jojolion

[old marlin]

[lilac pumice]

Nah

[old marlin]

Ok buddy

[remote tree]

obviously a lot of them are shit for

[lilac pumice]

He is just an allegiance of the same interest

[old marlin]

In jojo theres like

[minor ore]

I feel like most female protags, in anime at least, are written kind of poorly.

[old marlin]

4 good females

[remote tree]

yeah

[lilac pumice]

Thats cause there are about 4 females

[old marlin]

Lucy, Jolyne, Yasuho, Other

[remote tree]

I really liked the two in part 4

[old marlin]

No theres actually a lot

[slim socket]

mom
miss cherry

[minor ore]

Not to sound sexist, I just mean I think they're never portrayed all that well.

[old marlin]

Thanks for mentioning this

[remote tree]

yeah in JoJo they are shit aye

[old marlin]

It didnt come off as sexist dw

[pastel adder]

They are getting better as of part 8 imo

[minor ore]

Again, why I love Jojo.

[remote tree]

Part 8 girls are toptier

kyo and yasuho and daiya

[old marlin]

^

[minor ore]

Remember when Reimi banished Kira to probably hell?

Shit was tight.

[old marlin]

Ohhhh

[lilac pumice]

Part 8 has such good Waifus since araki wanted to make it a romance story

[old marlin]

I forgot reimi fuck

[remote tree]

oh yeah reimi

[old marlin]

And Yukako

[lilac pumice]

Ohg shit

[old marlin]

Imo shes written well

[remote tree]

proper good waifu

[lilac pumice]

And Tomoko

[minor ore]

Yukako was awesome.

[old marlin]

Holy as well

[lilac pumice]

I can understand Joseph if you know what I mean

[old marlin]

Both of them

[remote tree]

m

[minor ore]

Holy was cool but underwritten.

[old marlin]

I know dw

[minor ore]

Understandably so as she was more of a plot point than anything.

[remote tree]

Trish was really boring

[minor ore]

Er, unless you mean Holy in 8.

[remote tree]

she had the potential to be cool as hell

[lilac pumice]

Trish was ok

She was good for the role she had to play

[pastel adder]

I agree, Trish was the weakest part of the gang

[old marlin]

Holy in JJL is kinda the same tho crow

[remote tree]

egh I feel like the main villians daughter could've been much better

[old marlin]

It applied to her as well

[minor ore]

True.

Gonna reread Vitamin C, be back in a bit.

[old marlin]

Niiice

[remote tree]

do we know how many volumes of part 8 there are gonna be?

[old marlin]

The way Damo used Vitamin C is honestly one of the fucking coolest ways A Jojo villain ever used their stand

Like that moment with the yen coin????

That was so fucking cool

[remote tree]

^

[old marlin]

And I'm not sure

I guess around 30

[remote tree]

I'd guess around SBR's length

[lilac pumice]

Well, I think JJL is in its last volumes

like i think it'll end in about 5 or 6

[pastel adder]

As soon as we see the harvest I think we'll get a feel for how close it is to being done

[lilac pumice]

true

[pastel adder]

If the harvest isn't the climax I suppose

[lilac pumice]

but its currently in its 20th volume

[slim socket]

welp. i'm keeping volume 20 for tomorrow. can't believe i'm at the end of jojo's 👀

[lilac pumice]

or was it 21?

[austere minnow]

being sure about what's going on in Jojolion in any capacity doesn't seem like something that should be in the same sentence together

[lilac pumice]

True that

Did you know the Head doctor was 89 though?

[slim socket]

there's so much unexplained that stating that is plain wrong lmao

[lilac pumice]

Yeah

Remember the Wall eyes?

[slim socket]

yup

[austere minnow]

Jojolion wallpapers for the chat

[pastel adder]

Current arc really feels like the July 15th arc in DiU

[lilac pumice]

(well they got brought up in the last chapter so that doesnt count anymore)

[slim socket]

we're still not sure how the new rokakaka works

or, the extent of its powers

[lilac pumice]

Well, basically

Full metal alchemist

[slim socket]

lul

no that's the regular rokakaka

[pastel adder]

Basically namekian fusion

[slim socket]

also, speed king

when joubin sets stuff on fire he says "speed king" and then "ignite".
like "star platinum" "the world"
it's a sub ability

[pallid crest]

speed king 1 is ugly

[slim socket]

ugly but somewhat cool looking

[pallid crest]

No

[lilac pumice]

Jobin is lying about his ability

[pallid crest]

Speed king 2 is good

[versed mango]

Speeed King 2 Electric Boogaloo

[pallid crest]

SPEEYAH king

[slim socket]

speed king has the ability of every summoner spell from league of legends and ignite is just the one we saw

[pallid crest]

nerd

[night portal]

love love deluxe best girl

[pallid crest]

the stand

Is sexy

[lilac pumice]

true

[slim socket]

if you're into that

xD

[minor ore]

Wait a minute.

[pallid crest]

pube manipulation

[lilac pumice]

The user is also pretty neat

[minor ore]

So I'm rereading Vitamin C rn, but I still don't get something.

If Damo was there before Josefumi and Kira were...

And Kira was a doctor on a ship...

[pallid crest]

What

[minor ore]

Is the head doctor really 89?

[lilac pumice]

Damn, is he really??

[versed mango]

No

He probably isn’t

[lilac pumice]

yeah

[versed mango]

It’s gonna be a hoax

[lilac pumice]

its not likely

But maybe he is

Also

[versed mango]

Maybe he is a she

[lilac pumice]

AU Joseph would be around the same age

[versed mango]

*its Holly

[lilac pumice]

And Speedwagon died at 89

[versed mango]

Stop

[lilac pumice]

So those are my picks

[pastel adder]

How is he getting away Rai he's fucking 89

[pallid crest]

Au Joseph is dead

[versed mango]

Stando Powaaaaaa

[lilac pumice]

STANDO POWAH

[kind owl]

@lilac pumice, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

[lilac pumice]

heh

[versed mango]

Speedwagon is waifs in both universes if that happens

[minor ore]

Ugh.

Damo has a punchable face.

[slim socket]

joseph knows hamon. in AU he's 89 but he trained so he's still young. change my mind.

[lilac pumice]

Cant the spin keep you younger too?

[pallid crest]

man said Hamon

[versed mango]

It’s spin boi not Hamon in this universe

[slim socket]

spin the oldness away from you?

[pallid crest]

Doesn’t spin make you old

ball breaker

[old marlin]

Joseph in au

Get outta here

[lilac pumice]

He exists

its canon

[versed mango]

It’s gonna be the TURTLE MAN

[old marlin]

[pallid crest]

Joseph is in au except he’s irrelevant

[slim socket]

actually, when is it mentioned that joseph is in AU?

[pallid crest]

family tree

[pastel adder]

ifunny.co

[slim socket]

ah

[lilac pumice]

When Josuke looks at the family tree you can see him

[old marlin]

Josefumi

Better known as

[versed mango]

the family tree before Shakedown Street arc

[old marlin]

Josephmi

[lilac pumice]

Josefumi is just Okuyasu X Josuke fanfic

And okuyasu layed the egg

[pallid crest]

za hando the egg

The the hand hand noise

[versed mango]

Instead of swiping everything away, it Incase’s it in the egg realm

[pallid crest]

Kyo be like:

[lilac pumice]

The best Fanfic is wholesome couple Dio and Jonathan raising Giorno

[pallid crest]

Bruno took the kids

[lilac pumice]

He has the karen haircut

[minor ore]

Btw, all joking aside, can someone explain Josuke's nautical theme to me?

[old marlin]

[minor ore]

I get that Kira was a ship doctor.

But like, is there anything else?

[lilac pumice]

He has a sailor hat

[minor ore]

guess you're not a man of the sea

Damn.

[lilac pumice]

No but If you loose all your memories and find yourself in a Sailor uniform

Wont you assume to be one

[slim socket]

bubbles and a sailor hat. all you need.

[lilac pumice]

And by Uniform I mean Completely naked with a sailor hat

[slim socket]

on a sidenote, am i the only one thinking josuke stands there like a dumbass instead of using his stand, way too often?

[lilac pumice]

Nope

Josuke casually uses his stand

But forgets he has an ability

[slim socket]

yeah....

[lilac pumice]

Like we went about 10 chapters without him using Plunder

[slim socket]

steal life from enemy
ez

[old marlin]

@minor ore hes a man of the sea

[lilac pumice]

Plundering Time

[minor ore]

One more thing.

[old marlin]

And Sailor outfits are really really cool

[lilac pumice]

also is he a man of the jacuzzi?

[old marlin]

No that's Ojirou

[minor ore]

Wasn't Norisuke extremely pissed when he thought Josuke was forcing himself on Daiya?

What resolved that?

[old marlin]

Yup

Cant recall

[minor ore]

I may just be forgetting.

[old marlin]

Mightve been something to do with this arc tbh

Or

[lilac pumice]

Well, Daiya forced herself on him

[old marlin]

Something earlier

But Norisuke didnt know that

[slim socket]

that's the powah of california king bed. you forgot that chapter. kek

[minor ore]

I know but Norisuke thought otherwise.

[old marlin]

I'll try to find it

If mot

Then those were just hollow words

[lilac pumice]

And I think Noriuske would be ok with him and Daiya being together if mutual

[old marlin]

WAIT

Could it have been I am a rock?

[lilac pumice]

Since I think Noriuske really likes Josuke

[old marlin]

He worked with him there @minor ore

I think that's what it was

He gained his trust then

[minor ore]

Ah.

[slim socket]

ok but josuke and daiya is technically incest 👀

[minor ore]

That arc was when Daiya tried to hypnotize Josuke.

Or whayeber.

[lilac pumice]

Not really

[minor ore]

With her stand.

Whatever*

[lilac pumice]

3rd times cousins+ isnt considered incest

[old marlin]

Yeah it was but I am a Rock came after

[lilac pumice]

Am I rock though?

[minor ore]

Norisuke is great and I love him.

[lilac pumice]

to bad hes dead

[old marlin]

No he isnt!!!!

Hes fine!! Knock on wood

[minor ore]

HE

IS

FINE

[lilac pumice]

Tsurugi is the Main villain

[old marlin]

Knock on wood

@ crow

[pastel adder]

Tsurugi has king crimson as of the last chapter, let's be real

[slim socket]

"3rd times cousins+ isnt considered incest"
cool next time we do it it'll be my fourth

[old marlin]

King nothing is such a good fucking stand design wise

Like ability wise it's still really cool and unique

[pastel adder]

My favorite (see pfp)

[old marlin]

But holy fuck it's one of the best designed stands eber

[lilac pumice]

yeah true

[old marlin]

I love it unconditionally

[slim socket]

king nothing has best design, best name, cool designed ability but god damn it why is it not even a punching ghost

[lilac pumice]

It'll never top my Weather Report but its really good nonetheless

[old marlin]

Imo DD tops WR

But that's personal taste since im a slut for Annasui

[minor ore]

:(

[lilac pumice]

Diver down is pretty cool

[old marlin]

Listen dude

Have you seen annasui?

[slim socket]

annasui can technically reverse fist you

[lilac pumice]

Girl anasui >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Guy Anasui

[minor ore]

Nah I get it and respect your opinion. You jusy happen to be wrong is all.

:^)

[lilac pumice]

^^^^

[old marlin]

:/

[lilac pumice]

no but

Girl anasui was the best thing

[slim socket]

guy annasui is better because guys in jojo's have bigger tits.

[lilac pumice]

and I hope DP at least keeps it just to fool anime onlys

[old marlin]

I hope they make him a Male from the start

BUT

[lilac pumice]

Or just keep Girl anasui throughout the whole of the Part 6 adaptation

[old marlin]

I really really REALLY hope Annakiss is female

I think theyll make him Male

The entire way throuhh

And Annakiss is probably gonna be male

But holy fuck

[slim socket]

annakiss?

[old marlin]

If Annakiss is a female

[lilac pumice]

Ireneverse anasui

[old marlin]

That's annasui's AU name

[slim socket]

huh.

[lilac pumice]

I really hope they turn Anasui back into a girl

I really really hope so

Just to flex on arakis old editors

[austere minnow]

your hope will be mercilessly crushed by despair

[slim socket]

you think araki would be for that? i think he would

and honestly there might be a chance

[old marlin]

No one actually knows the reason to the change btw

[lilac pumice]

We can assume it was due to the restricitions

but it was probably due to the deadlines

[austere minnow]

we can also assume its because araki hated female annasui and just wanted a new character

[old marlin]

The most widely accepted answer is the editors at Shueisha forced him to change her to male

But its almost never been spoken on I believe

[lilac pumice]

Well, its unclear

[old marlin]

Exactly

[lilac pumice]

but there is some evidence

[old marlin]

Theres almost no info as to why the change was made

[lilac pumice]

The thing is araki is to good of a human being to say sth about that

[austere minnow]

there IS no info, however if you have evidence to the contrary I'd love to see it

because I WANT IT

[slim socket]

same

@ me

[lilac pumice]

There are just speculations based on some interviews

[old marlin]

I need to reread I am a Rock

[slim socket]

tfw it's 6:30am

[lilac pumice]

timezone time

[slim socket]

i live in polnareffland

[lilac pumice]

I live in Stroheimland

[slim socket]

nice.

[lilac pumice]

but with less nazi

[slim socket]

are you sure? (ok let's not get into german politics)

[minor ore]

Wait ok.

[lilac pumice]

well, german politics are bad is all ima say

[minor ore]

Why did Kira approach Josefumi about getting the fruit?

[lilac pumice]

Cuz they gay

[slim socket]

xD

[kind owl]

@slim socket, Your Stand Power is now level 9 !

[slim socket]

ok, night guys

[lilac pumice]

gn

[minor ore]

Gn.

[lilac pumice]

or more like good morning amirite

[slim socket]

yeah 👀

[old marlin]

@minor ore He was his only friend?

Like I believe that was the reason

I havent read it in a while

[minor ore]

Ok.

[lilac pumice]

they still hella gay

[old marlin]

But iirc he was talking about how they're big money and how he could steal them to make a fortune but Josefumi knew it was to save holly

So like

Josefumi decided to help since Holly is his vision of happiness

[lilac pumice]

Like no joke they are 100% gay for each other and I'm all for it

their balls are constantly touching

anyways lads,

[minor ore]

This arc is hard to read.

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 11 !

[pallid crest]

Which

[old marlin]

Vitamin C

[minor ore]

Josuke's backstpry.

AAAGH typing on a tablet.

[pallid crest]

oh

why is it hard

Like in quality or it’s sad

[minor ore]

Just makes me sad.

[old marlin]

Same tbh

[minor ore]

Good quality.

Josefumi

[pallid crest]

2 bros chillin in the dirt

[grizzled pilot]

kinda gay

[old marlin]

Josefumi saying hes been dead hurts

But

Him basically being reborn

Kinda

Kinda saves it

[grizzled pilot]

who is the most homophobic character in jojo

[pastel adder]

Mista

[old marlin]

Mista

[grizzled pilot]

no mista

[old marlin]

You

[grizzled pilot]

im thinking maybe valentine

or rohan

[old marlin]

Anyone in part 1 2 3 or 4 is probably highly Homophobic

Cuz you know

When they took place

Maybe not 4

But def 3 and below

[grizzled pilot]

no way dude

[old marlin]

7 as well

I think Smokey hated Gays tbh

[grizzled pilot]

sdc is a bunch of gay dudes on a roadtrip

[old marlin]

Yeah but they beat up Hol Horse

A gay guy

[grizzled pilot]

the agents of dio, well, hard to say

[old marlin]

Literally any Male servant of DIO was gay

Therefore they hate gays

[grizzled pilot]

beating em up is fine if they're gay too

[primal grove]

def Mista

[grizzled pilot]

besides not all of them were gay

no mista

[old marlin]

Remember when Jotaro said "Yare Yare... Gays..."

And then threw a dog

[primal grove]

well, Pucci literally became a priest to pray the gay away

so there's that

[old marlin]

Yeah ig

Participating in a lynching is pretty gay ngl

[grizzled pilot]

straight agents include forever, cameo, d'arby the younger, maybe mariah

[minor ore]

"I died when I drowned."

AAAAGH

[grizzled pilot]

rohan is like

gay and homophobic

[old marlin]

Cameo took dick daily dont lie to yourself

ZZ gave handies daily

Literally canon reason why he had balloon arms

[viscid lintel]

<remember part 3 characters

[grizzled pilot]

cameo ehh

ZZ totally

[old marlin]

Forever liked little girls

[grizzled pilot]

oh snap i got it it's enya

[old marlin]

Is she really an agent tho

[grizzled pilot]

enya and also j. geil

yes?

[old marlin]

Shes like

An N Gin

Type of character

[viscid lintel]

Tf are we debating

[old marlin]

Or Igor character

[viscid lintel]

George what are we debating

[grizzled pilot]

homophobia

[viscid lintel]

Oh damb

Most popular topic of the week

Every week

[grizzled pilot]

who is the most homophobic character in jojo

no mista

[old marlin]

You

[primal grove]

i guess formaggio as well

oh d'oh

[grizzled pilot]

formaggio is homophobic

[primal grove]

he was like "you buying women shit?"

that's gay as fuck narancia

[old marlin]

Idk

Drowning in your own blood is p gay

[grizzled pilot]

he died of bullet wounds

formaggio is homophobic and gay

[viscid lintel]

Shut up George

[old marlin]

That's p straight actually

[grizzled pilot]

but not in the same way rohan is

polnareff is like too dumb for sexuality i think

[old marlin]

Hes

The perv

What are you talking about

Hes Homophobic

[grizzled pilot]

people will ask polnareff if he's straight and he'll be like ???

[viscid lintel]

Shut up George

[old marlin]

Please hit him with an Actually Jammal

I'm tired of hearing him talk

[grizzled pilot]

polnareff has a single brain cell and he can't waste it on stuff like that

[old marlin]

@primal grove save me

[viscid lintel]

No one is saving you George

[grizzled pilot]

is mike's name george now

[viscid lintel]

Who

[primal grove]

George Michael?

[viscid lintel]

Who dat

[primal grove]

yes

[old marlin]

Jammal PLEASE

[viscid lintel]

Damb George don’t like me 😔

[grizzled pilot]

abdul loves polnareff and polnareff is like too dumb to ever understand any meaningful gesture he does for him

by the end of sdc they were engaged but polnareff never figured it out

and it only makes abdul's death all the more tragic. rip king

[old marlin]

Ok but you're the most homophobic jojo character

[grizzled pilot]

im valentine

[minor ore]

Holy shit, this ending is probably my favorite to any non-final arc in all of Jojo.

Damo was so fucking despicable.

Valentine only cares whether you're american or not

[grizzled pilot]

oh i forgot how homophobic damo was too

[old marlin]

Crow did you like the yen coin part as much as I did

[viscid lintel]

😔

[minor ore]

Damo killed a gay couple, he homophobic

[old marlin]

That's like my most favorite attack in all of jojo

[grizzled pilot]

LOVE the yen coin part

[minor ore]

I did, it was super cool.

Amazing panels.

No words at all, no redemption, just vengeance.

[viscid lintel]

Watch George boutta complain about colored panels

Calling it now

[old marlin]

Ee

Colored Jojolion ewwwww

[grizzled pilot]

jjl actually looks good coloured

[old marlin]

Ewwwwww

[grizzled pilot]

more than i can say for most other parts tbh

[viscid lintel]

CALLED IT

🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

[grizzled pilot]

i feel like it actually does jojo's art justice

[old marlin]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[viscid lintel]

Get fucked George

wait is George actually ur name?

[grizzled pilot]

:v

[viscid lintel]

Every time I say it he leaves

[old marlin]

No

[grizzled pilot]

kill word

[viscid lintel]

Damnit

crosses George off the list

Onto Steve

[grizzled pilot]

is your real name tyrone

[viscid lintel]

That’s for you to decide

[grizzled pilot]

my name is jonathan joestar. i hope we can be friends

[viscid lintel]

😳

[grizzled pilot]

oh im glad to hear that hes alive and doing well

[tawny mist]

we do never know what happened to him

he might be

[old marlin]

This is Avdol

[grizzled pilot]

he's right in the middle

[viscid lintel]

I wish I could see the photo

WAIT

[smoky maple]

is there any deaths in part 8?

[old marlin]

No everyone's just sleeping

[minor ore]

No main characters yet, discounting ||Josefumi and Kira.||

[old marlin]

Damn..

[minor ore]

potentially norisuke too

[minor ore]

i can't wait for the censorship once ozone baby gets animated

[tawny mist]

isn't norisuke dead and the current arc is a flashback to before then?

[old marlin]

Only the second is confirmed

[minor ore]

@ 💝imSlothy9💝 (Wiki Only) how much do you like Kyo I'm gonna rank the JJL girls I remember, it's either based on sex appeal or how good they are
Kyo is alright in terms of sex appeal. Her stand and the Born This Way fight were actually pretty good.
The big reason I want her to come back so bad is that Araki has left someone who is meant to be a spy out of the story for like 60 chapters which is a big ??????
Atm her being a spy makes close to no sense as to how she managed to gain the Higashikatas trust or anything like that. @old marlin

If she does come back and it makes sense for the plot then that'd be nice. Then I would put her higher on the character lists

[smoky maple]

is anybody in hishigata

idk how spell

villians?

[austere minnow]

repeat what you just said

but in a full sentence

[minor ore]

Yes there are villains

Jobin

Kaato

Kaato hasn't done shit since blue hawaii

If she doesn't appear with a significant role in next 5 chapters might aswell list her out

[minor ore]

Main villain kaato btw guys!

[supple totem]

has there arrived some sneakpeaks of chapter 88?

[minor ore]

Usually few days before relase

We get a page or two

[supple totem]

it has been 19 days since last chapter. So the new one is like in 1 or 2 weeks

nise

[minor ore]

I haven't been this hyped for a chapter since last month...

Wait

Can't wait for Caato to appear and obliterate Ojiro to save his beloved son and granddaughter

That would ruin the entire fight honestly

I've got some predictions:
-ojiro's ability has slightly changed because his personality has changed too
-tsurugi is not gonna be helping jobin for a lot, he'll get eliminated from the fight pretty early on
-the chapter will end with either a tease or a reveal of jobin's hidden ability

perhaps

would be too bad though because pmk is pretty powerful

jobin's hidden ability is to nigerundayo and leave his child

I think he might have used that one quite often back in the day

I think Tsurugi will definitely use his new power, so maybe he is somewhat useful in this fight

Ojiro is already controlling his arm, he might control him fully later

Ojiro is a fucking badass btw

He's now like a private investigator or some shit

while still being a fuckin goof

And a grade A trash man

He makes college dorms look like Mr. Clean's bedroom

I really fear that he's just going to be beaten and we'll never see him again

That would be pretty disappointing

Because if Jobin beats him I don't think he'll spare him

I think he might die too

He already revealed the location of the new fruit

then his return would have been pointless

He's gonna be buried in his own trash

[austere minnow]

tbh, aside from putting marks on Tsurugi without harming him, I don't think fun fun fun has changed. I initially thought it was going to change, but then he just got on top of the Higashikata house and used it the same way he always did

if it has changed it probably has an EXTRA ability now

[minor ore]

It's like how heaven's door changed, the ability is still the same but the method of activation is a lot better

Maybe now he can control any body part without injury, that's actually pretty powerful considering his situation now

[austere minnow]

that's implying he's able to get on top of his opponents

[minor ore]

Kaato main villain guys

He IS on top of them

Just wait like

I think Ojiro's role is just to bring more conflict and make Tsurugi be under more pressure so Jobin realizes he's: 1)about to f*cking die, 2)super powerful

20 more chapters

You'll see!

Ok, Fake rhinoceros beetle x4

Caato was mentioned a lot this past couple chapters, along with the HD

High Definition is the true main villain, curse that darned 720p!

[austere minnow]

yeah he was on top of them at the house which I already mentioned, we have no idea where the next fight will be

[minor ore]

Ojiro has the high ground

Hes nuts

He wants to take fruit

Xd

Nah actually

He wants to incriminate the higashikatas

[austere minnow]

Nah bro, not even that, he just wants to make his sugar momma happy

[minor ore]

He just wants his fingers back

That reminds me ojro is the first milf hunter who actually succeeded in his hunt

[austere minnow]

YOU ARE RIGHT

[minor ore]

Well we have how many more volumes left

3? So that’s 12 months worth of chapters

huh

That puts us at around 24 volumes like SBR

we don't know how many volumes are left

I’d say it will run for about a year and a half

Maybe 2 more years

no one knows

Idk but I’m super hype, I just ordered vol 1-20 for $80

Could have bought 8 copies of street fighter V

It will help me learn japanese, might try and take the national N4 test this winter

Hm

[austere minnow]

imagine not buying SFV Arcade Edition

spend the extra 10 dollars

[minor ore]

Imagine not buying the cyberpunk 2077 collectors

For $250

Cause I did

On my dads credit card

OOOS

[austere minnow]

Imagine preordering a game

[minor ore]

Imagine not trusting CD projekt

They treat games like art

Not for money

Btw, consider buying cyberpunk on GOG since 100% of the money goes to CDPR, they own the platform

Yeah

No drm too

[austere minnow]

Witcher bored me but that's probably cause I hate the fantasy genre in general

[minor ore]

Yeah I’m more futuristic

I loved it, the characters were just SO GOOD

Should I minor in Japanese at penn state? It’s like 10ish credits

Hm

I’m really bad at self teaching and I need something to push me

I never teared up during a single game, but blood and wine had me in tears

I’m okay at self teaching actually

Blood and wine is fucking insane

It's better than the base game imo

For sure

Graphically too

It had a morioh feel to it

2080 1440p, 144hz, 110fps

That was my experience

A gold one

I got the absolute worst ending though

even though the course you take to get it is the most logical one

Lol

I feel like learning Japanese is a weeb thing, but like I only like jojo stuff

But I’m not a weeb, can I just not enjoy Japanese without being called one

: (

Eh, you can do it if you want to

I know quite a bit now

There’s a national test you can take at a testing center, from n1-n5, n1 being the hardest

It’s like $40, but it tests ur skills really well. Like an AP exam

#jojolion

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 19 !

[minor ore]

Xd

You could buy like 1/6th of a cyberpunk collector's edition with that money

Haha

Already got it so

Yeah back to jojolion, tsuguri is going to kill ojiro and Jobin is gonna go “wtf”

Watch

Ojiro is going to get FUCKED by tsuguris new ability

Jobin is gonna have the joshu face

AKA secretly the head doctor

Cause when he was transforming, the skip ability activated

Just like when people looked at the head doctor

That’s why he blacked out

The head doctor took over

Inb4 diavolo

Yeah that’s my theory for this part

But I doubt it

Me too

Araki smart af

I theorized about HD being diavolo ever since his reveal

Tooshu is working for him

Or something weird

they don't have that much in common

Tooshu

Well all I want is for yasuho and josuke to be happy

Joshu x tooru

But I have a feeling josuke will split

And josefumi will be lonely again

Eh

Since that’s one of his biggest fears

I'm thinking he's gonna fuse with holly to save her

Then they'll both die and make the part 9 jojo or something

Hermaphrodite

I mean what

Nice

Josuke is a cute bean

Love him no homo

Woah there

Josefumi x kira

Yasuho x joshu 😍

Joshu x Caato

Tsuguri x damo

That’s fucked I’m sorry

LOL

Beetle x beetle

Aka John Lennon x Ringo Starr

Those are their names right?

[robust ibex]

close enough

[minor ore]

I'm not a beetles fan

They fuckin' suck big tiiiiiiime

[fast crow]

Guys

What’s the eldests daughter named

I’m actually so pissed

She’s so fucking sexy

And she gets fucked by classic ugly bastard

Atleast make him attractive and not like 60 years old

How could she be so dumb to let him seduce her

[minor ore]

true

and I think she said it was her first bf

Damo is a cutie what

Damo would be hot if he wasn't fat

no

[fast crow]

Damo looks like the president before Jesus

But like 10x worst

[minor ore]

yeah

[robust ibex]

it was hato

i believe

[fast crow]

Yea harp

[minor ore]

Except that fv still had good hair at the time

[fast crow]

Hate

Hair

Hato

Fricking autocorrect

[robust ibex]

[fast crow]

Wtf is Hato’s taste

[minor ore]

Hate, hair and hato
The jojolion novel

[fast crow]

Lmao

I like the story so far

But now I have to read uncolored

[minor ore]

What's that nickname

[fast crow]

Once I catch up I’m gonna reread part 7

[minor ore]

What does volume 62 mean

[robust ibex]

whats taking the rest of jojolion colored so long

[fast crow]

Of jojolion

[minor ore]

you mean chapter

[robust ibex]

its been 5 months

[fast crow]

Oh

Oof

Boom better

Damn

Not showing on mobile

[robust ibex]

we're still on blue lagoon for colored jojolion

[minor ore]

Yeah wtf

I wanna see my sexy ojiro colored

[fast crow]

Yea same that’s where I just finished

[minor ore]

Uhn

Ojiro was colored, but only the unsexy version

Yeah

Duh

Btw did anyone notice how ojiro's design mirrors pesci? Especially considering how ojiro's stand is called fun fun fun, a beach boys song

wut no

Ojiro looks good

Pesci mmm

He has the same jacket

Had a similar haircut at first

Ojiro is smart at least

Ojiro got laid too

Narancia died a virgin probsbly

Poor guy

unless

how long did he stay in prison

ok it was a year

Plenty of time...

yep

He said Volaire Via

Giorno is still a good boy

[hushed rover]

Hot take: The real head doctor is already dead, and Josuke with the rest of the duwang gang 2.0 are chasing old man Tsurugi

[cosmic bone]

Could work

Seeing what happened to the babu

It's stoner ocean all over again

[soft raptor]

The head doctor was a participant in the SBR race who was after the corpse

Maybe AU Shigechi

[desert crane]

I can’t be bothered reading the black and white part 8

I’m up to date

With colours

Coloured one

[minor ore]

have you tried the b&w

it still looks nice

[minor ore]

It's not as messy as other b&w

Yeah it’s very clear @desert crane

Literally part 1-6 in black and white sucks

[finite rock]

Part 8 had a massive improvement in artstyle

[soft raptor]

I think that the backgrounds are a lot less cluttered so it’s easier to tell what’s going on in part 8 b&w

[minor ore]

Yeah

[soft raptor]

Plus it’s cool to have all them details because once it’s in colour it looks amazing

You just got to concentrate hard to read the other parts in b&w

[old marlin]

"Cant be bothered"

Literal clown lmao

Behind by 20 chapters all because you wanna read with eye melting colors lmal

[slim socket]

ok so paisley park has a mouth now.

[glossy cove]

I’m not a big fan of JoJolion’s character designs. I have yet to read it, why do people like it?

[minor ore]

I do

Shit read it wrong

[rocky charm]

Because it's good

[glossy cove]

Like I miss either the muscular designs from parts 1-3 or the cool and stylish outfits of parts 4 and 7. But part 8 just kind of looks dumb by comparison.

I’m just curious to why people like it.

But in what way?

[minor ore]

I like the more realistic looking aspect for characters in this modern day morioh

[rocky charm]

It's a really good part

With a fun plot

And awesome characters

[glossy cove]

Yeah, but part 4’s Kira had a down to earth, modern day design. Without looking like a stripper.

[minor ore]

he's just talking about the artstyle tho

What stripper lol

that's more of part 5 and 6 thing

[glossy cove]

Really? Part 8 with pants falling down to reveal 4 balls?

[minor ore]

What does that prove

[slim socket]

i feel like jojo gets more jojo as parts go on, so part 8 is the most jojo of them all lmao

[glossy cove]

You don’t see that happening with Giorno, or Anyone else from part 5

[minor ore]

Also by modern day I meant something like what we see now in the 2010s

For part 4 Kira it was 1999

Just talking about how it's nice to see a modern city on Morioh

[glossy cove]

So people wear sailor outfits that show their midriff now?

[minor ore]

ok what are you talking about

[slim socket]

when i was born kira might've been fucking a hand. nice thought. (1999)

[glossy cove]

Lol

[rocky charm]

"Sailor outfits that show their midriff"

Let me introduce you to Watanabe You, who almost exclusively wears those

[glossy cove]

Okay, I guess they did that... also Joseph did that in part 2

[minor ore]

how about goddamn passione

Mista

[glossy cove]

But I think the only thing that makes me kind of iffy.
Is Josuke. I think I’d like him more later, but he just seems....
I don’t know, there is just something wrong.

[slim socket]

holy shit

be a female in JJL
be a total whore
buy rokakakas
yeet foetuses
eternal youth ez

[minor ore]

well yeah Josuke is supposed to be the goofiest JoJo

[rocky charm]

Rokakaka is the best form of abortion since it also works as plastic surgery

[slim socket]

^ this

[glossy cove]

Yeah, like I said. I probably will like him when I get to him after reading part 7 completely. But I so far hate his design the most out of all the JOJos

[minor ore]

I get that jjl design can seem more mundane that other parts

And it's the point

[glossy cove]

No it’s not that

[slim socket]

he's twice as manly as any other jojo though

[glossy cove]

He just looks stupid

[minor ore]

do you mean the design of most characters or just him

[glossy cove]

Him

[minor ore]

but yeah he does look stupid

it is his character

[glossy cove]

Like really stupid

[slim socket]

he's supposed to, he's super goofy

[pastel adder]

The sailor outfit is fire wtf

[minor ore]

well when you're just new to the world you should be

[slim socket]

not talking about the outfit

[glossy cove]

Yeah but Joseph was goofy. But he was cool

[minor ore]

Gappy has to be the least disliked jojo

[glossy cove]

Same goes for Josuke part 4

[slim socket]

josuke is goofy as in kinda dumb, not clown

[minor ore]

you'll get to love him

[slim socket]

^

[glossy cove]

Hopefully

[slim socket]

and i mean

you can't not like jojo's

[rocky charm]

^

If you don't like Jojo's you don't count as a person

Just a basic fact

[minor ore]

well I know that's not the case for several people

[glossy cove]

I realize that.

This guy also looks stupid as fucc

[grizzled pilot]

dude get your head checked

[slim socket]

how many minor characters have looked stupid already, really?

[glossy cove]

What kind of hair is that?????

Yeah

[minor ore]

again part of his character

[glossy cove]

But especially this guy

[slim socket]

look just read it lmao

[minor ore]

makes me like him more

[rocky charm]

Dude he's got Medusa hair

It's fucking awesome

[slim socket]

it's like algae. photosynthesis. take vitamin :^)

[glossy cove]

Now there is one character I’ve seen that does look cool

[minor ore]

pls say kira

[glossy cove]

Kyo and Kira are fucking amazing

[slim socket]

what about best girl yasuho

[glossy cove]

Who?

[slim socket]

welp. read time 👀

[glossy cove]

So far best designed along with Kira

[minor ore]

Also..

[glossy cove]

Cactus

[kind owl]

@glossy cove, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

[slim socket]

best girl yasuho

i'm tempted to say best girl of jojo's but i don't want to get crucified

[versed mango]

Yasuho is top tier

[pastel adder]

She is best girl of JoJo

literally uncontested

[slim socket]

pleasantly surprised

[versed mango]

Jolyne is in that tier with Suzy Q and Trish and Yasuho for best girls

[glossy cove]

Ok

That is a good design

[minor ore]

have you seen Jobin yet

[pastel adder]

Trish more like

trash

[slim socket]

also, she goes UwU

[glossy cove]

So it really is just mc and his dumb bowl cut best friend.

[rocky charm]

She also licks her elbbow

[slim socket]

YES

[minor ore]

not really friend

[glossy cove]

Frenemie?

[minor ore]

ye

[glossy cove]

Okay him and mr sailor boy with a sexual innuendo stand.

Have bad designs

[slim socket]

[minor ore]

ok

[glossy cove]

[slim socket]

i wouldn't say looking silly is bad design

[glossy cove]

[slim socket]

tfw you write dab instead of bad

[minor ore]

Josuke looks good

[glossy cove]

With your eyes ripped out ^

[minor ore]

tbh I used to not be a fan of his design at first

[slim socket]

can we just agree that every new part and designs are "out there" until not anymore

[glossy cove]

Reads part 8, expecting to hate it. But afterwards :

[slim socket]

i mean nothing can top speedwagon

[glossy cove]

But of course

For he is best boi

Best waifu

[slim socket]

oh sorry, yasuho isn't best girl, speedwagon is

[glossy cove]

Best god

[slim socket]

yasuho is 2nd

[minor ore]

wait johnny got crushed by a rock?;lmao

[glossy cove]

Duh

[minor ore]

im still at the beginning of jojolion and it just said that

and it had a funny picture of johnnys dead body

[slim socket]

the rat pushed that rock

[minor ore]

lol he looks like one of those larvae infested people from dark souls

[slim socket]

or orphan or kos lmao

[old marlin]

He looks like a Winter Latern

[austere minnow]

what the heck is that

[minor ore]

yeah lol

[pastel adder]

from either bloodborne or dark souls

[slim socket]

bloodborne

the best game if the series is still demon's souls change my mind

[pastel adder]

its ds3 actually

nuclear take

[slim socket]

yeet
opinions

[minor ore]

oh shit

he just done shot himself lmao

oh

lol

ok

yasuho got pulled into a hole and is getting felt up wtf

[glossy cove]

Blood borne is amazing

[minor ore]

i havent played any games in the souls series besides the first one

but i really want to play bloodborne

[pastel adder]

play it

it do be good

[latent burrow]

all of the souls borne games are banging

[glossy cove]

Indeed a man of true culture

[minor ore]

WHAT THE FUCK

bruh joshus crazy

[minor ore]

he done tried to rape yasuho

[lilac pumice]

well

he thought she was into it

And she kinda was, since she thought he was Josuke

[copper jay]

I dont think she wasn’t into it at the moment as she was scared and didn’t know what was going on

And Joshu tried to advantage of her which is messed up

[kind owl]

@copper jay, Your Stand Power is now level 9 !

[minor ore]

I like king nothings face

i hate the stand designs in jojolion

but i like king nothing

[mossy robin]

JoJolion Stands are probably some of my favorites.

Other than, like.

Schottkey.

Les Feuilles isn't that great either.

[minor ore]

fun fun fun looks like a zizzle

[mossy robin]

Fun Fun Fun is the single greatest Stand in all of media.

[copper jay]

I honestly hate the name Doggystyle but i really like the design and ability

[mossy robin]

I think it's fine. I don't hate any Stand names.

[mossy robin]

Except for Les Feuilles at first because it's hard to remember.

[viscid lintel]

I don’t understand why a lot of JJL stands have physically forms

[mossy robin]

DUDE I REMEMBER THAT NOW.

[austere minnow]

you're just adding onto its perfection

[viscid lintel]

Such as Doggystyle and LL Deluxe

[cosmic bone]

Funfunfun should have been beach boy

[minor ore]

i thought too little stands had physical forms in sbr

[copper jay]

My friend speaks french so he helped me out in remember les feuilles

[mossy robin]

Feuilles, Feuilles, Feuilles.

[viscid lintel]

Don’t nearly all stands have a form in that part?

[mossy robin]

It's so damn hard to remember.

[viscid lintel]

I can’t think of one that didn’t

[minor ore]

yeah but they are all so miniscule that its hard to notice

[copper jay]

One of the apex bros

Didnt have a physical form stand

Also Doctor Wu

[mossy robin]

Mandom could've just been a wristwatch, or Boku no Rhythm wo Kiitekure didn't need one.

[viscid lintel]

I just don’t like physical forms that don’t do anything

[mossy robin]

But they had one anyhow.

[viscid lintel]

And just sit there

[mossy robin]

Tusk doesn't do anything until Act 4.

[viscid lintel]

Yeah

[mossy robin]

Scan just kinda rides the ball.

[viscid lintel]

I liked those designs atleast

[copper jay]

I didn’t really get the forms of tusk either

[viscid lintel]

So I guess it’s just design bias against LL Deluxe

[austere minnow]

I fucking love Mandom's design

its so nice

[viscid lintel]

It’s just so generic to me

[copper jay]

Tusk act 3’s design is an abomination

[mossy robin]

Love Love Deluxe has hair, making it stand out from other Stands easily.

[austere minnow]

the fucking leathery cushion look is so nice on mandom

[viscid lintel]

It is

It’s cool

[mossy robin]

Star Platinum is the only other one I can remember with hair.

Because hair on a Stand normally doesn't look good.

At all.

[austere minnow]

I mean Walking Heart KIND OF has hair

[mossy robin]

It's more spaghetti than hair.

[austere minnow]

oh wait; apparently High Priestess had hair, but that stand was ugly as fuck

[copper jay]

I wanted to see more of Damo before Josuke killed him tbh

[mossy robin]

High Priestess didn't have hair, but the metal waving around made it look that way.

IIRC.

[austere minnow]

wdym

[mossy robin]

Nevermind, that's hair.