jojolion

[vague narwhal]

[kind owl]

@vague narwhal, Your Stand Power is now level 9 !

[grizzled pilot]

there's no way there's 120 new messages

[west zealot]

[vague narwhal]

Ova Jonathan

OVA Jolyne

[void viper]

terrifying

[vague narwhal]

[void viper]

spine-chilling
mortifying
petrifying

[grizzled pilot]

bad subs jorin

[tidal ocean]

jolin jostar

[vague narwhal]

What's the best Jolune hair colour? Pink? Red? Blue? Green or yellow?

[void viper]

green

[tidal ocean]

green

[void viper]

yellow being a close second

[vague narwhal]

*Jolyne

[void viper]

joulyne

daughter of joutaro

[grizzled pilot]

that one art where she has the same hair colour as giorno.... perfect

[void viper]

one "art"

[grizzled pilot]

what fuckin ever

[void viper]

oh wait are you not refering to that incident in #stone-ocean the other day?

[grizzled pilot]

found it

[tidal ocean]

disgusting

burn it with fire

[void viper]

cause jolyne had yellow hair in that as well

[grizzled pilot]

die its great

[void viper]

and yeah that makes my eyes hurt

[tidal ocean]

uh ok then time to die bye @grizzled pilot

[minor ore]

It's kinda yellowish green

[void viper]

like legit I can't look at it for too long

[minor ore]

Wdym it's literally the same color as manga

[grizzled pilot]

this is the effect jolyne is supposed to invoke

[void viper]

not the same

like, at all

[minor ore]

It is

[void viper]

it might be something to do with the background then but either way it hurts

[minor ore]

It has to do with most colors being muted there

It consists of very unsaturated purples

And then eye blazing yellow

[void viper]

cursed

[vague narwhal]

Pink hair is gourgous

[void viper]

curased as fuakc

[minor ore]

Horrible

[tidal ocean]

WTF

BURN IT LOL WHAT IS THAT

ima head out time to za hando myself boys it's been a fun time arrivederci

[vague narwhal]

[void viper]

grrrr part 3 emotes..,,,

grrrrrrrrr

[west zealot]

[void viper]

grrrrrrrrrr

[minor ore]

[tidal ocean]

||fuck part 3||

||grr||

[west zealot]

[void viper]

||fuck part 3||
||grr||
||but unironically||

[tidal ocean]

||this tbh||

[sly turret]

|| part 3 is pretty ok ||

|| grrr||

[west zealot]

||Part 3 is very fun imo||

[minor ore]

I don't like

[tidal ocean]

||fuck your opinion
-internet||

[sly turret]

|| I agree with the cheeto ||

[void viper]

I like ||'fish sausages'||

[grizzled pilot]

imagine thinking SDC is bad this post was made by the good taste gang

[tidal ocean]

i like large fries|| but not fried chicken||

[void viper]

I like large fries ||and 'fish sausages'||

[minor ore]

I like ||||

[void viper]

grrr stealing my pfp are we?!??!?! ggrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[tidal ocean]

I like || ||

[void viper]

fine FINE! I guess it's time for him to make a return,,, I hear the fans!! I know what you all want!!

[minor ore]

Invasion of the frosuke's

[west zealot]

Fuck || tbh||

[tidal ocean]

no u

-me

[minor ore]

NO NOT THAT ONE

PLEASE WEW NO

[void viper]

good evening....

[tidal ocean]

what is that pfp

[minor ore]

FUCK

[tidal ocean]

bruh

[minor ore]

[void viper]

I will use the Ugandan knuckles one another day swe

[tidal ocean]

I am going to

beat you to death

-Joshu

[void viper]

joshulion

joshulion

[minor ore]

JoshUwU

oh no

[tidal ocean]

[minor ore]

joshOwO

Norisuke 3

[tidal ocean]

josho

[west zealot]

: Joshu isn't stupid he's a great character wtf

Also : Uses explicitly on things they think are stupid and disagree with

[void viper]

it's the reaction not the charicter

you ding dong

[west zealot]

It's just the irony

[minor ore]

Also it's not used on everything stupid

[west zealot]

you ding dong

[minor ore]

It's just used on *everything *

[void viper]

yeah I can see some of swe's posts without it on

so it's not on everything stupid :)))

:)))))))))))))))))))

[minor ore]

:(((((((((((

[void viper]

[west zealot]

lmao look at all you trying to make a defense for it now smh

[void viper]

yeah sorry for debating your point

[minor ore]

just has lots of uses, that's all

[void viper]

I'll just cower in fear next time

[west zealot]

alright man whatever you want to do I guess

[void viper]

😰

[minor ore]

Yeah whatever dragon ball pfp

[west zealot]

actually shitty drawing I did a while ago lol

[minor ore]

imagine thinking dragonball > joshu

[west zealot]

Maybe I didn't create a discord explicitly for this server lmao imagine that

[minor ore]

What makes you think I did?

[west zealot]

yeah whatever frosuke pfp

[minor ore]

I had a snoop dogg pfp just 2 seconds ago...,.,.,.,.,,,,

[void viper]

argument isn't valid I'm afraid,,,,......

[west zealot]

Well I mean I never even said I thought Dragonball is better tan anything so I was really just responding other person

[kind owl]

@west zealot, Your Stand Power is now level 6 !

[void viper]

yeah I know, I'm just shitposting

[minor ore]

Imagine liking dragon ball

imagine liking anything

[west zealot]

Imagine having an opinion

[minor ore]

imagine existing

[void viper]

imagine there's no heaven.....
it's easy if you try....
no hellll below ussss
above usss only skyyyyyy

[minor ore]

3D pigeon

Joshu best

Lockandload30

[void viper]

spinning gif of a cockroach

[minor ore]

yes

Tfw 5 reactions for mentioning someone's name

[tidal ocean]

lockandload30

[minor ore]

Wew Lads Tbh

[tidal ocean]

bruh

[minor ore]

again

[west zealot]

Naw you got 4 reactions from my 1 reaction

U know it to be true

[minor ore]

??????????

Thanks for the gold

[west zealot]

Can we react to a comment with every emote

[minor ore]

kind stranger

[void viper]

nah there's a limit of 20

[west zealot]

aw fuck

[tidal ocean]

||8⃣ 9⃣ ||

[void viper]

I don't get it?

[minor ore]

89

[tidal ocean]

haha 89 pls laugh

[minor ore]

98

8G9

[void viper]

3 laughing emotes from the same manga panel

[tidal ocean]

||I'm head doctor||
sorry for spoiling

[void viper]

nauseating

[tidal ocean]

3 giorno sip emotes literally no yasuho

[minor ore]

F

[tidal ocean]

better

[void viper]

one gyro emote

[tidal ocean]

who

[void viper]

sorry

[minor ore]

yo let's remove giorno from the series

[void viper]

big balls mcGee

[tidal ocean]

oh y

you mean him

[void viper]

yeah him

[tidal ocean]

rip only 1 emote

[void viper]

let's remove anime onlys from the series

[void viper]

thank you swe very cool

[tidal ocean]

lets count all jojolion emotes

[void viper]

that mitosis really be wild

[tidal ocean]

I bet it's less than 15.

[west zealot]

I found a new emporio emote guys ⚾

[minor ore]

I found a new emporio emote guys 🚔

[void viper]

I dont' get it

[tidal ocean]

there is like

8 or 10

[minor ore]

do'nt*

[void viper]

divint

[minor ore]

Foment

That's a real word btw

[tidal ocean]

we really have less than 15 JJL emotes and 3 giorno sips, yes.

[void viper]

so is heretofore

[west zealot]

[void viper]

it's disgusting

[west zealot]

so useful

[void viper]

AND NO JOSHU SIPS?!??!

REVOLTING

[minor ore]

BRUH

[tidal ocean]

still no joshu sip

bruh

There is literally like 10 JJL emotes

[west zealot]

rip Joshu 89-89

[void viper]

literally 10 people have caught up to JJL on this server so I'm not surprised

[minor ore]

me when no joshu sip emote

[tidal ocean]

[west zealot]

Wow I'm one of 10 people caught up to JJL do I get to meet araki now

[void viper]

you're talking to him...

[west zealot]

Hi dad

[tidal ocean]

did i miss any JJL emotes or are there REALLY only 8 JJL emotes with 3 giorno sips in this server

[void viper]

j○suke the fucking dog has more emotes than yashuo

[minor ore]

bruhhh

[tidal ocean]

did i miss any?

I mean you can't tell me that JJL literally has 8 emotes lol what a coincidence

[void viper]

[tidal ocean]

[void viper]

also why the fuck is a thing?

did I miss a joke somewhere?

[minor ore]

[tidal ocean]

alright boys then it's confirmed... part 8 has 8 emotes

like it's almost the longest part

[void viper]

lets get another 81 for an epic funny

[minor ore]

Fre

[tidal ocean]

oh yes

I forgot about

9 then

[void viper]

.

[minor ore]

Real question who tf blew the whistle on this channel?

[void viper]

🤐

[minor ore]

Mod walks in on a conversation about intercourse? Seems too perfect

The republic has a spy among its ranks

[void viper]

.......................................................................... it's probably joes mamaus

[grizzled pilot]

its me

[tidal ocean]

@grizzled pilot

[minor ore]

Something something faux-latin

[grizzled pilot]

me

[tidal ocean]

you

[minor ore]

Well, good to know then

[void viper]

/o~u/

[minor ore]

Have a great day :))))))))

And make sure to hand in your jojolion passport on the way out :)))))

[grizzled pilot]

i own jjl

my channel my rules

[tidal ocean]

Yes

||since you are the only "mod" who read JJL lol||

[void viper]

saucy has started it apparently

[tidal ocean]

Carco "doesn't want to ruin experience for possibly the last part"

[void viper]

just read it ya ding dong

[minor ore]

it's good

[grizzled pilot]

everyone hold long off-topic discussions so mods gotta read jojolion to moderate the channel

[void viper]

me and swe literally do that constantly

[grizzled pilot]

im kidding. don't do that

[minor ore]

[grizzled pilot]

i will stop you from doing that

[minor ore]

Oh no

[void viper]

that's the thing you seee

it starts out with jojolion discussion

[minor ore]

The republic truly is dead

90% of this channel is long off topic discussions though

[void viper]

and seeemlessly transitions into it

[grizzled pilot]

yeah. watch out

[void viper]

oooooooo big man!!!

[grizzled pilot]

i will from this moment forward allow no more than 15 minutes of off-topic discussion

[void viper]

that's more than enough time; we can just swing it back round to jojolion every now and then

[grizzled pilot]

it must relate to jojolion at least once within 15 minutes or i shut that shit down

[minor ore]

bruh

[west zealot]

And the 90% that is off topic conversation, is composed of about 35% shitposting

[grizzled pilot]

a little shitposting is fine

[void viper]

31.5% of my posts are shitposts? damn I need to up my game...

[grizzled pilot]

straight up no context jojokes get moved

[void viper]

obviously

image based shitposting is lazy as fuck anyway

[minor ore]

we aren't that degenerate

The death of the republic.
Semper fi :((((((

[void viper]

I prefer the more.,.,,.,.,.,..,.,,.,.,.,. fione art,,., of text based shitposting,l............

[minor ore]

zab

We've had some great laughs guys, lockandload30 bless you all

[west zealot]

Lmao I was excited to catch up to jjl and talk about it but then everyone here just talks about other shit so this 15 minute rule pleases me

[minor ore]

I mean, you could still talk about JJL

[west zealot]

Oh I've tried

Trust me on that

[minor ore]

???

Never saw it

[grizzled pilot]

ya see that's the thing we gotta actually have JJL discussion if we're gonna have long-ass conversations about random crap too

[minor ore]

All i've seen is joshu insults

[void viper]

fact checking

[minor ore]

Based wew

[void viper]

fact checked, he has talked about jojolion

[minor ore]

Huh

[void viper]

swe you're a bitch!!!

[west zealot]

Thanks

Swe y u hatin

[minor ore]

if this channel gets shut down let's just make a server about jojolion

Because you said you tried having jojolion conversations but they get shut down by all the offtopic shitposting

[west zealot]

No I didn't say that it was the off topic shit posting

Don't be twisting things

Those were two separate points

[tidal ocean]

[west zealot]

!!!

[minor ore]

You said the 15 minute rule pleased you because you wanna have JJL discussions, despite the fact that people here are willing and have engaged in such discussions with you prior

[west zealot]

Sometimes

[grizzled pilot]

it has been crazy lately and i think putting this channel back on track is kinda needed

[minor ore]

Yeah i guess so

[supple totem]

Whats happening?

[minor ore]

It was nice while it lasted

F

[void viper]

the republic is falling, caeser has arrived with his 15 legions

[tidal ocean]

||when salt isn't online... we can talk off topic for 20 hours||

[void viper]

rome is compromised, me and the pompeians have fled to greece

[minor ore]

#jojolion is being reformed

[void viper]

we're trying to build up a counterattack but it's going slow, hopefully the revolts in the iberian peninsula will keep him occupied until w'ere ready

[grizzled pilot]

i mean i guess you could. no one else here is gonna stop you

[supple totem]

Shiiiiiit

[grizzled pilot]

mike maybe. but i have too much pride to ask him

he's my rival, see

[tidal ocean]

remember how yasuho disappeared for half of JJL

[minor ore]

Guess that mean you think jousuke is a stupid name?

[grizzled pilot]

yes but that's just because i have a brain

[void viper]

I agree with swe now, it is stupid

[minor ore]

Hell yeah

Gappy life

[void viper]

j○suke is the way forward

[minor ore]

correct

[west zealot]

I like to use Josuk8

[grizzled pilot]

yasuho good

[minor ore]

^

Uhh

[void viper]

yasuhoe

[minor ore]

I used to call her yashuo

yasuo

I still think it's a better name

[void viper]

koichi mk 2

[lyric gale]

ok so how do you say yasuho though

[minor ore]

Yah soo OH

[lyric gale]

i have heard people say it like yasuo

[grizzled pilot]

yah soo oh

something like that

[tidal ocean]

yasuo lmfao

[minor ore]

Yes oo oh

Heh

[west zealot]

Yassssssuho

[tidal ocean]

yah soo oh yes.

[grizzled pilot]

not sure how to put the last syllable into text

[minor ore]

Ya Shoo Oh

[grizzled pilot]

it's not quite "oh"

[minor ore]

yes

Ya Su Woah

[tidal ocean]

YASUHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-Joshu

[void viper]

google "international phonetic alphabet" and pick the right vowel from there :L)()(((((((((((((

[west zealot]

Would Yasuho unironically say "yassssss"?

[tidal ocean]

say it like that

[void viper]

not in 2011

[grizzled pilot]

no

[west zealot]

True

I forgot they're in 2011

[grizzled pilot]

she'd say yolo tho

[minor ore]

She would unironically say "lol so random troll face!!!!!"

[lyric gale]

dear god

[minor ore]

joshu uses 4chan

[west zealot]

Of course

[minor ore]

He probably uses 8chan tbh

[lyric gale]

yes

4chan is for gappy

[void viper]

yeah he seems, "special" enough for that

[lyric gale]

one for each

[minor ore]

he despises reddit from the bottom of his heart

[tidal ocean]

||Does tsurugi play minecraft||

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 8 !

[grizzled pilot]

gappy and joshu, in that order

[minor ore]

tsurugi 100% plays minecraft

[void viper]

actually tbh, they'd both use 2chan

because they're japanese

[minor ore]

was fnaf a thing in 2011

[grizzled pilot]

no

[minor ore]

No

kira uses 0chan

[west zealot]

Joshu reads IGN reviews

[minor ore]

It was a thing in like 2014

[grizzled pilot]

joshu hangs out on gamefaqs

[minor ore]

Hell yeah

[west zealot]

Joshu is that guy who says his dad works at nintendo

[minor ore]

joshu plays competitive yugioh

His dad might aswell be though

[grizzled pilot]

norisuke also works at nintendo

[minor ore]

Btw

Norisuke named joshu after his dad

Josho

[tidal ocean]

yes

norisuke 3

[minor ore]

It's so wholesome but kinda sad

[tidal ocean]

F

[minor ore]

imagine calling josho norisuke iii

[grizzled pilot]

norisuke was named norisuke after his dad

[tidal ocean]

bruh

[grizzled pilot]

who was named norisuke after his dad actually

[minor ore]

Norisuke is my favorite norisuke

[tidal ocean]

this tbh

[grizzled pilot]

fuck you

[tidal ocean]

harsh

[grizzled pilot]

but needed

[tidal ocean]

fair enough

[grizzled pilot]

this tbh

[minor ore]

Btw

[void viper]

that tbf

[minor ore]

The cops are getting pretty involved lately

You think they might catch jobin?

head cop main villain

[void viper]

oooo

I like that thought swe

[minor ore]

What if the rokakaka secret gets out?

[void viper]

kinda gnarly...

[grizzled pilot]

shinobu be like ro kakaka

[minor ore]

Jojolion ends with the world in utter anarchy

jojolion ends with josuke growing an afro

[minor ore]

Queue post apocalyptic society

[grizzled pilot]

Cue

[minor ore]

Joshu post apocalyptic version

Joshu beard

joshu with a hitler stache

[grizzled pilot]

joshu doesn't wear deodorant

[west zealot]

What if the rokakaka are supposed to be the "apple" from the Adam and Eve story since pt 7 was about jesus n stuff

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

[minor ore]

joshu uses jobin's deodorant

[grizzled pilot]

he just eats it

[minor ore]

Joshu seems like that guy that uses way too much cheap deodorant

[west zealot]

And axe bodyspray

[grizzled pilot]

and then he burns it

[tidal ocean]

Joshu burns the higashikata family house boom story ends fuck jobin lol

[grizzled pilot]

nice

[minor ore]

weed

[grizzled pilot]

buddy

[minor ore]

Joshu eats the fruit and combines with himself

[grizzled pilot]

joshu^2

[west zealot]

Joshu eats himself and combines with the fruit

[tidal ocean]

Joshu makes Equivalent Exchange with Weed and turns himself into za weed

[kind owl]

@tidal ocean, Your Stand Power is now level 18 !

[tidal ocean]

[minor ore]

and then he gets the Higashikata family high

[tidal ocean]

then universe gets reset

[minor ore]

And then burns it

[west zealot]

I wonder how equivalent exchange weed is

[minor ore]

Twice as effective

[grizzled pilot]

could. could you smoke the rokakaka plant

[tidal ocean]

yes

[minor ore]

if mamezuku dies then joshu won't have anyone to buy weed from

It would probably taste like dirt

Damn imagine what it tastes like

[tidal ocean]

We need to call rokakaka something different

it's too long

[grizzled pilot]

no we don't

[minor ore]

What if it tasted like an onion

[grizzled pilot]

would bring me to tears

[tidal ocean]

I'll call rokakaka onion then, thanks

[west zealot]

Call it RKO

[minor ore]

what if it doesn't have a taste

I've seen a name for the new branch that i liked: Neoroka

[grizzled pilot]

it tastes like an unripe pear

[hoary sun]

i imagine it being sweet and very juicy.

[minor ore]

It looks sour

And hard

[grizzled pilot]

i imagine it being tough and not very tasty

[minor ore]

That's actually what i imagine it to be

[grizzled pilot]

but yknow, magic fruit and all

[minor ore]

Just a disgusting garlic taste

[grizzled pilot]

you gotta properly prepare it for it to be any good

Rokakaka + Pearl Jam

[heavy grove]

Id imagine it like a mix between an apple and an Orange

[grizzled pilot]

hmm

[west zealot]

Idk if it tasted bad I feel like someone would've been shown reacting to it badly when eating

[grizzled pilot]

Fruit.....

[minor ore]

New vegan rokakaka recipes

[heavy grove]

Grind the rokakaka into a thin dust and just inhale it

[minor ore]

I mean, the guys who taste it are usually in very shitty spots so i imagine they don't wanna react

[heavy grove]

No eating here

[west zealot]

Snort some rokakak powder

[minor ore]

Rokakaka juice

[grizzled pilot]

i don't really imagine it tasting bad just having a weird texture and being kinda bland

[heavy grove]

POV Youre at the beach and you have a cold drink of rokakaka, a few seconds later your eyes turn to dust as you enjoy the nice hot summer air

[tidal ocean]

lmfao

epic

[minor ore]

nice

[west zealot]

Don't they say that rokakaka can also kill you

Sometimes

[heavy grove]

I dont think it can

[west zealot]

I thought it was Wu Tomoki who said something about it touching the brain being fatal

[heavy grove]

But maybe?
I can imagine a scenario where skmeone eats one and part of their brain gets dusted or simething

[void viper]

that's like the whole point of the hospital is to find a way to stop it from killing you

[kind owl]

@void viper, Your Stand Power is now level 16 !

[tidal ocean]

yes

[void viper]

no (yes)

[minor ore]

No wait

They weren't doing rokakaka research there i think

It was just a farm

[west zealot]

Right, but iirc DoCToR Wu Tomoki used his stand to guide the rokakaka through people's bloodstream so that it wouldn't kill them

[minor ore]

Yeah

wu was a pretty good guy

[west zealot]

I mean I think from moral standpoint Wu is not a pretty good guy

[minor ore]

yeah but he helps people

[west zealot]

But he is a cool character with a cool stand

He helps rich ass people with that price lol

[tidal ocean]

||He died fast tho||

[minor ore]

They gotta make a living bro

Imagine you had the cure to all ills

he died in a really brutal way

[tidal ocean]

I kinda like that literally everyone fucking dies lmfao

in parts 7 8

[west zealot]

No, rock people literally don't have to make a living

[tidal ocean]

how do those things

you know

do that

[minor ore]

They do if they wanna integrate into society

Most of them wish to live normal lives

[void viper]

i'll integrate into your society in a minuite

[tidal ocean]

95 percent of rock humans are stand users
This is the story of Izuku Midoriya who is a rock human and doesn't have a stand

[void viper]

but he does have SPIN

[minor ore]

No MHA

[void viper]

YEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWW

[tidal ocean]

mha bad

[void viper]

mha bad

[tidal ocean]

burn it with fire

[minor ore]

The only boku no that i'll accept here is boku no pico

[west zealot]

Is MHA bad because I've stayed away from it lol... honestly curious

[minor ore]

I hear it's pretty good

[stark fossil]

It's good but it's not JoJo, is what I gather

[minor ore]

Never watched much anime myself though

[tidal ocean]

FLOOR.

[west zealot]

Well nothing can be replicate jojo imo

[void viper]

I haven't watched any other anime other than jojo's I said with a posed look

[minor ore]

^

Unironically

[stark fossil]

I think it's supposed to be more shoneny than JoJo. Tournament arcs all the time and stuff

[minor ore]

I only watched 3 animes to completion in the last 8 years

[tidal ocean]

remember the guy today who didn't read SBR and said it may be the best anime ever?

epic

[void viper]

disgusting, maybe

[minor ore]

yed

[west zealot]

I read the manga before I watch the anime if possible so I assume you guys haven't read MHA either?

[void viper]

nope

I don't read manga sorry

[grizzled pilot]

i have

[tidal ocean]

Final words before disaster

[grizzled pilot]

this tbh

[west zealot]

How much hate do I receive if I say star platinum is my favorite stand

[kind owl]

@west zealot, Your Stand Power is now level 7 !

[minor ore]

I don't get it

[grizzled pilot]

zero

[kind owl]

@grizzled pilot, Your Stand Power is now level 14 !

[grizzled pilot]

this is proof

[minor ore]

star platinum is ok

[void viper]

100

[tidal ocean]

imagine not getting hated for your opinions in internet

[void viper]

star platinum bad

[minor ore]

anime bad manga good

[west zealot]

@tidal ocean shit

[minor ore]

Star platinum is one of the best early stands in terms of design

[tidal ocean]

yes

it punches

boom that's all

[west zealot]

Yeah I love the design more than anything tbh

[minor ore]

I don't think it holds a candle to newer designs though

[grizzled pilot]

star platinum is cool and strong and beats up bad guys and if you hate him you're an idiot

[tidal ocean]

yes

(no)

[minor ore]

awaking III leaves

[stark fossil]

Star Platinum > GER because it can lose. Not that I like Star Platinum either

[void viper]

guess I'm an idiot then (aktually m'lday my IQ is 543 🤠 )

[stark fossil]

Oo tell me more

[west zealot]

Although MiH made me lose faith in star platinum slightly... which isn't necessarily SPs fault I guess

[void viper]

that was a fault of jotaro

[minor ore]

he should've just let jolyne die smh

[west zealot]

But could star platinum have done anything to MiH lol

[tidal ocean]

Blue Hawaii>Star Platinum lol

[grizzled pilot]

i still think zenkichi could beat GER

[void viper]

HOW

[stark fossil]

@tidal oceanok slow down a minute there

Gonna need a while to think about that one

[tidal ocean]

no need to think

Blue Hawaii is objectively better than Star Platinum.

[void viper]

Dark blue hawaii moon

[tidal ocean]

[minor ore]

tennile

[sly turret]

RING RING DID SOMEONE SAY DARK BLUE MOON

[tidal ocean]

no

nobody did

[minor ore]

dark blue HAWAII moon

[grizzled pilot]

oh was that HOW for me

[stark fossil]

literally no one: dark blue moon

[sly turret]

ONLY THE STAND OF THE OBJECTIVELY BEST JOJO CHARACTER

[minor ore]

HELL YEAH

[tidal ocean]

who

i forgot

meh probably someone unimportant anyway whatever

[grizzled pilot]

DBM is sexy thats about it

[fallen trellis]

Captain Tennile

[kind owl]

@fallen trellis, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[fallen trellis]

or however you spell it

[void viper]

sickening

[minor ore]

Will zeppeli nose lookin

dark blue overdrive

[tidal ocean]

sunlight dark blue overdrive

[minor ore]

No actually

Literally no one: ebony devil

tower of gray

[tidal ocean]

ebony devil sucked dont @ me

[minor ore]

He was the first fight so sorta memorable

you're right tbh

[sly turret]

First fight was Kakyoin

[stark fossil]

Do we have to count part 3 season 1 stands as stands

[minor ore]

The first true fight

the first fight was technically avdol vs jotaro

[void viper]

the first fight was actually dio vs jonathon

you cringe nae nae babyies

[hoary sun]

dio vs danny

[minor ore]

johnathon*

The first fight in p3 was jotaro vs his will to live

[vague narwhal]

Lol

[minor ore]

It's actually Jonathan

Weird right?

the first fight was actually kars vs the other pillar men

[stark fossil]

The first fight was Araki Vs his editors trying to get this stuff published

[vague narwhal]

Yeah

[void viper]

joshu is right

[minor ore]

The first fight was Eve vs her curiosity

Unfortunately her curiosity got the best of her

[void viper]

it was actually eve vs the snake

[vague narwhal]

The first fight was Adam and the apple

[minor ore]

She didn't dropkick the snake

the eve vs snake arc was a bit boring imo

[void viper]

AKTUALLY THE WORD APPLE IN BIBLICAL TIMES DIDN'T MEAN THE SAME THIGN AS A MODERN APPLE, IT JUST REFERED TO A GENERAL FRUIT

[grizzled pilot]

eve is actually earlier in the timeline

[vague narwhal]

Yeah her stand Holy Diver was pretty weak compared to Snake

[stark fossil]

First nude in JoJo tho Pog

[grizzled pilot]

in antiquiated times it was usually a pomegranate

[void viper]

correct

according to later scripture, the first battle was actually between satan and god

no one actually died though because angels are immortal.....

nice going, lucifer!

[grizzled pilot]

first nude in jojo was dio

fresh reminder

[minor ore]

Lüçîfér

wasn't it Lisa Lisa

[grizzled pilot]

first nude in *good jojo, sorry

[west zealot]

So back to my theory I posted earlier about the rokakaka being related to the apple since pt 7 was about jesus

[minor ore]

fair enough

[void viper]

makes sense tbh

[grizzled pilot]

unless he was ever nude in phantom blood. i don't really remember

[void viper]

technically he was nude as just a head

[minor ore]

I mean it does seem like an intended parallel when you consider the part is named after evangelion

Religious symbolism is expected

[stark fossil]

Are you sure it's specifically named after eva

[grizzled pilot]

:v

[void viper]

it has the same root as eva

[west zealot]

Wait is that seriously why its called Jojolion

[minor ore]

Yes

[west zealot]

Holy shit

[grizzled pilot]

no its named after the real evangelion

[void viper]

is it in the pins? I can't be bothered to find the copy pasta explaning the word root of evangelion and jojolion

[west zealot]

Oh right

[minor ore]

Because josuke's birth is like a mircale iirc

I have been enlightened

[stark fossil]

I remember the quote being something like, there's also that anime called Evangelion

[minor ore]

it really makes sense

[grizzled pilot]

well that's what most people in japan would think of first

but araki did go to christian school

[void viper]

why are the japanese such weebs smh

[west zealot]

What if Shinji Ikari was a stand user

[void viper]

as if his fuckin pussy ass would survive the arrow

fuck outta here

[west zealot]

True

[void viper]

I'd recokn he'd have a defensive stand though

[west zealot]

It would be like Emporios stand where he just gets a room

Except no one else can enter and he's in complete isolation

[minor ore]

and he's trapped forever

[west zealot]

Maybe that too

[minor ore]

josho

[supple totem]

jushu

[kind owl]

@supple totem, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

[heavy grove]

jeshe

[minor ore]

jyshy

[heavy grove]

Jishi

[void viper]

janko

[winter escarp]

[heavy grove]

[minor ore]

[winter escarp]

don't tell me you've betrayed the all mighty with your new filthy emote

[minor ore]

Oh btw, no more shitposting here

[winter escarp]

mods got to JoJolion?

[minor ore]

15 minutes of offtopic shitposting tops

[heavy grove]

and are both the bruh moment emote

[void viper]

I'd rather die a free man than live a thousand days a slave!

[minor ore]

They did

[heavy grove]

No rascism

[winter escarp]

aww frick

[heavy grove]

Dont be emote-rascist

[winter escarp]

Can we still shitpost about Poor Tom being a LEGO Fan?

[void viper]

yes cause it's jjl related

[winter escarp]

[minor ore]

Wew aren't you supposed to be a mod or something?

[void viper]

no lol

[minor ore]

Community manager

Half mod

How did you get to have that role?

[void viper]

I applied for it

[grizzled pilot]

[void viper]

an no it's not mod at all, I can't edit shit

[winter escarp]

you can edit yourself

[grizzled pilot]

this tbh

[void viper]

I'll edit you in a minuite

annusui style

[winter escarp]

bruh

[tidal ocean]

||Would Hato sell her bath water||

[heavy grove]

Yes

She would absolutely do that

[minor ore]

Thot

[heavy grove]

She is a thot yes

[winter escarp]

||Would Daiya sell her bath water||

[tidal ocean]

bruh no

[heavy grove]

Shes 16 bro

[winter escarp]

bruh, it doesn't matter what the age of the person selling bath water is

[void viper]

It might not legally but it sure does morally

[minor ore]

Seriously haato is not that attractive in any way both for design and personality

[void viper]

^

[heavy grove]

Yeah

Shes so unlikeable

[minor ore]

Her stand is kinda cool but we only see it once

[void viper]

What were they THINKING

[minor ore]

SHIT BALLS

[heavy grove]

I cant think of a single moment of hers that i like

[minor ore]

With joshu in the bathroom

[heavy grove]

Oh yeah

[minor ore]

When he asks about the tapeworm

[heavy grove]

That was okay

[minor ore]

But that was more of a joshu moment tbh

[void viper]

Top ten out of context panels tbh

[heavy grove]

Only because joshu was there

[minor ore]

^

Top ten out of context panels should include norisuke's asshole speech

[tidal ocean]

yeah

[minor ore]

Or his dick speech

[tidal ocean]

also sex speech

yeah

[heavy grove]

And yotsuyu and his tape

[tidal ocean]

I think I've got that saved

[heavy grove]

With yasuho

[void viper]

God why is jojolion so good

[heavy grove]

^

Because joshu is there

[void viper]

Like I still prefer steel ball run from a story perspective but come on this part is funny

[minor ore]

I have no idea tho, seriously it's the ONLY part where i was completely invested instantly

[tidal ocean]

yeah

[heavy grove]

Yeah

[tidal ocean]

it took some time for me to... like SBR

[heavy grove]

It starts with the mystery almost immediately

[tidal ocean]

in JJL chapter 1 I was like "this seems good lol"

[heavy grove]

Yeah

[tidal ocean]

I've got a lot of out of context shit saved

like this

[heavy grove]

And there are a lot of moments that actually make me laugh unironically

Most other parts dont do that to me

[minor ore]

Yeah

[heavy grove]

The only other one i genuinely laughed at was in part 6

[kind owl]

@heavy grove, Your Stand Power is now level 14 !

[minor ore]

Other parts are like "lol so random hahaeh"

[heavy grove]

But it was only for one fight

The heavy weather fight is so funny to me

[west zealot]

I like JJL more than SBR as it stands currently lol

[minor ore]

^^^^^^^^^^^

Thank you

[void viper]

part 3 humour

[tidal ocean]

no

Joseph's jokes killed me (they suck)

[heavy grove]

I wish joseph didnt get revived by jotaro

[void viper]

I’m sorry but the stands and overall story of SBR puts it on top for me

Joseph should be dead fuck him

[minor ore]

I still kinda don't get haato's tapeworm joke

[tidal ocean]

HAMON BREATHING

[void viper]

It’s an actual thing swe

[tidal ocean]

who is AU hayato

[minor ore]

I know it is

[heavy grove]

Emporio

[tidal ocean]

bruh

[minor ore]

You do it for weight loss

But

[heavy grove]

Hes technically in the new universe

[tidal ocean]

no

[void viper]

No

[heavy grove]

Hes in A new universe

[void viper]

......

Never contact this number again

[heavy grove]

[minor ore]

She says "ive been raising it right heeeeere" and they laugh and i don't get it
I always assumed it was because her outfit decoration looks like a worm

[tidal ocean]

Hey Ya best stand then? (((((((((((:

[heavy grove]

Hato is a worm

[void viper]

No.....

[sharp mauve]

Wtf i

[heavy grove]

A slimy little rat

[sharp mauve]

Is that from

[void viper]

Best stand is king crimson

[west zealot]

Also I just have to say the only redeemable thing about Joseph is that he's a weird al fan

[heavy grove]

Best stand is highway to hell

Its very useful

[void viper]

Ok

[tidal ocean]

yeah it is

[sharp mauve]

What's an al fan

[tidal ocean]

bruh

[void viper]

Bruh

[west zealot]

Oh no

[void viper]

Get out of here zoomer

[west zealot]

Joshu moment?

[void viper]

Joshu moment

[sharp mauve]

Wtf lol

[heavy grove]

moment

[minor ore]

Al?

🕋

[tidal ocean]

<zoomer

[void viper]

No not al’kaaba weird al

[tidal ocean]

boomer

[heavy grove]

I wonder what its like to have not read jojolion and randomly go into this chat

[west zealot]

I am very weird and also a fan of Al

[tidal ocean]

@heavy grove SAME LMAO

I always wondered that

rip

Time to commit Josuk8 I guess

[sharp mauve]

You said josephs a weird al fan

Idk what that means

@west zealot

[west zealot]

Just stop

[void viper]

I don’t know cause I don’t join discord servers riddled with spoilers before completely finishing a series

And yeah just stop

[sharp mauve]

I've finished all of jojo dumbass

Joshu

[heavy grove]

[void viper]

Yeah weird al is a very famous parody musician ya ding don’t

We’re at least 5 joshus deep at this point

[sharp mauve]

I don't listen or care about music rly

So thats explains it

[minor ore]

He made such classics as "amish paradise" and "eat it"

[void viper]

“I don’t care about an entire art form”

[minor ore]

Understandable tbh, especially one so vast like music

[void viper]

I am music

[minor ore]

I'm thinking of maybe getting into music production later on in my life but seeing you guys argue about music podcasts made me reconsider

[west zealot]

I am very weird and also a fan of Al

[upper knoll]

Which one of you made the song for the jojo project

[tidal ocean]

fill my sentence
Where is your crown...

[void viper]

Why did it make you reconsider you boomer

[minor ore]

Wew made the song

[upper knoll]

I gotta rate it a banger or not a banger

[void viper]

I’ve made 2 songs for people on this server now and am working on a third

[minor ore]

I dunno it seems like way too much time investment to learn

And once you get into it you have to keep up with it constantly

[sharp mauve]

im just gonna read manga

fuck

[void viper]

It’s not like drawing or dance; it’s a much more technical art form like architecture and conlanging

[minor ore]

I thought it was less technical

[void viper]

I’ve been studying music theory for at least 6 years

And I’ve still barely touched jazz harmony

[minor ore]

Yeah that seems like way too much time

Time to give up all hopes of making music

[void viper]

You can just do it by ear which is harder but more similar to drawing

You just figure out what sounds good as you go along which is fine until you have to improvise in your piano exams

[minor ore]

Ok now it sounds good
Part of the reason i like drawing is the "learn as you go" part

[void viper]

music is very much like that as well, it’s still an art at its core and all art is like that

[heavy grove]

Hey guys

Adult tsurugi

[tidal ocean]

no

dont

[heavy grove]

Thanks thats all i wanted to say

Adult tsurugi

[minor ore]

He'd still keep his hair

At least

[tidal ocean]

what hair

[minor ore]

Caillou tsurugi

[tidal ocean]

[heavy grove]

I wonder if tsurugi will ever get his glasses back

[tidal ocean]

Time to use one of my 9 total JoJoLion emotes!
-random stranger

[heavy grove]

From his first introduction panel

[minor ore]

But seriously i wonder what kind of clothes he'll be wearing

I might draw adult tsurugi eventually so i need some ideas here

[tidal ocean]

pink hair.

[minor ore]

Alright show's over

[tidal ocean]

why

[minor ore]

Uhh

Well he has green hair

Like his dad

[heavy grove]

Bucciarati hair

[minor ore]

Buccelati*

[heavy grove]

Large thick bulging muscles

[minor ore]

Alright show's over

[heavy grove]

No clothes on

Except a gucci watch

[minor ore]

[tidal ocean]

FILL MY SENTENCE (please)
Where is your crown-

[minor ore]

Gotta have the Gucci tm trademarl all rights reserved watch

[heavy grove]

Wait

Have adult tsurugi have tights

Intead of being naked

[minor ore]

Spandex?

[heavy grove]

yes

[tidal ocean]

||Seriously nobody listened to king nothing huh... bruh moment||

[minor ore]

I actually had that in mind too

[heavy grove]

moment

[minor ore]

Unironically

[heavy grove]

Hes actually wearing a dress
Because he liked being a girl in his younger years

[minor ore]

He has a full spandex suit on and a big jacket on top

Like the uhhh cyberpunk jacket

[tidal ocean]

imagine tsurugi but really a girl

[minor ore]

Like a crop top denim jacket

[heavy grove]

Imagine tsurugi but not a minor

[minor ore]

You know?

[heavy grove]

[minor ore]

Ok but how would the dress look

[heavy grove]

Flowers and frogs

With some paper like designs

[minor ore]

[heavy grove]

Idk

[tidal ocean]

paper

moon

[void viper]

How to break the family curse: stop breeding!!!

[tidal ocean]

logic 500

[minor ore]

I think spandex + denim jacket is better

Dunno if a dress would work

[heavy grove]

Or just not care about the first child

And just have a bunch more children

[minor ore]

Oh yeah i forgot there was a curse

[void viper]

That’s the ENTIRR@POIJT

SBR: oh yeah I forgot there was a corpse

[heavy grove]

SDC: oh yeah i forgot that DIO is alive

[tidal ocean]

SO:oh yeah I forgot there was a disc

Araki:Oh yeah I forgot

[heavy grove]

BT: Oh yeah i forgot i have 2 poisonous rings in my body

[tidal ocean]

uhh this is not funny

[heavy grove]

Its very funny

[tidal ocean]

listen to him

[heavy grove]

No

Jobin is stinky

[tidal ocean]

bruh

[minor ore]

Mid-part jobin > late jobin

[void viper]

Hmm

[tidal ocean]

hmmm

[minor ore]

I feel like late jobin took a nosedive in terms of quality

[tidal ocean]

[minor ore]

Of his design

[void viper]

How so

Oh ok you’re excused

[minor ore]

Dunno, he just looks off

Especially these last chapters

[void viper]

I thought you meant charcttet

[minor ore]

I was never a giant fan of his character tbh

He didn't grab me like josuke did

But to be fair almost no one did

In jojo

[void viper]

He grabbed me way more than josuke

Then again I was spoilt on the whole kira and josefumi thing

[minor ore]

Me too

I didn't care though

That first chapter was so good

The fact that it also has the first fistfight in forever is also cool

[heavy grove]

I think its the first fist fight?

In jojo

[minor ore]

I peaked a bit a JJL chapter 1 when i got bored of SBR, it made me so hyped up to go through SBR

[void viper]

In forever

Reading age: -4

[heavy grove]

I have negative IQ what do you expect from me

[void viper]

Oh understandable

[heavy grove]

Yes

[tidal ocean]

I have Kars IQ

fight me.

[heavy grove]

All of my brain cells are dedicsted to joshu and sleeping

[void viper]

[heavy grove]

[minor ore]

I was also really into vaporwave and aesthetic stuff when i was reading so it made me so happy to see a JoJo part fully appeal to that sorta thing

So many things just went right for JJL

[tidal ocean]

my friend who never even watched jojo keeps posting "let me lick your eyeball" send help

[minor ore]

Let him lick it

[tidal ocean]

fair enough bye

[void viper]

Wow bye...

[minor ore]

jojolion is the ultimate manga

Joshu makes it bad

[hazy crystal]

[void viper]

joshu makes it good

[hazy crystal]

[minor ore]

joshu makes it the best thing to ever exist

[winter escarp]

Joshu meme seller, i want only your strongest Joshu memes

[hazy crystal]

you cannot have my joshu memes

they are too strong for you

[winter escarp]

Joshu meme seller, i am going shitposting and i need only your strongest Joshu memes

[hazy crystal]

my joshu memes would kill you, traveler. You cannot handle my joshu memes