general

[tame canopy]

I ate buldak yesterday, my butt was on fire that night

[eager grail]

good nando’s is mid

[strong gale]

real

[tame canopy]

Yeah it was a wildfire

[unique moat]

That happened to me too the first time I had it

[gritty charm]

Hello

[stuck harness]

Guys can we KILL koko

[tardy otter]

the wheels on the bus

[torn crater]

Go round and round

[stuck harness]

YOU STUPID FUCKING

Baka...

[tawdry apex]

boy i sure cant wait to wake up tomorrow and go in for a 10 hour shift!

[mild sparrow]

enjoy!

[stuck harness]

2 beers deep and I'm feeling funny

The fall off is genuinely insane

I need to retire

[shrewd sonnet]

Yp chat

[midnight atlas]

@ripe cape swaggers is down for me rn so I will say it here. I am very disappointed in you

[ancient hawk]

Dingaling

[midnight atlas]

@safe tendon oi

[stuck harness]

$66 for just under half a tank of petrol

I'm going to fucking kill myself

[night copper]

Gas is hella expensive

[eager grail]

WAH WAH WAH

[gritty charm]

[stuck harness]

speccy TWAT!!!!!

[stuck harness]

the transitions between songs when you listen to linkin park albums from start to finish

its about to make ME finish

god

[eager grail]

WHAT THE FUCK

[eager grail]

oh….

[stuck harness]

ILL SPIN YER JAW

[stuck harness]

Listen man it was a fire album

[eager grail]

SHUTTT UPPPP

[mild sparrow]

if Kanye doesnt release Bully tonight

istg

[unique moat]

Remember, it's illegal to lick door knobs on other planets.

[midnight lava]

Interesting

[tawdry apex]

i want to hang myself

[pulsar solar]

What’s up Fitz

How’s everyone doing today

[pulsar solar]

That’s not good

[tawdry apex]

thats what im saying

what working 10 hours does to a mf

[pulsar solar]

Take a nap

[tawdry apex]

im still working..

💀

[pulsar solar]

oof

[torn crater]

What even is today-?

Oh friday😭💔

[grand cedar]

[stuck harness]

It's saturday

[olive talon]

I coulda swore I had camera permission a few months ago

[torn crater]

Have to boost the server

[torn crater]

Friday here

[olive talon]

Again 😫😫

[stuck harness]

No.

[pure bobcat]

how do i up my rank in the sever

[drowsy mason]

Money

[torn crater]

Ikkk ikkk but its somewhat worth it ig

[pure bobcat]

im already boosting the sever

[olive talon]

I already boosted though

[drowsy mason]

Not enough

[olive talon]

That’s what I get for leaving and rejoining

[strong gale]

blows up pancakes with mind

[rugged quail]

kanye really collabed with ye on the new album

[austere vortex]

One of his best albums so far, ts is PEAK

[austere vortex]

(One of his best) of his newer drops ig

[stuck harness]

2nd half fell off a bit for me

Still his best work in years

[austere vortex]

Agreed

[stuck harness]

They don't understand the things I say on twitter ‼️

[mint perch]

lol

[tawdry apex]

always hungry when im not allowed to eat

[drowsy mason]

U always eat tho

[shrewd sonnet]

Yo chat

[fossil bluff]

I took the internets advice and went outside, touched some grass. 6/10 experience the grass was plush but the bugs wouldn't leave me alone and people kept staring.

[stuck harness]

High level chuddery at play

[hallow vigil]

[stuck harness]

Guys... I think I have ligma...

[short kraken]

where were u wen @stuck harness die, i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"@stuck harness is kil"

"no"

[stuck harness]

Tears man the bot sniped you 😭

They don't play about when it comes to me

SALIM PUBLIC EXECUTION IN 20 MINS !!!!!

@short kraken QUICK SAY NOTHING IF YOU THINK I SHOULD BE MOD

Oh wow thanks man

Means a lot

[tawdry apex]

i got more teeth gems theyre so pretty and sparkly

[short kraken]

@stuck harness saddening truly saddening

[stuck harness]

WHO let you back inside

[short kraken]

I DID

[stuck harness]

That's it

You're getting sentenced to 6 years in Sandford, Gloucestershire

[short kraken]

Hedgeisahedgeinnit. Ionlychoppedit down cosicouldntse etheview nomore. What's he moanin about

[drowsy mason]

Tooth gems are so nice omd

[stuck harness]

Cornetto

[tawdry apex]

i send picture

1 sec

im a liar theyre awkward to take pics of nvm

[stuck harness]

@eager grail if piastri DNFs again today I will kill myself probably

[feral nova]

wassup

[stuck harness]

Fuck all geeza

On a lil roadtrip me

[drowsy mason]

WHAT

💔

[tawdry apex]

IM SORRY

[drowsy mason]

I was all lubed up ready and now this 💔

[autumn kernel]

Good mornin

[stuck harness]

@eager grail PIASTRI IN 1ST

🇦🇺 ‼️🗣🗣

OH MY GOD OSCAR YOU FUCKING BEAUTYYYY

Cook that British fraud

[mild sparrow]

safety car for 10 laps

games gone

[stuck harness]

As long as Osama bin Russell stays off podium I don't care

Verstappen getting cooked by an Alpine

Poor guy

[mild sparrow]

he supports my football club so id rather him over spicy meatball

gabagool

[stuck harness]

Who does he support

@mild sparrow

Welp

Rip george

[mild sparrow]

wolves

[stuck harness]

Ah so we're both gonna be playing in the championship next season

Lovely stuff

[mild sparrow]

spuds or west ham?

[stuck harness]

THE champions of Europe mate

COYS COYS COYS

[mild sparrow]

same way Burnley are champions of england

all my mates are spurs fans im fed up with the delusion

[stuck harness]

Mate we're one point off the drop if we're not delusional then we'll probably kill ourselves

[forest veldt]

hello noone

[warm sparrow]

[strong gale]

[warm sparrow]

[half bay]

[novel bronze]

Bruh wepsi still exists

Guy has no life

[stuck harness]

???????

[tawdry apex]

😭😭😭

insane stray

[random brook]

💀

[blissful vessel]

is it bad to pee purple

[warm sparrow]

[stuck harness]

Forfeit your name

Before somebody else takes you outta the frame

And puts your name to shame

[cold notch]

hello everyone

[crystal pelican]

[warm sparrow]

[junior gorge]

You’re green

[warm sparrow]

no

[stiff idol]

i said yes to this poll btw i LOVE gobbling penis

[zenith vapor]

nice

[stiff idol]

thank you

[zenith vapor]

mhm

[orchid flume]

i miss the glory days of this server

[stuck harness]

What's up wepsi fans

Wepsi here

I need to pee

[junior gorge]

You weren’t even here for them

[junior gorge]

Patrick

[round summit]

I miss the glory days of this server

(I was maybe? Here for them)

[lusty ocean]

.

[lusty ocean]

true

[orchid flume]

Bro I created my discord account so I could join this server, I think I got kicked or left but trust I was here

[scenic stump]

@wispy needle

[ancient hawk]

Huh

Buh

@spice pebble Where are those toes at

[blissful vessel]

ay i’m sqwanchin ere??

[spice pebble]

On my feet

[warm sparrow]

[eager grail]

oh hey wepsi

[stuck harness]

Don't talk to me

Actually I can't even pretend to be upset piastri actually finished the race I'm over the moon

😭

[warm sparrow]

[eager grail]

i know im so happy

[stuck harness]

But I thought your name was Koko???

🤣 🤣 🤣

[wooden pivot]

yo

[eager grail]

HAHAHHAAH

[shut ingot]

needs to rent a car.
Reserves car at local rental shop
Shop says oh btw same day reservations cant pay with a debit card only credit card.
Guess who got to make a 6 mile walk home because i dont like credit cards and definitely wouldnt have one with me than $1k on it
It was a fantastic walk home though. nice river trails then heavy traffic because we dont know how to make pedestrian walkways here.

[stuck harness]

I fantasized bout this back in Chicago

Mercy mercy me that Murcielago

[stuck harness]

FROM THE TOP TO THE BOTTOM

AT THE CORE IVE FORGOTTEN

[strong gale]

stfu jai

[stuck harness]

????

[pulsar solar]

I'm writing a book

[grand cedar]

[tacit mirage]

dead server

[strong gale]

yo deddy

[outer cobalt]

ded even

[outer cobalt]

can i read it

[stuck harness]

I'm SO HUNGRY

[icy badge]

Hi

[stuck harness]

THEY PUT ME IN A NICE ROOM FOR ONCE

[tawdry apex]

yall ever get nauseated and make yourself throw up so you feel better

or is that a me thing

[mild sparrow]

yeah

it helps

i use to eat so much id throw up

[scenic lily]

done it before when ive smoked too much before

honestly does really help you feel rejuvinated after

[short ruin]

drinking ice cold water has a similar effect on me

it's gotta be cold asf

makes me lock in

[plush thorn]

meow

[plush thorn]

just when i drink

[obtuse night]

anyone like plant science

[stuck harness]

Woke up from my nap at 7pm

Head hurts

Mouth dry

Lord help me

[stuck harness]

ALEXA PLAY SECRETS BY ONEREPUBLIC

[tawdry apex]

no fr i'd rather throw up than sit and feel nauseated 😭

[strong gale]

done dat

[tawdry apex]

twin fr

[tawdry apex]

hi papi

[drowsy mason]

Hey sexy

[tawdry apex]

omg.. heehehe

how are you honey?

[strange zephyr]

the vc's are so dead

[drowsy mason]

Im great just watching some hells paradise, hru

[tawdry apex]

i am making breakfast

[drowsy mason]

Whats on the menu

[tawdry apex]

oatmeal w bananas and some eggs

[shut ingot]

a thing called the bacon king

[normal swan]

zzzz

[mild sparrow]

word

8pm more like bedtime

[normal swan]

wasup

9pm more like

willtrytosleepat11butwillsleepat01

[mild sparrow]

brother how

do you not get tired

my bones are weary

[severe creek]

You guys sleep early? Normally I’m sound asleep by 5am.

But next week I’m asleep by 8pm.

[mild sparrow]

thats not good for your body

[tawdry apex]

im sleepy tired all the time

i went to bed at a solid 11pm last night

[mild sparrow]

could be nutrition

or you just a wussy

[tawdry apex]

i eat once a day maybe

[mild sparrow]

women and eating man 😔

if only God would let me bear the pain of every period cramp in the world so women wouldnt have to 🙏

[tawdry apex]

LMAO

i just dont have an appetite unfort it's very bad

[sly wigeon]

happy tdov

[hollow bronze]

hey

[lean copper]

shut up gabby

[warm sparrow]

[shut ingot]

good ol midwest doing its thing again more tornadoes. just trying to enjoy my dinner and get an alert theres a tornado warning two countys over

[coral tide]

gn gn

[tacit mirage]

anyone wana vc?

[glacial marsh]

Some of you may remember about a week ago, that my grandmother had a stroke and wound up in the hospital. I am happy to say that she survived the ordeal and is now on her way through recovery.

[lean agate]

What’s a Fitz?

[stuck harness]

T-minus 11 days...

Until I become unc

[warm sparrow]

[ancient hawk]

[little fable]

old fuck

[stuck harness]

?????

45 years of age btw ^

[little fable]

this is how old u r

[carmine robin]

When I catch you menstruation cycle

[stuck harness]

I like my cheese drippy bruh 💔

Only real OGs remember

(OG means original gangsta btw guys)

[scenic stump]

I thought og meant old guy

[stuck harness]

CAUSE ALLLLLLL I NEEEEEEEDDDD

IS A BEAUTY AND A BEATTTT

[short kraken]

@ancient hawk oooo ooo look at this little FAmily guy

[mild sparrow]

im going to have to step in soon 😤

if these lads in Iran dont pattern up soon im going to get involved

[tawdry apex]

i dont wanna work 😞

i hate being employed!!!

(i need money to stay alive)

[mild sparrow]

have you tried leaving the hospitality industry

corporate is so much better

[tawdry apex]

i would if the job market wasnt so dookie

[mild sparrow]

america?

[tawdry apex]

i would love to get paid more for doing less

yep

[mild sparrow]

rip

[tawdry apex]

I LOVE AMERICA YAY!!!!

[mild sparrow]

no offence i hate service in the US

tipping culture is disgusting

[tawdry apex]

none taken

tipping culture?

why's that

[mild sparrow]

when i went a lot of quality of service seemed based off how much they thought you would tip

[tawdry apex]

it's weird here cause the tips at my job are a good percentage of my pay

[tawdry apex]

oh see i understand that

[mild sparrow]

ive already paid for the food i dont want to have to bribe the waiters

[tawdry apex]

LMAOOO valid

[mild sparrow]

(im aware theyre paid peanuts)

[tawdry apex]

yeah where i work i just have a script, cause we legally have to show them their total and there's an optional tip menu

[mild sparrow]

its weird cause in service over here tips is so much less of a percentage of your wage

like 10% max

[tawdry apex]

also the coffee is expensive so it's like

i dont expect to get tipped for a $9 coffee lol

[mild sparrow]

$9 dollar?!

is that like big city prices tho

[tawdry apex]

i may be dramatic but on a good day i leave with extra $70 in digital tips

[tawdry apex]

nope

[mild sparrow]

😔

[tawdry apex]

the prices just go up because of the additional stuff people get in their drink

and the company does have to pay for the product

a basic drink that's 32oz is gonna be like $8

[mild sparrow]

i can imagine a lot of syrup and soy and that bollocks in the US

[tawdry apex]

which isnt horrible

[tawdry apex]

yeppp

[mild sparrow]

i use to make cappucinos and stir them if someone ordered a flat white

[tawdry apex]

LMAO

[mild sparrow]

if it makes you feel any better i sit at home and play dead by daylight most days when im suppose to be working

[tawdry apex]

dead by daylight is fun sometimes

do you work from home or what

[mild sparrow]

half and half

i mostly do all my work on the office days and slack off when home

i may be wrong but hybrids not really a thing in the US?

[rugged quail]

who up juggling their balls

[mild sparrow]

• me first night of clown camp

[rugged quail]

if the waitress is hot, tip less so she spits in ur drink

[mild sparrow]

youre a sick man

[rugged quail]

we live in a sick world

[mild sparrow]

[mellow lily]

Hey guys

How can I be cool

I need tutorials

[tawdry apex]

they are, where you work some days in office and some at home

[mild sparrow]

yeah

[hallow vigil]

What if there isn't tipping culture where you are

[tawny shuttle]

should be a thing everywhere

[mild sparrow]

i got this fun game where i put my balls in my mates pint

[rugged quail]

then follow her home and surprise her!

[native isle]

@flint robin

[hallow vigil]

I follow you home sometimes

[tawdry apex]

ugh when will you follow me home

[rugged quail]

and i follow you back home when you go back to urs

[hallow vigil]

Whenever you want me to baby

[hallow vigil]

Well what did I do today then

[rugged quail]

ate eggs and bread prob

[hallow vigil]

1. I don't eat eggs. 2. I went to the doc coz I'm pissing blood 💅🏻

Bet you wouldn't have guessed that

[rugged quail]

i said i follow u back home not the hospital

[hallow vigil]

Well I'm not still there am I

[rugged quail]

hopefully u make it back home tonight

[stuck harness]

10 days

[fossil bluff]

I have a confession

-# I've actually been swaggersouls the whole time

[short kraken]

who?

[desert pecan]

yo

[outer cobalt]

good morning chat

[fossil bluff]

🦉 👈 ?

[feral nova]

[short kraken]

Who left me?
Everyone

[south frost]

i hope everyone is doing okay 🩷

[shrewd sonnet]

Yo chat

[desert arrow]

Aye yall like Fitz

[stuck harness]

Yeah

[nocturne pumice]

Only on Sundays

[half bay]

Nah not at all

[proper shoal]

I shoved a thermonuclear bomb in my dad's mouth after winning a bet.

[spring dagger]

/imagine Realistic young South Asian male security guard, flashlight in hand, dim corridor background, tense expression, cinematic lighting, photorealistic

[opaque mason]

hi

[tawdry apex]

i kove being awake at 4am TO GO TO WORK

YAYAYAYAYA

i complain a lot

oopsie

[mild sparrow]

every time i open my phone i see you moaning about work 😂

[drowsy mason]

Its valid tho

I hate work but im grateful for my job

[tawdry apex]

HAHAHA

oops

[tawdry apex]

fr

job market so doodoo rn i shouldnt complain

[short kraken]

Guh

[fading kindle]

Yo

Dang ts dead

[full violet]

Morning chat

[fading kindle]

Good evening

[full violet]

Tell me about it

[fading kindle]

Hru

[full violet]

Doing good for know, I have English class in about an hour, I’m just getting ready

[fading kindle]

Dang unlucky

[jaunty ferry]

Sheesh

[jovial stirrup]

Bruh

[fading kindle]

Bruv

[unique moat]

Omg so quirky

Shut up

[tawdry apex]

thats not very nice...

i dont wanna hear nothin about being quirky from someone with a guts layout 🤓

[drowsy mason]

💀

[jade gate]

Yo, will anyone react to the beginning of my newest song and lmk?

[stuck harness]

Jarvis how do I sleep more than like 5 hours at a time

[ancient hawk]

Lalalalalaa

[shut ingot]

5 espresso shots ontop of a redbull. will be wired for a few hours but the crashout is rather nice

[shrewd sonnet]

Sup chat hope you are all having a wonderful day

[rugged quail]

run an ultra marathon

[halcyon prism]

@short kraken stinky

[short kraken]

@halcyon prism SEZ U

[halcyon prism]

Ive completed my yearly shower, i am NOT stonky

[rugged quail]

mega stink

[short kraken]

nuh uh

[halcyon prism]

Uh huh

I have showered!

[fossil nacelle]

annyone comming call today or no

[short kraken]

No proof still stinky

[halcyon prism]

Only a silly goose would sniff other people

[short kraken]

?????

[fossil nacelle]

zzz

[halcyon prism]

Stinky goose

[shrewd sonnet]

Ribbit

[stuck harness]

Pooh Shiesty boutta get 25 years if he lucky 😭

Games the game

[full violet]

pooh shitty

for some reason that was my nickname in high school

[short kraken]

Yo mama

[stuck carbon]

didnt pooh sheisty js kidnap gucci mane

[stuck harness]

Yeh

Federal kidnapping and guns charges while on parole?

They're gonna put him under the jail

😭

[quick fossil]

Under the bus

[undone holly]

Grandma Xylophone

[tight coral]

is israel still listening?

[stuck harness]

Nobody's Listening

[blissful vessel]

moist.

[topaz portal]

No matter who you are or where you are at. I hope we all keep living, despite the pain we may face through the next coming years. I hope we can still find the small moments of happiness despite the troubles we have yet to face. May Each and everyone of you live to see the most beautiful parts of our world. I'm an American man facing the worst parts of my country become the most prominent thing in politics. I am facing the realization that American freedom is a lie. I have to watch my country fall to a régime of Pedophilic Beaurocrats. Despite that I still have hope. I really hope most of us do.

[stuck harness]

guys

i gotta poop

too late

[mild sparrow]

rip pants

[nocturne pumice]

Boohoo I'm living the life

[mild sparrow]

my mate is the only fucker in the world that says “dont be early” rather than dont be late

the laziness of this fucker

[tawdry apex]

good morning

[mild sparrow]

looking forward to work?!

[tawdry apex]

YES!! SO EXCITED TO WORK A 9 HOUR SHIFT TODAY!

[mild sparrow]

wooh!

im off!

easter bank holiday friday and monday

[stuck harness]

tottenham play on my birthday

[tawdry apex]

congratulatuons...

9 hour shift today is disgusting but money is money i suppose..

[mild sparrow]

😊 🔫

[tawdry apex]

yeah honestly

i'm gonna hang myself at the walk up window

and my back is so fucking itchy cause my sunburn is healing rn

tweak city

and i'm the mayor

[drowsy mason]

Hall of fame crash out

[mild sparrow]

mayor of loserville rn

[tawdry apex]

nuh uh

[mild sparrow]

loser of loserville

[empty sky]

If i were to want admins in my server, what would be the best way to find them?

[drowsy mason]

Go around a primary school and if u see fat middle aged men looking at kids those are ur admins

[short kraken]

Might need to wait another week then

[tawdry apex]

😭😭😭

[torn crater]

Ur best shot is asking people if they have "server work" experience.

Admins aren't hard to find. Its mostly who you trust entirely.

[hallow vigil]

Are you one of the middle aged men?

[drowsy mason]

God forbid

[hallow vigil]

Stay away from schools

[drowsy mason]

You shag natural disasters mate

[hallow vigil]

Nah they wish, they couldn't handle me

[drowsy mason]

I bet a tsunami could

[hallow vigil]

It would certainly make me choke

Sorry. Kinda. Nah im not sorry

[drowsy mason]

U shouldn’t be

Be proud of who u are

[hallow vigil]

I'm not

You shouldn't be either if you're a middle aged man outside of schools

[drowsy mason]

Haven’t got caught yet so

[hallow vigil]

Your time will come

[drowsy mason]

😁

Nah

I clean up after myself

[hallow vigil]

That is horrifying

I have a lump on my elbow and my arm is swelling up

At what point should I be concerned enough to go to a doctor

[drowsy mason]

I think when u start feeling pain

[hallow vigil]

@rugged quail backrooms film? Yay or nay?

[hallow vigil]

Pain where? All of it hurts

[drowsy mason]

🤔

Nothing a paracetamol cant fix right

[hallow vigil]

That's the plan

If you take antibiotics in this country you're forced to sing the song so I'd rather not

[tawdry apex]

that is incredibly real

[stuck harness]

Making chicenk wraps

Chicne

CHICKEN

[rugged quail]

a24 movie so def yay

[crude rapids]

yo what the absolute fuck did I miss

[mild sparrow]

watched the new wallice in gromit

not impressed

[hallow vigil]

Wallace in gromit?

[mild sparrow]

yeah the dog and the cheese

[stuck harness]

Haram

[carmine robin]

Wallace…..in…….. gromit

😨

[mild sparrow]

doggy style

[mild sparrow]

1 million beers please!

[hallow vigil]

Aren't you supposed to be on a date rn?

[mild sparrow]

done loads of activites mate

[rugged quail]

or did u take loads

[mild sparrow]

what you mean by that

[short kraken]

Did you in the thing out the woman in the

[stuck harness]

Guys

Guess what

[short kraken]

no

[stuck harness]

No pleaee

Guess what

[shrewd sonnet]

Good afternoon chat

[tawdry apex]

i'm sad

april could have been so cool

[neat mesa]

E

[mild sparrow]

whats wrong buddy 😔

[tawdry apex]

nothing buddy 😞 just busy alllll the time

my maliketh hoodie just got here tho so now everything is fine

[mild sparrow]

the black blade?

[tawdry apex]

yes

[mild sparrow]

he wore a hoodie?

[shrewd sonnet]

Bing bong

[drowsy mason]

Your lie in April

[tawdry apex]

i am just about to watch this again wtf

[tawdry apex]

no i have a hoodie w him on it

[drowsy mason]

Im in ur walls

[tawdry apex]

come out im ovulating

[drowsy mason]

Dude i WISH i could send a gif here i have the PERFECT response to this😭😭 (im coming NOW)

[tawdry apex]

send it in dms 😭

[rugged quail]

im in my chud era

eating that kfc and pizza

[mild sparrow]

wings and pizza is a pretty chuddy combo

[rugged quail]

what can i say

thin crust pizza is the way to go

[valid oar]

Haven’t been in this server for years bro

[hallow vigil]

Less gluten

[sly wigeon]

gluten free crust exists doesn't it?

[drowsy mason]

Super mario galaxy was peak

[jade gate]

Hey does anyone want to feature on a song I’m making?

The name is Caged and I need a female vocalist

HMU here if anyone is interested

Anyone, not specifically a female

[stuck harness]

Just had a dream where i was getting my shit kicked in on overwatch

[stuck harness]

NO TURNIN BACK NOWWWWW

fuck me

cant ype

TYPE

lying my way from YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

nah spotify man how you gonna go from linkin park to drum n bass

💔

[azure talon]

saved

[drowsy mason]

Ref book him

[knotty turret]

I've been here since the dark ages how do i not have a role ?

[small garnet]

good question

mainly cuz the only roles are levels

[stuck harness]

So hungry

Errghh

Time to cook up some absolute BULLLLLLLSHIT

[mild sparrow]

good morning sunshine. the earth says hello

[stuck harness]

woah now

HEY MR RAAAAGERRRR

[stuck harness]

I wish ovens didn't take 73 business days to heat up

I'm hungry NYEOW

[tawdry apex]

why do i have to be awake so early

5:30am to 2pm!!! 🙏🙏🙏

YAY!!!

[mild sparrow]

✊ 😔

[tawdry apex]

thanks kid

always there to offer your support

[mild sparrow]

welcome girlie 💅

[keen pewter]

Hi

[mild sparrow]

hey Jon

[tawdry apex]

HI JONATHAN

[strong gale]

jonnn

[keen pewter]

Hows it going 👋👋

God i feel so ancient when using emojis but they have become an integral part of my texting routine

[empty sky]

Good rising day peoplesss

[drowsy mason]

[tawdry apex]

meow

[keen pewter]

🩴

[tawdry apex]

not cool pal

[pastel wedge]

👋💖😢

[rocky lynx]

Emoji are so important 🙏

[keen pewter]

Thanks 😎

[keen pewter]

HELLO babygirl

[keen pewter]

U get it 😔💪

[drowsy mason]

Dih

[grand cedar]

[desert torrent]

guys

[crisp furnace]

hii

[knotty bear]

mf died man, sad

[rocky summit]

Reporting you

[shrewd sonnet]

Hello chat

[torn crater]

Happy Easter everyoneeeeee🤍

[soft raptor]

Happy Easter!!

[stuck harness]

just had a squad game last 1hr and 20 mins and we LOST 😭

end my baka life

[gritty charm]

Hello

[hallow vigil]

Sucks to suck bitch

[rugged quail]

big chungus

[stuck harness]

I'll fucking wallop you pal don't start

Left right goodnight

👊

[hallow vigil]

I'd like to see you try. I'm fucking massive

[rugged quail]

u wouldnt even qualify for featherweight

[hallow vigil]

I just googled it. I hate to say you're correct. Apparently I'm flyweight

[stuck harness]

yeah you'd batter me rn tbf

i just did legs i feel weak

my soul has left my body

[hallow vigil]

Do more squats. Don't be a bitch

[stuck harness]

hack squats

genuinely humbling

[hallow vigil]

I fear using the machines at the gym. Have you considered also not bothering?

[stuck harness]

aye thats what i usually do

but i made a filthy scran after i got home so im happy i went

[hallow vigil]

What did you make?

[stuck harness]

loaded fries i guess

just chucked some chips in the air fryer and a bit of leftover mince i had in the fridge

bit of cheese and some sauce

[hallow vigil]

Anything with potatoes is a good meal

[stuck harness]

tomorrow im gonna make

the same thing prolly idk

i dont have any more mince or cheese

need to go shops

i should make a pasta of some kind its been a while

[hallow vigil]

I'm jealous

[stuck harness]

trying to eat relatively healthy ish before i go back to work this week

cause i know im gonna be too tired to cook later on

[hallow vigil]

You had time off over Easter?

[stuck harness]

long weekend

no work on friday to monday

and i also didnt work on thursday either

[hallow vigil]

Same here. The last thing I wanna do is go back to work tomorrow

[stuck harness]

i go back on wednesday

but then its only a few more days of it until my birthday

might take another long weekend icl

😭

[hallow vigil]

You turning 37?

[stuck harness]

god imagine

37 and still on discord

[mild sparrow]

*67

[stuck harness]

nah 23

[hallow vigil]

Ugh youth

[stuck harness]

going to a football game the day before

then bender over the weekend perhaps

[hallow vigil]

Going out to the gay clubs?

[stuck harness]

yeah man me and mainul

🥀

[hallow vigil]

People will be all over his tits

[stuck harness]

probably

might just go out for dinner for my birthday tbh

not have a crazy one

[hallow vigil]

I hope not by yourself

[valid oar]

what’s up chat

[stuck harness]

we'll see half my friends arent even in the country rn

[hallow vigil]

Are they running away from you?

[stuck harness]

nah they did invite us tbf but i originally had other plans for around my bday so i couldnt go with

plus its expensive asl

not tryna be BROKE

[valid oar]

I just go get sushi for my bday most of the time and I’m cool w that

[stuck harness]

see now that sounds divine but my gargantuan ass gets sushi like every 4 days it feels like

actually you know what

[valid oar]

Bro thats so much sodium

[stuck harness]

there is a nice seafood boil place that i could go to

for lunch

[valid oar]

I’m gonna drop my paycheck on a seafood boil one day

[stuck harness]

do it

its so good

[valid oar]

I know how to cook em myself

[stuck harness]

they give you gloves and shit when you go

its SERIOUS

[valid oar]

If only I didn’t live in a small apartment

:(

Hibachi is good too if you’ve had it

[stuck harness]

YESSS

i had hibachi the first time i went to the US

[valid oar]

It’s so cool they cook it in front of you, put on a lil show, then you eat

[stuck harness]

mate

its so good

[valid oar]

where you from?

[stuck harness]

aus

[valid oar]

Ah yeah forgot I was in the fitz discord for a second

I’m from America

Shits got expensive here

[hallow vigil]

Shits expensive everywhere now pal

[fickle belfry]

pal

[proud nebula]

damn this server used to pop off

[tawdry apex]

sleeping in feels so good

i forgot what it was like to sleep...

[mild sparrow]

[short kraken]

I cant forget my dreams marie it won't let me forget

[mild sparrow]

i dreamed a dream in time gone by

[tawdry apex]

[jovial stirrup]

@tawdry apex bruh

[tawdry apex]

omg kyleeee

[jaunty ferry]

Omgggg

[jovial stirrup]

meow

[serene nebula]

Yo does anyone wanna buy my fat ass McDonalds?

[drowsy mason]

Nah

[gusty fulcrum]

get a job!

[serene nebula]

I’m waiting for payday

[shrewd aspen]

Is server promotion allowed?

[stuck harness]

BLEGGGH

[tawdry apex]

naur

[outer cobalt]

hi chat

mwah

[stuck harness]

Hungry

So hungry I could eat a...

🐴

[drowsy mason]

Could eat an ass

[proud glen]

Take me back to the ye concert 🦈

[stuck harness]

Trying to navigate my local shopping centres car park at lunch time is genuinely what it must've felt like during D-Day

Do these people not have JOBS

Go home

[tall olive]

@stuck harness

shut up

[reef jasper]

Which phone should I buy for my next phone upgrade?

[drowsy mason]

iPhone 11

[reef jasper]

Nope

Because currently I have iPhone 15 and I want new phone in the future

[drowsy mason]

iPhone 8

[reef jasper]

Again no

[full violet]

The Iphone SE GEN 1

aka dogshit

[reef jasper]

I had that phone in 2015 -2017

[drowsy mason]

iPhone x

[reef jasper]

I had that in 2022-2025

[full violet]

i had that phone from my sophomore year of high school to the end of my senior year of high school. Keep in mind, I am 19 years old and in my 2nd semester of college

so basically from 2022-2025

[reef jasper]

I had iPhone 7 in 2017-2022

[reef jasper]

What are you talking about debate lost

[stuck harness]

charlie kirk lost the debate because he got shot

[reef jasper]

Charlie Kirk that was last year

[tawdry apex]

charlie kirk was sooooo last year 🙄

[mild sparrow]

i do not wish to go back to work

[lusty ocean]

borrow 500k from bank and disappear

[lusty ocean]

the guard shot him

or the mic exploded and shrapnel piereced his little neck

the bullets and casings to the alleged shooter dont match

got silenced for speaking too much truth

it was mostly bullshit but some stuff was not meant to be said

[tame canopy]

Ive learned to do Mongolian throat singing

[tawdry apex]

HAAAA

i have an interview tomorrow for shift lead. i will not be getting it.

😭

[tawdry apex]

DOOOONT CARE... WHERE'S RICK

[zenith vapor]

hey man thats not very nice I am just gonna say no one cares about you either

[tawdry apex]

OH NOOOOO9

[zenith vapor]

yes oh no

[tawdry apex]

my feelings are incredibly hurt.

siiiighhhh

[zenith vapor]

yeah they are

you just are trying to hide it

[tawdry apex]

i'm alive and breathing

[zenith vapor]

yeah so is everyone

[tawdry apex]

not charlie kirk...

[zenith vapor]

ok

[stuck harness]

I just popped a perky 💔

[zenith vapor]

nice

[tawdry apex]

happy perc day!!!

[stuck harness]

too tired to piss

Too full of piss to keep scrolling reels

[zenith vapor]

go to sleep

[stuck harness]

It's 6:46pm I've still gotta cook dinner brochacho

[zenith vapor]

then cook dinner

[stuck harness]

Cant

Need to pee

[zenith vapor]

why not?

then pee

[stuck harness]

Cant

[zenith vapor]

well I gave you a solution so you gotta figure out this one of your own

[stuck harness]

Figure deez

Holy shit my ears are ringing

[zenith vapor]

deez?

god might be trying to contact you

[stuck harness]

Yes he is saying

Wepsi get back on your pc

[zenith vapor]

you better listen

[stuck harness]

Can't

Legs sore

Pc too far

[zenith vapor]

well he gave you free will so

thats on you

[stuck harness]

Nah

[zenith vapor]

denial is the first stage of grief

[stuck harness]

Denial is a river in Egypt

🤣

Gotem

[zenith vapor]

are you 2 years old?

[stuck harness]

Can we not talk about my age rn pls

[zenith vapor]

it was an expression

[stuck harness]

Sensitive topic for the next week

I'll kill myself

[zenith vapor]

I do not intend to get sensitive with you

and I do intend to make you do that

not

[stuck harness]

WHAT

[zenith vapor]

can you hear the previous?

read

[stuck harness]

Nope 🙅‍♂️

[zenith vapor]

ok

not my issue you can't read

[stuck harness]

I know you are but what am I!!!!

Got his ass

[zenith vapor]

can you like understand what you are saying?

or are you just trying to appear cool?

I think its the contrary

[stuck harness]

I'm TRYING not to piss myself actually lad

[zenith vapor]

you brought up this problem so theres not need to bring it up again

[stuck harness]

Six seven

🤷

[zenith vapor]

that number is designed to get a reaction out of people

[stuck harness]

I like my cheese drippy bruh

[zenith vapor]

so is that

[stuck harness]

is he gone

I waited 3 whole minutes

[zenith vapor]

no

[stuck harness]

Fuck my chud life

[zenith vapor]

yeah join the club

[stuck harness]

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

[zenith vapor]

ok

[stuck harness]

Dinner is getting made guys

My excitement is through the roof

[lusty ocean]

wheres rick? oh, i don't care, rick has passed

dead, got made in to a human standwitch

[mild sparrow]

do you want it?

[mild sparrow]

genuinely pissing out my arse. thought youd all want to know

[dreamy fiber]

chur

[tawdry apex]

why is everyone so serious today...

yikers!!

[drowsy mason]

Buzzkills

[undone holly]

Zoinks

[stuck harness]

fortnite

[mild sparrow]

dead by daylight>

[tawdry apex]

no fr

so mean and rude for wut...

[mild sparrow]

ive spent the last hour looking in the pudding

still cant find the proof

[drowsy mason]

Now kiss me

[tawdry apex]

pucker up

[mild sparrow]

get a room please guys

[drowsy mason]

No

We’re exhibitionists

[mild sparrow]

fine ill get my chair

[shrewd sonnet]

Hello chat

[toxic bloom]

Let’s go chat, pack it up

[outer cobalt]

Hihihi

[short kraken]

[keen pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/death-threats-death-threats-meme-death-threats-gif-holo-live-gif-24253534

[hallow vigil]

@tawdry apex I'm an awful cat mum

[drowsy mason]

Not surprised

[hallow vigil]

Bitch my cat jumped up as I turned on the hob and I've burnt half of his whiskers off 😭

[drowsy mason]

How does that even happen 😭

[hallow vigil]

I don't know but I feel so bad. Also luckily it just seems like it caught his whiskers. Might teach him a lesson to stop jumping up while in cooking

[drowsy mason]

Sounds like a dumb cat tbf

[hallow vigil]

Oh he is an idiot

[tawdry apex]

WHAT HAPPENED

[tawdry apex]

my cat got into a candle and did the same

they learn

[hallow vigil]

I FEEL SO BAD but they are idiots sometimes

It also stinks

Oh btw I have a question for @rugged quail would you rather date a gnome that everyone thinks is a really hot woman, but you only see a gnome? Or would you rather date three gnomes in a trench coat that you see as a hot woman, but everyone else sees as three gnomes?

You cannot date anyone else ever again btw. You're either known as a gnome fucker by others. Or you are a gnome fucker yourself.

[mild sparrow]

three gnomes

[hallow vigil]

You wanna be known as a trio gnome fucker?

[mild sparrow]

yeah

thats really similar to a question i got asked at work

[rugged quail]

three gnomes

what if the three gnomes in a trench coat looks like dua lipa

[hallow vigil]

She could. But at the end of the day in both situations you're just fucking gnomes. But instead of one, dua lipa is three gnomes

[mild sparrow]

do you know theyre gnomes when your shagging

[rugged quail]

i mean i see them as dua lipas so who cares

[mild sparrow]

yeah but if shes got a gnome cock

its like the age old question. would you rather be made love to by a gorilla or hate fucked by a squirrell

[hallow vigil]

If it's the three gnomes then no. But everyone else knows you're fucking three gnomes. If they were to watch they'd see gnomes. Sat round the dinner table with your family. Your mum knows she's chatting to gnomes

[mild sparrow]

my mum might like gnomes

[hallow vigil]

Could I be hate fucked by the gorilla?

[mild sparrow]

normal people dont choose that

[hallow vigil]

I'm just asking if it's a possibility

[mild sparrow]

no

the question implies you want as little sex with either as possible

[hallow vigil]

Mmmm, still the gorilla. I feel liked you'd end up all scratched up if it was an angry squirrel

[tropic dawn]

.

[hallow vigil]

Then possibly diseased

[mild sparrow]

average gorilla penis is 3-6cm

so quite big

[hallow vigil]

Yeah that's massive buddy

[mild sparrow]

@rugged quail gorilla or squirrell

[rugged quail]

gorilla if its the human sized ones

but i aint dealing with king kong

[mild sparrow]

i think king kong would kill you

unless you wore the dress like in the movie

i felt bad when he dird

died

[ancient hawk]

👉 👈

[gray sun]

placement in a month and i’m scared of where they’re gonna ship me off to 🫠

[shrewd sonnet]

Bing bong

[short kraken]

Stinky poo

[proud glen]

[bleak fjord]

I hate some old people

[stuck harness]

Why did I chug so much water before work

[tawdry apex]

more time to piss on the clock later

[grand cedar]

[stuck harness]

That would be nice if I wasn't team leading...

[short kraken]

Shhhh

[proud glen]

highs and lows

[half oriole]

Holy dead wtf

its been years i didnt realize this place just

[stuck harness]

I PUT YOU THROUGH A LOT I KNOOWWWW

[proud glen]

STILL YOU NEVER LET ME GOOOO

[stuck harness]

Guys

[ancient hawk]

🖐️

[shrewd sonnet]

Meep

[small lava]

kaboom

[stuck harness]

Guys at some point during the course of the day my belt has flipped on itself and I don't know how

Did I put my belt on backwards

[small lava]

magic

[stuck harness]

Kaboom... kablow

Kaboom...

[errant dawn]

u overweight ?

[toxic bloom]

Kinda got that smelly smell in here

Ya know

The one that’s smelly

[stuck harness]

No

Well

I am quite heavy at the minute

[rugged quail]

did u hit 90

[stuck harness]

Yes

This morning I was just below because I'm tryna be like 85 again

[jovial stirrup]

bruh

i need to lock in i want that level 100 before i leave this place again