general

[tawdry apex]

thats questionable

im an individual of sorts

[hallow vigil]

Your fine as hell

[rugged quail]

an entity

[tawdry apex]

im slenderman

[tawdry apex]

says you..

[hallow vigil]

I peaked at like age 22, it's all downhill from there

[tawdry apex]

im 22

[rugged quail]

this is so true

[tawdry apex]

should i be frightened

[hallow vigil]

Good luck

[tawdry apex]

they're gonna put me in the soup aren't they.

[rugged quail]

i’m 22 and i am feeling it

[tawdry apex]

mainul

respectfully

shut ur fuckin mouth

[hallow vigil]

Are you not 23

[rugged quail]

no

[rugged quail]

wdym

[hallow vigil]

How do I never know your age

IM 24

[tawdry apex]

mainul ur gorgeous

[hallow vigil]

I could've sworn we were closer in age

[tawdry apex]

you'll be okay

i promise

[hallow vigil]

Why am I so old

[rugged quail]

i just have a good skincare routine 💅

[tawdry apex]

and good hair

you aint balding

[hallow vigil]

His nice bowl cut

[tawdry apex]

HAHA

[drowsy mason]

Marie is what the true eve is guys

[tawdry apex]

a beautiful bowl cut

[hallow vigil]

The only part of main I've seen is his foot

[stuck juniper]

unc

[rugged quail]

WHAT

[hallow vigil]

NO

[hallow vigil]

Fact

[tawdry apex]

mainul u were putting the dogs out dude

[rugged quail]

i only show my boobs not feet guys

[tawdry apex]

u gotta be my adam then bro

[drowsy mason]

We are.

[tawdry apex]

HAHA

[hallow vigil]

You sent me a picture of your chicken. I could see your toes.

[hallow vigil]

I think it should be normal for women to go topless like men in summer. For no reason in particular. I HATE boobs

[rugged quail]

focus on the chicken mf not my toes

[hallow vigil]

[tawdry apex]

it's legal where i'm moving

HAHAH

[hallow vigil]

You look like you have small feet

[hallow vigil]

Haha haha, can I visit?

[rugged quail]

i’m like a size 9.5 in uk

[tawdry apex]

i'm shy we could do it in private maybe...

[rugged quail]

avg?

[tawdry apex]

you get it for free but.. everyone else has to pay some money..

[hallow vigil]

How could I say no to that

[tawdry apex]

fantastic news

[hallow vigil]

I'm so sad Tom has smaller legs than me but bigger feet. I WANNA SHARE SHOES

[stuck harness]

I'm size 11.5 in rock climbing shoes

[rugged quail]

bro nobody wants to go rock climbing with me

[hallow vigil]

I'd go but only to see you fall

[stuck harness]

It's fun but I lowkey need to improve my grip strength that shit weak as hell

[tawdry apex]

im size 5.5 in uk size

[hallow vigil]

Clearly not been with enough men. Get yourself out there!

I'm a 4

[tawdry apex]

in womens

i'm a tall lady

[rugged quail]

how? u r so tall 😭

[hallow vigil]

How tall are you?

[tawdry apex]

i have freakishly small feet

170cm

[stuck juniper]

im a 13.5

im lowkey a clown

[rugged quail]

why do u keep shrinking

[tawdry apex]

dude

[hallow vigil]

God you're only making yourself even hotter to me

[tawdry apex]

im like

[rugged quail]

what happened to being 5’10

[tawdry apex]

bordering on 5'8

ur thinking of alex

[rugged quail]

nah i remember u getting fact checked at the hospital and crashing out

[tawdry apex]

HAHAAH

LITERALLY

[hallow vigil]

I'm 5'5 so like a good kissing distance between us

[drowsy mason]

I thought marie was 5’10

[tawdry apex]

that's perfect

[drowsy mason]

I was deceived

[hallow vigil]

You strike me as a 5'3 kinda guy

[drowsy mason]

Just bomb my entire family atp

[tawdry apex]

GUYS

i swear

i told yall

im still lebron guys

dont worry

[rugged quail]

nah she is shrinking

by 28 she will be 5’4

[hallow vigil]

Look I have compared you to an ATTRACTIVE MAN and said you were short. It could be worse

[tawdry apex]

its the old age

my posture lowkey

[rugged quail]

3 days of shitty sleep and i already have alzheimer’s

[tawdry apex]

shouldve had the chiropractor man give me an alignment

[stuck harness]

They're in the walls they're in the walls

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

[soft raptor]

[hallow vigil]

I went to the chiropractor and he was showing me how to stretch. Stood behind me and pulled my ass into him.

I'm not a fan of the chiropractor

[tawdry apex]

he needs to die lowkey

not even lowkey

i have an unregistered firearm

[rugged quail]

why is the kebab man here ma

[tawdry apex]

tbf i was on a date w this guy and he offered and i was like... ermm.. no thanks..

got nervous

cause what if he fucks my shit up

[rugged quail]

isn’t the whole chiropractor thing a scam

[hallow vigil]

To be your chiropractor?

[tawdry apex]

no no, a guy i went on a date with that IS a chiropractor

[hallow vigil]

OH

[soft raptor]

I had a guy try to get me to his personal gym when I was working out at the gym. It was weird.

[hallow vigil]

I'd take that offer, sessions are expensive

[rugged quail]

^^^

[tawdry apex]

i was scared he'd break my spine

[drowsy mason]

Attractive man in question is smii7y

[soft raptor]

My hubby is SO good at massages

[drowsy mason]

😭

[tawdry apex]

but i regret it everytime when i take a step and my hip pops out of place and wont go back in

😭

[hallow vigil]

Charge him for the honour

[rugged quail]

beat ur husband

[hallow vigil]

He's hot!!

I'd let smii7y eat me for dinner. In a nice way.

[tawdry apex]

in a polite and demur way

[hallow vigil]

Obviously

[rugged quail]

why smii7y tho 😭

[hallow vigil]

He's just who I think he'd resemble

[stuck juniper]

@twin silo its all lined up

[drowsy mason]

Pushing me to do a face reveal

[hallow vigil]

But like. I wouldn't let you eat me for dinner, no offence

[drowsy mason]

None taken

Erm

[rugged quail]

i don’t think you’d make a good steak mais

not very a5 wagyu

[hallow vigil]

I mean technically I wouldn't let smii7y either. You gotta go for actual dinner with a man before you let him munch on dessert

[tawdry apex]

guys im fasting dont bring up food

[tawdry apex]

REAL

[stuck harness]

What rhef cuk

That's not what I

[hallow vigil]

No woman wants to be a steak main

[stuck harness]

Clicked

Fucking discord mobile

Kurwa

[hallow vigil]

On the off chance he'd see this. I'd be getting blocked. And I respect that.

[tawdry apex]

tummy lowkey hurts

[drowsy mason]

Mb

[hallow vigil]

Girl eat

[tawdry apex]

HAHA

dude i just do not have an appetite

idk why

[rugged quail]

u should start eating like me

[hallow vigil]

What? A lot?

[tawdry apex]

are you gonna cook me stuff

[rugged quail]

i had 2 double patty burgers with extra bacon

[tawdry apex]

YUMMY

[hallow vigil]

I thought you were on a health kick main?

[drowsy mason]

He’s a fat chud

[tawdry apex]

he's bulking

[rugged quail]

i mean

how can i say no to free burgers

[hallow vigil]

Good point

[tawdry apex]

sleepy tired

[hallow vigil]

Main your pfp is upsetting me. Please change it to a pfp to make me laugh

[rugged quail]

i shouldn’t be friends with this guy he keeps giving me free burgers bc he owns the place

[stuck harness]

Alexa play turn my swag on by soulja boy

[rugged quail]

punch has made many new friends recently!

[hallow vigil]

It's still SO SAD

[stuck harness]

I need to become mates with my local boss man so he gives me free kebabs

[jaunty ferry]

Yes that’s a no😂😂😂

[rugged quail]

i saw him play with other baby monkeys recently they are chill now

[tawdry apex]

DEVONNN

[hallow vigil]

Uhhhh I've gotta drive to the station in a min

[tawdry apex]

ill miss you

[jaunty ferry]

HELLO!!!

[tawdry apex]

HELLOOO

[hallow vigil]

Miss you too sexy, don't be a stranger

[rugged quail]

i need to go to aus to try halal snack pack

[rugged quail]

bye

[jaunty ferry]

What are YOU doinggggggg rhfuyyqhwbdoco

[stuck harness]

ITS GOOD

[rugged quail]

see you when you are 26

[hallow vigil]

Suck it bowl cut

[stuck harness]

VERY HALAL

ALLAH APPROVES

[hallow vigil]

IM NOT EVEN 25 yet

[tawdry apex]

sleepy tired hru!

[rugged quail]

you’d be jealous if u saw my hair

(going bald in 5 days)

[drowsy mason]

My hair rn is fabulous

[hallow vigil]

I love my hair so no I would not

[jaunty ferry]

I’m super sleepy too. Didn’t sleep well, almost off work though

[jaunty ferry]

W

[tawdry apex]

i work a 10:30am to a 7:30pm tomorrow

in the trenches

[rugged quail]

not for long old lady

[stuck harness]

If my license actually gets suspended I genuinely might just go live in uzbekistan for like 3 months chat

[rugged quail]

is melbourne better than sydney

[tawdry apex]

cost of living is

[jaunty ferry]

That sounds horrible. I’m so sorry

[tawdry apex]

and the trains are better as well

[rugged quail]

we should climb Everest in nepal

[stuck harness]

Weather and peoppe no city yes

[jaunty ferry]

I like trains

[stuck harness]

Well

[tawdry apex]

it is totally okay

[tawdry apex]

idk ive never been

just what i heard

[jaunty ferry]

Oh you get that money!

[rugged quail]

perth looks so empty

i ain’t going there

[stuck harness]

Sydney trains are 2 stories and have seats that move

[jaunty ferry]

Going to drive home now bye bye

[tawdry apex]

that sounds horrifying

[tawdry apex]

BYEBYE

[hallow vigil]

I was gonna change my pfp to show how long my hair was but I have NO PHOTOS

[tawdry apex]

my hair almost down to my butt now

a year more and it'll be there

[hallow vigil]

Okay mine was not that long, but I do miss it because I've had it chopped short

[rugged quail]

i kinda miss my long hair but holy shit it took so much effort

[tawdry apex]

ive been restraining myself

i want to cut it

but i know i'll miss it

[drowsy mason]

Mine is like

Mid-lower neck

Length

[rugged quail]

i had curls reaching my neck

[tawdry apex]

i just get mine trimmed and layered

[drowsy mason]

I have curls now😛

[tawdry apex]

jealous

[rugged quail]

then i said fuck it and became british

[tawdry apex]

i like the look of curls but i know theyre so hard to maintain

[hallow vigil]

Don't cut it

God I regret it

[tawdry apex]

i wont

ive been strong

[rugged quail]

7 step process to avoid frizz

[stuck harness]

Week 4 of not cutting my hair until my team wins ONE game

[hallow vigil]

Look she was so beautiful and long

[hallow vigil]

I hate that guy

[stuck harness]

He looks like a paint brush

[hallow vigil]

Okay now I actually gotta go. Bye friends and bowl cut

[stuck harness]

Inna bit lad

[tawdry apex]

byebye maisss

[tawdry apex]

i already do skincare i couldnt do hair too

[rugged quail]

🇮🇶

[stuck harness]

Do u like my banner

Banana hotdog

[rugged quail]

looks like a great pre workout

[rugged quail]

takes like 2 hrs to dry aswell

[tawdry apex]

ergh

mine does too now just cause it's so long

[rugged quail]

i lwk looked like a chud too so i had to cut it off

[tawdry apex]

i look like a chud regardless of what i do

forever a chud

[rugged quail]

same twin

[tawdry apex]

untrue

[stuck harness]

One more haircut and then it's growing until after winter 🙏

I'm putting my foot down

[short kraken]

September 13th

It approaches

[stuck harness]

?????

Mods

Im scared

[gusty fulcrum]

my culture is not your costume

[stuck harness]

Guys mainul said not to get a haircut should I listen

[gusty fulcrum]

buzz it

[hallow vigil]

I'm sat at the station and the train is delayed

[hallow vigil]

He's got a crap haircut I wouldn't listen

[rugged quail]

SHUT UP

[hallow vigil]

YOU CANT HIDE FROM THE TRUTH

[stuck harness]

Oh okay

High skin fade it is then!!!

[hallow vigil]

someone left a bottle of vinegar in my car now IT STINKS

[rugged quail]

i have a mod cut so ig that’s like 1/3rd bowl cut

[gusty fulcrum]

like oasis mod

or modern mod

[stuck harness]

I SAID MAYBEEEE

[rugged quail]

modern messy mod

[hallow vigil]

Shave a lizard into your head

[gusty fulcrum]

shave the star of david into the back of your skull

you'll get big rep from big netenyahu

[rugged quail]

jai u r australian

[hallow vigil]

How about shave your own name backwards into your head. You'll be reminded in the mirror

[rugged quail]

where’s ur mullet

[hallow vigil]

A modern mullet is nice

[stuck harness]

I think I could pull off a mullet tbf

I'm just scared

[rugged quail]

na for 2026 we are not shaving the sides

[hallow vigil]

You know if you don't like it you could cut it

[stuck harness]

Truth

[hallow vigil]

Buzz it, dye it blonde, go for the male breakdown look

[gusty fulcrum]

the worse thing that can happen is you start wearing a hat

[stuck harness]

I'll start wearing bucket hats

Looks like I'm going to a rave

Or a festival

[rugged quail]

start wearing beanies

[stuck harness]

Nah I'm not a beanie guy I've tried

[rugged quail]

and say you’re into crypto

[gusty fulcrum]

just go for the I sit in my room all day and smoke an ounce a day look

[hallow vigil]

Could always try a beret

Don't see many of those

[gusty fulcrum]

nah

trillby is the move

[rugged quail]

i’d look more twinkish with a beret

[hallow vigil]

No then people think you're trying too hard to be that ghostly looking bloke

[hallow vigil]

Can a twink look even twinkier?

[stuck harness]

I'll start wearing the hats from peaky blinders

[rugged quail]

yes

[rugged quail]

the movie is gonna be so ass

[gusty fulcrum]

newsboy cap

[stuck harness]

I haven't even seen season 4 of the show yet

😭 😭

[rugged quail]

i just remember last season being ass

[hallow vigil]

They're making a movie?

[stuck harness]

Yep

And a sequel series no?

Or am I tripping

[hallow vigil]

Oooo let sinking ships die

Or whatever the saying is

[stuck harness]

Fr

Ah fuck sake man I need to go eat

Someone tell me what I should have

[rugged quail]

shawarma bowl

[stuck harness]

It's 10:30am I'll shit myself

[rugged quail]

big arch meal

[stuck harness]

I've got a big arch tbf

[gusty fulcrum]

proof

[rugged quail]

can’t believe i accidentally ripped out my only piercing

[tawdry apex]

HA

i say with my tongue piercing that falls out randomly

(i play with it too much)

[stuck harness]

Wait f1 this weekend

Omg

JOY

Please be at a reasonable time

6PM ON SUNDAY!!@@@@

[eager grail]

it’s on while i’m at work

[stuck harness]

I mean it's your home country surely you can just call out and go to the races in person?

[eager grail]

[stuck harness]

Get it koko

Because you're...

Get it?

🤣

[eager grail]

i get it perfectly fine jai! THANK YOU

[stuck harness]

You're welcome lad

Ni hao innit

[hallow vigil]

I'm sorry you had a piercing?

[short kraken]

Konichiwagwan

[rugged quail]

yeah just a lobe piercing

before it got stuck in my blanket and i ripped it out in my sleep 🥲

[proud sandal]

my condolences

[hallow vigil]

Oh that's boring

Thought it would've been a Prince Albert

You seem like the type

[rugged quail]

i shall get it repierced when it fully heals

[hallow vigil]

Do it

Get your nose done while your at it

[rugged quail]

do u imagine me as some sort of 5’4 alt guy with weird piercings and a bowl cut

[stuck harness]

Yes

[proud sandal]

yes

[rugged quail]

WHY R U SAYING YES

[hallow vigil]

Not alt, just a weird guy with a bowl cut. Maybe two piercings

[rugged quail]

i look like atomic boy sometimes

astro boy? idk

[hallow vigil]

Just more Asian

[rugged quail]

this is beyond rude

i’m just a henley wearing performative guy with his matcha

[hallow vigil]

Definitely not

Everyone agreed with what you said first

[gusty fulcrum]

I'm a henley wearing skinhead with his black coffee

[rugged quail]

i switched to iced americano

life changing

[rugged quail]

hate on me all you want but i got d cups

[hallow vigil]

Coffee gives me the shits

[proud sandal]

weak

[hallow vigil]

That's selfish

[rugged quail]

grown naturally from gmo chicken and seed oils

[hallow vigil]

Aren't you lactose intolerant?

[proud sandal]

no

technically

[gusty fulcrum]

stop lying

[eager grail]

you remind me of someone from work

[hallow vigil]

Now who is weak

[eager grail]

are you secretly scottish main

[gusty fulcrum]

awooku

[rugged quail]

i could be

[gusty fulcrum]

wheres my levels

[proud sandal]

[rugged quail]

if you know any scottish person with a caramel skin tone that’s me!

[hallow vigil]

Dw milk also makes me shit. And too much gluten makes me sick. And I feel like I can't digest eggs. I get egg heavy

[rugged quail]

this is why you became vegan

good for you

[hallow vigil]

I'm not vegan

[eager grail]

no.. you couldn’t be

[gusty fulcrum]

main doesn't work

[rugged quail]

true

[eager grail]

oh yeah!

[rugged quail]

my job is dilly dallying

i might be homeless soon but it’s fun

[hallow vigil]

Main do you have a job?

[eager grail]

this made you sound just like him tho

[hallow vigil]

I feel like you'd be a good postman

[stuck harness]

KILL JOHN LENNON

[rugged quail]

no

[drowsy mason]

Unemployment

[hallow vigil]

Maybe become a postman

[stuck harness]

Postman pat postman pat

[gusty fulcrum]

send me pics of your hairy toes

[stuck harness]

Postman pat and his black and white cat

Early in the morning

Just as day is dawning

[proud sandal]

i have a royal mail shirt somewhere

[hallow vigil]

Why?

[rugged quail]

do u rely on ur instincts often

[stuck harness]

MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD

[proud sandal]

fun

it was gifted to me

[stuck harness]

DING DONG THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD

[eager grail]

main could be the evri guy

[hallow vigil]

Too much. Why?

[proud sandal]

"this doesen't fit me anymore do you want it?"
"uh yeah duh"

[rugged quail]

i feel like you shouldn’t

[hallow vigil]

I'm not for any of that hocus pocus stuff but I do believe in a gut feeling

[rugged quail]

i’d be a great private chef

[stuck harness]

Who's that

[hallow vigil]

Why not

[stuck harness]

Looks like a nice fella

[rugged quail]

i should lwk go to culinary school in france

[eager grail]

some idiot idfk

[stuck harness]

RIGHT

[stuck harness]

MODS

[rugged quail]

get spit on to experience the culture

[stuck harness]

MODS KILL KOKO

[proud sandal]

ill think about it

[eager grail]

hey now

[rugged quail]

bc it’s prob always wrong

[eager grail]

let’s all be friends!

[proud sandal]

no

[stuck harness]

I'm bored

[rugged quail]

but who’s evri

[eager grail]

hi bored i’m koko

[hallow vigil]

So no postman?

[eager grail]

hahaha!

[stuck harness]

I'm gonna poke you on facebook

[proud sandal]

diabolical

[eager grail]

dodgy delivery service

[rugged quail]

no

[eager grail]

fuck you

[hallow vigil]

Evri sucks balls

[stuck harness]

Get poked idiot

[hallow vigil]

Have you considered you should follow my gut?

[eager grail]

i’m um poking you back!

[rugged quail]

i don’t think u have a healthy gut

[rugged quail]

can’t event digest milk

[hallow vigil]

True

I'm having garlic doughballs at midnight after having the shits all day, so it's no wonder really

[stuck harness]

Wonderman

By tinie tempah

[proud sandal]

i miss garlic bread

[rugged quail]

me too

[hallow vigil]

Eat some them

[stuck harness]

Some fucking spastic just poked me on facebook

@eager grail blocked

[proud sandal]

this is a challenge

[hallow vigil]

You have each other on Facebook? Are you a divorced 50 year old?

[eager grail]

you started it mate

[stuck harness]

We went to the same school tbf

[hallow vigil]

That makes more sense

[proud sandal]

my friends exclusively communicate on facebook messenger

[hallow vigil]

God I'd jump off a cliff if a schoolmate was on here

[stuck harness]

I've also got like 7 people from here on facebook

[hallow vigil]

Well you are old

[stuck harness]

And also I'm lying out my ass I've never met koko in my life

[proud sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/abe-simpson-abe-simpson-cloud-yelling-cloud-angry-gif-12558964

[eager grail]

id kms if i went to the same school as you

[rugged quail]

i only have sandwich bread

[hallow vigil]

Do you not use insta instead? I have quite a few on here on insta

[stuck harness]

YER STICKS NOT EVEN TOUCHIN THE GROUND MAN

[stuck harness]

I've got people from here on every social media imaginable

[proud sandal]

whats ur email

[stuck harness]

Guys hop on kik

[proud sandal]

🤮

[hallow vigil]

Give me your bbm pin

[proud sandal]

hey whats ur msn

[eager grail]

he harasses everyone i wouldn’t share any socials with him

[stuck harness]

???? I do not

[hallow vigil]

I'm pretty sure my insta is on my discord profile

[stuck harness]

You've come up in my recommended a few times tbf

[hallow vigil]

But you don't wanna follow me woooow

[proud sandal]

rude

[stuck harness]

Mate we've interacted aside from today about 3 times 😭

[hallow vigil]

Good point

[eager grail]

you’re super pretty

[stuck harness]

Oh here we go

that was supposed to send before koko finished typed

TypING

[hallow vigil]

Oh girl 🤭 I'll take you on a concert date

[rugged quail]

i use whatsapp only to talk to my dad

[stuck harness]

You have a dad?

[hallow vigil]

What's ur dad's WhatsApp?

[stuck harness]

Must be nice

[rugged quail]

sometimes

[eager grail]

hehe

[stuck harness]

Does Ur dad also have a bowl cut

[rugged quail]

if i didn’t id be on the streets rn

[hallow vigil]

Postmen like being on the streets

[rugged quail]

what’s ur mums ig

[eager grail]

my local royal mail guy blasts kpop as he goes round the doors

[stuck harness]

Who up watching In the Night Garden

[hallow vigil]

Maybe it's his dream to be an idol

[rugged quail]

only would become a postman to complete my steps

[crystal basin]

goated show omg

[stuck harness]

Fever dream tho aye

[eager grail]

you ever wanted to eat makka pakka’s stones

[crystal basin]

yes

[proud sandal]

no links for u

[eager grail]

or soap

[stuck harness]

sometimes

[rugged quail]

just got an ace in cs why im so handsome and awesome and goated

[hallow vigil]

I wanted to eat makka pakka

[eager grail]

whatever it was

[eager grail]

that’s fair

[crystal basin]

it was a gif 💔

[proud sandal]

illegal

[stuck harness]

Which one you guys riding on

[crystal basin]

mb mb

[stuck harness]

The ninky nonk or the other one

[eager grail]

excuse me?

[stuck harness]

What's it called

[eager grail]

oh

[crystal basin]

the pinky pink

ponk

[stuck harness]

Pinky ponk

Yeah

[rugged quail]

that is not a real dish

[stuck harness]

Personally I'm a ninky nonk man

[crystal basin]

the big balloon people scared me

the ones that would show up in the end credits

[stuck harness]

ROAAAREHHH THE RACING CARRRRR

[crystal basin]

real real

yess

[stuck harness]

ROAAAREHHH ME NUMBA ONE STARR

[hallow vigil]

He will be when he's roasted and served on a makka platter

[eager grail]

was all your cartoons australian dubbed

[stuck harness]

No

I hated Aussie cartoons

The accent pissed me off

[crystal basin]

they do that? 😭

[stuck harness]

😭

[stuck harness]

No

[eager grail]

yeah your accent does piss me off

[proud sandal]

so true

[stuck harness]

Fairs

So performative aye there's NO WAY we sound like that

[rugged quail]

first self aware australian

[proud sandal]

this is truly the moment of all time

[crystal basin]

at least it sounds better than british 💔

[stuck harness]

Nah

[eager grail]

no i get the same way about scottish accents too, especially in movies

[hallow vigil]

God I love an Australian accent

[crystal basin]

me too

[stuck harness]

MATE any time I hear my accent in a movie I'm just like

Shut up man go home

Why are you here

[proud sandal]

aussies sound like hillbilly brits to me

[crystal basin]

hillbilly 😭

[eager grail]

have you seen the movie ‘i swear’ they’re so putting on that scottish accent

[stuck harness]

I mean that's basically how the country was founded

[eager grail]

it’s awful

[crystal basin]

oh yeah it sounds too forced in that

[rugged quail]

aren’t all aussies hillbillies

[stuck harness]

Is that the one about tourrettes

[eager grail]

yeah

[hallow vigil]

A good voice/accent can make or break a person

[stuck harness]

I've seen clips

IVE GOT DRUGS IN ME JUMPERR

[proud sandal]

i will woo everyone with my totally real danish accent

[hallow vigil]

Imagine you start dating a Henry cavill looking man and he comes out with the voice of gypsy rose

[eager grail]

probably cause they’re from edinburgh, absolute losers

[crystal basin]

gypsy rose is wild 😭

[stuck harness]

Fr the only place worse than Edinburgh is probably glasgow

[eager grail]

hey! take that back

[stuck harness]

YER STICKS NOT EVEN TOUCHIN THE GROUND MAN

[hallow vigil]

Hey what's his face, the doctor who guy. People love his accent and he's Scottish

[rugged quail]

henry cavil but he sounds like a 14 year old boy forcing a deep vice

[stuck harness]

David tennant

[hallow vigil]

There's got to be a list of hottest accents

[proud sandal]

david tennant?

[hallow vigil]

Yeah that's it

[eager grail]

oh i love him

[tawdry apex]

💀

[hallow vigil]

I don't see it personally

I don't think he's attractive, seems like a decent bloke though

[eager grail]

nah yeah seems like a good guy

[hallow vigil]

Apparently the most attractive accent is kiwi

[stuck harness]

He's sound I've met him before

[stuck harness]

FUCK OFFFFFF

😭

[tawdry apex]

my mom likes his accent a little too much

[rugged quail]

dagestan accent

[eager grail]

seriously?

[stuck harness]

Oh yeh bru let's get some fush n chups ayee bru

[hallow vigil]

Did you ever speak to the guy that was friends with Aussie nic?

WHAT WAS HIS NAME

[tawdry apex]

dont mention him.

dont do it.

[rugged quail]

aaron?

[tawdry apex]

oh no

its done

[hallow vigil]

Aaron that was it!

[proud sandal]

[rugged quail]

not an awesome guy!

[tawdry apex]

if you know you know

[hallow vigil]

Look I don't know how he is as a person, what he looks like. But my god that guy could talk

[eager grail]

can’t say i’ve thought about that accent much

[hallow vigil]

That's the only example I've got

[drowsy mason]

Guys me and marie are getting married tomorrow evening ur all invited

[hallow vigil]

But now I'm curious what was wrong with him

[tawdry apex]

YAYAYAY

[tawdry apex]

i will dm u personally

[hallow vigil]

Yes maam

[proud sandal]

my memory is failing me

[hallow vigil]

Apparently the second sexiest accent is South African

[stuck harness]

WHAT

[proud sandal]

this is untrue

[eager grail]

nah

[stuck harness]

THATS EVEN WORSE

[hallow vigil]

3rd is Irish

[eager grail]

what’s your sources 😭

[stuck harness]

SOUTH AFRICAN IS JUST A SHIT KIWI ACCENT 💔

[hallow vigil]

Idk google

[proud sandal]

i believe irish

[eager grail]

irish i can agree

[drowsy mason]

Irish is horror

[proud sandal]

ur horror

[stuck harness]

4th is welsh guys!!

[eager grail]

[outer cobalt]

chat

[stuck harness]

Scotland didn't make the top 1000 sorry koko

[hallow vigil]

Scottish is 6th on the list I'm looking at

[eager grail]

YAY

[stuck harness]

FUCK

[eager grail]

shut up jai!

[proud sandal]

where is spanish, italian and french

[stuck harness]

Sleeping probably

[eager grail]

that didn’t make me laugh at all

[hallow vigil]

French just under Scottish

[stuck harness]

Liar

[rugged quail]

too many italians on tiktok and reels

[eager grail]

as they should be

[stuck harness]

IF IN DOUBT KICK EM OUT!!!

[rugged quail]

noOo not da spagate

[hallow vigil]

Italian 4th, 7th French, Spanish 8th

[proud sandal]

believeable

[eager grail]

italian 4th?!

[hallow vigil]

Canadian is 13th

[stuck harness]

What's 5th

[proud sandal]

fake

[hallow vigil]

5th is Aussie

[stuck harness]

YEAHHHH

[eager grail]

NO

[stuck harness]

@eager grail HOLDDDDD

[eager grail]

NO

[stuck harness]

SCOREBOARDDDDDD

[eager grail]

NO

[stuck harness]

L + RATIP

RATIO

[eager grail]

STOP

[rugged quail]

that’s why we should execute koko

[stuck harness]

LLLLL

Koko more like L

[eager grail]

THE LIST IS WRONG

[hallow vigil]

Queens English is 12th

Danish is 16th

[proud sandal]

should be 100th

[stuck harness]

#media

[rugged quail]

what is the worst accent

[hallow vigil]

This list only goes to 50th. Croatian is at 50

[stuck harness]

Wheres scouse

[hallow vigil]

32nd

[eager grail]

shouldn’t exist

[stuck harness]

What about geordie

[proud sandal]

who the fuck made this list

[hallow vigil]

Geordie is 41st

[stuck harness]

That's a fucking disgrace

Gotta be above scouse

[hallow vigil]

Yorkshire is 18th which I can get behind

Northern accents are hot

[stuck harness]

What about brummie

[hallow vigil]

Not on the list and not hot

[stuck harness]

I'd agree i just wanted to know

[proud sandal]

list is fake and gay

[stuck harness]

Bangladesh make the list?

[proud sandal]

surely not

[hallow vigil]

No but Russian did. Can't say it's a sexy accent

Hm actually

[proud sandal]

i think it depends

[hallow vigil]

I guess if you like that aggressive tone

[proud sandal]

i think it depends on how thick it is imo

[stuck harness]

I can see it

[hallow vigil]

Boston is 28th which I don't get

[eager grail]

list is fake if aussie is 5th and scottish is 6th

[proud sandal]

a REALLY thick one isn't attractive, but a light one can be

[stuck harness]

Hey I've been there!!!

[rugged quail]

yeah number 0.1

[stuck harness]

They all sound like Peter griffin

So

Do with that what you will

[stuck harness]

Mate get over it

The list is true

[eager grail]

NO

[proud sandal]

the fact that danish is anywhere below 50th means the person who made the list has never heard a danish accent

[tawdry apex]

what about the valorant accent guys

[rugged quail]

son

[eager grail]

[proud sandal]

[hallow vigil]

They've grouped together Texas, north and South Carolina, Tennessee, Arkansas, Louisiana and Kentucky at 9th

[rugged quail]

im crine

[proud sandal]

im suing

[hallow vigil]

I wouldn't say your accent is sexy, I'd say it was friendly

[rugged quail]

what about discord kitten talk accent

[proud sandal]

i do not have a danish accent

[eager grail]

what about

[tawdry apex]

i was trolling

[proud sandal]

this is a serious topic

[tawdry apex]

#serious-talk

[hallow vigil]

You're right it's Welsh

[proud sandal]

this confuses me

[hallow vigil]

I think I've found the pic of the list I was looking at. If I was still a mod I'd be slapping it in here for all to see

[proud sandal]

send it ill post it

[hallow vigil]

Blame big7travel for the opinions

[proud sandal]

fake and gay

[stuck harness]

ROMANIAN ON THE LIST

😭 😭

[proud sandal]

tbh i can see it

[digital dome]

bro romania gives me nightmares

[eager grail]

this is all wrong

[digital dome]

one of my worst exes is romanian

[proud sandal]

diabolical

[stuck harness]

Fr why is Scotland so high

[eager grail]

SHUT UPPP

[proud sandal]

there's just something about it

[hallow vigil]

Romanian reminds me of the Dragostea Din Tei song

[rugged quail]

why is vietnamese there 😭

[stuck harness]

That's ALL they have

[proud sandal]

NUMA NUMA YEY

[stuck harness]

India there but no Bangladesh how do u feel

[hallow vigil]

It's a classic!

[proud sandal]

india being on the list at all is a crime

[eager grail]

music slaps tho

[rugged quail]

even pakistan is on there

[hallow vigil]

Tell you what, main loves a good list or chart

But jon sounds beautiful

[proud sandal]

jon is an international treasure

[hallow vigil]

Can't believe I'm connected to him for life

[rugged quail]

oh right the pussy chart

[hallow vigil]

And boob

[proud sandal]

totes

[hallow vigil]

Why are you all up, don't you have jobs

[proud sandal]

this goes for you too

[hallow vigil]

I ate too many doughballs and now I'm uncomfortable

[proud sandal]

oh btw ive been diagnosed with autism

[rugged quail]

congrats!

[proud sandal]

ty

[rugged quail]

how many lego sets do u own

[proud sandal]

like 10

[hallow vigil]

I was about to say the same fucking thing

That's not enough

[proud sandal]

i know

i need more

[hallow vigil]

Well now you have an excuse to buy more!

[proud sandal]

its a medical need

otherwise i get sad

[hallow vigil]

Get a doctors note

[proud sandal]

i got the recent sauron one

coolest one of them all

[hallow vigil]

Will you hate me if I say idk what that is

[proud sandal]

sauron

mais

sauron

[hallow vigil]

?

[proud sandal]

im going to cry

[rugged quail]

idk either it’s okay mais

[proud sandal]

i will forgive you though

[hallow vigil]

Literally no clue

[proud sandal]

big villain from lord of the rings

[hallow vigil]

Ohhh I've never seen it

[proud sandal]

its ok, not everyone has the energy to watch 12 hours of movie in 3 sittings

[hallow vigil]

I'd do it for twilight

[proud sandal]

how many movies are in that series

[hallow vigil]

Not that there's that many

Like 5

Maybe

[stuck harness]

Bellaaaaaa

Where the hell you been loca

[proud sandal]

so lotr is 3 movies, each around 4 hours long

[rugged quail]

these fuckin mosquitoes

[stuck harness]

YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER???

[hallow vigil]

I need more women in here to share my option and prove @drowsy mason wrong

[hallow vigil]

Don't you get bored halfway through one?

[proud sandal]

no

im very invested in this story

the last 30 minutes of lotr makes you cry like a baby

[hallow vigil]

Even though you've seen it before. You could sit through it all again

[proud sandal]

yes

[stuck harness]

Me with star wars tbh

[rugged quail]

maybe like 15%

[hallow vigil]

See I don't have that desire

[eager grail]

i watch episode three thinking it’ll end differently everytime

[stuck harness]

And it never does...

[eager grail]

[hallow vigil]

I've seen like two marvel films ever and some guy once said he'd, to put this lightly, gimme a munch for every one I watched to get me to watch more. I've still only seen two.

[stuck harness]

@eager grail s7 episodes 9-12 of the clone wars

[proud sandal]

marvel movies suck though

there's like 3 good ones

go watch lord of the rings though

[rugged quail]

loki was the only good tv show from marvel

[proud sandal]

that was GOOD

[stuck harness]

Wandavision was fun

I thought

[hallow vigil]

If you want someone to watch something, convincing them with an awful suggestion is not the way to do it

Tell a lie. I did watch that guardians one with all the dying animals in the cinema and cried throughout plus for like an hour after

[rugged quail]

it was fun but loki was actually something

[eager grail]

never got that far in…

[proud sandal]

guardians of the galaxy was enjoyable actually

[stuck harness]

Koko. Genuinely stop what you're doing and go watch it rn

What the fuck

[hallow vigil]

Was it the 3rd one? That was not fun

[proud sandal]

it was alright

[eager grail]

andor was good right wepsi

[hallow vigil]

The only good part about it was will poulter. Just because I like him

[stuck harness]

Yeah man (haven't seen)

[proud sandal]

first time they said "fuck" in a marvel movie

[eager grail]

PLEASE WATCH IT

[rugged quail]

wasn’t certainly fun for rocket

[eager grail]

OMG

[hallow vigil]

Zoo wee mama

[stuck harness]

ONLY IF YOU WATCH CLONE WARS

[eager grail]

FINE

[stuck harness]

JUST SKIP TO THE LAST 4 EPISODES YOU DONT NEED THAT MUCH BACKSTORY

[rugged quail]

guys do not watch dr house bc u saw 20 reels

[hallow vigil]

I need more girly pop movies. Like the hunger games

[eager grail]

andor is literally my favourite star wars show

[rugged quail]

it’s the same shit every episode

[hallow vigil]

I love house

[proud sandal]

top 3 show of all time

[eager grail]

obi wan was good too

[stuck harness]

I too am in this episode

[rugged quail]

dr house is only good if u watch it from reels

[stuck harness]

This vexes me

[hallow vigil]

No the show is good. But ur right it is the same thing

[stuck harness]

It's never lupus

[rugged quail]

CHASE DO NOT KISS

[drowsy mason]

Stop this madness.

[eager grail]

i have work stop being entertaining!

[stuck harness]

Chase what are your thoughts on fat people

[stuck harness]

Mb

[rugged quail]

have u tried the stupid drug

[hallow vigil]

You don't look like him but I have no idea why you think he's unattractive

[proud sandal]

did u know chase is trnasphobic

[rugged quail]

transphobic and a pedo

[eager grail]

chase is everything phobic

[stuck harness]

Least problematic house character

[hallow vigil]

At least he's got his boyish charm I guess

[rugged quail]

i got bored after watching 19 eps of s1

[stuck harness]

Back when shows had more than 8 episodes a season

[hallow vigil]

If there weren't so many men here I'd be winning this argument

[stuck harness]

We used to be a proper country

[eager grail]

i got to season 8

[rugged quail]

only watched it for the homosexual relationship between dr house and wilson

[eager grail]

i didn’t like how the cast changed

[stuck harness]

Now it's 8 episodes that you have to wait 6 years for between seasons

[rugged quail]

go watch greys anatomy

one piece for white women

[proud sandal]

no thank you

[eager grail]

it’s true

[stuck harness]

The one piss is real

[hallow vigil]

Is one piece not about a pirate?

[stuck harness]

Something like that

[proud sandal]

good question

[stuck harness]

I haven't seen either I don't watch MID

[rugged quail]

it’s about dragon fruit or smth

[proud sandal]

i have a really hard time getting into animes in general

[eager grail]

maybe the one piece is the friends we made along the way

[hallow vigil]

Is dragonfruit actually nice or is it just pretty

[proud sandal]

one piece of deez nuts

[rugged quail]

ts not hxh

[rugged quail]

the purple one is nice

[stuck harness]

The only time I have a switch is when I'm turning on the lights !!!

[proud sandal]

i havent had one in like 13 years but i remember it not tasting like anything

[eager grail]

OMG!

[hallow vigil]

That's not necessarily bad. Nothing is better than bad

[proud sandal]

true ig

[rugged quail]

white flesh ones taste like nothing but purple ones taste sweet

[proud sandal]

maybe that's where i went wrong

[hallow vigil]

Is the white one the one that gives people diarrhoea

[proud sandal]

best fruit on the planet though is mango

[proud sandal]

what

[hallow vigil]

No watermelon

[rugged quail]

that is true

[stuck harness]

Kiwi imo

[eager grail]

i help my mother when there’s dishes in the kitchen!
if i see a crime then you know that im snitching!

[proud sandal]

factually incorrect

[stuck harness]

Kill yourself

[rugged quail]

watermelon is just water

[proud sandal]

debatable

[hallow vigil]

It's literally phenomenal

[proud sandal]

ABSOLUTELY

[hallow vigil]

That's why you add salt

[eager grail]

that’s not very positive

[proud sandal]

phenominally bland

[rugged quail]

imo pineapple > watermelon

[stuck harness]

Im sorry I take it back

[hallow vigil]

Bit of salt on the melon, call me a sailor and let me motorboat

[eager grail]

thanks buddy

[proud sandal]

this is effort

[rugged quail]

sometimes i’d be eating like 2 whole pineapples a day

[stuck harness]

Any shouts for grapes or

[hallow vigil]

Pineapple is just uncomfortable

[hallow vigil]

Frozen or nah?

[proud sandal]

at this point the pineapple consumes you

[eager grail]

you actually worry me

[rugged quail]

u just remove the black bits

[proud sandal]

YES

I LOVE GRAPESI

[stuck harness]

I've never had frozen grapes

[rugged quail]

PINEAPPLE IS AMAZING

[proud sandal]

I LOVE FROZEN GRAPES

[hallow vigil]

A lovely summer treat. As you can see awooku is a fan

[rugged quail]

frozen grapes is basically candy

[proud sandal]

grapes is no.1 fruit mango is actually no.2

[hallow vigil]

God if I owned a frozen grape whole I know who I'd hire

[rugged quail]

nah mango still no.1

[stuck harness]

Tomato my goat personally

[proud sandal]

shared 1st place

[eager grail]

you’re always eating the most random shit

[proud sandal]

whats wrong with you

[rugged quail]

i am

[hallow vigil]

Tomatoes are underrated and over hated

[stuck harness]

Juicy and fresh

Mmmm

[rugged quail]

some days i eat like 8 different fruits 😭

[proud sandal]

tomato is good in sauces

[eager grail]

tomatoes are amazing

[hallow vigil]

How aren't you pissing out your ass

[eager grail]

the little cherry tomatoes

[stuck harness]

YES

FIRST GOOD KOKO RESPONSE

[proud sandal]

do u have ibs

[eager grail]

WHEYY

[hallow vigil]

Idk man, I've got something that's for sure

[rugged quail]

i also take creatine so sometimes i piss 20 times a day

[hallow vigil]

Basically everything gives me the runs

[proud sandal]

me too

[stuck harness]

And tren

[hallow vigil]

No sir. Piss out of your ass. As in liquid shit

[proud sandal]

personally i found out that anything with sugar gives me issues

[rugged quail]

it’s not that much fiber

[proud sandal]

so like

[stuck harness]

Me when vodka tbh

[proud sandal]

everything

[hallow vigil]

That's hard to avoid