jojolion

[drowsy fog]

stand is fruits

you make jam with those

[minor ore]

😐

super fly

[drowsy fog]

Hard to understand
What a hell of a man
This cat of the slum
Had a mind, wasn't dumb
But a weakness was shown
'Cause his hustle was wrong
His mind was his own
But the man lived alone

Super Fly lyrics

Bruh moment

song about a lonely guy, stand makes user lonely

@minor ore

[minor ore]

that's pretty good

Notorious B.I.G.

[drowsy fog]

It gets B.I.G

[minor ore]

"a baduh because da stand get's BIG heehee"

I knew it

fuck you

[drowsy fog]

What the fuck it's not my fault if that's the reason

[minor ore]

yes it is

[drowsy fog]

I am araki AMA

[minor ore]

why Satania pfp

[drowsy fog]

I write Slice of Life mangas where I dont have to draw weird fuckin stands, blood or hard shading all the time under the fake name of Ukami

[crude orchid]

Formagio what the fuck

[minor ore]

Can someone explain me ozone baby? I am still on chapter 77 so it would be nice if you don't spoil for the next chapters

[serene pasture]

the stand? iirc It pressurizes closed spaces and depressurizes open ones in an area

[drowsy fog]

yeah that's all it does

It has the weird detail of being a physical stand that can't move on its own for some reason too

[minor ore]

Ok thanks

[mighty kestrel]

The “physical” stand doesn’t do anything aside from signaling that the stand is activated

[crude orchid]

yeah

its activation is strange

[crude orchid]

the 6251 formula is so conceptually powerful that pimples are enough to kill someone

its meant to heal someone with minimal effects from the equivalent exchange.

oh wait no that was straight rokakaka

[crude orchid]

still though that level of reality bending is crazy

at this point the head doctor is like an SCP

SCP-5008 Head Doctor of TG University Hospital

[mighty kestrel]

Still unsure why a small finger lick of rokakaka juice was enough to do that

Since Wu said you had to eat 2/3 of a fruit in order for the exchange to take place

[white beacon]

It's not really strange that a locacaca can kill someone over something minor, it never is fair

[burnt quiver]

Which Jojolion Characters Likely Has The Most Followers On Instagram

I Would Guess It Would Be

1. The Head Doctor (with Upwards of 20K)
2. Jobin (6K)
3. Norisuke (Business Page, 5K)
4. Cato (4K)
5. Yasuho (1.5K)
6. Daiya (800)
7. Joshu (200)

[white beacon]

I'd say Hato would have the most, she does modeling work after all

[burnt quiver]

Sorry i meant hato not cato

i’m dumb

and wait is she actually a model

cuz if that’s true yeah she’d probably be second place

oh kararea would be on the lower end

[white beacon]

Yeah she is, she mentions it in hato brings her boyfriend 2

[young meteor]

Poor Joshu only has 200 followers

How many Josuke's followers if he had an ig account?

[grizzled pilot]

three

[burnt quiver]

^^^

that’s genuinely so funny i was considering having josuke at the bottom with 3-4 followers

[young meteor]

Damn, even less than Joshu's

[burnt quiver]

well i mean he’s Nobody

also rai wouldn’t use social media so i think it’d be just Yasuho, Daiya, and a sympathy follow from Norisuke

following him i mean

[young meteor]

I was thinking Joshu follows him too. But that wouldn't makes sense.

[grizzled pilot]

rai has social media he just doesnt want to follow josuke and doesnt care how he feels about this

[burnt quiver]

rai is an antisocial hermit i don’t think he’d have a social media

or if he does it’s one of those private zero follower accounts

where he just lurks

[white beacon]

Lurks and just looks up fruit pics

[young meteor]

He'd have a fake account.

[minor ore]

true true

Joshu would follow himself from@his yasuho Fanpage

[white beacon]

All of jobin's posts are beetles

[young meteor]

And his lambo

[minor ore]

and his wife n son

[white beacon]

He posts a pic of Tsurugi and a beetle and the caption is "Look at how Garland the Misericordia Demi beetle is biting my kid's ear, so majestic"

[simple kraken]

Josuke is canonically attractive so he'd have like 1-2k

[frozen charm]

I mean he was "born" only like a couple of months ago so like he wouldn't have that many

Damb jojolion chat dead

[ocean mirage]

well yeah because we're busy watching theory vids

[white beacon]

I'm busy gushing over girls being girls

[minor ore]

what if at the end of jojolion

like the last fight, josuke splits back into josefumi and kira

and the HD and tooru (if the theory is correct) combine into one

[simple kraken]

that couldn't happen could it

josuke isn't a perfect combination between the two

[minor ore]

oh fuck

i forgot

[white beacon]

😔 everyone forgets kira is a dead body and probably already buried or disposed of

[simple kraken]

Yeah

[lost slate]

He probably got taken to the morgue

or something

[minor ore]

hes mostly josefumi but what of kira does he have

[lost slate]

Maybe there was a funeral for him

[minor ore]

OH MY GOD WHAT IF THE HD MAKES A ZOMBIE

[lost slate]

he has kira's balls

[minor ore]

AND HE HAS HIS CORPSE

[lost slate]

and he has killer queen

that would be cool

or what if

he uses the rokakaka to restore kira's body

but the equivalent exchange affects josuke

and josuke is slowly dying to resurrect kira

[minor ore]

that actually sounds insane

and something araki would do

[lost slate]

Sort of reminds me of when Jolyne was fighting Pucci and her disc was being taken out

[minor ore]

i really have zero idea how this part will end

its actually thinking about the universes size, impossible

like there are so many things

[simple kraken]

Yeah fr

There hasn't been a clear cut antagonist for most of the part

We know why the characters are doing what they're doing but we don't know how they'll do it or what will happen after

[tight birch]

Can I get new jojolion chapter role please

[gentle venture]

tag owner

[minor ore]

wait do rock humans have genital

s

[gentle venture]

yes

[ashen raft]

they do have the s**

[minor ore]

but why did yostuyo not have any

when he died

or did he

i cant remember

[ashen raft]

did he not have any

thonk

[minor ore]

someone was saying that how rock humans reproduce is like, through humans

but i forget how they reproduce completely

thats why tooru is becoming like minded like the HD, hes transitioning his consciousness to him slowly

as his old body dies

Rock Humans can only reproduce by infecting other people with their blood, this can only be done by kissing a human and passing the "stone virus" onto their victim. The victim will then be painfully turned into a living statue and go into hibernation before waking up a year later.

oh my god

is that why tooru broke up with yasuho?

[ashen raft]

where did you find this excerpt

jojowiki?

[minor ore]

its straight from the wiki

[ashen raft]

ah, because i don't remember this being the case at all

i mean

this being explained like this

[noble haven]

they dont have to copy the explanation exactly

from the manga

i mean you could check the manga and i bet you it will be the same

it's just their way of explaning

[ashen raft]

yeah but i didn't know the virus was transmittable through kisses for one

[minor ore]

wait one second

remember the whole "is he really 89 years old"

[noble haven]

Alright Tooru is the not the HD OKAY??

[minor ore]

that makes no sense, there is so much evidence to back it up now

[drowsy fog]

How could you ask if rock people have genitals when Norisuke has a golden line referencing this

[noble haven]

Nahhh they're not the same

[minor ore]

i was talking to someone

[minor ore]

but was to lazy to look back, he said they didnt

[noble haven]

talking to who

bruh

yeah but they're not the same bro

the HD and Tooru are related in some way bro

[minor ore]

the only connections i have with tooru and the HD is toorus "wireless" charger monologue

referencing there bizarre way to communicate

That or Tooru’s stand allows him to create a link with someone and project them elsewhere. Makes sense with his personality and the song “The Wonder of You.” Tooru would be more or less an antenna for the HD’s ability, projecting an image of the HD so that people can pursue it and invoke the calamity stand (which I’m betting/hoping is Crazy Train).

I think the 1 soul, 2 bodies theory is interesting too. I’m 99% convinced it’ll be one or the other, and I’m fine with either one.

[minor ore]

Day 4 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

[ebon rampart]

Isnt it day 4 now?

[minor ore]

Yeye

I already lost count lmao

[minor ore]

Jobin is tall

[young meteor]

They're walking like chads

[minor ore]

Ikr damn

I love Jobin's outfit

Like a business man but like a cool business man with barely any sense of fashion

[serene pasture]

‘Barely any sense of fashion’?

[ebon rampart]

The boys

[white beacon]

what nori and jobin are wearing must be pretty hot

[serene pasture]

Dude’s the villain with the best fashion, tied with Pucci and Kira

[white beacon]

double layers and jobin's hoodie is even on the inside? damn man it's the middle of summer

[young meteor]

Everyday is a summer vacation

[white beacon]

his stand is even heat based, the dude ain't scared of no 40 degree heat

[minor ore]

let's go jobin Stans we're winning 😌 💅 ✨ 🧚

[ashen raft]

Jobin: exists
Everyone: wtf he is an ass he sucks ghfhszxb3bs
Tooru: enters
Everyone: omg I can't believe that happened to jobin he doesn't deserve to die nooo

[drowsy fog]

@minor ore Winning in liters of blood lost to a spray can?

[minor ore]

@drowsy fog Nah winning best dilf look in all of jojo

[lost slate]

jobin got deaded by a spray can

[minor ore]

He ain't dead

[lost slate]

jobin is dead next chapter

[upper knoll]

Jobin: exists
Everyone: wtf he is an ass he sucks ghfhszxb3bs
This is untrue, I felt that Jobin was one of the best characters in part 8

[white beacon]

yeah jobin and his beetles and all the stuff he's done was pretty cool

him actually being the true victor in th ehunt for the branch was coolest ending

[minor ore]

Jobin ❤️

[unique tree]

i have a question, should i read Jojolion in color or black and white?

[upper knoll]

In color until you run out of colored chatpers

[unique tree]

Thanks

[kind owl]

@unique tree, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[supple plaza]

Okay question

If Satoru really is body hopping/soul-swapping

Does that technically make him the closest equivalent JoJo has to a sort of lich

[grizzled pilot]

dio did it first smh

[burnt pagoda]

is jouke really gonna beat the hd

[sacred lion]

so, i just finished part 7, where can i read part 8 (pref free)

[burnt pagoda]

i dont think so

[white beacon]

@sacred lion in mangadex

[burnt pagoda]

hes just gonna come there and then waht

he can't attackhim

[white beacon]

https://mangadex.org/chapter/60116/1

[ashen raft]

[burnt pagoda]

maybe they'll work out a deal

[supple plaza]

Dio swapped bodies but not in this way

[sacred lion]

yooooooooooo, sweet, thanks

[burnt pagoda]

but

jousk8 isnt in a state to make offera

[white beacon]

If josuke wanted to work out a deal, he'd have done it with Tom and Damo

[burnt pagoda]

offers

[supple plaza]

Now the question is

Is tooru the original

Or is it Satoru

[burnt pagoda]

Im also sure Satoru is an actual individual

with him taunting the pixar reporter

maybe

instead of the old man supporting the young killer

its the young man supporting the old killer

[white beacon]

I'd say akefu's the original, since holly mentions seeing him and the squad roll up in the hospital so we can assume it's a bit far and aways from when the story started

[supple plaza]

The second question is HOW

[kind owl]

@supple plaza, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

[supple plaza]

It doesn't seem to be totally related to the stand

[white beacon]

Or at least from when kirafumi happened, since around josefumi's return, holly wss already deteriorating

[supple plaza]

Is it possible that Tooru and Satoru are also 'fused'

But instead of fused bodies they fused souls

So they only have one soul and they share it between their bodies

[burnt pagoda]

this

[kind owl]

@burnt pagoda, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 10 !

[burnt pagoda]

https://youtu.be/eimgRedLkkU

this song is good for pt8

[vocal mason]

So for the theory that Josukes stand evolves and has a new name with king in it, to show that he is now a Higashikata

What stand name do yall want it to be

[heady knot]

e

[vocal mason]

Wet and Soft

[minor ore]

niceu

[ashen raft]

King Crimson

[winter ridge]

@unique tree i would recommend actually reading it in B&W all the way through

since it can be weird to switch partway throuh

[serene pasture]

the colored version has some incredible panels though

[mighty kestrel]

King Creole

I think Aeonstar’s theory video on it is pretty solid

[minor ore]

it's a pretty good video

[unique tree]

@unique tree i would recommend actually reading it in B&W all the way through
@winter ridge oh ok, thanks btw

[winter ridge]

yeah i mean its totally ur choice

thats just what i do

but i agree, ive seen the colored version and its gorgeous too

[minor ore]

I read it color and switched to B&W scans

didn't really bother me

[north flame]

colored is still at urban guerilla

[glass lily]

I read part 7 and 8 in black and white both because of the beautiful looking new style and because I prefer black and white art in general

[north flame]

with b/w i get less of a clue of what's actually happening if i don't pay close attention

[drowsy fog]

Colored JJL takes so long but at least it releases by volumes

[glass lily]

that felt like more of an issue in parts 5 and 6 in black and white since the panels could get so cluttered

[minor ore]

for jojo I prefer color

but for other manga I like black and white

though I don't mind B&W jojolion

Araki's art is beautiful either way

[glass lily]

I just love what araki does with screen tones and crosshatching in his art and the colour can detract from that for me

[drowsy fog]

I can only tolerate B&W on slice of life

Shonen b&w can be HARD

[minor ore]

OPM has beautiful art even though it's B&W

[glass lily]

I like how the use of blur in that series

makes it look cinematic

[north flame]

shonen B&W is harder but it's shorter to finish the manga than watching the whole thing

[glass lily]

it can all depend on the artist

[white beacon]

Yeah, some artists just know how to use the blacks and whites effectively

[glass lily]

older parts of the series are more impressive to me in black and white since it baffles me how araki used to be able to produce such detailed chapters on a weekly schedule

[white beacon]

The dude never even took a week off from 1-3

[simple kraken]

Yeah it's pretty insane

[minor ore]

God damn Murata

[drowsy fog]

Born This Way will be on other mangas before it shows up on Jojolion again

Unvelievable

[minor ore]

lmao

i got read the latest opm chapter

oh wait there isn't a new one

LOOK AT THIIIIIS

THIS IS FROM THE MANGA

I think this is the one time there's a color page

[ebon rampart]

goat murata

[minor ore]

Murata is insaaane

[glass lily]

I like that murata does drawing livestreams

[minor ore]

does he really?

[glass lily]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PxvY175csc&t=15815s

he colours a volume cover in this one

[minor ore]

wowwwza

[ebon rampart]

It’s weird that we haven’t seen gappy without his hat yet

[drowsy fog]

I bet the hat is just part of him now

[ebon rampart]

Imagine this being him when he takes off his hat

[naive knot]

Thanks

[minor ore]

rock disease

jk this is about him having 2 navels but

rock disease wasn't until Rena

[drowsy fog]

guys guys I have a theory on what will happen on chapter 98

this may be wild but

There will be a fakeout death 😳

[white beacon]

"Great health during their lives" gives it away

[minor ore]

better pic

[white beacon]

Oh yah, morioh is based off of araki's hometown

[minor ore]

yeah

[olive fiber]

So is the dude with soft and wet a jojo?

[ripe marlin]

I wouldnt talk in here unless you want to get spoiled

[olive fiber]

Oh

But is he a jojo?

[kind owl]

@olive fiber, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[ripe marlin]

yes

[olive fiber]

[minor ore]

you will get spoiled if you stay

[olive fiber]

Him is jojo then?

[ripe marlin]

yes

[supple totem]

love everything about him

[ebon rampart]

Whoa whoa whoa, he isn’t autistic

He’s just quirky doe

[sage oar]

Hes a chad tho

He is*

[ripe marlin]

@supple totem lets not use the word autistic

even if it wasnt meant to be offensive

[glass lily]

my favourite jojo

loved him as soon as I saw his design and way before I even got to jojolion

[minor ore]

I love Gappy

Big D energy

[glass lily]

been sitting there for months

[gentle venture]

man is just vibing with his dying mom

[young meteor]

What a chad

[minor ore]

he just focusing on his fight

it’s comin soon

[toxic sphinx]

tfw u dont know why josuke have shit all over his face because you are still at that old white hair rock old dude arc

[glass lily]

dolomite has a fun arc

[minor ore]

i liked it

[toxic sphinx]

oh yeah dolomite that guy i forgot his name because the arc name is like blue something something

[minor ore]

but man Dolomite himself

is the ugliest thing ive ever seen

[toxic sphinx]

[glass lily]

blue hawaii

[toxic sphinx]

o yea blue hawaii

i need to catch up :/

[mighty kestrel]

Dolomite is ugly as sin, but he did get kinda fucked over tbf

He was decent looking when he was normal

[zenith tangle]

Yeah it was an unique character design

😅

[young meteor]

Dolomite is thicc tho

[ocean mirage]

dolomite would look cool if he still have his arms and legs

[minor ore]

Dolomite is thicc tho
@young meteor you gotta leave

👉🏾 🚪

[young meteor]

No

[minor ore]

[ocean mirage]

time to go

[rapid bear]

gentlemen

My time has arrived

[tame tide]

nice

[rapid bear]

Ooga Booga

[mighty kestrel]

Fair warning - Jojolion is a constant string of mind fucks

[tame tide]

make sure u arent in here too much bc theres a lot of shit going on rn

[rapid bear]

Natural JoJo

I must go and read

🌚

[mighty kestrel]

although you should give yourself some time to digest SBR before starting

[rapid bear]

it’s to late

[mighty kestrel]

F

[grizzled pilot]

JJL time lets gooo

nobody spoil the new guy intentionally ill kill you

[glass lily]

I really wanted to get to this part as soon as I first saw gappy's design, which was back when I had barely started reading the series, so I instantly started reading this after finishing part 7, which had been a let down for me

[mighty kestrel]

And then once you catch up, you get to join the rest of us in the slog that is monthly manga

[glass lily]

good thing it turned out as good as I expected

the downside of a longer wait with the upside of longer chapters and nicer art

[mighty kestrel]

Araki’s art definitely flourishes with monthly releases

The best part about monthly honestly is that you know basically every single chapter will be important in some regard

[white beacon]

Cx better kill me now before I do it

[mighty kestrel]

Unlike in weekly where you can just have a “meh” chapter that just exists

But ugghhhh the wait between each chapter is agonizing

[glass lily]

good thing araki only has one chapter break a year

[grizzled pilot]

dont you guys read other stuff

[mighty kestrel]

Yes

[glass lily]

the only other currently publishing series I am caught up on is one piece

[kind owl]

@glass lily, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !

[mighty kestrel]

I’m caught up to a few things... One Piece, MHA, AoT

[glass lily]

the other manga I buy is usually finished series

[grizzled pilot]

nobody spoil the me on one piece intentionally ill kill you

[mighty kestrel]

Where are you

[glass lily]

I will only say stuff is getting really good now

[grizzled pilot]

about a hundred chapters in i finally started last week

[mighty kestrel]

Oh jesus christ

See you in a year

[grizzled pilot]

:v

[glass lily]

It took me a year to catch up with the official English volume release back in 2016

[mighty kestrel]

A hundred chapters is like... just getting to the grand line

[grizzled pilot]

it is

[tame tide]

OP is like 900 smth right

[grizzled pilot]

i do not wish to further discuss one piece

[mighty kestrel]

976 i think was the last chapter

[glass lily]

yep

[tame tide]

jfc

[glass lily]

so close to 1000

will be weird to see volume 100

I've never owned a volume 100

[grizzled pilot]

i figured i absolutely had to start the stupid thing before it hit one thousand chapters

[mighty kestrel]

Yeah...

[glass lily]

the long journey is really worth it

[tame tide]

id like to start it soon but I'm still kinda intimidated lol

[grizzled pilot]

and i just fuckin know that in another decade or so ill be like 😏 better start now bro... before we hit 2000 chapters

[glass lily]

it's getting pretty close to the end

[mighty kestrel]

Ehhh

[glass lily]

I give it about 2 more arcs

[mighty kestrel]

Ehhhhhhhhhh

[grizzled pilot]

i dont believe a word of it

[glass lily]

maybe a smaller one inbetween

[grizzled pilot]

anyway shut up about oned piece. talk about JJL

[mighty kestrel]

Okay um

Uh

[simple kraken]

I fucking hate jjl

[mighty kestrel]

OH

[simple kraken]

so about that main villain

[mighty kestrel]

You know whats right at the beggining of JJL that OVA will be reading, the Gappy Boner!

[glass lily]

oh you mean the three possible ones

[simple kraken]

hey, have you watched this epic and cool theory video about king creole

it will 100% happen I'm telling you

[mighty kestrel]

Aka the best joke to ever grace araki’s pen

[glass lily]

I own the first volume so I can just take it down from my shelf if I ever want to see that comedy gold

[simple kraken]

The volumes are in japanese right?

[white beacon]

Yotsuyu stans really do be wildin everytime there's a good, human-sized rock

That's me

[rapid bear]

Bruh the second chapter is just about the girl obsessing over his balls lmaooo

[white beacon]

I'm yotsuyu stans

[glass lily]

yep no English release of the volumes yet

[mighty kestrel]

4 nuts bro

Wouldnt you

[glass lily]

there are French ones though

and Italian

[simple kraken]

Oh

English needs to hurry up

[glass lily]

still on the kira arc of part 4 in english

[tame tide]

only 4.5 more parts to go

[simple kraken]

yeah

they translated part 3 alone decades ago and relatively recently started translating the other parts

[glass lily]

at least the volumes are hardcover and have bigger page sizes

and some colour pages

that makes it worth it for me

[mighty kestrel]

Gotta have that part 3 translation to go along with that sick OVA, man

[simple kraken]

unfortunately if they're not going super fast with the english releases that means the demand for them probably isn't super high

[mighty kestrel]

The OVA that is definitely canonically factual and definitely does not stray from the source material whatsoever

Polnareff on a boat? Totally legit

[glass lily]

They technically release two volumes every three months, since they are two in one harcovers, so at least it will take less time than if they released one every three months

[simple kraken]

Oh that's cool

They only have like 60-70 volumes to go

[mighty kestrel]

Oh boy...

Just another 9 years at that pace...

[glass lily]

I don't want to think that far ahead

part 5 and part 8 are the ones I would really want to own physically

[lost slate]

part 8 especially

if it ever gets translated into english i'd buy it like day one

[queen fox]

I wish they just released the single volume ones in box sets

[lost slate]

Sadly, that seems like it'll happen in more than 10 years

[queen fox]

if Viz actually continued past part 3 20 years ago

we would be caught up

[lost slate]

though I think they might have been concerned with its violent content

They had to censor parts of sdc, and Jotaro's catchphrase was 'give me a #%$@* break'

[burnt quiver]

that’s so dumbbbb

[minor ore]

Day 5 of saying fuck tooru until jobin gets revived

[simple kraken]

Jobin is still alive

Since when has losing gallons of blood stopped any character

[minor ore]

Yeah he is alive but I will still continue on until jobin fucks tooru up

[ocean mirage]

the best thing about jojo is that all the wounds look fatal

[hybrid pawn]

Nah it wasn’t fatal cause it missed his brain

[white beacon]

mista's bullet dug into like, a part of Sale's brain

but he's still alive

[drowsy fog]

Anyone remembers when Tooru mentions seeing Yasuho as a goddess? I'm working on a meme and I need the panel in HQ

[minor ore]

Ugh Ew why is tooru like that

[burnt pagoda]

jouske 4 is the only non squirrel jojo

and holly

imagine a spinoff based on holly

[minor ore]

Careful

[gritty tinsel]

he used teh b& word

[burnt pagoda]

huh

whats b&

[minor ore]

Banned

B and

[burnt pagoda]

whats the word

[young meteor]

The s word

[burnt pagoda]

oh okay

fixed

[minor ore]

👍

[burnt pagoda]

Any whay about the holly spinoff

any good fun headcannons

or ideas

[drowsy fog]

@minor ore Well the meme is made

[minor ore]

What meme

[drowsy fog]

The one I was making

About Tooru

Gunna post in jojokes so mods dont get angery

[supple plaza]

You know i just noticed something

When Tooru shows the pic to Yasuho, and the first time we see Satoru's face

His eyes are kind of 'empty' and glassy there too

Dunno what the fuck that means

[cosmic crest]

cake

[kind owl]

@cosmic crest, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !

[serene pasture]

The HD's eyes are literally always empty and glassy

[drowsy fog]

ass

[ebon rampart]

josuke doin push ups

based

[minor ore]

Josuke kinda flat :/

yea tbh

[drowsy fog]

Anyone knows what song The Wonder of You is named after?

[zenith tangle]

@drowsy fog this is what I got

[drowsy fog]

Aight

Thank

[zenith tangle]

🙏

[minor ore]

How far are you on part 8

[drowsy fog]

Reminder that the first thing King Nothing did was sniff Yasuho's feet

That is all

[white beacon]

It's funny you asked Wonder Of You's origin

When it shows Elvis when tooru was playing it

[drowsy fog]

Yeah but I searched iit on Spotify and nothing came up

[white beacon]

?

[drowsy fog]

What the fuck

OH FUCK IM AN IDIOT

I SEARCHED THE MIRACLE OF YOU

Localised arc will be called the miracle of you (the wonder of your love)

[minor ore]

89 years old

[gentle venture]

The Miracle of 89 years old

[drowsy fog]

People who just joined and random out of context low effort jokes in part specific discussion channels

Name a better duo

[gentle venture]

death and zeppeli

[minor ore]

hmm

[white beacon]

Kono dio da

[minor ore]

That is stale

[drowsy fog]

And 89 years old is fresh and cool

[minor ore]

I mean

Not really

[minor ore]

Because the joke itself is 89 years old

😎

I need to go to sleep

[drowsy fog]

[remote heath]

Wtf kind of sound effect is Begoh

[minor ore]

It is the sound of pain

[remote heath]

;-;

[minor ore]

And high pressure

[gentle venture]

the sound of the sink getting clogged

[white beacon]

The sound of plastic canister getting pressurized

[minor ore]

the sound of ||a rock dog getting crushed by 15 atmospheres of air pressure but somehow still surviving||

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[gentle venture]

i guess rock dogs are one thing araki can't kill

[minor ore]

Is Inosuke even a dog?

Does a rock dog count as a dog?

[upper knoll]

Yeah

After all it's a rock dog

[lost slate]

Why does everyone call him Iwasuke?

Technically it's correct, but there's a localized name for him

[exotic cobalt]

Qtaro

[white beacon]

Because it's his actual name

And the "localized" name is pretty much still a fanscan choice

[lost slate]

still

I like Rocky

[white beacon]

Iwasuke's still probably the most known name I guess, since it's just his actual name, and is used in the Hi Wa Mata Noboru fanscans

Jjca uses rocky

[zenith tangle]

@minor ore 7 chapters behind

Almost caught up

[minor ore]

Enjoy your read!!

[zenith tangle]

Thank you

[grizzled pilot]

rocky is already the name of a dog in the jojo universe

[white beacon]

Petshop kill?

[grizzled pilot]

no, he was the pet of the apartment owners from DMQ

[white beacon]

Ohhh right

[grizzled pilot]

pet shop's dogs were chibi and buchi

i think

[minor ore]

I thought this text channel was talking 24/7

It only talks 24/7 when a new chapter comes out or when we talk about GAPPY'S balls

[glass lily]

I really wouldn't mind if this channel was talking 24/7

[ebon rampart]

because we are the superior part

[minor ore]

^

[night moon]

which joholion character should i drawnfbb

[minor ore]

Jobin

[supple plaza]

Question

[minor ore]

Because STAN JOBIN

[supple plaza]

Does JoJolion have official releases in the US

[night moon]

i drew jobin a while back it was epic

also no

[supple plaza]

Like physical official translations

[grizzled pilot]

no

[supple plaza]

Fuckin betas. Over here in Italy we have official JoJolion mangas

[minor ore]

They're working on it I think

[glass lily]

only on part 4

[night moon]

jojo is translated and published up to Kira’s first arc in part 4 in English

[grizzled pilot]

JJL english TLs wont be around for a long time yet

[glass lily]

but it's nice that we get colour pages, bigger pages and hardcover

[supple plaza]

I'm not kidding by the way

[grizzled pilot]

yeah we know

[supple plaza]

Jojolion is officially published in Italian

[glass lily]

yep

[supple plaza]

So is every part actually

[night moon]

i have most of jojolion in japanese

[minor ore]

Ok

[grizzled pilot]

korean, chinese, and french too i think

[glass lily]

I only have volume 1

[night moon]

it’s siting right next to me right now actually

[glass lily]

I wanted it just because I love the art

[supple plaza]

We were one of the first to fully have JoJo. Waaay before America

[night moon]

idk why these are here

[supple plaza]

Thanks to Star Comics iirc

[night moon]

it’s because araki stans italy

[grizzled pilot]

and they dont have censored names either lul

[glass lily]

france and italy seem to get more manga than other western countries

[grizzled pilot]

because manga is popular there

[supple plaza]

Imagine not having all of JoJo's manga fully translated officially and with physical releases

[glass lily]

comics in general as well

[grizzled pilot]

imagine paying for manga

couldnt be me

[supple plaza]

This post has been made by Europe Gang

[night moon]

imagine flexing being european

this post was made by i don’t fucking care gang

[supple plaza]

[minor ore]

Anyways

[night moon]

i should draw jobin then

[minor ore]

What about uh

Mitsuba

How about both lol

[supple plaza]

Hey remember Kaato

No seriously what happened to her

Did she literally just exist for Jobin's backstory

[glass lily]

I'm hoping she comes back and either works with the main villain or turns out to be the mastermind behind eveything

back was jobin was in the running for main villain, I thought she would just team up and possibly fuse with him

[supple plaza]

If she doesn't appear in the next 4 chapters se can assume she has been fucking Stalin'd like Nijimura

[minor ore]

Who said jobin can't still be main villain huh?

W

[night moon]

i’m going to kill myself

[minor ore]

Oh my god

[gentle venture]

is this the family guy artstyle

[night moon]

yes

[minor ore]

But ahu

Why

[night moon]

i have a brain injury, apparently

for some reason i have a lot more fun drawing really shitty art than actually putting in effort

[minor ore]

True dat

[zenith tangle]

Damn so even having the intention of going after the head doctor is trouble

Very scary ability

It's also really heartbreaking to see how Holly keeps referring Josuke as Kira.

[minor ore]

rip

Finished yet?

[ebon rampart]

Yeah hands down my favourite josuke scene

[zenith tangle]

Almost

[minor ore]

I love that scene too

Makes me wanna hug my mom and tell her I love her

[ebon rampart]

Its such a powerful scene, josuke acknowledges that he doesnt know her yet she is his mom to him

[night moon]

such a powerful scene, josuke is fucking ripped and it makes me horny

[white beacon]

He might be in josefumi's body, but there's still a kira part in him and the closest person to josuke in the aspect of actual familial ties is holly

Because kyo still is nonexistent

[night moon]

is it bad that i’m a homosexual woman and had a massive crush on kira throughout all of part 8

[zenith tangle]

Chapter 92 hands down was one of the best and strongest ones

[ebon rampart]

kira is an emo boy

[night moon]

maybe i’m into that shit

i do listen to way too much MCR

[minor ore]

That speaks for it all

[night moon]

mcr is based tho

is this the only canon color we have for tooru?

[grizzled pilot]

as far as i know, yeah

[minor ore]

Cunt

there are no canon colors

I didn't even realise I said cunt lmao

lmao

wtf you call me

Auto-Tooru hate system

NO

I MEANT TOORU

TOORU IS THE CUNT

baby why 😢

NOOO bb don't the wrong idea u so sexy hahaha 😍 ✨

well, okay

u do sexy

OOPS

I missed so hard-

lmao

[night moon]

why is josh ubernutting in the background

[drowsy fog]

did you just call joshu jobin

[night moon]

fuck

i’m have a brain injury don’t judge me

[drowsy fog]

@minor ore kill them

[night moon]

AUTOCORRECT LITERALLY CHANGES JOSHU TO JOBIN THATS HOW MUCH I TYPE HIS NAME

[minor ore]

STEPHIE

I AM

DISAPPOINTED

[night moon]

i’m leaving

can’t take this humiliation

[minor ore]

No don't go Ahaha you're so sweet 🧚 ✨

josh

They have brain damage

drake and joshu

[gentle venture]

wow part 9 jojo is named josh

[upper knoll]

[icy bluff]

Lol josuke and okuyasu in the background

[winter ridge]

wait

yeah i just noticed that too

wtf

thats so cool

[night moon]

i’m backkk

no longer have brain damage

i was cured by food and a nap

[drowsy fog]

Let's test that

Who is the best part 8 character

[night moon]

yasuho

[drowsy fog]

[minor ore]

Jousuke

[night moon]

i love josuke but i relate to yasuho more

[minor ore]

that’s fair

[night moon]

thanks baby

wait fuck no kira is the best jojolion character

i legit might have brain damage holy shit

[minor ore]

lol

might?

he do be a g

[night moon]

i’m trying to learn a weezer song on guitar rn i think it’s pretty obvious i have brain damage

[minor ore]

not many folks would blow up a whole pier like that

[gentle venture]

i relate to kira

[minor ore]

💧

[night moon]

i relate to kira because i, too, am extremely hot

[minor ore]

@night moon what song

[night moon]

the new single

Hero

[minor ore]

oh i see

weezer stand

Undone would be good as a stand name

[minor ore]

you know sugar mountain reminds me of Milagro Man now that I'm re-reading it

[winter ridge]

i gotta say

im on Vitamin C rn

so far one of my favorite villains and arcs

better than True Man's World by far imo

[drowsy fog]

Vitamin C good

Yes

Better than true man's world

[winter ridge]

i mean i liked true mans world a lot

it just wasnt too interesting to me

part 7 is probably my 4th favorite

[minor ore]

woah interesting

that is not a popular opinion

[winter ridge]

maybe i should read it again or something, since i thought that part was just ....fine
i read that arc before i learned it was so well-regarded

sometimes i do miss a lot of details when i read though, so i feel like i might not have actually gotten everything out of that one

i just think Vitamin C is such a simple but very interesting stand with a great design, and his character is very cool to me. i like how damo basically just does nothing when he fights. he just stands there and interrogates people

but is so threatening at the same time

[upper knoll]

Vitamin C better than True Man's World? The present part - no, The part with Kira and Josefumi - yes

[winter ridge]

yeah im kinda putting both of those together

[upper knoll]

The present part was alright too I just didnt like it as much as what happened next

[zenith tangle]

Omg, I can't believe Jobin killed Norisuke

[kind owl]

@zenith tangle, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !

[zenith tangle]

Such a big event

Only chapter 97 left and I'm caught up with jojolion

[ebon rampart]

Chapter 97 gonna be another shocker for you too bud

[zenith tangle]

This manga is going pretty crazy ngl, like all of a sudden all these events going on. The head doctor is a really cool villain

[night moon]

jobin: kills norisuke
jobin 2 chapters later: haha i guess that’s all the character decisions i need to make done, goodbye world

[gritty tinsel]

Jojolion's graph was hard to make as many of the characters have identical names to characters in part 4 so I didn't include it. Now time to put ALL of these graphs together.

@ripe marlin

[night moon]

damn workin hard

[gritty tinsel]

u know it

[daring bear]

damn Joshu got a lot of mentions there

[night moon]

did you search head doctor/HD as well as aisho?

joshu got a lot of mentions cuz y’all fuckin worship him for some reason

[daring bear]

half of them are probably from #627130585218809858

[ebon rampart]

Joshu is 2nd

Waiting for 1st place

[daring bear]

Johnny is the most mentioned

and he is from 2 parts

[night moon]

joshu needs to die soon

[minor ore]

kyo

araki please

[daring bear]

[ebon rampart]

Joshu needs to unlock requiem soon

[night moon]

i would give araki my college savings for joshu’s immediate death

[daring bear]

that's harsh

[night moon]

nah

[minor ore]

you capper

[night moon]

the day i stop hating joshu is the day one of y’all needs to put me down

[minor ore]

no

because you will be welcomed

[ebon rampart]

Joshu is a lovely lad

[night moon]

LMAO

you know what

y’all know how well i write up shit when i focus

or you don’t

depending on if you know me

but imma write up a summarized list of why i hate joshu

then y’all b quaking in your boots

[minor ore]

we’ll be waiting

[night moon]

for examples of my obsessive ass write ups look at the pins in #steel-ball-run

[daring bear]

this should be interesting

[icy bluff]

TF? Where’s the source that josuke is 6’1-6’4.

[daring bear]

Probably just a guess

You can compare the heights of other characters to work it out

[winter ridge]

@icy bluff remember NDoul figures out his height

to be 195 cm

[ripe marlin]

josuke not jotaro @winter ridge

[winter ridge]

_> oops

[ripe marlin]

please read 👀

[winter ridge]

it was just a mistake :(

the wiki doesnt have height listed

[deep jasper]

apprently from that one shitpost

Josuke is around 5'7" or 8"

[ripe marlin]

#manga-jojokes @minor ore

you KNOW BETTER

[minor ore]

Sorry fuck @ripe marlin

You bitch I love you

[ripe marlin]

next time is a warn!!!!!!!

[icy bluff]

So no official sources, just head cannon? 😎

[astral cargo]

Joshu ain’t a bad character, y’all are just mean

[night moon]

he isn’t a bad character he’s a bad person

and a loser lmao

[ebon rampart]

thats just mean

[daring bear]

Joshu is Joshu

[night moon]

i feel nothing towards joshu so being mean to him means nothing to me

[white beacon]

Yeah yeahhh joshu misunderstood current corcunstanstrnces josuke nori's fave whatever

That Don t mean we cant judge joshu for what he's consciously done

[pliant sail]

Joshu is a dork

Honestly

He’s the kind of person who’d Naruto run across college campus to get to class

And act all snotty and elitist about operating systems

[minor ore]

[pliant sail]

He’s basically a Japanese version of Gareth from the original Office

Even has a similar goofy ass haircut

[minor ore]

Saying Fuck tooru until jobin gets revived day 6

[minor ore]

saying fuck jobin until tooru kills him day 1

🔫

[drowsy fog]

[drowsy fog]

@minor ore I'm so sorry

I just put on headphones and started listening to The Wonder of You while dancing in my room

[minor ore]

@drowsy fog what are you sorry for

[drowsy fog]

I did a tooru

[minor ore]

🔫

[crude orchid]

gappy and yasuho's texts be like 88==============D

[minor ore]

Omfg

[crude orchid]

i have been listening to wonder of you a lot

is really god

[hasty heart]

So what was mamezuku talking about ‘karma’ with the HDs stand?

[ebon rampart]

I like crazy train more

I still bop to the sounds of that awesome guitar

[minor ore]

Tooru already almost killed him

just with his presence

man was vibing to Elvis his power...

[night moon]

ngl every time i listen to elvis i'm shocked at how good it is

[glass lily]

a very good victory song for him to dance to

using devil in disguise was a real missed opportunity though

[lost slate]

I feel like that would be too obvious though

[vocal mason]

@night moon i mean Elvis was at one time the most popular musician for a reason

[night moon]

yeah lol

because he existed in the first generation girls were allowed to be horny

[vocal mason]

Thats kinda like sayimg, "yo these beatle guys kinda slap"

Lol

[night moon]

i think i would know a thing or two about the beatles seeing as i’m paul mccartney

[ebon rampart]

Yeah i love beetles fighting

[night moon]

beetle tendency

[craggy plume]

chapter 71, goodbye color

[zenith tangle]

Finally caught up with Jojolion. Took about 1 week. Man I'm loving this part. And damn the recent chapter, so is tooru and head doctor like diavolo and Doppio?

[minor ore]

could be the case

[gentle venture]

can gappy steal someone's ability to use their stand?

[serene pasture]

No, that’s stupid

[minor ore]

The first time I saw I am a rock I thought Yotsuyu was Calling himself a rock. Interesting

[white beacon]

He kinda is, so it's pretty easy to get that mixed up

Plus he pairs it up with "I am an island"

[minor ore]

I was so confused at that lol

[zenith tangle]

If gappy can steal friction doesn't it mean he can steal/remove gravity?

[minor ore]

Now is gravity a physical thing-

[mighty kestrel]

Gravity is physical enough that Araki could make up one of his bullshit science points to make it work lmao

[lusty escarp]

I mean in JoJo gravity is like fate

[mighty kestrel]

C-Moon affected actual physical gravity though - not the concept of gravity-fate

[ebon rampart]

The concept of gravity is different to actual gravity

[gentle venture]

yes he even made himself the center of gravity

[mighty kestrel]

Bullshit plot point btw

[ebon rampart]

And yes, technically araki could make josuke steal gravity

[mighty kestrel]

“It needs to be during a full moon! Oh wait, no it doesn’t, I’m the center of gravity now bitch!”

[ebon rampart]

However i doubt we’ll see josuke use those types of op moves till maybe during the final fight

[lusty escarp]

Hey could joshu use nut king call on the universe to like open wormholes

Cuz that would be awsome

[gentle venture]

maybe if his stand evolves and he doesn't die

[lusty escarp]

Could destroy the earth by dismantling it

[mighty kestrel]

Seems a bit op

But then again... this is Jojo

[lusty escarp]

Yup

What would be better to have killer queen or alternate universe killer queen

[mighty kestrel]

Depends

They both serve very different purposes

[raw steppe]

I still don't understand how C-Moon evolved when it still wasn't full moon

[mighty kestrel]

Original KQ is all about stealth, where as AU KQ is more about precision

[lusty escarp]

But in common situations which would be most convenient

[mighty kestrel]

I think the explanation about C-Moon amounts to “The full moon was Pucci’s interpretation of Dio’s instructions”

[minor ore]

there was a thing where like, he didn't have to wait for the full moon

[mighty kestrel]

Common situations? Idk probably AU KQ - I’d rather be precise than stealthy, but I’m not a serial killer so...

Yeah Pucci’s thing was like... he used C-Moon to make himself the center of gravity rather than waiting for the full moon to do it naturally

Again, bullshit plot point

[raw steppe]

Indeed

[ebon rampart]

I mean Nut King Call has an A for development potential

[minor ore]

i think it was like

[raw steppe]

But the user is Joshu. He's too dumb to find the potential

[ebon rampart]

so i’d like to asusme he’s going to develop that stand to do some crazy mindblowing stuff

[minor ore]

absorbing the green baby and going to kennedy space center led to C-Moon

[ebon rampart]

the current arc is going to toughen him up

[minor ore]

making himself the center of gravity and getting at the right angle was what did Made in Haven

[lusty escarp]

Imagine at the end of part 8 joshu gets a huge power up and saves the day

[raw steppe]

N0

[ebon rampart]

toughened up joshu = strong joshu= strong joshu = strong nut king call = mind blowing nuts and bolts powers

[gentle venture]

this is the face of a hero

[ebon rampart]

Dismantling the universe

[lusty escarp]

Dismantling the multiverse

[raw steppe]

That's the face of a moron

[mighty kestrel]

I like to think Nut King Call’s developmental potential is so high just because Joshu is such a fucking idiot that he doesn’t really know how to use it

[raw steppe]

Agreed

[minor ore]

well

[lusty escarp]

It has a lot of wasted potential

[raw steppe]

Born to be hated
Just like Hitler

[minor ore]

The Hand's development potential is C

and Okuyasu is a huge idiot

hm something to note

[frozen charm]

Because okuyasu understands the hands ability and ways to use it

[minor ore]

Soft & Wet's potential is A

[frozen charm]

Joshu knows basically nothing about his stand

[mighty kestrel]

The Hand isn’t a particuarly complicated ability though

[minor ore]

why?

[raw steppe]

Soft & Wet's potential is A
@minor ore Soft and Wet evolution intensifies

[minor ore]

was Joshu not born with his stand?

[mighty kestrel]

“Swing hand, vanish machine goes brrrrr”

[frozen charm]

^

[lusty escarp]

That is how it works

[minor ore]

ah no he wasn't

okay fair enough then

[raw steppe]

I hate that the wall eyes were just an excuse for some people to have Stands

[minor ore]

but hold on

[mighty kestrel]

I mean

90% chance they have some relation to the corpse

[minor ore]

Okuyasu wasn't born with his stand either

[mighty kestrel]

Which is how stands are given in the AU

[raw steppe]

That's not what I meant

I mean, the whole Jojolion plot goes around the Rokaka

Wall Eyes are forgotten

[minor ore]

Joshu actually gets his stand at shakedown road

[lusty escarp]

Could nut king call beat ultimate kars

Cuz he doesn’t cut things he unscrews them

[raw steppe]

The bite of Josuke, the man from the flashback...Araki please...

[mighty kestrel]

I mean... the whole plot point about Johnny and the corpse kinda lingers over the story, even if its not the main focus

[lusty escarp]

So i don’t think kars would be able to regenerate

[ebon rampart]

Joshu will save everyone in this part

[lusty escarp]

Definitely

[mighty kestrel]

I ageee it feels like its been forgotten about for a long time at this point though

[raw steppe]

Joshu actually gets his stand at shakedown road
@minor ore It manifests there, he already had it on the Wall Eyes

[ebon rampart]

He is the ultimate anti hero counterpart to josuke

[mighty kestrel]

I hope we get some conclusion on the wall eye stuff

[minor ore]

okay

[ebon rampart]

We may, we may not

[minor ore]

I'm just saying shakedown road is the first appearance

[lusty escarp]

Joshu was the actual JoJo of part 8 all along

[ebon rampart]

It mind just end up as a mystery, which i totally wouldnt mind

[minor ore]

and that's the first time he sees his stand

the localized name is "Nuts N. Bolts"

that's not too bad

makes me think of rachet and clank

[lusty escarp]

Yeah it’s fine

[minor ore]

i dunno why they had to change it though

[ebon rampart]

still a goat stand

[mighty kestrel]

Shakedown road is the first time we see Nut King Call - that doesn’t mean Joshu didn’t have it until that point

[minor ore]

Nut King Call isn't an actual thing. The name is based on "Nat King Cole"

[mighty kestrel]

Unless that was explicitly stated somewhere

[lusty escarp]

But as we all know the best localized name is filthy acts at a reasonable price

[ebon rampart]

Goat stand

[mighty kestrel]

The way I interpretted is that it was the first time Joshu actually used it, but it was latent until that point

[minor ore]

he looks pretty suprised to me

[ebon rampart]

That aesthetic

[gentle venture]

joshu is badass

[lusty escarp]

Damn right

[kind owl]

@lusty escarp, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

[minor ore]

Wait did araki colour that panel

[ebon rampart]

Omg he is doing jotaro pose

[minor ore]

The one that Pisha posted

[mighty kestrel]

Joshu is the main character of Jojolion

[upper knoll]

yeah

[ebon rampart]

omg guys is dis a jojo reference

[lusty escarp]

Who do you guys think will be the final villain of jojolion

[gentle venture]

dio

[lusty escarp]

Makes sense

[tawny sentinel]

hopefully a recurring, previously established character and not some random guy

[minor ore]

Jobin

[tawny sentinel]

because that would feel more rewarding

[gentle venture]

kaato

[mighty kestrel]

Dio’s son, Bio

[kind owl]

@mighty kestrel, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 9 !