tracks the serial killer yoshikage kira

giorno rises through the gang via gang activities to eventually kill the boss and become the boss

[chilly summit]

Two dudes in the street yelling at eachother

[mint gyro]

Jolyne fights against being framed for a murder in a legal drama and becomes closer to her father as he’s the only relative that believes she’s innocent.

[ebon crown]

BOTTOM TEXT

[minor ore]

Jobin... JOBIN!!!!

[karmic cloak]

who

[analog skiff]

i wonder if jjl ending will be able to top stone ocean ending

i doubt it

but if it does

[minor ore]

Oh wait

[analog skiff]

nut

[minor ore]

Is that the twitter account that I recognise

[analog skiff]

epic part 8 memes

omg

[minor ore]

JOBIN

[karmic cloak]

oh you saw my cringe internet content ? fun

[analog skiff]

yeah because hamon beat retweets you every 0.01 jojolion chapters

also reminder hamon beat still hasn't updated part 8 music references

where's my awesome police song

[karmic cloak]

cause i'm part of The cult of joshu i guess

[inland oyster]

Araki’s def gonna give us a great ending if it’s the last part

[minor ore]

Hamon beats...

he is

Gonna give us

The best

Ending

Planet chromatica tells us that

But TBf I don't think it's gonna be a very happy one

[near cedar]

And then we are gonna feel empty

[minor ore]

And I wouldn't mind that honestly

[near cedar]

Cuz if it's the last part no more JoKo

[inland oyster]

I will await the ending in 2 years

[near cedar]

JOJO*

Fuck

[minor ore]

I gotta distance myself from the jojo BRAINROT for a while

[analog skiff]

true it's just gonna be harder to do an ending as climactic as jjl with the new universe having much less build up

not dissing

[minor ore]

That's gonna happen if jobin dies

[analog skiff]

just part of the reason stone ocean ending is so good is that it feels like the perfect ending for the long built up original universe

whereas the new universe has only had 15 years

[minor ore]

Remember my bet

[analog skiff]

manga is the only time you can say that sentence seriously

[minor ore]

If jobin dies

[karmic cloak]

i'm dead inside indeed

[minor ore]

I'm deleting my account

[minor ore]

Lo

[near cedar]

Simple time stop was shortened and he got distracted by two things

Yes I know that YouTube comment cannot hear me shush

[analog skiff]

imagine being emporio during the part 6 finale

[inland oyster]

And he’s a dumb ass

[analog skiff]

scary stuff

pucci is terrifying in the finale

scarier than HD cmv

he's just creepy

HD is creepy too

but part 6 finale pucci is creepier

you can really feel emporio's fear through the text

i think that's part of why i love part 6's ending so much

there's a fear you can feel at the end

that hasn't been in any other part

i can think of

[loud lintel]

the best thing about part 6's ending is that pucci died horribly

[analog skiff]

just pucci getting the shit kicked out of him in general

it's amazing to see stone free do one last stand rush on pucci

god i love this panel

well i like every panel in part 6 finale

but this is a very good one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3QGvXCLqDY

[minor ore]

Shoot me

[analog skiff]

i cannot wait to see this animated so bad

[minor ore]

How does he know his name

[ebon crown]

general knowledge

[kind owl]

@ebon crown, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 7 !

[ebon crown]

u tend to knw the ppl ur trying to kill's names

[minor ore]

Okay soft and wet

Time to die

[ebon crown]

shit.

[ebon crown]

credit of the uh

comparison of elvis and josuke

is to Aeonstar

you should check him out he cool

[tepid nebula]

@inland oyster LMFAO @ DIO kills himself in his cell

[minor ore]

So reading part 8, I'm at about chapter 19 or so and I have to say

This really does feel like part 4

Some characters are consistent while others come and go, the setting is similar

And it's even more random than it

But at the same time, it definitely feels different, the tone of it I mean, it feels like so far, really only one person has had any compassion or sympathy for Josuke, even within the family that took him in

Eh true actually

I'm out

🚶

[zenith tangle]

Enjoy

[prisma lintel]

oh my god this chapter is good

[gilded stream]

we know

[analog skiff]

You know what would also be a fitting name for Tooru's stand

It's the end of the world as we know it

although wonder of you is an amazing song

end of the world as we know it is top 5 for me definitely

[prisma lintel]

wonder of you doesn't fit it

[analog skiff]

i think it does in a juxtaposed way

[gilded stream]

wonder of you is fine

[analog skiff]

at least fits much more than crazy train imo

as like the actual song

[gilded stream]

the actual song fits more yes

but crazy train just hits

and is a cooler name

[analog skiff]

i'm not really a fan of crazy train

but i do agree it fits a little more as the name

[gilded stream]

im down for the end of the world as we know it

longass stand names are poggers

[analog skiff]

like D4C

what's your "it will never happen but i want this to be referenced in jojo" if you have one?

Mine is Lemon Demon

I love neil cicierega a ton

[gilded stream]

Black Eyed Peas

[analog skiff]

i remember i loved the good night song they did as a kid

or whatever it was

this was ages ago

but it was my favourite song back then

i find it meh now

[gilded stream]

thought black eyed peas could happen

[analog skiff]

yeah

[inland oyster]

All I have to say is

[analog skiff]

lemon demon is much less likely

[inland oyster]

De do do do

[analog skiff]

as it's a fairly recent band with no physical albums

[inland oyster]

De da da da

[analog skiff]

is not araki stalling jojolion

😎

[inland oyster]

I’m liking the name of the stand now

[analog skiff]

that's not the name of the stand tho

[inland oyster]

The song gives it a better tone

Whatever rock insect

[analog skiff]

yeah

yeah song is awesome

[gilded stream]

id also really like to see Daft Punk

[analog skiff]

also the actual song fits very well as like

a distraction HD is using

[gilded stream]

but that doesn't seem like the kind of music Araki would listen to

[analog skiff]

like de do do do works surprisingly well as like an "attention grabbing" song

which is the point of D8

from what it seems

i mean

schott key

aphex brothers

definitely the only songs that seem super discluded are like

[inland oyster]

I want a Mac Demarco reference

[analog skiff]

really techno stuff which may be wrong

and japanese songs

[inland oyster]

Salad days is a sick ass stand name

[analog skiff]

which are definitely not going to be included

[inland oyster]

Isn’t chocolate disco a Japanese techno song

[gilded stream]

no it's a pop song

[analog skiff]

that was included as a tribute

i mean i mean it more as

the only times we have seen japanese songs

are where there's a reason

chocolate disco

there's the one girl in perfume

[gilded stream]

if i had to choose a stand name for HD it would be Rock You Like A Hurricane

[analog skiff]

who's a jojo stan

and for soul'd out

they made a song in the phantom blood movie

mandom is also TECHNICALLY japanese

somewhat

[inland oyster]

HD should be Crazy Train or Wonder of You

[analog skiff]

it was commissioned for japanese deodorant ads

which i'll always find really funny

especially since mandom isn't even the name of the song

mandom is the name of the deodorant

i'm gonna send the mandom ad again

[inland oyster]

I wonder what’s gonna replace tusk and ball breaker

[analog skiff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bWBtRWiGNE

[tepid nebula]

Elephant horn

Jk

[analog skiff]

this ad is so stupid

lovers of the world is damn good for what's pretty much an ad jingle

[tepid nebula]

It’ll probably be The Wonder if You

[analog skiff]

i hope so at least

while crazy train is more fitting thematically as a name

wonder of you fits so much better as a song

[tepid nebula]

Fr

[analog skiff]

this is like my 10th time watching this 30 second mandom ad today

11th

or idk

definitely more than 10

the fucking sound effects

[tepid nebula]

Lmfao

[analog skiff]

and also how over the top western

this is like the japanese counterpart to those really accidentally racist japan skits

[kind owl]

@analog skiff, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 14 !

[analog skiff]

in old US television

[tepid nebula]

Got that James Bronson

[analog skiff]

the fucking sound effect for the spinning card

why

[minor ore]

JJL is only up to chapter 70 on mangadex, where can I read the other 25 or so if anybody knows, or is that just the colored version, and the rest is black and white

[serene pasture]

that's just the colored version

[minor ore]

Alright, thanks mate 👨‍🌾

[inland oyster]

Black and white is 98 chapters

[wanton hamlet]

Epic

[odd monolith]

how did a stand give a medical presentation to a hospital audience

[simple kraken]

it can talk and also some stands can be seen

[sharp cipher]

It can be seen by normal people

[kind owl]

@sharp cipher, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

[odd monolith]

is that a new rule or

what stand is visible?

don't say anubis

[simple kraken]

strength

yellow temperance

superfly I think

Sugar mountain spring

milagro man

Wait idk about milagro man

Rolling stones

[minor ore]

TBH i dont think a backstory is required to be a good villain.

[white beacon]

Chariot Requiem

[minor ore]

Valentine's backstory wasn't that intricate and interesting.
Sure his stuff with his father was touching but what made him a good villain was his motives

Does joker need a backstory to be a villain?

[simple kraken]

I feel like tooru's gonna be a good villain despite being introduced so late

[minor ore]

Did araki write anything for Diego?

[winter ridge]

yo what

yasuho has the diavolo eyes

huh

[white beacon]

Yasuho main villain

[winter ridge]

im getting major kakyoin-fight flashback from woo's intro

she calls herself ms cherry

and seems to be possessed by his stand or something

AND it's set in a hospital

[minor ore]

Day 36 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

[hallow sigil]

What if that shot of Fruit Daddy in the bodybag was just Tsurugi's "illusion"?

[minor ore]

I thought everyone thought that

[analog skiff]

in an alternate universe

jojolion

[frozen comet]

Where are the lions

[daring bear]

maybe the true lion is all the friends we made along the way

[minor ore]

The lions were beaten to death by a golf club ⛳

[analog skiff]

Why didn't Jotaro use star finger against Tooru

[daring bear]

[astral frost]

I have a theory about the main bloodline that runs through the alternate universe starting in part seven. Since Johnny Joestar does not have the Star Mark but Gappy does, I’m wondering if a different bloodline holds the same place as the Joestars in their universe.

[white beacon]

is there a panel that clearly shows johnny's back and shoulder but not the star birthmark?

[astral frost]

I don’t think so, but there isn’t a single panel showing the mark. I just thought it was strange how the trademark for a Jojo wasn’t on him.

I wonder if Josefumi Kujo or Yoshikage Kira’s are actually the focused bloodline of the universe or have a relation to whatever bloodline is. But, no panels of either of them have been shown with a star mark either, so it is a little far fetched.

[white beacon]

kira(and by extension his sister Kyo) has the star mark, it can be seen in that chapter where Kyo and Josuke meet up at the Wall Eyes to demonstrate the exchange of parts with the fruit

Josefumi also has the star birthmark in a very suspicious photograph of him, Kira, and Karera in Karera's phone

[astral frost]

Oh yeah you’re right. I wonder why Johnny was never clearly shown with a mark...

[white beacon]

Though Josefumi's is debatable because the birthmark isn't seen in one panel of him as a child where it shows the part where the birthmark would be, instead it shows something like a wound

[minor ore]

P4 josuke's birthmark wasnt shown either

Error

[astral frost]

He actually does have a star. I remember it being shown in the anime in the episode where Joseph bought a bunch of stuff for the invisible baby. It shows up when Josuke is in a tank top and reads the receipt.

I guess it didn’t get shown too much because he always had his school coat on

[minor ore]

I was talking about the manga

[near cedar]

what's your "it will never happen but i want this to be referenced in jojo" if you have one?
@analog skiff the song Fuck You with an Anchor by Alestorm

[analog skiff]

pfff

just listening rn

ridiculous song

[ebon rampart]

alestorm based

[near cedar]

I laughed so hard first time I heard it

a backstory is required to be a villain
@minor ore since when

JoJolion's villain has no backstory so far

He is great

[analog skiff]

valentine had no backstory before being revealed as the villain

[near cedar]

Kyruin Ragyo as far as I remember doesn't have a backstory and is one of my favourite villains in any anime

[crude orchid]

@minor ore theorists being equally crazy before and after a chapter

[young meteor]

89 years old

[daring bear]

Jojolion best part

[crude orchid]

jojolion best part

d8 as well

[daring bear]

unfunny jojolion memes that should be in #manga-jojokes

[crude orchid]

but say full name

[daring bear]

[crude orchid]

oh hell yeah

[daring bear]

I think Diavolo's Lice died

[minor ore]

Yes hi

[young meteor]

She's here

[daring bear]

hello welcome

[crude orchid]

all the shit

we suggested

[minor ore]

Can I add the fuck tooru days?

[daring bear]

yes

[crude orchid]

oh of course

[young meteor]

Jobin fanboys

[daring bear]

people copying jojotuber theories

[young meteor]

*joshu

[minor ore]

Yeah

Okay

Wait

[crude orchid]

wow there is a lot

historia cant you do both

[young meteor]

?

[minor ore]

There's barely any jobin fanboys

[crude orchid]

joshu and jobin fanboys

just fanbois in general

[young meteor]

I meant Joshu tbh

[daring bear]

every character in jojolion has a fan bois and grills