#jojolion
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Hehehe. Two bodies one soup
I think the most solid evidence is Satoru Blair-witching in the corner.
Im not changing it
I'm still not over these goofy ass names for the rock animals
And there's tsurugi with the japanese equivalent of "rocky"
Doremifasolati Do Do Do De Da Da Da
Ding dang dong dong deng deng dong dong ding dang should be the next one
So the rock bug nomenclature is
Start with D
Be really long
I'm Blue Da Ba Dee
One thing about it tho since HD seems to be the stand
I thought he was boutta do something with the new roka to himself and look sexy and younger but I guess that theory’s probably out the window by now
What i don't understand is why you think the HD at the conference isn't the Stand, but every other time he is
no, i meant BackyardBooster, Ashtronomical, etc.
We literally saw that it's the stand in chapter 98
what, did the real and fake one just switch out?
I'm basing it off of other stands; we shouldn't assume that the stand is visible to non-users. Even then, it's quite a push for the user to have it have an identity as a cover.
But...
We literally have evidence that it is visible to non-users, even if only selectively
Taoka interacted with one who'd turn out to be the stand like a minute later
Makes sense
The stand might be based on a real person, but it's not provable
Highly likely the same HD who did the lecture is the same one confronting Josuke
I can see that
Considering the HD showed up out of nowhere, just like the other doctors, who all had completely fabricated identities
At this point I don’t think he is
He is tho
Lecture hd = Interview hd = confrontation hd
No I mean is a real person in question
oh
I'm gonna go back through the TGU hospital arcs and try to come up with something more definitive in regard to if he's a stand based on a person or not.
I don't think it would be implausible to say non-stand users can see HD
stand rules really just don't hold up
Bohemian Rhapsody?
Strength?
it's the stand ability
strength is bound yeah
The stand rule that is most commonly violated is the stand and user sharing injuries
@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 13 !
Tooru says to Yasuho he's working at the hospital part-time. I'd like to assume he started working there a bit after the Rock Doctors integrated into the hospital, which Holly accounts to have seen the Head Doctor with them. It wouldn't exactly make sense if Tooru is with the Rock Doctors but doesn't take the role of a doctor himself, and instead is simply a part-timer
We also don't have any idea if Tooru has worked with the other Rock Doctors too
So I can assume there's a Head Doctor but there's also that stand that takes the form of the Head Doctor
I reckon that Wonder of You (all evidence points to that being it’s name(crazy train shares the same probability)) is a powerful reality bender and created the guise of the head doctor and that he lived for that long
But the head doctor being a real person at some point isn’t a bad theory
im still hoping for crazy train
but a reality bending stand would be fit for a main villain
I really hope it’s neither of them
It makes no sense for a stand’s name to be directly referenced as a music reference in-universe
It’d be a step further, but real-world artists have been mentioned in-universe.
Also the chapter actually called The Wonder Of You has already ended, and that one focused more on the whole of jojolion than the HD specifically
it makes no sense for people in the 19th century to name their stands after 20th century songs
Why wouldn't it make sense?
but here we are
Bit unrelated, but something occurred to me while thinking about Tooru and the HD being like Diavolo and Doppio
Something that araki’s never actually done directly
So ?
It just seems weird to do it now
Tooru likes the songs, it wouldn't be strange for him to name the stand after a song he listened to
@gilded stream, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !
Why cant he do a new thing?
One of the big things that sticks out about Tooru is him not having a last name, or it not being revealed yet. It occurred to me that Araki has given all his villains full names, except for one: Diavolo.
It’s not definitive or even evidence, I just thought it was interesting.
inb4 Tooru likes Prince so he named his stand Soft and Wet
His stand will be Raspberry Beret
I’ll put it this way: Araki has never adressed that stands are named after songs in universe, nor has he actually mentioned the referenced songs in universe, why would he do it now?
And with Tooru of all people?
Why wouldn't he do it?
this is the off-the-rails part
Why the hell would tooru listen to Elvis in middle of a fight?
Someone like Akira i’d understand, but not tooru
@minor ore it's a joke
Bruh what
Tooru vibes to Elvis while fighting Josuke
what?
Just because a character listens to a song doesn’t mean they’d name a manifestation of their deepest self after it
There's so much evidence pointing to Wonder of You being the stand name already
"inb4 Tooru likes Prince so he named his stand Soft and Wet" this is the joke
I dont know why thats so hard to accept
Let me guess, the arc?
see the joke there is that our main protagonist Josuke already has a stand named Soft and Wet so it would be humorous if the main antagonist had one of the same name
I mean, I’d probably name my stand after a favourite song or one I feel reflects me well
Well guess what, that arc is all about ALL of jojolion. Jobin, Josuke, Yasuho... it covers a lot of stuff
Dont explain your damn joke
this dude is acting like a rag
too late
Endless Calamity is the one that’s actually about the doctor/tooru head on
So what do you think the name will be?
crazy train 100%
I mean, i don’t really have one i’m certain about
But the Ss on tooru’s outfit, the teddy bears on his arms and the SF in his pants that he had early on leads me to believe it’s Stupeflip
SuperFly
i dont think araki would double dip on the trains as sub-abilities
Yeah
Wonder Of You: Last Train Home
then again it is part 8
Araki doesn’t revisit old ground
wrong but ok
Endless calamity would be a cool name but that wont happen
Imagine if the stand would actually be Last Train Home since akefu mentions about a traveller's journey back home being the most dangerous
I think he might if he’s establishing it as a theme for the SBRverse.
araki likes trains
Last train home gon be the name of another different kind of rock animal
Like how all the villain stands get time-related powers in the OGverse
A rock train
@minor ore wrong, rock animal names have to be unspeakable gibberish
Ding dang dong dong deng deng dong dong ding dang will be the next rock animal
Eiffel 64 stand or Araki is a hack
it's gotta be some dumb shit like Ooo wakkadoowakkaday
@inland oyster stand gotta be named Blue
Mine maintains a musical reference so it’s the best suggestion fite me
Doot doola doot doo
Bruh mine does too you aint special
It’s a duel to the death, then
Mine is a nardwuar refrence yay
On a more serious note, think Joshu’s gonna fight Tooru?
yes
Nah tooru gives 0 fucks
I hope we get to see more of NKC
they're gonna fist fight, schott key style
Or he pulls up his glock 19 and shoots Joshu's nuts &bolts
And walks of with the rokakaka in front of yashuo
Wait couldn't joubin just leave the rokakaka in the open and wait for tooru to come and get it?
And use Speed King to do heat shit
I mean, I think Jobin’s out of action for now
Not now,im talking before dilf went on his period
He couldve put a few bucks in the pot and wait for tooru to pick it up
I don’t think Jobin’s the type to risk losing the rokakaka for a trap.
Ojiro
speaking of Ojiro, I really like his stand
Ah, you’re right on that. I really need to read back through and give myself a more solid picture.
for how stupid it is and how cool he makes it look
Tooru wont fall joubin's trap tho
is this a manga part?
He was smart enough to not step in the bubble room
@fossil coral, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !
@fossil coral yes
i mean you'd expect Fun Fun Fun to be lame as hell but he has some really good fights
🎶Ay🎶
🎶Uh🎶
🎶Ay🎶
🎶Plug Walk🎶
the only reason Ojiro lost was because he let his greed get the best of him
In that order it seems like he unknowingly bumped in a glass door and is feeling bad about himself
Nah, he’s just walking and tried to do the Michael Jackson lean
If ojiro got the fruit the head doctor woulda got the new rokakaka alrwady
The dude doesn’t even have fingers
anypne wanna explain how a hospital audience all saw what has apparently been confirmed to be a stand speaking to them
stand rules are broken
apparently
bc thats like a major fuckin thing
but iight
I'll suspend my disbelief in this rock person punch ghost soap bubble world a little more
Whassat?
What're you doin'?
Day 31 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived
Urban is the type of person to say the navy seal copypasta unironically
@analog skiff, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 11 !
when the gps doesn't tell you where the nearest denny's is
I'm telling y'all Yotsuyu is AU diavolo
we all know they're both pretty but that doesn't mean yotsuyu is au diavolo
B-but the eyes and the eyeliner :(
imagine josuke and rai are having an intense confrontation with satoru in wu's lab
then all of a sudden
satoru just fades away
miles away, joshu stands over tooru's mangled corpse saying "that's how it's done"
the end
Yotsuyu is AU narancia
Tbh the rock animal naming scheme is actually sorta clever as like instead of the more human lyrics it uses notes and sounds which is much more animalistic
I never thought of it like that
yeah that's cool but its sounds so dumb
and then tooru uses a dog whistle to summon doremi's twin brother, Dotilasofamire Do
just waiting for something to be named F major chord now
Doremi's bro is Doraemon tho
akefu boutta send out G Clef and F Clef
You aren’t ready for the Arpeggios A Major Scale
Gotta get ready for Legato to Staccato scales on repeat
or maybe Large Set Of Notes With A Start And Finish
nickname Song
vocal or instrumental sounds (or both) combined in such a way as to produce beauty of form, harmony, and expression of emotion.
nickname music
Interesting
Tenore sax existed
Tbh JoJolion is half Araki wanting to write more JoJo half Araki wanting to promote his favourite album, Coda by the rock band Led Zeppelin, composed of a collection of unused tracks released in 1982, 2 years after Led Zeppelin disbanded.
get it because coda sing bloody stream and such
Bloody Stream was on Coda
yes
araki is just promoting his playlist
JoJo is just one big Spotify playlist
Chocolate Disco was solely included because a member of the band was a massive JoJo Stan iirc
I'm pretty sure the daughter story is wrong
R.i.p Rock Humans' Head Strangler Plastic Eyes
Just an excuse: Yotsuyu hid a ton of plastic wrap around his eye and activated I Am A Rock with plastic on Yasuho
Here's my theory
That makes the most sense with the current known abilities

I Am A Rock is an underrated stand
It's Bastet but pulled off better
And used really cool in the fight
I am a Rock is an underrated song
I am a Rock is a good song
But I prefer Brain storm, Vitamin C, and Doc Wu as songs
And Wonder of you
All of their choruses are stuck in my head
@minor ore It does make sense though
Yeah it does wdym
I've had this conversation with Formaggio before and I do not want to repeat
It just doesnt
You’re talking about the song right? The song makes perfect sense and it’s just sad
I think it's more about how the song is being alone
Yet Yotsuyu works with others
Which is ehhhh
Not a good excuse
He’s relating himself to a rock which doesn’t feel any pain or emotion, it has no life. And an island is a calm place with nothing wrong, ironic because in the song you can tell there’s a lot wrong with him
The island part is also a reference to an old poem stating no man is an island
It’s talking about how he’s so isolated from the world and suppresses his feelings, just like a rock, he has no life
Brain storm's chorus fits super well with the finale of the fight
Yeah
You could've related to anything but a rock smh
That’s not the point though
It makes sense because a rock is firm and solid, which is what he’s relating himself to
Or at least, the person in the song
It’s just simple
But I can't take the song seriously like that
Anything but a rock
Why is a rock so bad though
Rocks have been used in media for years. “You are my rock” “Firm as a rock”
Fair enough
I would also laugh if the singer looked like Dwayne Johnson
Also since I got interrupted irl while first saying it, Brain Storm's chorus feels like Urban talking about how he's trying to escape during the climax
I can't get no peace
Until I get into motion
Sign my release from
This planet's erosion
Paranoia police have
Sussed out my potion
You gotta help me or
There'll be an explosion
Like it's loose as hell but still nice
@remote heath i am a rock is by simon and garfunkel
Because it's best part that's why
still fucking dying at the new jojolion chapter and it’s use of “de do do do, de da da da” as a dramatic line
Part 1 disagrees
de do do do de da da da
the beat of saying de do do do de da da da like you are just saying it in passing is like the start of the super mario world title theme
You're right
it finally clicked what i was singing everytime i said it
like i have hardly played it or seen content of it
thats just how it be
This chapter was so fucking weird
i loved it tho
Though I kinda like that Joshu found out his brother was dead immediately after his dad died
I feel bad for Daiya and Hato though
Jobin isn't dead
ah
Well he's on the ground having lost a ton of blood, would still leave an impact to just see your brother like that
Doppio lost mire blood and luved
Lived*
When has anyone in JoJo died of blood loss
Not counting the times vampires drained them dry
I don't think araki is keeping track of the millilitres of blood lost per panel to determine who dies
jobin has
With what proof
jobin has died from blood loss
The first rat that Josuke shot died from blood loss 🥴
Jobin has died of a cold
i just think araki has gotten better and will kill a character from an injury like his
Oh yeah @minor ore have you seen the latest pin in this channel
A mangaka is not better at writing just cuz somebody dies realistically to a real injury
if i was i got shot by something the size of a bowling ball(relative to rat and that bearing), i'd die too
The 2nd rat died from impact yeah
i meant the first rat, 2nd rat died from a rifle bullet
Josuke only grazed the first rat iirc, it wasnt a direct hit
not better at writing better at being realistic
It's an anime
Or manga
It doesn't need this stupid crap called realistic logic
Like dying from bleeding out
@drowsy fog lmao nice congrats on the pin
Day 1 of saying fuck Tooru till Jobin gets up and kills him
here we go chapter 98
you are a bit late on that eriksonn sharpy has been doing that since chapter 97
in fact
@minor ore have you done your daily?
thing
mamezuku lookin kinda thicc
De do do do is an awesome song tho
Reminds me a lot of fun fun fun
Another song I like a lot
Also like fun fun fun the ability is strange af and makes little sense without context
And ik sharpy has been doing it
Also checking de do's lyrics out
It's generally about how songs are best simple and wordy stuff can't really be jammed to
Which is funny considering the 100000000 word HD speeches
ccccchhhaat ojjklm
guys there’s nothing writkngf withfhfhd chahahfydkso
ywwwaaaha ij afgaeree wiwwbyhj sctttyttytayx
Ooooo it’s so clean
That is awesome
Yall realize he literally just called his bubbles soft and wet
Heaven and Earth
Soft and Wet
Heaven is made up of clouds
clouds = soft
Earth is around 70% water = wet
Water ain’t wet it causes things to be wet
SHUSH
;-;
w h a t
its saying he has smol dick
its saying rai is super fucking hot
@remote heath you are correct
I know
rai ass 🥺🥺
Joshu doesn’t believe in god
i saw it too
He is immune to the calamities
Is it finally Joshu's moment?
Wdym the entirety of jojolion has been joshu's moment
i hope tooru straight up donuts joshu on sight
JOJOLION CHAPTER 89 THEORY
Joshu will use the power of the new rokakaka to heal yasuho, sacrificing himself in the process.
The result of the exchange and fusion will be a new high, an ultimate life form - JOSHUHO
if tooru donuts joshu
- joshu dies
- someone else from the higashikata family will care about tooru and kill him
- they’ll probably save yasuho
- joshu dies
there’s no downside
Joshu sacrfice his life for Yasuho
Rai double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon
if there was ever a character worthy of dying a mildly anticlimactic death with no meaning it’s joshu
wrong
right
joshu did nothing wrong
this is true
joshu did everything wrong
wromg
im going to get you
imagine wishing death on the only guy who bothered to help yasuho
whos also the BEST character as of now
i'm laughing when he dies
Joshu isn't a jobro tho lmao
i'd rather call tooru a jobro than admit joshu is a jobro
i hope tooru is actually trying to prioritize the fruit for yasuho that's why he ignored her
thats some heavy denial
hell yeah it is
once akefu and josuke are done talking it out because the fruit is in the higashikatas, they'll team up and akefu will become a new jobro
My thoughts on JoJolion: Yes the head doctor is the stand, we get to see Josuke again, cool new music reference.
Everyone else:
RAI MAMEZUKI ASS IS A FUCKIN BAKERY
Joshu with mustache eww
joshu redemption party
joshu haters repent
Man i love how the fanbase is 50/50 on joshu
KING JOSHU
Joshu-sama
The chad joshu
Kakyoin horse doujin cough cough
WHY DID U REMIND ME
I hate Jobin more than Joshu
based
Maybe not more than Joshu, but I do hate Jobin
nearly gets his family killed with all the rock human bs, traumitzes his son god knows how many times, tries to kill a jobro, "knocks out" (lets be honest he kills him) norisuke
Is he responsible for the rock human bs?
Is he gonna leave tsurugi to die just like that lmao
That's whats going to happen otherwise the plot won't go
I don't get it lmao
He kill Norisuke
He ain't dead
We don't know
We know
No
implying he'll use the rokaka but that doesnt go in his favor
That's how it goes lmao stuff will happen it's like selling drugs and worrying about getting caught lo
i think the HD stand ability is like this: It is able to appear in multiple places at once as an automatic stand (like, to each individual victim). The stand’s manifestation is activated by the idea of pursuing the head doctor. I won’t explain the calamity ability because that’s obvious already. But an example of this is Taoka going to the head doctor’s office and finding him standing in the corner - this is the stand and it has manifested where Taoka expected to find him first. The reason the stand had to walk to Josuke instead of just appearing near him is because Josuke is not intending to pursue the head doctor.
still dunno who tf satoru actually is or how he is related to Tooru
And is it Jobin's fault that damo came into the house?
He was chasing kira
KIRA is josuke
Sooooo

It’s JoJo, Some of the cast will die and I assume Norisuke will
“We can’t let dad die”
Doesn’t mean anything, things happen whether you intend for it to or not.
He knows that he didn't kill his dad lmao wymmmm
He was the one who used speed king who else did lmaoo
Yasuho is the story teller so
Joshuyasu is canon
Hirose plot armour
She’s a jobro
Also, Yasuho is kinda the narrator, so killing her would be weird
I hope Jobin dies
Anyways
it was mentioned in the blue hawaii arc that the full extent of speed kings abilities are unknown
JJL starts with her telling the story of ending a curse
araki can’t just drop that then kill the character so we don’t ever see it
it would be weird if she died before that curse ended
Araki can't develop an interesting character and kill him off lo
Those mistakes were in the past
Or at least until the end
well i mean araki can do what ever tf he want but he shouldn’t
He really shouldn't lo
well obviously, the writer has full creative freedom
i wanna see speed king get some time or space or luck manipulation bullshit
or anything cool doesn’t have to be those
I hope it doesn’t
saw the theory rhat speed king causes particle acceleration but idk
@hasty heart, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !
we know that it make thing hot
spam araki twitter with KEEP THE FUCKER ALIVE
I like the idea of a simple stand with a smart user able to use its abilities to their highest potential
Jobin can’t die because there’s still the plot point with Kaato
Pretty easy to understand
Ye
yeah but then zuck who is akefu satoru?
like he’s clearly a real person illusion or not
Araki is really gonna kill sexy beetle dilf? Not in this house
Tooru’s just using his image to eliminate enemies
let's hope araki doesnt pull a hot pants again
god no
I'm trying to keep my hopes up I'm sure araki will kill him off soon so bear with me
Then how can Tooru see what Satoru sees then?
It's his stand lol he can feel it ig
The ‘Satoru’ we see is the stand
and also how is the stand appearing to so many different people, as a stand appearing to have sentience i didn’t think multiple of it existing at the same time would abide by stand laws
basic stand laws
Implying stands have laws they always abide to
it just seems very off
laughs in d4c
there is only one d4c though
The point of the ability is to confuse, injure or kill anyone. It’s not gonna follow rules that have been broken multiple times
It makes for a way more interesting stand
that’s bullshit tho
Probably supposed to be confusing like the “who shot Johnny” arc
Notorious BIG is bullshit
what’s the point in even having rules for stands then
Yeah but like that WAS part of its ability
Lo
this is like having 2 unrelated abilities which is also bs
There isn’t any.
Those rules were introduced in part 3, and have been pretty much broke time and again
Yes. Multiple HD’s is part of the ability
so why doesn’t araki just retcon then#m
Speed King can go GTA on some cars
Because those rules are still somewhat consistent.
LMAO
i swear araki even made like a mini chapter about some stand quantum physics bullshit in JJL
People can’t see stands, people can’t hurt stand, etc
with stand rules
laughs in ciocolatta
@inland oyster these rules are not consistent
Cuz Yotsuyu clearly grabbed Paisley park that time
“Somewhat consistent.”
honestly i think that might be giving them too much credit
I mean.
Most stands can’t be touched or seen by normal people.
Oasis can probably be seen by normal people
Thank god
I’d be concerned if it isn’t
Samething with White Album
White Album is not the suit tho
Naked thick bitch fights Italian man and eats sugar cubes
he’s at least wearing clothes underneath
Look up "Surfer Rosa album cover"
You know what I’m referring to when I’m saying white album
The suit is made of the ice that White Album produces
Correct
Too long though
There are some stands that can be seen by non stand users
I just can't name them
Or probably there aren't
Wow bro fake Jojo fan much

people can see bound stands yeah
Stray cat
Hayato could
Shinobu’s a dumb bimbo tbf
shinobu cutie tho
Blaming your son for your failed marriage is garbage
And I refuse to respect a mom like that 
Hayato is a piece of shit I would abort his ass
HUH???
Kid’s got depression or something wdym
you know how many people he saved
Yeah but that still makes him a piece of shit
Mami why would u spy on ur parents like that WTF cameras and all??
If Kira didn't exist HAYATO would grow up to become one of those creeps
hayato is the most useful kid in jojo doe
No?
Yeah hayato is fucking weird dude
hayto saved part 4
He says he hasn’t seen his mom undress in front of his dad in a long time which means he has seen his parents have sex before
If this kid is brave enough to stop a murderer I’m sure he’d grow up to be a pretty successful dude
Still a weirdo
i find the weird kid a lot better than the 15 year active serial killer
Joshu is going to be p8's hayato
Not with that attitude when talking to your mom
Weirdo that saves the day
He'll challenge tooru to a beetle fight
Ur mom didn't keep u in her belly for 9 months for ur ass to come out like that
But that could apply to anyone honestly
I’ll never forgive Araki for giving Joshu one of the coolest stands then making him a minor side character
I’ll never forgive Araki for giving us Yasuho and not giving her any character development.
Yeah fr we need more joshu appearances and fights

well see his stand in action preety soon
Kinda*
joshu will no longer be a minor side character in a month
but ill never forgive araki for abandoning best girl kyo
Joshu uses nut king call on the universe to open wormholes
Nah king cole
That’d be pretty cool
Endless calamity lo
Now we’ll either see Joshu fighting Tooru next chapter or resuming on with the HD , Josuke and Rai fight, maybe even both in the next chapter
OI JOSUKE I used my stand [Nut King Call] to disassemble the space between me and Tooru and now I'm being hunted by some guy who can erase space
@ebon rampart, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 32 !
We already got a copypasta
Ohhhhhh yoooo pog
bwuh
lvl 32 baby
It’s gonna be Josuke focused I’m betting
the fruit copypasta is mid at best
Oi jouske
Bruh
Because they’ve been building it up for half a year
it doesn’t hold up to Yoshikage Kira or the Napkin
You won’t see Joshu until at least Sept or something
Its been that long? Holy shit
Yeh
Time flies this year
made in heaven moment
2020 is endless calamity
I wonder what the final boss of 2020 will be
There are alot of copy pastas in jojolion
US elections
The good bad luck copypasta the jar copypasta and the new chapter's copypasta
josuke "stole" kyo and put her on the floor, so when akefu steps on it and lifts his foot, he freezes completely because of born this way because it counts as closing and opening something
what if
as long as kyos in the chapter ill take it
Well araki stole kyo from jjl
or kyo's in one of those bubbles and shit the floor was actually a bluff to let the bubble move slowly to akefu
joshu disassembled the part of the manuscript kyo was in and placed it somewhere I the future where she can be used better
Joshu saved JJL pog
Josuke's gonna take of his hat and throw it at HD and Born This Way will pop up
i doubt josuke'd done something to floor, rai's literally standing on it and d8 is moving around on it
Josuke’s hat is fused with his brain, don’t think that can happen
I have a better twist
Damn i hope josuke's "plan" isnt some sort of asspull
Jo2uke has Josuke’s hair style
Yuck.
i hope josuke's plan is a pure bluff, i like those kinds of things
We all know that josuke has joshu's hairstyle
letting the enemy do all the thinking
The Poor Tom bluff is my favorite Josuke 2 moment
I hope he uses plunder
Next to him fist fighting rock humans and shovel knight
The baby got scared by a bunch of bubbles
Just use plunder you damned idiot
plunder the doctor's consciousness and put it on himself to know what tooru knows
Wait does the calamity have a trigger other than pursuing HD?
plundering their "connection"
@minor ore don’t think so
based on akefu trying to have them admit to pursuing, i don't think so
Kk
don’t let this distract you from the fact that Josuke doesn’t wear socks with his shoes
maybe he has a layer of bubble wrapped around them
or how well he adjusts to a newly bought pair of shoes
araki on his plothole stuff again I swear
I’m sorry scatt
JOSHU REDEMPTION
That’s a meme 
ch 100 so close...
@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !
Joshu strongest
damn cx blinded by the joshu fanboys... the world really has come to an end
You’re next
@stone maple
joshuphobes gonna be really mad come chapter 99
@minor ore unrelated links, images and videos go to #memes-and-images
I can't believe CX fell for it.
yeah what
did you not read chapter 99?
repent, joshuphobes
Over my dead body
Oh, not you too Cain
Chapter 99 was the best chapter in jojo
I'd volunteer to be put on infinite deaths than repent
My favorite part is when Joshu unscrewed Tooru’s entire body during his Ora rush
I'm assuming you guys are time traveler.
and it was then revealed Joshu was the true protagonist of Jojolion
Stay mad 
Joshu was the actual JoJo
Stan jobin
Are you saying we've been fooled all this time? Because Josuke was the jojo of this part.
yes
Norisuke is the jojo of this part
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. and you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
Joshuphobes repent
Josuke isn't even a real name
this is no different from false main protagonists in other media
Hmm
Stan jobin
@minor ore no
Stan jobin
@minor ore no


Woah
What is this channel rn
What if you
Wanted an epic battle between the main character and the main villain's stand
But the Head Doctor said
De Do Do Do De Da Da Da
just when things were ramping up they hit us with the to be continued
Araki's fuckin stalling us
nude joshu next chapter ?
😳
thicc joshu
Why nude bro
It’s what the fans want
doing fans a service
So much hype for next issue

Honestly i’m just as hyped for the volume covers as i am for the actual chapters
Ok so basically yeah
Joshu will fuse with yasuho via the new rokaka fruit
Making him Joshuho
And Joshuho will look like guy that was in Josuke’s flashback
Freaking wild
This guy
and the new Joshuho will have some kind of time manipulation power, thats why he was in josuke’s flashback
Oh yeah HD is confirmed to be a stand now
My theory that he might be that kid from 1901 that was found in Morioh after Johnnys death is disproved now
Big 😔
I still think that guy is Damo pre-redesign
My poor boi
Josuke would recognize Damo then
If he saw his face in a flashback and then a person with that sane face walked into the Higashikata house Josuke would recognize him
And we the reader would see some kind of hint such as internal dialogue that that was in fact that dude
Yeah that's not my most solid theory
But it's the only one I have that explains the dude that clearly could not be introduced by now if he's as important as he was hinted to be
imagine its joseph
What
Yes I figured he meant AU joseph but AU Joseph is just some guy
Also probably has nothing to do with the story other then being in the family tree
I hope next chapter focuses on Joshu vs Tooru
it probably will
who do you guys think will be the JoJo Lion
Joshu
yea it do be looking like that
Is it confirmed tooru controls the head doctor
basically confirmed
HD is a stand and Tooru sees thorugh it, Tooru was drawn with said stand in an illustration and the stand and tooru have the same sun icon
Ok, i'm confused, wth happened to josuke's face in the recent chapters
The rock stuff on his face?
yeah
Consequences of the rokakaka
Bruh
Huh
Oh, I understand
have you gotten to that point yet?
So doggystyle is literally just stone free?
glares at the locacaca plant
I was gonna legit show you that image in our server hfjfghhjfhg
@still hornet no it’s different
Barely
That's until I realized it was you
Rai can peel his skin, Jolyne turns her body to string
Stone Free uses string and can punch, Doggy Style uses rubber bands and can't punch
Or is Tooru talking through him
Fair enough
but yeah, they're similar
Is HD like cheap trick?
There we go
but hey, so are Killer Queen and Boku no Shoehead
Rai has a more elastic rubber band deal, Jolyne has regular string
Now I didn't have to go into my memory
HD is literally everything at this point
Doggy Style isn't basically Stone Free
The "returning home" speexh was one of the best pieces of dialogue in JoJolion by far
It's different
Like, both HD and cheap trick are stands who are their own beings
HD is epic
Is it weird i like HD/Akefu better than Tooru?
The design?
Cause character wise, we still dont have much material
Don’t have much to go off there tbh
Tooru to me is just a fuckboy
Design wise he easily has one of the best designs in the series
@minor ore proof
yeah I highly doubt that if u read the latest chapter
Tooru apparently can see all that is happening now
His stand is probably hidden somewhere
The HD is a Stand that can be seen by non-Stand Users
Its Tooru's Stand
There's no other possible user
The HD being a stand is weird
Yeah it’s Tooru
Dude made a whole damn speech
Also, Tooru has a stylized sun on his shirt
unless the HD and that stand are actually one person combined which is highly unlikely
HD's true form has stylized suns for eyes
The HD could be like ff
Yeah that’s what I meant^
Both a stand and a person
Eeeeh
@supple plaza, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !
but I don’t see it being like that fr
Seems unlikely
Stands could give speeches
Dragon's Dream and Surface talk independently of their user
But HD seems to be living a life of its own
Wonder if he’ll get a power boost
Either Akefu is a sentient Stand that Tooru can see through, or he's not sentient and he's sinply an extension of Tooru's will
I'm not sure if either will be confirmed tbh
cuz he fits the bill of main villain stand to a T
Or it could habe been a King Crimson like situation where Tooru was talking trough the stand but I think the first option is mire likely
I think he’s mostly a white snake. Case
This seems like Whitesnake 2 Electric Boogaloo
Tooru is 100% getting a powerup
I think it’ll be through the form of getting the new locacaca
But could Whitesnake talk on it's own I can't remember
Yes
Head Doctor: Crazy Train
That’d be gross tbh
At this point we can assume Tooru is a rock human ye
He doesn’t really need it
Possibly
@tepid nebula we don’t know Tooru’s motive yet
^
Tooru eats the fruit and goes full One Winged Angel mode
It’s all but confirmed he’s a rock human now it seems
Ngl being a part of the theorizing of stuff in an ongoing part is fun as fuck
@tepid nebula, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !
Also we musr remember
Imagine theorizing in the king crimsom era
Even if Josuke defeats the HD
maybe Tooru wants to go ULF on us
Must have been crazy
Oh good God
It would stop hd though
The KC era theorizing
For how long though?
I wish I could see it
Lmao
Probably cooldown
Wonder that too
I screamed like hell when the world showed up
it was a cool reveal and fight
Also proved how bullshit stopping time is
The problem was AU Diego was like, the manga equivalent of a post-final boss
Just there to tie up loose ends
Problem?
but wow what an asspull
He’s like the secret boss that’s 200x harder than the main
Also to flex Tusk Act 4 mode
That was a-grade fan service
Smoking Sexy Styling
Man, i loved high voltage
So over all lads
That shit made SBR a holy script of a part than it already was
Best fight in JoJolion?
it’s cool but I wanted to see SM Diego vs Act 4 Johnny
So far
maybe powered up SM too
He would have gotten one shotted : |
Vitamin c
^
Kinda the one that got me truly hooked in jojolion
Before that everything was "meh"
Aphex brothers was badass tbh
id say Blue Hawaii or Schott Keys
But this current arc is being my favorite
This is less of a fight and more like a congregation of fuckery
Pretty much
Schott Key was the arc that got me hooked
Still my favorite nonetheless
I also really like Ozon Baby
The beggining felt lacking to me
people shit way too much on Schott Key
Part 7 got my expectations too high
I don't think we've ever seen a villain so throroughly DEMOLISH so many major cast members before and suffer no adversity
it was a very fun fight, even if it was really short
Ski Lift fight was up there too
Not even King Crimson tbh
The sky lift is kinda my most hated part
Instant new favorite character






