Chic Fil A forum

[midnight tapir]

@lethal apex what kinda bum ass Chic Fil A you got near you that takes that long?

[lethal apex]

Brand new ones in Texas

[midnight tapir]

ah
the slow one near me is a newer one too

older one is marginally better

although carry out is still reasonably quick
better than waiting in drivethru watching the person in front LITERALLY CARRYING A CONVERSATION WITH THE EMPLOYEE

[lethal apex]

Look, Chick Fil A is good but, no fast food on earth is worth waiting for like that.

Mfs speed their whole ass lunch break waiting for fast food when they coulda just gone to an actual restaurant if they really want to spend that much time waiting around

[calm prairie]

people at cfa kinda suck at names bruh

my name is "cade" and pronounced like "kayde" and someone said "sadie"

[midnight tapir]

I've got quicker Chic Fil As around

[lethal apex]

Just get an easier name

Like Thomas

Or Tom

[calm prairie]

IT IS 1 SYLLABLE 4 LETTER AND EXTREMELY SIMPLE

[midnight tapir]

I try and go by "Aaron" since it's close to me actual name but ain't nobody spelling or pronouncing that correctly

and yet

[lethal apex]

Or "tall fuck"

[calm prairie]

[lethal apex]

They all work

[midnight tapir]

every single time without fail
"Erin"

[calm prairie]

i use my dads name a lot since its easy

[lethal apex]

A A Ron

[midnight tapir]

exactly

[calm prairie]

like that one key and peele skit

[lethal apex]

No this is original content that's funny, don't steal

[midnight tapir]

the one time it's been spelled correctly was when the lady literally asked how it was spelled

[lethal apex]

[runic mauve]

Bruh

[lethal apex]

My father's name is Todd

Just Todd

[calm prairie]

tawd

[lethal apex]

"how do you spell that?"

[midnight tapir]

lowkey annoys me but I think I might be just accepting it now

[lethal apex]

[runic mauve]

You know they would say ddot somehow by the laws of the universe

[lethal apex]

I would fist fight a mf fast food worker on god

I refuse to accept people being this dumb

If Darwin won't take em, I will

[midnight tapir]

a coworker's dad is named "Luis"(Loo-ees)
and it's been misspelled so many ways
"Loyis"
"Lois"
"Lowes"

[lethal apex]

LOWES

[calm prairie]

my grandfathers name is "lowell" and he just does "loo"

cuz people suck

[midnight tapir]

PEETAH

[runic mauve]

My dads name is Stephen right, they said stefan before bro

How do you fuck up that badly

[lethal apex]

Steffani

[midnight tapir]

short e or long e?

[calm prairie]

[runic mauve]

Steeven is how it’s pronounced

[midnight tapir]

I've met a kid named Stefan before

[calm prairie]

my friend and i when we were young combined our names to "cleiden" it made service people so mad

[runic mauve]

LMFAO

[lethal apex]

Of course.

S tuh eve

[runic mauve]

Uhhhh order for stacen

[midnight tapir]

k I'd just guess between Steven and Stephen
50/50

[lethal apex]

"Pronounce it how it's spelled"

Or crazy ass idea

Pronounce it like how they say it

[midnight tapir]

my mom's name is easy

[lethal apex]

Cause typically when someone gives you their name

They don't pronounce it wrong for you

[midnight tapir]

she goes by her first initial cause the pronunciation is simple but if she spells it out people will blue screen

Vietnamese names be that way

[runic mauve]

That’s so true

[lethal apex]

real

Plot twist, my name is Thomas

But it's pronounced Thom- aus

[runic mauve]

Wtf

[lethal apex]

German

[runic mauve]

Ballin

[midnight tapir]

Plot twist my name is ||a secret||

[lethal apex]

It's vietnamese

[midnight tapir]

nope

[lethal apex]

It's confusing

[runic mauve]

Aiden

[midnight tapir]

I can tell you that

not vietnamese

[lethal apex]

If it's Aiden, that's my son's name

[midnight tapir]

nope

[lethal apex]

Pronounced normally

Because I ain't doing that to my boy

[midnight tapir]

unless you are familiar with a very specific media you probably will never guess it

[lethal apex]

Is it BofA

[runic mauve]

So true

[midnight tapir]

no I'm not named after a fictional character

real dude, now deceased

[lethal apex]

Bank of America

[midnight tapir]

it's fun having the kids at work try and guess my name cause they'll come up with all kinds of stuff like "airplane"

[tiny adder]

cfa tasty idrc if the ceo is homophobic they have good fucking chicken god dammit
I eat there to spite them

but my parents don’t go

so I rarely get it

lament

[lethal apex]

eat there to spite them

[midnight tapir]

become licensed driver
become unchainable

[tiny adder]

I am a gay
chic fil a is known for homophobic ceo
I therefore eat the chicken to spite ceo
and also bc it tastes good

[tiny adder]

because it truly is easy to procure motor vehicle

One day

[midnight tapir]

I took a gay friend of mine to cfa and evidently it was his first time
asked if it was and he said yes "I got the feeling I wasn't welcome"

[tiny adder]

Yeah they aren’t necessarily pro homo

But I really couldn’t care less

Food is good

[midnight tapir]

I think most of the workers couldn't care less

[tiny adder]

Yeah the average worker is just a worker

[lethal apex]

I am a pansexual.
Chic Fil A is homophobic.
I therefore eat the chicken because it's chicken and I could definitely win in a fist fight against the CEO
I have established dominance over god's chicken
What do I do now

[tiny adder]

Continue to eat more chicken or start a campaign to become ceo yourself

[midnight tapir]

eat biggie G's chicken
become a big G

[lethal apex]

Chik Fil A's new CEO:

Someone who enjoys steak more

[tiny adder]

steak too inconvenient to prepare well for fast food

[midnight tapir]

y'all ever made frosted lemonade at home?

[lethal apex]

Chik Fil A lines take 30 minutes anyways.

[tiny adder]

Not down here in FL somehow

[lethal apex]

Speaking of Florida

What is wrong with your fucking weather

Why this mf got dyslexia

[tiny adder]

You’d think in a state who’s political climate goes so far right that it annihilates the scale we’d have more anti gay chicken consumers

[midnight tapir]

fun fact, you can make frosted lemonade at home and it's so kind bogglingly simple

[tiny adder]

Fuck if I know

[lethal apex]

It's consistent as fuck and then just sorta oopsies the 86 to a 68 and that shit normal.

[lethal apex]

Saint Augustine

[midnight tapir]

literally 2 parts vanilla ice cream, 1 part lemonade
you can use chic fil a's lemonade, just get a gallon, and any vanilla ice cream you got. Doesn't need to be soft serve, you could use like blue bell or smth

[tiny adder]

Yuh st aug

[lethal apex]

I am currently working in Daytona

Go away

There can only be one gay furry within 200 miles

[midnight tapir]

I live in Texas, checkmate

[tiny adder]

im a minor I don’t count yet

[lethal apex]

I live in Texas too. I'm just working here.

In Houston specifically. On the coast

Where the weather does whatever and sweat is not optional

[lethal apex]

[midnight tapir]

I'm so sorry

[lethal apex]

Touche

[tiny adder]

reminder

[midnight tapir]

all too familiar with Houston weather
my vietnamese side of the family all live there, with two exceptions

[lethal apex]

Why

[midnight tapir]

asians

they're from Vietnam

also there's good asian food and we get Gio over there

[lethal apex]

This wasn't a "why are you in my town" question.

This was a "why did you come to Houston? All we have is sweat, crime, brown water and rodeo"

[runic mauve]

Bro you could have actually posted this in 2007 holy shit

[midnight tapir]

all the asians live in houston

[lethal apex]

Probably

Which is why we have good food

[midnight tapir]

yup

[tiny adder]

thanks for explaining I couldn’t tell

[lethal apex]

And none of that keto vegan shit popping up everywhere

[runic mauve]

Wait do you guys both live in Houston

[lethal apex]

[midnight tapir]

I don't

[lethal apex]

Southeast

The good part

[runic mauve]

You are quite welcome

[lethal apex]

The NASA part

[midnight tapir]

I live in an undisclosed part of Texas

[runic mauve]

I live in Baltimore

[lethal apex]

[midnight tapir]

the weather is a bit better, but still smokes crack

[lethal apex]

Dallas

[midnight tapir]

fuck that's close

[lethal apex]

[midnight tapir]

'round there

[runic mauve]

[lethal apex]

DFW area.

Nuff said

[midnight tapir]

ye

[lethal apex]

Also, fix your roads

They uggy and broken

[runic mauve]

Alright now deploy all the Texans to find tank

[midnight tapir]

HA now you must figure out which of the dozen fucking lakes I live nearest

[runic mauve]

LMAO

[runic mauve]

Yeah that’s about right

Suprised I haven’t been gunned down in the street the second I walk outside my house

Something most baltimorians can relate to wholeheartedly

[lethal apex]

Lakes?
Mf in Carrollton or Arlington

[runic mauve]

Wolf really is a menace with his geometry

[midnight tapir]

not quite

[lethal apex]

And being sober

[runic mauve]

You’ve activated your full power

[midnight tapir]

anyways yeah, dallas area, hoping I never have to drive through the spaghetti that is Dallas roadways

[lethal apex]

No, if I activated my full power then there would be a lot of typos.

I decrease my spelling and linguistics stat to overboost my shitposting power

[tiny adder]

…? geography?

[runic mauve]

Stuff

[lethal apex]

I'm an engineer

So he's technically correct

[whole ruin]

Holy shit