#jojolion
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gyro sunk my battle sheep!!!
Chocolate Disco's counter is just "Run up and sock him"
It bugs me when people say that Walking Heart only affects her high heels or the xForts take that it can stretch any object she's currently touch because it's outright officially stated she can extend the heels of her foot or the heels of her shoes if she's wearing shoes.
From one of the post-chapter Stand description things.
Not even on the wiki is that there
Shed work great with funfunfun
we need a Joy Division stand
walking heart is just athletic star finger
Schottkey before Schottkey
Furry
yes I am a furry
Gappy is the best jojo
Crazy diamond
It's kinda obvious
crazy diamond
crazy diamond
ha ha these diamonds sure are crazy am i right gang
Lmao I saw a beetle online and all I could think about was the beetle fight from this part
Why is jojo doing this to me
Johnny Die with the stone virus
@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !
bad
๐ฆ
?
Rip
hope you count the red stone of aja
lot of small refences
but crazy diamond would destroy jojolion's plot
just fixes the half eaten fruit
Real question is why he didn't do that to Kira's fingernails in part 4
why didnt jotaro point that out
i understand josuke not thinking of it
because he's not jotaro smart
maybe because theyre dead
I need smol mouth

PP mouth, need that image
big agree
@small hornet, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !
josuke is sick
heck yes
soft and wet is my favorite stand
I see you are a man of culture
Jojolion really needs more recognition
Its my favkrite part too
No
Its Just a thing fans came up with
JoJolion is maaajorly underappreciated
Honestly
Jojolion is amazing
good point
Id say its arakis magnus opus
But part 5 exists so
Part 8 is still my favorite
My favorite as well, hopefully the rest of it is as good as we hope
I trust Araki with the ending
I dont want it to be
"Hey im the bad guy"
They fight
Story over
I want the final fught to be incredibly fun and climactic
And weird too
Since jojolion is really weird
With how good the climax of the first half was with Damo, I trust the ending will be great
consider that Jojolion has a lot of buildup
Damo is my fav rock human by far
and uses plot points established in 7
And his stand and arc were phenomenal
so it's gonna be longer
Aisho and wu
Vitamin C and Killer Queen is my favorite overall arc in the entire series
Either is fine
My fav is Damo if that isn't obvious already
Mine is Damo too
I just love how in part 8
the minor villains always find a way to stay relevant
Yeah
even after the rock humans die, we're still learning more and more about them
Jojolion gets better and better the more you think about it, ive found
Its very easy to start gushing over ut
only think about johnny with a sailor hat
Thats the best part 
bro
Johnny with a sailor hat is hot
And hot
i love jojolion
Don't forget that
Jojolion is godtier
like
some simple some super out there
but theyre all tight as fuck
like tooru's design is sick
8 > 7 > 5 > 4 > 6 > 2 > 3 > 1
Hmmm
but 7 & 5 are interchangeable
Yes
my 2 favs maybe 8 & 5
I completely agree with that
I have basically the same ranking as Choco
very similar
Mine goes
bro
8>5>7>4>2>6>3>1
tell me 8 doesnt have like the tightest stands too
8 is great
@spark fiber, Your Stand Power is now level 6 !
8 has amazkng stands
do u think soft and wet will be able to plunder time tho
No
Its like reverse part 3
man that would be sick
I donut
He hasnt even used plunder in a while
Instead of too many punch ghosts theres too many automatics
Imo it gets repetitive sometimes, still love it though
I hope toorus stand isnt automatic
There weren't too many punchhosts in part 3 when you think about it
josuke brain too big
I could see king bed removing Gappy's memories of the HD and then telling them to go to the lecture
Joshu is also amazing
As a way to get around the stand
Joshu is god
Paper moon king is mad scary tho
deadass
mhm mhm
see ya dr wu
And i have a test tomorrow
i'll hold down the fort
part 8 has to many remote stands
Thanks bros
part 6 has the best stands
No
ha ha ha ha ha ha
i love underworld and c moon
Part 6 has a few cool stands
But then you got shit like dragons dream, yo yo ma, survivor, etc.
survivor i liked
i think its kinda tight
i was into it
but my favs are everyday is summer vacation and vitamin c v KQ
also dr wu and awaking 3 leaves was dope
but for real
survivor was sick because of the crazy ass fistfight
survivor arc was so bad that i disliked stone ocean till c moon
y'know what would've made dragon's dream better?
annasui not being there
he made it into a fucking
yugioh audience explanation battle
and he stole foo fighter's victory
i lk hk
@small hornet, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !
hope jesus appears to josuke
i wonder if the head doctor is someone we know
jesus was already in morioh
:)
no
act 4 killed johnny
i wonder if akefu is someone we know already
johnnys kid
no
the green baby
the
baby
the baby???
the one that arrived on the beach after johnny died
the heart
๐
what if hes flashback man
the baby (the baby) the baby
man i feel like kira and josefumi's story could be a standalone thing and its a great read
even if you dont read jojo
that scene with josefumi holding up the rokakaka to dead kira is so damn sad
For a while I thought jojolion was the part that less memorable things had, but when I was remembering older chapters there were a lot of scenes and fights that really stuck with me. I think the feeling of slow progress is more because this is the first part that I'm reading as the chapters come out each month.
I still love that first kira arc thingie
josefumi fuckin up the aphex twins didnt have to go that damn hard
yasuho is baby change my mind
@sly turret, Your Stand Power is now level 18 !

Yasuho is best girl
if you think about it
yasuho is remi's counter part
my reasoning
is
they are both wholesome blessings
๐


i think rai will die not yasuho
Please NO
no
Alright so if there was a race between speed king in a car and josuke in a car, who would win?
Alright so if speed king was in a car, where would he go?
Who's car is better? Speed king or josuke?
Did you know car is a slur for asshole in my language
Not asshole as in a guy being rude, i mean actual hole of the ass
yo Funimation dude
@minor ore I learnt about that from jeremy clarkson
Can't remember
but I once read a book by Jeremy Clarkson and he told a story about a foreign country fan of Top Gear who was laughing about Car being asshole in their language
so probably same one
I did it, i'm caught up with all of Part 8.
Now i play the waiting game for the next chapter with everyone here
Did he say any other slurs in his language? I might be able to figure out where he's from
Have zero idea

Now that i've experienced all the parts i can safely rank them (the part rankings go like this for me 4/7/2/8/3/1/5 and 6 are on the same rank)
Why dont you like part 5?
when i watched it, the story didn't really catch me
i liked the characters
the story not so much
I have no idea how that ranking even works
Looks like some kind of POW code from vietnam
lmao
i put 4, 7 and 2 in my top 3 because it had a good mix of great characters and great story
imo
2 is good but not for its mix of characters seeing as joseph is the only one in the part with any value
i don't really care about who has the greatest value in a story, i care about the personality of the companions, side characters and enemies
at least we both agree on putting 5 low
woo part 5 not that great gang
like i said the characters were a hit, i couldn't care for the story
Byt everything else is
The music, stands, characters
And comedy
I really enjoy it
that's completely fine
at the end of the day we all have different likings and opinions
I liked the stands, just wasnt personally a fan of the characters
I do agree that you put part 3 low
the Jojo stopping time to save himself from the road roller bit?
otherwise its just arakis most generic and least unique part
yeah jotaro also coincidentally having tinestop powers for no reason
it still had some of the best comedy in the series and also polnareff vs vanilla ice so not bad by any means
just overall okay
Baguette is a precious boy
Silver Chariot was my number 1 stand when i first started SC
but after more parts, others took it's place
oh yeah silver chariot was the first stand I thought was really cool
great minds think alike
RIP silver chariot 
F
the disrespect to part 5

my ranking is 7 > 5 > 8 > 6 > 4 > 3 > 2 > 1
i think it has something to do with my dangerously high IQ

Part 5 is overrated
yeah iirc before the anime most people in the west werent huge fans of it
although i hear that in japan its always been one of their most popular parts
isn't Steel Ball Run the most popular?
steel ball run isnt nearly as popular as other parts in japan, surprisingly
its mostly a big deal over here
interesting
Probably due to the american stuff
might have something to do with poor part 6 sales, western focus, or lack of stands in the early bits though
probably more relatable for western audiences and such
definitely
I like the variety of locations in JoJo
yeah, italy,japan, and america lmaoo
Britain, Middle East, Japan, Italy, America...
I like what he did with the middle east and Polnareffs reaction to Arabic numbers were priceless
Like how ูฅ is 5 but looks like zero and ูฆ which is six looks like 7
Remember when Joseph was haggling with Steely dan and at his best deal got his kebabs for like 3x the normal price?
oh
Pocoloco
Literally just Pocoloco
I'm still confused on who one the race
hey ya best stand
poco
Everyone I'd said Diego
Went to poco by default
norisuke also was in the top 3
as Diego died
I mean it said Diego but everyone says its Pocoloco
So does that mean Pocoloco takes the 50 million?
yessir
araki confirmed doesnt think Kanye is the goat
johnny got act 4, a wife, and the corpse so who really won
How do I delete it!
alt f4
I'm in mobile sadly

Lmao jsyk that shortcut closes your window on windows
we need trump with d4c
I was trying to get you to tab out
who got that picture
mods are asleep post pictures of jojo siwa
Not risking it
Let's post pictures that ||arent jojo related||
Already have a warning
lol you only have one non jojo image and that was it huh
its ok i only have one image downloaded on this computer and its just this
Jerry has a stand
Awsome
Also guys where can I read JoJolion? Someone said Mangadex but I prefer downloading it.
check the reddit sidebar
Sure you could send them that would be great
you can download it of mangadex
Really!
@vague narwhal, Your Stand Power is now level 7 !
Just made a account will finish from where I left off
But before that I wanna know what Doggy style does
Just turns the body into gauze
iirc
like stone free but more elastic
and without punch ghost
doggy ghost
Snoop doggy ghost
i think there is a "punch ghost" for doggystle, its just htat it doesnt get much play since rai's ability affects his body directly
its like a werid four legged thing with not much presence
It looks like a horror movie creature
lol man i can't believe i ever missed how much araki loves his horror movies
dolomite's pacing and apneling was gr8, esp at the end
THE BABY; god that sequence was horrible and amazing
the panels showing his hesitance as he slowly, maybe starts to crush its skull in the doorway
ouf
complex ethical question would you punt that baby
well if its infected, i don;t think there's a moral problem; but i don't think i could physically do it on a visceral level
wait did dolomite peremenently damage those it infected? or could they get uninfected and then live their lives
since that uh
changes it
nope
he does not

swe coo would totally punt that baby
probably if it wasnt infected too
Did it have a tentacle spike tongue?
Like that baby from justice?
If it has it then i'd totally keep one 
what's the chat?
Would you punt the zombie baby in blue hawaii
i mean it's mindless so i wouldn't care
@sleek mason I know that exists, I just don't call it a punch ghost because it's never used for direct attacks
its mindless but would turn back to a regular baby
Currently there is none willing to die for jouske or his goals
you would have to live the rest of your life knowing that youve ruined this baby's life forever
by punting it
I forgot what mamzuku wanted from the fruit
well
Yeah
and is also in danger too now so its fight or be killed
Yeah he got too involved
But noway he's dying your josk8
very surprising that despite being one of the more brutal main jojos, josuke still didnt punt that baby
makes me wonder if any main joestar would have
I can't think of any
@burnt pagoda, Your Stand Power is now level 9 !
Mabey Jonathan would hamon it
does poor tom count
Poor Tom confuses me
He is an old rock man who is the size of a baby, he has a suit drawn on him, and he is popular with girls
hes not a rock man i think hes just a guy

Nah I'm pretty sure he was a rock human
nah thats pure blood
Rock People can bleed, no?
Wait until the coloured chapters
kinda below his mouth
where his chin is
looks pretty rocky

I swear that emote is oingo
I know it most likely isn't
but it really does look like it
@winter escarp its not a cult its a church
kk
Nice

lol k


The Church is officially open for business

The religion of joshu
bruh
what
bruh
that explains it, thanks

King never
Id let joshu nut on me any day

ill never stop being impressed by peoples ability to be horney 4 stands
looking at you paisley park
Paisley is di molto tho
case in point
King nothing a little thicc tho

case in point
King nothing is nice
spice girl!!
Oh
case in point
Spice Girl is hella busty in the ED
damn i just unlocked the horney for stands pandoras box
What are some more hot stands
Hmmmm
Magicians Red
FURRY
Furry @rich hearth
Iโm feathery smh


Can anyone in jojolin beat a guy with a gun?

Stone free is ok enough
F


Okay is you say plz 


bruh

Bruh
also moody blues
make me a mod but instead of banning for breaking rules i just ban people for being horney for stands
Notorious big
I see I've logged in during the highest level discourse
He has big in his name
and that's it I think
Carne is pretty thicc too
Chonk
NOTORIOUS C.I.G
Carne ate too much Carne
Chain someker
His dick is SO big, he has to keep his zipper unzipped
Heart breaker
๐ฌ โฌ
Mandom hottest Stand by miles #MandomFandom
He can't reach his crotch when he wants to pee
Mandom is a fucking bracelet
Its so big he can suck it himself
Jonny couldn't walk cuz of him
Oh! Lonesome Me pretty hot ngl
this doesnt happen to any other channel but for some reason 80% of the time jjl channel devolves into galaxy brain chat
is it joshu
is it him
Scary monsters ๐ณ
It probably is
This is infact smooth brain talk
of requiem
thats true. we're jaded
translate scary monsters to spooky critters when anime comes
๐ณ
Jojolion chat is the most cultured chat
ikr
What will hey ya become?
It's tough in the window of time between 2 hours after the latest chapter and 1 hour before the next chapter
That's all you can really discuss
What will Hey Ya's crunchyroll name be?
Hey Bro
Hey You...
Hey Man
Sup Bro
being able to discuss all of jojos and the part still coming out is a disadvantage and an advantage at the same time
You're losing
You're losing
You're losing
I like sup bro cause it matches Hey yas personality
Your
What if Pocoloco actually ended up in a proper fight?
Joshu weed
Ez win
he would win easy
I mean his luck yeah
Super easy
not even with a stand he could do it
Guys why is every enemy in this part "rock hard"
Some random shit would happen and valentine would be struck by a meteor
I am a rock
They don't have a dick
bruh
yes they do
Imagine hey ya getting into a boxing pose
lets discuss
and weakly attempting to punch d4c
Villain has him immobilised with their Stand, goes in for the killing blow, dies of an aneurysm
Hey Ya's just there like, knew it would be ok
Ok but remember Kiss can give people 2 dicks
or 2 vagges
Probably
Oh yeah right yagami was over-circumsised
but if she takes off the sticker it becomes one fucked up dick
like bent and shit
We dont need to think about that tho
I got excited cause I saw the word boxing
2 dicks is too much admin
God damn it ๐
Aren't all dicks bent?
and then I came into this
what the hell
nut king call
What if pucci saw this chat
you would have to have a sticker on your dick and balls at all times

No one has a straight dick
He would join in

Pucci vs Flash
In a running race or what?
double dick kiss sticker discourse more populated than when a new chapter comes out
Which Stand does Pucci have 
This channel is uncharacteristically active rn wtf
its because of the double dick kiss sticker discourse
you mean MAIDEN HEAVEN

I LIKE THAT EMOJI
Probs flash
Btw, did you ever notice how HD's stand is just a more powerful version of i am a rock?
ok now why are we talking about pucci in 8 chat let's stop
Maiden Heaven is best censor name besides Reasonable Price
yeah i guess so swecoo
Oh shit ur right
What is I am a Rock lal
@stark fossil, Your Stand Power is now level 23 !
Blessed
except swecoo probably has a little more precision in what he can bring like with the gasoline
pucci talk can go here since hes the main villain of jjl
Hey yo yo ma here
wait
Yo yo ma main villain
Heโs just so fast that nobody notices him
i said swecoo i meant to say the i am the rock villain
mamezuku is SBR version of tonio and superfly guys child
Yo Yo Ma here to explain the joke
we need more skeleton stands
Just a dick ass skeleton bro
joshu isnt a stand but he is a dickass shit eating skeleton
Does skeleton things
Skelepeen
We jist had a skeleton stand
Yo yo ma so fat her belly button gets home before she does
Kinda
Look at him
boo
he's camouflaging the boat
Justice is the best skelly we have
what a responsible stand
Yoyo ma is a boy tho right?
Yo yo ma best boy
Cause u smell
damn
bruh
I just imageine Yo Yo Ma with Shigechi voice
Because hes best boy
He wants to help Josuke
I donโt see him with any other
Oi 8suke
if yo yo ma and poor tom and blue hawaii scary baby were sitting in a room who would you punt first
Desu 13 was best skeleton
Shigechi could 1 shot all of the marvel universe
Poor tom

Poor tom is an ugly shithead
Poor tom
Also soft and wet is p much just Harvest requiem
Poor tom is the ultimate chad
Poor Tom is a bitch ass motherfucker, he made my wife bleed
I was about to make a joke but that would be racist lmfao I will stop right now
Poor tom is a bitch
Poor Tom is a gynaecology specialist just bear that in mind
But he has clout
Also how would Ozon Baby actually fare if the user was not prepared?
Meanwhile what have you done with your life
do you mean you were about to make a racist joke or that jokes are racist in general
Like if Poor Tom was ambushed with Ozon Baby in his hands
I mean it's useless when unburied
@minor ore racist joke
Im at chapter 66 rn so im excited for ozon baby
bruh that's racist
I can make ozone baby
Throw it at your enemy's toe
Wack
How much is a white house lego set?
$89??
F
chats moving so fast nobody will see that joshu sux

Oh frick

Cheaper than a black house lego set

Holy shit
Wew
Thats so much money
Me and my stand GG allin
And it's not even official jjl merch yet
Guys 89
Spending 200 dollars on plastic 
haha worth more than the real white house amirite guys amirite or amirite haha
@minor ore joshu does not suck
Why the hell did ozon baby form as the fucking white house lego set
People spend a lot of money on plastic
@minor ore gottem
Poor Tom loves LEGO don't judge
Because why the hell not
Jojo figures
thanks man
poor Tom likes legos
Maybe Urban plays with burr puzzles at home
Usually
Poor Tom is a LEGO fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie
Poor tom is small because he wanted to be like a lego figure
Wh
Poor Tom is a LEGO fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie
bruh
Urban when he's not crossing his eyes for bad photos or wearing his bizarre 50's space movie get up plays with burr puzzles
"do it or i die"
damn
The lego ninjago movie
bruh
hey guys
Poor Tom is a WEED Fan, his favorite house is the burnt higashikata household
Booo
bruh
Doesnโt even have the same voice actors smh
No but my friend said there was nothing similar
The LEGO Ninjago Movie was eh
Joshu doesn't bring weed
Hey guys
i like the show more
Rhe weed is there already
Joshu brings weed into higashikata house
bruh
bruh

Bruh
That face is a bruhment
Bruh
-everyone

Poor Tom is a LEGO fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie
Poor Tom is a LEGO fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie
best facial expression ever
He looks like a 60s math teacher forced into military service
Poor Tom is a LEGO fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Mov
Poor Tom is a LEGO fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie
FUCK
Poor Tom is a LEGO fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie
look at him
Not joshu i mean urban gorill
urban Grill
lmao
bruh
nah he ain't leng wrunger two
Id like his stick ๐ณ ๐ณ
ling rungler

I once called him jack ranger by mistake

I sometimes love and sometimes regret looking at this chat
lang wrangler
@tidal ocean now i see what i've been missing
yeah @winter escarp you missed some epic shit
Wang langler
well i'm here now to witness
Poor Tom is a LEGO fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie
The sheer amount of activity here is making me ill
gonna be a sad day once the anime onlys get to this chat
Can we renale this chat to #shitposting
Poor Tom is a LEGO fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie
*rename
I mean
Poor Tom is a LEGO fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie
It's like #off-topic-general
Poor Tom is a LEGO fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie
even the shitpost of part 8 is better than part 3
Poor Tom is a LEGO fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie
fight me
Poor Tom is a LEGO fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie
ok pls stop now, lol
Poor Tom is a LEGO fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie
Poor Tom builds LEGO genitalia to practise on
someone is going to get fucking warned
this chat is actually just #jojo-overall-discussion but we also talk about joshu
Funny is spamming shit with D4C 
damn
What if Yo Yo Ma is just Sans and D an G is Papyrus?
What if valentine just
bruh
its like russian roulette but someone gets banned
And Part 8 when a new chapter comes out
This has turned into a tree lambo moment
indeed
This chat is like a weird ass cult
Bruhmomentum
Its not a cult
Joshuke
Its a church
The wait of chapters has effected us 
Of joshu
Me when i find out that there are only 2 joshu emotes
joshu react if ur gay haha
It's a common misconception that the Joshu Church is a Cult
Tree lambo
tree lambo
Not funny, didn't laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkO6uih5wr4 imma drop it here too
The remade version of the original theme! I made this one as i feel like i have improved quite a bit since the last one, and to cover some of the criticisms ...
Boo
That ost is great
Im bottom texting right now

shut up church of joshu pope

bruh
joshu bad
It's like baby's first orchestral mix
no u
Joshu smells of lavender and meat
"joshu bad"

wouldnt he smell of like
goodbye brother
yeah but why
fish and sewage water
๐ซ
Oh yeah lol
I listen to that ost all the time, especially the Josefumi song
ok sorry
Joshu smells of anime tits and coochie
Joshi smells like clout


