jojolion

[gleaming peak]

And Gappy is Dick Grayson

[mossy robin]

Pretty much.

[white beacon]

Kaato is their mom

[gleaming peak]

I think he meant Haato

[white beacon]

Haato(heart) is the eldest sister

[gleaming peak]

Or autocorrect can make it Hayato

[white beacon]

Daiya(diamond) is the younger sister

And that's pretty much all you need to know to not get confused

[mossy robin]

I know which one Daiya is but Haato and Kaato and such confuses me.
What's the Jolyne-haired one's name?
Norisuke's wife IIRC?

[gleaming peak]

Yeah

Kaato

The one Joshuu almost sexually assaulted

[mossy robin]

Understood.

God dammit Joshuu.

[white beacon]

Not even almost

That was already sexual harassment

[gleaming peak]

Oh yeah

I forgot he tore the dress himself

Before he fell

My bad

[gleaming peak]

So looking at it further some Rock Humans imply they don't have a name.

[kind owl]

@gleaming peak, Your Gangstar cred is now level 11 !

[gleaming peak]

And others it's just not a family name.

[gleaming peak]

According to some, Johnny is even more of a cosmic plaything than Jonathan

Looking at Johnny’s fate in this part... Iunno

[lost ridge]

josuke has 4 balls lads

[lost ridge]

lol

[rain zephyr]

So what happened with that guy?

[stark wagon]

josuke let him go as far as I remember

[gleaming peak]

He went back to being a retired surfer with no job

Or prospects

A harsh life for a man who once rode the waves

What if part 8 ends with a where are they now montage

[minor ore]

As long as they don't later die from a cold I'm cool with it

[gleaming peak]

Oh like that kid

I mean it was the 1900s, no?

That was still very common

I still feel bad for rock humans in general

They go through so much just to survive

[rocky charm]

OK

That thing

Where Gappy bites the sugar balls and they squirt everywhere

Just happened to me

And I got Mozzarella stick all over my Chromebook

[wary galleon]

for anyone who keeps up to date with jojolion, is it worth doing? like ive only ever read the entire manga once it all comes out

[grizzled pilot]

yeah its good

[wary galleon]

aight, where's the best place to read thats up to date?

ill read coloured until thats not updated then carry on there

[rocky charm]

mangadex

[wary galleon]

thanks dude

[rocky charm]

Has colored and b&w

[wary galleon]

oooh sweet

[rocky charm]

They are listed as separate mangas, though

[wary galleon]

yeah i see that

im gonna guess this chat explodes when a new chapter is released anyway haha

[rocky charm]

A little

But not as much as #jojo-anime-discussion on Fridays

[wary galleon]

well yeah xd

[slim ruin]

oKAY Look I'm not at JoJolion yet and I won't be for a while but I just thought of something, hear me out

[rocky charm]

Good luck

[slim ruin]

So as far as I'm aware the main villain has yet to be revealed right

[rocky charm]

yeet

maybe

[wary galleon]

we dont know

[rocky charm]

Unless it's Jobin or Josuke

[wary galleon]

because maybe

[slim ruin]

What if they HAVE already been revealed, but no one knows that they're the MAIN VILLAIN yet

[wary galleon]

part 8 dosent have a main villian

imean

[rocky charm]

Yeah, that's what we think

[wary galleon]

thats the entire question

its kinda like

if kira was just another stand user the people met

and never actually had any ties to the killing

until very late in the part

then you have like, a full chapter of kira's quiet life and boom

[slim ruin]

interesting

[wary galleon]

now get back to reading young one

we must all do our reading

[slim ruin]

im actually watching part 5 and reading part 6 at the same time

is that a bad thing or

[stark wagon]

nah it's fine

[slim ruin]

phew

[rocky charm]

I did the same

[stark wagon]

part 5 is probably the most skippable part in jojo

[rocky charm]

I watched the first 2 or 3 eps of Part 5

And tried to read the manga

But I couldn't

So I read parts 6 7 and 8 instead

[slim ruin]

Exact opposite for me lol

Tried to read part 5 before the anime reveal

didnt get much further than Giorno's visit to Polpo

[slate moat]

I went straight into Part 6 after finishing the part 4 anime

Which worked out way better for Jotaro staying in the story as a character in the teams

But it did spoil Giorno's origins

[stark wagon]

that's not too bad thought since it's revealed in the first chapter

[grizzled pilot]

you spoiled the first chapter, sorry buddy

[wary galleon]

ah yes norisuke

he has a penis

so he must have friends

because that how that works

what the actual fuck is this guy high

[stark wagon]

Norisuke is great

[wary galleon]

i do fucking love him so far

[stark wagon]

I love all the higashikatas

expect maybe tsurugi cause he's annoying

[wary galleon]

wait

i think you meant to say

joshu

also king nothings design

[slate moat]

I just feel bad for joshu

[wary galleon]

like look at that

so fucking interesting

makes me nut

josuke you so fukin creepy some times

[grizzled pilot]

king nothing

[kind owl]

@grizzled pilot, Your Gangstar cred is now level 25 !

[grizzled pilot]

👌

[wary galleon]

the fucking looks they give him

hahahah

[rocky charm]

I never noticed how angry they looked untill now

I always thought they were just like "really"

Like

But no

They look pissed

[stark wagon]

@wary galleon nah i meant tsurugi, joshu is funny and works well in the story at least

[wary galleon]

wel i havent read enough to really get to know joshu tbh

i imagine he does get a lot more character and shit

i cant see myself hating tsurgi tho

[rocky charm]

I still don't like Joshuu

And I'm on the poor tom arc

[stark wagon]

I love to hate joshu

[rocky charm]

Which I think is the second or third most recent

[white beacon]

joshuu doesn't get like, that much more character even

[rocky charm]

Tsurugi, tho, I detest

[stark wagon]

^

[wary galleon]

well

[stark wagon]

fuck tsurugi

[wary galleon]

atleast thats good

[rocky charm]

Don't fuck Tsurugi

[wary galleon]

you know i meme on shigechi so much

[rocky charm]

He is a child

[stark wagon]

oh ye don't

[wary galleon]

but i was so fucking happy to hear his english voice and be like

[rocky charm]

Yes

[wary galleon]

great i can hate this little shit all over again

[rocky charm]

Shigechi's English voice is

[wary galleon]

im gonna listen to it again

just because

[rocky charm]

Like

Each character's English voice has fit them in a way

[wary galleon]

i mean people say part 7 is the first time we see stands truly be a like, almost a helper friend buddy

but harvest man

[rocky charm]

But Reimi and Shigechi are just English equivalents of their Japanese voices

[wary galleon]

harvest is just shegich's imaginary friends xd

[rocky charm]

And it's perfect

[wary galleon]

rohan is creepy

and i love that

[rocky charm]

Rohan, while not sounding like his Japanese voice, fills in another facet of his character

His diturbing obsessions

[spice crystal]

Rohan just sounds weird

it’s not bad voice acting, it just doesn’t really fit what we’ve come to expect from him

[rocky charm]

Like I said

It only doesn't fit if all that you expect is his Japanese voice

Dubs are allowed to have new takes on a character's voice

[stuck quarry]

tbh i havent read the past few new chapters of jjl

[rocky charm]

Broke: Tonio isn't in Part 8

Woke: Tonio has a trade deal with the Higashikata Fruit Parlor

https://s2.mangadex.org/data/4406f6bf135adae61cb8b0879a6dd543/x8.png

[stark wagon]

fuck i forgot about that

I really wanna see the Trussardi restaurant now

[knotty moat]

is the new chapter out?

[gleaming peak]

I love how Jobin is chill in some ways but still entitled like Joshuu in others

I don’t think so

[wary galleon]

holy FUCK

little kid power play, fucking hell

[gleaming peak]

Yeah dude

Tsurugi is not playing around

[wary galleon]

DAYUM

AU YUKAKO IS A BRILLIANT BITCH

[errant orbit]

Shit heads.

[granite sedge]

Wait, what did she do there again?

[wary galleon]

used hair to connect burning length of hair to hair of one of the brothers

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

FOR FUCKS SAKE ARAKI

[granite sedge]

That's one of the things I like about part 8. There are all these ridiculously niche Stands that get used in creative and fun ways.

Like Fun Fun Fun. Who'd have thought a Stand like that would be the focus of a decent arc?

[wary galleon]

aaaaaaa vitamim c is set up to be the main villian like

reading this

i currently believe

oh he;s gonna get away and like they have to fight his cronies some more

but then i remember, part 8 has no major villian and araki is a mad man in this part so

[granite sedge]

The main villain of part 8 has yet to be revealed.

But we do have a likely candidate, and it'll probably be revealed soon-ish.

[errant orbit]

It's araki himself

[wary galleon]

ooo dont say much

im still readin

well you can but

im gonan come back here after ive read stuff now knowing that

[granite sedge]

I will say that you'll know who the main candidate is as soon as you meet them.

They just really have that aura.

[stark wagon]

@wary galleon my favorite norisuke moment is right after that arc you're at

I love it so much

[wary galleon]

ill see if i spot it

I MEAN

[knotty moat]

Imo if the main villain isnt who I think it is I'm gonna scream

[wary galleon]

VITAMIN C GUY HAD THAT AURA

[stark wagon]

Damo is still a great minor villain I can't get mad about it

probably my favorite

[knotty moat]

I love that panel oml

[wary galleon]

HO

LY

FUCK

[stark wagon]

[knotty moat]

[granite sedge]

There's one specific panel with a particular character that has me convinced they're the big bad.

That look. That goddamn look.

The Jojo Villain Look.

[stark wagon]

are you talk about the Jobin panel or the one after that

[knotty moat]

jobin being the main villain

Now that's a funny jojoke

[granite sedge]

Remember the chapter immediately after the Vitamin C arc?

Remember who the focus of that chapter is?

[wary galleon]

yeah jobin is just a bit of a cunt

cant see him as main villian

focus of after vitamin c

you know i should really tab out

i am, see you later bois

seriously this time

[knotty moat]

Cya

[granite sedge]

I mean, I'm specifically avoiding names.

[stark wagon]

I can see jobin as the main antagonist easily idk

[knotty moat]

Kato is the fucking main villain I'm calling it

[stark wagon]

he doesn't need to be a cruel murderous guy

[granite sedge]

Jobin isn't really bad enough for that? Jojo villains tend to be horrible, irredeemable people.

[stark wagon]

Kaato and Jobin are both my bet, maybe Kaato goes too far and Jobin doesn't follow her though

[granite sedge]

Granted, more morally ambiguous villains might just be a theme of the SBRverse, but Jobin feels too nice to me.

Jobin feels more like the Diego of part 8 to me.

[knotty moat]

Kato's stand is still very underdeveloped (it doesnt even have a name yet) but it fits the jojo villain stand themes and everything about her seems like the main villain

Like shes secretly pulling the strings if this entire thing

[granite sedge]

Jojo villain Stands always manipulate time or space, and she's definitely the only candidate there.

[knotty moat]

Ye

[stark wagon]

we know Speed King still has hidden abilities though

but i'm with you thinking that if Jojolion is gonna have one big baddie it has to be her

[knotty moat]

I'm gonna be kinda disappointed if it isnt kaato

[stark wagon]

It's going to be weird though

she was introduced very late and we haven't seen her since

[gleaming peak]

I don’t think Jobin has the right attitude to be a main villain

[knotty moat]

Ye

[gleaming peak]

He’s kind of like a main character not allied with the heroes

[knotty moat]

Jobin is just a cunt

[gleaming peak]

Why did he marry Mitsuba

[stark wagon]

that makes a great antagonist though

[gleaming peak]

He doesn’t seem shallow enough to marry for looks

She has to have something

[stark wagon]

have we even seen them together

feelsbad

[gleaming peak]

Uhhh

Way before they actually mattered

Aka the family photo as people who left

Or just were there

Otherwise no

[wary galleon]

one qestion im not looking at anything else but

is this who you guys are talking about

when you say

probable main villian

[minor ore]

possible

doubt it though

[wary galleon]

she has that aura tho, i have to agree

though you know

araki

he's crazy

[minor ore]

thats true

[stark wagon]

I want a family drama finale

[wary galleon]

well she;'s fucking nuts

[minor ore]

i cant look at her the same to be honest

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar cred is now level 3 !

[minor ore]

i seen this and was hyped for something

then it was just another higashikata

[wary galleon]

you know what'd be funny

eveyr few chapters, new higashikata!

HEY ITS MY COUSIN

[stark wagon]

she has so much potential though

[wary galleon]

JOEEOONNN HIGASHIKATA

[minor ore]

thats pretty much jojolion

[stark wagon]

i'm still hyped for anything regarding kaato

[minor ore]

im mostly hyped for more kira stuff

[stark wagon]

I doubt we'll get that

[minor ore]

sobs

kira 8 is so good

[wary galleon]

yeah... i feel like we have a very firm full stop on seeing more of kira and josefumi

[minor ore]

you know what i kinda wanted to see

i REALLY wanted to see like

au joseph and jotaro

like highkey

do you think they’d be blonde like johnny

[granite sedge]

Kira was AU Jotaro.

Kind of.

It was also kind of Kyo.

[gleaming peak]

Kira is both Jotaro and Kira if they were softer due to their mothers

[wary galleon]

probabluy

maaaaaaybe that'll be part 9

[gleaming peak]

For example, this Kira is much more prone to doing his mother’s wishes

[wary galleon]

and araki will actually do a big meme

[gleaming peak]

Jotaro was way more silly about it

[wary galleon]

sorry this was in react to comedic's question of joseph

[gleaming peak]

And Kira... well, this one is a doctor as opposed to a salesperson serial killer

What DID Kira sell?

[wary galleon]

because yeah kira in this is jotaro

[gleaming peak]

Did they even say

[wary galleon]

kira wasn't a salesperson

[gleaming peak]

Or was he a pencil pusher

In part 4?

[wary galleon]

he was a business man at a popular company

yeah

in part 4 he was a pencil pusher

[gleaming peak]

Huh

[wary galleon]

he literally went back to work at the same place btw

[gleaming peak]

Could have sworn he was a salesperson

Oh well

[wary galleon]

he's a Salary Man

that's what they call the normal working man in japan

[gleaming peak]

It doesn’t matter other than it fits him

A guy who wants to be inconspicuous

Blend in and get a job most japanese citizens have

Also Jojolion Kira is implied to not be enabled by his parents in any way

[wary galleon]

well he is techincally a sales man but its nothing like selling shit on the street

its like being part of a sales team

[gleaming peak]

As opposed to DiU Kira who became who he was due to his parent’s enabling

[wary galleon]

he was actually the head of his own little team in DiU

[gleaming peak]

Yeah he had two other guys and three women

[wary galleon]

and im pretty sure one of those guys were kosaku

[gleaming peak]

No they showed them

[wary galleon]

oh yeah

[gleaming peak]

In the anime when Kira died

[wary galleon]

that'd be wayyyy to telling for Kira

[gleaming peak]

I think as Kosaku he just worked the same job

[wary galleon]

but yeah he just went back to working as a sales man in the same job, just not as a manager

[gleaming peak]

Where Kosaku was, well, a failure.

Kira excels and hides it

[wary galleon]

yeah, really shit at his job

[gleaming peak]

Kosaku was just lame

In all facets

[wary galleon]

so im gonna guess kira just started to like, actually do his job normally and explain it away as like

"well im thinking seriously about my family"

which yanno

[gleaming peak]

Probably

[wary galleon]

shinobu could back up

"he;s being really paying attention and acting much nicer to us"

[gleaming peak]

Kira is a guy who strives for third place but could be first

So chances are, if Kosaku is a d student then all Kira has to do is... work.

[wary galleon]

yeah xd

[gleaming peak]

Man they did Kosaku dirty in part 4

“Look at this trash human that Kira is pretending to be”

[wary galleon]

well that sjust who he was

[kind owl]

@wary galleon, Your Gangstar cred is now level 16 !

[wary galleon]

i mean, im a trash human aswell

but the world needs trash

it just makes gold shine brighter

[gleaming peak]

Like Hayato will arguably be the only one who mourns him

[wary galleon]

anyway

ufkin hayato

[gleaming peak]

I loved Hayato

[wary galleon]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Hayato/

[gleaming peak]

You know part 4 I think has the lowest death count in a part involving stands

Well not counting the bites the dust

But they put some people through the wringer

[wary galleon]

none of the stands other than heavens door really can go cataclystmic in part 4

[gleaming peak]

Echoes could

If Koichi was sadistic

Instead he is dumb

[wary galleon]

well thats the thing, theres no like. BIG EVIL in part 4

everyone has motives and none of those involve the mindset of not caring about killing people

[gleaming peak]

yeah what I mean is for such a chill part some people get tortured

I’d argue Hayato’s bites the dust experience is second to no one’s pain

[wary galleon]

like kira isn;t a mindless murderer he's still extremly selective with his killing

[gleaming peak]

That’s what made Kira great

[wary galleon]

hayato probably commited suicide later in life

[gleaming peak]

Hayato survives the universal reset through sheer virtue of the god of jojo’s going: I’m not done with you yet

[wary galleon]

i mean, he was already a really smart and curious kid so he's probably gonna realise shit sooner or later, a trend in suicide victims

same thing probably happens with Emporio

i can see him snapping one day and just killing himself from the pain

[gleaming peak]

I think Emporio will be fine

Because he has something

[wary galleon]

yes but it's too similar

it's like a mock reality

[gleaming peak]

ahhh I see

[wary galleon]

thats how i feel about it personally

[gleaming peak]

I just want an old Hayato in new Morioh

Depressed everyone he knows is gone

[wary galleon]

like if my life changed like that, i'd probably cope with it for a while but like, id slip one day and say like, isntead of my best friend, john who's now uhm

[gleaming peak]

Instead he has these weird immigrants

[wary galleon]

jim, ill call him john and he'll laugh about it agian and id just lose it

[gleaming peak]

Oh I get it

He calls Irene, Jolyne

[wary galleon]

i still believe araki kind of wanted to end jojo at part 6

but then realise he wanted to write more and give the series a proper buddy zeppili

[gleaming peak]

I think more the convoluted jojo

[wary galleon]

oh shit we should change to #jojo-overall-discussion

[gleaming peak]

That it became

Than jojo’s in general

[wary galleon]

cause this aint evne loosely connected to part 4 anymore xd

[gleaming peak]

It kind of is

If we spin it around and say wouldn’t it be perfect if he true antagonist of part 8 has Hayato’s family name

[wary galleon]

holy fuck that'd be such a weird thing

[gleaming peak]

Think about it

In parts 4 and 8 family is integral to the plot

[wary galleon]

yeah

part 4 is about

josuke and his friends trying to find the main killer

now

what are josuke and his friends trying to find in part 8?

[gleaming peak]

Literally every main character in part 4 has some family thing important to them

A cure for mom’s brain damage

[wary galleon]

so

the true villian of part 8

[gleaming peak]

Also why are these super immigrants attacking us

[wary galleon]

is mom brain damage

there is no real true major villian

its just mom brain damage

WHICH IS A STAND ATTACK

BY KOSAKU KAWAJIRU

WHO WAS SPURNED BY HOLLY WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG

BOOOOOM

[gleaming peak]

THE ROCK SKIN CURSE IS KOSAKU KAWAJIRI

[wary galleon]

CALLING IT NOW

YES

BECAUSE UHM

JOHNNY

OR

SOMETHING

like wasnt johnny tied to the curse

[gleaming peak]

No his wife was

[wary galleon]

oh yeah

[gleaming peak]

She married a dirty foreigner

[wary galleon]

that's how that links

HEY

[gleaming peak]

She had to die

[wary galleon]

johnny is not dirty :(

[gleaming peak]

Her and her half breed son

[wary galleon]

jfc

[gleaming peak]

I know Johnny isn’t dirty

It’s a thing people call foreigners

Dirty Foreigner

[wary galleon]

i love how you keep calling rock people foreigners

[gleaming peak]

In this instance I am calling Johnny

Yeah I guess technically

Normal humans are the foreigners

Their land development is harming rock human society

And their lack of understanding of rock humans leads to death

Also Rock Humans have to integrate into human society to survive

[wary galleon]

fuck

[gleaming peak]

Attain any type of asset

[wary galleon]

wrong chat xd

[gleaming peak]

ooooh

[wary galleon]

was tryna post a spicy jojoke

anyway

yeah

poor rock humans

wait

uhm.

is this just set up for part 9

when rock humans finally realise they can drink blood

[gleaming peak]

I doubt it

[wary galleon]

and develop a mask to conquer the rock

[gleaming peak]

I just hope rock humans aren’t forgotten

[wary galleon]

just a shit joke about pillar men

[gleaming peak]

Maybe the next jojo is a rock human

[errant orbit]

Rock humans are meteors from Kars body

[wary galleon]

THIS IS THE ONLY LORE I SUBSCRIBE TO

[gleaming peak]

Isn't that pushing the jorge joestar idea

where kars exists outside of the reset

Just on Mars eating uh

.... Tofu.

[wary galleon]

My face re2 character

Tofu

[gleaming peak]

In Jorge Joestar, Kars takes Killer Queen by appealing to it with a chew toy.

[errant orbit]

LMAO YEAH

Shoulda done that in JJL 🤔 🤔 🤔

[gleaming peak]

Kars is just like: Heeeere, Killer Queeeen

And Kira is like: NO NOT MY BABY STANDO

Speaking of Kar

Kars

.... what even happened to jojolion joseph

I'm still super sad we don't even know

[wary galleon]

Thatll be part 9, no cry for joesph

[gleaming peak]

But this is about Joseph's grandson

Well, some of him

... Like 20%?

[wraith haven]

the best part about the joke I made in #diamond-is-unbreakable is that it just seems like gibberish and not a spoiler lol

[wary galleon]

@wraith haven new tremd, meme diu with part 8 spoilers that make 0 sense

[wraith haven]

oh no

[wary galleon]

I have one upped you

And i pass the challenge to you

[gleaming peak]

Mention that Josuke grows up to sell fruit to the italian restaurant

@wary galleon di-did you just make a Jotaro is Kira in jjl joke in diu chat

[gleaming peak]

Oh my goodness

I thought of the worst idea

What if Part 8 has Joseph's brother

Jouji Joestar

[rocky charm]

What if Part 8 has Kira's son

Jouta

[pastel kestrel]

i have a strange question, has the chapter with this panel been colored yet? if so which one

[spice crystal]

no, I don’t believe it has

[gleaming peak]

Uh

We just need to know what he did that in reaction to

[pastel kestrel]

isnt it when josuke eats the dumpling?

[gleaming peak]

TIME TO LOOK FOR DUMPLING EATING.

[rocky charm]

Isn't that Chapter 2? Where he eats dumplings

[pastel kestrel]

shit nvm

[gleaming peak]

Nope

[pastel kestrel]

yea couldnt find it

[rocky charm]

That smile

Doesn't look right

I think the photo may be edited?

Not sure tho

[still scroll]

i’ve decided to take jojolion at a slower pace

instead of just finishing it in one day

i’m gonna try and savor it

[stark fossil]

Very good idea; I wish I hadn't rushed many parts

Just good luck not getting spoiled

[still scroll]

all i know is that jojo is a fusion of two gay lovers or something

[stark wagon]

he knows everything

[still scroll]

shit

but so far i’m really liking it

yasuho best girl

i’m currently reading california bed thing

[stark fossil]

I hope "California Bed Thing" is the localised name

[still scroll]

same

but

this makes me uncomfortable

[stark fossil]

It should

Very close between Lucy Steel and Yasuho for best girl imo

[still scroll]

ariki is really pushing it

[stark fossil]

We in seinen land now

[stark wagon]

Finally someone that gets it

Fred you're the man

[stark fossil]

Haha

[still scroll]

i also agree with fred’s statement

[stark wagon]

daiya is great too

not on this arc though

[still scroll]

i’m scared

no not scared

uncomfortable

[stark fossil]

The weirdest person in this part of the story I think is Norisuke

[still scroll]

i’m getting more uncomfortable

is this rape????

i don’t know what to call it

[stark fossil]

She's definitely exploited him

Not sure I want to think about it

[still scroll]

alright i’m in class someone just tell me if it goes nude so i can stop before it’s too late

[stark fossil]

Not completely

[white beacon]

daiya kinda strips down

[still scroll]

like how far

[stark fossil]

I think Fun Fun Fun is the nudest arc

[white beacon]

only just topclothes, underwear stays on

she was changing clothes, i think

[still scroll]

okay then i should be ok

[stark fossil]

"Underwear stays on, but I probably wouldn't read it in public" is probably how I'd describe JoJolion

[still scroll]

fun fun was the first fight correct?

[stark fossil]

With the woman in the bath

[still scroll]

okay then i’ve already got passed that

[stark wagon]

is the new chapter coming today?

[still scroll]

and even tho daiya is 16 i wouldn’t put it past ariki considering steel ball run

[stark fossil]

Moving to Ultra Jump really took the reins off

Expect the unexpected

[still scroll]

i’ve noticed

he got away with rape of a 14 year old

HMMMMMMMM

[stark wagon]

[still scroll]

now that i think about it....

is this...

insest?

[stark wagon]

not really?

[still scroll]

i mean she’s a higashikata and josuke gets the last name higashikata later.

i’m confused on where this lands

[white beacon]

lol

josuke is higashikata by way of adoption

so by law, kinda incest. but by blood it's a nah

actually, nvm it kinda is but you'll know why in the future chapters

[still scroll]

wait... no i just read about the family tree. so it is insest because of johnny being in the bloodline now and with kira a jostar or something so because of fusion there’s blood relation so.... i don’t know where this lands

[stark wagon]

we'll actually need a few months of research to figure that one out

[mossy robin]

Daiya, cease.

[wary galleon]

Its uhm.

20% incest

@white beacon plz no ban its a big joke

Read what i put in diu chat with a part 8 mindset xd

[white beacon]

oh lmao

[wary galleon]

Its just fucking funny to me, i should have posted that mid a conversation thi and actually confused people

[rain zephyr]

Were josefumi and kira actually gay?

[stark wagon]

not that we know of

[gleaming peak]

I think Kira wasn't interested in romance in general.

[fierce night]

@stark wagon kinda off topic but does your name happen to be daniel?

[gleaming peak]

Sort of like how Jotaro's marriage probably fell apart because he was terrible at communicating his feelings.

[stark wagon]

@fierce night nope, donn is just a random internet name I picked at some point

[fierce night]

oh k

[gleaming peak]

I just noticed something.

Part 4 takes place in the late late late 90s

[fierce night]

i knew you spoke portuguese and i saw a guy named daniel with the same pfp on a youtube video

thought it could be you

[gleaming peak]

And Joseph sort of reveals he's no longer a fan of Superman but likes Rohan's manga.

.... Around that time, Superman was going through the infamous red and blue storyline.

Even Joseph hated that plot...

But Superman red and blue sort of describes Gappy.

Because Superman red and blue are two halves of the ideal Superman.

Like how Gappy's two halves are part of him.

But is Gappy the ideal version.

[errant orbit]

Hiatus next month?

[gleaming peak]

Maybe

Did a new chapter come out today

[stark wagon]

not yet at least

[elfin mist]

normally comes at either 11pm or am

iirc

[stark wagon]

in what time zone?

[still scroll]

johnny...

i feel so bad

[gleaming peak]

I don’t think Johnny does.

[still scroll]

and joshu try’s to rape best girl

[mossy robin]

Well he thought it was consensual.

[white beacon]

no he didn't? yasuho was obviously calling out to josuke and joshuu acted like he was josuke

he took advantage of her

[still scroll]

exactly

[mossy robin]

Maybe I remember it wrong.

Well it's not a maybe.

But I thought she called to Josuke a bit afterwards and he was driven away.

[white beacon]

she was calling out to josuke the whole time

[rocky charm]

iirc he thought she said "Jo suki"

Meaning "Jo(shuu) I love you"

And then the part where she vaguely said she was wet while motioning to her skirt was a bit... evocative

I'm not defending what Joshuu did, but he definitely thought it was consensual

[still scroll]

still don’t like him

[rocky charm]

Neither do I

[still scroll]

i like the name of his stand tho

[gleaming peak]

Joshuu and Jobin are wildcards

It’s great

They don’t align with Gappy or Norisuke

They don’t align with Rock Humans

[mossy robin]

They don't align with each other either.

Joshuu aligns himself with money and Jobin with the Rokakaka 2.

[gleaming peak]

Joshuu does love his big brother tho

Implied idol worship

In the nicest way to put this

[white beacon]

doesn't jobin align with rock humans?

like, he was willing to smuggle fruits with them

[mossy robin]

IIRC he just said he'd kill them all after he was done.

[white beacon]

ah

[rocky charm]

He only did it because he wanted additional standing in the world, money, and a way to save his son

[gleaming peak]

Jobin cares little for bro, Joshuu loves bro most of all

Jobin is using them as means to an end

[minor ore]

Is the new chapter out? Hi wa mata noboru hasn't upload anything yet but i'm wondering if there's another website
nvm, it's just shitty people posting spoilers on 4chan

[brittle blade]

Jesus christ I just can't take this part seriusly because rokaka means fox shit in my language and I start laughing every time they say it in the story

[wary galleon]

oh noooo

that sound so fucking hilarious

[brittle blade]

róka kaka actually but it still works

[wary galleon]

yeah its close enough

[brittle blade]

And they talk about it like it's the most important shit but they are trading fox shit for millions it's hillarius

[rocky charm]

Jobin and Joshuu's relationship is the same as Prosciutto and Pesci's

[brittle blade]

Yasuho and Josuke are just Kira and Koichi as a couple

[wary galleon]

more like Josuke and Koichi

owo

[rich depot]

Look how similar Koichi's Sister and Yasuho's mom are

Black hair, pointed eye brows

My good sirs, I will propose that Yasuho is Koichi's alternate Niece

[brittle blade]

wine mom haircut

[wary galleon]

yasuho is koichi's alternate niece

what fucking level are we on right now

[brittle blade]

5 or maybe 6 right now my dude @wary galleon

[wary galleon]

you are like little baby, watch thise

posts something that makes no sense unless you read part 8 in #diamond-is-unbreakable

[brittle blade]

Finally I'm at the vitamin C arcs Finally I get my answers

[wary galleon]

answers?

my boi

you'll just get more fukin questions

[brittle blade]

god damn it

*Araki damn it

[wary galleon]

@rocky charm you piece of shit, you're stealing my joke!

and you literally ruined the entire joke, good job

IT'S SUIPPOSED TO BE LIKE, REALLY VAUGE AND NOT ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE

[rocky charm]

Fine

[wary galleon]

here;s how you do it

[wary galleon]

@wraith haven the ball is in your court, rise to my challlenge!

[wraith haven]

oh no

I don't actually know enough about jojolion to take up this mantle

[mossy robin]

Did somebody say ruining jokes?

[wary galleon]

awww

well this is the joke jojo 2

you post somethign in #diamond-is-unbreakable that makes 0 sens in a aprt 4 mindset, 100% sense in a part 8 mindset but also avoids actual spoilers

its made 100% to confuse peopl

[mossy robin]

Okay so you mention Josuke or something.

But not Josuke Higashikata.

You mention Josuke Higashikata.

Am I correct?

[wary galleon]

yes

exactrly

here let me get my exmaple

You guys think josuke's friend hirose is pretty hot? I cant pick between them and nijimura (sorry i dont rember their first names)

[gleaming peak]

Koichi’s alternate niece makes it funnier

[kind owl]

@gleaming peak, Your Gangstar cred is now level 12 !

[mossy robin]

Oh, that.

I thought you were being an ass.

[wary galleon]

nah you gotta be very careful with wording

[gleaming peak]

Arguably Koichi’s best friend is with his niece

[wary galleon]

i remember fukin xiao did an amazing one but i cant find it

[brittle blade]

We don't talk about Josuke Higashikata we only talk about Higashikata Josuke

[mossy robin]

I've got one.

[brittle blade]

And now I'm going to spoil part 9

[gleaming peak]

We don’t talk about Josuke Higashikata we talk about Joseph Kujo’s fusion dance

[mossy robin]

"Man, Kira and Josuke's bond is something else huh?"

[gleaming peak]

Imagine if the dub changes Josefumi to Joseph

[wary galleon]

yeah

that

like

i posed about jotaro and kira having very similar outlooks on life

because yanno

joatro is kira in part 8

[brittle blade]

Josefumi and Kira are so fucking cute together

my heart melts

[gleaming peak]

I like that Kira is Jotaro but nicer

[wary galleon]

Josefumi>Josuke 4

[gleaming peak]

Is he?

Iunno dude

[wary galleon]

he is

come on

dont lie to yourself

[mossy robin]

Josefumi would probably be my favorite but we don't see him enough.

He doesn't seem like the coolest kid on the block, he just seems like a guy.

[brittle blade]

A neglected kid with a big heart and probably suicidal thougths

1 volume +1 chapter and will be caught up with the colored version

[gleaming peak]

Josuke is cool tho

He is like

The most mellow jojo

[stark wagon]

Colored version won't ever caught up though

We'll have to wait for the next batch from sueisha

[wary galleon]

im ok waitingn for higher quality scans

[stark wagon]

black and white are really good quality

just black and white

which is not a big problem really since araki art is amazing anyway

[mossy robin]

I read Black and White the first round through.

[wary galleon]

no i mean

[mossy robin]

Then when the colored catches up I might read that.

[wary galleon]

some people critize the black and white for thier writing?.....

[gleaming peak]

I mean

For a chapter it’s clean

Like One Piece in Jump is messy

[mossy robin]

What do you mean writing it's the same 'script'.

[gleaming peak]

But it is cleaned up for the manga

[wary galleon]

no no no like

[spice crystal]

black and white is hot and still a great experience

[wary galleon]

with part 5, a lot of people said the coloured scans had better writing

[stark wagon]

that's because the scans team that made part 5 back in those days were bad

it's fine nowadays afaik

[spice crystal]

isn’t that just to do with the terrible vento aureo scans

[wary galleon]

oooh ok

thanks for letting me now

ill just read the black and white next time i get free time

[stark wagon]

ye jojolion is definitely fine

also I think they are almost done with all the colored stuff

[wary galleon]

ah nice

ill wait for colour then?.........

[stark wagon]

sueisha released 11-15 like 7 months ago

once 15 ends you'll have to wait really long or just read B&W

I have no idea how fast sueisha releases those

[still scroll]

are rock people literally like this worlds equivalent to vampires and pillerman

[mossy robin]

Yeah pretty much.

[spice crystal]

yes

[wary galleon]

Ya

[gleaming peak]

What if the true villain of jojolion is DUWANG

[gleaming peak]

Oh wait

Wait

Dolomite loves fried chicken...

[mossy robin]

I wonder how he'll actually sing it.

If it's animated.

[gleaming peak]

Probably like Rihanna

[mossy robin]

We have an idea of how Gyro sings Pizza Mozzarella but we don't know how Gappy sings Large Fries.

[gleaming peak]

Gappy is gonna sing it uh

Enka Style

[mossy robin]

What if he raps it.

[gleaming peak]

Oh my goodness

[keen coral]

found this

https://youtu.be/iBIGHLuH-zs

[gleaming peak]

No not Gappy

[keen coral]

sadly there aren't that many dubs like with the cheese song

[brittle blade]

and this is the panel that made me lose even the smallest ammount of hope I had in Joshu

[stark wagon]

fuck I don't want to let my neglectful mom talk to my sister what do I do

[sharp portal]

I don't think he means it seriously, I think he's just trying to weird her out enough to get her to leave

[stark wagon]

better strip her naked and ask to suckle on her breasts

[brittle blade]

Really is he autistic? in the canon

[stark wagon]

he's just joshu

[wary galleon]

he;s being a cunt

because yanno, he;s a black hearted little bastard

[rich depot]

C'mon guys, didn't you all sexually harass your mom as teenagers? Give him a break

[mossy robin]

No he's doing it wrong.

[gleaming peak]

I think it is justified in his upbringing

Keep in mind Joshuu had no maternal figure in his life as a child, and his sisters don’t interact with him.

Women in general do not interact with him.

This leads to a lack of social understanding when it comes to interacting with women.

Then keep in mind who he was raised by and how he was raised.

Norisuke is a passive father, he enables Joshuu’s behavior.

For example, and this is key in all of this, during Milagro Man despite Norisuke’s pleas... he still gave Joshuu some money.

With no fuss.

That explains a lot of his boasting

[still scroll]

he’s still a shit bag

[gleaming peak]

He has no concept of being reprimanded.

I’m not saying he isn’t, I’m explaining why.

[still scroll]

i know but it doesn’t change his actions

[gleaming peak]

It’s sort of like how Joseph was a showboat in his younger years who solved problems with violence

[rich depot]

He does live in the same household as Daiya

[gleaming peak]

His only guardian was a woman who beat him for acting out

[still scroll]

his life is sad yes but that doesn’t excuse him of his actions

[rich depot]

You know, the one who did the stand equivalent of roofieing someone

[gleaming peak]

I’m not excusing him tho

I’m just pointing out why he is the way he is.

[rich depot]

Understood

[gleaming peak]

It’s fascinating really

[rich depot]

The two youngest have serious sexual issues

[still scroll]

i understand that and i’m just saying shit

[gleaming peak]

How terrible of a father Norisuke is to his kids yet also loving

[rich depot]

It makes sense when you point it out like that

[gleaming peak]

Like Norisuke also babies Daiya

Like a lot

Joshuu he just goes: Oh man what am I gonna do with you...

But he doesn’t say no.

And that’s key to all of Joshuu’s problems.

He was never really told no.

I think the most of a relationship he has with women is his older sister finding him gross.

[brittle blade]

I think Joshu has a quite good relationship with Hato

at least from what I've seen

[gleaming peak]

I think she’s the best influence on him because she actually talks to him and tells him no

Jobin is just like: eh

[brittle blade]

why are you so shit?

[gleaming peak]

Jobin seems like he almost completely tunes out Joshuu

Seems like being the operative term

Yeah I think that’s a good thing to point out

I think that’s why Joshuu likes Yasuho

She is somewhat passive

Or at least not aggressive enough to fight him

You get me?

[brittle blade]

ye

[gleaming peak]

Which makes me wonder about Jobin

His strongest relationship is with his mom

And son.

But what is his relation to someone like Mitsuba.

[stark wagon]

btw guys avoid spoilers as hard as you can for this next JJL chapter

[gleaming peak]

It can’t seriously simply be for some sense of entitlement due to having an attractive woman on his arm

[stark wagon]

I think I just got spoiled on something big

[brittle blade]

I'm trying

[gleaming peak]

Is it out?

[stark wagon]

not translated but people have read the raw scans

[brittle blade]

but if you will write what I think you will write I leave the chat now bye all

[gleaming peak]

Oh so the raw is out

I was mostly going to ponder why Jobin is with Mitsuba

He just doesn’t seem shallow enough to like her for being pretty

[clear mountain]

Don’t read the raws

There’s some shocking stuff in there

Wait until the translations

[rich depot]

What's so "shocking"

[clear mountain]

Maybe not shocking

But a lot of confusing shit happens

[gleaming peak]

Okay

[rich depot]

It's probably double confusing if you don't know japanese lol

[gleaming peak]

If you read the raws can you link me to where you get them

I want to read

Uh

Exsqueeze me?

[rich depot]

Yo speaking of him

Do you think the balls on his hair is matted hair or something he clips on

[gleaming peak]

It’s actually just babies

He is incubating his children

[stark wagon]

how am I supposed to sleep waiting for this chapter

[clear mountain]

Why is Jojolion so sexual?

[rich depot]

What a disgusting view

Alexa, replace her with the real Best Girl

[stark wagon]

jojolion has too much fan service for my taste

SBR has plenty too

araki went all out after going to ultra jump

[rich depot]

Tbh I noticed it less in SBR though

[clear mountain]

It’s used with purpose

[kind owl]

@clear mountain, Your Gangstar cred is now level 1 !

[clear mountain]

With Daiya it was to tempt him and distract him as well as an expression of her immature way of expressing love

With Lucy it was to make Valentine look like an asshole

[stark fossil]

Norisuke grows the new Rokakakas on his hair

[clear mountain]

He is pretty fruity

[stark fossil]

I am not serviced at all by the lewder panels of JoJolion; I mainly get uncomfortable

[clear mountain]

I am

Very serviced by most of the girls

But Yasuo is the best

Because she gives me something the other girls can’t

A heart boner

[gleaming peak]

What if Johnny got with Rina cuz she had best bug bites

Best girl bites

[minor ore]

i really want josuke and yasuo to get together

[clear mountain]

Same

[minor ore]

also as you can tell king nothing is one of my favorite stands even tho i somewhat dont understand it

[stark fossil]

King Nothing is just a strong sense of smell

[spice crystal]

track smell

[stark fossil]

But made into a Stand

[spice crystal]

follow smell

[minor ore]

i get that part but i feel like theres something more like hes hiding something from gappy

[stark wagon]

tbh

we can't completely understand any stand in jojolion

not even soft & wet

[spice crystal]

there’s probably something in his past we don’t know

[stark fossil]

King Nothing is a more stylish version of those cartoons where smell smoke floats into a room and rouses a sleeping cat and the cat walks out of the room following the smoke

[spice crystal]

soft and wet will probably have some form of secondary ability

[minor ore]

i think theirs something more to him just something else

also is it just me or are you waiting for shear heart attack to come out of gappy

[stark fossil]

I really hope soft and wet stays within its established powers, whatever they are

It was so nice to see Josuke fight Kira without a power upgrade

Just using what he knew he could do

[minor ore]

?

[spice crystal]

killer queen is gone

[minor ore]

i think he can still use shear heart attack

[stark fossil]

@minor ore yeah fully expecting him to be hiding something. Suspiciously weak

[stark wagon]

he can definitely explode his bubbles

[minor ore]

yea

[stark fossil]

Sorry I mean Josuke fight Kira in Part 4

[stark wagon]

when was the last time josuke used the plunder ability though

that should've been useful in one of his fights

[minor ore]

actually do you think he can access bitez za dusto if he gets hit by the stand arrow

[stark wagon]

pretty sure bites the dust was something very personal to DiU kira

[stark fossil]

There's no silly arrows in SBR town

[minor ore]

or get bit again

[stark fossil]

Maybe if he gets slapped with Jesus' arm

[spice crystal]

bites the dust was a specific thing

[minor ore]

i feel like he could have a mish match of something similar to bitez za dusto depending what araki does

[stark fossil]

I like how Kira could do little tiny Sheer Heart Attacks

I hope JoJolion ends with a fricking massive SHA trundling down the street

The size of a house

"KOCHI O MIRO, MOFOS"

[gleaming peak]

I loved that too

Part 4 Kira: Just a big tank

Part 8 Kira: Nah man just little baby SHA in the bloodstream

[stark fossil]

I think he can do multiple big tanks too, on the boat

But still that tiny troupe of SHAs was pretty sweet

And now I think about it, similar to UU Tomoki's power

[minor ore]

i like this part for the purpose of it not trying to be a small town thats invaded by a killer but more thats a story of family and of the such i like that atomsphere

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar cred is now level 4 !

[stark fossil]

Yeah some people call it a reworking of part 4 but it's so much its own thing

[minor ore]

its aspect is family based its honestly my favorite part so far and right now im just waiting to see the final villain and his or her stand

[stark fossil]

What do you think of the "battle royale ending"

theory

[minor ore]

havent heard it

[stark fossil]

It's pretty much just that; some people think it will end with a showdown between several factions of characters we've seen already

[minor ore]

which factions lol

factions lol

rokakaka vs josuke vs higashikata i suppose

[stark fossil]

Well there's Josuke, Yasuho and Mamezuku

Any remaining rock humans idk

[minor ore]

but hospital team is kind of completely dead isn't it?

you mean hirose

and higashikata vs josuke isn't that probable

[stark fossil]

Jobin, Tsurugi and anyone else aligned with them

[minor ore]

also their hasnt been a healer for this part but i think it will be nut king call

[stark fossil]

Kaato maybe?

[minor ore]

Mamezuku wouldn't take Josuke's side

He works for Norisuke after all

[stark fossil]

Not the healer, but maybe a separate faction. Idk what the deal is

[minor ore]

im just saying their hasnt been a healer this part

so i think it will be joshu

[stark fossil]

Well he wouldn't take Jobin's side

Conveniently once Damo died everyone poof! went perfectly back to normal

I mean I don't think Kaato would be the healer

Joshu makes sense as a healer, can't think of anyone else

[minor ore]

i dont either i think if nut king call could just dismantle limbs he could prolly put new ones on

[stark fossil]

Maybe Soft and Wet can steal injuries

[minor ore]

I don't think it will be a battle royale because i'm certain josuke and the higashikatas would team up agains the rock humans

Maybe after that there is a confrontation tho

Because Jobin and Gappy want the rokakaka for different reasons

[stark fossil]

Yeah cos Norisuke and Jobin are at odds

[minor ore]

i think that i feel sad but i know that the head of the family will die

[stark fossil]

Nut King Call could remove someone's arms

[minor ore]

yeah Norisuke has "dead" written on his forehead since the start

[stark fossil]

And attach those arms to Joshu

Turning him into a terrifying Vitruvian man of death

[minor ore]

yea it sucks i don't want him to die

oof

also i think joshu could heal major injuries just not minor injuries

like skin damage but he could reattach limbs

Well, at least we'll find out soon enough now that the hospital arc is probably over

also i really hate joshu but his stand is my favorite i love the design and stuff but i refuse to use the picture cause it links me to joshu lol

[stark fossil]

It is really cool. Sad side effect of his creativity that nearly every hero Stand feels criminally underused

[minor ore]

nut king cole is my favorite stand overall but i just hate joshu so i picked king nothing

[stark fossil]

Just pick the closest Stand to Nut King Call. Not that I know who that is

Diver Down maybe

[minor ore]

i feel bad for that one rock human who got cheated on it was kinda sad and that old couple banging was kinda funny

yea