#the-jojolands
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i dont remember that one but it makes sense
so its a 75% chance its 2024
lemme find it rq
not really cause they have school
so cuts out the summer
I see
U live in America?
yes
I live in Alaska and school starts in August
we dont include alaska
thats more canadian than being part of the us
W howler ❤️🩹
They're trying to steal from him 💔
Evil evil Meryl mei qi
50 billion? That's crazy, man
Gd reference
Krazyman50
Hell yeah
meryl mei qi is an evil woman
Yep
but tbh she bad asl idc
We know
dont know enough
If y'all listened to Eclipse after Howler's Stand reveal
And weren't that impressed with that being the reference
Please listen to the entire album
Because it makes eclipse 30x better of an experience
idk man
why should i listen to the full album
unless it tells a story
like 4yeo
It actually does
The album is a dive into stressors of life
how good of a story
and how like
focused on the story is the album
Bro it's literally Pink Floyd
Fr tho. The entire album seriously recontextualizes the whole song
The album builds this constant since of anxiety and fear of life itself
And then the final song comes in
And it offers this amazing sense of release
would it pair nicely with balatro
Idk
Never played it
When I listen to music I don't just have it on in the background
I surround myself entirely with the music
I enter a new state of existence where the only thing that exists is me and the music
All outside sources are muted
They dont need to acknowledge a second recording as you can assume that the mattekudasai made a duplicate camera
Does it say that they specifically didnt?
YAAYYAAY
They watched the fake video inside. But there should be another recording unless I'm missing something
I dont remember the scene exactly but im guessing they did smth else with the other camera, and pretended like the camera with the fake footage was the real camera
How do people find these colored and translated pages
I was thinking that they could do something better with the cameras and Usagi's stand. What if someone asked THE MATTEKUDASAI to create a duplicate that replaces the function of the original?
I'm not sure if that's possible
But that would be more convenient and reasonable. Only the fake camera would be recording
Mangadex
Is that a website
Ya
Bet thank you twin
The mattekudasai wouldnt be able to completely remove a function from the original
What chapter is this again
That sucks then
Chapter 16
Mangadex is being annoying but like
Theres gotta be an explanation somewhere LMAO
REAL
:]
Somewhere in Araki's mind 😂
Lmao
ch 36 was pretty good
I loved it
i wonder if 37 will have more lore dumped on us or if itll be more action
Real
just found a gem of a video
ill link it rq
Taking a look at one of the most discussed topics when its comes to JoJo, whether Mikitaka is really an alien.
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Songs Used:
Intro: Crazy My Beat - Coda
Stardust Man Appears
Mystic
Higashikata House
Peace...
its fire
the p4 characters in the p5 anime art style makes me sick
LMAO
just a whole bunch of hooting and hollering
oh dmc season 2
when did that come out
just a whole bunch of crying and sobbing
Laughed his ass off 243 times
Prob should get that checked
@thin kelp
My ass is NOT coming back to me
if there was one to even begin with
Perhaps
laughing since the day you were born😭
😭
make that 244 times
jolteon>>
Oh hell nooo sylveon is so cute
i like electricity more
what even is sylyveon
psychic?
of fairy
Fairy
Espeon is psychic
Oh yeah ken im doing more of my tier list
Ill let u know how it goes lmao
i just started getting into pokemon again
Valid
mb i had dnd on
idk why i have it on
oh
Lmso fair
do u guys think araki accepts bribes to keep characters alive
i will pay him $50 to keep dragona alive
yeah thats why mikitaka is in the new universe
yoooo
smokey roles will believe ANYTHING
I'll pay him $100 to keep Usagi alive
REALLL
GIVE THIS MAN A TRUE
woman?
100 and one to kill usagi
idk i use man gender neutrally
LEAVE MY SON ALONE!!!
holy shit
Man
im blocking you yo😭
thx gang
100 and two to kill Charming Man
1 million dollars to kill farting man
NO
100 and three to save charming man
like and subscribe to save farting man
he real for wanting dragona bruh they fine shyt
100 and four to release chapter 37
isnt it out
Nah chapter 36 is
Jojo fans have not invaded tge smooth operator comment section, I'm upset
You need to do better
?
wdym
Smooth operators is dragona's stand
Usually when a song is referenced in jojo they invade the comment section
wdym by smooth operators comment section
oh
well yeah no jojo fan has read beyond part 7
then he taught it to his son
oh wait
wrong panel
i mean he alr knew he couldnt stop the flow of the lava rock
what else was there to do
except ask nicely
ew that looks weird
need a new tag lwk
I don't think he was being nice he literally gave death threats to jodio's family immediately afterwards 😭
i mean
wouldnt we all
if i had 50 billion
getting stolen
i might say some mean and rude things
who won't
How does his hair stay up when he's upside down
He doesn’t believe in gravity
It was on a nice mood today
Wdym?
10 tons of hair gel
Jodio uses a lot of hairspray so he can look mysterious with his face hidden by his bangs
Jodio is bald and his hair is actually a hat he glued to his head
Hell nah
Also a helmet would still fall
Going from color to black and white was confusing at first but i got the hang of it
Dragona does im pretty sure
Its implied in the very first chapter
Or that girl is a liar, so her pants caught on fire and jodio didn't do anything
Jodio is innocent
im pretty sure the bully didnt see it yet

When the police officer puts his hand down dragona’s undies and said smth along the lines of “what i just felt.. that turns me on even more” and the police officer thought dragona was biologically a woman im pretty sure so its implied that dragona still has a cock
Smh
I was tryna explain why dragona has a meat stick
||ye but she didn't keep her promise, so she's a liar||
well we did see what happened like right after
explain in my dms
Too lazy lmao
Ill say it again but basic
Police officer first chapter sticks hand down dragona undies
He says “this turns me on even more” and is surprised at what he feels (iirc)
He thinks dragona is biologically a girl (iirc) so its implied dragona still has her meat stick
why doesnt dragona just like
turn it inside out
with their stand
think smarter not harder yo
Well if dragona turns it inside out how will she think harder at all
C moon flashbacks
I can usually evade that with incognito mode for some reason
OK bruh, we need that new chapter rn or we all will lose our minds
Nothing
Well araki did ts, we didn't ask him to talk create that scene
must be hard to not think harder when you’re dragona
“why are we discussing the sex of a character araki purposefully left ambiguous gender identity wise”
“who has multiple scenes mentioning or involving their genitalia”
What do you guys think the name of the look back stand is called
Not like us

Gangnam style
Wdym its obviously iceman
Definitely thick of it
Imagine the lemitofs ☠️
Follow the Leader
Just make an account bro it's free
never
jigsaw falling into place
If there's one thing I am certain of though
Its that the user of the stand is a therapist
how
Because. Think about it
cant
So far every antagonist has been in a position of power or a position that should be one you can trust
Maybe a data analyst
And they abuse their power and position in order to gain more money
Laem Chabang and Ningbo both had stands that could help with their jobs
Who knows they could be a security guard
The user of this stand is a therapist that uses his stand on his patients to torment them with their past and their repressed trauma in order to force them to make more appointments.
And as a result he gets more money
There's also even the possible that he was one of the counselors that was at the institution Usagi was sent to.
And that the reason his family specifically was targeted was because this user learned about the family through Usagi
They are so finished when jodio usagi paco and dragona go there
Where the user is
Maybe the user is sports max and is actually dead
Because as it seems the person doesn't actually care about Tory.
This whole time the enemy was after the lava rock and has been for a long time.
They probably pieced together that Jodio and his crew were the ones on Howler's yacht through all the news reports, and they must have decided the only way that could happen to Howler was if someone else found a lava rock.
And they went after Tory specifically to lure Jodio and them out so they could try and find out where a lava rock is from them
They could've been one of the unsuccessful enemies of the howler corporation who tried to take the lava rock themselves but failed
Not to mention that Tory and Alison haven't looked back at all. That was specifically stated. The stand always tries to make someone look back.
And as soon as they do they're attacked and the stand tries to kill them.
But Tory and Alison just keep walking forwards. Almost as if the stand behind them specifically told them not to look backwards.
So they keep walking under threat that the user said if they look back they'll die. Just so Jodio and Usagi and them would be drawn out into the open where there were a lot of people and the stand would be the most lethal
I think its more of a situation where at the start of the chapter the people are unknowingly walking into the zoo enclosure
They had looked back though
True
Maybe the stand instead of cutting other people just takes control of the person's body and makes them cut themselves
Everyone get the sticker off! We're leaving this zoo now! Ah! What the? This isn't the sticker! Ah. No! No! Ah! Smooth Operaters!
More like "mattekudasai I want the fence!"
At the end
Usagi, I want 6 or 7 lithium Ion Batteries
Y'all do realize Jodio's about to blow that lion's head off right?
Why is everyone in the jojolands gang so loveable omd 😭
He's gonna put the batteries around his foot and the Lions gonna bite down.
Jodio is about to blow his own foot off just to get the sticker off
Because remember the sticker isn't just on the shoes
Its also on their actual feet
Well except ____i
If smooth operators is able to sow limbs back on 😭
Theoretically it should be able to
It closed Paco's wound
Only the skin he still suffered slight internal bleeding
It should be able to like close the skin together on the two body pieces
Not to mention they can just call up Doctor Robert again and have his stand Hey Jude heal the wounds like last time
I dont remember that bro
why dont they just use the zombie horse?
Omg that gyro panel of him sewing up his wounds with it was disgusting
Stone Oceson
How could you forget Doctor Robert
I do not remember him having a stand
He literally used it to heal Paco and Meryl's fingers
Not his stand he's just a super skilled doctor
I guess you could call him a Good Doctor
Yo @worn radish rate my stand
the stand has access to opponents memories, but the user itself doesn't. The stand acts as a defensive mechanism, it basically can dematerialize things from persons memories which will benifit the user. For example, i want to sell you an apple, but you ate one just 4 minutes ago, so ure not hungry. My stand can access your memories, remove that apple from ever existing in a form of apple, so you didnt actually eat anything, ure hungry so Ill sell you this apple, which will benefit me
Very odd. And very specific
Could be pretty strong during a fight
Like, you dematerialize the memory of the person finding a weakness
The stand is automatic but u have to summon it
Like
U can't control it basically
Steel ball son
phantson blood
battle tendensony
sondust crusaders
diamond is sonbreakable
golden son
jojosonion
Venson auero
the jojo sons
jojotanks>>
What's the point of a panel that just says the jojolands
aura purposes
it let's you know which part you're reading
The JOJOLands
The JOJOLands
Ohhh i finally catch up to the jojolands chapter im so excited to see what will jodio do with the lion and his absurd ideas…
in case you think its p4 by accident
is the post or pre rohan
absolute cinema. ✋😐🤚
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Original version:
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“jojo” “lion”
jojo lands
Post
makes sense
