Not really
#jojolion
minor ore
He is protected by his stand
So probably he won't age at all
But he also might die of old age
Which can be beneficial to him
white beacon
his stand protects him from external dangers, not make him live forever
upper knoll
Dunno maybe I misremember how 20th Century Boy works but my headcanon is that Magent wont die until he deactivates it
minor ore
Same
Wekapipo was a good guy until he betrayed magenta
But still a good man
Didn't deserve it
upper knoll
So even if he ages nothing will happen, but hes well above 100 y/o now so probably the moment he deactivates 20th century boy he dies
like, the instant
lost slate
He stopped thinking
minor ore
Yeah
upper knoll
so he wont be able to deactivate it 🤪
lost slate
All he'll do forever is just use 20cb
minor ore
Until he gets fished up
lost slate
Not even the hd can defeat him
minor ore
The water of the river will flow all the way to morioh
lost slate
Hmm
lost slate
Could MM use 20cb to chase after the head doctor?
kind owlBOT
@lost slate, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 13 !
minor ore
Maybe
lost slate
Like he activates it and josuke just throws him towards the hd
lost slate
Sort of like Jotaro and Iggy vs Ndoul
minor ore
Yeah but magenta is a tall guy
How he got grab him and throw him
OH WAIT
he can put him inside a bubble
And just yeet him
ebon rampart
i like how we get the privellege to talk about the sbr in a jjl channel lol
minor ore
Heck yea
Am I the only one who thinks highway star users S tattoo has the same look as toorus S
Perhaps!
And the tattoo on his chin is the same
💀💀
Oops I didn’t crop the google tag whatever
It’s probably the way araki draws his S but it’s really similar
SPEED KING
IT SAYS SPEED KING OMG
BRO HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT
minor ore
Yeah
thorn pier
Huh
young meteor
That's Yuuya
minor ore
I'm so surprise holy shit
upper knoll
Both highway star and speed king are songs from deep purple
minor ore
WOAH
young meteor
Jobin is Yuuya's counterpart
minor ore
YES
upper knoll
Highway stars counterpart is however not speed king but Blue Hawaii 😔
young meteor
Whatever
white beacon
Blue Hawaiiway Star
minor ore
Woah
minor ore
Dr. Head is the main villain, full stop
kind owlBOT
@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !
white beacon
he's the leader of the rokakaka organization, but we don't really know his motives or intentions or even personality or almost anything about him
so it's hard to say really
minor ore
NO! HE IS THE MAIN VILLAIN
thorn pier
Dr. Head. What.
white beacon
reminds me of how Wu's actual name could literally be Doctor Wu
since his tags just have Doctor on them
thorn pier
But it's Wu Tomoki.
white beacon
yeah, that was before his name was revealed
thorn pier
Yeah.
white beacon
like, i really thought this guy was Dr. Doctor
thorn pier
Dr. Wu was hot.
edgy mortar
I'm really disappointed that soft and wet doesn't have crazy diamond ability
thorn pier
What. Why would it?
Would you want a protagonist with the same ability as an earlier one?
edgy mortar
I mean it would be cool
edgy mortar
Araki could do the same ability but with a twist
lost slate
And The World in sbr
edgy mortar
When the bubble breaks it could either be fixed or destroyed
thorn pier
Yeah but Killer Queen was used... how much exactly? It'd be boring, would it not?
lost slate
I feel like complicating S&W wouldn't be too good
It's a punch ghost with the ability of bubbles
thorn pier
It's already too complicated lol.
lost slate
They're just bubbles
edgy mortar
I mean we don't know how far sw can go
thorn pier
Yeah.
lost slate
That may or may not be able to steal abstract and physical properties
thorn pier
Yeah. It CAN steal physical objects. We know that. But it can't steal something that is too big.
white beacon
no no, it can
white beacon
it fit's at least a person in it
thorn pier
I know.
white beacon
and that's generally bigger than what josuke usually steals
thorn pier
Yeah well I doubt he can steal a building.
But it was never shown that he can't.
But about the abstract things... yeah it's really unclear.
He can steal sound. And friction. And maybe sight?
exotic cobalt
He make the water in someone's body drain out
kind owlBOT
@exotic cobalt, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !
thorn pier
Yeah I know about the sound thing, but it's possible that it was retconned? I don't know. It just seems like it would've been useful in some situations.
And I know similar things have been retconned before.
Apparently.
white beacon
oh along with this, i think "steal" is a word that can cause confusion. "store" would be a better word, he can store abstract and concreate things in his bubbles, so it's not awkward to say he can steal concrete object, especially if he's just putting it inside a bubble
thorn pier
Yeah.
white beacon
i wouldn't say it's retconned, because josuke hasn't said anything about s/w not being able to take an abstract thing, nor has anything happened that would provide more on the thought that he can't, rather than he didn't do it
minor ore
I think that ability is gone tho it was supposed to represent him trying to steal one of his components identities but now he accepted himself so he has a different more offensive ability from the latest we’ve seen of S&W
Like josuke was able to make the bubble explode
That’s a trait of killer queen
Maybe the stands ability solely depends on the change of heart Idek
That dialogue by tsurugi could mean so many things like jobins change of heart with killing his dad and his stand changing, tsurugi himself having a change of heart and developing a new ability or josuke which I doubt
near cedar
A bit late but Kira would be an idiot to try touching Josuke with the first bomb
Josuke would brake both his hands before he can activate it
Killer Queen can 1 shot you, it has the strength to punch trough a normal person's chest
And erase you if it uses the first, second or third bomb properly
King Crimson can one shot you
The World can one shot you
Star Platinum can one shot you (it punched a donut in DIO)
Many stands can one shot you
Clash can one shot you
Aerosmith can drop a bomb on you etc etc etc
golden elk
killer queen had mediocre strength
it had good speed and precision
but its strength as a stand was pretty weak, it relied on its bombs to attack
lost slate
You can see that in KQ vs Star Platinum or Crazy Diamond
Without the bombs, it would be a one-sided beatdown
Everything else is just way too fast
fluid vessel
kq in part 8 tho 
lost slate
It could be called wasted potential
But you want to know what's really wasted potential?
Josefumi's Soft & Wet
He doesn't use it that much in his only 'fight'
once with bubbles and the other time for an ora rush
the rest of it is just him
beating some brothers up
That whole sequence is pretty cool though
fluid vessel
vast echo
minor ore
he saved yasuho wym
young meteor
He's our lord and saviour
upper knoll
How do people not like Joshu
young meteor
^
white beacon
that was just one good thing he did
actually, at this point it's still implied that he saved yasuho
his feet barely looked like it moved, just a bit of those squiggly lines outside of it
supple totem
where was it you could buy the colored volume chapters?
kind owlBOT
@supple totem, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !
grizzled pilot
nowhere
supple totem
false.
exotic cobalt
True
white beacon
the coloured volume chapters are not available as a physical copy
they are only released on this website
white beacon
it's the official jojo-digital website, technically it has the latest coloured versions
which is volume17 of jjl
supple totem
on my screen it only says its up to volume 11
i guess i was right that there is the newest colored chapters
white beacon
kind owlBOT
@white beacon, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 28 !
white beacon
volume 17, if you look to the top-right, there is no option for volume18, thus 17 is the latest for the coloured jojolion
what you saw that was only up to 11 were the regular b/w volumes, which should be beyond 11
supple totem
can't wait to see the color of the headocters stand
white beacon
the homepage just doesn't show the other volumes somehow
supple totem
i c
lofty matrix
Originally thought that Josuke would have crazy diamond but this time in this universe he can heal himself but so far I like Soft & Wet amazing stand very powerful sometimes
vocal mason
lofty matrix
Amazing
whole field
near cedar
Wut about GE
It has a cool ability but doesn't punch very hard
Then your senses go berserk and you die of a heart attack from the pain xD
thorn pier
Golden Experience does punch hard.
twilit marsh
If it only kept the ability it had when giorno fought bruno
To make you go berserk or smthg
thorn pier
Giorno would've been invincible.
near cedar
That's why Ciocolata died
thorn pier
What?
thorn pier
Nobody ever said that, I'm sure.
near cedar
The overloading your senses thing
thorn pier
Yes. I am certain nobody said he always did that.
near cedar
Consider the following
Every beat down but in super slow motion
Is that as fun?
No it ain't
thorn pier
That is irrelevant.
twilit marsh
Yea
near cedar
Hmm Giorno who is disgusted with Ciociolata would sent him to the afterlife without first causing as much pain as inhumanity possible?
Fuck no
twilit marsh
Well i saw part 5 like 4 months ago so maybe i don t remember corectly
near cedar
Life energy overload causes pain to be perceived super slooooowly which is what he did to Ciocolata
thorn pier
We don't know for sure.
twilit marsh
But i think araki forgot that GE had the ability to trasfer excessive life energy into human
near cedar
Also also take your xforst and throw him in the trash
twilit marsh
But idk
near cedar
Araki. Never forgot anything
thorn pier
Yeah I don't think anything was forgotten. It was just 'retconned' in favor of a more interesting ability.
near cedar
Oh didn't see
Let's agree to this then we are not showed wether or not it was used again maybe it was maybe it wasn't
That work for u?
thorn pier
Yeah, I mean it was never mentioned or anything again, so we can't know for sure, but it is maybe more likely that it wasn't used.
kind owlBOT
@thorn pier, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 18 !
icy bluff
Finally Jojo fans using logic.
kind owlBOT
@icy bluff, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !
ebon rampart
jojo fans use logic?
thorn pier
I am the smartest Jojo fan you'll see.
ebon rampart
but you were saying ff isnt sexy
thorn pier
Yeah. There's the proof that I am the smartest Jojo fan.
distant juniper
Guys would you rather save adobe flash or yashuo from dying
ebon rampart
adobe flash
thorn pier
So you are saying that Yasuho will die, or that she is in the situation she is currently in in Jojolion?
restive kelp
@twilit marsh he never lost it
simple kraken
if yasuho dies I quit
thorn pier
Paisley Park is weird.
restive kelp
^
thorn pier
Remember when you could choose between 2 objects that would help you?
twilit marsh
What
simple kraken
banana peel
thorn pier
Yeah. For 2 arcs.
restive kelp
now its just 📞
simple kraken
gos
thorn pier
hack
simple kraken
gps
thorn pier
It is though. Paisley Park hacks but without having to hack.
simple kraken
omnipotent gps
simple kraken
shigechi could probably do something like that
simple kraken
yeah but he made money
simple kraken
I cheered when shigechi died
simple kraken
he was annoying
thorn pier
Shigechi's death was probably the saddest part of DiU, yeah.
restive kelp
so is all middle schoolers
thorn pier
When he mentioned his mama and papa... that was sad.
restive kelp
he was just a regular middle schooler, but with a heart of gold
thorn pier
Not really.
restive kelp
yeah, middle schoolers are annoying
and greedy
and boastful
so its not like he was worse then his peers
simple kraken
and also remember that time when he tried to pay for that random woman
restive kelp
yeah
simple kraken
idk, mob is a middle schooler
restive kelp
every1 did that as a kid
simple kraken
from mob Psycho 100
thorn pier
How old was he again? I don't even remember.
restive kelp
if u were in 6-8 and u got a large sum of $, i know a lot of guy friends who would do that
restive kelp
13 i thin
restive kelp
thorn pier
He's 14 apparently.
simple kraken
Ngl I though shigechi wasn't human when I first saw him
thorn pier
Yeah he's fucking ugly, but his death is one of the saddest parts of Jojo.
The saddest is in part 7 though.
simple kraken
I got pretty sad at abbachios death
thorn pier
And by saddest I don't necessarily mean sad, just that that part touched me.
Yeah. That was mostly due to Narancia's reaction though.
simple kraken
Nah for me it was the cop at the end
thorn pier
Narancia's death though... oof.
restive kelp
they portrayed it horribly tho
it wasnt all the sudden
u were like oh she dies
then 10 seconds later it shows the body
it would be a lot better to be like abbachios
u didnt expect it until u saw it
simple kraken
Narancias death wasn't that great
thorn pier
Wrong.
restive kelp
agreed
simple kraken
The death flags were super obvious
restive kelp
^
thorn pier
Narancia's death was great at setting the mood.
simple kraken
"I'm gonna go back to school" like who tf says that unless they're specifically gonna die
restive kelp
^
ALSO CUZ THEY SHOWED NARANCIA MISSING AND BLOOD
then revealed the death 10 seconds later
thorn pier
You didn't notice Narancia missing at first. I would bet money on that.
thorn pier
Yes, but that is when it's revealed that he dies.
restive kelp
she*
thorn pier
I mean before.
restive kelp
lol
thorn pier
That is what you meant, right?
simple kraken
Seeing bruno just keep degenerating was pretty sad too
thorn pier
Maybe, but I didn't know what was gonna happen before I saw it in the anime, and so it was just annoying to have to wait to find out what was gonna happen to him.
honest blaze
Doubt rai is gonna die
He had a close call that scared people, don't think hes actually gonna die
Tbh a death I can see happening is joshu or gappy if ima be honest
Okay maybe not gappy but joshu
simple kraken
I definitely see Rai dying
In every part at least 1 jobro dies
So it'll probably be rai
And joshu will also likely die
simple kraken
Part 8 definitely isn't like part 4
tame tide
rai could just be in jail the rest of the part
simple kraken
Yeah true
lofty matrix
Yeah true
willow pendant
Yeah true
daring bear
Yeah true
queen fox
that'd be bizarre ngl
kind owlBOT
@queen fox, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !
young meteor
Untrue
lofty matrix
He probably could escape
old marlin
I wonder if Rai could make a Garrote
lost slate
12 days till the harvest of the New JoJolion
old marlin
14 at the least
lost slate
It comes out on the 17th
old marlin
minor ore
still dirge
old marlin
yea
young meteor
Of course
simple kraken
Yes
ocean mirage
there can be no wrong, reading more jojo
edgy mortar
young meteor
Well, only 3 of them
young meteor
Nah, she doesn't
edgy mortar
No
minor ore
How do they keep the same outfit from their childhood to the current time
edgy mortar
Buy one
white beacon
it's the same answer as how do they wear the same thing everyday
minor ore
Which is
edgy mortar
Well gappy is self explanatory because he has no dresses other than his sailor outfit
old marlin
Jousuke's just cool like that
edgy mortar
Only if yasuho has three freeze...
Gappy would sleep well
minor ore
lofty matrix
Isn’t almost every character in Jojo have the same outfit since they were young some of them
old marlin
Name one
minor ore
Her crop top going to a sweater thing
Her rose skirt going striped
Her being in that all Jo-Jos dress
Like araki loves changing her clothes
In covers that is
I feel like she’s his dress up doll
i-
old marlin
Thats no different with anyone else in his new age covers
minor ore
Kinda yea gappy always remains the same maybe with a recolor
old marlin
She wears the same outfit in the actual manga
minor ore
She changes from the sweater to a crop top i think
But a lot of designs had subtle changes like that
It’s not something major but I’m mainly talking about the covers because other characters remain consistent with a recolor
guys
DMQ kira = HD
Isn’t he dead
I don’t think that’s possible seeing that the head doctor is probably an illusion
Especially with that volume cover
but the outfit are similar so theory confirmed
If you read up on the painting it’s matches up
God the art is so good
Tbh at this point I think it’s all tooru
you see the issue is
I cant read it
yeah its a common theory that HD is tooru's stand
but we've seen 2 different and mysterious stands
so doubtful
2?
Isn’t it only the sun spiral one
What’s the second
old marlin
We've only seen one
minor ore
lemme check again
actually im too lazy
so yeah we've seen one
Toorus goal is to separate yasuho from the group and he did it
Remember he drove her to the estate
what a yandere
Ik
He also seems to summon the head doctor when it’s convenient and he needs to distract the group
yes!
so the stand can transform into people?
I just wonder where he is since I think we see his car outside of the estate
And he drove yasuho there
But he is nowhere to be found
Guess who’s there tho
Another thing that imo supports the theory is that the head doctor only turns around at yasuho
but then again-
I feel like it’s some way of deactivating his stand
the head doctor harmed yasuho
Yea he chopped her arm off
I rly though she was dead
She might be doe but I think at the end of the chapter it said that she escaped safely
so its still confusing cuz if he loved her he would've helped her not just chop her arm off lmao
Imagine gappy and her reuniting one missing an arm and one an eye
LOL
that's nice
Yasuho was seriously betrayed by gappy
Feel bad for her
No one trusts her
minor ore
Oh yea
It’s weird
i dont remember lol
But he only turns around at her
That’s the weird thing
gappy himself feels betrayed by yasuho
when he checked her phone
and uh
you know
Oh yea that was so rip
And then her and tooru being forced together
Because tooru was trying to get the group away from yasuho
thorn pier
But wait, wasn't Mamezuku the one who said Jobin had the branch in the beginning?
Or did he just say he was suspicious?
minor ore
Ugh tooru is so fishy tho and I don’t mean only his fish roll hair
he theorized about it
I’m not sure but Mamezuku is just explaining it from his view point
Like mitsuba
It may not be that way but it’s just their perception
That’s an interesting thing about the latest chapters
It’s like everyone has a theory on it
Mitsuba especially
This is all mind fuck
Like part 4 was supposed to be a mystery part but jojolion is actually 10x better on that element
Jojolion could basically go anywhere
It could still be yasuho in that body bag
This ark reminds me of the ark where Kira beats up koichi and jotaro
minor ore
Well isn’t yasuho like koichis counterpart in some way and she also got severely ingured by the head doctor along with jobin sane could be said for josuke earlier on
Also yes they are figuring out the villain
supple totem
yasuho is yasuho
ebon rampart
yasuhoe
supple totem
yasuho is yasuhoe
minor ore
Yes but she has traits of the original I get the let the characters be their own but this universe is clearly based heavily on part 4-6
kind owlBOT
@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 12 !
minor ore
The new universe counterparts share some traits with the originals but definitely different
ebon rampart
nice job
minor ore
We also had basically the same ark in jojolion
The blue Hawaii
That ark was messy tho and didn’t actually follow the rules but welp
ebon rampart
true it was kinda stupid
minor ore
Jojolion hasn’t really had any bad arks outside of blue Hawaii
I enjoyed Milagro man a lot
The side arks developing family members are fun
I really love the family dynamics
You just fall in love with the cast
Joshu and Hato joking around was the cutest thing ever
thorn pier
I didn't like too many of them, the ones with chasing or 'automatic' stands are not as fun as ones where they directly meet the stand user.
supple totem
i generaly love wholesome moments in jojolion
minor ore
Yea the automatic stand game is strong in this part
ebon rampart
We need more higashikata family wholesome moments
whelp i guess that ain’t happening anymore
minor ore
I also prefer direct user on user cause I love how scientific and weird the fights go
thorn pier
Yeah, same. And just character interaction.
minor ore
The writing this part especially the characters are amazing
I like the subtlety
Even in design choices
This is the most laid down part in terms of designs
Some of the outfits seem realistic even
Its why I love part 5 and this part the subtle character writing is so good
Jojolion might be his magnum opus who knows
I personally enjoy it way more than steel ball run
Enough of me creating text walls for today xoxo 💅
ebon rampart
yeah joshu is basically carrying the whole of jojolion
minor ore
Joshu is a character I hated but actually grew to love
He hasn’t done anything wrong if I’m honest
jobin is carrying jojolion wym
ebon rampart
nah joshu is best boi
minor ore
A random sailor man comes into your house gets more respect than you takes your room and your place in the family and earns the respect of your older brother
Yes of course I would be pissed
This is so much like part 1
ebon rampart
i relate to him sometimes
minor ore
shut up
wait no
best dilf
Dio invading into the household is like gappy
Jobin is a ducking psychopath
If you actually like him get checked please
ebon rampart
jonathan is like a gentlemen
minor ore
ducking
thorn pier
Jobin is not a psychopath.
ebon rampart
but joshu is just every normal person
minor ore
Jobin is crazy... like ma’am
I have a feeling that jobin is being one of HD's victims
He thinks he’s right and always doing the right thing
ebon rampart
well i mean jobin is still cool
minor ore
I feel like all of this mess
ebon rampart
no i don’t think so
ebon rampart
norisuke is probably dead
thorn pier
Well. Maybe he is psychopathic. His mentality is that people getting hurt is OK, and that there is no thing such as empathy. There is just one thing: winning.
minor ore
It’s like the head doctor caused all of it
He is ok with smashing people to get higher in life which is the psychopath mentality
ebon rampart
Jobin killed Norisuke but he could have just made him sacrifice himself to cure Tsuguri’s stone disease
thorn pier
That's what I just said.
ebon rampart
yeah ik
thorn pier
The problem is that Norisuke would tell the police or something that Jobin did all of these bad things.
thorn pier
Yeah but he didn't want Jobin to kill people.
minor ore
norisuke would do jobin a kaato
ebon rampart
lmao
minor ore
Caato is now gonna thrive when her biggest threat is gone
ebon rampart
i forgot kaato even existed
minor ore
Her main problem was norisuke
she's behind it all
She owns the estate
If norisuke is actually dead
It’s hers
ebon rampart
i wonder if she’s teaming up with the hd
minor ore
Remember half of it is hers
I do think that too
She has something to do with him
OOOOHH
Scatter you genius
That’s why toorus and her second name are being kept a secret
It’s gonna be some plot twist
ebon rampart
damn we already predicting it
minor ore
but she caused her beloved son too many problems
That’s the best part of waiting for new chapters
Throwing theories and when they are right it’s so satisfying
analog ether
^This
kind owlBOT
@analog ether, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 17 !
minor ore
I seriously thought Caato is jolynes counterpart
From her being framed to the 15 year prison sentence
Her wanting revenge on her man
She shares so much with jolyne
minor ore
Her hair also
ebon rampart
bruh jolyne killed that lawyer but not her ex boyfriend
minor ore
It’s a nice reference
ebon rampart
like tf
minor ore
Ik but the lawyer was easy target
He also was as bad as the boyfriend
Even worse doing scumbag shit behind her back for money
minor ore
Caato stand I can’t wait to see more of it
shiiit im hyped
Her whole reveal
I was so shocked
Like she is so pretty
I though she was like 20 or smth
Then the 52yo thing came
IKR
I actually though she’s jolyne
analog ether
Dude
Funny Valentine is 48
ebon rampart
HD reveal be reminding me of shadow diavolo
ebon rampart
cuz everyone thinks that the HD isn’t it’s actual identity
minor ore
But he has ticket to ride
Like the exact ability
It’s the ability of the holy corpse
cheap trick over heaven
It’s like cheap trick trigger and ticket to ride ability
Remember Lucy had to cut people with her tears
And things came clashing into them
thorn pier
It's not the exact ability.
minor ore
They got the worst luck
ebon rampart
Maybe he’s like the au universe version of kars but instead of seeking for the red aja to become ultimate kars he’s searching for the new rokaka
thorn pier
That's just not true.
ebon rampart
HD could just be revealed as the maker of stone humans?
minor ore
AU kars is magenta magenta
ebon rampart
lol
analog ether
There's not really a true "AU" version of every character
ebon rampart
well i mean only the ‘death’ is the au of kars
minor ore
The locacaca seems related to Jesus tbh
analog ether
There's like 4 Josuke's in part 8
ebon rampart
Nojo
minor ore
Part 8 is part 4 set a generation forward
except one is fully dressed and one is barely dressed
ebon rampart
I wish they did more with kira’s sister’s character
analog ether
Well yeah but one was a GOD and the other was a nasally little shit
ebon rampart
she’s kinda irrelevant in the story now
minor ore
That’s gonna come up
No she’s actually relevant I know it
Her being erased from the photo
ebon rampart
completely forgot about that lol
minor ore
magenta is a god wym
analog ether
I think she's just gonna show up again, normally, out of the blue.
Mitsuba and Ojiro got brought back with almost no fanfare, I don't think it'd be much different for Kyo
minor ore
It’s making me suspicious there’s some perception trickery with a stand being able to erase people from existence
wasn't there a panel of her dead?
Yea in ozone baby
She was passed out
Oh my bad
ebon rampart
In the end i don’t think josuke will unfuse
minor ore
Wait no-
analog ether
He better not
minor ore
No that won’t make sense
lemme look it up
The whole part is about finding himself
Him fusing will counter all of that
He just accepted himself
ebon rampart
yeah
thorn pier
Endings do not have to be happy.
minor ore
I don’t see a fusion happening it’s just not practical or possible
He will get his memory wiped
Same if someone like jobin fuses
You would also have to be buried into the fusing ground
ebon rampart
i was talking about defusion but ok
minor ore
Cause that’s what caused most of Kira and josefumis fusion
Defusion won’t be possible
Kira is dead
Josuke is not 2 people in one there’s the biproduct
They both exchanged equality but sadly only one survived
Also an autopsy was performed on kiras corpse so I don’t see him coming back
jojolion is confusion
ebon rampart
ok lol
minor ore
Imagine it like 2 apples one green and one red and they are both halved
Now swap one of the slices with the other
analog ether
well if his corpse is still there, i guess it's not 100% out of the question for him to be revived. But he wouldn't really be the same person, so I don't know how that would work
minor ore
How that would happen I don’t know tbh
The rokakaka is dodgy so Idek
Johnny is a saint
he died there
created that spot
bazinga
ebon rampart
new rokaka could probably revive maybe
minor ore
Isn’t Johnny burried in that temple
analog ether
or maybe
it's just cus johnny put the corpse there
so stands just started appearing
minor ore
no
ebon rampart
he buried at the spot he died
minor ore
when he touched that leaf it gained a stand
so he is a saint
Yea but remember he shot himself before death and he gave a stand to the tree
Johnny was able to grand a stand
the corpse was taken away
That’s a holy corpse thing
He also should be spinning to this day
He is the holy corpse
analog ether
No
Johnny left the corpse at the base of the Wall Eyes. So it became a Devils Palm type area
analog ether
The corpse was taken away, but the corpse was there for enough time
ebon rampart
i thought the corpse was taken back
minor ore
Holy corpse had nothing to do with it
analog ether
?????
minor ore
Yea that’s an ability that The holy corpse has too
Those 2 are the only occasions of a stand being granted
Like the holy corpse and devil palms are like the arrows
analog ether
Then why do stand users start appearing in Morioh?
analog ether
Why do people gain stands from THAT area, where the corpse was buried, before the Wall Eyes even sprouted?
minor ore
wym lmao
Cause johnnys corpse is in the temple
its like the devil's palm
The one in the middle in of the wall eyes
analog ether
Right, exactly, it's like the Devils Palm
minor ore
a vast area was effected by johnny's corpse
analog ether
This is some dumb xforts theory shit
minor ore
aight whateva
How is it stupid when the higashikatas go to that temple which I’m sure is johnnys grave to transfer the disease
And that temple is in the middle of the wall eyes
analog ether
Because that's part of the Wall Eyes
minor ore
What else is in that temple
No it was used before that
It was used to cure jobin
Jobin was cured way before the wall eyes
The rest of the higashikatas before that too
the wall eyes appeared because of that earth quake that happened
analog ether
Dude, that's just the power of the Wall Eyes
minor ore
omfg
analog ether
That area has ALWAYS had that power, even before they sprouted
Even before the protrusions, that area has always had the same power
minor ore
what confirms that?
analog ether
Ojiro?
minor ore
where
minor ore
Yea johnnys corpse is the reason for all of this
analog ether
oml
minor ore
?
analog ether
Ok
Let's see some proof
minor ore
THE LEAFS
It has been there way before the wall eyes were awakened
It caused the area to turn into a devil palm
OML
analog ether
This is the only thing explaining how the leaves came to be
minor ore
NO LMAO
Look at the panel with johnny touching the leafs
the stand literally spawned there
Lmfao Johnny died
Because he awakened the leaves
yea
The tree stand was the reason he was smashed
Exactly
analog ether
Yes I know
minor ore
SO??
Yea and that doesn’t make sense
You are contradicting yourself
bro what even are you trying to say
analog ether
What are you talking about?
There's like 1 panel, of Johnny's hand laying on top of a leaf, and that's proof that he granted the leaves a Stand, that's what you're saying?
analog ether
he didn't but ok
He touched it
WIth his hand
Anyway
You're saying this was him giving it a Stand?
minor ore
yes
Yea
your point?
Actually where did this stone come from
It literally came out of nowhere
Did the leaf stand push it
look at the panel where he falls off his horse
there's a rock
near by
So he touched the leaf and that caused the rock to be pushed forward
minor ore
Yea that actually makes sense
analog ether
That Rock doesn't appear until that panel
analog ether
This is the previous panel
analog ether
Dude i have the fucking manga open rn lmao
analog ether
It doesn't appear until that panel
minor ore
It was pushed by the leaf stand
What are u talking about
I’m confused
just explain your point
It’s clearly Johnny triggering the stand and the rock from previous panel smashing his head
Even the swooshing motion of the rock is like what we see in the shakedown road ark
analog ether
Why is it more likely that it was Johnny that did it and not the corpse of Jesus Christ that's lying 5 meters away from him?
And don't say "Cus the leaves are on Johnny!!?!" Motherfucker, there are leaves all over the street
white beacon
The leaves were granted the stand because of the corpse, then johnny touched the leaves and activated the ability
analog ether
Thank you
minor ore
BRUH
lemme get this
so the corpse who didnt even touch that shit anywhere
granted the stand?
white beacon
Yes
ebon rampart
Johnny transferred it from the corpse
minor ore
while johnny who literally touched it and was shown to give it the stand
didnt do shit
okay
what?
ebon rampart
corpse transferred it’s power to johnny and then johnny gave it to the leaf
analog ether
The corpse doesn't even need to directly touch shit to grant stands, like what????
Every single person who has a Stand in part 8 has never seen the corpse in their life
white beacon
The corpse parts can lie on the ground somewhere and just create an entire devil's palm, the corpse's proximity itself just grants stands randomly
minor ore
Actually Johnny could have transferred the holy corpses power to himself by shooting thru it into himself
Like scatt said
that doesnt make sense cuz jesus was on johnny's side lmfao
white beacon
That's just the natural power of the corpse though, to redirect "misfortune"
minor ore
Didn’t he shoot the corpse and his son and then himself to transfer the disease
analog ether
He didn't shoot the corpse
minor ore
and the son was lying on top of the corpse
analog ether
He just held it
ebon rampart
he didn’t shoot the corpse what
white beacon
Yeah, he transferred what his son had to himself
deep jasper
he wasn't transferring power
kind owlBOT
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deep jasper
he was just taking advantage of Love train
ebon rampart
Love train??
ebon rampart
wait whatt?!!?
minor ore
How is love train in any of this
ebon rampart
Im so confused holy shit
deep jasper
i'm pretty sure Jesus' stand is Love train
analog ether
The Chad Xforts Theory VS The Virgin Part 7 Canon
minor ore
You mean ticket to ride
tame tide
what the fuck
white beacon
I mean, kinda love train, the concepy of redirecting the damage is there
ebon rampart
Jesus doesn’t have a stand lol
minor ore
That is the holy corpses power love train
white beacon
TICKET TO RIDE IS ENTIRELY DIFFERENT
deep jasper
since it's called D4C: Love train
analog ether
reading is hard guys
minor ore
Love train is a substand
minor ore
Ticket to ride is the corpses ability? Like Lucy was the host for the corpse and gained the ability and after that she lost it
WHAT IS GOING ON
ebon rampart
minor ore
Ticket to ride is lucy's stand tf
ebon rampart
lol jojolion text channel be wildin
white beacon
Because of the corpse's "miracle" to "redirect misfortune(as seen with Ticket To Ride and Love Train)" Johnny shot his son and what his son had was redirected unto him(Johnny), the shot and the disease. Along with this, the corpse's unique ability to grant stands activated and granted the trees/leaves a stand. Johnny's dying body touches the leaves and activates that stand's ability, shifting the rock to his head and killinh him.
ebon rampart
minor ore
Love train is not the holy corpses ability... like Lucy was the host for the holy corpse and was using ticket to ride and valentine gained love train by having her around
Actually Jan that seems legit
You put it down together so I got it
i still believe johnny is a saint
but whateva
we moving on or nah?
analog ether
Look, look look look look look...
I don't care what's it's called, or what happened to Johnny. Point is, Johnny brought the corpse to Japan, buried it at the Twin Pines. Twin Pines are at the centre of the Land that would later become the Wall Eyes. That are becomes a place where Equivalent Exchange can happen, and also gives some people who go there a Stand. Twin Pines would later become a shrine, where the Higashikatas typically entered with another family member to exchange the rock disease. When the 2011 Earthquake's hit, the entire Area that was effected by the corpse became the Wall Eyes. That is the canon. Believe whatever fucking Xforts theory you wanna believe, but everything here is actual Canon.
ebon rampart
bruhh.
minor ore
Oh that’s why also the wall eyes happened
ebon rampart
i just want to talk about joshu
minor ore
he didn't bury it ksks
analog ether
????????
minor ore
SO they aint moving on??
He hid it in the trunk
let's talk about joshu then
Joshu sjsksklaak
ebon rampart
i think we need more wholesome moments involving joshu
analog ether
minor ore
guys joshu is a king
analog ether
There
minor ore
The events that happened when Jesus died remind me of the wall eyes awakening
Joshu is a god stfu
willow pendant
Wrong
minor ore
CORRECT
upper knoll
Can we ban James for hate speech
willow pendant
Joshu should die
minor ore
he saved yasuhoe
minor ore
let him die at least he saved yasuhoe
willow pendant
HE SAVED WHO
minor ore
YES GAPPY DEATH
ebon rampart
Then joshu will be the true jojo
analog ether
Holy fucking shit dude
minor ore
YASUHO
Joshu also did absolutely nothing wrong because some random dude took his place in his family, stole money from him, is more loved and respected by his dad and gained the respect of jobin
minor ore
he didnt
willow pendant
Almost
minor ore
but he didnt
ebon rampart
it was a misunderstanding
analog ether
omg dude i can't take it
ebon rampart
he thought yasuho wanted to have sex with him
willow pendant
Be he didn’t have 4 balls
minor ore
It was because of the illusion of paper moon king which caused him to think that yasuho was calling him with a baby name
analog ether
people can't read jojolion properly, it's confirmed
willow pendant
That is incorrect
willow pendant
Yashuo said like oh its you jouske
minor ore
at first
tame tide
he thought she was saying Joshu ski
kind owlBOT
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