#terrible ideas

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grizzled flame
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U make pd mods instead

azure garnet
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yes

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so what

sharp parcel
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I'm talking about the writes 5 paragraph essay thing

grizzled flame
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Nuthin i was just saying

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Lol

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Plus ur ideas aint even bad

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Most of the time

dusk sky
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self-deprecation is when people think of ideas they'd actually like to see unironically and post them here instead of ideas megathread or making a new post

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expecting someone to come and tell them the idea isn't actually bad

grizzled flame
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Thats not what self deprec is tho, i5s when u see ur own work as terriblr and lesd than others'

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Lol

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Aka even if its a good idea to others u see it as terrible so post it here despite the effort u put into it

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What u described is uh...approval seeking

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And tryna humble brag

dusk sky
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combination of both

grizzled flame
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Aka "dont think thr idea is bad buuut letsput it here so ppl tell meits good hehehehehehe"

azure garnet
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Again

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If you expect people to not do what you don't want here

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Then you should somehow enforce it

grizzled flame
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Track the IP addresses of whoever doed ot

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Does it

dusk sky
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and do what with those

azure garnet
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Sell them on 4chan

dusk sky
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4chan users are dumb enough not to be able to come up with 4 random numbers 0-128?

grizzled flame
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If they post not terrible ideas here again u leak it out alpngside personal info acquired thru thr ip address

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Ex

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Ez

azure garnet
dusk sky
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great amount of options

teal moss
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You'll kinda defeat the purpose of this thread if you start going down the rabbit hole of enforcing arbitrary rules

dusk sky
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this thread is for terrible ideas

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there's 1 arbitrary rule which is that the idea must be terrible

grizzled flame
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Define terrible idea tho

shy mica
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adding it will cause pain

grizzled flame
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To whom

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For it may not cause pain to all players

shy mica
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any sane player

azure garnet
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Now the question who is the sane player

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It's definitely not elitist fucks

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They reject features of the game

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Same for noobs

dusk sky
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if your idea is considered for tcpd or shutter you succeeded in making a terrible idea

azure garnet
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I think that's the best criteria we have

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Pin it

dusk sky
grizzled flame
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now u start seeing the issue with such rules

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cks dee

grizzled flame
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yet stuff like deathgazes havinga chance to corrupt save data

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woudl either mod accept it?

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yet i think we could all agree it is a terrible idea

teal moss
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Eventually, sooner or later, someone is going to create #terrible-ideas-except-no-rules
I'm calling it. I'm betting 10 bucks on it

grizzled flame
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that is in itself a terrible idea

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lol

azure garnet
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Iderrable Terrias

grizzled flame
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sounds like a magic incantation from dnd

strong quartz
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Wands can now only be fired in a cardinal direction.

teal moss
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Delete spiders

strong quartz
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WoC only affects the main target, no clouds.

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Freezing, Burning, and Cursing effects being able to affect things even in containers.

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Cursed Wands now backfire instead of doing a random effect.

sharp parcel
strong quartz
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They inflict it for like 10 turns right

sharp parcel
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Idrk I never use rot darts since alternatives are always better (or I'm playing barren land)

strong quartz
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It just inflicts 2 ticks of Corrosion damage

sharp parcel
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So.. basically rot darts but better is what you suggested

shy mica
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are rot darts infinite

dusk sky
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rot darts are infinite but if you quickslot them the default action is "EAT" and your hero eats them and dies of corrosion

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once the hero starts moving to a point you can't interrupt their motion

grizzled flame
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eating meat has a chance of giving you cardiovascular disease, teh more u eat the highre the chance becomes

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getting cardiovascular disease makes you move at 10% speed for 100 turns

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reduces atk speed by 50%, and eating more meat during this state makes u die

pearl girder
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Where's the place for half-baked ideas people just want to talk about and not put their dignitiy behind?

neon spindle
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Idea: Make huntress have 15 hp like vanilla

pearl girder
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Or just reduce scaling hp per lv

grizzled flame
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idea: bring back degradation

teal moss
gritty nova
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increase min damage of all starting weapons and starting throwables by 1

tardy ingot
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thrown weapons already have an higher min damage

maiden lily
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Idea: there's a 10% chance of getting a random debuff when stepping on suspiously colored water

tardy ingot
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suspicious brew from minecraft

dusk sky
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it's just a discussion channel just like old ideas channel

pearl girder
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Most of these ideas are rather big - what definition of small are you using if not impact to the game?

dusk sky
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or actually make a new post

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so people can see it and contribute and give opinions

pearl girder
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Where do we put big clutter? Stuff that isn't small, but merits less attention than something you'd make a post for?

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I mean, that'd have the consequence of diluting the -ideas- thread

tardy ingot
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#1017621268448673824

pearl girder
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I guess they fit there
word "small" being ignored, any "ideas that don't merit a post" can find their home there ๐Ÿค”

tardy ingot
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yee

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use it like the old ideas channel

pearl girder
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Oh

solid hinge
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Trapdoors

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Basically doors with trap

barren wren
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Mimic doors

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Basically mimic instead of door

neon spindle
wintry tendon
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Would love pd map maker

worthy crag
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just play miner in SPSPD

shy mica
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pd map maker is my current dream

grizzled flame
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PD-themed cryptominer

sharp parcel
red oak
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So this is what I meant gazer from shiren, Yes that enemy makes you to use an item forcibly. But current THPD version's gazer has many problems.

  1. Unlike original shiren, Throwing weapons or items at a random direction is unable, to make in SPD mod.
  2. For other types of items, hmm...
  3. I don't know what bugs will happen, as an exmaple old THPD's keine caused a shuffled bug.

But at least if this can deliver the message to players that is a reference of shiren, then its ok.
So THPD's weaker version of gazer, reisen will do exactly this - forcibly drink a random targeted potion with 1/n chance, if you don't have targeted potion, gaze fails.

Anyway, what about it?

strong quartz
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It's honestly worse, how could you make Gazers worse

red oak
grizzled flame
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Gazers

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?

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Evil eyes?

red oak
grizzled flame
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Ahh

red oak
dusk sky
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invisibility makes the hero completely invisible, shuffles the camera around for a few seconds and then locks it in 1 place

wintry tendon
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Extending grip: warrior t2 talent

Every 4th/2nd attack has +1 range

tawny pawn
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Infinite effects: plant effects have an infinite duration

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You will not survive poison or flame plant

dusk sky
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swiftthistle lol

upbeat kestrel
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Just step on healing plant then step on flame

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Human torch

runic granite
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require 5 page essay to defeat Dwarf King

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the grade corresponds to how much damage you dealt

dusk sky
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but it's like undertale's mettaton essay

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if you refer to dk as "short king" anywhere in the text he immediately implodes

runic granite
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"inferior king"

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"why rat king is a better king than Dwarf King"

verbal topaz
dusk sky
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well that escalated quickly

worthy crag
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  • virgin dwarf king
  • chad rat king
verbal topaz
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oh and he also goes bald

shy mica
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whats wrong with nyan cat

tawny pawn
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Nothing

knotty crow
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that, my nrother in Christ, was #pd-pickup-lines-and-matchmaking

feral fractal
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h

gritty nova
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Artifacts can be altered, with a scroll of transmutation and another component

Chalice of Blood + Transmutation + Potion of shielding = Blood Shield
Equipping this artifact sets your HP to 1
Gain 1.5 shielding per turn, you will not gain shielding more than 1.2x your original maximum health
(And yes, if you starve you instantly die)

Cloak of Shadows + Transmutation + Scroll of Teleportation = Magician's Cloak
You can instantly teleport to anywhere (does not require vision), every 3 tiles of distance consumes 1 charge

Ethreal Chains + Transmutation + Potion of Paralysis = Binding Chains
You can cast the chain at enemies, slowing and paralyzing them equal to 1.5*level of the chains
Charges the same way as Ethreal chains, consumes 4 charges per use

grizzled flame
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ifriiiiit they are positng non-terrible ideas with actual effort behind them

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๐Ÿ˜ฉ

neon spindle
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Idea: Make cursed wand permanently crash your game

gritty nova
# gritty nova Artifacts can be altered, with a scroll of transmutation and another component ...

more...

Timekeeper's Hourglass + Transmutation + Beacon of Returning = Timekeeper's Pocketwatch
Upon activation, you set a location that you will warp back to on demand, or when you run out of charges in the artifact (Uses 1 charge per 2 turns)
You will restore 75% of damage taken after warping back, and will only have effects that you had before activating the artifact (applies to hunger as well)

Sandals of Nature + Transmutation + Potion of Stamina = Berserker's Greaves
Upon activation, you will perform all actions at 2x speed, including attacking
Consumes 4 charges per turn, gains charge over time

Unstable Spellbook + Transmutation + 7x Alchemic Catalyst = Unstable Bandolier
Works similarily to Unstable Spellbook (in terms of levelling) but for potions with a few changes
-Experience/Strength potions are excluded
-Potions of Healing are 20% as effective
-Instead of choosing a regular or exotic version of the item, you choose to drink/throw the potion

gritty nova
neon spindle
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Imagine putting effort in this channel

gritty nova
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it's fun writing these

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so the effort put in doesn't actually feel like much

neon spindle
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But it's still terrible

gritty nova
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true

grizzled flame
gritty nova
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i see

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time to make this terrible then

gritty nova
# gritty nova more... Timekeeper's Hourglass + Transmutation + Beacon of Returning = Timekeep...

more!

Horn of Plenty + Transmutation + Any Upgraded Weapon = Brawler's Seal
Upgrades in +3, +7, +10 similar to Sandals of Nature (requires 2/3/4 rations worth of satiety to upgrade)
This artifact has no charges, but instead costs 10% of your satiety to activate
Enhances your next physical damage attack
At +3: 20% more damage, but 25% slower
At +7: 40% more damage, but 25% slower
At +10: 40% more damage, and grants a unique effect depending on what weapon was used
Examples of +10 unique effects:
Greatshield: Blocks the next 2 attacks upon activation
Shuriken: Fires two shurikens additional ghost shurikens at other enemies that are in your vision
Huntress' Bow: Fires a second shot which deals half your normal damage, but has a 50% increased chance to trigger the enchantment on your bow
(heavily inspired by bobylev's brawler subclass)

Master Thieves' Armband + Transmutation + 15x Telekinetic Grab = Thief's Gloves
Upgrades the more you use it
Upon activation, you throw a random item (you know what the item is) from the following list:
-Runestone (excluding enchantment, intuition, disarming, and augmentation)
-Harmful potion (increased chance of exotic potions when upgraded)
-Alchemic Catalyst
-Bomb (increased chance of enhanced bombs when upgraded)
-Honeypot
-Wild Energy, Phase Shift, Aqua Blast, Random Reclaim Trap

and then there were two...

tawny pawn
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Please stop

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Look at the pinned

teal moss
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Please keep going
Ignore the pin

tawny pawn
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vertigo should also temporarly give every affected charater the effect of the misplacing curse, cause it makes sense

modest grotto
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Darts can be broken if you shoot at frozen enemies

tawny pawn
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the mage's staff burns when burning. cause physics

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And why cant I equip all the rings at the same time? I mean every person has ten fingers and two rings easely fit on one finger

gritty nova
# gritty nova more! Horn of Plenty + Transmutation + Any Upgraded Weapon = Brawler's Seal Upg...

Dried Rose + Transmutation + Summoning Reclaim Trap = Dark Portal
Upon activation, summons a random friendly enemy from the region you are currently in.
This artifact levels up gains charge as you kill enemies, though it charges extremely slowly.

Talisman of Foresight + Transmutation + 3x Torch = Talisman of Light
Can be used as a regular torch, that consumes 1 charge every 3 turns while lit, this artifact will not charge while active
Can also consume 25 charge to blind everything within 15 tiles that you can see with duration increasing per level, but also blinds yourself for half the duration. Will also search all tiles within 15 tiles that you can see.

heh

upbeat kestrel
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Force computers to use the old gui and in portrait mode

tardy ingot
wintry tendon
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You can disenchant wands and recraft them into different wand type

tardy ingot
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the bow needs scrolls of upgrade to be upgraded

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and it becomes a projectile, you need to throw it at your enemies

pearl girder
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Shooting an arrow costs 10 food (can't shoot if hungry)

tardy ingot
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shooting while starving will reduce your HP

pearl girder
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By 20 turns of starvation

tardy ingot
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and will deal less damage

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bring back the stunning enchantment

pearl girder
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Actually, flat 1 hp cost for always is simpler and sounds better

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Shooting an arrow costs 1HP.

worthy crag
wintry tendon
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Cigarettes - item that can be lighted if you have a torch in inventory (does not consume torch)

Lasts for 100 turns and while it's lighted, you cannot lose hunger
You also do not regenerate any hp via satiety while cigarettes are active.

sharp parcel
pearl girder
tardy ingot
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but she doesnt need a torch

sharp parcel
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You need tinder to light your torches

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Tinderboxes can be made by breaking down torches in the alchemy pot.

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They can also be found randomly.

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Lighting a tinder on its own gives 1 turn of illumination

verbal topaz
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terrible idea: everything is rainbow in june

wintry tendon
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No

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That's gay

tardy ingot
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yes

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that's gay

wintry tendon
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Rainbow when we go outside

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Because rainbow is for clouds

verbal topaz
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and instad of pastrys there are "protesting signsยฃ

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and enemies have gender

wintry tendon
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Pride parade fans when lust parade enjoyed walk in:

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Also 5 more deadly sins

verbal topaz
tardy ingot
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a rainbow in the happy ending

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๐Ÿ˜ƒ

sharp parcel
verbal topaz
tardy ingot
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new name for the demon halls: Demon Balls

verbal topaz
sharp parcel
verbal topaz
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the mods will love this last 20 messages

sharp parcel
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THE STRINGS OF FEAR SHALL ALWAYS STRUM
THE HYMNS ARE HEARD AND ALL SUCCUMB
THE BOUNDLESS ECHO SPOKEN IN TONGUES

- Something wicked this way comes.
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Add him.

pearl girder
sharp parcel
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It would have legs, spawn on a level with a double darkness modifier, has double speed and has a sound cue

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Only way to make it stop chasing you is to do some sort of damage to it

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"damage"

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Its invulnerable and only teleports away upon damage

wintry tendon
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The shadow monster: when you are blinded while on a dark floor, it attacks you and immediately flees

sharp parcel
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Only way to unlock the depth exit is to get 2 keys and unlock the last door

sharp parcel
tardy ingot
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what

shy mica
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shroom i think you just want ULTRAKILLPD

sharp parcel
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Yes

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Seriously though Wicked is a generally good horror concept character

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Would fit well in darkestPD

verbal topaz
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pretty sus imposter

wintry tendon
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How based

wintry tendon
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Ye ldzy left

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I wonder why

teal moss
tardy ingot
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they will be back

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in 1 year

wintry tendon
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He also changed his bio

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From something about shpd to just "no"

verbal topaz
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:/

wintry tendon
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Always a light tang in the belly whenever someone leaves a server in which they were fairly active

tardy ingot
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locking these wars

wintry tendon
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Lock?

tardy ingot
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warrior๐Ÿ”’

wintry tendon
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Ah

verbal topaz
pearl girder
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||wari||ock

verbal topaz
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||d||ock

tardy ingot
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|| ||ock

pearl girder
wintry tendon
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Ye Ldzy is here among us

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As an imposter

pearl girder
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I mean, why else would it be brought up as a topic?

tardy ingot
tardy ingot
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๐Ÿ”

pearl girder
tardy ingot
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dwarf warsock

verbal topaz
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||p||ock

pearl girder
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|| j||ock

verbal topaz
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i dont think that means anything

tardy ingot
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l||ock||

verbal topaz
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*proceeds to get depression

tardy ingot
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ASSASSIN EMOJI: NEW

verbal topaz
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๐Ÿฅน

tardy ingot
verbal topaz
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what is even this emoji

tardy ingot
wintry tendon
verbal topaz
tardy ingot
pearl girder
verbal topaz
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but we have this instead ๐Ÿช

pearl girder
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~~ ~~

verbal topaz
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ratio

tardy ingot
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||wutlock||

wintry tendon
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๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป

tardy ingot
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radio

wintry tendon
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Chip

verbal topaz
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||wutlock ||

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WAIT a sec

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assassin emoji is actually here

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||rogue ||

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cloaked rogue

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i am here more then @pearl girder

wintry tendon
wintry tendon
pearl girder
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More like surprised pikachu face

pearl girder
verbal topaz
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@tardy ingot

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rate the spanish lesson

wintry tendon
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Sissy bama

verbal topaz
tardy ingot
tardy ingot
wintry tendon
tardy ingot
sharp parcel
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Why is this on my phones emoji keyboard

wintry tendon
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No bitches?

tardy ingot
wintry tendon
sharp parcel
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Crazy thieves are replaced with the no bitches face, except it says "no items?"

tardy ingot
sharp parcel
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Replace every enemy with a version of that

tardy ingot
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smith

wintry tendon
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No skill?

tardy ingot
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no dark gold?

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๐Ÿ˜ฐ

pearl girder
tardy ingot
tardy ingot
sharp parcel
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dmtriggered is replaced with "no speed?"

tardy ingot
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dwarfking no alchemy?

sharp parcel
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goo and fire elemental is "no water?"

tardy ingot
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new duck boss

teal moss
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Holy shit this thread went full shitpost nonsense mode

tardy ingot
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warlock smith

dusk sky
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please read either of the pinned messages (important)

teal moss
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But they literally aren't really saying anything! >:/

pearl girder
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Huntress nerf: after finishing sewers, you become warrior

tardy ingot
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๐Ÿ˜จ ๐Ÿ˜จ

tardy ingot
pearl girder
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That would be op

dusk sky
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warrior can teleport anywhere on the map

verbal topaz
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but pride moth challenge / modifier might actually look like a good thing

pearl girder
dusk sky
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you tap on the screen and warrior teleports there

pearl girder
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But warden teleports better, has many times more armor

tardy ingot
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warrior talent that lets you eat enemies with a chance to instakill them, gain healing and satiety

pearl girder
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mage has armor ability teleport

tardy ingot
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talent name: eat

pearl girder
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Rogue has invis, so basically teleport

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Oh, is this an idea?

tardy ingot
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๐Ÿ˜ƒ

dusk sky
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yes

wintry tendon
tardy ingot
wintry tendon
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What server is that actually

tardy ingot
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among us roleplay

dusk sky
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what is there to roleplay eyethink

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killing each other?

tardy ingot
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there are roles

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you play roles

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i am plague doctor(remixed dungeon referenc)

cinder lichen
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It have crabs of all colors of RGB spectrum

neon spindle
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Best idea: Invisibility doesn't cancel when using range weapons!!! snipe

honest gull
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more like remove rogue's tax evasion charges

red oak
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So, I have four options to make THPD version's gazer.
A shiren enjoyer said current reisen(gazer) is worse.
So I'd like to change something.

Current options are

  1. remove gazer-like enemies at all costs.
  2. maintain gazer, but only targets potion of healing. If the player dosen't have any poh(preventing to drop potion of healing before engage), reisen will inflict extreme confusion instead.
  3. instead of consuming something, gazer lets you to equip or to unequip something forcibly, but this need to pray for working the code well.
  4. force attack, but currently there is no force-attack code I found in SPD codebase.

As mind flayer-like ability enemy did for old THPD, these unique enemies cannot be embodyed in current SPD codebase.(plus my terrible coding knowledge)

Anyway, I think 2 is the best solution.

tawny pawn
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Why do you post this here?

red oak
tawny pawn
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Oh

red oak
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As you make SPD mod, you sometimes see many confusing moments.

dusk sky
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simple

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make the gazer destroy items in addition to removing identification

red oak
red oak
dusk sky
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destroy the entire inventory

red oak
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New exotic item idea: scroll of degradeproof

U can apply to weapon/armor/ring/wand/m. weapon/etcs. Degradeproof items are immune to degrade effects.

wintry tendon
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Cara Bel-
Cara Mia Bella
Mia bambina
Oh ciel

radiant scroll
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i have one think in mind

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a challenge

shy mica
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you cannot heal without blood

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enemies splatter blood on melee/physical damage

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the ULTRAKILL challenge

radiant scroll
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the wild challenge (sorry if it doesn't sound original

shy mica
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ok so any wandrunner 6chal

radiant scroll
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of course, artifacts and rings can be use

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or not, it depends on how you want to play

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sorry, im terrible whit english xd

shy mica
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dw i see not a single grammar error

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except whit but thats still understandable

radiant scroll
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because i use the traductor in the most parts of this cof

radiant scroll
shy mica
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anyone have any inspiration for alt halls

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im asking here because ironically this is where most good ideas come from

gritty nova
shy mica
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halls but different

gritty nova
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instead of demons it's angels

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except they hate you

shy mica
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angelic features

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sounds good

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except its still flesh

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it will also allow me to make biblically accurate anels

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liek this

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stick

gritty nova
shy mica
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perhaps

gritty nova
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damn.

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looks good for an alt halls lol

shy mica
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imagine the whiplash of finding marble halls adorned with gold instead of the pale red hellscape

shy mica
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its gonna stickk bug you with the chains of gold it has

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like prison guards but they pull themselves to you

gritty nova
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that should move like 3x as fast

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and be able to fly

shy mica
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not flight

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it has legs

gritty nova
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hmmm

shy mica
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its just crazy fast

gritty nova
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fair

tardy ingot
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instead of walking, it only teleports like a succubus

shy mica
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cringe

tardy ingot
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with a very short cooldown

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and nerfed range

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!!!

shy mica
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it looks too human to be a TP mob

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that role should go to a fully fledged angel

tardy ingot
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it should use a bike

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or motorcycle

shy mica
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i see you are using this thread for its intended purpose ech

tardy ingot
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add ๐ŸšŽ as aw arrior armor ability,summons a ๐ŸšŽ and lets you kill enemies with it

shy mica
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its not quite a bike but it does the trick

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snazzy new wheelโ„ข๏ธ

radiant scroll
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looks nice

shy mica
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this fella tries to run you over

tardy ingot
shy mica
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and if that fails he can still just smite you

shy mica
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no

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welp now that i made the common enemy

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what nex

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oh i know

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angelic spawners

tardy ingot
shy mica
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the scion of purity now has a gun

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run

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extremely important question

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should the alt path have a different final boss

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anyways

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hey wait where did my fucking alt path thread go

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i literally cannot find it

red oak
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Allow the game to throw gold. It deals "gold amount/10" damage. So new terrible artifact idea, gold gauntlet.

While equipped, as you pick up gold, It is not auto-collected to total. Instead "n gold" is collected in your inventory. When you select it and throw, it deals the damage. Sure, the thrown gold disappears.

For each +1 artifact upgrade, gold damage increases by 4. To upgrade by one, hit enemy 5 times with gold.

honest gull
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me when i sell the +2 corrosion wand so i can throw the gold

plain hemlock
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Rogue like pixel dungeon.
You get some money every lose, use that money to upgrade your character, go back into the dungeon and now you can go deeper

tardy ingot
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wouldnt that be rogue lite

plain hemlock
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I think that's the more accurate name

tardy ingot
jolly valley
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Add john f. Kennedy to shattered pixel dungeon

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His weakness would be ranged weapons

plain hemlock
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Requires accuracy ring.

verbal topaz
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nether

shy mica
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bit late for the party ech

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i alr decided on heaven

verbal topaz
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@shy mica pleasepleaseplease

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make it like amazon headquarters

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we need it

shy mica
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no

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you go make it

verbal topaz
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ok

shy mica
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i have heaven to create

languid drum
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Multiplayer ||#๐ŸŒmultiplayer||

maiden lily
stone marsh
wintry tendon
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Challenge: sloppy magic -

Wands fire their projectiles after 1 turn

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Or even 2!!

dusk sky
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sloppy magic

stone marsh
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sloppy magic

wintry tendon
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Challenge: all ghouled up -

If there are only two enemies adjacent to each other, they will be linked and will revive until both are killed

honest gull
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ghoul flies

languid drum
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ADS

upbeat kestrel
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Those especially trash ones

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Rock bottom ones

verbal topaz
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Aids

unique holly
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part of realistic challenge:

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when something is on fire, everything nearby takes damage like lesser toxic gas

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and sleeping enemies are unable to wake up

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and if they are woken up by you hitting them they get vertigo

maiden lily
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Idea: the spellbook has a 30% chance of burning when you are on fire

grizzled flame
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having footwear of nature on makes the fire debuff last forever unless extinguished thru water or shattering a potion (the bark of the boots catches on fire but perpetually keeps regrowing, thus making u burn forever)

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did the ethereal chains have any wieght to themm

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?

honest gull
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they're ethereal

grizzled flame
#

this is so sad

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pricking on teh chalice has a 10% chance to give u sepsis since u never cleaned the gem and its been sitting there for ages catching god knows how many pathogens on it

jolly valley
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Add Shannon sharpe to pixel dungeon as an ally

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However he's absolutely useless and only plays one song

pearl girder
sharp parcel
runic granite
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cursed chalice rework:
curse only activates once you attempt to prick it. Instead of reducing HP regen, you have a 10% chance to gain bleeding every turn.

tardy ingot
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10 ia too much unless the bleeding samage is very low

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10%

runic granite
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probably would be like 1 damage

sharp parcel
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make it so blazing champion enemies will attempt to kamikaze into the player when they're on low HP

runic granite
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they kinda do

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they run toward you and attempt to kill you

tardy ingot
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!!!

sharp parcel
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like a fire bomb.

runic granite
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so bats

tardy ingot
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the explosive skulls have double speed but they only explode when they land a hit

sharp parcel
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also maybe a debuff that's independent of hunger system that halts all passive regen

dusk sky
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remains have a chance to turn into a skeleton on interaction

runic granite
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yapd swarm

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: the idea

sharp parcel
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deep rock swarm type beat

tardy ingot
sharp parcel
runic granite
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stairs mimics

tardy ingot
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trap mimic

runic granite
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the stairs are alive

tardy ingot
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what do you get from defeating stairs

azure garnet
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the chasm

runic granite
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probably a minifloor of loot

azure garnet
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you fall

runic granite
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oh right this is for terrible ideas, bobylev wins

tardy ingot
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kmfao

runic granite
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kicking my f||gottem|| ass off

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k

sharp parcel
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Stair mimics trip you on the way down, giving you crippled and bleeding

verbal topaz
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Saul pixel dungeon

tardy ingot
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Saulered Pixel Dungeon

jolly valley
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You should be able to equip any item

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Like you can use berrys as a melee weapon lol

shy mica
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bar fights with potions

pastel pagoda
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give rogue 4 scrolls of upgrade upon starting the game

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OR start with a +3 dirk instead

shy mica
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upon taking critical damage the music briefly dulls down

neon spindle
jolly valley
grizzled flame
barren wren
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Add special effects of Seedpot and Dewcatcher for Warden
||Increased seed and dew drop rate will do||

tardy ingot
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blandfruit bush :(

gritty nova
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Tengu's Mask + Curse Infusion = Cursed Mask
Allows you to choose between two cursed subclasses
Some examples...

Cursed Warlock

Soul Mark will now heal 3 hp for every 5 damage dealt, but you are also permanently soul marked.
Necromancer's Minions now has a 33%/66%/100% chance to spawn a wraith, but wraiths will turn on the warlock after 25 turns, and are immune to magic damage.

Cursed Sniper

Sniper's special attacks are changed:
Unaugmented: Deals 1.2x damage
Speed Augment: Fires 5 arrows with reduced damage
Damage Augment: Scaling increased to 1.4*distance
Every special attack used, a random curse is triggered on the Sniper.

pastel pagoda
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swiftthistle/hourglass allows user to walk through chasms

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because screw physics

pearl girder
pastel pagoda
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so you are stuck?

pearl girder
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Yes

pastel pagoda
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you can still jump out tho right

pearl girder
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Unless you blink stone or levitate, cause levitate includes some magic logic that allows you to move through air at normal speed

pearl girder
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You can also stasis to endure the fall damage

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Wait... someone shoud test out if levitation running out during stasis prevents fall damage

gritty nova
jolly valley
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Add abaran to shattered pixel dungeon

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As a region

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Btw abaran is a town in my country

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There's a stereotype surrounding abaran that anyone born there is dumb

pearl girder
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Replace some gnoll scouts with "lost abaronians"

jolly valley
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Also there would be lore documents in abaran but the "lore documents" are literally nothing but jokes about abaran

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"How can you tell that an house belongs to an abarani?"
"The curtains are outside!"

jolly valley
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Lol

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Also the boss of abaran would be the mayor

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The boss is gor Abrahamyan

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This guy

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And the only thing he does is Stand there, menacely!

gritty nova
# gritty nova Tengu's Mask + Curse Infusion = Cursed Mask Allows you to choose between two cur...

Cursed Berserker

You gain 3x as much rage, but enemies will deal up to 30% more damage when lower health.
Killing an enemy while berserking also causes the enemy to berserk for 2 turns before actually dying.

Cursed Assassin

Your cloak charges twice as fast.
When an enemy is killed with a prepared strike, another random enemy in the dungeon gains invisibility for 30 turns, and is alerted to your location.

tawny pawn
tardy ingot
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no

runic granite
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Yes

tardy ingot
#

what

gritty nova
pearl girder
tardy ingot
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im evil

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wutlock๐Ÿ”ช

plain hemlock
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Reverse feather fall item. Drops flying that's hovering above chasm right into them.

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Die damn growing evil eye.

sharp parcel
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Lead weight

neon spindle
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Idea: by searching bookshelves you can scrolls from it (cannot get a scroll of update)

totally not a yapd reference

tardy ingot
#

you can actually find sous in yapd bookshelves

woeful fern
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Tho I know the searchable bookshelves aren't very common

cinder lichen
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And it's pretty common to find +3 loot later on in a game

woeful fern
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Oh yeah good point

stone marsh
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The game has enough SoUs to upgrade your whole kit to max, and you won't even need them all since upgraded gear is common, so a free SoU is more like a neat little bonus as opposed to some crazy game breaking thing

strong quartz
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Random events that cause mayhem. For example, an earthquake could strike and shake things around, or the floor could flood, dealing damage to and slowly drowning anything or anyone caught in it.

sharp parcel
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It's just stairs and grates separating levels/layers

strong quartz
red oak
strong quartz
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Take a while on some floors and one will happen, weakening your equips by 1 upgrade, the floor gets redrawn, any items on the floor are removed, and Peaches get rippened and Onigiris get rotted. This is only present in the DS version for 4 and 5.

red oak
red oak
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Idea: For no challenge activated, you can tag an item. tag costs 10000 gold. when you die, tagged item is appeared from bones with 100% chance on floor 1.

honest gull
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idea: ^ but you can do it with chals activated

gritty nova
honest gull
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that reminds me
bones can only give up to +3 items but this can give anything so you can rack up upgrades with this mechanic

gritty nova
strong quartz
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Read.

gritty nova
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bruh

strong quartz
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It's not a thing to be doing that.

gritty nova
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bruh

strong quartz
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SILENCE!

gritty nova
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really hit me with the bolded "Read." lmao

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oh well

strong quartz
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Also, logic time.

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He said only tag it.

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Not that the thing can appear.

gritty nova
gritty nova
strong quartz
gritty nova
strong quartz
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I've had enough

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WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS WITH YOU PEOPLE

gritty nova
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huh

honest gull
red oak
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Easy modo! yes some of them repeatedly say that plz make easy mode in SPD. I'm not sure evan even will accept this but at least, as SPD's difficulty has increased a lot, some of them gave up for killing the final boss. That tag idea is from shiren is just helping new players that would reach 15~20f but cannot go more further.

strong quartz
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I'm not even sure if anyone would be able to save up 10k Gold by 15-20F

honest gull
strong quartz
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Now they have 100 Evade

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Now you couldn't hit them without a Surprise even if you wanted to not do so

red oak
gritty nova
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like just nerf halls enemies?

honest gull
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if people can reach halls they do not need easy mode
most deaths are probably in the first two regions

gritty nova
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thats with chals

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without chals atleast in my experience, the game gets more difficult as you go on

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(atleast thats my experience)

red oak
red oak
gritty nova
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hmm

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maybe like

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if you havent gotten the amulet once yet, your most upgraded item is dropped back in floor 1 in your next run at +2 max

gritty nova
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and imbued staffs are converted into regular wands

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would be pretty nice

red oak
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New terrible idea: If you haven't fall down to chasm from the run, give a badge.

tawny pawn
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sheep explode when despawning

dusk sky
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this is getting stale

barren wren
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Sheep eat tall grass around them

shy mica
gritty nova
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sheeps say "baa", attracting nearby enemies which works like an alarm trap when a flock trap is triggered

grizzled flame
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Shattered pixel dungeon now asks for permission to access and manage your phone calls

red oak
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cult of the meh

dusk sky
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doesn't matter how many messages there are if they're almost all boring

grizzled flame
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Bcuz this is the most active chat, its gonna run dry of ideas way gaster

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Faster

tardy ingot
pearl girder
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Thieves not losing speed after robbing

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All enemies too big to fit through a door range +1

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Chance for boss to flee to deny you loot (at very low hp)

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Start runs without food ration, but you get it back if you allow shattered to do cryptomining on your phone

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ads

pastel pagoda
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every empty tile is a grim trap

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trickshot or die

pearl girder
pastel pagoda
pearl girder
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You better make waterblasts and sheepstones

pastel pagoda
#

every tile is a grim trap

pearl girder
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No wonder the thread is accused of being stale

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overkill

pastel pagoda
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yeah lol

grizzled flame
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idea: add me to teh game as an npc

pastel pagoda
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just like if he stole a honey pot

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i would still like thieves to be able to use an ankh after he steals it tho

verbal topaz
#

really funny

cinder lichen
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Wait, really?

verbal topaz
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only the imp sells +3 stuff

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and its not guaranteed

cinder lichen
#

I might've misremembering stuff from playing yapd like 4 years ago

sharp parcel
sharp parcel
# sharp parcel

Thief running from the warrior who has +3 mail armor from ghost and a +2 projecting spear from the sewers

strong quartz
#

๐Ÿ”ซ

pastel pagoda
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add option to instant-kill any statue by using the armband on them, stealing their weapon

unique holly
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All stone statues have guns which 1 shot you if you aggro them from any distance

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๐Ÿ”ซ

wintry tendon
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Xlash

neon spindle
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Wraiths now have a range attack that can weaken you

dusk sky
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i make an arbitrary condition and as soon as it is met this thread gets locked

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7 votes total

dusk sky
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not getting 7 upgrade + degrade votes in 2 days and it gets locked immediately

pearl girder
pearl girder
dusk sky
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upgrade won

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i won't reveal the condition

upbeat kestrel
dusk sky
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try and see what happens

upbeat kestrel
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Hey guess what? I donโ€™t think i will

wintry tendon
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Need more alcohol in game

tardy ingot
#

you can hurt your allies without needing any aggression debuff

woeful fern
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Player can randomly trip while moving, causing temporary paralysis

verbal topaz
#

Play huntress

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Hmmmm

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Evil eyes have mind vision and deathgaxe Is like a disintegration wand

dusk sky
#

no

tardy ingot
#

theory Ifrit is a warlock

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(lock moment)

shy mica
dusk sky
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7 votes isn't the condition

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it's just a poll to decide if i should do it or not

shy mica
dusk sky
#

the vote is already over

pearl girder
wintry tendon
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Terrible thread maker

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Remove this person

feral fractal
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got the worst idea ever

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new artifact "sphere of truth"
when used shows a random message from this thread.

pearl girder
worthy crag
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great idea: alchemy tier list (from best crafts/brews to worst)

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(and juh will remove everything from S and A tiers)

pearl girder
#

Every crab gives a meat*
*: can't be cooked or frozen

stone marsh
tardy ingot
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aquablast is S+

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useful for everything

pearl girder
# worthy crag great idea: alchemy tier list (from best crafts/brews to worst)

S+: phase shift
S: Aqua blast, Wild energy, Potion of Cleansing
A: Clairvoyance stones, Pie, aquatic rejuvination, divine inspiration, feather fall, magical sight, Divination, Metamorphosis, Recycle
B: Curse infusion, telekinetic grab, fire bomb, return beacon, Mystical Energy, Toxic essence, Aggression stone, fear stone, Caustic brew
C-F: Too many recipes for me to order rn

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Amount of spells per bin: 1, 3, 9, 9, x, y, z, w total: 77

worthy crag
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recycle? you really use that?

tardy ingot
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recycle is super nice

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have you tried it?

worthy crag
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and i use the whole "brews and elixirs" page

worthy crag
pearl girder
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Already used a metamorphosis, but need the skill points for it

tardy ingot
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its not a waste

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if it was a waste, it wouldnt be good

worthy crag
pearl girder
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I didn't even have a white elemental enemy

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Those assure a transmutation scroll drop

lavish void
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having more items in your inventory slows you down

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with enough items you are just constantly exhausted, a debuff that decreases all stats and gets extended the more you do anything that is not considered resting

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overeating makes you fat

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if you drink 2 or more different potions in a short timespan the liquids interact and have various effects, like instant death

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fighting near a wall gives you a chance to bruise your hand against the wall

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crossing a corner does the same with with legs and knees

maiden lily
#

Add ifrit to the game

sacred moss
#

if you fail they kill you

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and they take all your ankhs first

neon spindle
#

Idea: remove #1016751363570548789

gritty nova
#

terrible idea

pastel pagoda
#

corpse dust quest just got fcking dangerous

gentle lion
#

They could just corrupt you, and you'd watch the player run around with mob ai slowly losing health for like 5mins

pastel pagoda
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idea for new exotic remove curse scroll:
scroll of screech
emits a powerful screech that removes all cursing trap and curses in your inventory and in a 6x6 radius
deals more self damage the more curses are removed

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if removes only a few curses then it's just a normal scroll of curse-yeet but worse
if removes many, many curses then you just die

barren wren
tardy ingot
#

being starving at 1 hp gives 1000% speed

livid summit
#

Having more bags slow you down

sharp parcel
#

Being near explosions blows off limbs. Perma cripple, you can lose ring/weapon slots, you can become unable to use items

solid hinge
#

Challenge, bringing back durability
But you can use anything only once

tardy ingot
#

mutual friends: ร˜micrรณnrg9

verbal topaz
tardy ingot
sacred moss
#

bad idea: challenge where when a potion freezes a random unidentified scroll is covered in frost, making it impossible to tell which one it is. Frostbitten scrolls essentially do the same thing as arcane catalyst, but they can't be used in alchemy. Also if a scroll burns, a random unidentified potion gets charred, which makes it impossible to see the contents, and it does the potion equivalent of what a frostbitten scroll does

pearl girder
#

10th challenge: you are berserker.

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Give yellow sphere black hadouken

tardy ingot
#

new fire elemental attack

honest gull
#

new challenge: ________phobia
10 random items poison you when used

tardy ingot
#

baahphobia

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sheeps now poison you when used

barren wren
shy mica
#

the OST is remixed with a church organ

honest gull
#

new challenge: ^

wintry tendon
#

Cloud enemy

tardy ingot
#

wind elementals from remixed dungeon

solid hinge
#

After you beat game atleast once, you have to play with challenges on

pearl girder
solid hinge
#

Forcing git gud buffshopkeeper

#

Actually yes, that's not a terrible idea

dusk sky
#

yes it is
it's literally in tcpd

#

this thread is doomed

gritty nova
#

Challenge: Lost
-You are unable to remember any part of the dungeon that you cannot see
-Every x amount of turns, you will be blinded for 1 turn and be randomly teleported to another place in the dungeon
-Magic mapping only shows the layout of the dungeon for 10 turns

atomic crow
tardy ingot
#

there's something similar in tcpd i think

atomic crow
#

tcpd is basically all the terrible ideas from this thread

runic granite
#

see pins

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.

pastel pagoda
#

corrupted entities can corrupt other entities

tardy ingot
#

omg reference to terraria corruption

pastel pagoda
#

no seriously

tardy ingot
#

this is the corruption

sharp parcel
#

Any trap type can spawn anywhere though

barren wren
#

Literally ShTrapDungeon

gritty nova
#

an enemy that will hide behind doors and then surprise attack the player and ignores all of the player's armor, but then runs away until they can surprise attack again

pearl girder
gritty nova
#

yeah that's why I said specifically that it'll ignore all of the player's armor

pearl girder
atomic crow
marble tundra
#

Ripper demons will no longer show a mark on the player nor will it give a warning when it is about to leap

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As Yog's HP decreases, his maggots' HP and DMG increase

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Upon death, the Spawner will spend 3 turns before exploding and spitting out 4 ripper demons. If the hero is in the room after it explodes, they will face 10 turns of Corrosion and 5 turns of Blinded

pearl girder
#

Flies have a chance to spawn maggots

marble tundra
#

Attacking and Eye (forgot the name) with a thrown weapon while it is charging its laser attack, will cause it to immediately face lethal damage and fire its laser attack for half of a third of its damage

pearl girder
marble tundra
#

But then it wouldnt be a terrible idea anymore

pearl girder
gritty nova
#

Runic Blade has massively reduced base stats but with massively increased scaling

e.g. 2-12 base damage with +4/+10 scaling

pearl girder
pearl girder
#

Floors with a distant well have a teleport plant that makes you fall into it

shy mica
#

duelist is added right now

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without any polishing

runic granite
#

idea: evan delays the next update by a month

#

I'm sure he has lots of important things he could be doing

pearl girder
#

Wouldn't posting that in #1016751363570548789 pressure him?

upbeat kestrel
#

Yeah

barren wren
marble tundra
sharp parcel
#

Add Freddy Fazbear

earnest moat
#

If you have an armor with viscosity glyph, you can throw it to an ennemy to have them take all the deffered damage

wintry tendon
#

People should be forced to watch ads to support the game

azure garnet
#

This "idea" was expressed a dozen times here now

tardy ingot
#

add Ye Ldzy as an npc

#

when you interact with him, you will be cursed permanently with the annoying curse

upbeat kestrel
#

Lmao

gentle lion
#

Drinking from the waterskin makes you piss yourself in 4d10 turns. Spawns a water tile and takes a few turns

upbeat kestrel
#

Lmao

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More u drink more radius