#jojolion

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minor ore
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yes

viscid parcel
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this part is a mindfuck already

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so many old characters but in different forms

summer tree
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Chalk man is Araki

supple totem
gentle cradle
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Part 8 is weird so far

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I'm just after the first beetle fight

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Joshu is my favourite character don't @ me

limber bison
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Part 8 gets mildly less weird but never stops being mysterious

gentle cradle
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It's unusually straight

tender geyser
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šŸ¤” there has never been any non straight relationship in JoJo so how is it "unusually straight"

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being flamboyant doesn't mean people are gay

waxen token
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There have been gay relationships

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Sorbet and Gelato

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Tiziano and Squalo

minor ore
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They never really confirmed sorbet and gelato but they both probably were

waxen token
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there's no way they weren't

minor ore
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part 5 gayest part

tender geyser
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men hugging other men JoJo fans : "must be gay"

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Not saying that he has to explicitly say whether a character is gay or not but iirc they made a big point that no one knew whether sorbet and gelato were gay or not

minor ore
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men showing off their ass with a feminine pose while wearing crop tops, latex jeans and lipstick
debosneed: "must be straight"

tender geyser
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yeh pretty much

gentle cradle
tender geyser
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showing like two examples doesnt mean that jojo is mainly "gay"

minor ore
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My dude, jojo is gay af and it's ok

tender geyser
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its just not though

waxen token
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I agree with the statement that JoJo is flamboyant and not really gay

limber bison
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Squalo and Tiziano are the only really gay part of JoJo

waxen token
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but there is gay parts

tender geyser
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yeh

minor ore
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I don't think it's mostly gay but I think it still definitely has gay characters

tender geyser
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there is no more gayness in JoJo than modern western tv at this point

waxen token
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exactly

limber bison
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as a bisexual man it's mostly not gay gay. It's just based on fashion

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and fashion poses.

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and that leads to flamboyancy

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which isn't gay, it's just something most people see as feminine.

waxen token
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its gay, but not gay

limber bison
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and most people see being feminine as being gay

tender geyser
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yeh thats my point

limber bison
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I'm agreeing with you for sure

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just wording your point differently.

tender geyser
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wording it better thank you 😃

limber bison
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<3

tender geyser
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ā¤

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why did it turn into a heart when i did it

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but not when you did

waxen token
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it always turns into the red heart when i use it

minor ore
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Maybe it depends if you're on mobile?

gentle cradle
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You can disable it in settings

limber bison
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i have it turned off

tender geyser
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ah i see

limber bison
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i don't like them turning my smileys and hearts into the actual emojis

gentle cradle
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In the text and images section

limber bison
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I just do the emojis manually if I want them

tender geyser
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thanks i think i changed it <3

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yay

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:)

gentle cradle
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šŸ‘Œ

limber bison
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also sorbet and gelato were definitely gay and you can fight me

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but ALSO this isn't the #vento-aureo chat so i'm not going to argue about it

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let's talk about that EIGHTY

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NINE

tender geyser
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They just friends😳

limber bison
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YEAR

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OLD

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MAN

tender geyser
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Is he 89 Years old in human years or rock human years?

limber bison
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well, he appears to be 89 physically, appearance wise

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which I think means older?

tender geyser
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So he could be like 100 in rock human years?

limber bison
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But also

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I think he's Joseph Joestar

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the rock human

tender geyser
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How long did they go into hibernation for?

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If it's joseph I'm not gonna read it anymore

limber bison
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at least a month?

tender geyser
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On wiki it says between 2 and 3 months and then they don't hibernate for at least another two months

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So that's like a minimum of 4 months a year?

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So uhhh Akefu could be like ~120 years old by my estimates

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🧠🧠🧠that's around the age Johnny's son would be

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Would be crazy if it was him

limber bison
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Yea, George would be 113

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roughly.

tender geyser
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Yeh that's close enough considering we don't know exact hibernation periods for rock humans

sweet swallow
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Is the new roka fruit, new because it was grafted or something else that they did to it

tender geyser
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Because it was grafted

sweet swallow
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Aight

tender geyser
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as far as we know at least

sweet swallow
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It just seems weird that it would be that easy to make a new roka fruit

tender geyser
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Well Josefumi had to use soft and wet

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I don't know if it could be grafted normally

sweet swallow
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Ah

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And whats the difference between josefumi's soft and wet and josuke's soft and wet

tender geyser
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Josefumi's soft and wet like combines stuff together whereas Josuke's takes things aways/ they explode

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It's not been that clear

sweet swallow
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Oh ok

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I get it now

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Thanks

tender geyser
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np

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I think the wiki is probably more accurate than me if you're still curious

sweet swallow
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Aight

sweet swallow
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I wonder what joshu was doing during the hospital arc

mossy robin
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Crying and measuring fish sausages and crying.

limber bison
minor ore
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Gathering mushrooms with daiya

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And licking his sisters' ears

turbid slate
burnt kite
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BIG SAUSAGE

turbid slate
hushed rover
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She doesn’t seem like the ordinary pedestrian that Araki usually writes

mossy robin
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No.

old marlin
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@hushed rover the last we saw of her she was in a trash can, i dont think we'll see any more of her

hushed rover
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@old marlin i thought her last appearance was her just zooming out of the apartment

old marlin
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Technically the true last we see of her she's showing her crotch to 2 kids

hushed rover
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Wtf was the trash can thing tho

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i dont remember anything like that

old marlin
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Thats her

hushed rover
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I guess there’s also a plot hole in that arc where the girl claims that kira was in the apartment 3 days ago and escaped

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lmao wtf

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Maybe she’s the head doctor Smugechi

viscid parcel
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im reading bugs fighting ArakiThink

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what is this

minor ore
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Welcome to Jojolion.

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Also when was the trash can thing

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Was it at the end of fun fun fun or later on?

craggy belfry
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it was at the end of fun fun fun right after they showed the page of the entire higashikata fmaily

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*family

minor ore
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Hmm, not likely we'll be seeing her then

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She did say she was going back to tokyo

hushed rover
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To be fair, the last time we saw Ojiro before the current chapter was him getting shittalked by kira

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so who knows what’ll happen at this point

grizzled pilot
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like, 80 chapters ago

hushed rover
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Jobin’s wife even got her own arc

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For all we know, the flashback man or the baby could show up next chapter

minor ore
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MAI WAIIIF

hushed rover
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Or maybe kyo does something relevant again

minor ore
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VERY NICE

obsidian wadi
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Yo. I just started reading part 8 and i'm already laughin my bottom off. Will there be more funni?

minor ore
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What's 4 balls my guys?

obsidian wadi
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G O O D

minor ore
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He kinda uh

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By all logic.

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Apart from arms and legs.

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Yesn't?

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But if it applied there.

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But like

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Why is the Rokamakakkajfkoakaooa so specific then

grizzled pilot
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no, considering that the only thing yashuo mentioned was the balls it's safe to say that he only has one

minor ore
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Wait.

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What if she just looked like

obsidian wadi
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Just read it. She said "One shaft 2x2 balls"

minor ore
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Oh wait yeah yeah yeah

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Plus he only got like one boner

obsidian wadi
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Yeah

minor ore
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When he hugged her not 2

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That would be cray

obsidian wadi
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AHAAHA

grizzled pilot
minor ore
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Nah I haven't read JoJolion in the last like 5-6 months to be able to spoil it

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Last thing I remember is like

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This midget

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Getting a blowjob?

rich hearth
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This is the state of JoJo and I love it.
Just resorting to pee and ball talk

minor ore
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And having some area stand

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Oh

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But then again

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None of us really understand the Rokakakakakakakakakakakaka

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Like

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It's still not completely "this is what it does."

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Like wall eyes = geographical location.

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"But it gives stands"

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Tbh there's still no goddamn Stand explanation in part 8.

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We know Pre 6 was a virus since like the end of the vento aureo manga

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Part 7 is literally jesus

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That’s why Mitsuba has a stand

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But part 8 has nothing

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Yes it does

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Like it just is wall eyes

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The Wall eyes

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and stands can be natural

knotty mango
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guys you know josuke must pee a lot

minor ore
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That's not an Araki explanation yet.

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Yes it is lol

knotty mango
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because he has 4 balls

minor ore
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No.

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Bruh

knotty mango
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and pee is stored in the balls

minor ore
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Explain why Mistuba has a stand then

knotty mango
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_ _

minor ore
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Stands haven't been said to be natural, but they said people can awaken Stands.

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So if people can just awaken stands

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Stands origin point has always been greenland virus thingy.

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That must mean they are natural

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This is an entirely different universe

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They're infected by the same virus.

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 12 !

minor ore
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The virus doesn’t exist in SBRverse

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I'm talking pre 6.

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Not post 6.

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Why the fuck are you talking about part 6

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or before

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when you are asking about stand explanations in part 8

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If you didn't fucking read.

knotty mango
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^

minor ore
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I'm trying to explain the fact that everything had a decent-ish reason behind it.

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Virus? Yes.

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We know the Wall Eyes give stands

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Jesus? Sure, holy and shit, yes, Stands.

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You are talking about Part 8

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Wall Eyes? Just Wall Eyes.

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I explained about part 8

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That's how everyone in the higashikata family got one

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Stands? Yes. Why? Wall Eyes.

knotty mango
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the wall eyes and the bite marks

minor ore
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Yeah.

knotty mango
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both are mysteries

minor ore
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That's what's bothering me

knotty mango
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????

minor ore
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Wall Eyes, Devil’s Palm, the Holy Corpse

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@chilly peak not literally jesus giving stands but ya understand

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I mean, didn't Gyro just obtain Ball Breaker because he mastered the spin?

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Plus Rock Humans inherently have stands

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For some reason

knotty mango
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hes fucking jesus

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he is litterally god

hushed rover
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Basically so far, SBR universe stands come from whatever the fuck

minor ore
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Wait Devil's Palm = Jesus tho tbh.

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Oh shit, now that I realized that means in this universe Stands are kind of blessings from God to mankind

hushed rover
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i prefer that over literal midichlorians

minor ore
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Plus, the Wall Eyes themselves are not explained yet

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Because the Devil's Palm was mae with Corpse parts.

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Because if Jesus exists then God does too

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As of right now, they just appeared after the Morioh Earthquake

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That's literally what I'm saying

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Wall Eyes has no explanation yet.

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Part 8 isn’t over yet

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Jfc

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You dont say.

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Araki will most likely explain them later

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Wall Eyes could have been created when Johnny brought the Holy Corpse to Morioh but yeah, we don't have a canon explanaition

hushed rover
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What if the rokakakakakakakakakakaka fruits were created by the holy corpse MoreLikeHomesuckThink

minor ore
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Oof.

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To say ā€œthey have no explanationā€ is sort of ignoring that Part 8 isn’t finished

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The story isn’t over, so we can’t make assumptions

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They don't have an explanation yet, do they?

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@minor ore now that be close.

grizzled pilot
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rokakakas will get a midichlorian explanation calling it now

hushed rover
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The wall eyes were just mentioned again in the recent chapter

minor ore
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That sounds more than plausible.

knotty mango
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imagine someone was halfway through part 7 and was angry that the corpse parts arent ezplained

hushed rover
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We have reached peak Araki remembered

minor ore
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exactly

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You can’t say something isn’t explained when it can still be explained

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I mean, Johnny was buried here, so maybe Johnny's corpse is now holy thus creating the Wall Eyes just like Jesus' made the Devil's Palm

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That’s not fair to the author who hasn’t finished his story

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@knotty mango not angry? Lol I'm just saying there's no explanation for it yet

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you sir, are a genius for pointing that out

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You people are taking it like im saying "fuck you Araki for not telling me everything"

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I had no idea

hushed rover
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That’s what annoys me most about people talking about the ā€œplot holesā€ in jojolion

knotty mango
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you missed my point

kind owlBOT
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@hushed rover, Your Stand Power is now level 14 !

obsidian wadi
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61 NEW MESSAGES

minor ore
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When I'm just saying "there's no explanation yet"

obsidian wadi
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J E S U S

minor ore
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But still

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Rokakakakakakaka?

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thanks for stating the obvious

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and then getting mad when we say it could be explained later

hushed rover
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i remember someone mentioning the stone ocean prison brand on the back of kato’s shirt and asking why there was no explanation for it lmao

minor ore
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Hmmm, Tiziano didn't say anything about plotholes tho
He just pointed out that Stands don't have an origin explanation in-universe yet

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Rokakakakakakaka be the Part 6 Rod's but spherical.

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@minor ore exactly.

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I'm not saying it's a plot hole.

knotty mango
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they arent talking about him

minor ore
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I'm just saying there's yet an explanation.

knotty mango
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theyre talking about people in general

minor ore
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Oof.

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Now that

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Would be insane.

knotty mango
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orrrr it could just be a cool reference fro. araki

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like that painter painting CD

hushed rover
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Only real plot hole i’ve just found out today is in the soft and wet arc where the bathtub girl claims that kira escaped from his apartment three days ago

minor ore
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Yeah

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Also, Caato's prison is called Stone Ocean, Jolyne's was called Green Dolphin St. Jail. IIRC

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Now that

hushed rover
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Even tho the flashbacks show nothing about that

minor ore
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Was something that drilled a hole in my head.

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Yeah, there was absolutely nothing.

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Full out Araki forgot momento.

hushed rover
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Also there’s no explanation to how norisuke knows about kira

minor ore
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Bless Part 8 for having my two favorite arcs in the series

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Vitamin C & Ozon Baby

hushed rover
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Then again, part 8 isn’t over yet so maybe Araki is playing 4D chess with us all

knotty mango
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i dont like part 8 so far

minor ore
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I fucking love Part 8

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Part 8 is gonna exceed Part 7.

hushed rover
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Part 8 is greato

minor ore
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I can feel it.

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Because we don’t know what’s going to happen

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The second the true antagonist appears.

grizzled pilot
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part 8 is maybe my second favourite part

minor ore
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We knew that the protagonist would beat the antagonist

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I think Araki didn't fully plan the whole Kira & Josefumi backstory by that point, so it's more of a dropped plot point than a Araki Forgot

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Shit is gonna go great.

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But in Part 8, we have no idea

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It's gonna be fucking Soft And Wet Requiem

hushed rover
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only big flaw is that they use the same setting as part 4, when one of the most unique things about each jojo part are their settings

minor ore
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I truly believe that Part 8 ends with Gappy using equivalent exchange to heal Holy

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That’s his only goal

hushed rover
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And the blue Hawaii arc felt a little bit too dragged on

minor ore
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Then Gappy dead and next jojo is Kyo's son

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The thing about JoJo is the main thing that sticks to you imo is the entire charade of characters more than anything else.

hushed rover
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It certainly wasn’t a terrible arc like the jojotubers made it out to be

minor ore
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Gappy is the least Jojo Jojo possible.

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Which makes it intriguing.

hushed rover
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ā€œWahhh too much running, why didn’t they turn the arc into They Live 2.0ā€-Meti

minor ore
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But uh that other kid fucking uhh.

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Nut King Call boi

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What's his goddamn name.

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Joshu

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Like

hushed rover
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Joshu’s going to end up being a minor antagonist, calling it

minor ore
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Worst

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Jobro

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Ever

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Yasuho is the Jobro

hushed rover
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He ain’t even a jobro

minor ore
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Like he's so dislikable

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JoSIS

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And everyone that disagrees can fight me

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Yasuho is the jobro

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But like

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Joshu is just...

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Terrible.

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I also dislike how Milagro Men is legitimately just filler

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Like I get that's the point.

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It advances nothing

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But he's honestly terrible.

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Exactly

grizzled pilot
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milagro man was funny at least

minor ore
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I genuinely enjoy Joshu as a character

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He’s supposed to be a spoiled bitch

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Give me Okuyasu back

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I skipped Milagro Man during my reread, nothing of value was lost that day

hushed rover
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Out of the entire time we’ve seen him, he’s only shown one moment of friendship towards gappy and that was him going ā€œoh i wouldn’t have minded him staying at our houseā€ after backstabbing him

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He’d make a damn good antagonist though, that’s for sure

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Pesci 2.0

minor ore
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Yep.

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But...

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One of the funniest moments of Part 8 is after Ozon Baby when Joshu comes up with the Mushroom Hunting idea. He turns around and is so excited to tell it and then he turns around again and everyone is gone except Daiya. That scene is fucking hilarious

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Wait no

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I'm not mad at Milagro Man as a filler tho, Araki needed to rest after Vitamin C

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I liked Pesci.

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Remersion read what I sent lol

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Pesci was mi fratterno

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Exactly what I’m talking about

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That’s one of the funniest scenes in Jojo

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I don’t see Joshu being an antagonist

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I must say it's fun to hate him, so good job Araki

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He still gets the L.

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Or at least being beaten by Gappy

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He’s just a side character akin to someone like Yukako

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I feel like he's gonna have an Okuyasu moment.

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Like at the end of DiU

hushed rover
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It’d be cool if the climax was a civil war amongst the higashikata family

minor ore
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I hope we get a Joshu, Tooru, Gappy and Yasuho scene

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Yep.

grizzled pilot
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joshu is funny at least

hushed rover
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Milagro man was actually the best arc for joshu

minor ore
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Hmm.

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Not Funny

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He's comic relief really

grizzled pilot
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funny because of how bad he is

hushed rover
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him buying up several seats in the theater just so no one else would sit next to him was kino

minor ore
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We know Yasuho is with Tooru rn, and Gappy knows where that place is, why not just throw Joshu there too and let them fight together

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As in, we see it as funny that he's so shitty.

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But like. Still shit.

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Dog poops inside of your house

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"Heh" still poop

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Let Joshu help Gappy get Yasuho back

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That would help him develop

hushed rover
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Joshu ends up being the one beating down tooru instead

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Now that’d be something

minor ore
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Ngl

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You guys see that one panel where Tooru is framed exactly like the head doctor?

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Tooru makes me unneasy.

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I am wholly excited for this arc to end

hushed rover
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Yeah i brought it up a while ago

minor ore
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They must be working together

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He's such an... Off character.

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I am hype as fuck

hushed rover
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I’m convinced tooru fuckin kidnapped her after that scene

minor ore
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I can see it, Gappy finds Tooru with Yasuho, Joshu appears and Tooru reveals he's a bad guy and stunts Yasuho unconscious

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But Tooru doesn't feel bad guy.

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He's a red herring.

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For sure.

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The way Tooru is being presented.

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Mr StealYoGirl

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We don't even know if Akefu exists

hushed rover
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What if tooru ends up being neither a good guy or bad guy

minor ore
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It could just all be an illusion

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Bad guy yeah but not like aligned with Rokakakakakaka or anything.

hushed rover
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he ends up just being a minor character

minor ore
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I mean

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He is.

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That panel, to me, proves he is a villain

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Araki would not make that panel like that if he wasn’t

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Last panel of Jojolion is Iwasuke waking up, thinking to itself 'wow what a BIZARRE dream'

kind owlBOT
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@chilly peak, Your Stand Power is now level 8 !

minor ore
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It's Tonio all over again.

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I bet Tooru’s stand deals with memory manipulation

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I said it last month too

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Shit everyone be stand powering up.

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Before this chapter

hushed rover
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I want the fuckin rock dog to have a biggger role reeeeee

minor ore
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Iwasuke deserves better

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Me too

knotty mango
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isnt joshu just yukako

hushed rover
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The dog community deserves it after years of abuse from Araki’s works

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No

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Karera is literally au yukako

minor ore
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@chilly peak the higashikata household scene happens the day after josuke and rai pursue the hd

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So no, he wasn't in 2 places at the same time

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What we need a new dog.

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Rock Dog = Reborn Danny.

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No argument.

hushed rover
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It’s actually been a while since i’ve seen any dogs get fucked in jojo

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last part i think was part 4

minor ore
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Oh yeah part 4 with like

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Yes, never has the HD appear in 2 places at the same time

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That first evil dude

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With the water stand

hushed rover
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I don’t think any animals have been brutalized at all in this part

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except for the beetles

minor ore
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Nah no other dogs have been brutally murdered sincethen me thinks.

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Wait.

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Part 6 technically.

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Plankton.

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7 days to harvest: HD at the Tsurugi incident
6 days: josuke, yasuho and rai against him
5 days: jobin and mitsuba scene

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Incredibly smart plankton.

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14 min: Norisuke is fucking dead

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15 days before harvest: damo ded

hushed rover
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I’d like to see kyo’s stand used in a fight alongside gappy or any of the protagonists

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same with california king bed or whatever the name is

minor ore
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Fuck that stand

hushed rover
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Because it seems like they were designed purely as antagonistic stands

grizzled pilot
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on the day of harvest shigechi comes back and uses harvest to steal all the fruits and he's the last antagonist

rich hearth
minor ore
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I'd love that, just because then he can die again.

grizzled pilot
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wow we got bad opinions in jojolion today huh

minor ore
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Inb4 Shigechi appears and Gappy awakens Killer Queen

grizzled pilot
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it will complete the cycle

hushed rover
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Damo was au shigechi

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he’s got the weird hair, short stature, greedy attitude, and grudge against kira

grizzled pilot
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vitamin shigechi

hushed rover
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Damo probably wasn’t even his real name

rich hearth
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Got a neck like Pesci and looks weird, must be Pesgechi johnnypatwoke

minor ore
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Well, the research group and Jobin called him Damo, so maybe it was his real name?

hushed rover
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When’s Araki gonna put in that mangaka character he was talkin about

minor ore
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IIRC, he changed that character for Rai

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tf are you talking about

hushed rover
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Damo looked like the type of person to have multiple identities tho

minor ore
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Because he fell in love with the concept of treehouses, or something like that

hushed rover
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Iirc they even mentioned that he stole the alias of tamaki damo from some random shmuck

minor ore
#

He also stole Josefumi's Identity

#

Damo = Au Shigechi?

#

But he never said how unbeatable his Harvest is

#

Twice

#

Beetle Fight, Ozon Baby

hushed rover
#

The rock human smuggler group reminds me a lot of la squadra

minor ore
#

When?

#

I love how Speed King is physically powerful

#

This made me realize another reason why I love Part 8

#

The stands don’t matter in the story that much

#

If everyone didn’t have a stand, the story would play out the same

#

Or rather, they aren’t the driving force

#

If you think about it, Yasuho could just be a hacker

long flax
#

wtf is this chapter

#

Are the main gang going to confront any villain at this point? lol

#

It's just them running around and getting hit by stuff

#

Something cool better happen next chapter I swear

#

But now things are heating up I'm starting to like part 8 again

#

It's just the middle section was weird lol

hushed rover
#

I’m really hyped to see what they’ll do with Ojiro

spring charm
#

Im really hyped for the reveal of Speed Wagon being a rock human.

#

I got a strong feeling that the head doctor is speed wagon.

minor ore
#

Based off what

#

We already have his name

spring charm
#

I thought that they keep making the point that they don't know his real name or age. But he wears a simular outfit to the elderly Speedwagon, the small face reveal in the recent chapter has a faint scar on his face and Speedwagon in the normal universe died at eighty nine and Rai keeps mentioning that age like its super important.

#

Plus he might not be named Speedwagon in this universe.

#

Yeah but there connected someway.

#

I gotta feeling that this head doctor is going to be one of those big plot twist issues or something unexpected

#

I really don't believe that he's eighty nine years old

kind owlBOT
#

@spring charm, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

minor ore
#

He’s 89!?

spring charm
#

Probably 68 years old and Rai was being a big idiot

minor ore
#

Why would Speedwagon go from an oil magnate to head doctor of some japanese hospital

primal grove
#

rokakaka research would be a good motive

#

and Dr Wu for example was making mad cash for them by exploiting Mitsuba

minor ore
#

Dr UwU didn’t exploit Mitsuba you troglodyte

#

LEAVE DR UWU ALONE HE’S A GOOD GUY

#

I'm rereading part3 and just realized Justice is OP FunFunFun

#

Lol yup

minor ore
#

Jojo🦁

minor ore
#

jojolion is a weird name

#

why did araki choose it

#

all the others have such cool names

mossy robin
#

Evangelion and such.

minor ore
#

It is a weird name and it sounded very fancy, combined with the "handwritten" looking font it's written in just makes for a very appealing title

#

Also the fact that it's the first ever to use jojo in the subtitle, and the first to be completely unrelated to the part

rocky charm
#

lion is latin for blessed thing

#

Araki said before that it's supposed to represent Jousuke's existence (since the Rokakaka are a mystical thing)

minor ore
#

Jojo is blessed

rocky charm
#

He also said that he did not base it off Evangelion, and that that's more of a coincidence

#

(but he totally based it off Evangelion and everything else he says is a deflection)\

primal grove
#

he based it off from the word evangelion

tender geyser
kind owlBOT
#

@tender geyser, Your Stand Power is now level 8 !

tender geyser
#

And I believe that evangelion is a Greek word, and lion is also Greek

#

@minor ore I'm sure JoJolion will be linked somehow, like we only learnt about the "golden wind" in Vento Aureo very close to end so should find out eventually

vagrant fern
#

Where can I get a link to read jojolion?

kind owlBOT
#

@vagrant fern, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

minor ore
turbid slate
kind owlBOT
#

@turbid slate, Your Stand Power is now level 6 !

hushed rover
#

@turbid slate Neither. It’s D U W A N G

#

@minor ore Fun Fun Fun is a bit more OP since it can take control of someone through even the smallest injury

stark fossil
#

@turbid slate sounds like the start of a medicine advert

viscid parcel
#

man imagine if Joseph had paisley park

#

instead of hermit purple

#

act 3 would be like 30 chapters long

#

šŸ¤”

hallow heath
#

Just read the latest chapter

#

WHAT ThE FUCK WAs thaT

#

fuckin' sasame returning

turbid slate
#

I really like Araki's faces

hallow heath
#

AH

turbid slate
#

They've really improved a ton, especially with variety

hallow heath
#

your pfp makes it all the better

turbid slate
#

Part 7 kermit

hallow heath
#

im just imagining kermit with a ten gallon hat riding a horse saying that

turbid slate
hallow heath
#

D an Ger

turbid slate
#

oh shit wait its reversed

soft raptor
#

Women get menstrual pains

#

So yh it’s good writing

primal grove
#

@turbid slate the tattoo on the right arm is "life"

#

The tattoo on the left side is "princess"

craggy belfry
#

is there a reason Tsurugi has tattoos?

grizzled pilot
#

likes them

primal grove
#

I think they're used in an attempt to ward off the curse

minor ore
#

Lol The Head Doctor is AU Speedwagon is the craziest theory I've literally ever heard

craggy belfry
#

is it REALLY that crazy or is it just the oozing desperation of speedwagon fans upset they didn't get a true AU counterpart of him in SBR

minor ore
#

Mountain tim was supposed to be AU speedwagon i think

#

He even gets the scar

soft raptor
#

Speedwagon funded the sbr race because he was after the corpse parts too Smugechi

minor ore
#

Speedwagon was the corpse all along

soft raptor
supple totem
#

holy shit. Speedwagon=Holycorpse=jesus christ
SPEEDWAGON = JESUS CHRIST

grizzled pilot
#

ok

sullen wasp
#

explain evil johnny joestar

quiet bear
#

i demand AU joseph joestar before jojolion ends

mossy robin
#

I'm glad we never got an AU version of that shithead.

minor ore
rich hearth
#

go commit vertical tortilla chip

burnt kite
#

Nah, we need an AU version of Wired Beck, the true antagonist of Part 2

mossy robin
#

^

rich hearth
#

Wired ReallyMista

mossy robin
#

Another one.

minor ore
#

man I wish JoJolion wasn't so slow with its releases

#

especially since every chapter seems to end with a cliffhanger now

mossy robin
#

It's monthly.
What do you expect, for it to release weekly just because they felt like it?

minor ore
#

it's because of a contract Araki made

#

in exchange we get 40 pages for each chapter

#

at the cost of being like, only 12 chapters every year

grizzled pilot
#

man every chapter ended with a cliffhanger when it was weekly too

minor ore
#

theres something really weird in jojolion rn

#

you know how there was a 2 day skip between the head doctor discovery and the pursuit

#

I think araki will actually go back into those 2 days

#

things that are suspicious about it are

#

jobin not having met mitsuba or knowing about the accident until they met again

#

and the mothers meeting not happening right after the accident

#

like why did they wait 2 days

#

it makes no sense

#

maybe araki just doesnt give a shit

#

and morioh froze in time for 2 days

#

Hmmm, the meeting is during the pursuit, the incident happened the day before

#

no it was 2 days

#

the accident was 7 days before the harvest

#

But yes, there was a 2 day time skip between Poor Tom's death and Doctor Wu

#

no I mean

#

accident was 7 days before the harvest and the pursuit was 5 days

#

Hmmm, nope

#

it's literally stated there lmao

#

We got the time stamp, 6 days before is the pursuit

#

wait what

#

in the new chapter it's 5 days

#

mfw

#

That 5 days is where the Fun FUn Fun scene happens

#

oooh

#

ok

#

that clears it up

#

Yeah, it's very confusing

amber oriole
#

I am a man of the jacuzzi

minor ore
#

13 minutes before the harvest

#

how to not pay attention 101

#

we are 5 days away still

amber oriole
#

5 milliseconds before the harvest

brittle blade
minor ore
#

Part 8 anime confirmed

warm drum
#

Guys I really need a new chapter already

#

I need more of jojolion

#

It is painful to wait

void viper
#

it's been like 7 days

warm drum
void viper
#

first time waiting?

warm drum
#

You don’t understand

#

Yes

#

I barley caught up

void viper
#

yeah you get used to it fast dw

warm drum
#

So this is the true mans world

void viper
#

yep, it is

minor ore
#

It’s not that bad

void viper
#

I've been waiting for chapters since like, November last year?

minor ore
#

Something called patience

void viper
#

it flies by

warm drum
#

That’s good to hear

robust ibex
#

yknow, to this day im still unsure why this part is called jojolion

void viper
#

blah blah something something josuke's birth where jojo comes from blah evangelion something greek word meaning something blah

stark fossil
#

^This is actually word for word what Araki said

craggy belfry
minor ore
#

Gappy' s 10 pages ora incoming

craggy belfry
#

Gappy can not top Giorno or Kira's WRRRYYYYYYYY's

minor ore
#

Remember that technically Johnny beat Valentine' s ass for the eternity through different dimensions

#

infinite spinjohnnypatwoke

craggy belfry
#

I'm PRETTY sure the only Valentines infinitely spinning were the ones connected to D4C because it was infinitely spinning

minor ore
#

spin2win

supple totem
#

Gappy had a 10 page ora?

minor ore
#

he will

supple totem
#

Would be shick tbh

minor ore
#

we know araki

#

he will probably do something like that

mossy robin
#

It'd only be 1/5 of the total pages.

#

In the chapter.

stark fossil
#

I've probably forgotten but I think Gappy's most satisfying ora was vs Damo

#

Where he just busted his head open with one punch

#

I wouldn't mind seeing that adapted into a full minute

finite ridge
#

Boink

#

Nobody gives a single fuck

mossy robin
#

Seriously what's the arc of that swing.

#

It's a fucking Z.

#

How does he punch him.

finite ridge
#

Yeah it's so weird

minor ore
#

I think he does a Z to hit him

#

move arm forward - go to the right while contracting it - move backwards - punch

#

ain't that hard

mossy robin
#

But look at the current position of the arm.

minor ore
#

that's one way to do it

#

that was after punching @mossy robin

mossy robin
#

Yes, that's why it makes no real sense.

minor ore
#

how not

mossy robin
#

It'll be better when it's animated in 2025.

minor ore
#

it was so fast it showed the Z he made to punch him

#

and it stayed after he punched 'im

#

I think it’s just the punch arc just blasted back by the force

#

and that’s how Araki drew it

frozen quiver
#

anyone know when chapter 63 is getting colored

finite ridge
#

Bruh

#

Bruh

mossy robin
#

Yasuho dies.

finite ridge
#

No

minor ore
#

Yasuho pls

#

It’s a permanent solution to a temporary problem

finite ridge
#

She cut herself

minor ore
#

PUT IT DOwn YAUSHO

frozen quiver
#

paisley park did not lead her the right way F

finite ridge
old marlin
#

Gotta go....

minor ore
#

lmao

#

That hurt

#

I actually forget why that happened to him

finite ridge
#

It was a stand

#

A hairpin I think

minor ore
#

What’s that from? @zenith shale

zenith shale
#

jojolion volumes

minor ore
#

I haven’t seen it, thank you

#

Gappy's best ora imo was against the rock architect man in the beginning

#

The one that sank in the bottom of the sea

stark fossil
#

I hadn't seen the Damo punch in colour

#

Purple looks nice on Soft and Wet

minor ore
#

The Damo punch is fucking amazing

stark fossil
#

Very princely. I hope it's the anime colours

minor ore
#

Fucking Araki

#

He gets better every time he picks up the pen

#

Vitamin C and Ozon Baby best arcs in the series, this is not debatable

#

Ozone baby was the poor tom fight right?

stark fossil
#

Yes

minor ore
#

Fucking perfection

#

Dunno about that one, it had the most brutal near death in the entire series though

#

God DAMN it do I love Jobin, Tsurugi, and Gappy

#

Holy mother fuck JOJOLION IS FANTASTIC

#

That was an extremely jojo thing

#

I love it

stark fossil
#

If the gang can't get to the Head Doctor, I wonder if they will make the Head Doctor go to them

minor ore
#

Jobin is my favorite character in the entire goddamn series

#

We see every facet of his life

kind owlBOT
#

@chilly peak, Your Stand Power is now level 9 !

minor ore
#

His design is really good too

stark fossil
#

The gang's best move might even be to go back to the Higashikata place

minor ore
#

I had a thought while I was at work today, Jojolion is a reality show like Big Brother except they can leave freely but have to come back to the house once a day

stark fossil
#

They can test Yasuho's theory

minor ore
#

Also, might be an unpopular opinion but i love speed king's design

#

Me too

stark fossil
#

And hang around until the harvest when the Head Doctor will turn up

minor ore
#

Norisuke is fucking dead

stark fossil
#

I think everyone likes Speed King's design

#

Norisuke isn't dead
I refuse to accept it
Kotowaru

minor ore
#

What chapter did we see him big dead

stark fossil
#

83 ish?

minor ore
#

Speed king's mouth is fucking creepy and the whole thing looks like a silent hill monster
why does he get the most boring ability ever tho

stark fossil
#

He can drive a car dude

#

That's about as non boring as it gets

minor ore
#

We don’t even know Speed King’s ability

#

Technically

stark fossil
#

Could Notorious BIG drive a car? I don't think so

minor ore
#

We only know that it can heat things, but that doesn’t mean heating things is it’s ability

#

All it ever does is heat things up as of now

#

It could be friction related

stark fossil
#

Speed King is AU boiling water Stand

minor ore
#

Gappy would just steal his friction then

#

He’s fucking dead

#

Also, Paper Moon King is 100 fucking % getting an upgrade

#

That's basically confirmed

#

What if Caato, Jobin, and Tsurugi end up being the final villains lol

#

It's interesting how they hint at abilities changing with their user's mindsets though

stark fossil
#

Norisuke won't die he can't die

#

His Stand is too powerful for him to die

minor ore
#

Tsurugi right now is sided with his dad, if he had a change of heart he's gonna be helping someone else out

#

Maybe the fat lady and ojiro are related

#

They did express interest in the family

stark fossil
#

It's not that clear who he's sided with is it?

minor ore
#

I think Tsurugi killed Norisuke to work with Jobin because he’s weak

#

He knows Jobin is strong

#

So he killed someone weak in their way

stark fossil
#

BOI Why would he kill Norisuke

minor ore
#

That’s my own interpretation anyway

#

I fully believe he did

stark fossil
#

When the guy was gonna die anyway

#

To save him from the disease

minor ore
#

Jobin knows that doesn’t need to happen

#

Norisuke doesn’t

stark fossil
#

Exactly

minor ore
#

Norisuke is directly in the way of Jobin’s goals

stark fossil
#

He's in the way but what's he gonna do in a fight? Smell them?

minor ore
#

Even if unintentionally. Jobin is working with the rock humans and Caato, Norisuke doesn’t even know about the fruit parlor being a front.

stark fossil
#

It's like deliberately stepping on an ant in the road when you could just step over it easily

minor ore
#

There is a five day gap, we don’t know what Norisuke or Jobin did in that time

stark fossil
#

Yeah anything could happen

minor ore
#

I’m confident Tsurugi killed him

#

Would be quite the twist

stark fossil
#

Iwasuke not dying also happened

#

I want to believe Araki is doing positive twists now

minor ore
#

Jojolion has been dark as shit

#

What positive twists

stark fossil
#

Iwasuke not dying

#

I was hoping I would have thought of more by now but I haven't

minor ore
#

Iwasuke is the dog right

stark fossil
#

Yeah

minor ore
#

When was he in threat of dying?

stark fossil
#

He was affected by Ozone Baby

#

He really looked like a goner but he was ok toniosmile

minor ore
#

Oh okay

#

Fucking love that arc

#

SKIP ALL THE FUCKING PARTS DP AND GIVE ME THE BURNING ORCHARD WITH RAI DISINTEGRATING SCENE

#

NOW

waxen token
#

but then we wont get part 7

minor ore
#

Not a problem for me.

#

Give me Jojolion anime right fucking now

#

Put it in a usb drive, melt it under intense heat and then inject the liquid into my fucking bloodstream

stark fossil
#

Part 8 is gonna look gorgeous, I can feel it in my water

#

Almost makes me want to become fit and healthy to survive until then

#

Almost

stark fossil
#

Somebody said the Rohan OVA was in the part 8 art style

mossy robin
#

It's not.

minor ore
#

I hope not

#

Also isn’t

#

The Rohan OVA’s have their own style

stark fossil
#

I think Araki would want the strange colours, unless his influences have changed now

#

You probably wouldn't see the colours in the coloured edition of the manga

#

Because they don't consult Araki on the colours afaik

minor ore
#

I believe he has a color scheme set for everything

#

But he obviously doesn’t color it

#

Or else the anime and colored manga would be different

#

is Mamezuku a brojo?

#

I wouldn’t say so

#

He’s helping Gappy, but he hasn’t been here long

#

I think he's worthy

waxen token
#

He's a much better candidate than Joshu

kind owlBOT
#

@waxen token, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

minor ore
#

yup

#

he only had like one arc for himself

#

but it was great

#

I like Joshu actually

waxen token
#

I think Nut King Call is a cool idea for a stand, but it's kind of wasted on Joshu

minor ore
#

It reminded me of Tonio too

#

Joshu's a well constructed character, he's just not a "good" person

#

Josuke even cries after eating it

#

like Okuyasu

#

The Jobro is obviously Yasuho

#

I don’t think there is another

waxen token
#

Does Josuke still measure everything he comes across?

#

I'm rereading the beginning of part 8 and I can't remember the last time he did it

minor ore
#

dropped thing prob

#

would be annoying after one time

waxen token
#

It seemed like it was a think that tied him and Holly together though

#

Because she does the same thing when Yasuho visited her

minor ore
mossy robin
#

El money.

#

Isn't Milagro Man in color?

waxen token
#

What chapter is the colored team up to rn?

finite ridge
#

Nut King Call is a very interesting stand to me

mossy robin
#

Blue Hawaii.

#

The final one.

#

Not Dolomite's defeat.

#

But just the final "Blue Hawaii" titled chapter.

waxen token
#

cool

pearl wave
#

I've never realized that urban guerilla and his pet are AU Cioccolata and Secco

minor ore
#

perhaps inspired

pearl wave
#

I don't think they're just inspired....

#

It's like how Johnny is AU Johnathan

minor ore
#

I mean

#

Secco isn't an actual animal

#

nor a rock

pearl wave
#

but at the same time, the rock animal does the same thing as secco

#

and Urban Guerillas ability is very close to Cioccolata's

#

spreads living organisms to hosts and destroys them

#

Cioccolatas of corse being mold and being altitude dependent while urban's is just a matter of directly spreading it to the individual

#

and instead of using Secco to sink enemies, he uses his rock pet to traverse

#

plus, urban and cioccolata are both doctors

burnt kite
#

I never realized that, now it seems really obvious

pearl wave
#

Yeah, I had that epiphany a few minutes ago

#

glad they brought them back

minor ore
#

They weren’t done better than Cio & Secco however

pearl wave
#

no, but it's still neat

#

It's hard to top cio and secco though

#

In my opinion, they were the best fight of part 5 which is a part renown for it's great fights

#

plus, their personalities and relationship was neat also

fleet pier
#

best fight of part 5 was metallica imo, but that's in "small scale fight" terms
GD&O wins when including "big scale"

pearl wave
#

I mean, 1v1 vs a whole team fight

waxen token
#

I will always love the train fight from part 5

pearl wave
#

that was my favorite until ciocco and secco

waxen token
#

Ciocco and Secco fight has the better conclusion, but I personally prefer the tactics used in the train fight more

minor ore
#

one of my fav jojo characters

#

to this very day

soft raptor
#

The grateful dead is one of the best fights in all of JoJo

minor ore
#

isn't the grateful dead from part 5?

soft raptor
#

Yes

brittle blade
#

overall how do yall enjoy jojolion?

minor ore
#

it's really great

#

and tbh one of the most wtf parts

brittle blade
#

absolutely

minor ore
#

like

#

even at the start i was like

#

wtf am i reading?

#

but still kept reading bcs

#

although it was wtf

#

it was a good wtf manga

#

weird huh?

brittle blade
#

I really enjoyed that it's modern

#

and up to date with culture

minor ore
#

SAME!!

brittle blade
#

but still distinctly jojo

minor ore
#

yeah but it's awesome

#

how he made it modern

#

while also beeing jojo

#

while also beeing wtf

#

while also beeing funny and enjoyable

#

i like french fries i like french fries i like french fries i like french fries

mossy robin
#

I like large fries.
I like large fries.
But not fried chicken!
I just want those crunchies.

minor ore
#

it's beautiful

#

I was thinking Yashuo was the JoBro for this part but apparently someone else takes that role.
I hope Yashuo isn't just ditched but I also wanna see who it is šŸ¤”

#

nothing wrong with two brojos

#

Mamezuku and Yasuho

#

awh nice if there are 2
I'm only on the bit where Josuke and Norisuke fight Yotsuyu so I can't read the name beside Yashuos

mortal apex
#

Grateful Dead + Beach Boy > Green Day + Oasis

#

there's no contest

minor ore
#

ding dong

#

you’re wrong

mortal apex
#

the main memorable thing from GD + O is the seven page muda

#

and even then I think that's just cool but not really anything more than that

#

(well, the seven page muda and the bit where Bruno races against Oasis)

minor ore
#

Cio cutting himself all up is amazing

#

and what about GD + B

#

The anime makes it better

#

what's the most memorable about it

mortal apex
#

but Grateful Dead + Beach Boy has an actual character arc

#

for one of the villains

#

and the bit where Pesci goes mental is fantastic

#

Cio cutting himself up doesn't even compare to Bruno doing it

minor ore
#

I liked both but and I love how much more info they give on Chocolate and Sugar in the anime

mortal apex
#

or how fantastic the scene of Proscuitto surviving getting thrown into the train

#

and then keeping up Grateful Dead

#

honestly that's where it goes from good to great

minor ore
#

Grateful and Green are both real dickish stands

mortal apex
#

because until that point it's proceeding like a normal JoJo fight

#

they've killed one of the enemies now the other

#

oh wait

#

the guy they killed is still using his power

#

the other one is now going mental and chasing bruno

#

"6 centimetres"

#

"5 centimetres"

#

also it has that bit where Mista gets shot three times in the head

soft raptor
#

She's a Jogf not a Jobro Smugechi

minor ore
#

Joho

#

^

soft raptor
minor ore
#

daily message on how much I hate joshu:

#

joshu sucks

mossy robin
#

Joshu's better than every single fuckface from Part 2.

minor ore
#

other than wham

#

and joseph

#

i didn't like any character from part 2

mossy robin
#

Joseph is an annoying shithead.

#

Whammu is alright though.

minor ore
#

thats what i liked about joseph

#

the fact that he was annoying

#

but other than wham and MAYBE kars

#

i didn't like any character

#

caesar sucks

tender geyser
#

Speedwagon, stroheim, Lisa Lisa ?

minor ore
#

lisa lisa

#

ehh..

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speedwagon for some reason i didn't like him even in part 1.. like he seemed your usual supporting character

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still like his memes

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as for stroheim well he was gud but wham and joseph for me are top tier in that part

minor ore
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@tender geyser I was considering using the same pic as your avatar yesterday

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Mamezuku is a cool brojo

waxen token
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I hope Joshu redeems himself at the end of part 8

minor ore
tender geyser
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@minor ore I think yours is better tbh, and he is the best character in JoJolion for me. I'm waiting for a coloured picture of Rai to come out for a better profile pic but I think it's going to be a while :/

minor ore
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there's this but it's pretty low res, and it's still the best one I could find

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there's another one where his colors are blue, I'm pretty sure

minor ore
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Actually really liking Norisuke so far.
With how the whole mystery thing is going I'm expecting him to just fuck everyone at some point.
But for now I can enjoy him being nice it seems

tender geyser
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Thanks that's pretty good actually. I believe his "official" coloured colour scheme is green but I prefer that red one a lot

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He looks so ugly here

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Like his nose is worse than Mitsuba's

fallow kernel
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Part 5 is superior

knotty mango
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yare

void viper
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yare

minor ore
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daze

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yikes

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yeh

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mcmitsuba's

minor ore
craggy belfry
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yeah that thing ain't really a dog

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he says its a dog

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but it DOES NOT look like a dog

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why is it that every dog Araki makes looks ugly unless its just a random side dog that gets killed

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I don't think Araki has killed dogs since part 4 though if I remember correctly, but I'm probably incorrect

void viper
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A dog nearly dies during MiH

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that's the latest one i can think of

mossy robin
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That's the dog!

minor ore
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Every dog "dies" in MiH sorta since one universe is wiped out.
But then Ireneverse and everything is fine so none technically die.

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awh fuck I was looking it up and I think I just saw that the part 8 "Dog"/Rock dies.

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why araki

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for Poor Tom's attack?

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Iwasuke? No way

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Iwasuke is definitely fine after Ozone Baby

minor ore
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yeah, I think Jobin said he probably turned into stone which would've given him more resistance to the atmosphere crush

stark fossil
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Awww clever doggo johnnypat

minor ore
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Mamezuku surviving the explosion was totally an afterthought lol

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you probably shouldn't check this channel until you've read all that there is so far

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spoilers

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ye I know. But I just cover the messages for the most part and read the first few words to see if it's a spoiler.
It has worked well so far

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nothing besides someone asking is Ojiro rock a human now