jojolion

[analog ether]

Araki never showed Johnny's hair soooooo

[elfin rivet]

Donut

[minor ore]

He did

When he was at the table

When he had his pet mouse

Danny

gappy's hat get's knocked off
Villain says: "Nice hair halfbreed, are you half bird's nest too?"
Gappy get's up: "....WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR"

Lmao

[elfin rivet]

Lmao

[vast echo]

It do be like that

[minor ore]

look if you mix their hair

you get josuke

all im sayin

[elfin rivet]

I still find it funny how the guy who has no memory of who he is

[minor ore]

But where is the bang

[tame tide]

kira usually has the bang

[analog ether]

Josuke's probably just gonna let one lock of hair down

[minor ore]

That Kira had

we know Gappy's at least got part of the Kira

[elfin rivet]

Has one of the most personality

[minor ore]

he's got the sides

[analog ether]

Sometimes he's not drawn with it

Which just makes him look exactly like josuke

[minor ore]

That must look like the ugliest hair style ever lmao

[elfin rivet]

Plottwise

Valentine is gonna come back

[minor ore]

Nah

[tame tide]

what

[analog ether]

Plottwise
nah

[minor ore]

Akefu is Valentine plot twist

[elfin rivet]

Big brain

Jokes aside

[minor ore]

he's the old valentine

imagine

[elfin rivet]

Not realy my favorite villian personally

[thorn pier]

But actually old.

[elfin rivet]

OLD

[analog ether]

HD is obviously, Mike O

[minor ore]

nah but Akefu is a Rock Human doe

[tame tide]

HD is pocoloco

[analog ether]

Mike O, had the rock human design tho

He had the spikes

[minor ore]

Nah the HD is magenta magenta he came out of the ocean

And gained a new stand

why do you say HD

he got a name u kno

[elfin rivet]

Btw when was the last time pasley park did the "pick one" ability?

[minor ore]

he's a person too

...rock

[tame tide]

head doctor is LA boom boom

[thorn pier]

The arc it was introduced lol.

[minor ore]

Too lazy

[analog ether]

I'd love that unironically
Idk how a snotty american would become a threating old japanese man, but fuck it

[thorn pier]

I believe.

[elfin rivet]

Really?

BRUH

[minor ore]

pick one

[analog ether]

Nah it did just before love love deluxe too

[minor ore]

Pno

No it wasnt

[elfin rivet]

Granted even without that ability its still cool

[minor ore]

It was the Doobie wah arc

Somewhere around the Doobie wah arc

[tame tide]

it was just before lld

[thorn pier]

Yeah, that's basically the arc it was introduced.

[analog ether]

No lol

[minor ore]

No-

[analog ether]

what is born this way

[elfin rivet]

So what are your favorite oneoff stands?

[analog ether]

frizzy

[thorn pier]

When was LLD?

[analog ether]

mean

[elfin rivet]

Lips

[tame tide]

like mid 40s

[thorn pier]

Was it just after Doobie Wah?

[analog ether]

Yeah

[minor ore]

Either before Doobie wah or after

[tame tide]

its after

[minor ore]

I love aisho so much

[elfin rivet]

Wait

The tornado thing?

[minor ore]

Doobie wah is such an epic stand

Yeah

[analog ether]

Love Love Deluxe was like mid 40s
Doobie Wah was late 30s
Born This Way was like chapter 13

[elfin rivet]

IIrc she used it to excape Doobie

[minor ore]

Yeye

[tame tide]

she used it to decide which way josuke was coming from too

[elfin rivet]

Yo pasley is a cool stand

I love support stands

[minor ore]

Yeah kinda

[analog ether]

Paisley Park is basically an AI

[minor ore]

bruh

LMAO

[elfin rivet]

ITS ARROW THING
I

I be forgetting

[minor ore]

Nice shoes

[elfin rivet]

III Leaves or something?

[minor ore]

AWAKING III LEAVES LOOKS LIKE A DOROHEDORO CHARACTER

[white beacon]

Awaking 3 Leaves

[tame tide]

oh my fucking god

[analog ether]

uh oh

[elfin rivet]

LMAO

[thorn pier]

Still nobody knows what it's referencing?

[analog ether]

monthly brain leak

[tame tide]

thats what it kept reminding me of

[minor ore]

it literally looks like dorohedoro

[elfin rivet]

Also it feels really odd to be almost done with jojo

For now atleast

[minor ore]

Don't spoil rosh

[elfin rivet]

I mean to be fair

I only got 4 chapters left

[minor ore]

Lmao ur gonna see alot

In those 4 chaoters

[elfin rivet]

Oh wow

lmao

[minor ore]

Chaoters**

[elfin rivet]

brb then

[tame tide]

read those chapters bro

[analog ether]

chaoters

[minor ore]

Shut

[elfin rivet]

Chao garden

[minor ore]

Up

this is a dorohedoro server now

[analog ether]

wat's a dorahetero?

[thorn pier]

Shit, it seems.

[minor ore]

mud to sludge

Dora the straight explorer

ur a straight explorer

I ain't straight

Well 50%

me neither

let's kiss

😳 😳 😳

this is an edating server now

[thorn pier]

Why are there so many non-straight people? No judgement, but still.

[minor ore]

PFFFFHASHAHAHA

Being straight stinks

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY?

THIS IS A JOJO SERVER

LMAOOO

GOT EM GOOD

[thorn pier]

What?

[minor ore]

JoJo is gay

You are a joke fan

So you are gay

[winter ridge]

I was so confused by the shakedown road arc

[minor ore]

I meant jojo

[thorn pier]

Why the spoiler llol

[minor ore]

Might spoil them

[thorn pier]

So?

[winter ridge]

no im past it

[minor ore]

Oh ok

[thorn pier]

It's their own fault then.

[minor ore]

Good

Did you cry yet?

[winter ridge]

about johnny?

[minor ore]

Yea

[winter ridge]

honestly not really, since that part also was a bit bewildering

i dont understand why he used act 4

why did he punch the corpse

[minor ore]

Punch?

[winter ridge]

er, shoot the corpse

he used act 4 on it

[tame tide]

he shot the corpse to do equivalent exchange

[minor ore]

Yea

Jan came to explain lmao

[winter ridge]

but he didnt need to do that before, right?

like he just "used it"

[minor ore]

for himself sure

He didn't want the disease to transfer to another person but himself

[white beacon]

He shot George2 so that the corpse's miracle of redirecting misfortune would transfer to Johnny, both the shot and the rock disease

[minor ore]

yes

Basically he sacrificed himself for the sake of his son

What a chad

and then he got Caesar'd

rock

[gentle venture]

if johnny shot himself with the rotation did other johnnys feel it too?

[winter ridge]

aaaah i see

[minor ore]

Probably

[winter ridge]

thanks, im just rereading it and it makes more sense

[minor ore]

other Johnny's?

[winter ridge]

i think i needed to be in the part-8 mindset more 😛

[gentle venture]

from different universes

[minor ore]

nah probably not

they doing their own thing

[gentle venture]

noice

[minor ore]

U know what I want

Villains house AU

me?

oh

[simple kraken]

Jonathan joestar feeling the infinite spim

[minor ore]

I-

[simple kraken]

spin

[minor ore]

In his grave

Lmao

[simple kraken]

guess you could say he was rolling in his grave

[minor ore]

Villains house AU where every villain lives in Kira's house

[gentle venture]

Imagine dio finding a hand in kira's house then he sucks the blood out of it

[thorn pier]

But... why would they do that? The villains rarely work with others as equals.

[gentle venture]

with his hand

[minor ore]

Yeah but pixiv doujins made it look good

because

So it's a good au

Everyone working together

non stop

Everyone learning from Kira's maanners

@minor ore Yes

they would

they're all gay

[simple kraken]

Dio and diavolo would fucking hate each other so much

[minor ore]

Ikr

that's hot

Head canon Dio and Diavolo are best friends cuz Diavolo got Dio the arrow

• they're make up sisters

[thorn pier]

I just imagine them killing each other constantly.

[elfin rivet]

There is this one youtube who does do jojo meme aus

[minor ore]

Fabulous bitches

jojo villains are a snack and a half

hi my name is Diavolo

Hell yeah

Oh no chat lag

I'm kind of hot

Nice

[elfin rivet]

You mean anasui 🙂

[minor ore]

But careful you might get killed

[honest blaze]

yasuho diavolo

[minor ore]

BRUH

[elfin rivet]

Bro I can't unsee anasui being diavolos clone

I swear

[honest blaze]

It looks really good though

[elfin rivet]

It does

Jokes aside

[minor ore]

it's not my costume

my friend just let me wear it

she also did my makeup

anasui is just diavolo and abbachio's son

[elfin rivet]

LMAO

[honest blaze]

Is that you in your funny valentine pfp?

[minor ore]

yeah

[honest blaze]

swagger

[minor ore]

Lovely

thanks bby

Now

Who would kill Diavolo the most at the villains house

Probably Pucci

[honest blaze]

dio or pucci

[minor ore]

Yeah lmao

Pucci beats the Diavolo out of Diavolo

[elfin rivet]

Can't wait for part 3 dio to be mega gay for pucci and vice versa

[minor ore]

yeah

Brb we can talk about villains house when back

okay

[simple kraken]

I wonder how valentine gets along with the other villains

[minor ore]

Everyone would look at him in disgust for trying to rape a 14 year old

[honest blaze]

He probably just lets them do their thing

[minor ore]

Even kars wouldn't do that

[honest blaze]

It wasnt rape

he didnt know it was lucy

[minor ore]

Attempted

[honest blaze]

He thought she was his wife

[minor ore]

He did sexually assault her after it tho

[thorn pier]

Yeah. He said he wanted her to give birth to his child lol.

[minor ore]

.....

[thorn pier]

He definitely wanted to rape her.

[minor ore]

he was gonna do it lmao

but then the head of the holy corpse happened

[honest blaze]

The child was jesus though if im remembering right

[thorn pier]

No.

Valentine discovered that later.

[minor ore]

he wanted to have a child, but then the head of jesus appeared in her stomach

[honest blaze]

either way i dont think he woulda raped her

[elfin rivet]

Lmao

imagine explaining this to someone

[minor ore]

I think he was going to

even though I love Valentine

and I cosplay him

[thorn pier]

Yeah, he was probably gonna.

[elfin rivet]

I would say that for sure

[honest blaze]

In the villain house valentine would definitely be the one to just ignore everyone and do his own thing

[minor ore]

speaking of Valentine

[honest blaze]

Hot

[minor ore]

Everyone hates him

[honest blaze]

I loved that panel

[minor ore]

Araki please

In the villains house

[thorn pier]

Valentine is hot.

[minor ore]

he's so hot

[thorn pier]

Everyone hates each other in the villians house, except maybe Pucci and DIO.

[minor ore]

this is why straight jojo fans are non-existent

LMAO

Can Kiraboss exist In the villains house?

[thorn pier]

No.

[honest blaze]

kiraboss?

[minor ore]

yeah

[elfin rivet]

Ok ngl that was really hot

[minor ore]

they're both Ghosts

yes

[thorn pier]

It's Diavolo and Kira, I believe.

[minor ore]

I'm like

Araki just give us a little more

OK so Kiraboss can exist

Good

What else can exist in the house that is full of Fuck boys

Kira realizes that men's hands are hot too

[honest blaze]

Joshu

[thorn pier]

Well. Kars hates everyone, so he wouldn't interact much with the others.

He thinks lowly of humans, yes?

DIO does too, but he might respect them.

[elfin rivet]

On an unrelated note

Josuke is ripped

[thorn pier]

Indeed.

Josuke is hot.

[elfin rivet]

Facts

[honest blaze]

I mean its confirmed in eyes of heaven dio will respect you if you work well enough with him or against him

[elfin rivet]

I went from disliking josukes design to thinking he's hot

what a world

[tame tide]

eoh not canon

[minor ore]

almost every jojo character is hot

[thorn pier]

Yeah same with Johnny, he's ugly in the beginning too.

[honest blaze]

Still worked on by araki

[minor ore]

Araki was loosely involved

Kira turns out to be gay

😳

Araki just over-saw it

And everyone would be like its JoJo just join the gay train

[thorn pier]

Kira is probably asexual. Except, you know... female hands.

[minor ore]

I mean-

there are two wolves inside you

one is gay, the other is gay

you are also gay

Asexuals don't feel any kind of sexual attraction

[elfin rivet]

I think he might have been developing feelings for shinobu

maybe

[thorn pier]

Yeah I just recalled that.

[tame tide]

it was implied once

[thorn pier]

So nevermind.

[minor ore]

If he stayed with shinobu long enough he might've loved her

But who knows

in the dub Kira is like "when I saw the Mona Lisa's hands I...I had a ROCK HARD COCK!"

He kissed her didn't he?

[elfin rivet]

To think he could have gotton that if it wasn't for hayato

[tame tide]

dub is gold

he kissed her just to shit on hayato iirc

[honest blaze]

dub kira > sub kira

[minor ore]

Lmao yeah

Still prefer sun

Sub

Anyways

never watched the dub

Villains house is canon

[prisma lintel]

kira is a sub 😳😳😳

[thorn pier]

If it was, who'd be there from part 8? As it stands now.

[tame tide]

jobin

[thorn pier]

Yeah, he just does not really fit in.

[honest blaze]

Akefu

[minor ore]

possibly

[prisma lintel]

hd more like satoru akefu

[minor ore]

Akefu also doesn't fit in

[honest blaze]

although i think jobin is the biggest threat

[minor ore]

it seems like Araki is setting up Akefu to be the villain

[elfin rivet]

Wait wait quick pause

[honest blaze]

akefu fits in more than jobin imo

[elfin rivet]

If the rock hard thing with kira real?

[minor ore]

yes

[tame tide]

yes

[elfin rivet]

LMAO

[minor ore]

he says "it gave me a rock hard cock"

[tame tide]

jobin is the villian though

[minor ore]

They're all middle aged (except for Dio and kars)

Akefu is 89

[honest blaze]

I believe jojolion has multiple villains

[minor ore]

well

[thorn pier]

No. Jobin is the villain. Jobin will not suddenly be cast aside. Either Jobin is the 'final boss' or it's a 1v1v1...

[minor ore]

And he looks too old

@minor ore that's just what they say

[honest blaze]

All racing for their own thing

[prisma lintel]

plus he's a rock human

[tame tide]

yeah

[prisma lintel]

so he might be even older

[minor ore]

Akefu is a rock human so they can live for a really long time

he's probably way older

[prisma lintel]

probably as old as dio

[tame tide]

i hope we get a multiple stand users fight

[minor ore]

Yeah but he's ugly

bitch

The villains house is full of husbandos

[prisma lintel]

yeah dio is hot

[thorn pier]

Yeah, it better be a 1v1v1...

[minor ore]

No ugly bitches allowed

[thorn pier]

Kars is ugly.

[prisma lintel]

gappy vs jobin vs hd would be good

[minor ore]

good mythical schmorning pretty ladies
ugly bitches go back to bed

SHUT UP

[tame tide]

akefu sexy old man

[minor ore]

KARS IS HOT

[thorn pier]

No.

WRONG.

HE IS NOT.

[elfin rivet]

Welp thank you for letting me know that it was canon

[honest blaze]

Kars is very ugly and weak

[elfin rivet]

Just watched it

[prisma lintel]

kars is an asshole

[minor ore]

HE IS

[elfin rivet]

Glorious

[thorn pier]

Nope.

[tame tide]

kars has nice hair

[thorn pier]

He's not.

[minor ore]

HE IS AN ASSHOLE BUT HE IS HOT

[thorn pier]

Hair's way too long.

He's not hot.

[honest blaze]

Too buff

[thorn pier]

His face... ugh.

[minor ore]

@minor ore so is every jojo villain

@minor ore I agree

[thorn pier]

Yeah except Kars. He's not hot.

[minor ore]

oh to be a thousand year old buff man with big anime tiddies

[elfin rivet]

Oof why is that so true

[prisma lintel]

i prefer wamuu or acdc over kars

[minor ore]

Pucci is also a cutie

[honest blaze]

Kars is the least hot villain

[tame tide]

pucci has a fat ass

[thorn pier]

Pucci is hot.

[elfin rivet]

Pucci is so gay and I love him

[honest blaze]

Pucci is meh

[thorn pier]

Pucci has a smooth face.

[minor ore]

I prefer Santana than Kars sorry

[thorn pier]

It's hot.

[prisma lintel]

pucci has one really good hairstyle

[honest blaze]

In a diavolo man looks wise but i hate diavolo

[tame tide]

post green baby fusion>>

[minor ore]

Diavolo would have two outfit

One is the suit

[thorn pier]

Here, let us rank the villains after their attractiveness.

[minor ore]

guys

AY

[prisma lintel]

the love baby of pucci and dio

[honest blaze]

After foo fighters death it felt like there was a massive time jump

[minor ore]

Kira and Diavolo would both wear suits that's cute

[prisma lintel]

kira is also very hot

[honest blaze]

It was so weird

[prisma lintel]

david bowie

[tame tide]

kosaku is very attractive too

[minor ore]

Kira is hella hot bro

what if i cosplayed babby valentine

[honest blaze]

Kosaku is ugly

[heavy ledge]

Dont forget valentine

[prisma lintel]

valentine is the hottest one

[minor ore]

Fat Valentine is hot

[prisma lintel]

then diavolo

then kira

[thorn pier]

Pucci > Valentine > Diavolo > DIO > Kira > Kars

[prisma lintel]

dio

[honest blaze]

looks wise ima say

[tame tide]

valentine is kinda ugly

[thorn pier]

He is not.

[prisma lintel]

valentine looks very hot

[minor ore]

Kira> Diavolo > Dio > kars > Valentine = pucci

[ebon rampart]

Pucci bad villain

[thorn pier]

NO. SHARPY.

[minor ore]

Well I mean they're all equally as hot

[thorn pier]

THAT'S IT.

[tame tide]

good opinion sharpy

[minor ore]

FUFK YOU DOOPO

[prisma lintel]

patriotism is the most beautiful virtue in the world

[thorn pier]

BAD OPINION.

[minor ore]

BLOCK ME BITCH

[thorn pier]

ALRIGHT

FUCK YOU

[ebon rampart]

Kars is sexier than kira

[thorn pier]

DONE

[honest blaze]

Diavolo > Valentine > Dio > Kira > Pucci > Jobin > Kars

[minor ore]

FUCK YOU TOO

[tame tide]

kars is too buff

[minor ore]

JOBIN IS HOT

[ebon rampart]

too buff = sexy

[tame tide]

jobin is a sexy dilf

[minor ore]

WHAT DO TOU MEAN

[prisma lintel]

he's a pillar man

[thorn pier]

Did he block me too?

[minor ore]

No I dint

you know you wish that was your leg

Didn't

[thorn pier]

I can't tell, I blocked Sharpy.

[ebon rampart]

pillar man = automatically sexy

[honest blaze]

I mean the only ones looks i dislike is kars

[minor ore]

LMAO

[prisma lintel]

i hate kars the most

[thorn pier]

Tell me, please. Did Sharpy block me?

[minor ore]

AIGHT THEN

[prisma lintel]

then dio

[ebon rampart]

kars did nothing wrong

[honest blaze]

no she didnt

[minor ore]

I did now

[honest blaze]

L

[thorn pier]

Oh, Sharpy's a girl? Huh.

[honest blaze]

its okay doopo ily

[prisma lintel]

best villain is valentine

[exotic cobalt]

Jobin is hot

[honest blaze]

idk if they have a girl pfp i call them female pronouns

[thorn pier]

I love you too andy 😘

[ebon rampart]

best villain obviously my man kira

[minor ore]

kars cheeks

I am a girl

[tame tide]

valentine is well written but he didnt really hit anywhere for me

[minor ore]

OML THAT ASS

[thorn pier]

No we're talking whether they're hot or not.

Not the best villain.

[minor ore]

THAT CAKE DOE

[thorn pier]

Just ranking their attractiveness.

[minor ore]

sorry guys

[ebon rampart]

ok this is sexy

[tame tide]

big boobs

[honest blaze]

but for villains
Valentine takes the cake

[minor ore]

KARS IS HOT

[ebon rampart]

this is sexy

[minor ore]

😳 😳 😳

[thorn pier]

Not really Kira though. But OK.

[honest blaze]

i hated the shower scene

[thorn pier]

Still not that hot.

[ebon rampart]

thats still sexy

[minor ore]

Yeah I hated it too

[honest blaze]

Why did they have to animate hayatos penis

[minor ore]

LMAOOAOA

HE IS A KID

[tame tide]

its not as bad as polnareff penis

[minor ore]

DELETE

[ebon rampart]

kira sexy

ignore hayato

[minor ore]

DELETE

[honest blaze]

When was there polnareff penis

[tame tide]

alessi

[minor ore]

Alessi ark

Arc

[elfin rivet]

The baby stand

[thorn pier]

Yep.

[ebon rampart]

alessi fight

[honest blaze]

I skipped alessi lmao

[minor ore]

DELETE

[tame tide]

good

[elfin rivet]

lmao

[ebon rampart]

bruh u skipped wow

[thorn pier]

It was pretty good though.

[ebon rampart]

ur lame

[thorn pier]

You shouldn't have skipped it.

[tame tide]

alessi was fucking horrible

[honest blaze]

alessi was the only thing in the anime i skipped

[ebon rampart]

you missed the whole beatdown

[honest blaze]

I dont like creepy minors

[ebon rampart]

the mini jotaro beatdown

[honest blaze]

Minor villains

[thorn pier]

Eh, it had some character development for Polnareff and kid Jotaro 👀

[minor ore]

Back to the villains house

[ebon rampart]

wait so u skipped alessi

[ripe marlin]

YOU SKIPPED ALESSI?

[minor ore]

Can we add DIEGO and doppio?

[ebon rampart]

but u didn’t skip wheel of fortune??

[thorn pier]

It's better than the fucking magnet girl.

[ripe marlin]

THATS AN ICONIC FUCKIN FIGHT BRO

[ebon rampart]

ok that is cringe

[tame tide]

the character development of polnareff being a creepy bastard

[minor ore]

LMAO

[thorn pier]

There was also the thing with the earrings... so.

[ebon rampart]

You never got to see polnareff holding a baby fetus

[thorn pier]

That was pretty interesting.

[tame tide]

i had to watch naked baby polnareff grope someone for that

[minor ore]

one day I'll cosplay shirtless valentine

[thorn pier]

Yeah fair enough.

[minor ore]

in like 2 years

[thorn pier]

Why in 2 years? You don't think you're buff enough?

Then get buff now.

[ebon rampart]

that just makes polnareff savage

polnareff is a rebel baby

[prisma lintel]

he needs an america flag on his back

[kind owl]

@prisma lintel, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 8 !

[thorn pier]

Get buff now. Or you're a loser.

Yes?

[ebon rampart]

and a pretty swag baby

[minor ore]

no

because I'm 16

[thorn pier]

Yeah OK.

[minor ore]

and that would be fucking weird

[prisma lintel]

jotaro was 17, 6'5, and way too buff

[thorn pier]

If you're gonna put it on the internet, yeah. Which I assume you will because that's the point.

[minor ore]

Just draw in the abs

Or simply

Sharpy totally not reading again

Go to gym

[ebon rampart]

jotaro isn’t 17

[prisma lintel]

???

what

[minor ore]

He was

Sharpy missing the point as usual

17

[ebon rampart]

he’s a 27 year old dressing up as a 17 year old

[minor ore]

Lmao

It's not about being buff

Aight then

[prisma lintel]

in part 4 he looks 17

[minor ore]

I don't give a shit about that

YES I KNOW

I WAS JOKING

:((

[ebon rampart]

yh coz part 4 artstyle

[minor ore]

:OO

[ebon rampart]

they nerfed his muscles badly

[minor ore]

don't make me hold ur hand

Nah his gym membership ended

[prisma lintel]

his head was so small in part 3

compared to his body

like ridiculously small

[thorn pier]

Mamezuku is hot though.

[minor ore]

Yeah

[prisma lintel]

same with the other crusaders

[thorn pier]

He's so hot.

Really.

Very hot.

[minor ore]

Mamezuku is cute

[thorn pier]

And cute.

[minor ore]

chubby cheeks

[ebon rampart]

Mamezuku is the tru jobro

[minor ore]

Mamezuku is cute but like

[prisma lintel]

yasuho can't you just fucking die

[tame tide]

mamezuku is thick

[minor ore]

What are those outfit bro

[ebon rampart]

wish yasuhoe died

[thorn pier]

Yeah she's kind of a loser.

[prisma lintel]

nah

[ebon rampart]

would be good for the joshu redemption arc

[minor ore]

I wish YASUHO and Mamezuku die

[ebon rampart]

WTF MAMEZUKU IS SWAG

[tame tide]

i hope he gets put in a papershredder

[minor ore]

He is swag

[thorn pier]

Did Sharpy just say that Mamezuku isn't hot?

[minor ore]

But he needs to die sorry

[prisma lintel]

joshu: "i'll kill you then kill myself"

[thorn pier]

OK.

Good thing I blocked... her(?)

[minor ore]

1 blocked message

🙄

LMAO

[thorn pier]

Good.

Can we all just block Sharpy now?

[upper knoll]

No.

[minor ore]

1 blocked bitch

[upper knoll]

@minor ore Do you think p8 kira is hot

[minor ore]

What's happening?

[thorn pier]

I am tempted to look at that message, but...

[minor ore]

@upper knoll yeah kinda

[upper knoll]

Okay I see no reason to block

[minor ore]

Big drama in #jojolion !!!!

[prisma lintel]

part 8 kira is the hottest jojo character next to diego

[thorn pier]

NO

NO

NO

[tame tide]

diegos mad ugly

[minor ore]

@minor ore Doopo is being a bitch and saying kars isn't hot

[thorn pier]

lucas you're getting blocked too goodbye

[prisma lintel]

fuck

[thorn pier]

There.

Good.

KIRA IS FUCKING UGLY IN PART 8.

HIS HAIR

UGH.

[tame tide]

shit opinion doopo

[prisma lintel]

how

[minor ore]

5 blockes message

Kars is hot when he gets his hair out

Lmao

[thorn pier]

NO.

WRONG

[tame tide]

kira8 can get it

[prisma lintel]

he'll block you too

[ebon rampart]

no kira is kinda bad in part 8

[minor ore]

Kars is hot when he wears a hijab

[thorn pier]

Yes. Finally someone who gets it.

[tame tide]

i will die on this hill

[prisma lintel]

allah moment

[ebon rampart]

same with josefumi

[minor ore]

Lmao

[ebon rampart]

they fucked up his cut

[minor ore]

Josefumi is ugly

[thorn pier]

Josefumi is hotter though. But yes.

[minor ore]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jjba-kars-guitar-gif-14819699

[tame tide]

josefumi cute

[ebon rampart]

the only problem is his hair

[minor ore]

Ween ween

[ebon rampart]

idm anything else about him

[minor ore]

Josefumi hair ugly

Yeah

[thorn pier]

Yep.

[prisma lintel]

josuke 4 ripoff

[thorn pier]

Good, swe coo, I was just about to block you as well.

[minor ore]

IKR

Gappy is the hottest character next to kira

[ebon rampart]

damn everyone rlly blocking each other

[prisma lintel]

but looks worse

[tame tide]

josuke is hot sometimes

[prisma lintel]

kira is hotter than gappy

[minor ore]

Mamezuku too but that's just personal taste

Josuke is hot kinda

[ebon rampart]

nah bro ojiro is hot

[thorn pier]

OK GOOD.

Yes.

[minor ore]

Part 4 Kira is hottee

[thorn pier]

swe coo I love you.

[tame tide]

ojiro is kinda sexy

[thorn pier]

Mamezuku is 👌

[minor ore]

2 blocked messages moment

[thorn pier]

Not personal taste.

Objective.

[minor ore]

Mamezuku is bae

[thorn pier]

Yes.

[minor ore]

Mamezuku's outfit bothers me

[thorn pier]

Kira is not, but I'll let that one slide for now...

Ojiro is ugly.

[prisma lintel]

is no one gonna talk about johnny's ass

[tame tide]

wrong

[minor ore]

JOHNNY IS DUMMY THICC

[prisma lintel]

YES HE IS

[thorn pier]

Yeah no.

[minor ore]

I LOVE HIM

[prisma lintel]

nail bullet

[thorn pier]

2 blocked messages 🤔

[prisma lintel]

ok

thicc

[minor ore]

[prisma lintel]

gyro pizza

[minor ore]

Mamezuku stays in prison during the JJL finale and breaks free months after the dust settles

A new series begins

Thus spoke rai mamezuku

[thorn pier]

I would love that.

Seriously.

I would maybe have that over a part 9.

[minor ore]

Any content involving mamezuku would be amazing

[thorn pier]

Yep.

[minor ore]

Mamezuku gay

For sure

Either that or he just can't get a woman

He channels the energy of his stand name, he's gangsta as fuck

He probably doesn't want a woman anyway

He want fruits amirite

They'd just get in the way of making efficient farms

[thorn pier]

Yep.

[minor ore]

Mfw wife wants to live in a home and not a ski lodge

Women amirite 🥴

[thorn pier]

Yeah smh

[elfin rivet]

BRO NORISUKE IS A BRO

He saved best girl

[minor ore]

Huh?

I forget early jjl

[tame tide]

hes talking abt chapter 95

[elfin rivet]

yup

[minor ore]

Wait what?

You're up to the newest chapter?

[elfin rivet]

yup

[minor ore]

Thought you meant when he looks for her using king nothing

In the yotsuyu stuff

[elfin rivet]

I got kinda obsessed ngl

xD

[minor ore]

Based

[elfin rivet]

Read too much

[minor ore]

That's how you know something's good

[tame tide]

only 5 or 6 more days until 96

[minor ore]

Welcome to the monthly wait club

[elfin rivet]

heh....

Welp

I'm ready

[minor ore]

Where you forget JJL exists until you find out 3 chapters have been released

[elfin rivet]

xd

I do that with weekly manga xD

imagine monthly

[minor ore]

We shouldnt have many months left now

[elfin rivet]

Yup

crazy thing though

jojolion started 2011

Thats nuts

[minor ore]

Around the time the anime got made

2011 was a big year for jojo

[elfin rivet]

seems like it

And to think

[minor ore]

JJL has lived to see almost every single original universe part animated

[elfin rivet]

I finished jojo overall in less than a year

Actually less than half a year

Still was a wild ride

[minor ore]

True

The future is uncertain though

[elfin rivet]

So now that I am all caught up

[kind owl]

@elfin rivet, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 7 !

[thorn pier]

I finished it all in like a month lol. Well, I only read from part 6 to 8, since I had seen all of the other stuff.

[elfin rivet]

LOl fair

I finished part 8 in about 3-4 days

[thorn pier]

Were you only reading 6 to 8 too?

Or the entire thing?

[elfin rivet]

just 6-8

[thorn pier]

Alright.

[elfin rivet]

For part 6 it took about 2 weeks

for part 7 Took a month but that was cuz I had a lot of work to do

[thorn pier]

Yeah swe coo, I do the opposite thing. I remember 3 days before the new chapter comes out and then I constantly think about it.

[elfin rivet]

and lifr was trashy

But dang

[thorn pier]

Ah, so it didn't take too long.

[elfin rivet]

I can for sure say that part 8 is my 2nd favorite part

[thorn pier]

Yeah I think I spent the most time on part 6.

I was actually sick when I read part 7, so I did nothing but lay in bed and read part 7 all day.

[elfin rivet]

fair

[thorn pier]

So now that I think about it, it was probably not even a month? I'm not sure.

[elfin rivet]

I fully decided to finish when I moved to my dads house cuz one of my family memebers were in the hospital

part 7 i mean

[thorn pier]

I see.

[elfin rivet]

Thank goodness for jojo though

Kept me in higher spirits then I should have been

I wanted to savor the feeling and so I read it slowly

Needless to say there were many reasons why I read it the way I did

Ahem anyways enough with depressing topics

can we talk about how fire chapter 95 is?

[thorn pier]

Yeah.

[elfin rivet]

So much tension its insane

I thought that best girl was going to die for a moment

What I didn't expect though i for norisuke to well.......

I hope he isn't dead

I really like him

[thorn pier]

He is... brb

[elfin rivet]

: (

[minor ore]

I original read parts 5-8 since 5 wasn't animated yet

but I went back once i finished and read 1-4

now I'm re-reading the rest

[elfin rivet]

Tecnically I read 5 but literally only the final fight

I was getting sick of the wait

[minor ore]

I've read all of jojo

[elfin rivet]

It was when there was a huge gap between the episodes

[minor ore]

the jojo expert

[elfin rivet]

Idk why but whenever I come to this discord I feel like a jojo noob despite being fully caught up

And watching the anime multiple times over

[minor ore]

I'm a JoJo Noob as well so that's fine

[upper knoll]

You gotta pump those Mee6 levels bro!

[minor ore]

Already pumpin

[thorn pier]

I wanted to do that, but I couldn't. I was watching it with some friends...

[minor ore]

I'm actually trying to revive this chat

[thorn pier]

But I did that for Mob Psycho.

Anyway... wanted to discuss chapter 95? What are your predictions for chapter 96?

[minor ore]

2 blocked messages

lmao

[gentle venture]

oof

[thorn pier]

I can't read that.

[minor ore]

ummm no clue

[tame tide]

tooru chapter

[minor ore]

obviously at some point Tsurugi is gonna get better

[thorn pier]

HD invading Higashikata household. How does that sound?

Also, regarding the chapter 83 flashforward...

[minor ore]

we already saw how Norisuke got "killed" if he is even dead, so we gotta see Tsurugi get cured soon

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 16 !

[thorn pier]

Their memories were wiped or something.

So there is a new ability.

It cannot be Daiya's, unless she can use it on herself? Which I doubt.

So a new ability.

[minor ore]

we don't know that their memories were wiped

[thorn pier]

Probably from the HD eating the Rokakaka. That is my prediction.

[minor ore]

it's possible

[thorn pier]

Well... it's the most likely I think.

[minor ore]

but it wasn't said at any point

[tame tide]

its pretty heavily implied tsrugis stand is gonna evolve or some shit if it hasn't already

[thorn pier]

How else would they... forget seeing their dad die?

[minor ore]

maybe they didn't

[thorn pier]

Yeah go and read chapter 83 again.

[tame tide]

so maybe it has something to do w that

[minor ore]

no no

I know that in 83 they're acting normal despite Norisuke being dead

don't fucking tell me to read it again

I'm just saying there's more than just one possibility

it'd make sense for their memory to be wiped

[thorn pier]

Yeah.

[minor ore]

but perhaps something happens for them to not care about Norisuke being dead

like Jobin promising that he can bring him back with the new Rokakaka

[thorn pier]

Yeah I'm not saying that all the new... ability does is wipe their memories.

That's unlikely.

But yeah it could be Tsurugi too.

But I think it'll be the HD. Maybe.

[minor ore]

we'll see I guess

I'll beat up tsurugi to death

If he dies

I'm beating him up to death

Nah i remember daiya telling tsurugi to call dad

They think he's alive

Maybe he told them he knocked him out

[thorn pier]

Yeah and I doubt she can remove her own memory.

[minor ore]

Jobin wipes their memory with speed king

we don't know yet

just gotta wait for the new chapter

good theories doe

Damages the part that makes long term memory and makes his entire family alzheimer's patients

Until he can find the rokakaka to heal them

Or grow it

Not much finding when he's the one growing it lmao

yeah i was bout to say

[thorn pier]

It's more likely that the HD would do that actually... he's a doctor after all. Perhaps he does that but Tsurugi is the only one to escape it?

[minor ore]

Wait

Jobin gets bites the dust???

[thorn pier]

Now I don't think that will happen.

But yeah.

[minor ore]

nah

sharpy that's a little tin foily

Nah he just damages their brain

also it doesn't make sense

if he had bites the dust he'd just go back and not kill Norisuke

but Norisuke is still dead

[lethal tundra]

I read till chapter 31

[minor ore]

in the flashforward

OMG

GET OUT

BAY L

LEAVE

DONT RED

READ

GET OUT

[thorn pier]

In the ffw, it's definitely hinted at that Tsurugi gets a new ability.

[minor ore]

OMG

[thorn pier]

So it's probably that now that I think about it.

[minor ore]

BAY DONT READ PLS

[thorn pier]

Oh yeah don't read this baypotato.

[lethal tundra]

Dont worry all i read from the convo was jobin

[minor ore]

Jobin

OK good

If u wanna talk we can talk here

im eating

[lethal tundra]

I really love the characters and all
But the stands are getting more and more bizzare

[minor ore]

What's chapter 31's name again?

[tame tide]

i think hes on shakedown road

[lethal tundra]

Its making me uncomfortable

[minor ore]

Oh -

[lethal tundra]

Wait no i have read shakedown road

I am reading the part when josukes team up

[minor ore]

shake that ass road

Did you cry about johnny or nah

[lethal tundra]

Shit that was sad but like i read legend of johnny while shitting so didnt really

[tame tide]

nvm hes on yotsuyu

[minor ore]

can't wait to re-read jojolion

i love it so much

LMAO

Same but when coloured versions come out

that's funny to you?

jk

I wanna see more coloured jobin

[lethal tundra]

The overall weirdness is lowkey weirder than even heavy weather

[minor ore]

Same but when anime comes out

I'm gonna re-read what is color and then continue in black and white

[thorn pier]

I'm probably gonna do it just before every other chapter lol. Re-read it.

[minor ore]

Bay you haven't seen anything yet

[lethal tundra]

I am reading black and white
I am lowkey enjoying black and white more

[minor ore]

It gets weirder

Araki's art is beautiful regardless

[lethal tundra]

Like the annoying but understandable kid's stand

Origami one

[minor ore]

OH

TSURUGI

[lethal tundra]

Tsurugi yes

[minor ore]

he's a good child

[thorn pier]

ah yes, cringe ass nae nae baby

[minor ore]

paper moon king

btw

[lethal tundra]

He got on my nervers initibut after seeing his conversation with norisuke i was like damn

[minor ore]

Gappy's stand has got to go through some kind of transformation

Yeah

[lethal tundra]

When will he be named gappy

[minor ore]

Evolution

he's the only Higashikata with a stand that doesn't have king in it

Nah we just call him gappy

[lethal tundra]

Nut king call

[tame tide]

josuek get king crimson 😳

[minor ore]

Cuz we don't wanna get confused between josuke 8 and josuke 4

Nut king call, King Nothing, Speed King, Walking Heart, Paper Moon King, Awaking III Leaves

[lethal tundra]

I heard people hate joshu, i dont really hate him, he is annoyingly funny

Like if i saw someone like him irl i might punch

[minor ore]

Exactly

[tame tide]

i dont really see that much hate for him outside of reddit

[gentle venture]

They hate his hair the true villain of this part

[kind owl]

@gentle venture, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !

[minor ore]

we call him Gappy cause of his tooth gap

[lethal tundra]

we call him Gappy cause of his tooth gap
@minor ore omg you meanass people

[minor ore]

Redditor moment

[lethal tundra]

F for gappy 😔

[minor ore]

it's not mean

It's a cute nickname

yeah

[lethal tundra]

I meant it in a joking way

[minor ore]

Yeye

What else about jojolion

So far

in Eyes of Heaven speedwagon calls him "Hat Josuke"