#jojolion

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ebon rampart
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You guys are just dirty minded yeesh

minor ore
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I'm Kyo lmao

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I have dots for eyes

drowsy fog
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Ah I see you have a bad case of the Mirio

ebon rampart
minor ore
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im daiya

drowsy fog
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Mumu muh moment

minor ore
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Also what the hell is that mumumuh

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MUMUMU MUH!

drowsy fog
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That's just Araki throwing shade at his sister's broken leg

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Do you not know your Araki canon

minor ore
drowsy fog
fleet river
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damn this server was a lot more active when the part 5 anime was still airing

minor ore
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so weird that kaato always has zoom in of her eyes

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like wtf

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always

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Wtff

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also araki u shady hoe

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Her eyes are like

fleet river
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araki eye fetish confirmed?

minor ore
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A sandclock

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yea

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her eyes are weird

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And almost all main villains have weird eye shapes sooo

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šŸ‘€

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araki doesnt give us zoom ins

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Keyhole

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every time we see her

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for no reason

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Shes thinking

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Mysterious gorgeous eyes

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i mean her reveal

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what even is the 2nd eye

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coloring team got lazy

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Bru

drowsy fog
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I wonder if the A. Phex twins can open her eyes with their Schottkeys

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Also remember the A. Phex twins

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Bet you didn't

ebon rampart
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Araki is the goat

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erotic young man

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awesome

drowsy fog
minor ore
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Those author notes are pure gold

drowsy fog
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Goddamn

minor ore
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I'm confused how

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Actually nvm

drowsy fog
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I love that these 2 are the only ones to canonically fuck a lot

minor ore
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Probably too nsfw

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BUT HE IS A BABY

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Either a baby or a midget

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Alt universe baby stando baby

drowsy fog
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He's not a baby

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He's just really short

minor ore
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Midget then

drowsy fog
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are you saying midgets don't deserve love

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woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

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ok

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woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

fleet river
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can i have an off topic question?

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what are the most iconic panels of jojolion?

drowsy fog
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how is this off topic lmao

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also honey you got a big storm comin'

drowsy fog
ocean mirage
drowsy fog
fleet river
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jesus were you waiting for someone to ask this?

drowsy fog
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this is only a small piece of my true power

ocean mirage
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what a terrible stand name

drowsy fog
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but he is a rock

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he is an iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisland

minor ore
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Me

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The video is kinda satisfying ngl

noble haven
fleet river
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where is that counter?

tame tide
minor ore
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How long does translation take?

drowsy fog
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seven

terse jungle
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Eight

minor ore
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I thought it was coming out on the 19th

noble haven
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Uhhh

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It is

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in Japan

minor ore
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oh ok

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

minor ore
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but how llong does translation take usually? There must be an estimate. Im new to reading Jojolion every month

fleet river
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I'm caught up since late 2018

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it usually takes around 3-4 hours

minor ore
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Okay. So I can expect it maybe tomorrow evening?

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In 24 hours probably

fleet river
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I'd say 20 if the counter is correct

minor ore
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ok. Thats cool. Thank you

fleet river
white beacon
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Isn't it still 3 hours? Or is it about less than 2 hours now until the harvest?

queen fox
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knowing jojo time, that'd be 5 chapters

fleet river
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it's so weird that there is no preview chapter this month

queen fox
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each page is a spoiler I bet

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or he just wants to keep something a suprise

fleet river
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maybe this chapter is just so important to the story

queen fox
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it is 96, which would make it longer than SBR chapter wise

minor ore
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SBR has more volumes

fleet river
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also sbr still has more pages

queen fox
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never said pages did I >C

minor ore
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Is it because SBR just has less chapters per volume?'

queen fox
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I'd assume so

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but it also had weekly chapters

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so it'd have more volumes faster

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it got 2 volumes in a couple of months compared to the 4 every year for JJL

white beacon
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It was weekly for at least, 4 volumes

queen fox
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ya

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so it got a lot more volumes faster

minor ore
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It changed in the middle of SBR?

queen fox
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ya

minor ore
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ah

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LETS GO CHAMP

queen fox
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think of it like this

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in a month, Araki gets out 80 pages per month

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weekly

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assuming each chapter is 20 pages

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so of course i'd have more pages

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the reason JJL can be at 95 and nowhere near finished is due to the difference in schedule

gentle venture
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i wonder if paisley park will have an act 2 or grow

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its development potential is c so there is a chance it could evolve

drowsy fog
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...no, the opposite is true actually

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Low development means they develop less

gentle venture
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i know they develop less but there still is a chance for paisley park to grow

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also i just noticed soft and wet has A in development potential

ebon rampart
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forshadowing

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😳

gentle venture
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speed king also has an A in development potential bruh

minor ore
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Speedking has stats??

gentle venture
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well thats what the wiki says anyways

frozen charm
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Yea fast king has stats bro

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Epic stats šŸ˜Ž

minor ore
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怌Fast Monarch怍

frozen charm
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Yea

drowsy fog
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Wonder what it has in speed since it has fuckall to do with it despite literally being called speed king

gentle venture
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Bruh the wiki says his speed is an A

drowsy fog
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SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDKING

frozen charm
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Wait where

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I don't see any stats on either wiki

minor ore
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I saw someone on twitter suggesting the head doctors stand name would be Nirvana.

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I think its a good idea.

gentle venture
minor ore
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If you know what Nirvana is in religion.

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Its when youve gotten so much karma that you dont have to be reborn anymore

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Thats Nirvana.

drowsy fog
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E in precision

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Confirmed araki moment

minor ore
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And obviously its also a music reference.

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Nobody is listening to what Im saying

gentle venture
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that happens a lot

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Nut king Call has an A in development joshu fight confirmed

minor ore
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Looks like he's gonna get an evolution to a time stando

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Or a space stando

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Like his mom's stando

drowsy fog
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finna pull norisuke's corpse from between some cards

minor ore
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Watch kaato come back to laugh at Norisuke's dead body

crude orchid
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Daiya:what are ya doin Josuke~
Josuke:I was getting my laundry but now I’m helping you out of the washing machine

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Read it in scrub for hire’s voices

drowsy fog
fleet river
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i just hit my balls

drowsy fog
crude orchid
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We Stan for yasuho

drowsy fog
minor ore
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Even her pig tails get Sharpy when shes embarrassed

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Badum tss

drowsy fog
minor ore
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Aw

analog ether
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canon

crude orchid
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Tsurugi is us if yasuho was real

drowsy fog
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Please don't lick women you find attractive

minor ore
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@ripe marlin LMAO

ebon rampart
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based tsurugi

drowsy fog
old marlin
minor ore
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aw

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it was actually

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a good one

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should’ve pinned!

analog ether
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it was basically canon

barren valley
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@drowsy fog wym its zoom punch

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joshu is a hamon user woah

drowsy fog
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holy shit

analog ether
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Nut Ripple Overdrive

barren valley
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i love how most main characters have an extra "u" for half the part

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Jousuke

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Joushu

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Joubin

minor ore
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It sounds weird uhghy

barren valley
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Daiyas descripition says "Loves Jousuke" sometimes bruh

minor ore
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As her brother ofc

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Isn’t it incest they are still related

barren valley
minor ore
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Very distant but

analog ether
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Nooooo?

minor ore
analog ether
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perhaps

barren valley
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yes but Jousuke

minor ore
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No one from the higashikata family should be together with a joestar

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It’s just

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Wrong

barren valley
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brUH

analog ether
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I think you're just asking for it to be incest tbh if you're gonna stretch it that far

minor ore
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šŸ’€šŸ’€

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I mean they are on the family tree

barren valley
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i was gonna say arent higashikatas technically joestars but thats just josukes case

analog ether
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josuke isn't even a real joestar anyway

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he's half one half some kid

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who also had a joestar mark but shut up

barren valley
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hes half kira

minor ore
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Idk cause Josefumi is a joestar too

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😳

analog ether
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perhaps

minor ore
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But we’ve seen their birth marks only once

barren valley
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Kujos are joestars right?

minor ore
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Yea

barren valley
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wait soo

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Holly is also a joestar right?

analog ether
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Yes

minor ore
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Honestly I think there’s some photo manipulation going on

barren valley
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where is Yoshikages birthmark confusedintensifies

minor ore
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The photo with Karera josefumi and Kira doesn’t make sense

analog ether
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He has one

ebon rampart
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i imagine that the au joseph did the same thing and cheated just like his og counterpart

minor ore
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Neither does the birthmark at the beginning

barren valley
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oh wait i didnt pay attention

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oh well

minor ore
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I mean it’s show once

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It’s easy to miss

ebon rampart
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starting a different bloodline

minor ore
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Anyways stan Tooru

barren valley
ebon rampart
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everyone really do be havin the letter S on them doe

analog ether
minor ore
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It’s only this once

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Let’s be honest

analog ether
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Also I called Tooru being next to the HD on that spine art never forget

barren valley
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wait did new chapter get released today?

analog ether
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no

minor ore
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No

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its taking longer

barren valley
minor ore
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In like 15 hours or so

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It releases in Japan

barren valley
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ok i needa catch up

minor ore
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i think araki isnt doing a teaser because of a big plot spoiler

barren valley
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i have 15 chapters left

kind sphinx
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I wish we could have seen JoJolion Tomoko

ebon rampart
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Yeah big plot spoiler for the joshu redemption arc

analog ether
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^this tbh

barren valley
minor ore
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Tbh araki gave him2 months of attention

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He must do smth

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Otherwise that would have been a waste

ebon rampart
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we had an arc dedicated to him, cmon araki don’t do anything dirty to joshu

barren valley
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he got a lot of attention in the milagro man arc too The_Fat_Man

minor ore
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Yea

ebon rampart
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I really liked how that arc helped us understand his character more

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plus the introduction of one of my favourite stand designs

barren valley
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what arc?

kind owlBOT
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@barren valley, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 11 !

barren valley
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ok

analog ether
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Da Milagro Man Arc

kind owlBOT
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@analog ether, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 21 !

barren valley
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o

analog ether
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ok

barren valley
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LOL

ebon rampart
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One of my favourite arcs within jojolion

heavy ledge
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araki drawing faces on the rocks of the wall eyes

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not scary faces as the name might suggest, happy faces

queen fox
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@analog ether what chapter is that panel from?

lost slate
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1 day till the harvest of the New JoJolion

queen fox
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then we bite the dust and have to start again

copper jay
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tomorrow is gonna be an insane chapter i bet

queen fox
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also, talking about bites the dust...

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Gappy gonna get something like that?

copper jay
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I personally don't think so

queen fox
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same

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but Kira got it when he was desperate

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Gappy might be desperate as well at one point

analog ether
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@queen fox Chapter 17

queen fox
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thanks

ripe marlin
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@minor ore kids got game

queen fox
gentle venture
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head doctor is the vibe check

young meteor
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Satoru Akefu real chad.

lost slate
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the virgin tooru vs the chad satoru

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though it might make more sense for it to be the virgin tooru vs the chad joshu

ebon rampart
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the virgin josuke vs the chad joshu

lost slate
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josuke: has 4 balls, what a loser

queen fox
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if Jobin dies

lost slate
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joshu: has 2 balls, just as it should be

queen fox
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this'll be the biggest twist in the story

lost slate
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I don't know if Jobin will be killed by the Head Doctor

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He'll probably be incapacitated in some way

queen fox
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he's probably get removed for a couple of chapters

lost slate
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Leaving the virgin Josuke and the CHAD Joshu to beat up Tooru

queen fox
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why can't they both be chads, beating up the virgin

lost slate
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compared to joshu, josuke's a virgin

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though compared to tooru, josuke's a chad

queen fox
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Joshu didn't kill anyone though, he's a kind hearted chad whilst Josuke is the mean chad

ebon rampart
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josuke kills rocks for no reason

copper jay
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he hates rocks as much as he hates fried chicken

queen fox
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anyone like burger king?

copper jay
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i have a story with burger king

queen fox
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please go on

craggy valve
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im interested

copper jay
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and how they gave me the most depressng burger i ever had

queen fox
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hmm

copper jay
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I asked for a whopper,

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and when i got it, it had: no lettuce, no tomato, no cheese(cause apprarently you had to ask for cheese), and one piece of onion.

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i didn't even ask to remove all of that

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i just got it like that

craggy valve
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that is really depressing

queen fox
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ya, a whooper doesn't come with cheese strangely

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dude, sucks for you

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whoppers are the bomb

copper jay
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all that was on it was the bun, the patty, ketchup and one piece of onion

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theres still more to this story

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it gets worse

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for some reason they found the need to try and flatten it

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so not only was there was practically nothing on this burger, they flattened it

queen fox
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wtf

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you got a bad BK

craggy valve
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disturbing

queen fox
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even my ghetto BK is better

copper jay
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and guess where i was when this story took place

queen fox
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where?

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New York?

copper jay
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home of green dolphin street prison

queen fox
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ah, same as me

copper jay
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florida of all places

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i dont live in florida, i was there for vacation

queen fox
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you got the short end of the stick

craggy valve
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yeah that's really unfortunate

copper jay
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that was like 2 years ago, I think

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i dont remember the last time i went to burger king after that

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then again i don't go to fast food that often

queen fox
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I ate burger king almost every friday last year with my friends

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it was quite the walk from school

copper jay
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the only fast food i really eat now is chipotle and Panda Express.

craggy valve
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chipotle is so good ngl

copper jay
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and thats because my campus had them

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yeah chipotle and panda express are my kryptonite

queen fox
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I can't stand Chipotle, I have this burrito place that does it better and is cheaper. guess you gotta do with what's near you

craggy valve
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i've had better burritos but i still like it

copper jay
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I eat chipotle really because its in the middle of campus so its easy to get to and they're fast

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panda is like on the far end of campus so i would have to make the walk there if i wanted some

craggy valve
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i've never had panda before

queen fox
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I live in the middle of miami, so I've got a lot of food available to me

craggy valve
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at least i think i havent

queen fox
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@copper jay do you like orange sauce?

craggy valve
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damn lucky, i live in the middle of nowhere lmao

queen fox
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it's actually duck sauce

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@craggy valve I hate miami, I like the more rural areas of Florida because they have BBQ

copper jay
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i wouldn't say its my favorite but i like it

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i mainly get the shanghai angus steak when i go there

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theres an asian restaurant close to where i live, they handle their orange chicken so much better and their orange sauce is superior

hoary sun
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I’m really eager to see how awaking III leaves will be colored

copper jay
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i honestly want the color to be white

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i can see it being white with another color for the arrows

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what was the latest chapter colored anyway?

daring bear
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chapter 17

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Urban Guerrilla and Doremifasolati Do Part 3

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gonna be interesting to see tooru in colour

hoary sun
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Wu, too

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...and satoru

daring bear
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indeed

hoary sun
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I honestly wonder if Satoru’s suit will stay black or some other color

lost slate
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I really hope it stays

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It's a whole part of his character

minor ore
tame tide
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you should tag that

hoary sun
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Yeah

tame tide
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||i do love jobin but ngl i hope it isnt 100% higashikata estate focused bc i just want to see my man josuke do literally anything meaningful||

winter ridge
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so why is holly joestar's son named yoshikage kira (instead of joestar kira or something)

josefumi did not show up on the family tree book

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hmm, im only in the LLD arc, so maybe this will be explained

azure canopy
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the family tree shows who Holly is married to

slate moat
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I'm such an idiot

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I never put together that in Part 4 the Grandfather dies and so Norisuke will likely face the same fate

winter ridge
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@azure canopy oh thank you

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i have been reading very intermittently and misremembered

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thanks

tame tide
lost slate
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the translation is... not super accurate

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first Mitsuba says "It's useless! This is the attack from the Head Doctor!"

winter ridge
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araki's "Jojolion" or "how I learned to stop worrying and make an even weirder family tree"

tame tide
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damn

white beacon
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it's not all that weird though? compared to like, illegitimate son josuke higashikata and 15 year old giorno, greatgrandfather of jotaro

lost slate
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It's weirder

winter ridge
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I feel like people fusing together adds a new layer

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Err, exchanging together

lost slate
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Yeah

white beacon
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that's the only part that's weird

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everything else is normal family tree

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actually, that part's just as weird as DIO, since he stole jonathan's body so he is both a joestar ancestor and not a joestar ancestor, and he had giorno too, who has the star birthmark which makes him a joestar whose father is a vampire who stole a body

minor ore
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ā˜… "Jojolion" Episode 70 "Endless Evil Part 3"
Finally, the director has invaded the Touhou House!
Tsuchiba sees its appearance and is frightened, but invisible instability attacks it because it cannot be stopped in time.
On the other hand, Yasuho, who is breathless in the garage of the Toho House, is waiting for the help of ex-boyfriend Toryu ...?

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google translated...

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doesnt seem like were going to see Josuke or Mamezuku

lost slate
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Do you have the original?

minor ore
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Yeah

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lost slate
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Can you send it?

minor ore
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It seems like maybe Jobin cant see the head doctors attack?

lost slate
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chapter 70 though?

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Chapter 70: Endless Calamity Part 3

minor ore
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Oh yeah I dont know why it says that

lost slate
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Finally, the Head Doctor has invaded the Higashikata Mansion!

minor ore
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ā˜… "Jojolion" Episode 97 "Endless Calamity Part 3"
Finally, the head doctor has invaded the Higashikata House!
Mitsuba sees its appearance and is frightened, but he can't attack him because he cannot see him.
On the other hand, Yasuho, who is breathless in the garage of the Higashikata House, is waiting for the help of ex-boyfriend Tooru ...?

I think this is what it should be.

lost slate
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Mitsuba sees the Head Doctor's figure, but Jobin doesn't see him and his attacks are too late.

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Meanwhile, in the Higashikata House's garage, Yasuho is breathless, and waiting for her ex-boyfriend Tooru to help her...?

minor ore
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Yeah I think that's right

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So maybe joshu does save tooru

lost slate
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I'm not sure, but it might be originally translated from Chinese

minor ore
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Oh my god what if tooru shows up will joshu is saving her

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And tries to kill him

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Joshu vs Tooru in the middle of this? Uh ok

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Maybe it would be cool

lost slate
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That would be pretty cool

minor ore
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What is Toorus stand though?

lost slate
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Tooru's stand is the Head Doctor

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or assisting the Head Doctor

minor ore
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I dont think its the head doctor

lost slate
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so maybe Joshu won't be able to directly face Tooru

minor ore
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i hope this chapter confirms Tooru being evil

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or at least an antagonist

lost slate
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It was basically confirmed last chapter

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with his phone call with Yasuho

minor ore
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Yeah but some people still have doubts

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It could be that its just supposed to be like you think hes evil

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

minor ore
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But then hes not

supple totem
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Lol the one who translated the raws has a Joubin pfp and is called "The CEO of beetles"doggolaugh

heavy ledge
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well their acc name is "@thisisjobin"

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they upload jojolion memes

analog skiff
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Imma put this here for later: Stairway stand and HD stand are completely different stands, mark my words.

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And along with that, Stairway stand does the bullet raindrop thing while HD stand does the calamity thing.

lost slate
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Calamity and bullet raindrops are the same thing

analog skiff
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That hasn't been proven afaik

lost slate
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or at least luck misfortune

analog skiff
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Maybe it could be them in combination, but I don't think one stand can do both

lost slate
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Yeah

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There have to be 2 stands

analog skiff
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Imo much more likely tooru for example is doing bullet rain drops and HD is doing HD stand

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And I also think like stairway stand is the rain drop one

lost slate
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I think the Head Doctor is one stand, and another stand is the calamity around it

analog skiff
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Ah interesting

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I believe HD does the calamity shit

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But there is some little bit of issues like the mitsuba part

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I keep on forgetting about that though

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It's strange and now I'm less confident

lost slate
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My theory is that the Stairway Stand is the Calamity Stand, and it appearing is the misfortune activating

analog skiff
#

Interesting

lost slate
#

though I wonder what kind of stand the Head Doctor is

#

It seems like it should be long-range but it also seems automatic

analog skiff
#

We had ozon baby and SHA

#

Especially the latter

white beacon
#

long-range and automatic types of stands go hand in hand a lot

#

black sabbath for instance

#

Born This Way is also long-range automatic

minor ore
#

afaik black sabbath is automatic

white beacon
#

i think Doobie Wah too, but i always forget what you do to activate it

minor ore
#

Considering that HD can speak, I would not throw away the chance that it's automatic too

white beacon
#

HD is like, a real person lol

#

holly mentions that she saw him when the rockies took over the hospital

#

but, we've never seen the "image" of HD talk

#

the one josuke, yasuho, mitsuba, and rai saw, i mean

minor ore
#

yeah

#

honestly tho

#

if HD image is a real stand that has the calamity as a side effect, it's more of a main villain stand than speed king

#

this is why I still don't support the "Jobin is the main antagonist" theory

fleet river
#

good morning everyone

tame tide
#

that cover is fanart

fleet river
#

oh damn

#

it looks so good

white beacon
#

there's a few key parts in that fanart that makes it obvious if you're used to araki's recent covers

#

the background is a gradient, which araki just uses solid colour(citation needed i dunno if he used gradients before but at the very leats i might not have notice), the cane is too bright in contrast with everything else, and the hands are definitely just mirrored

tame tide
#

man please tag this shit

fleet river
white beacon
#

for anyone just tuning in to the channel, the above chat has unstranslated pages of the latest chapter without being spoiler-tagged so beware

lost slate
#

I really like that fake cover

#

It's subtitle is 'Son of Man'

#

but it doesn't seem there's untranslated versions of the latest chapter

#

That one image is just the preview

white beacon
#

edited it to say pages, which two is a plural

#

still unstranslated either way

lethal tundra
#

Is that sarcasm

white beacon
#

actually, hasn't the newest chapter already been released in japan? digitally i mean

lost slate
#

Shouldn't be

#

The Ultra Jump is supposed to come out tomorrow

#

so I assume there were leaks

minor ore
#

guess who dies: part 8 version

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 7 !

white beacon
#

tomorrow? didn't [i forgot who] say it was the 17th?

tame tide
#

i think they were just predicting when the teaser is gonna come out or something

#

Because arakis website says 19th

lethal tundra
#

I hope yashuo doesnt die

lost slate
#

Ultra Jump comes out on the 19th of every month, except for the one time it didn't

#

So, the newest chapter has not been officially released yet

white beacon
#

well then fuck that guy that said 17th then

minor ore
#

i hope Yasuho dies

#

i love her but nobody dying against HD would be bad

young meteor
#

Why is that?

minor ore
#

Oh god

young meteor
#

Hmmm

minor ore
#

Raws?

fleet river
kind owlBOT
#

@fleet river, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !

minor ore
#

The chapter is already out in Japan

#

Someone got it early

#

And scanned it

lost slate
#

I hope there are also raws for Suicide Girl

burnt quiver
#

ok ok ok ok

#

am i going insane

#

or did the dangerous pursuit arc get renamed

lost slate
#

it did

white beacon
#

it did yes

#

it's Wonder Of You in the volumes

lost slate
#

Dangerous Pursuit is over

#

Now it's Endless Calamity

burnt quiver
#

that’s wild

white beacon
#

volume 24 should encompass Endless Calamity 1 and 2, and the next 2 succeeding chapters but we won't know if thye'll be renamed in the volume

#

as the entire Dangerous Pursuit arc was renamed and merged into the Wonder Of You titles

burnt quiver
#

that seems kinda unnecessary

#

i wish they were separate honestly

#

i like the arcs being more separate

minor ore
#

Raws are already out so I’m assuming we will get translation within like 5 hours

fleet river
#

what?

#

where are they out?

burnt quiver
#

pain

lost slate
#

I also want to know

white beacon
#

i think Wonder Of You is the largest volume arc title, with 11 chapters encompassing the entire arcs of Head Doctor Of TG Hospital, Oujiro Again, and Dangerous Pursuit

burnt quiver
#

i’m gonna stay off discord/twitter bc i don’t trust y’all LOL

minor ore
#

Well according to the translator he already has the chapter

fleet river
#

oh yeah but the translator always has it early

minor ore
#

I wonder who will become the bloodbath

#

Tooru, yasuho, joshu, jobin

#

Or maybe like, someone unexpected

fleet river
#

i heard ||a dog will eat yasuho||

minor ore
#

I have a feeling we boutta see a tooru vs joshu fight

#

Wait really

#

YOU ARE JOKING

#

should I open it or not

white beacon
#

more importantly, who pinged last time? let's just make them the assigned pinger

#

because if we don't do this in an orderly fashion, stupid people and being able to ping is a nightmare

minor ore
#

@fleet river

fleet river
#

i didn't pinged anyone

old marlin
#

Oh its out in japan?

tame tide
#

I'll try to stay awake lol

minor ore
#

No I’m saying

white beacon
#

mike you'll ping us later thanks

minor ore
#

Was what you said real @fleet river

old marlin
#

What

fleet river
#

I have no idea

white beacon
#

wink wonk

minor ore
#

Haha

fleet river
#

i just heard it on 4chan

tame tide
#

reliable source

fleet river
#

i know

#

so i don't take it too seriously either

#

yesterday they said josuke will throw babies at the head doctor until he is defeated

#

since babies have no karma

supple totem
#

we had prewiew

#

have we got any leaks?

fleet river
#

nope

old marlin
#

Nice Terry pfp

supple totem
fleet river
#

I'm thinking about going out to the park and reading murikami

supple totem
#

wait the guy in my pfp is named terry?

#

Lmao

#

i just found a random clip of him being racist and i thought it was funny

minor ore
#

Did you guys see that ||the curse was caused by a rock human fucking a higashikata ancestor somehow through the rokakaka||

#

Idk if it’s true

fleet river
#

i saw that

minor ore
#

But apparently the head doctor did that

#

Wasn’t it caused by Johnny?

fleet river
#

i also said that flashback man is young akefu

minor ore
#

And the corpse

white beacon
#

Rina already had the rock disease

old marlin
#

The man doesn't even know who Terry Davis is

#

For shame

minor ore
#

Oh, hm

white beacon
#

so no it isn't johnny's fault

#

if anything, johnny is the one that gave a temporary solution to the curse

minor ore
#

Kinda fuzzy, should prob rr read Jojolion

#

Re*

drowsy fog
#

Is the new chapter out?

minor ore
#

having a description of something that happened before SBR would be very interesting

#

Raws are. But no link to em

drowsy fog
#

Fuck

#

I guess tomorrow it'll be out

fleet river
#

ok guys i go out to read for an hour

lost slate
#

What are you going to read?

fleet river
#

killing commendatore

#

by Haruki Murakami

lost slate
#

Cool

minor ore
#

Where do raw links usually come out

white beacon
#

quatrochan maybe?

lost slate
#

2ch

#

or 4ch

#

or 8ch

#

or whateverch

#

generally unpleasant sites

white beacon
#

yeah, or some backwater subreddit

#

(redundant, i know)

minor ore
#

What ultrajump are we on

drowsy fog
#

Are the raws even translated

minor ore
#

Is this the cover

#

For this month

#

Even though it was shown last month

white beacon
#

no it's not that

minor ore
#

It says may

#

I know

#

OH

#

it’s that black background one

white beacon
#

that's how magazines are published in japan(and i think other parts of the world too)

#

it's like, a month or 2 early on the cover date

#

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https://t.co/DTQDzaVteF

#

that's for this month

lost slate
#

JoJolion isn't mentioned on the cover but World's End Harem Fantasia Academy is

#

just thought I'd mention that

drowsy fog
#

How does ultra jump even work

lost slate
#

Ultra Jump works like shonen jump

drowsy fog
#

Do you just subscribe and get 1 magazine with like 4 manga chapters in it every month

lost slate
#

Not 4

drowsy fog
#

Well I dont know how shonen jump works either

lost slate
#

You get ~900 pages of monthly manga serialised series

white beacon
#

it's a big book, with chapters for all the series publishing under it

drowsy fog
#

Oh

#

Must be expensive

lost slate
#

750 yen

#

might be under 10 dollars for you murican folks

drowsy fog
#

Wtf

#

I love Japan now

lost slate
#

lol

#

You do need to keep in mind that the paper quality is not that good

#

At all

#

Low quality paper means they can keep the costs of printing low, because they have to release ~900 pages of manga in one magazine

#

That's why individual volumes are around half the price despite having way less content

#

Because in those volumes, the paper quality is much higher

minor ore
#

I can tell you what tho

#

The actual volumes have really good quality

#

Like, really good

#

Especially the Jojolion ones

#

They are phenomenal

lost slate
#

The quality is good

minor ore
#

But the ultra is like

#

Shitty newspaper

lost slate
#

yeah

#

Do you have any ultra jumps?

minor ore
#

No, my current goal is getting SBR in the bunko box

lost slate
#

oh nice

minor ore
#

Then I’ll finish Jojolion up to date

#

Then get other stuff

lost slate
#

I have a couple bunko SBR volumes, but I decided to get everything in tanko for consistency

minor ore
#

Just as a collection, but I’m slowly learning Japanese so I plan to re read them in Japanese

#

Once that comes, probs year or 2

#

Which is tanko?

#

The regular ones

lost slate
#

Tankobon

#

so the same format as JoJolion

minor ore
#

Oh the good ones

#

I think I’d prefer tankoban sbr

#

Only cause the volume covers are gorgeous

lost slate
#

I prefer the SBR bunko volume covers

minor ore
#

What do they look like

#

Cause my stone ocean ones are bland

lost slate
#

The ones from Part 1 to 6 are super boring

#

only 7 has special ones

#

This is not my collection, btw

minor ore
#

Oh sick

#

They are the small form factors?

lost slate
#

Yeah

#

Same size as the Stone Ocean volumes you have

burnt quiver
#

can i make a jjl prediction

minor ore
#

Go for it

lost slate
#

Sure

#

Head Doctor appears from the manga and kills you

burnt quiver
#

in all seriousness tho

#

i think it’s gonna be fucked

#

SOMEONES gonna die almost certainly

lost slate
#

Someone's going to die or be close to dying

burnt quiver
#

yeah lol

lost slate
#

Hopefully that someone isn't Yasuho

minor ore
#

I think it’s going to be brutal

drowsy fog
#

Rai dies

#

(Again)

minor ore
#

Like, actually brutal

#

Like vitamin C ark brutal

#

Damo level

burnt quiver
#

they literally posted that blood fountain shit right

minor ore
#

He’s never said that before

#

Yasuho will finally die after 3 months

burnt quiver
#

we’ve taken too many W’s in part 8 no doubt the L we’re gonna get is gonna be fucking crushing

minor ore
#

Joshu is gonna use nut king call to try and save yasuho

burnt quiver
#

but jesus fuck i hope it’s not yasuho

drowsy fog
#

I hope Joshu dies

#

Painfully

#

What a w that would be

minor ore
#

It can’t be any of the higashikatas

#

Yasuho dying would make things extremely interesting, since it could be the motivation Joshu needed to fight HD

tame tide
#

surely she can't just die before the final arc starts

burnt quiver
#

is her stand on Abacchio levels of threat to the HD

minor ore
#

Maybe

lost slate
#

What I really want to see is how we get to the New Rokakaka chapter

tame tide
#

only a matter of time now

lost slate
#

Everyone's fighting now, but 30 minutes before the harvest

minor ore
#

The flashback

lost slate
#

is just CALM

minor ore
#

Then again daiya can still use the shit

lost slate
#

and Tooru and Yasuho aren't on the Higashikata estate

burnt quiver
#

on one hand her stand is a sure fire way to lead them to the doctor but on the other hand her stand is a sure fire way to trigger the calamity

minor ore
#

Also tsrugi has Paper Moon King

#

So

drowsy fog
#

Did we see Jobin in the 30 mins before harvest flash-forward?

burnt quiver
#

so i wouldn’t think the HD would want her dead until josuke and everyone else are

tame tide
#

i really wanna know what tsurugis stand fuckery is all about

#

No

lost slate
#

Don't think we did

minor ore
#

No I’m dead

drowsy fog
#

Jobin dies and everyone is happy

minor ore
#

Jobin

drowsy fog
#

Easy solution

lost slate
#

We saw Hato, Joshu, Tsurugi and Daiya

#

and Norisuke

#

but he's kinda dead

minor ore
#

Okay but what if Tooru is Kaatos son

#

They look so alike

#

Like the bad one

#

No one knew about

burnt quiver
#

jobin was a dvd copy of beetlejuice this whole time

drowsy fog
#

Remember when people thought that was Yasuho in the bodybag

#

Fun times

burnt quiver
#

it still very well might be

#

depending

tame tide
#

dawg

drowsy fog
#

Norisuke is dead bruh

minor ore
#

I have a gut feeling tooru is gonna fuck someone up

burnt quiver
#

uh what

#

did jobin not specifically

#

OH

white beacon
#

helios i hope you mean himself

minor ore
#

No

#

I want to see tooru action

drowsy fog
#

Goodlort over here thought Norisuke was a-ok

minor ore
#

I wanna see him pound some brains in

drowsy fog
#

If only

minor ore
#

He looks badass

burnt quiver
#

so that was norisuke they just plan on giving him a rokakaka

lost slate
#

I want to see his brains being pounded in (by Joshu)

drowsy fog
#

How do you give a Rokakaka to a CORPSE

burnt quiver
#

no i saw jobin specifically state in the last chapter that he wasn’t going to let norisuke die

white beacon
#

by doing it the way josefumi did to kira

lost slate
#

It worked with Kira

drowsy fog
#

He wasnt dead

lost slate
#

though Jobin says there won't be any more sacrifice

burnt quiver
#

so i assumed he meant he wasn’t dead yet

white beacon
#

he's just as "dead" as norisuke is now

drowsy fog
#

Any more sacrifice

tame tide
#

hes probably just knocked out

kind owlBOT
#

@tame tide, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 25 !

burnt quiver
#

then why did he say he’s not gonna let his dad die lol

#

i think i’m actually right tbh

#

there’s definitely a chance that speed king just knocked him out bad

#

could be in a coma

lost slate
#

Yeah

#

the Higashikatas can afford to take him to TG University Hospital

burnt quiver
#

so basically the possibilities are

ashen raft
#

I'm not buying that he died but the fact they put him in a bodybag was something I still found weird

minor ore
#

I think a leak stated that ||jobin says he won’t use the fruit on norisuke||

burnt quiver
#

is that new chapter spoils

lost slate
#

Maybe

#

Well, that would sort of make sense

drowsy fog
#

It is true when they say that jojo fans cant read huh

burnt quiver
#

?

drowsy fog
analog ether
#

I'm gonna assume people saw what kewl0210 said on twitter

burnt quiver
#

alright bro stfu lol

analog ether
#

ack

tame tide
#

he said he's not gonna let norisuke die

lost slate
#

This is the new napkin speech

analog ether
#

I'm gonna assume people saw what kewl said on twitter

tame tide
#

If you're gonna say something about it you should tag it

lost slate
#

Yeah

burnt quiver
#

literally the next chapter @drowsy fog

#

you’re the one that can’t read

#

lol

analog ether
#

It's not a direct spoiler but just

#

I'll tag it

drowsy fog
#

this truly is a bruh moment

#

Norisuke is deader than Johnny

analog ether
#

PANIC

burnt quiver
#

don’t accuse us of not being able to read when you’re literally staring at text from araki that implies he isn’t dead

#

what

drowsy fog
#

After what he's done how can you trust Jobin to revive Norisuke after killing him himself

tame tide
#

||assuming it's about jobin it was gonna happen eventually since he's an antagonist and all lol||

drowsy fog
#

If that actually happened it would deny the entire purpose of the chapter where Jobin kills him

supple totem
#

Wait im asuming the dude on twittet read the chapter?

tame tide
#

hes one of the translator

analog ether
#

Yes

#

He translates them

minor ore
#

Jobin is the Diego

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 11 !

burnt quiver
#

i’m not necessarily trusting jobin i’m trusting the info we currently have

minor ore
#

Tooru is the valentine

#

Idc

burnt quiver
#

and atm we don’t know if he’s alive or dead

supple totem
#

Wtf why he not leak rawsAngrybacchio

analog ether
#

He's not allowed, I don't think.

supple totem
#

Dang

minor ore
#

I’d say around noon we get em

#

Gn everyone

analog ether
#

gn

minor ore
#

It’s 6am here

lost slate
#

It's 6pm where I am

analog ether
#

(althought it's 11am for me hehehehe

supple totem
#

Its 12:12 here

burnt quiver
#

btw is the spoilered text just discussing that one guy’s || someone turns into a fountain of blood|| tweet or is there more to it than that

#

like did he tweet more about it

tame tide
#

no

analog ether
#

No that's all he said

tame tide
#

its just abt the one tweet

burnt quiver
#

ok so if i’ve seen that i can check those mssgs

#

gotcha

supple totem
#

What hes trying to say is

#

Someone is going to bleed

#

Alot

#

šŸ’¦

burnt quiver
#

oh nvm one was about some completely separate leak HAHAH šŸ˜Ž šŸ”«

analog ether
#

P A N I C

drowsy fog
#

Tsurugi was basically a blood fountain at the end of the latest chapter tho šŸ‘€

tame tide
#

oh

analog ether
#

true

burnt quiver
#

what if we get the chapter and he was just fucking with us

#

and it just completely drops the story altogether and it becomes a slice of life

analog ether
#

That'd be rare

burnt quiver
#

that would be awesome

tame tide
#

part 4 two hell yeah

minor ore
#

ping me once any new leak comes out

drowsy fog
#

Remove the "shitty" and I'm in

analog ether
#

aight

drowsy fog
#

@minor ore rai dies

burnt quiver
#

gotcha

minor ore
#

bruh

supple totem
#

Moment

burnt quiver
#

funny joke hahah

#

i think it’d be awesome if giorno saved the day

ashen raft
#

murder

drowsy fog
burnt quiver
#

oh NOW you can read

analog ether
#

Part 8 is a shitty slice of life
By which I mean the people in part 8 are trying to have a slice of life style adventure but these fucking rock humans keep messing it up

burnt quiver
#

part 8 is the sequel to nichijou

drowsy fog
#

I knew Jobin said that but it would make no sense for Jobin to revive Norisuke right after killing him for the rokakaka lmao

#

Rai is Mai

tame tide
#

he didn't kill him

analog ether
#

Also I wouldn't complain about more Woo

burnt quiver
#

like we didn’t get a definitive ā€œhe’s deadā€

#

and if the only statement on his status is ā€œhe’s not dead yetā€ then i’m gonna assume that means he’s.

#

yknow

#

alive

analog ether
#

I kind of hope Jobin is just lying about Norisuke being revival, that'd be kind of sick

burnt quiver
#

me too but on the otherhand

analog ether
#

Just has Tsurugi use paper moon king to make the family think he's ok

tame tide
#

ok but jobins whole goal is having norisuke you know

#

not have to die

burnt quiver
#

jobin reviving norisuke with the rokakaka would be more in line with his whole ā€œfor the betterment of my familyā€ shtick

#

exactly @tame tide

#

like he clearly loves norisuke

analog ether
#

No
His whole goal is to stop anyone in the family from having to sacrifice themselves anymore.
If he has to kill one Higashikata to save all the future Higashikatas, I think he would

#

Or at least, he thinks he should

#

Cus he definitely seems conflicted either way

burnt quiver
#

i still think he wants his whole family to be saved and his ā€œno more sacrificesā€ line applied to norisuke too, but you aren’t wrong

#

it could go either way

analog ether
#

Exactly

burnt quiver
#

my only point of contention was formaggio saying the body in that earlier chapter absolutely wasn’t yasuho / norisuke in a coma bc we like

#

just straight up don’t know yet

#

ANYWAY

drowsy fog
#

here's wonderwall

burnt quiver
#

do y’all think josuke is gonna show up this chapter

#

or is this gonna be a strictly higashikata household fight

tame tide
#

maybe for like a page or two at the end

burnt quiver
#

also someone said that they think jobin will die but i’m not really feeling it

#

i think it’d be his wife or yasuho

#

if only out of wishful thinking bc i eventually want josuke to beat the shit out of jobin himself lol

drowsy fog
#

Do you guys think the Head Doctor's age will be revealed in this chapter

burnt quiver
#

idk that’s a good question

#

i kinda felt that mystery got tossed to the side in favor of who the doctor actually is

tame tide
#

figuring out what the fuck the reflection shit is is probably priority

burnt quiver
#

^

ashen raft
#

When I first saw the HD I thought he was speedwagon

analog ether
#

Is interesting

burnt quiver
#

wait did that left panel happen already

lost slate
#

That's just for the new volume

analog ether
#

Yes and ye

tame tide
#

this is all stuff we seen

lost slate
#

We've seen everything they're hinting at

burnt quiver
#

oh then i’m dead wrong

analog ether
#

But that line of dialogue is new

lost slate
#

Which dialogue?

analog ether
#

Mitsuba's

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Or, the speech bubble by her head or whatever

lost slate
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Mitsuba's not saying anything

burnt quiver
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oh that’s just a like

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blurb for the volume

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i think

lost slate
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and that's supposed to be Hato

analog ether
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ECH
The thing talking about the curse and shit

exotic cobalt
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Is the chapter out yet?

burnt quiver
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nah

lost slate
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It is a blurb for the next volume

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No

drowsy fog
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From 2 chapters ago

lost slate
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Not that one

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The blurb

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advertising the next volume

analog ether
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You deserve a punch for you're cheek

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Especially when you're wrong while doing it

drowsy fog
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i'm cheek

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😳

lost slate
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Seems like you can't read

analog ether
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Look, all I'm fucking saying is, the line connecting the calamity's to the whole family curse thing is new shit. Even if we kind of already knew that, it's being said directly for the first time

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That's all

drowsy fog
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Well I feel like the HD's age mystery kind of got revealed last chapter since they basically said that the HD is a Stand

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Or the product of one

analog ether
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ya fuckin nerds

tame tide
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ok but he also gave trhe presentation

drowsy fog
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Since the prison guy couldn't see him and Rai called him an energy

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Oh yeah he also did the Apple presentation

lost slate
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The HD is a stand or stand ability

white beacon
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Holly tells josuke that she saw HD and the other rock doctors as they infiltrated the hospital's work system

drowsy fog
analog ether
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british dental care

burnt quiver
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new dialogue

drowsy fog
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This is canon

burnt quiver
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i read it myself

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araki needs to keep politics out of jojo imo

drowsy fog
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What

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What politics

burnt quiver
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saying playboi carti is bad

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it was a joke

drowsy fog
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Oh

burnt quiver
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it didn’t land

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my bad

lost slate
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Has anyone realised that Jobin's hair is kinda weird?

burnt quiver
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relative to whom lol

tame tide
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like 70% of jjl characters have weird hair lol

white beacon
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jobin's hair is as normal as haato's

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she has arrow tips, he has spikes

analog ether
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if he got rid of his weird head bulbs it would probably be the most normal hair in jojo's

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So, no?

burnt quiver
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like in comparison to everyone else his hairs pretty standard all things considered

white beacon
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damo hair be like

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barely any

burnt quiver
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his design is wonderful

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it’s like they made the fishing hook guy from part 5 actually menacing

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i forget his name

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dude with no neck

drowsy fog
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Pesci

tame tide
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pesci

analog ether
burnt quiver
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yeah

tame tide
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fuck

white beacon
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pesky