#jojolion

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queen fox
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like he's actually serious for once

simple kraken
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What a violent chapter

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fucking ||blood fountain||

azure canopy
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Love Crazy Train huh

tame tide
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holy fucking shit

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rip sexy dilf

simple kraken
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So what the hell is this

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Like

old marlin
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Cant believe people actually got wonder of you right

simple kraken
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The head doctor is real

analog ether
old marlin
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The head doctor's always been real

gentle venture
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Fuck ||tooru||

simple kraken
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Yeah but tooru can ||see what the head doctor is doing||

queen fox
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@old marlin what do you mean

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that's the name of an entire arc

minor ore
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||Tooru shares thoughts with HD??? And HD was in resting state ||

old marlin
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Right but people still guessed like a million other things even after those chapter names got changed

minor ore
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||what if Tooru and HD share once consciousness ||

gentle venture
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maybe the H.D is a independant stand like dragon's dream

old marlin
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You reach so much

undone zodiac
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OH DAMN

minor ore
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||but one has to rest for the other to work ||

simple kraken
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oh shit that's interesting

undone zodiac
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wait why are we talking in spoilers

minor ore
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||head doctor was in some resting state ||

tame tide
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chapter only released like 15 minutes ago

undone zodiac
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hm fair ig

gentle venture
old marlin
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king

undone zodiac
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||so basically it's confirmed that looking at tooru activates the calamities right||

gentle venture
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most likely

old marlin
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No

analog ether
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Well

fleet river
old marlin
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Pursuing

undone zodiac
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||what do you guys mean by resting state||

old marlin
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We get it from the man himself

fleet river
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how does tooru know that

minor ore
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I mean Tooru is basically confirmed evil

old marlin
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You dont want to pursue him

minor ore
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He shares one consciousness with HD

old marlin
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Youre insane

undone zodiac
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yeah tooru's like 95% main villain in my mind now

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but hes got a damn good music taste

minor ore
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I think HD is some puppet to Tooru

mint gyro
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Just finished it!

old marlin
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Crazy Train and Wonder of You

minor ore
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He can control it I guess

analog ether
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CRAZY TRAIN

grizzled pilot
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aaaaaaand i missed it

old marlin
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I kinda like both

minor ore
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mmmm

azure canopy
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do you guys remember Tooru's monologe about people thinking about the same thing at the same time?

analog ether
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That shit rules, I hope that's the stand

grizzled pilot
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@ripe marlin

gentle venture
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i mean looking at tooru could make it so you can see him but pursuing head doctor activates it

old marlin
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Why are you pinging him

undone zodiac
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no josuke

grizzled pilot
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asked me to

old marlin
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Ok

undone zodiac
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jobin saw tooru on the screen

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and then was instantly attacked

analog ether
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also, hd got his monocle back, good shit

old marlin
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Lets fucking goooo

azure canopy
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Tooru did a monologe on how people can think of the same thing at the same time when he was with Yasuho, maybe they indeed share conciousness (HD and Tooru)

upper knoll
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Yo did you see that neck snap?

gentle venture
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jobin had the intent to pursue the head doctor

undone zodiac
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yeah man that was one crazy exchange

gentle venture
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he was looking for him

minor ore
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yeah

undone zodiac
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doesnt really seem equivalent to me tbh

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pimples for your neck?

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hm

minor ore
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this is so weird

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it's so...bizarre!

gentle venture
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i mean can't the head doctor manipulate it

analog ether
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It was a HD effect, probably

ebon rampart
gentle venture
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like what happened with josuke's mouth

analog ether
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^

ebon rampart
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I absolutely love this page

old marlin
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He got his pimples exchanged for his fuckin brainstem man

mint gyro
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Josuke just sitting there menacingly

old marlin
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thats gnarly

minor ore
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the exchange can be anything

gentle venture
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like damn he's inviting him

old marlin
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🤓 no shit

ebon rampart
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Josuke is big brain

undone zodiac
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yeah but equivalent

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and my point is that a few pimples aint equivalent to your neck

old marlin
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Equivalent in Volume not importance

ebon rampart
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People who said jobin is the main villain, how do you feel now?

old marlin
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They were pretty big pimples

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I still believe he's the main antagonist

simple kraken
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how

mint gyro
undone zodiac
old marlin
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No

tame tide
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his eyes are so weird

mint gyro
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He's just so menacing there

grizzled pilot
old marlin
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Twin Tail man is fine

minor ore
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hmmmmm

grizzled pilot
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from HWMN's site

minor ore
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is the HD bait or is he the user....

old marlin
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Ty stupid translators

analog ether
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for fucks sake

gentle venture
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i really don't want jobin to die now i guess this is why people say don't get too close to characters in jojo

simple kraken
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Wait how does josuke know that the head doctor will pursue him

minor ore
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it seems everyone thinks it's the HD

upper knoll
old marlin
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Your name isnt Surafd Akefu

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I think

grizzled pilot
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blair witch style

mint gyro
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Maybe Tooru and HD share a sort of Diavolo/Doppio situation, but it's more equal?

undone zodiac
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i mean there is 100% some connection between tooru and the hd

upper knoll
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You think?

tame tide
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dude

old marlin
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He's literally just standing leave him alone

mint gyro
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Like they share a consciousness instead of a body

ripe marlin
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Wow this came out far earlier than j expected

upper knoll
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But you dont know

undone zodiac
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well they are two seperate beings for one

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yeah that seems likely

minor ore
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is Tooru just feeding information

simple kraken
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I mean the theme in both part 7 and 8 is equivalent exchange

kind owlBOT
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@simple kraken, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 15 !

minor ore
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the website is so slow

old marlin
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And you fear, what ya dont understand

undone zodiac
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sharing a conciousness

mint gyro
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It'd explain Tooru knowing about Josuke

ebon rampart
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Tooru's stand ability is to make illusions of whoever he targets and protect that person with the calamity ability

old marlin
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So Tooru is confirmed to be the user of the HD stand

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Cool we been knew

minor ore
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it could be that

undone zodiac
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seems logical scatterix

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but it still triggers when you see him somehow

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since it wasnt attacking jobin

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till he saw tooru#

minor ore
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1 brain 2 bodies

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no he tried to pursue

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the HD

undone zodiac
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thats true as well

fleet river
undone zodiac
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but he still saw tooru

gentle venture
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he couldn't see him before though

minor ore
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dude the website is so slow

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that's pretty strong

undone zodiac
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before he was attacked

minor ore
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if it just goes by the idea

old marlin
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Anger and Anxiety
deez nuts

analog ether
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What a fucking shocker, NTR was the final boss of this part

old marlin
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

minor ore
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nuts deez

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I woke up

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And fuck

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Reading it again

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HE DIDNT DESERVE IT

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UGHHHGG

azure canopy
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maybe it's like Diavolo and Doppio but they are separated, still keeping the mental connection

tame tide
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fuck that stupid teddy bear bitch tooru

undone zodiac
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HEY

minor ore
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BITCH ASS TOORU

old marlin
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What an interesting and unique thought

minor ore
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I HOPE HE DIES

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oof

undone zodiac
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...

minor ore
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In the most painful way possible

old marlin
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I thought you were a Tooru stan

gentle venture
simple kraken
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Fuck tooru

all my homies hate tooru

old marlin
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He won't lol

minor ore
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I'm no longer thay

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we stan tooru

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im making a tooru fan cam tonight

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what song do i use

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imagine he uses speed king to heal himself wit hheat or something

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I hope jobin doesn't die I can't I cant

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burn his wounds

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najh

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I CANT

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not possible

analog ether
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Also, fun idea
There are now 5 people in this part that need to use a fruit, and there's only 2

minor ore
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he gon

mint gyro
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Jobin cauterises his wound

minor ore
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FUCK JOJOLION

mint gyro
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Now invincible

analog ether
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HAHAHAHAHA

cedar relic
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Oh my fucking god this chapter

azure canopy
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The Wonder of You @minor ore

minor ore
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ALL MY HOMIES HATE JOJOLION

undone zodiac
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what exactly diud even happen to jobin

azure canopy
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

minor ore
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Gas

azure canopy
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the tube thingy from the can

minor ore
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He got Ozone baby'd 2.0

analog ether
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You take my hand and I'm a king

minor ore
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he got hit in the neck by the bottles pipe

mint gyro
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I think he got shot by the hair spray.

azure canopy
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yeah

minor ore
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and made him bleed out

undone zodiac
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yeah that i got

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but

minor ore
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Also the part where he thanked mitsuba

undone zodiac
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thats a ton of blood

azure canopy
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and it's acting like a blood spray now

minor ore
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I CANT

undone zodiac
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for that

minor ore
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ITS SO SAD

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probably in an arterie

ebon rampart
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"he can do so much more with his stand, don't worry, we'll see more" -the same thing they said about The Hand

minor ore
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DONT TELL ME HES DEAD

gentle venture
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joshu must be heart broken

undone zodiac
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IF JOBINS DEAD

minor ore
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it hit him in the heart tho

undone zodiac
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pls

analog ether
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Really??

undone zodiac
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not

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nononon

minor ore
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everyone getting fucked up

ebon rampart
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I doubt he is gonna survive that

azure canopy
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we don't know nah of course he is dead

minor ore
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PIN

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PIN IT

analog ether
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implying it ever existed

ebon rampart
old marlin
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It did

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Sadly

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HAHAHAH

analog ether
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not really

old marlin
minor ore
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Now I can make the meme I always wanted to make

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I've already made it before but

undone zodiac
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stop

old marlin
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Nice

minor ore
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no

cedar relic
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Don’t die Jobin

gentle venture
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Too soon

minor ore
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I'm coping 😔

ebon rampart
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SHARPEH WHY

undone zodiac
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he cant die

minor ore
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tbh I feel bad for Jobin

ebon rampart
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i thought u loved him

undone zodiac
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not just like that

ebon rampart
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😔

undone zodiac
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pls

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man

simple kraken
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I knew jobin was gonna get fucked up as soon as he started talking about his love for mitsuba

burnt quiver
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^

analog ether
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I will not assume anyone is dead until the magic fruit healing items are gone.

minor ore
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lmao

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SORRY I SAID IM COPING

gentle venture
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He can't die now when he's so close to saving his son

old marlin
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Jobin is fine

minor ore
ebon rampart
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At least jobin’s death is going to be the cause of the joshu redemption arc

old marlin
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LPC is so right

ebon rampart
mint gyro
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Jobin really getting taken out by hair spray

old marlin
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The Magic Fruit Healing Item

analog ether
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THAT BEING SAID

minor ore
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LPC is literally a fax machine

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he's probably healed last second but out of commission

old marlin
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That wa literally in his hand

minor ore
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he doesn’t miss

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HIS OWN HAIR SPRAY KILLED HIM 😭

old marlin
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He's fine

analog ether
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There are more fruits than people at this point

old marlin
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Since when has a blood fountain meant someone was dead

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In Jojo

minor ore
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it's spirit haze

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oh my god

gentle venture
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imagine joshu's stand grows just like his mental state

minor ore
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Lmao

analog ether
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So take your picks on who will live

minor ore
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THEY DO SHARE THE SAME CONCIOUSNESS

mint gyro
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I interpreted it as a chest shot.

minor ore
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spirit haze means ded, cept if u a villain of course

undone zodiac
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yes they do

old marlin
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THIS REACH IS CORRECT

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YATAZO

minor ore
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theres no way that last panel means anything different

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Bruno got sliced and punched a hole through him and still was able to stand up

mint gyro
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Isn't that where it landed? Feels like that'd be kinda lethal

minor ore
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YATAZO LMAO

old marlin
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Spirit Haze

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Purple Haze

burnt quiver
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i think yasuho is dead

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honestly

minor ore
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It landed in his heart

burnt quiver
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i think she’s fucked

minor ore
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Close

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she’s definitely not dead

old marlin
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Smells like Purple Spirit

minor ore
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nor will she

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die

burnt quiver
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no not yet

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but i don’t think she’s got a chance now

undone zodiac
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wait was jobin there in the flash forward

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i cant remember

burnt quiver
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no he wasn’t

cedar relic
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No

minor ore
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IM COMING TO SAVE YOU YASUHO
NAH LMAO IM LISYENING TO WHOEVER YHIS ELVIS IS

burnt quiver
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he wasn’t

gentle venture
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oh no

minor ore
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smells like nirvana

old marlin
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YOU AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG

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CRYING ALL THE TIME

mint gyro
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Calling it: Tooru and Satoru are a reverse Diavolo and Doppio.

burnt quiver
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god damn dude jobin fucking died

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i can’t believe this

old marlin
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WELL YOU AINT EVER CAUGHT A RABBIT AND YOU AINT NO FRIEND OF MINE

minor ore
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I HATE YALL

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I HATE JOJOLION

burnt quiver
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he definitely deserved it but

minor ore
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BULLSHIT

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I still think there's a chance he's just an informant

undone zodiac
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damn jobin really aint looking like he'd live for over 2 more hours

minor ore
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HE DIDNT DESERVE IT

undone zodiac
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for the harvest

minor ore
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cus the stand doesn't need you to be there

burnt quiver
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i kinda didn’t want him to go out like that

analog ether
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OK so
Tsurugi
Yasuho
Jobin
Holly
Norisuke

3/5 will die. Place your bets

minor ore
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to cause a calamity that is

burnt quiver
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oh he definitely deserved it

minor ore
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Yasuho

fleet river
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rest in peace dolomite theory

minor ore
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Tsurugi can't die

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Holly can't die

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Josuke maybe

mint gyro
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It's a spray and pray strat lmao

minor ore
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im reading jojolion and soft and wet is sexy

burnt quiver
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norisuke + jobin + tsurugi

tame tide
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get out sdg

analog ether
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GET OUT OF CHAT NOW

minor ore
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no

gentle venture
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this would be a really good time for walking heart to stretch her fucking legs and attack tooru and hopefully not die

minor ore
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@minor ore GET OUT

burnt quiver
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@minor ore get out

minor ore
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no

analog ether
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Then you are lost

tame tide
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youre gonna get spoiled

minor ore
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YOURE GONNA GET SPOILED

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ok

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bye

analog ether
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bye

minor ore
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TY

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lol

burnt quiver
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lmfao

minor ore
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we love protecting new jojolion fans don't we

fleet river
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this feels like seeing a baby in front of a moving truck

minor ore
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Okay so

mint gyro
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Really hope the Stand is called Crazy Train

minor ore
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same

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Jobin sacrificed himself

gentle venture
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bruh what happens if born this way pursues the head doctor

tame tide
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rip kyo ig

minor ore
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Jobin best jobro

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He did sacrifice himself daaamn

undone zodiac
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you guys cant go around calling yasuho the johoe and saying shell die at the same time

gentle venture
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oh fuck kyo no

analog ether
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I guess I'll neeeeeever know
The reaaaason whyyy

undone zodiac
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either call her jobro or dont

minor ore
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JOBIN BEST JOBROOOIO

burnt quiver
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“johoe”

ebon rampart
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HYPEEEEEE

minor ore
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UGHHH

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I CANT WAIT

burnt quiver
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was that intentional

minor ore
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ANOTHER MONTH

gentle venture
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bruh can tsurugi even last 2 hours

tame tide
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how many more chapters do u bet until we're at the flashforward

minor ore
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lol

pliant sail
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Brutal new chapter

mint gyro
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Love Train, Crazy Train, and Hype Train

undone zodiac
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this was the first chapter i waited the full month for

minor ore
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7 chapters

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what a bloody mess amirite

analog ether
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welcome to the wait zone

undone zodiac
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and damn other series are on break too rn so damn

old marlin
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Yo what 2 hours until the next chapter? POGGSTERS

undone zodiac
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its a struggle

pliant sail
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So Toru can sense the calamity stand??

undone zodiac
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huh?

burnt quiver
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i’ve waited since january

minor ore
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Probably

analog ether
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Guys Chapter 98 is getting released tomorrow!

minor ore
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probably

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:((((((

undone zodiac
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tooru has the calamity stand

old marlin
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

minor ore
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I HATE IT HERE

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so either head doctor paying him well or they related

gentle venture
pliant sail
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But the HD is the one that causes calamity when pursued...?

minor ore
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Tooru GOAT

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hmm

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EW DELETE

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waitttttt

simple kraken
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JOSHU REDEMPTION

minor ore
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EWIEIEI

old marlin
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NOOOO YOU CANT JUST KILL ME

Cream Starter go brrrrrrrrr

pliant sail
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I’m confused about Toru

minor ore
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omg that would be fucken hell of a combo

mint gyro
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I think we're all a bit confused about Tooru

gentle venture
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Joshu's stand has an A in development he has to evolve this is the perfect setup

simple kraken
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so basically here's what I think's going on

pliant sail
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It feels very likely he’s a baddie tho

minor ore
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one causes calamities when pursued
other causes a vision of someone

undone zodiac
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@pliant sail the conclusion we came to is that tooru and hd may share a conciousness (see last panel)

minor ore
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

mint gyro
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Yes

old marlin
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no it's just people like to interject their shitty headcanon into what Tooru is actually in the story for, it causes major chaos

minor ore
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YOU CANT LET TOORU JOIN THE MAIN VILLAIN GANG PLSSS

simple kraken
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When Tooru is idle, pursuing him leads to calamity

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Wait idk

pliant sail
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He’s just sitting there enjoying some Elvis staring at Yasuho laying on the ground with her arm chopped off

mint gyro
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Reverse Diavolo/Doppio

simple kraken
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I'm overthinking

minor ore
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but jobin didn't see HD

ebon rampart
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Tooru is the one causing the illusions of multiple head doctors

tame tide
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do you guys really miss fucking diavolo that much

minor ore
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so this theory barely holds

pliant sail
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Like he’s totally unconcerned about Yasuho

minor ore
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HE RADIATES SD ENERGYY

ebon rampart
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And the head doctor is the one controlling the calamities

analog ether
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My opinion of Tooru is "Sweet Georgia Brown"

drowsy fog
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"Jobin is the main villain" gang is dead, end of an era

minor ore
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I HATE IT

analog ether
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Nah

old marlin
minor ore
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Please make jobin survive

drowsy fog
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Jobin is dead, end of Jobin

mint gyro
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Yasuho's fucking dying and Tooru's just standing there jamming

tame tide
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atleast we got to see his tits

minor ore
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I can't wait for how mitsuba will react

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TITS LMAO

old marlin
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Yasuho and Jobin

main cedar
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he groovin

fleet river
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i made a joke 1.5 years ago saying tooru is the main villain

minor ore
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bidolf

old marlin
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Yo we did see Jobin tits this chapter

gentle venture
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wow we went from vampire to mafia boss to a fucking teenager who likes hamburgers

minor ore
old marlin
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Thats awesome

fleet river
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I can't fucking believe i was right

minor ore
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He isn't

old marlin
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Youre so brave

drowsy fog
minor ore
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@old marlin please tell me you’re going to edit the panel of what song he’s listening to

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The head doctor is

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FIGHT ME

pliant sail
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Toru is the grandson of the HD maybe

drowsy fog
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Rokakakma

minor ore
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HD killed Tooru and is puppeting Toorus body to spy on Yasuho and get into the estate

old marlin
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@minor ore To what

pliant sail
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That Jobin scene is fucking brutal

old marlin
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Good headcanon

minor ore
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anything really

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I GUESS YOU COHLD SAY THIS WAS THE LAST STRAW

analog ether
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I said "main villain" every time a new character came up and I was (eventually) right! I fucking did it bros!

minor ore
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Chum by Earl Sweatshirt

old marlin
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Not totally implausible

minor ore
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it could be

- Tooru is both creating illusions and calamities
- HD is creating calamities and Tooru illusions
- Tooru is just being paid to inform the HD and HD is doing both
gentle venture
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Too soon

old marlin
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SOMETHING SINISTER TO IT

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Or

minor ore
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Stupid

simple kraken
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now we gotta wait an entire fucking month

old marlin
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It could be what we've been told this entire time

minor ore
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AN ENTIRE MONTH UGHHH

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Pendulum Swinging slow a degenerate moving

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Hype

burnt kite
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So, new chapter is kinda crazy

craggy valve
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yes

analog ether
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a lil

minor ore
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Lmao

gentle venture
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the theories now are gonna be crazy

winter surge
old marlin
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Which is Tooru works with the Head Doctor, uses a stand to cause calamities, and is currently trying to get the fruit

craggy valve
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tooru dance

old marlin
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Thats literally

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a man listening to music

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shut up

minor ore
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and HD is doing illusions

pliant sail
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inb4 Araki stretches out the time remaining into minutes

drowsy fog
old marlin
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EW

gentle venture
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bruh

fleet river
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Mitsuba: NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ATTACK THE HEAD DOCTOR! THE CALAMITY WILL BEFALL ON US!!

Jobin: hehe speed king

pliant sail
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Each chapter only covers like 15min ArakiThink ArakiThink

mint gyro
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Vampire --> Aztec god of fitness --> vampire two: electric boogaloo --> My name is Tohru Adachi --> Satanic Mafia boss and his coffee boy --> vampire's boyfriend --> The President™️ --> Burger lad and his old friend/possible alternate self

minor ore
#

MITSUBA!!! TSURUGIIIIIIII

burnt kite
#

Ok so speculation here, I'm guessing Crazy Train and The Wonder of You are different names for either the stand itself or one of its abilities

mint gyro
#

Evolution of JoJo villains is truly amazing

analog ether
minor ore
#

I hate it here

old marlin
#

Uhhhhh Uhhh i think he means uhhhhh

minor ore
#

Come here did you perhaps

old marlin
#

Tooru controls him???

#

Yeah i think thats what it is

minor ore
#

Tooru works for him

#

Bruh

analog ether
#

SaTOORU
Give me reddit gold now

old marlin
#

IVE NEVER NOTICED THAT DJASKHFJKLSDNASDKJ

drowsy fog
#

I made this when the raws came out

minor ore
#

STOP IT

old marlin
#

poor guy

gentle venture
#

Why

drowsy fog
#

mastapeece

minor ore
#

I HATE YOI

burnt kite
#

BAD MEME

mint gyro
#

Spray and pray

minor ore
#

BAD MEME

mint gyro
#

Spray and pray

minor ore
#

Baaaad

gentle venture
#

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO MY BOI LIKE THAT

analog ether
#

Tbh, I didn't think Kewl was being honest

ripe marlin
#

@drowsy fog stop posting your meme in here

burnt kite
#

Leave daddy Jobin alone!

drowsy fog
#

😔

minor ore
#

looks like Tooru's just in it for the cash

old marlin
#

So fucking sinsiter

#

You opened the jar

minor ore
#

probably got an ability from the fruit

ebon rampart
#

Im thinking of something disgusting...

minor ore
#

I can't open jars

old marlin
#

You licked your fingers

minor ore
#

one of HD's test subjects

old marlin
minor ore
#

and this is his repayments

analog ether
#

Damn, the "H" stood for Horny all along

burnt kite
#

Not The Jar ™️

minor ore
#

😳

old marlin
#

Thats such a reach Bound

#

the only thing connecting it to actual canon is it has Tooru in it

minor ore
#

HD was doing a lot of experiments with the fruit tho

gentle venture
#

bruh

minor ore
#

this channel has the best pins

#

just look at the amount he had

#

who's to say it was the same type of fruit

ripe marlin
#

anyone got a shot of a bug eyed joubin, could be fanart

minor ore
#

Galaxy brain

daring bear
#

damn that chapter was wild

minor ore
#

bleeding joubin

#

Bug eyed jobin?

old marlin
#

DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FRUIT

ripe marlin
#

like him sweating bullets and staring at something

minor ore
#

HUH???

drowsy fog
#

@ripe marlin You tell me not to post my meme here yet 2 other people's memes are pinned

#

bruh moment

ripe marlin
#

@drowsy fog see those were good

analog ether
#

BASED

ripe marlin
#

and also Id ont control the other mods

minor ore
#

LOL

drowsy fog
#

Wtf is id ont control

minor ore
#

he don’t control

#

other mods

drowsy fog
#

o

ripe marlin
#

I don't miss

old marlin
#

YOu aint nothing but a hound dog

#

Crying all the time

drowsy fog
#

sounded like latin

minor ore
#

Kek or cringe doesn’t miss

old marlin
#

I reallly hoped the stand would be caleld Hound Dog

ripe marlin
#

SOMEONE GET ME THAT SHOT OF JOSUKE CRYING

old marlin
#

Even after Wonder of You came out

ripe marlin
#

OPLEASE

drowsy fog
#

So I will continue to post my memes here since many mods are cool with that, thanks for clearing that up

ripe marlin
#

what fucking chapter does kyo reveal the fusion

analog ether
#

Chapter 17

ripe marlin
#

ty

drowsy fog
gentle venture
#

what chapter will kyo come backKakyoinSad

daring bear
#

never

drowsy fog
#

Kyo is fucking dead

burnt kite
#

Kyo is busy cleaning Jobin's blood

daring bear
#

RIP man

simple kraken
#

kyo is in caatos cards

fleet river
#

the next chapter will be the last of volume 24

drowsy fog
#

Kyo has died
No more Born This Way

old marlin
daring bear
#

oh yeah forgot caato was a thing

old marlin
#

Its not fan art @ripe marlin

gentle venture
#

Wait what if kyo actually left and went to the rest of the joestar family for help financially

analog ether
#

I hope Kyo and Caato return and immediately get killed by HD so they don't get brought up in discussion anymore tbh

simple kraken
#

same

drowsy fog
old marlin
#

But LPC people would then say THE FRUIT DOE

ripe marlin
#

@old marlin no I meant like

minor ore
ripe marlin
#

even if there's a versiont ahts fanart Ill take it

#

I just need josuke or joubin crying

minor ore
#

Good night

analog ether
#

Gn

ripe marlin
#

you know hwat

#

I give up

simple kraken
#

so someone on 4chan said that the head doctor and tooru sharing the same sould would be a good reason for them to go after the rokakaka

ripe marlin
#

this joke aint gonna be funny no matter what I do

drowsy fog
ripe marlin
#

I was gonna make a cum jar rokaka meme

drowsy fog
#

Yes and if it aint funny it breaks the rules

old marlin
ripe marlin
#

yeah but its not gonna be funny so Ive abandoned it

#

but that was what I was looking for

old marlin
#

No shit

mint gyro
#

So make a funny one

drowsy fog
#

☝️

mint gyro
#

I'm sticking by the HD and Tooru share the same soul theory.

#

I think it makes sense, considering the stand situation and Tooru knowing about Josuke with no method of communication.

kind skiff
old marlin
#

Wiseeeee

#

Meeeen

burnt kite
#

I personally think HD is a manifestation of the Stand

kind owlBOT
#

@burnt kite, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !

old marlin
#

Sayyyy

#

Only fooooools

#

ruuuush

#

innnn

#

What did i mean byt his

analog ether
#

I think you might unironically have a higheunr IQ than me, cus I stopped trying to theorise part 4 chapters ago

#

I'm just letting Araki take me for a ride at this point

minor ore
#

same here

ebon rampart
#

This was from the flash forward

burnt kite
#

Theorizing for this wild ride of a part seems superfulous to an extent

ebon rampart
#

INB4 TSURIGI MAIN VILLAIN

mint gyro
#

Yeah, but I think that's the fun in it.

analog ether
#

I enjoy seeing it, but I can't keep up anymore

mint gyro
#

Trying to figure how Araki writes things is really interesting.

drowsy fog
#

Daiya main villain

analog ether
#

Don't get me wrong, I'm always thinking about where we're going next, but I can't find it in myself to really definitely say "Ok, here's the theory I'm going with now!" I can't predict this madmans work anymore

drowsy fog
#

She becomes biggest fluffiest girl

simple kraken
#

joshu main villain

#

poor tom actually survived

mint gyro
#

The main villain was you, the reader.

simple kraken
#

ans he's the main villain

ebon rampart
#

Joshu main protagonist

analog ether
#

My high point in JoJolion theorising was correctly guessing Dr. Wu's ability, and I'll never top that

simple kraken
#

the main villain was the friends we made along the way

drowsy fog
#

What's the HD stand gonna be called tho

ebon rampart
#

The main villain was yo mama

mint gyro
#

Crazy Train, hopefully

ebon rampart
#

:trollface:

#

damn

drowsy fog
#

Also anyone else feels like this is the "who shot Johnny" of part 8? We're just being shown what the villain can do

burnt kite
#

The Wonder of You seems like the name

#

Crazy Train might be the name of one of its abilities, or vice-versa

tame tide
#

100% formaggio

ebon rampart
#

inb4 Head Doctor is revealed to be Old Funny Valentine from an alternate dimension

drowsy fog
#

The best part about this chapter is that the main villain roster has gone down from 3 potential main villains to 2

mint gyro
#

Yeah, those are the two possibilities with what we have

ripe marlin
#

the ipod is the stand 👻

#

👻

burnt kite
#

I don't think Jobin is really dead, so many characters in this damn series spew blood like a volcano and survive

mint gyro
#

Funny Valentine becomes the Dio of the SBRverse and plagues the Joestar line for generations

drowsy fog
#

I really like that either Tooru or the HD are the main villains because that means that this is literally the first time that the main villain isn't a tall buff dude

ripe marlin
#

crazy train is an illusion to love train, both of which were preludes to the final fights!

#

we're near the end!

#

allusion*

analog ether
#

That being said, I really wouldn't know what to think if the

ripe marlin
#

jobin aint dead

analog ether
#

#1 main villain candidate just died to a hairspray can unironically

mint gyro
#

Damn, I dunno what I'm gonna do when JJL ends.

ripe marlin
#

everyone thought norisuke was dead, everyone thought mamezuku and rock dog died in ozone baby

#

blood fountain is just because arakiw anted to draw blood fountain

mint gyro
#

Jobin dies via spray and pray

analog ether
#

Everyone's dead, but no one's dead

#

I don't know what to feel

drowsy fog
#

Jobin ain't dead, Norisuke ain't dead, fuckin Damo and Yotsuyu ain't dead. In the end everyone who's "died" in part 8 will be mass-buried in the wall eyes and merge into one

burnt kite
#

True villain ends up being Doremifasolati

gentle venture
#

Has anyone noticed that all the villans are 30+ dudes

drowsy fog
#

doremifasolati is the best doggo

young meteor
#

Doremifasolati is creepy af

drowsy fog
#

you mispelled cute

burnt kite
#

Tooru is young, maybe our first young villain?

gentle venture
#

except dio phantom blood

burnt kite
#

Depending on what the deal with him is

young meteor
#

Nah, I ain't mispelled

#

Tooru seems interesting

#

Hmmm

drowsy fog
#

CHAPTER 98 PREDICTION: Josuke still doesn't get up from his chair

burnt kite
#

Tooru straight up dancin' to a slow ass song

mint gyro
#

The chair is a part of him now

minor ore
#

is it safe to come back?

young meteor
#

Josuke is still chillin' in hospital.

drowsy fog
#

rokakaka crippled him he just doesnt wanna admit it

analog ether
burnt kite
#

The Wonder of You is not a song to dance to, unless it's with another person like in a ballroom

mint gyro
#

No, today is chapter day @minor ore

gentle venture
#

bruh

drowsy fog
#

Yes

minor ore
#

ok

simple kraken
#

no the rokakaka has fused him with the chair

minor ore
#

so i go now?

simple kraken
#

um

minor ore
#

whos rokakakaka

simple kraken
#

just don't scroll up

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

minor ore
#

ok

mint gyro
#

Tooru is not held by the laws of mere mortals, he jams to slow-ass songs as he pleases.

drowsy fog
#

I wonder how that dance would be animated in a part 8 anime

minor ore
#

who is rokakakaka

burnt kite
#

what

simple kraken
#

don't worry about it

minor ore
#

ok

mint gyro
#

Just keep reading, don’t worry about what we’re talking here.

minor ore
#

mk

simple kraken
#

yeah

tame tide
#

just stay out of here for a few hours

minor ore
#

ok

#

ill go read some more

#

cya

mint gyro
#

I hope Yasuho is in frame while we see Tooru dancing in the anime

frozen charm
#

Toruu jamming doe

mint gyro
#

Tooru jamming is a supreme vibe, and I love it.

analog ether
burnt kite
#

ooohhhh

#

that could be something

simple kraken
#

wait that's actually interesting

#

I mean the glasses are similar

burnt kite
#

that lines up with my theory!

mint gyro
#

With the one consciousness theory, they would have the same stand. I’m assuming that’s its true form.

simple kraken
#

Yeah

cursive patrol
burnt kite
#

Araki is a legend

vocal mason
#

is this a stand name hint

mint gyro
#

Probably

analog ether
#

Perhaps

vocal mason
#

we also saw The Wonder of You

burnt kite
#

Eh, there are two tentative names now

frozen charm
#

Yo did the rokaka equivalent exchange that dude's spine???

noble haven
#

WHAT THE FUCK

#

WHAT THE FUCK

simple kraken
#

brain stem

noble haven
#

WAHTIPAHGASGHHASAH

frozen charm
#

Damn this shit crazy

noble haven
#

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS

simple kraken
#

JoJo

frozen charm
#

Ooohhhhh

minor ore
#

everytime i read this part I understand it less

mint gyro
#

Tooru going from Crazy Train to The Wonder of You is kinda wack

noble haven
analog ether
#

Josuke kills more innocents yet again btw, and is still not considered as villanous as Johnny, what a chad

cursive patrol
#

@vocal mason Yeah it’s gonna be The Blizard of OZZ

noble haven
#

@analog ether this chapter just came out

#

give it some time

analog ether
#

This is just another number

vocal mason
#

I dont think Josuke expected the reporter to die

analog ether
#

Josuke has killed plenty of innocents

frozen charm
#

I just finished

minor ore
#

is Tooru the stand user that copied the head doctor?

frozen charm
#

This shits going crazy

noble haven
#

YALL STILL BELIEVE JOBIN IS THE MV?

mint gyro
#

It is

vocal mason
#

although that was a metal fucking death

minor ore
#

or idk wtf is happening

analog ether
#

Yes

burnt kite
#

Yes

#

Jobin is not dead

frozen charm
#

Crazy train doe

minor ore
#

hmm

#

i get it

noble haven
#

jobin is not the MV at all

#

this is funny

mint gyro
#

I think Jobin’s ruled out as main villain. He got spray and prayed.

analog ether
#

he's just gonna eat the fruit

noble haven
#

kinda cringe how an MV falls down like that

cursive patrol
#

Jobin shall eat the fruit and become Speed

minor ore
#

so the copied head doctor was at the higashikata house while the real one was at the hospital

#

this makes more sense

drowsy fog
#

Welp jjl hype was fun today but its 2AM and I have a final tomorrow

mint gyro
#

Satoru standing in the corner Blair Witch style, vibing.

minor ore
#

@drowsy fog gl

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !

frozen charm
burnt kite
#

@mint gyro omg it was totally Blair Witch! Fuckin' groovy

lost slate
#

New chapter is pretty cool

frozen charm
#

Love train

#

More like crazy train

burnt kite
#

The Wonder of You has such a nice ring to it, I hope that's the name

frozen charm
#

Yes

#

Crazy train could be toorus stand

#

The head doctor has to be real

dapper herald
#

Joshu is just grown up ice age baby

#

:)

minor ore
#

Joshu is basically best boy but worst boy

dapper herald
analog ether
#

Wdym he's the protagonist?

minor ore
#

also the antagonist

lost slate
#

Joshu is the protagonist

gentle venture
#

maybe the head doctor is just so powerfull normal people can see it

minor ore
#

bruh joshu is the h e a d d o c t o r

#

Did you guys hear what I said

#

They share the same conscious

young meteor
#

Joshu is the big bad guy here.

frozen charm
#

They're diovolo type beat???

lost slate
#

Now, it seems the head doctor as that illusion is the calamity stand that's all over Morioh, but the actual head doctor has a different stand ability

mint gyro
#

Joshu is every role in the story.

lost slate
#

or maybe not, and Tooru has another ability

minor ore
#

Opposite of diavolo

mint gyro
#

^

minor ore
#

Same conscious different bodies

mint gyro
#

Yuss

minor ore
#

That’s why tooru knew about the package at the end of the chapter, which how did he know?

#

He was listening to music

#

Also, the HD staring blankly into the wall

frozen charm
#

That kindve makes sense

minor ore
#

He was in toorus body at the time

mint gyro
#

I was more thinking along the lines of that he’s holding a music player, not a phone.

frozen charm
#

Imagine loosing your pimples in exchange with your brain stem

mint gyro
#

There’s no method of communication for Tooru

frozen charm
#

It's an ipod

#

I think

minor ore
#

Oh true, so that kinda confirms my theory

mint gyro
#

Definitely at least too small for a phone.

minor ore
#

He was in the HD body while talking to the dude

frozen charm
#

Yea it's too long and skinny to be a phone

#

It's an ipod

minor ore
#

But the one thing that doesn’t make sense is the fact that the HD is going to Josukes position

noble haven
#

Can someone do an expert run-through and figure out what these are

minor ore
#

Prob nothing

frozen charm
#

Fortnite mobile

mint gyro
#

Actually, I hadn’t considered the possibility of him only being to control one at a time

frozen charm
#

In 2011

mint gyro
#

Would explain Satoru vibing in the corner

gentle venture
#

so when the head doctor is speaking that is tooru and when he is done using the head doctor to speak through it goes back to a automatic stand with little intelligence

minor ore
#

And his stand can also protect a person through making a copy

#

So that’s how tooru and the HD can be in the same room at the same time

#

YES

#

Omg @gentle venture

frozen charm
#

Yea also why would he be listening to Elvis

lost slate
#

That could make sense

frozen charm
#

If he's like 19-20

mint gyro
#

I love how he’s grooving to a slow song

lost slate
#

but then why would the Head Doctor be so influential if he's only a stand?

minor ore
#

I’m assuming tooru came into it early

#

Maybe the head doctor experimented on him as a child

gentle venture
#

oh god that sounded so wrong

minor ore
#

Haha

frozen charm
#

I think tooru is jewlry baby

minor ore
#

Yes he is

lost slate
#

It's supposed to sound wrong

frozen charm
#

Yea

lost slate
#

Maybe the HD we see in that room is the 'actual' HD, who is also jewel baby, and Tooru's stand is the HDs around Morioh, which combines with the HD's calamity stand

ebon rampart
#

Josuke is actually the alternate universe version of Clint Eastwood

gentle venture
#

bruh

young meteor
gentle venture
#

how do people do this so fast

minor ore
#

Do you guys think we would ever get a part 8 anime in the future?

#

I’d hope so

#

It’s far out, but look at naruto and shit

#

They have been going on for ages

tame tide
#

hopefully dp can animate part 7 because it really depends on that

minor ore
#

I think they would have a bigger studio

#

By then

#

They have 3 teams

young meteor
#

They need to animate part 6 first.

heavy ledge
#

is this what u guys have been talking about?

minor ore
#

Yes

queen fox
#

oh shit

#

that'd make a lot of sense

minor ore
#

He blanks out

gentle venture
#

wow when you put these two pictures together they really do make sense

kind skiff
#

Satoru best antagonist

kind owlBOT
#

@kind skiff, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

kind skiff
#

Jojolion best part

ebon rampart
#

I feel like making a little mmv edit of the new chapter

queen fox
#

who'd thought Yashuo's boyfriend would be important, because I never thought Yashuo had a boyfriend 4 years ago

gentle venture
#

i understand why joshu was hitting on her so much now

minor ore
#

just read the new chapter

#

mmm blood fountain

#

fuck donuts

#

we got blood fountains

upper knoll
#

Josuke still sittin on da chair 😎

kind sphinx
#

so we have Dopavolo 2?

lost slate
#

Hopefully

minor ore
#

sorry I just had an aneurism

kind sphinx
#

I don't quite understand how this works

upper knoll
#

Gonna go on a youtube video of Crazy Train and the wonder of you and see if the comment section is already taken over by joey fans

lost slate
#

Probably not

kind sphinx
#

Are they two different people, or one shared consciousness? Is one of them a Stand or are both of them real? Do they both have Stands?

lost slate
#

You can be the first

minor ore
#

Both are real

upper knoll
minor ore
#

But, each one has a different stand

upper knoll
#

and an hour too!

lost slate
#

wow

#

jojo fans are scary

minor ore
#

how is that 10 months ago

kind sphinx
#

wasn't The Wonder of You way, way long ago?

upper knoll
#

Because the arc was named the wonder of you 10 months ago probably

lost slate
#

The wonder of you

minor ore
#

The HDs stand controls the rokakaka and when it will activate, like he did with Holly and the timer. And Toorus can make a fake copy of someone.

upper knoll
ebon rampart
#

Dont ever read the youtube comments of a popular 80s song

minor ore
#

ha

kind sphinx
#

I guess Wonder of You was that sword Stand in the elevator, and Crazy Train is the fake HD

minor ore
#

wut

wet pulsar
#

When’s the new chapter coming out?

kind sphinx
#

out already, check pins

#

avoid this channel

#

actually just take this as pins is bad

kind skiff
#

That’d be wonderful if u could do that @ebon rampart

burnt pagoda
#

so an action already done can become a bad action yikes

burnt pagoda
#

is the name of 5he stand

#

crazy train

vocal mason
#

maybe

burnt pagoda
#

or the wonder of you

vocal mason
#

who knows

minor ore
#

I think probably not but it certainly could be

civic flame
old marlin
#

@young meteor What're your thoughts

civic flame
#

just tooru vibing

young meteor
#

I love it

civic flame
#

nothing else

young meteor
#

Tooru seems interesting.

civic flame
#

tooru gets more funky every chapter i swear

minor ore
civic flame
#

Hdoskaks

old marlin
#

how could you tell

#

uhh

#

How could you tell i think the HD is a stand

young meteor
#

It just works

minor ore
civic flame
#

also yall im makin-

#

LANAUIA

#

-g a jojolion bread bank video

#

but w/ yasuho, mamezuku, + josuke

burnt pagoda
#

he managed to make an uglier haircut than

#

joshu

young meteor
#

Look at those twin tail

minor ore
#

kinda cute doe

#

lmao

burnt pagoda
#

Joshu wit no prim

minor ore
#

hatsune miku

burnt pagoda
old marlin
#

How do you know all this

#

Thats such a well drawn rai

gentle venture
#

hey guys what if the head doctor and tooru got buried in the wall eyes

civic flame
minor ore
#

rai handsome no cap

civic flame
#

god mamezuku is beautiful

#

AGREED

ebon rampart
#

Why does rai look so buff

burnt pagoda
#

what kinda angle is this

ebon rampart
#

damn araki beefed him up i swear

burnt pagoda
#

look at that bear

old marlin
#

@minor ore its okay to admit that

civic flame
#

okay i dont know who made this but i hate how it slowly becomes true —

minor ore
#

it’s okay

burnt pagoda
#

i dont think

#

Uh

#

what s her name

#

cato

civic flame
#

its a prediction chart so

#

kato?

burnt pagoda
#

will return

civic flame
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kaato

burnt pagoda
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mom of the house

ebon rampart
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I dont think yausho will have an evolved stand

minor ore
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dog

civic flame
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yeah i dont think so either

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dog is canon

gentle venture
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bruh why does yushuo have evolved stand when its development potential is c and joshu only has survives when his stand development potenial is A

minor ore
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dog fella do be real

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@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 41 !

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i hope dog happens ngl it sounds amazing

burnt pagoda
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no way kaato or kyo will return

minor ore
main cedar
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oh shit, dog

young meteor
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Cat

old marlin
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Based

main cedar
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fuck you

civic flame
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my friend keeps spaming me that mamezuku is gonna die

burnt pagoda
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who made that chart