jojolion

[vague narwhal]

Yea I see Woddy playing the captain

[brittle blade]

quieres?

[sly turret]

what about stroheim

[vast ermine]

Bruce campbell as steven steel

[vague narwhal]

Christoph Waltz plays Strohiem

Since he knows german

Hes played Nazis before

[vast ermine]

Christopher walken as Poor Tom

[west zealot]

Lmao this made me remember my pipe dream of Tarantino making a JJBA film

[sly turret]

Peter Dinklage as Koichi

[vast ermine]

That would be so cool

[vague narwhal]

No

Peter dinklage as Act 3

[sly turret]

of course

[vague narwhal]

[vast ermine]

Okay mastah

[vague narwhal]

Let's kill the season

[west zealot]

James Spader as Yoshikage Kira

[vague narwhal]

Jk it's not his fault

Jesus Christ as Jesus Christ

[sly turret]

Kit Harrington as Ringo Roadagain

[west zealot]

Lmao just imagine the Yoshikage Kira 2-page dialogue in James Spaders voice

That's all I'm saying

[vague narwhal]

Marlyn Manson as that bomb dude from part 7

Forgot his mame

*name

[sly turret]

oyecomova I think

[vague narwhal]

Yeah

[vast ermine]

Kit harrington looks good as ringo

I still think Orlando Bloom looks better

[sly turret]

who plays Gappy

[west zealot]

Tom Holland

[vague narwhal]

Nah

I dont see it

[vast ermine]

Elijah wood

[west zealot]

I don't either lol

I was just thinking in hollywood

[vague narwhal]

Yea

Elijah as Gappy

[vast ermine]

Tooth gap

[vague narwhal]

Just put a sailor hat and make him learn Japanese

And SGI his balls

[vast ermine]

Mike tyson as gappy

thoft and wet

[vague narwhal]

Not to he racist but Gappy is asian and Tysons black

[sly turret]

I think that was part of the joke

[vast ermine]

Yeah lol

[vague narwhal]

...

Damn I cant take a joke

[quasi raft]

He tried

[vague narwhal]

I deserve a Joshu emote

[sly turret]

[west zealot]

[vague narwhal]

Jake Paul plays Joshu

[vast ermine]

Tom hanks as Norisuke

[vague narwhal]

Omg yes

Filthy Frank as Rai

Joji can speak Japanese so

[vast ermine]

Robert downey jr as Valentine

ofc Har change but

*hair

[vague narwhal]

Who plays Johnny

[vast ermine]

hmmm

[vague narwhal]

Scott Eastwood

Just break his legs

Never mind Scott's too hot

[vast ermine]

Lol

[sly turret]

Michael Cera

[vague narwhal]

Brian Cranston as Johnny and Jonathan's fathers

[vast ermine]

Ezra miller as Blackmore

[brittle blade]

today is the last day of summer vacation

[vast ermine]

Joubin

Where

[vague narwhal]

Jake or Logan paul play Joshu

[vast ermine]

Johnny

[vague narwhal]

Is that owen Wilson?

[vast ermine]

yeah lol

[vague narwhal]

Obama as old Smokey

[sly turret]

Obama as Pucci *

[vague narwhal]

Sorry but I cant take Obama saying "my dearest Dio"

[sly turret]

That would be the most amazing thing ever

[vague narwhal]

Who does Ghiaccio

[sly turret]

who screams constantly

[vague narwhal]

Has to be someone who screams alor

*ALOT

[vast ermine]

Nick cage

[vague narwhal]

"You know Paris? It has the BEES OH MY EYE ITS THE BEES"

[vast ermine]

I mean yall seen mandy

[vague narwhal]

Who

[sly turret]

When you said that I thought you meant this

I got very confused

[vague narwhal]

Oh no

Not this piece of shit

[sly turret]

r/fuckmanny

[vague narwhal]

This son of a bitch has fucked his single mom and has killed his dad

He also Raped best boy Rodrick

[sly turret]

He fuckin stole Rowleys liver

[brittle blade]

r/ihavereddit

[vague narwhal]

And fingered Holly without consent

What a piece of shit

[brittle blade]

haha i linked a sub on discord

i am le epic now

[vague narwhal]

He also was racist to Chirag Gupta

What an asshole

Zoo wee mama

Lol I remeber I made a fanfic of Diary of a Wimpy kid where Greg and Rowley shoot up a school and go to hell

[sly turret]

uhhh....

you doin ok there bud?

[stark fossil]

Sounds healthy to me

[vague narwhal]

I think I have a pic of that fan fic

[vast ermine]

This is no longer #jojolion this is #doawk

(diary of a wimpy kid

)

[vague narwhal]

I found it

You guys wanna see it?

[west zealot]

no

[sly turret]

yes

[vague narwhal]

It's even now we just need one more

[west zealot]

lmao I don't actually care it just seems cringe bro but post it

[vague narwhal]

Fine

Just a reminder I did this last year and it was with a friend

Here it is

Jesus the handwriting sucks

[stark fossil]

Thank you for sharing, this is very brave

[sly turret]

You posted cringe now you are going to lose subscriber

[west zealot]

Is there some way to actually read it

[vague narwhal]

If you wanna know why it sucks its because me and my friend both wrote eatch sentence that's why the handwriting sucks ass

We did this so the teachers didnt know it was us

Oh yea we did this in english class

[west zealot]

No I mean the image quality is not translating to any of my screens well enough

[vague narwhal]

Oh

Want me to translate?

[kind owl]

@vague narwhal, Your Stand Power is now level 10 !

[vague narwhal]

I'll do it gladly

[west zealot]

Lol if you type the whole thing just put it in a different channel

[vague narwhal]

You know what nvr

This pic was zoomed out

I'll send the zoomed in one

[stark fossil]

Zoomer

[sly turret]

boomer

[vague narwhal]

Shit it's the same thing

Fuck it I'll type the whole thing and make it a copypasta

[sly turret]

yes please

that would be amazing

[vague narwhal]

Here it goes...

[west zealot]

DIFFERENT CHANNEL

[vague narwhal]

Ok but which channel

[west zealot]

Prolly off topic

[sly turret]

original creation or off topic

[vague narwhal]

Ok

[west zealot]

Or original creation lol

[vague narwhal]

I'll go OC

[west zealot]

[sly turret]

or art, I would say it qualifies

oh wait nvm thats only for non self made stuff

thats a damn shame

[vague narwhal]

Go to Original Creations

I'm typing it there

I sent my fan fic

[sly turret]

it got deleted

[vague narwhal]

Yea I thought it wasn't a rule

[sly turret]

Did you copy it before it got deleted?

[vague narwhal]

Where can I even look at the rules of this server?

Yes I did copy it

[sly turret]

the top chat #rules-info

also can you dm that copypasta to me then bc that was great

[west zealot]

I didn't get to see it lol

[vague narwhal]

[west zealot]

DM it to me lul

[vague narwhal]

I dmed if to Azureden so why not

[sly turret]

you might wanna delete ur other mesages in #your-works

[vague narwhal]

Yea

This is like my second warning

[sly turret]

nice

[vague narwhal]

I understand though and the mods are great

[sly turret]

I got 1 warning on like my second or third day here

[vague narwhal]

Especially @loud fiber

[sly turret]

I freaked the fuck out

I angrily dm'd a mod and I regret it so much

[vague narwhal]

I would apologize if I were you tbh

[sly turret]

I did

[vague narwhal]

Oh ok

Great

[sly turret]

Like the same day bc I was like "wtf why did I do that"

[vague narwhal]

When a mod gave me a warning it felt like I was being interrogated

Like he said "this is your last chance" and I said what did I do and he later said that I sent JoJokes on a discussion

Even though all I sent was crying dio

[sly turret]

I said a slur not fully understanding the slur rules

[vague narwhal]

But anyways I couldn't blame his as he probably was fed up of deleting my posts

What was the slur

[sly turret]

I actually am worried about typing it here bc even in this context it could be counted as going against the rules

[vague narwhal]

Just say stuff like n word or f bomb

[sly turret]

it was the word used to describe when a guy looks a lot like a girl

it starts with a T

[vague narwhal]

Oh

[sly turret]

its in the bottom section of the slurs list

[vague narwhal]

Were you saying it in a joking way?

[sly turret]

The context for saying it was weird but I wasn't like insulting someone

I was describing myself kinda?

idk it was weird

[vague narwhal]

Jk I dont care

Anyways I need to go

Have fun reading the fan fic

[sly turret]

Aight I will

See ya

[brittle blade]

damo_irl

[vast ermine]

i kinda felt bad for him when he first entered the house

[sly turret]

same

[brittle blade]

same

balding at an early age sucks

[small hornet]

fukn damo

[minor ore]

hmm today i will buy jojoveller

[small hornet]

cut out my mans liver

[brittle blade]

what is jojoveller?

[minor ore]

a big araki artbook for parts 6 to 8

its stupid expensive though so ive been saving up for it for a little while

[odd monolith]

I saw a sealed Limited Edition version on mandarake for 160. I bought it and then they told me it was out of stock.

[pure saddle]

Lamborghini tree?

Lamborghini tree is the new angelo rock

[violet coral]

Yo, Lambo!

[hoary sun]

Hmm today I will overthink jojolion

[sly turret]

Hmm what are you thinking

[hoary sun]

Hmm I am thinking about where the zepelli’s went

[sly turret]

Hmm Zepelli main villain

[hoary sun]

Zepelli mystery man

[delicate cedar]

question: How did Norisuke know that Josuke was (partially) Kira?

[sly turret]

he didn't?

[kind owl]

@sly turret, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[delicate cedar]

he did

[sly turret]

when

oh im purple now cool

[delicate cedar]

he tells Josuke at the beginning of I am A Rock that that's why he adopted Josuke in the first place

[sly turret]

uhhh what chapter was that

[delicate cedar]

I shall retrieve scans for you

[sly turret]

thank

[hoary sun]

Strange

The higashikatas married into the joestars, didn’t they?

[sly turret]

yee

[final hawk]

rina and johnny

[sly turret]

Rina married Johnny

[hoary sun]

Who’s to say another big jojo family didn’t marry in as well 🙂

[sly turret]

Caato Zepelli

[hoary sun]

I don’t know how

Or why

Or when

Caato zepelli higashikata

Lmao

[sly turret]

Caato Zepelli Higashikata Valentine Over Heaven

Requiem

[delicate cedar]

there

[minor ore]

i'm still scared that norisuke is dead

[hoary sun]

I wouldn’t hesitate, bitch!

[kind owl]

@hoary sun, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

he is ultimate dad

[hoary sun]

Great message to level up on

[delicate cedar]

should've said beeeeeeetch

so back to my question; how did Norisuke know about Josuke being Kira?

[sly turret]

He thought he might be half Kira because kira's body was found at the mixing ground of the wall eyes, and so was Gappy

[delicate cedar]

but then comes the question of how he knew Kira was involved with the rock disease in the first place

[hoary sun]

Hmm

[delicate cedar]

because he and Josefumi kept that extremely secret

[sly turret]

My guess is there will be a flashback of him finding out somehow

[hoary sun]

Also how does he know the power of the wall eyes

[sly turret]

Maybe he finds out something about Holly, who started to suffer from the rock disease, and looks into their family

[delicate cedar]

that would make sense if it were put into the story, tbh

[kind owl]

@delicate cedar, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

[sly turret]

he knows the power because its been in his family for generations

idk if Araki will ever address the origin of that knowledge though

[hoary sun]

If it’s not the corpse I’ll eat my hat

[sly turret]

Oh it better be

[delicate cedar]

I have no doubt that the wall eyes' powers came from the corpse, just waiting for it to be confirmed

[sly turret]

especially with this page

Caato thinks about Johnny right before doing the sacrifice with the bully

and thus curing Jobin

There is no way Araki randomly brought Johnny up if he doesn't have something to do with the land

[delicate cedar]

ah, that answers another question I had

[minor ore]

Johnny's death made me really sad

[hoary sun]

Johnny became a saint before he died and now his dead body is biting people and giving them stands

[sly turret]

or its the dog

which would be very funny

[hoary sun]

Human bite marks

[sly turret]

I know

[hoary sun]

Specifically

[sly turret]

That would make the most sense

[hoary sun]

Look put it’s smile dog

[delicate cedar]

oh yeah, the bite marks

that hasn't been addressed yet

[sly turret]

With Araki mentioning the wall eyes more in recent chapters, I have faith that he hasn't abandoned the super early stuff from the part

except for maybe flashback man, but I think that was an early draft of damo

[hoary sun]

Omg what if

[minor ore]

What's the popular opinion for main antagonist here? Akefu, Kaato...

[hoary sun]

Yashuo goes to hang with tooru right, and they get all hot and steamy, and as he undresses she sees he’s got bite marks on his leg, meaning he’s a stand user. An enemy stand user

[sly turret]

Seems to be either Jobin, Akefu, or none

[kind owl]

@sly turret, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

[sly turret]

epic

that would be a great reveal for a stand

I still want Joshu to beat the shit out of him though

[hoary sun]

Me toooo

[minor ore]

joshu becomes really buff

[delicate cedar]

I'd say Caato. That's my bet. I don't know enough about Tooru, and Jobin seems like a Hot Pants/Diego type character

[minor ore]

for one arc

[sly turret]

Joshu Requiem

[hoary sun]

Nut king call is strong as shit wym

O

U mean joshu

[delicate cedar]

Remember that Norisuke is going to get involved with the plot very soon

[minor ore]

or... his corpse will

[sly turret]

Maybe when they address Norisuke they will also address how he knew Kira

[delicate cedar]

because of Josuke being on the news for supposed murder, he'll likely get tangled up in it

[hoary sun]

Yknow wasn’t paper moon king just supposed to make you lose the ability to tell people apart

[delicate cedar]

it creates illusions that make things look the same

[sly turret]

Yeah, but then it was changed to just make everything look the same

not just faces

Jobin Bus Intensifies

[minor ore]

WE FUCKING ON THE

JOBIN BUS

[hoary sun]

Jobin bus wins the piston cup

[sly turret]

Main villain right here

[delicate cedar]

Cars 4 is Just Doobie Wa

[sly turret]

Speed King can drive it

[hoary sun]

[kind owl]

@hoary sun, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

[delicate cedar]

oh, on another note. After I Am A Rock, Tsurugi just somehow knows what Yasuho's stand does despite it not having been used around her at all and yasuho not even knowing what it does

[minor ore]

jobin be like jacksepticeye

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

[minor ore]

damn u right

[sly turret]

that picture is so goddamn cursed

I love it

Someone asked earlier who most people here think the main antagonist will be, who do you guys think it will be?

[delicate cedar]

"yo Tsurugi, check out these green fuckin' roads"

not that I'm complaining

[minor ore]

why do the roads look like a fucking tennis court

[tiny kite]

D

[minor ore]

D

zook

[minor ore]

what year does jjl take place in

[sly turret]

2011

[minor ore]

i see

damn, fridays with pewdiepie is still a thing in the jjl universe

[sly turret]

you think tsurugi watches skydoesminecraft

[minor ore]

most likely

[sly turret]

epic

[minor ore]

[tsurugi carrying norisuke's body] [in the distance, you hear "fridays with pewdiepie....." from an ipad]

[sly turret]

norisuke took the ipad so he became a dead dad

[minor ore]

D:

[winter escarp]

Bruh

[upper knoll]

smh boomers getting killed by not understanding technology

[winter escarp]

lmao

[kind owl]

@winter escarp, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

[winter escarp]

boi

[minor ore]

i think Johnny has moved up in my fav jojos list

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

stando powah

id say my top 4 is giorno, gappy, johnny, and jotaro

[ashen relic]

Who?

[upper knoll]

Yeah Johnny's really good

[void viper]

giorno at the top

bro moment

[tidal ocean]

moment

[winter escarp]

bruh

[minor ore]

always

[upper knoll]

Yeah tbh

Giorno should be at the very bottom

[brittle blade]

bruh

Giorno is obviously a bottom

[upper knoll]

I said at the very bottom, not the very bottom 😤 😤 😤 😤

[tidal ocean]

😔

[tidal ocean]

no

[minor ore]

Yasuho sides with Jobin

you heard it here first

[upper knoll]

I would side with Jobin too 😩 😩 😳 😳

[rapid aspen]

jobin best girl

don't @ me

[winter escarp]

@rapid aspen Jobin is best hoe you uneducated dummy

[rapid aspen]

hoe yeah

[winter musk]

wtf

[coral magnet]

wont lie

gappy is too good for this world

[long wasp]

he just wants to eat his fries in peace

[coral magnet]

dont we all

[long wasp]

damn, that's deep

[small hornet]

why in the heck would yasuho side with jobin

[tidal ocean]

bruh

[winter escarp]

Yasuho is the true antagonist of Part 8, that's why

[sly turret]

When did that happen

[winter escarp]

it was revealed in the netflix adaptation of JoJolion

[sly turret]

Oh yeah, forgot about that one

[winter escarp]

It was pretty bad so no wonder you forgot about it

[sly turret]

Yeah, casting Willem Dafoe as Soft & Wet was interesting

[tidal ocean]

Soft and Wet just stole your dignity

[winter escarp]

that makes me wet ngl

[tidal ocean]

bruh

[winter escarp]

bruh

[minor ore]

and soft too

[heavy grove]

We got another cringe ass nae nae baby joshu

[minor ore]

HE IS A CRINGE ASS NAE NAE BABY

DEAL WITH IT

[heavy grove]

He belongs in gay baby jail

[west zealot]

Although his haircut is certainly more fitting on a child

[heavy grove]

Joshu is beautiful no matter how old he is

[tidal ocean]

Joshu Fly High With Canadian Joshu Brings weed into Higashikata house and gets everyone high But Josuke is straight edge and uses Soft and Wet to steal the weed from everyone with Joshu Fly High With Canadian Joshu Brings weed into Higashikata house and gets everyone high But Josuke is straight edge and uses Soft and Wet to steal the weed from everyone

[kind owl]

@tidal ocean, Your Stand Power is now level 6 !

[heavy grove]

Not in a pedophilic way or anything

[tidal ocean]

Soft and Wet just stole my heart 😮 ❤

(Joke)

[west zealot]

Fuck Joshu, Koichi best

[tidal ocean]

bruh

good joke I guess

[west zealot]

Oh I wasn't joking but okay

[heavy grove]

[void viper]

it was a good joke to be fair

[minor ore]

Joshu Fly High With Canadian Joshu Brings weed into Higashikata house and gets everyone high But Josuke is straight edge and uses Soft and Wet to steal the weed from everyone with Joshu Fly High With Canadian Joshu Brings weed into Higashikata house and gets everyone high But Josuke is straight edge and uses Soft and Wet to steal the weed from everyone

[tidal ocean]

yes

[minor ore]

let's spread this like the plague

also nice name

[fallen trellis]

Joshu brings weed into Higashikata house and Giorno crosses universes to kill him

[vague narwhal]

I got 590 likes for calling the Shuckmiester Joshu

Am I the only one who wants a Oingo Boingo Brothers and Hol Horse spin off?

[west zealot]

I'd be in for some more Oingo Boingo

[vague narwhal]

Oingo but Khnum is a cool stand

[minor ore]

damn i wish that was a thing

[vague narwhal]

Oingo Boingo but they never age

Damn imagine the minor villians gron part 3 today

[minor ore]

oingo boingo but they never exist

[west zealot]

Darn

[vague narwhal]

Mariah and Midler are probably milfs

But if the minor antagonist all had a good relationship than they be fine since they have Alessi

[hoary sun]

Mannish Boy is probably like... the world’s best hitman for hire

[vague narwhal]

I actually doubt hes a baby

[hoary sun]

And his stand is probably like 10x more powerful

[vague narwhal]

I think it's a disorder

[hoary sun]

Nahhhhh baby stand baybee

If stands are weaker when the user is younger that means that death 13 as we see it isn’t at it’s full power

Which is terrifying and i love it

[minor ore]

mannish boy is actually really genius

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[sharp mauve]

so how come ozone baby is a lego set

is that legal lol

[winter escarp]

i love ozone baby

has to be one of my favorite stands of part 8

next to Speed King

[sharp mauve]

speed king so good

[winter escarp]

ikr

[sharp mauve]

Joubin has to be like the main villain i feel

that's my vibe so far

[kind owl]

@sharp mauve, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

[winter escarp]

I will literally wryyyy if Jobin isn't the main villain

[sharp mauve]

lol

[pastel adder]

I don't think he will be tbh

[sharp mauve]

dude when he fucked up that one jacuzzi guy like damn

it was serious

[winter escarp]

he fucked both jaccuzi guy and his wife

madlad

[sharp mauve]

some yoshikage kira levels of nasty

gut it was good

joubin best boy

and tsurugi tag team makes it better

[winter escarp]

If Jobin ends up as the true villain of Part 8 he is going in my Top 3 Jojo Villains list

[sharp mauve]

sammme

damn

i do love him

[winter escarp]

So far it's Kira, Valentine and The Pillar Men for me

[sharp mauve]

Valentine, Kira, Diavolo are my 3 rn

but yeah if jobin makes it in he's taking a spot

[winter escarp]

tbh, i like Doppio and King Crimson more than i do Diavolo

[pastel adder]

yeah that's the list I feel most people have including myself

[sharp mauve]

yeah i combine the two

as one

in my eyes

as a villain

[winter escarp]

ah

[pastel adder]

diavolo is still really interesting on his own imo

[winter escarp]

but he didn't really catch my interest like some other Jojo villains

maybe cause i don't like Part 5 that much

[sharp mauve]

part 5 and part 7 are my top parts

[winter escarp]

It's 4, 7 and 2 for me

[pastel adder]

don't see 2 often in a top 3

[winter escarp]

I am a simple man

[sharp mauve]

ive never been able to love to classic part 1 and 2

but i respect it

[pastel adder]

usually bottom 3 for most lol

[sharp mauve]

always

[stark fossil]

Diavolo just seems evil for the sake of it, I'd put Pucci above him 💅

[sharp mauve]

yeah too bad he was in stone ocean lolol

[pastel adder]

but diavolo is a straight up schizo

man is paranoid as hell about everything

[kind owl]

@pastel adder, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[sharp mauve]

yeah its cool that the boss is just a personality split from doppios trauma

[stark fossil]

I don't mean Diavolo's motive is evil for evil's sake

I mean Araki made him like irredeemably evil and stopped there

[vague narwhal]

Nah

[winter escarp]

could of made Diavolo like Valentine where he is actually a "good guy" forced to fight the ones trying to overthrow him. That's how i would write him

[vague narwhal]

I can be Diavolos lawyer

[void viper]

Diavolo was the good guy

[vague narwhal]

Valentine is not a good guy ok

[kind owl]

@vague narwhal, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

[winter escarp]

that's why i put "good guy" like that

[vague narwhal]

Sure he may do what good for America but its not good for the world

Yea I know I just say that because some people say Valentine is a saint

[minor ore]

valentine is not a good guy, however his motive wasn't as evil as other main villains

[winter escarp]

Valentine is not a saint

he does awful shit for the sake of keeping his country safe

[vague narwhal]

Cough Lucy Cough

[stark fossil]

@vague narwhal the last document I heard of you writing was a diary of a wimpy kid fanfic so please forgive me for not reading your opinions on Diavolo's morality

[vague narwhal]

Lol

Where did you find that haha

I only dmed it to two people

[stark fossil]

I haven't read it just heard you wrote it

[vague narwhal]

Oh ok

[minor ore]

god damn

[stark fossil]

Should have been pinned tbh

[vague narwhal]

I still have it copied

It got deleted because theres a rule for School shooting jokes

[stark fossil]

Ah

[winter escarp]

bruhment

[stark fossil]

[minor ore]

F

[stark fossil]

Valentine's an arsehole and anyone who doesn't think so should stop reading the cliff notes and try reading the manga

[golden obsidian]

what's with these

[kind owl]

@golden obsidian, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

[golden obsidian]

is it like a plot point or is it just the translators fucking around

no spoilers

[stark fossil]

It's a big mood, is what it is

[minor ore]

grmbl grmbl grmbl

[stark fossil]

when u grmbl

[minor ore]

when you go

gormbl

[vague narwhal]

Anyone wanna read my fanfic?

[stark fossil]

Is that the Crunchyroll spelling of grmbl

When u gr7mbl

[winter escarp]

gr8mbl

[golden obsidian]

its not the grmbl

[stark fossil]

@vague narwhal I can read your fanfic but know little about school shootings and less about diary of a wimpy kid

[viral plume]

Sure, im willing to read it

[golden obsidian]

the go go gos are weird

[kind owl]

@stark fossil, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

[stark fossil]

So I can't advise you on canon consistency or anything

[vague narwhal]

Ok

But I cant send it here

[viral plume]

Dm it to me

[vague narwhal]

Or else it will be Za Handoed

Yea I'll dm it

[stark fossil]

@golden obsidian Araki probably legit decided to put some rumble sounds in a speech bubble

I think the translators take it all very seriously

I would, given how much wording affects how the reader thinks a plan or Stand works

[golden obsidian]

i didnt mean to have the rumble in the screenshot

imagine i posted this

[minor ore]

grmbl

grmbl tho

[golden obsidian]

uuu~~~

[viral plume]

Harry, you absolute monster

[golden obsidian]

the moaning in jojo is hilarious

part 7 is almost 60% HAH HAH HAH

[golden obsidian]

HAH

UGAAAHUUUU

[manic anvil]

which chapter does that panel come from

[stark fossil]

Oh right well the is supposed to be menacing because it's rumbling SFX and that kanji is read as "go"

I think it happens with other sfx, they put the English pronunciation next to it

[minor ore]

yeah it's not just ゴ

[stark fossil]

So I guess Gyro's teeth say " ZEPPELI"

[viral plume]

Menacing...

[golden obsidian]

second chapter

[minor ore]

hi

[vague narwhal]

بيتزا موتزا ريلا

ريلا ريلا ريلا

[sly turret]

Hey I know this has nothing to do with the current convo but it's been on my mind for a while

Its about Jobin being the main villain

In Araki's book, Manga in Theory and Practice, he mentions that the difference between hero and villain could be as simple as the character's willingness to kill

Considering this book isn't all that old, I wouldn't say it's a stretch to say Araki was maybe writing about Jobin here, especially with the way he murdered Ojiro's girlfriend like 2 chapters ago

Thoughts?

Yes but he only kills those who have tried to kill him and his friends

Like Damo

Joker main villain of jojolion

[sharp mauve]

Jobin's been the main villain in my eyes since the dolomites blue lagoon ark. But I felt it even more during the ozone baby fight, and now more recently when he killed the couple in the jacuzzi

*arc

Lol

[golden obsidian]

https://z-img-04.mangapark.org/images/52/f1/52f1e8bd9892e3043b1324b7e4e25f71d853e005_575512_1738_1373.jpg

casually guesses his real name

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

[golden obsidian]

https://z-img-04.mangapark.org/images/f1/17/f11798b0b65ee333020f02a1508316a11d37e711_651633_1738_1373.jpg

[kind owl]

@golden obsidian, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

[golden obsidian]

im guessing his real name isn't kira

since he's a jojo

canned peas taste terrible

[violet coral]

how far are you in part 8

[golden obsidian]

frozen peas taste a lot better and you only need to heat them up

this has been a psa

chapter 3 page 3

[minor ore]

peas taste awful and are honestly probably the worst vegetable

its like baby food

[violet coral]

also, he doesn't like ||fried chicken||

[kind owl]

@violet coral, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

[minor ore]

gappy confirmed terrible taste

[grizzled pilot]

weak-ass vegetable eaters in the chat

cant handle fuckin peas

[minor ore]

look in the mirror bitchboy

eat some real veggies for once in your life

[grizzled pilot]

i did theyre called peas and now i can destroy concrete with my brain

[minor ore]

get a load of this fella who thinks destroying concrete with his brain is impressive

real bok choy eaters know what im talking about

[violet coral]

bro i eat glass

[golden obsidian]

peas are great

they're a perfect food

if you don't like peas you're probably a terrorist

for the record girls will never kink shame soft bondage this much

but it's hilarious that the sailor outfit fits him and he makes the girls wear it

[heavy grove]

What chapter are the new colored chapters on now?

[violet coral]

last i checked the end of Blue Hawaii

[heavy grove]

Cause I think new chapters are released

Oh

Thanks

[violet coral]

as of right now, colored chapters go past the brainstorm fight

i forgot to mention i was referring to Mangadex

[heavy grove]

I looked at it and it says it's at the kaato chapter

[kind owl]

@heavy grove, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[heavy grove]

The one where it shows jobin getting bullied

[minor ore]

i like how she says i never wanna see you again just to go back and see him again

[heavy grove]

Its cause shes best girl

[minor ore]

and it’s real af lmao that’s how a lot of girls be

im never going to text him again

texts back in 0.5 seconds

Jobin will kill more people with SK

[pliant sail]

finally finished SBR -- now to get jiggy with Part 8!

[violet coral]

welcome

[pliant sail]

soon I shall be beyond spoilers...

[kind owl]

@pliant sail, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[pliant sail]

free range

no fear

[violet coral]

When you read all of jojo so you become the spoiler

[heavy grove]

Oh boy

So many new jojolion fans

[violet coral]

hey guys, dont read jojo it has spoilers for jojo

[heavy grove]

No way

[sly turret]

Big brain

[heavy grove]

Did you know hirihiko araki is a jojo reference

[sly turret]

Bigger Brain

[violet coral]

Rohan is a reference

[heavy grove]

I think you mean rats

Rohan is a rat

[violet coral]

btw, Rohan deadass tells all oh his editorial staff that he has a stand and that is why he is a good mangaka, all with a straight face

[minor ore]

You're right

[minor ore]

i'd punch rohan but i also wouldn't

[sleek mason]

Rohan is hilarious

He'd make me want to punch him irl but as a fictional character his stupid gremlin nature is gr8

[minor ore]

the only non-villain i would punch is diego?

[west zealot]

I'd ask Rohan if Josuke has a stronger stand than him

[minor ore]

if he's even considered non-villain

[heavy grove]

Why would you punch Diego

Hes best boy

[minor ore]

evil

caused wekapipo to die

[heavy grove]

Unless you mean the world diego

[west zealot]

I would punch The World Diego because I hate him

[minor ore]

he cause wekapipo to die though :(

[heavy grove]

I dont really care about wekapipo so I'm chillin

[minor ore]

I would punch him but I wouldn't hurt him more then that

[heavy grove]

Also I agree that the world Diego is evil

[minor ore]

Legit just let Johnny have legs that work in peace

Let Johnny relax after killing FV and watching his friend die

[sleek mason]

As cool as seeing ZA WURDO again was, I was honestly wondering Wtf everyone was still fighting

[minor ore]

Just let my boy Johnny relax man

[west zealot]

Oh I just hate the fact that The World Diego exists and appears in pt 7 altogether

[heavy grove]

As much as I love the high voltage arc, it was unnecessary

[kind owl]

@heavy grove, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

[minor ore]

I mean

Diego was VS. Tusk Act 4

so

[warm sentinel]

hey there mofos

[heavy grove]

The world Diego was really dumb

Like

[warm sentinel]

jojolion question

[minor ore]

jojolion answer

[warm sentinel]

how does josuke in the present know that there's a branch to be found?

i understand where we established that in the flashback

i just missed the part where that knowledge gets to our present characters

does damo say it?

[west zealot]

Yeah I personally am of the opinion that The World Diego is a complete disservice to regular Diego and to pt 7 as a whole

[warm sentinel]

genuine question, if anyone could enlighten me that's be lit

[heavy grove]

Because of Rai I think

[minor ore]

rai memezuku

[sleek mason]

@warm sentinel that's actually a good question; I think jouske kinda starts getting memories again?

[heavy grove]

I do think it's because of rai

[sleek mason]

Or norisuke knows and sends him after rai

I think the question is how he knows to seek out raj

[heavy grove]

He knows about the branch

They just have the location wrong

Oh wait

Another question

At the hospital, there was a bunch of rokakaka being harvested

Why didnt they just take a few fruits for everyone

Or an entire branch

[pastel adder]

they only really care about the new rokakaka that are being grown iirc

[heavy grove]

It is the new rokakaka tho right

It traded mitsubas unborn baby as payment

[minor ore]

next rokakaka harvest in 48 hrs guys see you there

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

[pastel adder]

like the new branch that jobin has is what they care about

[heavy grove]

But if they got a branch then they wouldnt need it

Or they could grab a bunch of rokakaka and everyone that needs one is happy

One for josuke, kyo, holly, etc

[minor ore]

maybey they greedy...

[west zealot]

Man Joubin thinks Yasuho is Joshus girlfriend too

[pastel adder]

no they are different tho

[west zealot]

I am sad

[pastel adder]

they want the type that let josefumi and kira fuse

[heavy grove]

I wish I was dating joshu

[minor ore]

i wish my fist was dating joshu's face

[heavy grove]

That's the new rokakaka

It uses living people as payment

Which is what the hospital rokakaka did

With mitsubas unborn child

[minor ore]

joshu is sacrificed to stop tsurugi from getting rock disease

[heavy grove]

No

[pastel adder]

I'm fairly sure it was stated to not take her entire unborn child tho

[heavy grove]

Joshu is the best character so they wiuldnt do that

[pastel adder]

it can't be the new rokakaka anyway

[minor ore]

with that logic bruno and gyro would still be alive

Too bad they're not

[heavy grove]

Damn you really had to say that huh

[pastel adder]

because why the hell would the rock humans want it so bad if they are literally growing it

[heavy grove]

They just dont want anyone else to have or know about it

[pastel adder]

no they want the new rokakaka

[kind owl]

@pastel adder, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

[minor ore]

THEY GREEDY

[pastel adder]

urban guerrilla said if they got it they would be able to become way stronger or something

[heavy grove]

They just want all of them

The blue Hawaii guy said that the rokakaka have infinite value in not knowing about them

[pastel adder]

the entire motive of the rock humans is that they want the rokakaka branch that josefumi and kira grafted to the tree, they don't already have it

it's literally the entire focus of the plot

[west zealot]

Lmao I'm so glad to learn that Doggystyle is the name of a stand

Snoop Doggy Doggs Blitzed Adventure

Rai even has some Snoop-like dreads

[warm sentinel]

i don't know anyone named rai yet

i'm talking about like right after josuke defeats damo

that character has not yet been introduced, but he knows about the branch and is talking about it with norisuke

i feel like some of these things just slip in jojolion

slightly less than perfect track is kept of who knows what and how

like ive thought before wait how does josuke know that, yasuho just found that out

[sly turret]

I thought it was safe to assume Norisuke told him

I get what you mean though, sometimes it just feels like characters know things

[west zealot]

Everyone in Jojo is a super detective I thought we knew this

[sly turret]

remember part 7

when Johnny somehow immediately figured out AU Diego's ability despite someone needing to fucking die to do that in part 3

[pastel adder]

hmm I'd say he can stop time hm for about 5 seconds I'd say

[sly turret]

hmmmm yes indeed

[pastel adder]

just a guess of course

a smart lad, that johnny

[sly turret]

Also @warm sentinel I reread that arc yesterday bc of the same confusion with Gappy somehow knowing about the grafted branch, and it turns out that Damo does mention it to him in a panel or two

[warm sentinel]

oh thank you

[kind owl]

@warm sentinel, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[warm sentinel]

ORA

oh nice color

[pastel adder]

@warm sentinel this is the page I think

[sly turret]

yeah that one

Araki should have made it a bit clearer though imo

[pastel adder]

I agree

[warm sentinel]

ayy thanks, that's awesome

[west zealot]

I think it's because the moment doesn't seem as tense as it should be

[sly turret]

Yeah

Like its the focus of the rest of the part and its in a tiny text bubble on one panel

[pastel adder]

mmm now I have to reread Vitamin C smh

[sly turret]

that aint bad

[pastel adder]

best fight in jojo btw

ez

[sly turret]

agreed

[pastel adder]

I just need to reread JJL as a whole

[sly turret]

same

[west zealot]

Off-topic but I feel like Rais cap is also evocative of Snoop Dogg wearing a beanie or a cap lol

Rai is Snoop Dogg you can't convince me otherwise

HE GROWS THE BEST SHIT TOO OKAY I'M DONE

[pastel adder]

damn that's good

[sly turret]

Jobin is Jacksepticeye you can't convince me otherwise

[pastel adder]

rai is such a great character

he makes for such great moments

like him and josuke just randomly chillin in a car in a god damn tree lmao

[west zealot]

Yeah his matter-of-fact-ness is his best trait imo

[sly turret]

Araki: How should I introduce this jobro? OH I KNOW I'LL HAVE HIM STEAL A FUCKING BUS AND THEN GO TO HIS SKILIFT HOUSE AND SHOOT A DOCTOR WITH AN ARM CROSSBOW AND FORK

[west zealot]

Now that's gangsta

[pastel adder]

also, is he really 89 years old?x1000000

[sly turret]

I like the theory that thinking 89 causes the stand to attack

bc its so goddamn stupid

[pastel adder]

god I just want to see how Tooru plays into this arc if at all

tired of speculating, just show me something araki

[warm sentinel]

that number just seeems way too high

89...

[sly turret]

what is 89 in rock human

would that be like 200

[warm sentinel]

sock yuuman

jojolion is fucking awesome

i tried to read it in 2016 and i had just read parts 567 so i just kinda stalled out

but now there's so much material it's so fucking good

[pastel adder]

it's a great part

[warm sentinel]

picked the right time to come back and catch up

[sly turret]

Its a great part to binge

[pastel adder]

I just got caught up to jojo manga like 2 months ago or so

[warm sentinel]

i'm on chapter 60 something

[sly turret]

I caught up right after chapter 88 came out

[warm sentinel]

dolomite's blue lagoon

[pastel adder]

awww shit

[sly turret]

I actually liked that arc

I'm in the minority on that one though

[pastel adder]

chapter 60 is the ||shovel|| chapter

[sly turret]

yesssss

[pastel adder]

I liked it too

[sly turret]

Not as good as || Speed King with a fucking car || though

[kind owl]

@sly turret, Your Stand Power is now level 7 !

[pastel adder]

his expression in the car is the funniest shit ever

[sly turret]

speed king's face is like the new king crimson

I just wanna see more of him

[pastel adder]

oh god the memes that will arise when part 8 airs in 2080

[sly turret]

since he clearly is more powerful then we originally thought

[pastel adder]

yeah

everyone seems to think he is main antag

but I'm not so sure

[sly turret]

Honestly Speed King is the only current thing that keeps me from thinking Jobin is MV

Unless he gets a cool power boost or something

[pastel adder]

not broken enough

please araki, Caato mv pleasssseee

[sly turret]

Like Killer Queen didn't initially fuck with time but he still instakilled anyone he touched

[pastel adder]

I really have no clue who will be the main antag if at all

[kind owl]

@pastel adder, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

[sly turret]

I still think there will be a main antagonist

[pastel adder]

Jobin is the easy guess but it's such a tossup

[sly turret]

I just think Araki is trying something new with this part

Since it is a mystery manga, it would make sense that the villain is also a mystery

But I do really hope Jobin is the main antagonist since I would really like to see more of him, Speed King, and a potential power boost

[pastel adder]

also a potential Soft and wet power up would be cool

already such a sick stand

[sly turret]

Yeah

still don't think it would be king crimson though

[pastel adder]

even without plunder being used it's really cool

[sleek mason]

I want araki to have jouske remove friction to achieve infinite spin

Plz one callback

And plz use attribute theft again

[pastel adder]

at least one little spin callback would be cool

[sleek mason]

(yes i know haha@me)

[sly turret]

Yeah but if we look at hamon then we know Araki doesn't like referencing old powers often

[pastel adder]

but yeah bring plunder back smh araki

bubble shields are cool and all but I want to see Josuke steal some shit

[sly turret]

Gappy steals friction from the doctor bam now he can't flee

although I still am of the opinion that the head doctor is a red herring

[pastel adder]

I'm not really sure

[sly turret]

It's just way too late to introduce a super imposing threat

[pastel adder]

I like the theory that Tooru messes with memories if you've ever heard it

[sly turret]

I like all the Tooru theories

Because I really like his character so far

[sleek mason]

Yes!

[sly turret]

I like the idea someone put in earlier about how maybe Tooru will be revealed to have a bite mark

[pastel adder]

He's the classic "Jojo antagonists trying to not stand out in a crowd" meme material

[sly turret]

yeah

he has fucking teddy bears on his arms

[sleek mason]

And honest as cool as it visually, bubbles as fancy telekinesis is kinda boring power wise

[pastel adder]

he's obviously important it's just questionable as to how

Teddy bear.....

He's a zeppeli confirmed

[sleek mason]

RIP

[sly turret]

I think he will either be a vanilla ice type second to last boss, a villain for Joshu to fight so we get more Nut King Call action, or somehow be the main antagonist

I hope it isn't the last one

I must now go byeeeeeeeee

[pastel adder]

cya

[warm sentinel]

i'm certain there will be a part 9

123 are a trilogy

456 are all different sequels to 3, they're sort of a trilogy unto themselves

there's gotta be a part 9 to round out our alternate universe shenanigans

[pastel adder]

I agree

Part 9 will be the last part though

[warm sentinel]

maybe

certainly won't be araki's final creation regardless

something tells me that man's going to be making manga up until his last breath

i don't mean to sound entitled to ever more things from araki

but i get the feeling drawing is like breathing for him

and if he deems jojo finished at some point i'll be happy for him

[pastel adder]

I mean whatever he wants to do

[warm sentinel]

the magnum opus completed

especially because the anime can finally catch up lmao

[kind owl]

@warm sentinel, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

[warm sentinel]

dora

[pastel adder]

realistically he'll be 67-70 some years old after a part 9

[warm sentinel]

assuming he's not 400-600 already

[pastel adder]

so he could safely retire whenever he wants and it's fine by me lmao

[sharp mauve]

hey does araki do drugs

lol

[warm sentinel]

prolly not!

[pastel adder]

No giorno would muda him if he did

[warm sentinel]

based on how japan treats doraguzu

[sharp mauve]

a lot of jojo looks psychedelic inspired tbh

[warm sentinel]

yeah that's tru

giorno wrath

[sharp mauve]

especially the colors and background and even some art

like dmt and acid

araki

may have done

in his years

just sayin

[warm sentinel]

he may have had psychedelic experiences

who knows

i really have no basis to guess

[pastel adder]

yeah I don't know shit about that

[warm sentinel]

yup

that's so beyond my ability to extrapolate

[minor ore]

will josuke ever get actual emotions

i never seen this dude laugh/smile

[sharp mauve]

he loves strawberries

[sly turret]

wha about these

[sharp mauve]

woah

on standby

the emotional josuke

[sly turret]

I think the 👌 might not be real though

idk I don't remember that

[sharp mauve]

yeah the hand looks drawn

on

[tiny kite]

@karmic saffron

[karmic saffron]

what

@tiny kite what

[quick ice]

@karmic saffron he wanted to tell you that he thinks ur cool

[karmic saffron]

oh what LMAO

how do you know..

[quick ice]

he’s my cousin 🙋🏻‍♀️

[karmic saffron]

oh bet

thank you zubie even if i don’t know you or know how you know me

💜

thanks for the relay i suppose

[quick ice]

yes yes he just wanted to make ur day a bit more brother

Brighter*

😌

[minor ore]

i think i havent been reading jojolion properly then

[fading cove]

if you dont think joshu isnt getting king crimson then youve been reading jojolion wrong

[hybrid pawn]

If you don't think joshu is already over heaven you have been reading Jojolion wrong

[sharp mauve]

Woah

[fading cove]

im watching the live action for part 4

guys

[sharp mauve]

Whats with this king krimson in jojolion talk

[fading cove]

yukako is a fucking legend

she just called koichi mega gay

love this so much

@sharp mauve king nothing

walKING heart

nut KING

cali KING bed

speed KING

paper moon KING

it goes deeper than this

like how gapstar isnt truely good

[kind owl]

@fading cove, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[fading cove]

but overall he's good

like giorno

also

the kira arcs from part 4 are all of part 8

like josuke taking someones else identity and living with their family

sounds like kira right?

[sharp mauve]

Oh lol

[fading cove]

its really crazy

but it has a lot of reason behide it

[stark fossil]

Unfair that people think King Crimson will come back but not TalKing Head

[fading cove]

xd

i kinda what to see a less broken king crimson

and i want to see what part 8 king crimson would look like

[stark fossil]

Skip ten seconds but can't see the future

[fading cove]

i think he'll go back in time

like the meaning erase time

not just make you forget about time

[stark fossil]

So like Mandom but you don't... remember that time rewound

Then it could be called Kingdom

[fading cove]

or king crimson

kingdom isnt a band

well

not a famous rock one

i just like the idea of bring back things

[kind owl]

@fading cove, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

[fading cove]

be a send of for diavolo

because really pucci is the best main universe villain