#the-jojolands
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i dont remember that one but it makes sense
so its a 75% chance its 2024
lemme find it rq
not really cause they have school
so cuts out the summer
I see
U live in America?
yes
I live in Alaska and school starts in August
we dont include alaska
thats more canadian than being part of the us
W howler ❤️🩹
They're trying to steal from him 💔
Evil evil Meryl mei qi
50 billion? That's crazy, man
Gd reference
Krazyman50
Hell yeah
meryl mei qi is an evil woman
Yep
but tbh she bad asl idc
We know
dont know enough
Guys.
If y'all listened to Eclipse after Howler's Stand reveal
And weren't that impressed with that being the reference
Please listen to the entire album
Because it makes eclipse 30x better of an experience
idk man
why should i listen to the full album
unless it tells a story
like 4yeo
It actually does
The album is a dive into stressors of life
how good of a story
and how like
focused on the story is the album
Bro it's literally Pink Floyd
Fr tho. The entire album seriously recontextualizes the whole song
The album builds this constant since of anxiety and fear of life itself
And then the final song comes in
And it offers this amazing sense of release
would it pair nicely with balatro
Idk
Never played it
When I listen to music I don't just have it on in the background
I surround myself entirely with the music
I enter a new state of existence where the only thing that exists is me and the music
All outside sources are muted
They dont need to acknowledge a second recording as you can assume that the mattekudasai made a duplicate camera
Does it say that they specifically didnt?
YAAYYAAY
They watched the fake video inside. But there should be another recording unless I'm missing something
I dont remember the scene exactly but im guessing they did smth else with the other camera, and pretended like the camera with the fake footage was the real camera
How do people find these colored and translated pages
I was thinking that they could do something better with the cameras and Usagi's stand. What if someone asked THE MATTEKUDASAI to create a duplicate that replaces the function of the original?
I'm not sure if that's possible
But that would be more convenient and reasonable. Only the fake camera would be recording
Mangadex
Is that a website
Ya
Bet thank you twin
The mattekudasai wouldnt be able to completely remove a function from the original
What chapter is this again
That sucks then
Chapter 16
Mangadex is being annoying but like
Theres gotta be an explanation somewhere LMAO
REAL
:]
Somewhere in Araki's mind 😂
Lmao
ch 36 was pretty good
I loved it
i wonder if 37 will have more lore dumped on us or if itll be more action
Real
just found a gem of a video
ill link it rq
Taking a look at one of the most discussed topics when its comes to JoJo, whether Mikitaka is really an alien.
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Songs Used:
Intro: Crazy My Beat - Coda
Stardust Man Appears
Mystic
Higashikata House
Peace...
its fire
the p4 characters in the p5 anime art style makes me sick
LMAO
just a whole bunch of hooting and hollering
oh dmc season 2
when did that come out
just a whole bunch of crying and sobbing
Laughed his ass off 243 times
Prob should get that checked
@thin kelp
My ass is NOT coming back to me
if there was one to even begin with
Perhaps
laughing since the day you were born😭
😭
make that 244 times
jolteon>>
Oh hell nooo sylveon is so cute
i like electricity more
what even is sylyveon
psychic?
of fairy
Fairy
Espeon is psychic
Oh yeah ken im doing more of my tier list
Ill let u know how it goes lmao
i just started getting into pokemon again
Valid
mb i had dnd on
idk why i have it on
oh
Lmso fair
do u guys think araki accepts bribes to keep characters alive
i will pay him $50 to keep dragona alive
yeah thats why mikitaka is in the new universe
yoooo
smokey roles will believe ANYTHING
I'll pay him $100 to keep Usagi alive
REALLL
GIVE THIS MAN A TRUE
woman?
100 and one to kill usagi
idk i use man gender neutrally
LEAVE MY SON ALONE!!!
holy shit
Man
im blocking you yo😭
thx gang
100 and two to kill Charming Man
1 million dollars to kill farting man
NO
100 and three to save charming man
like and subscribe to save farting man
he real for wanting dragona bruh they fine shyt
100 and four to release chapter 37
isnt it out
Nah chapter 36 is
Jojo fans have not invaded tge smooth operator comment section, I'm upset
You need to do better
?
wdym
Smooth operators is dragona's stand
Usually when a song is referenced in jojo they invade the comment section
wdym by smooth operators comment section
oh
well yeah no jojo fan has read beyond part 7
then he taught it to his son
oh wait
wrong panel
i mean he alr knew he couldnt stop the flow of the lava rock
what else was there to do
except ask nicely
ew that looks weird
need a new tag lwk
I don't think he was being nice he literally gave death threats to jodio's family immediately afterwards 😭
i mean
wouldnt we all
if i had 50 billion
getting stolen
i might say some mean and rude things
who won't
How does his hair stay up when he's upside down
He doesn’t believe in gravity
It was on a nice mood today
Wdym?
10 tons of hair gel
Jodio uses a lot of hairspray so he can look mysterious with his face hidden by his bangs
Jodio is bald and his hair is actually a hat he glued to his head
Hell nah
Also a helmet would still fall
Going from color to black and white was confusing at first but i got the hang of it
Dragona does im pretty sure
Its implied in the very first chapter
Or that girl is a liar, so her pants caught on fire and jodio didn't do anything
Jodio is innocent
im pretty sure the bully didnt see it yet

When the police officer puts his hand down dragona’s undies and said smth along the lines of “what i just felt.. that turns me on even more” and the police officer thought dragona was biologically a woman im pretty sure so its implied that dragona still has a cock
Smh
I was tryna explain why dragona has a meat stick
||ye but she didn't keep her promise, so she's a liar||
well we did see what happened like right after
explain in my dms
Too lazy lmao
Ill say it again but basic
Police officer first chapter sticks hand down dragona undies
He says “this turns me on even more” and is surprised at what he feels (iirc)
He thinks dragona is biologically a girl (iirc) so its implied dragona still has her meat stick
why doesnt dragona just like
turn it inside out
with their stand
think smarter not harder yo
Well if dragona turns it inside out how will she think harder at all
C moon flashbacks
I can usually evade that with incognito mode for some reason
OK bruh, we need that new chapter rn or we all will lose our minds
Nothing
Well araki did ts, we didn't ask him to talk create that scene
must be hard to not think harder when you’re dragona
“why are we discussing the sex of a character araki purposefully left ambiguous gender identity wise”
“who has multiple scenes mentioning or involving their genitalia”
What do you guys think the name of the look back stand is called
Not like us

Gangnam style
Wdym its obviously iceman
Definitely thick of it
Imagine the lemitofs ☠️
Follow the Leader
Just make an account bro it's free
never
jigsaw falling into place
If there's one thing I am certain of though
Its that the user of the stand is a therapist
how
Because. Think about it
cant
So far every antagonist has been in a position of power or a position that should be one you can trust
Maybe a data analyst
And they abuse their power and position in order to gain more money
Laem Chabang and Ningbo both had stands that could help with their jobs
Who knows they could be a security guard
The user of this stand is a therapist that uses his stand on his patients to torment them with their past and their repressed trauma in order to force them to make more appointments.
And as a result he gets more money
There's also even the possible that he was one of the counselors that was at the institution Usagi was sent to.
And that the reason his family specifically was targeted was because this user learned about the family through Usagi
They are so finished when jodio usagi paco and dragona go there
Where the user is
Maybe the user is sports max and is actually dead
Because as it seems the person doesn't actually care about Tory.
This whole time the enemy was after the lava rock and has been for a long time.
They probably pieced together that Jodio and his crew were the ones on Howler's yacht through all the news reports, and they must have decided the only way that could happen to Howler was if someone else found a lava rock.
And they went after Tory specifically to lure Jodio and them out so they could try and find out where a lava rock is from them
They could've been one of the unsuccessful enemies of the howler corporation who tried to take the lava rock themselves but failed
Not to mention that Tory and Alison haven't looked back at all. That was specifically stated. The stand always tries to make someone look back.
And as soon as they do they're attacked and the stand tries to kill them.
But Tory and Alison just keep walking forwards. Almost as if the stand behind them specifically told them not to look backwards.
So they keep walking under threat that the user said if they look back they'll die. Just so Jodio and Usagi and them would be drawn out into the open where there were a lot of people and the stand would be the most lethal
I think its more of a situation where at the start of the chapter the people are unknowingly walking into the zoo enclosure
They had looked back though
True
Maybe the stand instead of cutting other people just takes control of the person's body and makes them cut themselves
Everyone get the sticker off! We're leaving this zoo now! Ah! What the? This isn't the sticker! Ah. No! No! Ah! Smooth Operaters!
More like "mattekudasai I want the fence!"
At the end
Usagi, I want 6 or 7 lithium Ion Batteries
Y'all do realize Jodio's about to blow that lion's head off right?
Why is everyone in the jojolands gang so loveable omd 😭
He's gonna put the batteries around his foot and the Lions gonna bite down.
Jodio is about to blow his own foot off just to get the sticker off
Because remember the sticker isn't just on the shoes
Its also on their actual feet
Well except ____i
If smooth operators is able to sow limbs back on 😭
Theoretically it should be able to
It closed Paco's wound
Only the skin he still suffered slight internal bleeding
It should be able to like close the skin together on the two body pieces
Not to mention they can just call up Doctor Robert again and have his stand Hey Jude heal the wounds like last time
I dont remember that bro
why dont they just use the zombie horse?
Omg that gyro panel of him sewing up his wounds with it was disgusting
Stone Oceson
How could you forget Doctor Robert
I do not remember him having a stand
He literally used it to heal Paco and Meryl's fingers
Not his stand he's just a super skilled doctor
I guess you could call him a Good Doctor
Yo @worn radish rate my stand
the stand has access to opponents memories, but the user itself doesn't. The stand acts as a defensive mechanism, it basically can dematerialize things from persons memories which will benifit the user. For example, i want to sell you an apple, but you ate one just 4 minutes ago, so ure not hungry. My stand can access your memories, remove that apple from ever existing in a form of apple, so you didnt actually eat anything, ure hungry so Ill sell you this apple, which will benefit me
Very odd. And very specific
Could be pretty strong during a fight
Like, you dematerialize the memory of the person finding a weakness
The stand is automatic but u have to summon it
Like
U can't control it basically
Steel ball son
phantson blood
battle tendensony
sondust crusaders
diamond is sonbreakable
golden son
jojosonion
Venson auero
the jojo sons
jojotanks>>
What's the point of a panel that just says the jojolands
aura purposes
it let's you know which part you're reading
The JOJOLands
The JOJOLands
Ohhh i finally catch up to the jojolands chapter im so excited to see what will jodio do with the lion and his absurd ideas…
in case you think its p4 by accident
is the post or pre rohan
absolute cinema. ✋😐🤚
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Original version:
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“jojo” “lion”
jojo lands
Post
makes sense
Is jodio joestar's hair actually two toned or is there just a line there?
That weirdness in size wasn't a part 9 issue, it's just araki in general 😭
Araki leaned even more into big panels with paart 9 and i love that
i think i miss charming man
They don't call him the goat for no reason
if charming goat was here he'd be beating the shit out of presumably unnamed look back stand
Charming Man
Is gonna die this act
He's gonna die chapter 64
Howler's gonna kill him
On the island his brother went missing
That'll be Howler's reintroduction chapter
Rock humans are back?
The lion is foreshadowing
Lookback stand actually isn't a stand and it really is a spirit
The spirit of rock humans trying to get people away from the sacred corpse-infused land of hawaii
Which is why the lion is in the cage
To remind us of jojolion
Incredibly convincing theory I know
If October is the only hiatus month for this year next year and the next
Chapter 64 will come out December
And will be the last chapter of the year that year. So I think that would be an amazing time to make it the end of act 2
And then January would be Act 3's beginning
Totally
You're cooking midkey
Day 877 of saying that The JOJOLands is good
Bro Jojolands Been out longer than that
Maybe they started a couple days after the first chapter
araki's planning for the pacing has been amazing but I doubt it's to this degree
son
why is your acc nsfw
💔
No.
bro lives for the meat
That's technically not wrong
adam warlock does need a buff lwk
He does
only usable in triple support
i unfortunately am getting on rivals
@worn radish
we have to lock in
She does bro
But nah my account is NSFW because I posted asking about a question in an autism subreddit
About a very specific issue
uhh
are you sure its not like
wait
wrong one
this one
Those have contributed as well
Anyways thx for reminding me to update my profile to hide my post and comment history lol
Look y'all don't understand the Meowskulls feet freaks nation
There was actually a pose Jodio did in the new chapter that reminded me of the pose Giorno did right before getting stabbed by Soft Machine
It's not an exact match but for some reason it reminded me of it
When exactly was that?
i mean i aint judging
im into everything
This
Like I said not exact but it reminded me of it
Bro's into minion x banana
On one hand I can kinda see it, on the other it's just a step forward
Maybe it's a callback
Its a similar situation
Could be a real fashion pose
Jodio is going out of his way to potentially injure himself to figure out a way to stop the enemy stand
Even "mundane" poses might be from fashion
That's what Giorno did. He threw himself at the enemy to help Abbachio figure out the mystery
That's a bit of a reach imo
Jodio is taking direct action
Giorno was basically laying his life into Bruno and trusting him and his choices in comrades
Jodio already knows he can trust his team and is actively collaborating with them already
Yeah, but I just think it's interesting
Both of them hit that pose before jumping over something
It could be a pose, definitely
But it could also just be a step forward
Who
You
Believe me about what
What are you believing
That both of them hit that pose before jumping
But i do not wish to believe this
I was just asking if thats ok
Well they do
I am tired of your lies. Where is the proof
Just go watch the soft machine fight
Its a bottom 3 part 5 fight
Ngl
It's not even over yet bro, the big plan didn't even happen yet
I'd at least wait for it to end before I judge it
This fight being dragged out for two entire volumes
Ye cuz there are only like 5 fights so far bro
We got
Team Jodio vs Rohan
Team Jodio vs Stray Cats
Team Jodio vs Charming Man
Team Jodio vs Bobby Jean and Lulu
Paco, Usagi, and Lulu vs Ningbo and Laem Chabang
Key West vs Jodio, Charming Man, and Dragona
The Ghost Cheap Bizkit fight
7 fights
Idk, can you count rohan vs gang as a fight?
I mean the fight goes on for about 3 chapters so yeah
The fights have kinda been on the backseat for story to drive
We can all agree that the best first stand fight in JoJo's belongs to Jojolion
Second is Giorno vs Bruno
The fight itself was half of chapter 4 lbh
Modern Day SONcrates 😭
If u think that rohan vs gang is a fight then the first fight in part 5 is giorno vs koichi
They don't fight tho
Sonny Valentine
I miss Part 10. Its so JoJover with the mc JoMama Joestar
I agree it carries out for way to long
The fight after is even worse I'm ngl
You mean Kraftwerk?
Hard disagree
Yeah
soft machine i agree is one of the worst fights in part 5
the ending is so stupid and the logic doesnt make any sense
Genuinely a snooze fest
It does
Huh why, he was just between the two boats
think about that for a second, how that works
He used soft machine to stretch one of them over the other/ weave it in there
And hid in between the two boats
There was a deflated boat stretched over the other like one of those shrink-wrapped foils
Or a condom, if you wanna use the bucci rhetoric
Jodio is the 9th Main Joestar. Howler is the 8th Generation Head of Howler Co. Latrato starts as the ancestor. The first generation starts as the child of Latrato. So technically Howler is the 9th descendant of the Howler's. Jodio doesn't view people as friends and only as monetary incentives. Jodio's first chapter shows him surrounded with girls. Howler has no friends and only has financial things because of the lava rocks. Jodio is using the Lava Rocks to get everything. Howler's first chapter shows him surrounded by women. Howler is now falling and losing everything while Jodio is rising and gaining everything. Jodio's father left them. Howler's father is seemingly absent with his grandfather being the one that raised him. Howler's stand creates a mist and was able to launch something into the air. Jodio's stand creates rain that forces things to the ground.
That is my long message about how Jodio and Howler are mirrors to each other
am i expected to believe he was chilling in the sack of a condom in which he went back like 4 or 5 times
like i understand WHAT he was doing
i dont understand HOW he was doing
it
So he has the other one wrapped around the boat
And he used his stand on himself to deflate his body but he can still control his body
And he was in between the gaps of the two
Dragging the group into the in between
Financial things because of the lava rocks?
Yeah
His family used the Lava Rocks
And he inherited the business that only exists because of the lava rocks
It's really not that farfetched for JoJo Standards
Yeah pretty much
The land of jojo
Wanted to make a Dragona pixel art on Wplace over one of the giant trans flag near JKR's home, I barely began but it's way too hard lmao
I think we all can agree that villains have a better design than protagonists
nah
Hopefully
I can see a point being made for 1/2/3/5 but that's it
true
this is actually going to be a relevant plot point in chapter 82
I could admit jotaro and jodio has more drip but other than that
villains win
the jodio gang will be stranded on a deserted island and jodio will provide the group with water
you're being mind controlled bro
in what world is toru's fit better than josuke's
pucci's fit is clean but jolyne's is just too good
diavolo barely has clothes
and kira is a random ass office worker
never talk shit about kira
ur comparing a goofy goober hairdo to the goat
ok you got me with that one
hmm josuke is literally just a sailor
he's rocking that shit
golden anchor stuff
that green thing
it's a simple but nice fit
and then there's toru
and like I can see the idea
but it doesn't quite land
the tumor in his head doesn't help either
his mesh attire does go hard
them teddy bears tho
the pants are doing insane heavy lifting here
those little golden buds are a small but good detail
but I'm sorry this is better
ok nvm the jojos get insanely mogged you were right
except jolyne and josuk8 I stand by those
Wish they kept his tats
I understand why they didn't
But it added some really nice detail to him in the manga
why'd you get like the most unflattering images of pucci, tooru, and howler lmao
Has there ever been a volume cover with the villain instead of the protagonist?
tooru,kira,dio maybe
the jolyne sneak
Damn Jolyne
jolyne.
yes
Man I know they're referred to as Team Jodio. But Misfits would be a great name for them too
Every single one of them has a past that has isolated them from other people
We need a Misfits reference fr

