#terrible ideas
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I'm talking about the writes 5 paragraph essay thing
self-deprecation is when people think of ideas they'd actually like to see unironically and post them here instead of ideas megathread or making a new post
expecting someone to come and tell them the idea isn't actually bad
Thats not what self deprec is tho, i5s when u see ur own work as terriblr and lesd than others'
Lol
Aka even if its a good idea to others u see it as terrible so post it here despite the effort u put into it
What u described is uh...approval seeking

And tryna humble brag
combination of both
Aka "dont think thr idea is bad buuut letsput it here so ppl tell meits good hehehehehehe"
Again
If you expect people to not do what you don't want here
Then you should somehow enforce it
and do what with those
Sell them on 4chan
4chan users are dumb enough not to be able to come up with 4 random numbers 0-128?
MAD
If they post not terrible ideas here again u leak it out alpngside personal info acquired thru thr ip address
Ex
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There are 268 millions of those
great amount of options
You'll kinda defeat the purpose of this thread if you start going down the rabbit hole of enforcing arbitrary rules
this thread is for terrible ideas
there's 1 arbitrary rule which is that the idea must be terrible
Define terrible idea tho
adding it will cause pain
any sane player
Now the question who is the sane player
It's definitely not elitist fucks
They reject features of the game
Same for noobs
if your idea is considered for tcpd or shutter you succeeded in making a terrible idea
define sane player
now u start seeing the issue with such rules
cks dee
now that is muchh better criteria
yet stuff like deathgazes havinga chance to corrupt save data
woudl either mod accept it?
yet i think we could all agree it is a terrible idea
Eventually, sooner or later, someone is going to create #terrible-ideas-except-no-rules
I'm calling it. I'm betting 10 bucks on it
Iderrable Terrias
sounds like a magic incantation from dnd
Wands can now only be fired in a cardinal direction.
Delete spiders
WoC only affects the main target, no clouds.
Freezing, Burning, and Cursing effects being able to affect things even in containers.
Cursed Wands now backfire instead of doing a random effect.
Basically rot darts but unlimited
No, Rot Darts are much stronger
They inflict it for like 10 turns right
Idrk I never use rot darts since alternatives are always better (or I'm playing barren land)
It just inflicts 2 ticks of Corrosion damage
So.. basically rot darts but better is what you suggested
are rot darts infinite
rot darts are infinite but if you quickslot them the default action is "EAT" and your hero eats them and dies of corrosion
once the hero starts moving to a point you can't interrupt their motion
eating meat has a chance of giving you cardiovascular disease, teh more u eat the highre the chance becomes
getting cardiovascular disease makes you move at 10% speed for 100 turns
reduces atk speed by 50%, and eating more meat during this state makes u die
Where's the place for half-baked ideas people just want to talk about and not put their dignitiy behind?
Idea: Make huntress have 15 hp like vanilla
Or just reduce scaling hp per lv
idea: bring back degradation
I told you! I told you guys! Easiest 10 bucks of my life
increase min damage of all starting weapons and starting throwables by 1
thrown weapons already have an higher min damage
Idea: there's a 10% chance of getting a random debuff when stepping on suspiously colored water
suspicious brew from minecraft
the small ideas megathread
it's just a discussion channel just like old ideas channel
Most of these ideas are rather big - what definition of small are you using if not impact to the game?
Where do we put big clutter? Stuff that isn't small, but merits less attention than something you'd make a post for?
I mean, that'd have the consequence of diluting the -ideas- thread
#1017621268448673824
I guess they fit there
word "small" being ignored, any "ideas that don't merit a post" can find their home there ๐ค
Oh
Hmm
Would love pd map maker
just play miner in SPSPD
pd map maker is my current dream
PD-themed cryptominer
The sand worm from spongebob
So this is what I meant gazer from shiren, Yes that enemy makes you to use an item forcibly. But current THPD version's gazer has many problems.
- Unlike original shiren, Throwing weapons or items at a random direction is unable, to make in SPD mod.
- For other types of items, hmm...
- I don't know what bugs will happen, as an exmaple old THPD's keine caused a shuffled bug.
But at least if this can deliver the message to players that is a reference of shiren, then its ok.
So THPD's weaker version of gazer, reisen will do exactly this - forcibly drink a random targeted potion with 1/n chance, if you don't have targeted potion, gaze fails.
Anyway, what about it?
I feel pain.
It's honestly worse, how could you make Gazers worse
When I test something, I remove random.int(means percentage) so tested gif's gaze percentage is 100%. I will give her random.int for released version. (I said 1/n chance, and I'm thinking of that "n" number)
It's an enemy from shiren. check https://shirenthewanderer.com/shiren5/system/monsters#gazer
Complete list and details of monsters and bosses in Shiren the Wanderer: The Tower of Fortune and the Dice of Fate.
Ahh
If this looks like balance break, you can suggest an option at any time, but hope the code works as possible.
invisibility makes the hero completely invisible, shuffles the camera around for a few seconds and then locks it in 1 place
Extending grip: warrior t2 talent
Every 4th/2nd attack has +1 range
Infinite effects: plant effects have an infinite duration
You will not survive poison or flame plant
swiftthistle lol
require 5 page essay to defeat Dwarf King
the grade corresponds to how much damage you dealt
but it's like undertale's mettaton essay
if you refer to dk as "short king" anywhere in the text he immediately implodes
if you critic his beard he blushes and summons a billion dreamsexual nyan cats that with the power of k-pop fart spreading corrosion gas all over the arena
well that escalated quickly
- virgin dwarf king
- chad rat king
oh and he also goes bald
whats wrong with nyan cat
He also says UwU
that, my nrother in Christ, was #pd-pickup-lines-and-matchmaking
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Artifacts can be altered, with a scroll of transmutation and another component
Chalice of Blood + Transmutation + Potion of shielding = Blood Shield
Equipping this artifact sets your HP to 1
Gain 1.5 shielding per turn, you will not gain shielding more than 1.2x your original maximum health
(And yes, if you starve you instantly die)
Cloak of Shadows + Transmutation + Scroll of Teleportation = Magician's Cloak
You can instantly teleport to anywhere (does not require vision), every 3 tiles of distance consumes 1 charge
Ethreal Chains + Transmutation + Potion of Paralysis = Binding Chains
You can cast the chain at enemies, slowing and paralyzing them equal to 1.5*level of the chains
Charges the same way as Ethreal chains, consumes 4 charges per use
ifriiiiit they are positng non-terrible ideas with actual effort behind them
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Idea: Make cursed wand permanently crash your game
more...
Timekeeper's Hourglass + Transmutation + Beacon of Returning = Timekeeper's Pocketwatch
Upon activation, you set a location that you will warp back to on demand, or when you run out of charges in the artifact (Uses 1 charge per 2 turns)
You will restore 75% of damage taken after warping back, and will only have effects that you had before activating the artifact (applies to hunger as well)
Sandals of Nature + Transmutation + Potion of Stamina = Berserker's Greaves
Upon activation, you will perform all actions at 2x speed, including attacking
Consumes 4 charges per turn, gains charge over time
Unstable Spellbook + Transmutation + 7x Alchemic Catalyst = Unstable Bandolier
Works similarily to Unstable Spellbook (in terms of levelling) but for potions with a few changes
-Experience/Strength potions are excluded
-Potions of Healing are 20% as effective
-Instead of choosing a regular or exotic version of the item, you choose to drink/throw the potion
I put these in terrible ideas because they all look wayy too strong to me
Imagine putting effort in this channel
But it's still terrible
true
ifrit will say that they arent "terrible" enough for thsi channel
more!
Horn of Plenty + Transmutation + Any Upgraded Weapon = Brawler's Seal
Upgrades in +3, +7, +10 similar to Sandals of Nature (requires 2/3/4 rations worth of satiety to upgrade)
This artifact has no charges, but instead costs 10% of your satiety to activate
Enhances your next physical damage attack
At +3: 20% more damage, but 25% slower
At +7: 40% more damage, but 25% slower
At +10: 40% more damage, and grants a unique effect depending on what weapon was used
Examples of +10 unique effects:
Greatshield: Blocks the next 2 attacks upon activation
Shuriken: Fires two shurikens additional ghost shurikens at other enemies that are in your vision
Huntress' Bow: Fires a second shot which deals half your normal damage, but has a 50% increased chance to trigger the enchantment on your bow
(heavily inspired by bobylev's brawler subclass)
Master Thieves' Armband + Transmutation + 15x Telekinetic Grab = Thief's Gloves
Upgrades the more you use it
Upon activation, you throw a random item (you know what the item is) from the following list:
-Runestone (excluding enchantment, intuition, disarming, and augmentation)
-Harmful potion (increased chance of exotic potions when upgraded)
-Alchemic Catalyst
-Bomb (increased chance of enhanced bombs when upgraded)
-Honeypot
-Wild Energy, Phase Shift, Aqua Blast, Random Reclaim Trap
and then there were two...
Please keep going
Ignore the pin
vertigo should also temporarly give every affected charater the effect of the misplacing curse, cause it makes sense
Darts can be broken if you shoot at frozen enemies
the mage's staff burns when burning. cause physics
And why cant I equip all the rings at the same time? I mean every person has ten fingers and two rings easely fit on one finger
Dried Rose + Transmutation + Summoning Reclaim Trap = Dark Portal
Upon activation, summons a random friendly enemy from the region you are currently in.
This artifact levels up gains charge as you kill enemies, though it charges extremely slowly.
Talisman of Foresight + Transmutation + 3x Torch = Talisman of Light
Can be used as a regular torch, that consumes 1 charge every 3 turns while lit, this artifact will not charge while active
Can also consume 25 charge to blind everything within 15 tiles that you can see with duration increasing per level, but also blinds yourself for half the duration. Will also search all tiles within 15 tiles that you can see.
heh
Force computers to use the old gui and in portrait mode
terrible suggestion
You can disenchant wands and recraft them into different wand type
the bow needs scrolls of upgrade to be upgraded
and it becomes a projectile, you need to throw it at your enemies
Shooting an arrow costs 10 food (can't shoot if hungry)
shooting while starving will reduce your HP
By 20 turns of starvation
Actually, flat 1 hp cost for always is simpler and sounds better
Shooting an arrow costs 1HP.
sounds like artefacts for darkest
Cigarettes - item that can be lighted if you have a torch in inventory (does not consume torch)
Lasts for 100 turns and while it's lighted, you cannot lose hunger
You also do not regenerate any hp via satiety while cigarettes are active.
The magic of a ring only works thru ring fingers
You also lose 10% regen capacity. Regen can become negative
my mom uses these
but she doesnt need a torch
You need tinder to light your torches
Tinderboxes can be made by breaking down torches in the alchemy pot.
They can also be found randomly.
Lighting a tinder on its own gives 1 turn of illumination
terrible idea: everything is rainbow in june
instead of champion titles
that sounds cool
a rainbow in the happy ending
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Increased liquid flame and bomb spawns too
that woudl actually be a very good idea
new name for the demon halls: Demon Balls
there is also an enemy which kills all of the enemies with not male/female gender
Something wicked this way comes.
the mods will love this last 20 messages
THE STRINGS OF FEAR SHALL ALWAYS STRUM
THE HYMNS ARE HEARD AND ALL SUCCUMB
THE BOUNDLESS ECHO SPOKEN IN TONGUES
- Something wicked this way comes.
Add him.
in-game sprite is wraith with a missing pixel
It would have legs, spawn on a level with a double darkness modifier, has double speed and has a sound cue
Only way to make it stop chasing you is to do some sort of damage to it
"damage"
Its invulnerable and only teleports away upon damage
The shadow monster: when you are blinded while on a dark floor, it attacks you and immediately flees
Only way to unlock the depth exit is to get 2 keys and unlock the last door
The twist with something wicked is that you die instantly if it touches you.
shroom i think you just want ULTRAKILLPD
Yes
Seriously though Wicked is a generally good horror concept character
Would fit well in darkestPD
h,,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
pretty sus 
Always a light tang in the belly whenever someone leaves a server in which they were fairly active
Lock?
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what is even this emoji
assassin emoji guys!!!
sadly it didnt passed the emoji vote :/
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cloaked rogue
wut
i am here more then @pearl girder
How 2 check
More like surprised pikachu face
Discord update
Sissy bama

what
I Cooke de pasta
what the hech is a vergo reflexivos
Why is this on my phones emoji keyboard
No bitches?
replace the crazy theives with that

Crazy thieves are replaced with the no bitches face, except it says "no items?"
glyph of potential in vanilla be like
no upgrades
Replace every enemy with a version of that
No skill?
it wants your love
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is replaced with "no speed?"
no alchemy?
and fire elemental is "no water?"
new duck boss
Holy shit this thread went full shitpost nonsense mode
please read either of the pinned messages (important)
But they literally aren't really saying anything! >:/
Huntress nerf: after finishing sewers, you become warrior
important
theyre going to use my shitpost agaisnt me??
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warrior buff: after finishing sewers, you become huntress
That would be op
warrior can teleport anywhere on the map
there is nothing that can be used as away to torture us in tcpd
but pride moth challenge / modifier might actually look like a good thing
May you elaborate?
you tap on the screen and warrior teleports there
But warden teleports better, has many times more armor
warrior talent that lets you eat enemies with a chance to instakill them, gain healing and satiety
mage has armor ability teleport
talent name: eat
and its always active, you will get teleported with every tap
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yes
Server link pls (or DM)
DM300
What server is that actually
among us roleplay
U have Crab Rave challenge
It have crabs of all colors of RGB spectrum
Best idea: Invisibility doesn't cancel when using range weapons!!! 
vanilla huntress
more like remove rogue's tax evasion charges
So, I have four options to make THPD version's gazer.
A shiren enjoyer said current reisen(gazer) is worse.
So I'd like to change something.
Current options are
- remove gazer-like enemies at all costs.
- maintain gazer, but only targets potion of healing. If the player dosen't have any poh(preventing to drop potion of healing before engage), reisen will inflict extreme confusion instead.
- instead of consuming something, gazer lets you to equip or to unequip something forcibly, but this need to pray for working the code well.
- force attack, but currently there is no force-attack code I found in SPD codebase.
As mind flayer-like ability enemy did for old THPD, these unique enemies cannot be embodyed in current SPD codebase.(plus my terrible coding knowledge)
Anyway, I think 2 is the best solution.
Why do you post this here?
Because the result was terrible enough.
Oh
As you make SPD mod, you sometimes see many confusing moments.
You mean unidentify gimmick from mind flayers? unfortunately, It is bugged. .init does not help.
Rather than destroy the targeted item, It lets you anyway to use the item at least for the early game, for pure destruction, it's later game.
destroy the entire inventory
Throw the inventory with cannon arm bracelet
New exotic item idea: scroll of degradeproof
U can apply to weapon/armor/ring/wand/m. weapon/etcs. Degradeproof items are immune to degrade effects.
Cara Bel-
Cara Mia Bella
Mia bambina
Oh ciel
you cannot heal without blood
enemies splatter blood on melee/physical damage
the ULTRAKILL challenge
you can only play whit your hands (so dont use weapons) and without armor
AND without using force potions
the wild challenge (sorry if it doesn't sound original
of course, artifacts and rings can be use
or not, it depends on how you want to play
sorry, im terrible whit english xd
because i use the traductor in the most parts of this cof
I always get confused with those things, sorry
anyone have any inspiration for alt halls
im asking here because ironically this is where most good ideas come from
what does this mean
halls but different
Heaven
instead of demons it's angels
except they hate you
angelic features
sounds good
except its still flesh
it will also allow me to make biblically accurate anels
liek this
stick
are those the things that look scarier than actual demons
perhaps
imagine the whiplash of finding marble halls adorned with gold instead of the pale red hellscape
its gonna stickk bug you with the chains of gold it has
like prison guards but they pull themselves to you
hmmm
its just crazy fast
fair
instead of walking, it only teleports like a succubus
cringe
i see you are using this thread for its intended purpose 
add ๐ as aw arrior armor ability,summons a ๐ and lets you kill enemies with it
looks nice
this fella tries to run you over
and if that fails he can still just smite you
this but in shattered
now its time to terribleify it !
the scion of purity now has a gun
run
extremely important question
should the alt path have a different final boss
anyways
hey wait where did my fucking alt path thread go
i literally cannot find it
Allow the game to throw gold. It deals "gold amount/10" damage. So new terrible artifact idea, gold gauntlet.
While equipped, as you pick up gold, It is not auto-collected to total. Instead "n gold" is collected in your inventory. When you select it and throw, it deals the damage. Sure, the thrown gold disappears.
For each +1 artifact upgrade, gold damage increases by 4. To upgrade by one, hit enemy 5 times with gold.
me when i sell the +2 corrosion wand so i can throw the gold
Rogue like pixel dungeon.
You get some money every lose, use that money to upgrade your character, go back into the dungeon and now you can go deeper
wouldnt that be rogue lite
I think that's the more accurate name

Add john f. Kennedy to shattered pixel dungeon
His weakness would be ranged weapons
Requires accuracy ring.
AMAZON HEADQUARTERS
@shy mica pleasepleaseplease
make it like amazon headquarters
we need it
ok
i have heaven to create
Multiplayer ||#๐multiplayer||
Walmart on a Black Friday
Good job, made me chuckle
sloppy magic
sloppy magic
Challenge: all ghouled up -
If there are only two enemies adjacent to each other, they will be linked and will revive until both are killed
ghoul flies
ADS
Aids
part of realistic challenge:
when something is on fire, everything nearby takes damage like lesser toxic gas
and sleeping enemies are unable to wake up
and if they are woken up by you hitting them they get vertigo
Idea: the spellbook has a 30% chance of burning when you are on fire
having footwear of nature on makes the fire debuff last forever unless extinguished thru water or shattering a potion (the bark of the boots catches on fire but perpetually keeps regrowing, thus making u burn forever)
did the ethereal chains have any wieght to themm
?
they're ethereal
this is so sad
pricking on teh chalice has a 10% chance to give u sepsis since u never cleaned the gem and its been sitting there for ages catching god knows how many pathogens on it
Add Shannon sharpe to pixel dungeon as an ally
However he's absolutely useless and only plays one song
So basically, cursed chalice rework
sparkles and champagne
gives me an idea
cursed chalice rework:
curse only activates once you attempt to prick it. Instead of reducing HP regen, you have a 10% chance to gain bleeding every turn.
probably would be like 1 damage
make it so blazing champion enemies will attempt to kamikaze into the player when they're on low HP
like the explosive skulls from the necropolis of remixed pd
!!!
no but they get x2 speed, and explode when they get next to you
like a fire bomb.
so bats
the explosive skulls have double speed but they only explode when they land a hit
basically bats but with a fire bomb strapped to them
also maybe a debuff that's independent of hunger system that halts all passive regen
remains have a chance to turn into a skeleton on interaction
like mimics but actually dangerous
door mimics
stairs mimics
trap mimic
the stairs are alive
the chasm
probably a minifloor of loot
you fall
oh right this is for terrible ideas, bobylev wins
kmfao
Stair mimics trip you on the way down, giving you crippled and bleeding
Saul pixel dungeon
Saulered Pixel Dungeon
bar fights with potions
give rogue 4 scrolls of upgrade upon starting the game
OR start with a +3 dirk instead
upon taking critical damage the music briefly dulls down
Literally #best idea but that got achrived
That's interesting
nah this is for uncursed chalice
Add special effects of Seedpot and Dewcatcher for Warden
||Increased seed and dew drop rate will do||
blandfruit bush :(
Tengu's Mask + Curse Infusion = Cursed Mask
Allows you to choose between two cursed subclasses
Some examples...
Cursed Warlock
Soul Mark will now heal 3 hp for every 5 damage dealt, but you are also permanently soul marked.
Necromancer's Minions now has a 33%/66%/100% chance to spawn a wraith, but wraiths will turn on the warlock after 25 turns, and are immune to magic damage.
Cursed Sniper
Sniper's special attacks are changed:
Unaugmented: Deals 1.2x damage
Speed Augment: Fires 5 arrows with reduced damage
Damage Augment: Scaling increased to 1.4*distance
Every special attack used, a random curse is triggered on the Sniper.
You can walk a tile into chasm, but you can't step away from there because of no friction. No danger prompt either
so you are stuck?
Yes
you can still jump out tho right
Unless you blink stone or levitate, cause levitate includes some magic logic that allows you to move through air at normal speed
No, but you can blastwave... only that you barely miss the ledge and take extra damage from impacting the side of the cliff cause this is a 3D game and they want to remind you of that
You can also stasis to endure the fall damage
Wait... someone shoud test out if levitation running out during stasis prevents fall damage
levitation does not decrease during stasis
Add abaran to shattered pixel dungeon
As a region
Btw abaran is a town in my country
There's a stereotype surrounding abaran that anyone born there is dumb
Replace some gnoll scouts with "lost abaronians"
Also there would be lore documents in abaran but the "lore documents" are literally nothing but jokes about abaran
"How can you tell that an house belongs to an abarani?"
"The curtains are outside!"
pulls curtains inside
d'oh
Lol
Also the boss of abaran would be the mayor
The boss is gor Abrahamyan
This guy
And the only thing he does is Stand there, menacely!
Cursed Berserker
You gain 3x as much rage, but enemies will deal up to 30% more damage when lower health.
Killing an enemy while berserking also causes the enemy to berserk for 2 turns before actually dying.
Cursed Assassin
Your cloak charges twice as fast.
When an enemy is killed with a prepared strike, another random enemy in the dungeon gains invisibility for 30 turns, and is alerted to your location.
this is because you are literraly in a different realm, until it runs out. this realm does not know what time is
Doesn't bleeding decrease?
no
Yes
what
Cursed Gladiator
Combo move requirements are halved, as well as the thresholds for Enhanced Combo have been lowered (from 7, 9, /3 to 3, 5, /2).
Using a combo move drains 5% current HP.
Cursed Battlemage
Your staff benefits 1.25x more from levels.
Your staff always has a random effect and melee effect, with a 10% of triggering a random cursed wand effect/weapon curse).
Why you lie to me ๐ข
Reverse feather fall item. Drops flying that's hovering above chasm right into them.
Die damn growing evil eye.
Lead weight
Idea: by searching bookshelves you can scrolls from it (cannot get a scroll of update)
totally not a yapd reference
you can actually find sous in yapd bookshelves
Seems kinda op lol
Tho I know the searchable bookshelves aren't very common
Don't forget that in yapd +3 is a limit
And it's pretty common to find +3 loot later on in a game
Oh yeah good point
The game has enough SoUs to upgrade your whole kit to max, and you won't even need them all since upgraded gear is common, so a free SoU is more like a neat little bonus as opposed to some crazy game breaking thing
Random events that cause mayhem. For example, an earthquake could strike and shake things around, or the floor could flood, dealing damage to and slowly drowning anything or anyone caught in it.
Any and all floors at the bottom should be flooded
It's just stairs and grates separating levels/layers
You are explaining Xom from dcss?
First off, no idea what that is, and second, it's somewhat derived from Tidal Waves in Shiren
I thought you mean http://crawl.chaosforge.org/Xom first but tidal waves seems like too.
Take a while on some floors and one will happen, weakening your equips by 1 upgrade, the floor gets redrawn, any items on the floor are removed, and Peaches get rippened and Onigiris get rotted. This is only present in the DS version for 4 and 5.
It would be funny if the exit tile runs away from you.
Or suddenly you are surrounded by grim traps
Idea: For no challenge activated, you can tag an item. tag costs 10000 gold. when you die, tagged item is appeared from bones with 100% chance on floor 1.
idea: ^ but you can do it with chals activated
me tagging my +20 fireblast from my 0chal run and then playing rogue 9chal
that reminds me
bones can only give up to +3 items but this can give anything so you can rack up upgrades with this mechanic
"For no chal only"
did ya read the message i was replying to
Read.
bruh
It's not a thing to be doing that.
SILENCE!
"can give anything" me about to send my cloak to my next huntress run
what do you mean by this
But you can do it with chals active means you can tag the item, but doesn't specifically say if a tagged item will appear on 1F
huh
almost rat king class
Easy modo! yes some of them repeatedly say that plz make easy mode in SPD. I'm not sure evan even will accept this but at least, as SPD's difficulty has increased a lot, some of them gave up for killing the final boss. That tag idea is from shiren is just helping new players that would reach 15~20f but cannot go more further.
I'm not even sure if anyone would be able to save up 10k Gold by 15-20F
on the topic of difficulty evan should nerf squiggles to the floor!!!11!!!!!!
Nah.
Buff them instead.
Now they have 100 Evade
Now you couldn't hit them without a Surprise even if you wanted to not do so
I'm waiting alt. path than new classes tbh.
what would easy mode change exactly
like just nerf halls enemies?
if people can reach halls they do not need easy mode
most deaths are probably in the first two regions
thats with chals
without chals atleast in my experience, the game gets more difficult as you go on
(atleast thats my experience)
New players afraid to lose an well-upgraded item. If that item is rare, new players would be shocked.
That reminds me when I was young to play SPD very old version.
hmm
maybe like
if you havent gotten the amulet once yet, your most upgraded item is dropped back in floor 1 in your next run at +2 max
better idea.
mald
New terrible idea: If you haven't fall down to chasm from the run, give a badge.
sheep explode when despawning
this is getting stale
Sheep eat tall grass around them
my brother in christ this is the most active forum post in #1013833905582899310
sheeps say "baa", attracting nearby enemies which works like an alarm trap when a flock trap is triggered
Shattered pixel dungeon now asks for permission to access and manage your phone calls
meh
cult of the meh
doesn't matter how many messages there are if they're almost all boring
What i think he means is
Bcuz this is the most active chat, its gonna run dry of ideas way gaster
Faster
i wonder if you can get +3 rings from bones
Thieves not losing speed after robbing
All enemies too big to fit through a door range +1
Chance for boss to flee to deny you loot (at very low hp)
Start runs without food ration, but you get it back if you allow shattered to do cryptomining on your phone
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You mean dart trap? It changes per region
no
You better make waterblasts and sheepstones
every tile is a grim trap
yeah lol
idea: add me to teh game as an npc
but if he steals potion he auto shatters it
just like if he stole a honey pot
i would still like thieves to be able to use an ankh after he steals it tho
its not
Wait, really?
I might've misremembering stuff from playing yapd like 4 years ago
what do you mean
Thieves getting haste after stealing.
Thief running from the warrior who has +3 mail armor from ghost and a +2 projecting spear from the sewers
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all thieves now can blind you
normal thieves cannot poison/cripple you tho
but bandit thieves now steals 3 items before poofing
add option to instant-kill any statue by using the armband on them, stealing their weapon
All stone statues have guns which 1 shot you if you aggro them from any distance
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Xlash
Wraiths now have a range attack that can weaken you
i make an arbitrary condition and as soon as it is met this thread gets locked
7 votes total
not getting 7
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votes in 2 days and it gets locked immediately
They also deal damage upon stealing and spawn another nearby thief that knows where to gotcha
It got more than that recently, has it not?
Well just open a new one
try and see what happens
Hey guess what? I donโt think i will
Need more alcohol in game
you can hurt your allies without needing any aggression debuff
Player can randomly trip while moving, causing temporary paralysis
That's easy
Play huntress
Hmmmm
Evil eyes have mind vision and deathgaxe Is like a disintegration wand
hey ifrit its locking time
no
yes
oh so if i remove my vote and wait it will get locked anyways
the vote is already over
The condition was probably
"if 4 of the next 7 'votes' are degrade emoji, it will get closed. It will also get closed in 2 days without votes"
got the worst idea ever
new artifact "sphere of truth"
when used shows a random message from this thread.
Only messages that contain the word "should" are eligible
it's unrelated to the vote
great idea: alchemy tier list (from best crafts/brews to worst)
(and juh will remove everything from S and A tiers)
Every crab gives a meat*
*: can't be cooked or frozen
S(holy shit): phase shift, enchantment, magical sight, divination
A(niche but useful): Honeyed, inferno, feather fall, cleansing
B(just before yog): toxic essence, dragon's blood, starfruit, might, arcane armor
F(garbage, never used it unironically): everything else
S+: phase shift
S: Aqua blast, Wild energy, Potion of Cleansing
A: Clairvoyance stones, Pie, aquatic rejuvination, divine inspiration, feather fall, magical sight, Divination, Metamorphosis, Recycle
B: Curse infusion, telekinetic grab, fire bomb, return beacon, Mystical Energy, Toxic essence, Aggression stone, fear stone, Caustic brew
C-F: Too many recipes for me to order rn
Amount of spells per bin: 1, 3, 9, 9, x, y, z, w total: 77
recycle? you really use that?
and i use the whole "brews and elixirs" page
yes, but you propose to waste my transmutation that i can use in metamorph/wand/ring for potions/runestones/scrolls?
My current run: 4 transmutation, 0 xp potions
Already used a metamorphosis, but need the skill points for it
i always get only 2
I didn't even have a white elemental enemy
Those assure a transmutation scroll drop
having more items in your inventory slows you down
with enough items you are just constantly exhausted, a debuff that decreases all stats and gets extended the more you do anything that is not considered resting
overeating makes you fat
if you drink 2 or more different potions in a short timespan the liquids interact and have various effects, like instant death
fighting near a wall gives you a chance to bruise your hand against the wall
crossing a corner does the same with with legs and knees
Add ifrit to the game
Idea: remove #1016751363570548789
terrible idea
wraiths can possess you, dying instantly but giving 20 turns of vertigo
corpse dust quest just got fcking dangerous
They could just corrupt you, and you'd watch the player run around with mob ai slowly losing health for like 5mins
idea for new exotic remove curse scroll:
scroll of screech
emits a powerful screech that removes all cursing trap and curses in your inventory and in a 6x6 radius
deals more self damage the more curses are removed
if removes only a few curses then it's just a normal scroll of curse-yeet but worse
if removes many, many curses then you just die
The hero can drop his whole inventory bag on the floor, which will disable use of any items except equipped and will increase moving speed
being starving at 1 hp gives 1000% speed
Having more bags slow you down
Being near explosions blows off limbs. Perma cripple, you can lose ring/weapon slots, you can become unable to use items
Challenge, bringing back durability
But you can use anything only once
mutual friends: รmicrรณnrg9
Omg we have 6 mutual servers
3 mutual friends
bad idea: challenge where when a potion freezes a random unidentified scroll is covered in frost, making it impossible to tell which one it is. Frostbitten scrolls essentially do the same thing as arcane catalyst, but they can't be used in alchemy. Also if a scroll burns, a random unidentified potion gets charred, which makes it impossible to see the contents, and it does the potion equivalent of what a frostbitten scroll does
new fire elemental attack
new challenge: ________phobia
10 random items poison you when used
Heart attack: hero will die instantly if gets hit by a surprise attack or steps on to unidentified trap
I LOVE THIS
Ping juh
the OST is remixed with a church organ
new challenge: ^
Cloud enemy
wind elementals from remixed dungeon
After you beat game atleast once, you have to play with challenges on
What's terrible about that? ๐
Challenge: Lost
-You are unable to remember any part of the dungeon that you cannot see
-Every x amount of turns, you will be blinded for 1 turn and be randomly teleported to another place in the dungeon
-Magic mapping only shows the layout of the dungeon for 10 turns
I actually like it, pixel dungeon, but it is dementia simulator
there's something similar in tcpd i think
tcpd is basically all the terrible ideas from this thread
corrupted entities can corrupt other entities
omg reference to terraria corruption
unidentified trap
Just make a challenge where you must identify trap types like with potions/scrolls/etc
Any trap type can spawn anywhere though
Literally ShTrapDungeon
an enemy that will hide behind doors and then surprise attack the player and ignores all of the player's armor, but then runs away until they can surprise attack again
Surprise attacks don't ignore armor
yeah that's why I said specifically that it'll ignore all of the player's armor
I'd suggest the word "and" instead of "which" there
I was thinking about exactly same idea recenty
Ripper demons will no longer show a mark on the player nor will it give a warning when it is about to leap
As Yog's HP decreases, his maggots' HP and DMG increase
Upon death, the Spawner will spend 3 turns before exploding and spitting out 4 ripper demons. If the hero is in the room after it explodes, they will face 10 turns of Corrosion and 5 turns of Blinded
Flies have a chance to spawn maggots
Attacking and Eye (forgot the name) with a thrown weapon while it is charging its laser attack, will cause it to immediately face lethal damage and fire its laser attack for half of a third of its damage
What about it just receives 75% less damage while supposedly vulnerable?
But then it wouldnt be a terrible idea anymore
You sure? it kind of doesn't make sense to have x4 defense when you're focusing on charging up a powerful magic attack
Defense??
Runic Blade has massively reduced base stats but with massively increased scaling
e.g. 2-12 base damage with +4/+10 scaling
Well, not really defense. I should say momentary x4 effective current health
Floors with a distant well have a teleport plant that makes you fall into it
idea: evan delays the next update by a month
I'm sure he has lots of important things he could be doing
Wouldn't posting that in #1016751363570548789 pressure him?
Yeah
Leeches instead of Maggots , they spawn in big bursts and heal Yog for every hit they've made
And they can eat each other
Add Freddy Fazbear
He extinguishes all light source on the level so you have a 3x3 of vision and he plays the funny song
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/942379275984732193/1034109726008561826/1905_Regina_Music_Box_-_Classical_Overture.mp4
If you have an armor with viscosity glyph, you can throw it to an ennemy to have them take all the deffered damage
People should be forced to watch ads to support the game
This "idea" was expressed a dozen times here now
add Ye Ldzy as an npc
when you interact with him, you will be cursed permanently with the annoying curse
Lmao
Drinking from the waterskin makes you piss yourself in 4d10 turns. Spawns a water tile and takes a few turns


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