jojolion

[ebon rampart]

Why must you torture me like this

[young meteor]

Time to destroy that subreddit

[minor ore]

nope

[young meteor]

🤥

[minor ore]

[young meteor]

[crude orchid]

[winter adder]

Man, things have been wild

[lost slate]

the promised one, the JoJolion

prophesied to bring a blessing on the town of Morioh

[lofty matrix]

Can’t wait for the next chapter

[minor ore]

same here

[dusky geyser]

Waiting for mystery Stand names and musical references.

[pliant sail]

🦁

[crude orchid]

the origin of Jojolion implies that its an action not a person.im not saying its not funny i just think some people won't know that

Royal Void

[pliant sail]

Four balls

[simple kraken]

I kinda don't want a part 9

It's strange but right now, I feel like 8 parts would be enough

[gentle venture]

mista agrees

[young meteor]

Why would he agree?

[gentle venture]

ah man trying to explain a joke just isn't fun

[young meteor]

[gentle venture]

[minor ore]

L

9 would be fine

[white beacon]

if anything, mista wouldn't agree to 8 since it's closer to 4 than 9 is

[gentle venture]

thank you Jan i can always count on you to explain things

[crude orchid]

i go away for 2 hrs and you are already speaking heresy

how dare

[minor ore]

Day 10 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

[crude orchid]

no jobin dead

well hes dying

[minor ore]

Never bitch

[crude orchid]

i thought that was obvious?

[minor ore]

I've reached a milestone

[crude orchid]

what?

what is it

[minor ore]

10 days

Of saying fuck tooru

[crude orchid]

oh right

but seriously outside of acting like i'm araki i dont think jobin will live to the end of part 8

[gentle venture]

as long as he is dying its better than being dead

[crude orchid]

well i think he'll sacrifice himself

[gentle venture]

but everyday is vacation

[crude orchid]

yeah i know but

it just makes sense

[gentle venture]

i guess if he dies everyday will really be vacation

[crude orchid]

why is jobin so obsessed with phineas and ferb tho?

[young meteor]

Day (unknown) of saying fuck Jobin until Tooru kills him

[gentle venture]

[supple totem]

are you from the past? @young meteor

the dude ded

[young meteor]

What

[supple totem]

ye

joubin is ded

[crude orchid]

day 5 of my Tooru is the man behind the slaughter alarm

[young meteor]

It's not confirmed he's dead or not

Or idk

[supple totem]

i mean it's most likely

[young meteor]

I'm dumb

[supple totem]

but its jojo

you might be right

[gentle venture]

bruh jojo where the donuts survive

[crude orchid]

yes but the best conclusion to his arc would be him sacrificing himself

and him about to die would make him realise that he must

if he wants tsurugi to survive

[gentle venture]

so your saying....this all leads to a joshu arc

[crude orchid]

?

where did that come from?

[gentle venture]

joshu is one of the only persons who can fight tooru is jobin dies and joshu looks up to jobin his stand will definitely evolve if jobin dies

[crude orchid]

ooh'

[gentle venture]

also A in development

[crude orchid]

joshu getting an even cooler stand

oh yeah

thats a great point

[gentle venture]

[crude orchid]

[gentle venture]

[crude orchid]

🍩

araki eating a donut 2020 colorized

[gentle venture]

[supple totem]

araki likes all kinda donuts

:))

jelly donut

chocolate donuts

abbachio donuts

[crude orchid]

kakyoin donuts

they all delish

and bruno donuts last for a long time

[minor ore]

I prefer double Anasui donut

[crude orchid]

my post on r/cultofsoftandwet just showed up in my feed

[lost slate]

joshu is actually kinda buff

[gentle venture]

that is

[young meteor]

[supple totem]

welcome to burger king how can i help u?

[young meteor]

Can I have two number 9?

[supple totem]

🍔 🍔

[minor ore]

Found it

[daring bear]

when jobin

[minor ore]

You know I kinda lost hope

Seeing how his eye was literally gone in one panel I don't think he'll survive

Now I'm 😡

[gentle venture]

don't lose hope it happens all the time

[minor ore]

Yeah but his eye isn't gone, plus there is no healer in jojolion

Mitsuba can't place the blood back inside him

[gentle venture]

[minor ore]

I CANT TAKW IT ANYMORE

[analog skiff]

rai had his eye pop out

in ozon baby

[minor ore]

But they still existed

Jobin's eye cavity is empty

[drowsy fog]

Mitsuba can't place the blood back in him? Literally how does Awaken III Leaves work then because all it's done is pull things out of its ass

[minor ore]

MAN WHERE ARE THE ASSPULLS WHEN WE NEED THEM

[analog skiff]

tbh i find it like, the issue is that it's equally unlikely jobin would be killed off and unlikely that jobin would survive that

[gentle venture]

he has a ton of gasoline near him he'll think of something

[minor ore]

HE IS ON THE GROUND

PROBABLY BRAIN DEAD

[white beacon]

kars moment

[drowsy fog]

Bruh what happened to thinking there is no way Jobin is dead

[minor ore]

IM LOSING HOPE AGAIN

[gentle venture]

he can walk it off hopefully

[drowsy fog]

Remember when Yasuho was 100% dead for sure like 6 times

[minor ore]

I JUST WENT THROUGH THE 5 STAGES OF GRIEF

I'm clinging on the acceptance part

[white beacon]

how about we think about it this way

diego, hot pants, and gyro all died abruptly and not suffering all too much from what we're shown

[analog skiff]

how did yasuho lose her left arm again

[kind owl]

@analog skiff, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 8 !

[white beacon]

jobin on the other hand took like, 6 pages or so to an inconclusive him on the floor

yasuho's also struggling near death for a few chapters or so

while the rock humans also didn't suffer all too long for their deaths

so if we think about it, araki taking his time with jobin might mean he isn't dead yet

[minor ore]

well I mean

That could work

I'll have to be patient ig

[lost slate]

jobin death next chapter

Mark my words

[analog skiff]

How did yasuho lose her arm tho

[gentle venture]

if jobin does actually die i think he will just fuck tooru up by blowing him up with the gasoline when he goes for the plant although tooru will survive this

[white beacon]

i think her arm just kinda breaks off as paisley crumbles in the toilet

[minor ore]

Araki if you're gonna kill the man at least give him a proper death not a fucking can straw 😭

[analog skiff]

can straw is a badass death\

[gentle venture]

bruh

[minor ore]

Bruh indeed

[drowsy fog]

Mitsuba is gonna stick a funnel in him and just yeet all the blood back inside

[minor ore]

I wish

[drowsy fog]

Hey look it's the part 8 healer stand

[minor ore]

You don't even know how much I want mitsuba to save her husband lmao

Nice shoes

Seriously Tho those are some nice shoes

It's reminds me of that shot with kingcrimson showing off his shoes

Sitting like a badass hoe

[upper knoll]

the healer thing in part 8 is Locacaca bro

It was used a few chapters ago on Josuke, remember?

[minor ore]

I said stand

[upper knoll]

Well yeah theres no stand but Jobin can still be healed

Unless he really got one-shot

[drowsy fog]

Jobin just gonna lay there for 2 hours and eat a rokakaka as soon as it matures lol

[gentle venture]

who will last the longest grown man or child that licks women

[upper knoll]

doubtful but it is jojo and the characters do have 20 times the ammount of blood they should have

[minor ore]

Should I still believe that he won't die or should I give up

[drowsy fog]

You should go to sleep and wake up on the 19th to find out

[upper knoll]

hibernation time

[young meteor]

^ But wake me up when this series ends.

[upper knoll]

Dont sleep for that long

[young meteor]

I'm very impatient, soooo

[minor ore]

Me too

[upper knoll]

Watch other stuff in the meantime

[drowsy fog]

@minor ore When did you last hear about jjl having no plot lmao

[minor ore]

welll

I read it a year ish ago

and the only thing inthe plot that happened was rock people

and nothing else

[drowsy fog]

Is "no main villain"="no plot"?

[minor ore]

for a lack of better word yes

[drowsy fog]

The only thing that happened in part 3 is dio

[minor ore]

I just wanna know how far the story has progressed past rock people

I aint criticising it calm down

[drowsy fog]

The only thing in part 6 was pucci and the only thing in part 2 was pillar men

[minor ore]

I

am

not

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !

[minor ore]

criticising it

calm your damn beans

[drowsy fog]

Im not saying that you're critisizing it I'm saying that stating who the enemy is is not enough to say what the entire plot is

Jjl has had plot from the beggining

[minor ore]

you're talking to a brick wall here buddy

I simply asked

is it worth reading yet

because I dont want to invest my time into it if there isnt that much content past what ive already read

[drowsy fog]

I just asked why it wasn't worth reading before

If "rock people" was the only plot a year ago then it's still not worth reading

[minor ore]

thats all I asked, didnt need a lecture buddy

[drowsy fog]

I was just confused about where you were coming from since jjl has always had a plot

[minor ore]

yeh...

[inland oyster]

Yes it’s worth getting into

[lost slate]

i love that the main criticism isn't even valid now

in the latest chapters we've pretty much got our main villains

[white beacon]

Yeah, he's on the floor tho

[inland oyster]

He might not be the main villain tho 👀

[remote heath]

This is honestly one of the coolest panels so far

It’s so intimidating and instills dread

The point of view is amazing

SCP-106 vibes

[exotic cobalt]

What chapter is that from again?

[minor ore]

One of my favorite pages

[white beacon]

doc: are you family?
josuke:bruh i don't even know who i am

[young meteor]

Lmao

[minor ore]

That's just josuke in a nutshell

[gentle venture]

atleast he isn't having a breakdown

[young meteor]

I wish I was badass like Josuke.

[drowsy fog]

Anyone else finds it dumb that Josuke won't hesitate to kill even kids super casually but in Blue Hawaii a toddler is affected by the stand and he has a moral dilemma

[young meteor]

Yeah

[minor ore]

When does josuke try to kill a kid in BH?

[young meteor]

The kid who approached him? Did he kill him?

[drowsy fog]

Yeah

The kid that people thought was Emporio when the chapter first came out

wheeeeeeze

[minor ore]

The kid on the bicycle?

Or the kid with the letter?

Josuke didn't kill any kid.

[drowsy fog]

The kid with the letter

[minor ore]

He ran away

The kid collapsed on his own

[zenith tangle]

My favourite cover page

So detailed

[upper knoll]

His right eye looks off

[minor ore]

Fixed

[upper knoll]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[inland oyster]

Josuke didn’t kill that kid and the kid was fine afterwards IIRC

[zenith tangle]

Is it me or does those rocks kinda resembles curly fries?

[inland oyster]

Let me suck those rock curly fries 😎

[zenith tangle]

[young meteor]

[ebon rampart]

they look more like thick stitch marks to me

Also damn I love this panel

[noble haven]

who doesn't

[ebon rampart]

[gritty thicket]

Why don't josuke use soft and wet to remove his mortality?

[drowsy fog]

Bruh

[lethal tundra]

He cant remove everything

Thats way too fucking op

[minor ore]

My fav panel is the one where jobin holds the branch menacingly

[minor ore]

Holy shit crazy train is so good

[drowsy fog]

SO TOORU FUCKING SUCKS HUH

[minor ore]

Damn that was a mess-

YES

YES HE DOES

[drowsy fog]

DUMBASS

[minor ore]

ASSHOLE

[drowsy fog]

BUSHHEAD

[minor ore]

I HOPE HE GETS THAT AFRO SNATCHED

[drowsy fog]

I HOPE HE DIES IN A FIRE

[minor ore]

I HOPE HE GETS SPRINGTRAPPED

[drowsy fog]

I HOPE HE GETS UCN'D

OR DIAVOLO'D IT'S THe same thing

My voice got tired

[minor ore]

I HOPE HE GETS WHATEVER THOSE TWO TECHNICIANS FROM SL WENT THROUGH

[drowsy fog]

I think they just got hanged

Yoshi

[minor ore]

Lemme delete that it might be too edgy

[drowsy fog]

wat

[minor ore]

I HOPE HE GETS RUN OVER BY JOBIN BUS

[drowsy fog]

HELL YEAh

[minor ore]

Now let's rank the jojolion girls

[drowsy fog]

Hmm

[minor ore]

Like intellectuals 😌

[drowsy fog]

Based on what

[minor ore]

Looks?

[drowsy fog]

What makes em higher

Wow

Superficial

[minor ore]

At the top we have

[drowsy fog]

Kyo

Obv

[minor ore]

Minako (Oujiro's Girlfriend)

[drowsy fog]

Oh of course yeah

[minor ore]

What

Second place

[drowsy fog]

Then Karera

[minor ore]

Yotsuyu

[drowsy fog]

A

[minor ore]

I-

Okay yeah karera

[drowsy fog]

This ain't gonna work

[minor ore]

Third place

Kaato

[drowsy fog]

Mitsuba

[minor ore]

okay-

I forgot about best mom-

Fourth place

[drowsy fog]

Does Daiya go at the bottom because she's 15

[minor ore]

Uh

I thought Haato goes at the bottom cuz her outfit ain't shit

[drowsy fog]

Wait why the fr*ck isn't Yasuho 1st place

Your rankings are flawed

[minor ore]

okay make your own ranking and we'll comparw

[drowsy fog]

1. Yasuho
2. Kyo
3. Mitsuba
4. Karera
5. Kaato
6. Hato
7. Minako
8. Holly
9. Daiya

😎

[minor ore]

1. Mitsuba
2. Kaato
3. Karera
4. Yasuho
5. Kyo
6. Daiya
7. Haato

[drowsy fog]

Also Idk what youre on about but Yotsuyu isnt a woman

[minor ore]

Aren't rock humans genderless-

[drowsy fog]

There are females and males

It is explicitly, literally said in a panel

[minor ore]

Fuck I messed up

Anyways let's compare

[drowsy fog]

Plus Yotsuyu isn't a man or a woman

Yotsuyu makes it very clear what they are

[minor ore]

A ROCK

[minor ore]

AN IIIIIIISLAND

I am a rock is a good song

[drowsy fog]

Yes

Anyway your ranking's wrong and mine's right

[minor ore]

I Unironically enjoy the song

[drowsy fog]

Why wouldn't you enjoy it unironically

It's not like it's a meme

[minor ore]

Cuz it's so stupid lmao

Wonder of you is amazing-

[drowsy fog]

Why is I am a rock stupid

[minor ore]

WHY

WOULD YOU SAY

THAT YOURE A ROCK

IN A SONG

[drowsy fog]

Because it means that you're stoic and show no emotion because you don't want to be hurt

The lyrics are the most obvious thing

I've built walls
A fortress deep and mighty
That none may penetrate
I have no need of friendship, friendship causes pain
It's laughter and it's loving I disdain

I have my books
And my poetry to protect me
I am shielded in my armor
Hiding in my room, safe within my womb
I touch no one and no one touches me
I am a rock
I am an island
And a rock feels no pain
And an island never cries

[minor ore]

Yeah you can compare it to literally anything and you just compared it to a rock and an island

[drowsy fog]

Because rocks don't have A FACE SHARPEH

[minor ore]

DOLLS DO

WHY NOT COMPARE IT TO DOLLS OR SOMETHING SIMILAR

DOLLS FEEL NO EMOTIONS

[drowsy fog]

HE WANTED IT TO BE ROCKS

[minor ore]

YOU CANT BE ROCKS SMH MY HEAD

[drowsy fog]

YOU

CANT BE

DOLLS

EITHER

[minor ore]

YOU CAN

YOU CAN ACT EMOTIONLESS AND APPLY MAKE UP

[drowsy fog]

B O I

[minor ore]

DID I LIE?

[drowsy fog]

HOW THE

FUCK

CAN YOU SAY

YOU CAN'T BE ROCKS?????

[minor ore]

BECAUSE

ITS FUCKING JOJO

STUPID

YOU CAN BE ROCK BUT ITS WOULD STILL BE STUPID

IMAGINE GOING TO WALMART AND SCREAMING YOURE ROCK

CUZ UR EMOTIONLESS

AND FEEL NO PAIN

EXCEPT YOU DO

[drowsy fog]

IMAGINE SAYING YOU ARE DOOL

YOU CLOWN

YOU FOOL

YOU BLONGUS

[minor ore]

YOU CAN WTF

[drowsy fog]

YOU ABSOLUTE

UTTER

[minor ore]

ARE YOU BRAIN DEAD

[drowsy fog]

CLAMPONGUS

[minor ore]

WHATS NOT CLICKING HOE

WHATS NOT CLICKING

[drowsy fog]

WHATS NOT CLICKING IS THAT I CAN SAY I AM A ROCK IF I DAMN PLEASE

FOR THE PURPOSES OF STOICISM METAPHORS

YOU ILLITERATE
W A L L N U G G E T

[minor ore]

METAPHORS DONT WORK WITH ROCKS DUMBASS

MORON

LITERAL PEANUT SIZED BRAIN

BRAIN DAMAGED ASYLUM PATIENT

[minor ore]

We're getting banned

[drowsy fog]

Well we're on topic since we're discussing stand names for part 8

Just because you're impossibly wrong doesn't mean we were off topic

[minor ore]

IMPOSSIBLY WRONG??

FIX YOUR BRAIN MY FRIEND

AND THATS HOW YOU CLEAR A BITCH

LITERALLY

[drowsy fog]

Hahahaha fun fun fun looks dumb as fuck

Look at those leggys

how is this man

[minor ore]

He got a nice belt tho

[drowsy fog]

grateful dead lookin ass

Holy shit Doggystyle is so cool

Look at those awesome legs

[minor ore]

Shrek pink ears

[ocean mirage]

Tons of leg

[zenith tangle]

He also carries a bowl of soup

[kind owl]

@zenith tangle, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !

[minor ore]

yo

why josuke higashikata in jojolion has the same name of josuke in diu ?

[inland oyster]

Because

[minor ore]

ow

thx :^)

btw i really want know why

[upper knoll]

Its Araki's callback to that part

Just like part 7 jojo is Jonathan Joestar

[minor ore]

it's not johnny?

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[inland oyster]

Johnny is a short version of Jonathan

[minor ore]

ow

ok

so it's just a reference

[inland oyster]

Yes

[minor ore]

the name is not important

okay x))

thx

i thought is josuke after a lot of years

but no

like kira in jjl

[tawny mist]

iirc its not exactly the same name since it uses different japanese characters in the spelling

[exotic cobalt]

It's a different jo

[zenith tangle]

Love part 8

[simple kraken]

same

[young meteor]

^

[heavy ledge]

x4

[wicked mist]

so when is the next chapter release?

[white beacon]

Around the 18th

[wicked mist]

oh ok

thx

when will u think it ends?

[icy bluff]

2020-2021

If there’s no hiatus.

[rapid bear]

Why aren’t you eating pancakes?

Because I don’t believe in God.

LMAOOOOOOO I’m into this part so far

[tame tide]

that words banned btw

[ripe marlin]

@rapid bear please go read the slurs list in #rules-info

[rapid bear]

I mean I wasn’t using it in a negative way

It was more of a quote from the book

[ripe marlin]

It's still a slur

[limber shadow]

What did he say?

[ripe marlin]

One of our many slurs listed in #rules-info

[limber shadow]

Mkay

What does the bean one mean?

[ripe marlin]

It's a slur towards hispanics

[limber shadow]

I know I sound like a broken record but I had no idea

[ripe marlin]

You're fine

[limber shadow]

Mkay

[minor ore]

Day 11 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

[simple kraken]

jobin isn't dead

Actually maybe he is idk

[young meteor]

Not confirmed dead

[burnt pagoda]

hell eat da fruit

and combine with mitsyba

[gentle venture]

bruh wtf

[white beacon]

it's not the locacaca that causes the fusion though

[minor ore]

@gentle venture oi josuke... You're not a Joestar

[gentle venture]

higashikata or joestar why can't i be both

[minor ore]

Uhhh idk

[lost slate]

josuke is a joestar

[supple totem]

pretty sure his a higashkata..

<-<

[white beacon]

by name yeah

[supple totem]

by blood his African

cause all humans stem from africa

[white beacon]

african isn't a surname

and if you're willing to think stupidly like that, by blood he's a microorganism, since all living creatures started off as one when the earth was taking form

[supple totem]

it was a joke if you could't tell

but it's true lol

[white beacon]

still not his surname

[supple totem]

his surname is higashkata

[kind owl]

@supple totem, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 9 !

[white beacon]

he still could have been joestar had tomoko decided to marry joseph or let him know about josuke far earlier, he has rights so joseph's property as a direct son so he's more joestar than jotaro is

[supple totem]

ye

btw was it kira that was johnys decent?

or josephumi?

[white beacon]

from what we know, it's Kira

he's Yoshikage Kira-Joestar, son of Holly Joestar and Yoshihiro(?) Kira

[young meteor]

Mr. Kira

[inland oyster]

Josefumi is probably a descendant too tho

[white beacon]

probably, but we might never know since he's dead/josuke now

especially since it's weird why he has the birthmark but not once during the Kirafumi Flashback arc did we ever see it

[scarlet yoke]

Jobin took the l

In the insects fight

Also I heard that josuke is gonna get so stronger

Is it true

Cute kira

[zenith tangle]

Where's Kyo

In the recent chapters

[white beacon]

gone, as our god araki has intended

she's been gone ever since ozon baby iirc

[young meteor]

Too damn cute and pure innocents

[minor ore]

wow that’s actually really good

[young meteor]

Haku is the beetle

[minor ore]

Look at Haato awww

[scarlet yoke]

Jobin with his beetles, I...i just can't >_<

I'm on chapter 39 so I just saw a little of him till now

[winter ridge]

ok wait so in the Milagro Man arc:

• if you destroy a cursed bill, you take the curse from the previous person
• cursed bills always increase themselves, you can't get rid of them except by passing on the curse, (or if you haven't used it yet, return it to the original person who had the bills)

So Joshuu seemed like he had the curse before he actually destroyed any bills

but the guy he took it from wanst freed until he burned that bill

so what about, say, the people who worked at the movie theater he went to?

is the theater doomed now?

why was joshuu so encumbered by the money, when he hadn't taken on the curse yet?

[supple totem]

send the cursed bill to space

and let the bills form a planet

heck

a whole universe

[zenith tangle]

Lol

[zenith tangle]

Best cover

That blue though

👌

[minor ore]

Balloon texture

[ebon rampart]

Soft and Wet Tree

[scarlet yoke]

Is it true that josuke is getting king crimson haha

[inland oyster]

Yes he got it recently and killed Jobin

[gentle venture]

Yea man it was pretty crazy

[drowsy fog]

Remember when he told Jobin "what you just heated up was your future self"

[gentle venture]

Yea man that was badass

[zenith tangle]

Softo and wetto

[scarlet yoke]

Somebody told me he will since he has 2 personalities as well

Idk

And because all of his family has "king" On their stand names

[craggy plume]

chapter 73

gotta keep pushin

[indigo slate]

realizes i havent made it to part 8

Ight imma head out

[young meteor]

Rip

[minor ore]

Actually slow it down

Since 98 is coming in 20 days

U gotta have smth to do

😭

[young meteor]

I want to hibernate

Wake me up when this series ends.

[vocal mason]

jojolion 100 will be legendary

[minor ore]

facts

[zenith tangle]

Same, very excited what will happen

Unless araki ends it in chapter 99

[craggy plume]

but 4 ball wonder

[craggy plume]

I didn't realize I was gonna see Poor Tom eat some hoe out

[zenith tangle]

Lmao

Dude was enjoying life

[simple kraken]

How did he manage it

Did he pay her or is his personality just very charming

[young meteor]

He's a lucky bastard.

[craggy plume]

I can't even get a side glance yet this baby man child

[young meteor]

He's one of the luckiest jojo character after Koichi.

We don't find him attractive, but he fucked chicks.

[terse jungle]

He paid

[craggy plume]

Still, she could've easily denied him

unless she truly had no standards

[ocean mirage]

when is poor tom coming back ?

[icy bluff]

Maybe she was into “shota”.

[ocean mirage]

so like everyone can see poor tom's stand?

[young meteor]

He's not a shota, he's a embodiment of disgust.

[ocean mirage]

looks awesome

[young meteor]

My dumbass thought he was in part 7

[ocean mirage]

what's the name of the cowboy in part 7

[young meteor]

Mountain Tim?

[ocean mirage]

yeah i thought he was mountain tom

[zenith tangle]

Lol

[minor ore]

What does part 8 KQ actually do?
Bubble bombs or sheer heart attack or both?im kinda confused

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 8 !

[craggy plume]

https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/Killer_Queen_(JoJolion)

@minor ore

[minor ore]

And is S&W ability a combination of both kira and josefumi's ability?

[young meteor]

Apparently no

I might be wrong

[minor ore]

Idk which chapter but didn't kyo once say something about josuke's ability being a combination.

My bad she just said jousuke's ability changed

[winter ridge]

lmao

[serene pasture]

this is the real justification for the tiddy scene, he was just following her advice

[winter ridge]

ok wait is kaato's stand literally just enigma again

hmm

[heavy ledge]

What does part 8 KQ actually do?
Bubble bombs or sheer heart attack or both?im kinda confused
@minor ore both. Its like kq+stray cat . Josefumi can separate things and join them together. His bubbles dont explode. s&w is a brute force stand

[winter ridge]

josefumi made the bubble explode tho

he popped a branch onto one of the twin's heads

[heavy ledge]

He did or he mixed them

[winter ridge]

how would he mix them

[heavy ledge]

Combining th bubbls

Like gappy in ozone arc

[winter ridge]

O_o oof not there yet

[heavy ledge]

Ohsh

😳

[daring bear]

is that a uzumaki reference??

[gritty tinsel]

yes

[minor ore]

jojolion readers = chad

[limber shadow]

Thanks buddy

[inland oyster]

Rokaka can’t upgrade stands and doesn’t have an effect on them @minor ore

Only physical stuff

[minor ore]

Rokakaka fruits can upgrade stands it can also grant wishes by taking something else for you the ability of the rokakaka fruit is the same as the corpse parts

[inland oyster]

Exception being the special rokaka Josefumi used to save Kira

Rokaka doesn’t grant wishes

It randomly selects which part is used

[minor ore]

Your pfp gives me major anxiety

[inland oyster]

Ty

[white beacon]

The special locacaca kirafumi is only like, slightly special. It just swapped kira's injuries for josephmi's body

[inland oyster]

It mixed both their stands

Soft and Wet got a minor upgrade with the bubbles being able to explode I believe

[white beacon]

The mixing of stands is part of the mixing of people through the wall eyes, as kyo demonstrated with two fruit buried in the wall eyes having mixed parts

[inland oyster]

Didn’t they technically morph together with the rokaka beforehand though?

Let me check the manga

[white beacon]

No, they didn't

All the locacaca did was do it's regular rockification equivalent exchange, but between two people

Instead of just the person who ate it

[inland oyster]

Correct

Have they explained the wall eyes yet

[minor ore]

That panel is pretty

[white beacon]

We don't have a concrete explanation about the origin of the wall eyes as of yet, but instead with Kyo's account, we only know it can swap the parts of two things buried in it

[vocal mason]

I assume the Wall Eyes have a small part of the corpse buried there

In order to give stands

[white beacon]

That's tough to say, since johnny never took it out of the briefcase

When he hid it under the Lone Pine and transferred Rina's disease, it was unopened

Based on the legend

[ebon rampart]

be joshu
you secretly know how to use the spin
you snuck in the locaca and ate it
unlock nut king call act infinity requiem over heaven
use your powers to kill tooru and the head doctor
save tsurugi, norisuke, jobin and yasuho with the locaca
josuke comes back and wants to fight
he doesn’t know you have the powers to dismantle the whole universe
you kill josuke
everyone is happy
finally get to nut in your girl yasuho
with the appearance of your universal breaking powers stand users from other universes want to capture you for their own motives
you have to quickly leave before your family and fiance (yasuho) are brought into this mess
packed up and ready to go on your never ending journey of stand battles
motorbike time

This is my prediction for the future of part 8

[minor ore]

Nice

[upper knoll]

stop leaking future chapters

[white beacon]

Wow scatt, thanks for spoiling jojolion for me :((

[upper knoll]

bitch

[young meteor]

Damn, Joshu is so fuckin' badass

Worthy spoiler tho, no regret

[lost slate]

20 Days till the Harvest of the New JoJolion

[minor ore]

Yes hello Supreme leaders

[lost slate]

aka 20 days till joshu makes his counterattack on tooru

[white beacon]

20 days until we see another lone page of josuke sitting

[young meteor]

20 days until we see another page of Yasuho dying

[upper knoll]

Hey, at least we'll be closer to seeing her finally die or get saved

[minor ore]

The same with jobin

[night moon]

what if you made the locacaca into a perfect sphere and used the spin on it

[vocal mason]

infinite spinquivelant exchange

[drowsy fog]

Plot twist, next chapter is entirely the HD and Josuke with a tiny glimpse of the Higashitakas in the very end

[upper knoll]

no way

josuke finally gets up from the chair?!/1/1/1

[vocal mason]

what if the equivalent exchange is actually a crossover with Fullmetal Alchemist

[drowsy fog]

No the rokakaka merged his ass to the chair

[upper knoll]

Hmm

[drowsy fog]

What if the chair is a rock animal and he's just paralyzed

[upper knoll]

I guess he'll just make Soft and Wet slide the chair

yooo SBR throwback

Just like Johnny was in the wheelchair, Josuke is now in one too!

[night moon]

he takes away the friction on the floor and fucking rolls towards the head doctor so fast he impodes

[upper knoll]

(not sure if josukes chair has wheels tho)

[night moon]

it doesn’t need wheels

wait if josuke removes the friction and the head doctor walks into the room wouldn’t he just shoot towards josuke at full skews

*speed

meaning josuke isn’t pursuing him

wait dude how long have you been using my tooru pic as your pfp lmao

[upper knoll]

I change everyday

[night moon]

ah

[drowsy fog]

He'll be like "I was gonna fight you in a cool way but then the internet informed me about how my own plunder ability works so I've used soft & wet to remove the light in the room, then used it to remove my inabilty to see in the dark, and now that you can't see me I'm gonna use it to remove your life"

[upper knoll]

Toorosku was yesterday, this Tooru today (not sure what its supposed to be tho)

tomorrow its toorugiorno time 🥴

[night moon]

i used soft and wet to remove my ability to pursue

you can’t hurt me anymore

[vocal mason]

if soft and wet can remove one aspect of anything couldn't he remove a stand ability

[night moon]

i used soft and wet to remove the concept of ‘winning’ and ‘losing’. finally i can live my quiet life

[deep jasper]

I used soft and wet to remove Araki’s tools

[upper knoll]

"I was gonna fight you in a cool way but then the 'internet' informed me about how my own 'plunder' ability works so I've used 'soft & wet' to remove the ;light' in the room, then used it to remove my 'inabilty' to see in the 'dark', and now that you can't see me I'm gonna use it to remove your 'life'"

[deep jasper]

Can’t win or lose if the story never continues

[night moon]

if you had used a ~ that would have been perfect

[upper knoll]

I just made random nouns bold 🥴

[night moon]

i’m screenshotting this so i can draw it later

[kind owl]

@scarlet yoke, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

[scarlet yoke]

Nice

Kyo pics

[zenith tangle]

[minor ore]

Blessed

[fleet river]

grey Jobin is cursed

[minor ore]

Actually I prefer it

His manga palette is obnoxious

🤭

[drowsy fog]

smol kyo is the cutest shit

[minor ore]

Get out

Green hair jobin is cool

Oh wait you're a tooru stan

Makes sense why y'all got trash opinions

[minor ore]

hot

[scarlet yoke]

Jobin is jobin!

Wait

Really

Qhy

Why

And how

I'm on chapter 40

[gentle venture]

OH SHIT

Ignore everything i just said

[tame tide]

its not confirmed anyway

so you didnt really get spoiled

[frozen charm]

Jobin isn't real

[scarlet yoke]

Thank god

I think he will

Cuz he has so many things in common with shigeshi

The spikes on jobin's jacket being in shigeshi's head

Jobin loves beetles while harvest looks like em

[zenith tangle]

Lol

[scarlet yoke]

Both of them trying to kill the jojo in first time met

But idk

[winter ridge]

huh

seems like the Blue Hawaii fight has some resemblances to Highway Star

[zenith tangle]

Nice catch

[young meteor]

True

[white beacon]

Everyone tried to kill the jojo the first time they meet, not a valid point

[simple kraken]

wait fuck you're right

I didn't actually realize that until you said it

Did gyro? I can't remember

[young meteor]

Huh, not everyone tho

[crude orchid]

Why are there so many stands that have an ability related to pursuing in part 8

[simple kraken]

just the nature of stands in part 8

But it could be a general theme

Well, not theme just common element

[queen fox]

what if rock humans are all related to the HD

so their abilities stray from him

well not all, a hand few

[crude orchid]

Ooooohhh

[kind owl]

@crude orchid, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 15 !

[crude orchid]

Yeah

[young meteor]

Nice level up, Araki-sama

[crude orchid]

Except born this way doesn’t fit that

[white beacon]

Doesn't fit what?

[simple kraken]

the crackhead theory that all rock humans that have pursuing stands are related to the head doctor because he also has a pursuing stand

[white beacon]

Born This Way isn't even a rock human stand, of course it doesn't fit the theory

[gentle venture]

i wonder if this joseph knows the spin like normal joseph had hamon

[scarlet yoke]

The comfortable spot

[minor ore]

AWWW

[gentle venture]

relationship goals

[young meteor]

They're so cute

Will they end up dating?

[minor ore]

ofc

[young meteor]

Good to know.

[minor ore]

What of they added Haato, Jobin and mitsuba and maybe tsurugi to EoH

or add them to a brand new actual good jojo game

Yeah why not

I'm hoping for that to happen

Wait now I want them to be in EoH so we can have some voice lines

[white beacon]

https://youtu.be/B5LoSYrFVCM

Not any of the ones you listed, but Daiya and Nori have voice lines

[minor ore]

Yeah I've seen that one. DAIYA's voice is so soft wtfff

[drowsy fog]

It's not wet tho 😔

[minor ore]

🔫

[crude orchid]

sh-she's 15

[young meteor]

And 15 is legal in Japan

[crude orchid]

that doesnt excuse this

[minor ore]

I'm 16 so it's fine

[crude orchid]

the laws of another country dont excuse illegal activity

[minor ore]

God I hate the "she's legal in (insert country)" like bb that's not how it works lmao

[crude orchid]

i mean you are fine if your countries laws have the age of consent at 16 you are fine but still

its such a bad argument

[minor ore]

Ikr

[drowsy fog]

Wtf I wasn't implying anything where I said that her voice isn't wet I was referencing the Stand you doofuses

A wet voice would just be a whole lot of saliva anyway

[crude orchid]

tbh i was just finding an excuse to voice an opinion i havent got the chance to tell

srry

[minor ore]

Hello?

[crude orchid]

hey swe coo

[minor ore]

Everytime i hop back here there's new people

JJL will soon overtake the jojo fandom

[upper knoll]

Oh you missed the new chapter right

[minor ore]

Nah i read it

[upper knoll]

It was wild here after its release

[minor ore]

Mamezuku appears for like 3 panels so it's 10/10

[upper knoll]

[daring bear]

[young meteor]

Hi swe coo

Long time no talk

[minor ore]

How's everyone doing?

Ramadan just ended a few days ago

[young meteor]

We're doing good

We were having fun with jojolion theories

[crude orchid]

new people?

how often do you go on this server i like to think im a commoner around these parts

[lethal tundra]

Below level 28 and most likely not a commoner

[crude orchid]

ok

fuck u

[lethal tundra]

Pain 😔

[crude orchid]

i dont think that how long i have been here = how commonly i am online

[lethal tundra]

Well you have been here longer than me

[crude orchid]

oh

[upper knoll]

Dude its hard to get levels after level 16

[crude orchid]

how you know that?

demonman

[upper knoll]

Maybe 20

[lethal tundra]

Its hard like after 32 smh

[young meteor]

Not after 16 but after 20

[kind owl]

@young meteor, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 33 !

[lethal tundra]

@crude orchid you have roles from previous season

[young meteor]

Oh

[lethal tundra]

And i started talking way after this season

Syeah

[crude orchid]

ooooohhhhh

that makes sense

[drowsy fog]

I just wanna get to the bossu channel damnit

[lethal tundra]

There is no bossu channel

[drowsy fog]

Sure

[crude orchid]

i wonder why im not higher level

[lethal tundra]

Or what the fuck did they not invite me

[drowsy fog]

There's no coco jumbo channel either

😉

[crude orchid]

how many people that see this have seen me before on this channel?

[lethal tundra]

I have for sure

Not sure which channel but

[crude orchid]

ok

[lethal tundra]

@drowsy fog wait is there really a bossu channel

[crude orchid]

maybe its just the way the leveling up is programmed and im just really unlucky

[minor ore]

Nah leveling is fucked after the halfway point

[crude orchid]

which is?

[minor ore]

16-20 is when the grind gets unreasonable

[lethal tundra]

I didnt really care about levels till i was 32 and was like fuck it I need the bruno role

[crude orchid]

huh

[drowsy fog]

"The grind"

Bro we just talking

[minor ore]

Weakling

[upper knoll]

You could have spammed pokecord bro 🥴

[drowsy fog]

Pokecord has fucking died

Good

[crude orchid]

lmao pokecord is shutting down

OH IT ALREADY HAS

[drowsy fog]

Anyway, Jojolion

[upper knoll]

Thats why I said have!!!!!!!

Because you cant anymore 🤪

[crude orchid]

you okay>

seriously

that grammar hurt me enough in my soul to awaken a stand

[upper knoll]

I just forgot an apostrophe 😔

[crude orchid]

no

you didnt

you should never used "have"

[upper knoll]

Why? Isn't it correct grammar?

[crude orchid]

what were you trying to say?

[upper knoll]

You could have spammed pokecord bro
You were able to use a lot of pokecord commands (in the past), bro

[crude orchid]

ock

[minor ore]

I just posted random shit in gen every 1 minute

[young meteor]

Good way to leveling

Or just post h in #712103741985128488 every 1 minute

[minor ore]

SWE COOOOO

WHERE HAVW YOU BEEN

[gentle venture]

ah yes what a nice mating call

[crude orchid]

in animal planet narrator voice whacth as the hostile Sharpeh calls for its mate,swe coo

slowly slowly as this channel turns into its own general chat

[minor ore]

It's not #jojolion if it doesn't randomly turn into gen 2

[crude orchid]

amirite

god i really need to make a #jojolion starter pack meme

[minor ore]

Honestly i need it

[crude orchid]

the meme or gen 2?

[minor ore]

Both

[crude orchid]

fair nuff

[minor ore]

But yeah a starter pack oughta give me a brief for the goings-on around here

[ebon rampart]

Joshu is such a chad

[young meteor]

Joshu's harem
Joshu's harem

[crude orchid]

^this would be mentioned

[minor ore]

My shit is rustier than an ancient cutlass

[crude orchid]

joshu simpin

[ebon rampart]

Nah man the girls are thirstin for him

[crude orchid]

and so are you

[ebon rampart]

maybe

[young meteor]

*so are we

[ebon rampart]

😍

[young meteor]

Oh yeah, swe coo

[minor ore]

Also SHARPEH HELLO

[young meteor]

Where have you been?

[minor ore]

Hiding

[crude orchid]

i do simp for yasuho tho

[young meteor]

Glad you showed up

Banned word

[crude orchid]

what?

[minor ore]

Family stuff, sometimes i gotta go off the grid to protect myself

[crude orchid]

ok drug lord

[young meteor]

I see

[crude orchid]

yasuho

[young meteor]

Meanwhile, I have no life

[crude orchid]

Yasuho Stan Account

[young meteor]

Yeah yeah

[crude orchid]

i stan for the queen,nay,the goddess

[ebon rampart]

wasnt there somebody that stanned gwess?

[crude orchid]

@drowsy fog

scatterix is talking about you

[ebon rampart]

oh yeah lol

[drowsy fog]

Nandeska

Gwess stan is literally in my username

But there's also @remote heath

[crude orchid]

im honestly suprised how little fan fiction there is of part 8

it has loads of potential

[drowsy fog]

I wish part 8 had more slice of lifey parts

Like part 4

Shit like the beggining of Hato Brought Home a Boyfriend is what I live for

[crude orchid]

i think a spinoff detailing the characters after the end of part 8 getting into low risk situations isnt out of the picture

[drowsy fog]

Bruh part 4 didn't even have that

[gentle venture]

when his hair got blow up

[crude orchid]

whos?

[drowsy fog]

Damo's

I assume

[gentle venture]

didn't it have rohan stories also yes

[crude orchid]

tbh i just want to see yasuho and gappy in marriage

[gentle venture]

rip joshu

[crude orchid]

a spinoff being purely that would complete me

[minor ore]

Mamezuku would be the priest who marries them, just so we can have the title "thus spoke rai mamezuku"

[drowsy fog]

Yeah if Gappy and Yasuho had any chemistry anymore

[crude orchid]

wym

[drowsy fog]

Remember when they like talked and shit

[crude orchid]

that have piles of it

[drowsy fog]

They do in the beggining

Then it gets dropped

[gentle venture]

remember when they weren't dying

[minor ore]

They don't talk anymore because shit got real

[crude orchid]

the current situation just means they can't right now

they can't meet up without the risk of h.d stand activating

[drowsy fog]

Remember when Josuke didn't believe Yasuho when she said that the Rokakaka was in the estate and he was cold as balls when telling her that he believed Rai

[crude orchid]

are you aware that even the best relationships have moments like those

[minor ore]

Kinda hard to have a wholesome relationship when the fate of a race and the nature of your existence are both at play

[crude orchid]

^^^^^^^^

[drowsy fog]

Gyro and Johnny did

[minor ore]

That's different

[remote heath]

@drowsy fog Please don’t ping me in this chat I don’t want spoilers

[crude orchid]

johnny and gyro were also in a teacher and student relationship

[drowsy fog]

My point is, next chapter's gonna have Yasuho going HWEHEHEHEUHWJSBCAUBAWODFGKA and Josuke sitting

[minor ore]

That was a long journey, they leveraged moments of rest to get to know eaxh other better
Here it's nothing but a stressful series of calamities

[crude orchid]

nah josuke is going to confront the head doctor

[gentle venture]

nah the head doctor is going to confront josuke

[minor ore]

Maybe after all this rokakaka business is done we'll finally get a wholesome moment

[crude orchid]

oh yeah or else its going to activate

[minor ore]

Also

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

[crude orchid]

what

[minor ore]

I TOLD YOU

[crude orchid]

what is it

[minor ore]

all that shit about locacaca vs rokakaka

[crude orchid]

what about it

rokakaka better?

[young meteor]

Rokakaka

[crude orchid]

also the said Lokakaka

on latest chapter

pretty sure

[minor ore]

No

I kept saying locacaca was the juice while rokakaka was the fruit, everyone said they're both locacaca and it's all due to a mistranslation

Well now HD straifht up refers to the fruit as rokakaka

[crude orchid]

oh shit

i never thought of that

[drowsy fog]

Locacaca is the version that don't fuck yo brain

[minor ore]

Nothing made me happier than seeing HD utter the words "rokakaka"

[crude orchid]

i guess it would be because before i got to the point with both names i heard the whole dillema with people saying its due to translations

[minor ore]

Swe coo how did you feel about Jobin's death

He died?

I-

[ebon rampart]

Heavily injured i would say

[minor ore]

I mean we assumed so-

[ebon rampart]

There is still a chance for him to live a bit longer

[minor ore]

God I wish

Oh yeah he collapsed on the floor

[crude orchid]

lice you ok???

[ebon rampart]

lol i saw that

[minor ore]

Nah i don't think he's dead yet, a jojo death has more fanfare

[crude orchid]

me too

i dont either but i think hes going to die

[ebon rampart]

He’ll die at a more important point in the story imo

[minor ore]

I had this theory way back when tooru was revealed that him and HD are like the diavolo/doppio of this world

Each new chapter just confirms it more

[crude orchid]

thats my opinion as well

scatterix's

oh yeah i have heard that

one personality in 2 bodies

[minor ore]

I was thinking 2 different people but they're connected in spirit somehow

Tooru has a different ability than HD

[crude orchid]

g'night y'all happy theorizing

[minor ore]

So they can't have the same personality or spirit

Gn

[drowsy fog]

Can't wait for it to be revealed that Tooru's stand allowed him to see through the HD's eyes or something and y'all will look like clowns

[young meteor]

[white beacon]

Locacaca and Rokakaka use the same characters, ロカカカ

The scan team really just makes that distinction to not confuse you guys

[minor ore]

I forgot

I FORGOT

DAY 12 OF SAYING FUCK TOORU UNTIL JOBIN GETS REVIVED

[drowsy fog]

nice

[minor ore]

I came around to liking tooru a bit more tbh

[drowsy fog]

🤮

[minor ore]

He's so casual

I liked him but then he harmed my boy so I started a whole thing against him

God the hypocrisy I had lmao

[drowsy fog]

What will you do if they reveal that Tooru didn't attack Jobin

[minor ore]

Still hate him

[drowsy fog]

why

[minor ore]

Cuz he's just dancing there leaving yasuho dying