general

[carmine robin]

moon knight has been my go to atm

i may have to cop mister knight

sexy gorgeous man

[rugged quail]

mister knight would be cool if the skin didn’t come with the cape

[grand vessel]

huh

[rugged quail]

i love killing dive heroes with namor tho

[carmine robin]

built in minecraft elytra

[rugged quail]

two turrets, hit them once and go invincible

[grand vessel]

WHY IS THOR 1V1 ANAL ING MEEEE

[rugged quail]

thor is the hardest tank to play

last time i played i got my ass handed

[carmine robin]

cant believe they made thor comic accurate and not chris hemsworth

[grand vessel]

like my go to is hela or cloak if these are picked idk what to play

never playing tank so boring

[rugged quail]

i need bucky to be sebastian stan accurate

[carmine robin]

and wolverine being accurate height is so funny LMFAOO

[tawdry apex]

moonknight and wanda

[carmine robin]

get out marie

fkn wanda

[tawdry apex]

jeff too

[carmine robin]

I HATE HER

[grand vessel]

jeff a silly lil guy

[carmine robin]

I FUCKING HATE THAT BITCH

[grand vessel]

:3

[tawdry apex]

i love her

especially when there's an iron man on the enemy team

[carmine robin]

i love wanda as a whole but i hate her ing

[grand vessel]

u should just hop on rivals

[tawdry apex]

[rugged quail]

killing jeff as iron fist got me feeling like anakin killing younglings

[carmine robin]

nah i was once wanda against a iron man and i just kept floating to him and killing him her was raging

i started spawn camping him too

[grand vessel]

im gen either bad at iron fist

[tawdry apex]

I BE DOIMG TBE SAME HAHAHA

[grand vessel]

or i just am unlucky

[tawdry apex]

they get so mad

[rugged quail]

i just hopped off

[grand vessel]

pooping my pants

[rugged quail]

counter wanda with cloak and dagger

[stuck harness]

I am groot

[rugged quail]

sucking off competition

[rugged quail]

groot can win any bbc competition

[carmine robin]

i love the guardians of the galaxy so much

i need all the skins asap

[rugged quail]

they added everyone but drax

[carmine robin]

gamora and nebula

[rugged quail]

nebula doesn’t count

[carmine robin]

they would be too OP trust

YES SHE DOES

DONT START WITH ME BOY ]

[rugged quail]

blue bald robot mf

[carmine robin]

kys

thats all

SHE IS A GUARDIAN OF THE GALAXY

[rugged quail]

not in my book

i just need human torch that’s all

[grand vessel]

i cant do anything this game

black panther anals me

i cant play support no one peels for me

[rugged quail]

i’ll prob just be flying

[eager grail]

blah blah blah

play a real game

like fifa 🍺🔥⚽️

[short kraken]

Ew

[grand vessel]

id play if fc 25 wasnt so shit

[rugged quail]

i’m gonna stone you to death

[eager grail]

LMAO

[short kraken]

I need to piss so bad rn

[rugged quail]

with rhinestones

[short kraken]

Eyes factories far away

Doo doo doo da doo duunum

[rugged quail]

piss up

[eager grail]

the missus is not safe when fifa’s on WHEYYYY 🤣😂

[short kraken]

...that's not funny

[rugged quail]

god made koko to increase the ratio of unfunny people in the world

[eager grail]

idk guys i don’t play fifa

[noble dove]

When last you heard from my boy Cyrus? I ain't been seeing him chatting with y'all in here again( weren't y'all friends ?

[short garden]

Silence white name.

Anyway

I got stake todayb

You know that they call it a sirloin because it was so good that it got knighted by a king

[carmine robin]

steak

[short garden]

Source : I made it up

[eager grail]

he’s a vampire

[carmine robin]

LOL

[short garden]

Auto correct and cba to fix it

[short garden]

Says the white person

Don't even speak witch

Or we'll bring back the hunts

[eager grail]

yeah yeah nervous about those wooden stakes are you

[short garden]

Get one let's see which one of us dies when stabbed with one

Vampire roulette

[bleak fjord]

[short garden]

Holy shit

It's thiccy!

[carmine robin]

so you are telling me koko is white

after all them times she told us she was french and asian

why would she do that

[eager grail]

i’m not even saying anything

[carmine robin]

asian fisher

[eager grail]

[stuck harness]

WHAT

But she's clearly asian

This doesn't make any sense

[eager grail]

i am not clearly asian

WHAT

[oblique tapir]

should i order food

[stuck harness]

No starve

[stuck harness]

Yeah mate and I'm clearly not white

[eager grail]

right

[jagged night]

Yeah

[short kraken]

MAN

[jagged night]

Yo

[jagged night]

you seem like your usually always having a rough day

[short kraken]

[jagged night]

real

[mild blaze]

[mortal lava]

Sigma sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy

[eager grail]

i can’t sleep dude

[stuck harness]

Didn't ask

😂😂

[eager grail]

can’t wait for that missile i launched to hit you!! 🤣🤣

[short garden]

Shut up witch

[mortal lava]

dont sleep

[eager grail]

wepsi waiting for someone to message

[stuck harness]

I'm messaging my girlfriend pal I'm not in here 24/7 contrary to popular belief

[eager grail]

doctor he needs his meds!!!

[mortal lava]

shut

it

[eager grail]

sorry fake spiderman 🙏

[mortal lava]

what you doing koko

playing fortnite?

[eager grail]

no tiktok

was trying to sleep but didn’t go well

[mortal lava]

downlaod league of legends

i want to game

[stuck harness]

Lao gan ma

[eager grail]

i’m afraid i’d have to kms

[eager grail]

NO

[mortal lava]

anything

what games you got

[eager grail]

i don’t play pc

[mortal lava]

gay

[eager grail]

mostly story games tbh

[mortal lava]

intellectual 🤓

[stuck harness]

Ni hao

[eager grail]

totally

[stuck harness]

Bing chilling

[stuck harness]

I'd play pc with you mate

[mortal lava]

Went to bed now

You've said it too late

[stuck harness]

I'm not even home

[mortal lava]

My school crush was out with me tonight

[eager grail]

still in that field lad?

[mortal lava]

Bob never loses composure

But tonight

[eager grail]

no bob you didn’t…did you?

[mortal lava]

Lose the emoji Koko

Nah tbf I'm talking to her now so boring me could do what younger me couldn't

[eager grail]

good luck fellow spiderman

[mortal lava]

Tbf Ive shagged her mate so my chances are slim

[eager grail]

you dog

[mortal lava]

However with great

Power

Comes great responsibility

And I am responsible for my actions

[mortal lava]

Don't call me a dog

You're setting me up for an Asian joke that I am feeling too nice to make

[eager grail]

bob you’ve changed

[mortal lava]

Luke was a child

Bob is a man

[eager grail]

wasn’t luke like really old

[mortal lava]

Fuck off

[eager grail]

LMAO

[mortal lava]

Tbf I've just been saying this in a vc

Discord retirement needs to be soon

[eager grail]

bob going out to the real world

[mortal lava]

You've got some years left child

[eager grail]

okay grandpa

[mortal lava]

Swear you've got a maths gcse in the morning,

[stuck harness]

THERES A PLANE FLYING OVERHEAD

ITS THE GERMANS

[mortal lava]

Or whatever you Scot's have

[stuck harness]

GET DOWN

[mortal lava]

What's the Scottish one called

[eager grail]

national 5’s?

[mortal lava]

Yeah that

Your year groups are so weird aswell

They arnt from September are they

Weirdos

[eager grail]

dude i’ve been out of highschool for like almost 2 years

[mortal lava]

Yeah but you're so retarded you'd need to re-sit

[eager grail]

1st year - 6th year
what’s confusing

[mortal lava]

Nah I mean they start from a weird month

[eager grail]

august?

[mortal lava]

Ours is September to September

[eager grail]

august to june

[mortal lava]

Yeah that's SO WEIRD

[eager grail]

NO

[mortal lava]

You're easy to work out tbf cos your months the same as mine

You're 3 below me

[stuck harness]

Some guy in a white van just offered me free candy if I got inside

See you guys in a bit

[mortal lava]

I'd take it

I just smashed a pack of Percy pigs

[eager grail]

you’re the real winner

yuck percy pigs

[mortal lava]

Sorry didn't have any kinder bars

You little addict

[eager grail]

omg kinder bars 😫😫

[mortal lava]

Got you excited now

Aldis closed

Calm down

[eager grail]

i have two packs in the house

[mortal lava]

Remember 5 seconds of summer

You're too young for that Koko

[eager grail]

i get a weekly supply

[mortal lava]

You missed prime 5 seconds of summer

What a band

[eager grail]

i went to their concert dumbass

[mortal lava]

Don't call me dumbass

You arnt american

Give me a real insult

[eager grail]

arsehole

[mortal lava]

See

Good lass that's what I'm talking about

Now more regional specific

[mortal lava]

What concert?

[eager grail]

fuck can’t remember

let me go see

[mortal lava]

Quickly accessing the memory bank

[stuck harness]

Update, I got Adam Johnson'd

[eager grail]

can’t remember but i was in primary school

[mortal lava]

ADAM JOHNSON PEDOFILE

Fucking Mackem bastard

Horrible Mackem bastard

[mortal lava]

They were great

[eager grail]

they were

i had a 5sos foam finger

[mortal lava]

Of course you did

[eager grail]

and their cd

[mortal lava]

It's time for bed now Koko

Which album

[stuck harness]

Shoutout Sigurdsson

[eager grail]

the 5 seconds of summer one

like the white one with the black graffiti

[short garden]

You have a gf????!!?!?!

I'm actually shocked

[stuck harness]

Brother 💀

[short garden]

What

I mean I'm happy for you but still shocked

[eager grail]

LMAOO

[tawdry apex]

who's gonna tell him

[eager grail]

silly silly

[mortal lava]

Unbelievable statement

[short garden]

What...

[mortal lava]

So funny

[stuck harness]

😭😭😭

[short garden]

Wait a minute

[mortal lava]

Whahahahah

[short garden]

NAH

Dms @tawdry apex

[mortal lava]

It aligning

[eager grail]

he’s schizo, please don’t trigger him

[stuck harness]

I think he's clocked it

[tawdry apex]

idk if i wanna talk about it

[mortal lava]

Koko we need to find you an edater

Discord match maker

[eager grail]

no thanks

being single is the best thing ever

[mortal lava]

It's just cos you don't have to share your kinder bars

Greedy cunt

[eager grail]

exactly

[mortal lava]

Horrible

Tbf can't say I've ever edated either

Contrary to popular belief @carmine robin

The popular belief of sophie being a twat

[eager grail]

i think we should abolish dating altogether

[short garden]

Asexual koko

Crazy work

[mortal lava]

New arc

[eager grail]

meh who knows

[mortal lava]

Men I trust

[eager grail]

like the band

[mortal lava]

Great band

Show me how

You care

[eager grail]

i like that song

[mortal lava]

Good song

You have an okay music taste Koko tbf to you

Still not great

[eager grail]

my music taste is superior

[mortal lava]

It's no where near mine

Your music taste is like a less evolved version of mine

But it's fine

You have time

[stuck harness]

So guys

How's the weather

[eager grail]

yeah yeah pal keep telling yourself that

[mortal lava]

Very windy

[eager grail]

terrible, flood warnings

[stuck harness]

Drown 🙏

[eager grail]

planning on it!

[mortal lava]

Flood warnings grow up

[eager grail]

ik don’t even get flood here

[mortal lava]

More like a snow warning

[eager grail]

are you still hungover

[mortal lava]

The snow is starting to come in

[stuck harness]

No maam

I'm a retired alcoholic

[eager grail]

where mate cause there’s no sign of snow here

[eager grail]

shame

[mortal lava]

We had snow tonight

I was in the pub

[eager grail]

lucky bastards

[mortal lava]

Not a white Christmas

Will be when I'm on pablos dancing powder

[eager grail]

i want snow

[mortal lava]

Bet you make shit snowmen

[eager grail]

hey i take that very personally

my snowmen are like ice sculptures

[mortal lava]

Whatever you say buddy

[short garden]

Koko go burn at a stake

Anyway Goodnight Bob

[eager grail]

yeah actually need to go sleep

up soon

[mortal lava]

Yeah bedtime

Why are you up soon are you not off for Christmas?

[eager grail]

going into town with friends

[mortal lava]

On a sunday!

[eager grail]

ikr ugh

[carmine robin]

I’ve never said this wtf

[mortal lava]

Took me what

2 seconds to find evidence?

[carmine robin]

I was a different person last month

I’ve changed

[mortal lava]

Didn't have a fringe

[mortal lava]

Brutal that

Shops will be shut!

[eager grail]

nah not in glasgow

[mortal lava]

Ah aye everything's open

[carmine robin]

Exactly

[mortal lava]

Have to keep the town busy so people can ask you on the street "who's your favourite Scottish tiktoker"

Shaun Paul mate

Lee Sutherland

[carmine robin]

Scottish Declan

[eager grail]

it’s a genuine fear that i end up on them

[eager grail]

I SAW HIM!!

[mortal lava]

Horrid that Scottish Declan

[hard wind]

hello

[mortal lava]

Horrid looking person

I don't even know what it is

[carmine robin]

Most I see is the cast of geordie shore

[mortal lava]

Scotty T has formed this weird thing with me

He tries to get in places cos I'm in there

And I do not like it

[carmine robin]

I have beef with chloe

[mortal lava]

We were out last Christmas and we were drinking with him

And since then he's tries to use me as his leverage of getting into places he's not allowed in

[stuck harness]

British people be like it's chewsday innit bruv 🤣

[safe gulch]

oof

[mortal lava]

Wish I could have beef with her

[carmine robin]

🤨

She owns the place I used to get my eyelashes done and I didn’t want to be filmed so she had to wait until after I was done to film and she was giving me death glares while I was paying

[mortal lava]

Yeah mate whatever you say

[stuck harness]

I have no recollection of this message

[mortal lava]

Weird cos you repeated them in both servers

You were really feeling oasis

[carmine robin]

😭

[mortal lava]

We've all done it

[eager grail]

OASIS 😫😫😫

just dropped kinder bars everywhere

[mortal lava]

Course you did

[eager grail]

thought i deserved a wee treat

[stuck harness]

I think I played it on the speaker at the party

[mortal lava]

Did you do your chores today!!!

[mortal lava]

Good man

[eager grail]

nah i rebelled

[eager grail]

what song? just champagne supernova?

[mortal lava]

I'm disappointed

[eager grail]

i only do them when my mum is away or busy to be nice

[stuck harness]

Yeah

[eager grail]

ugh

[stuck harness]

Shut up ya gronk

[winged bronze]

Join vc

@everyone

[stuck harness]

Yeah mate I'll be there in a sec

Cmon guys

[eager grail]

you go ahead

i’ll catch up!

[stuck harness]

I lied I have no intention of joining vc

[eager grail]

i lied too

what happens now

[stuck harness]

You fucking die

[eager grail]

bit drastic no?

[stuck harness]

Not really no

[eager grail]

alright then

[stuck harness]

Yeah and next time you talk back there's gonna be consequences

👊

[eager grail]

mate it’s nap time for you

grumpy arse

[stuck harness]

Mate I'll fucking clobber you

Left right goodnight

[eager grail]

go for it cunto

[grand cedar]

hey pookie

[stuck harness]

Bazinga

[rare violet]

yo

[stuck harness]

@eager grail @carmine robin @rugged quail @mortal lava I'm putting together a team

[brave ginkgo]

I am the type of guy that would get sick but wouldn't use medicine to cure whatever sickness he has

Who wants me raw and ready?

And cannibals don't get the wrong idea

[scenic stump]

Howdy

[spice pebble]

drink vc when

jai thats a mass ping prepare to get banned loser

[stuck harness]

I have retired from drinking

[stuck harness]

I'd kill myself tbh

[glossy laurel]

So proud

[stuck harness]

Thanks

Retired at the ripe old age of 21

Past my prime

[glossy laurel]

I retired before I could legally drink so I win 😌

[eager grail]

what kind of team

[stuck harness]

Retard squad

[eager grail]

ah okay!

you’re the leader right?

[carmine robin]

wtf

[stuck harness]

Fuck you

[stuck harness]

Hello mate

[eager grail]

LMAO

[rugged quail]

founder of retard

[carmine robin]

lad we arent the guardians of the galazy what do you mean you starting a team

[rugged quail]

more like retards of the fitz

[stuck harness]

Well that's not the spirit

Fucking sort it out

Twat

[rugged quail]

woah

[carmine robin]

woah woah woah

[rugged quail]

his twink death is near

[kind tundra]

you guys usually know everything, would any of you happen to know subs?

like the speaker subs, not weird stuff

[stuck harness]

HOMOSEXUAL

[rugged quail]

he said it’s okay to be a homosexual in jail

[short kraken]

Hello chat

[eager grail]

hello salim

[short kraken]

Hi

[stuck harness]

Don't speak to him blue name

You're not worthy

[eager grail]

forgive me for my sins

[stuck harness]

50 lashings for you

[sour crystal]

why nobody in chat

[rugged quail]

didn’t know she is middle eastern too

[keen crag]

@stuck harness fruit

[stuck harness]

Right now what does this mean pal

[keen crag]

gay man mayhaps

a fruit one may say

[stuck harness]

I have a girlfriend

😠

freddie fein bear more like freddie-

Can't say that here

[grand vessel]

yeah he has me

:3

[stuck harness]

Where tf did you come from

[grand vessel]

ur walls

[keen crag]

still a fruit i fear

free her from your grasps (i want her)

[stuck harness]

I'm a pineapple

[stuck harness]

Mate I'm locked in her basement

Not that I'm complaining

[keen crag]

where you belong

[stuck harness]

Mate you're asking for a right skibidi thrashing rn

Left right goodnight

[worldly cairn]

My life was boring as fuck so I started going out and just fighting people. I started putting on a ski mask and at first it was only homeless people then it evolved to high school kids and now I'm picking fights with grown men. I even have a nemesis. I beat up the same guy a couple times, found out where he works so I catch him off guard after he gets off work. He's been posting on Facebook about catching me at night and giving me what I deserve. Dude drives around at night with a shotgun trying to kill me. My life is so much more exciting now am I crazy for doing this?

[grand vessel]

one game i get good balanced game

next one i get 5 dps and im the only healer

[carmine robin]

LOOOL

just had someone say i needed to step up my healing when i had 32k

[rugged quail]

man

i was one game away from gold

then i got an iron fist on my time

who did less dmg than jeff

[carmine robin]

let me in your group im trying to reach gold too

[rugged quail]

hop on

[grand vessel]

whats very funny is that i had more dmg

than 3 of them

silver 3

lets get it chat

[unkempt rivet]

It's such a shame that millions of mosquitos die of aids every year because of gorilla shaggers

[grand solar]

Morning whores

[true ice]

sup i need friends 🙂

[rough solar]

@twilit lion see ya ma8 nice hanging out with ya

[twilit lion]

wya

[broken elm]

HELLO! i need a serbian! do we have a serbian

im in desperate need of a serbian

i want to translate and subtitle a 15 year old serbian youtube video of a song about selling illicit substances to martians

[quasi kelp]

hii

[jagged night]

Mornin

[rugged quail]

asked a gym bro to guess my weight and he guessed 10kg heavier

idk if he meant i looked muscular or fat

[drowsy mason]

🗣️

[eager grail]

RAAAHHH

[spice pebble]

just say u hate me

go ahead ill wait

[rugged quail]

bro jsut woke up

[spice pebble]

wrong reply but u get what i mean

[eager grail]

been up for too long

[rugged quail]

bro is NOT BATMAN

[eager grail]

LOL

I AM BATMAN

[rugged quail]

my ass

[short kraken]

Hello chat

[rugged quail]

bat twink

[eager grail]

yuck

[eager grail]

hello salim!

[short kraken]

Hello koko

[eager grail]

how are you

[short kraken]

Dying

Hru

[rugged quail]

fuck u

[eager grail]

drinking

[eager grail]

said the fuck you guy

[short kraken]

Epic

[eager grail]

exactly

[short kraken]

I'm just dying

#womanthings

[rugged quail]

stop watching reels

[short kraken]

*saids

[eager grail]

YUCK reels?!?

unc

[rugged quail]

WDYM UNC

reel comments are funnier weirdo

maybe scotland doesn’t have reels

[short kraken]

This is what happens when you let a 19yr old speak

[rugged quail]

bro said yuck like i said yt shorts

[short kraken]

....

[rugged quail]

no wonder kokohateclub is going strong

[rugged quail]

you’re cooked unc

yt shorts is genuinely ass

(i still watch it sometimes my attention span is cooked)

[short kraken]

No wonder her surname is moony cuz she complete ass

@eager grail respond

Thought so pussy

[rugged quail]

she’s slow it takes time for her

[short kraken]

Real

[stuck harness]

Shut up EVERYONE

[short kraken]

For what purpose

[rugged quail]

put some lotion on ur toes

[eager grail]

i was just dancing

koko moony!!

[short kraken]

Your out already

It's so early

[eager grail]

i’m confused

[rugged quail]

slow and confused

[eager grail]

hi

[rugged quail]

Hey man, how is it going?

[eager grail]

very good! wbu

[rugged quail]

i’m doing good too thank you for asking <3

that might’ve been the gayest thing i’ve done

[stuck harness]

What the fuck

GET OUT

[eager grail]

awww!!

[junior gorge]

Womp Womp

[scenic stump]

[spice pebble]

guys guys

cyberpunk fortnite tomorrow

john wick and johnny silverhand duo whos with me

[rugged quail]

nobody

[twilit leaf]

Yo good evening all

[short kraken]

Cold so cold

[eager grail]

WARM!!

[stuck harness]

Shut it kid

[short garden]

Magik is busted

I just go in kill 5 people and then die to the tank and do it again

Meta as hell

[short kraken]

Help

[eager grail]

how do i help

[short kraken]

I'm hot and cold at the same time

[eager grail]

hey why don’t you shut up!! haha take that punk 🤣🙏🔥

[eager grail]

sleep

[short kraken]

Caaant

[stuck harness]

KILL YOURSELF!!!!

[eager grail]

LMAO

[eager grail]

why nots

[short kraken]

No sleeps guy said FUCK YOU

[eager grail]

no wonders you feels ill

[short kraken]

[carmine robin]

might kil myself idk

[stuck harness]

Screen share

[unborn agate]

if you killed yourself, who am i gonna yap abt silent hill to 😔

[carmine robin]

its not looking good guys

been booted out of my ea account and ive lost all the time and money i spent on the sims 3 😭

and we know i loves the sims 3

[rugged quail]

hey family

how is everyone doing today?

[carmine robin]

dont

[rugged quail]

i hope everyone is having a lovely awesome day!

[stuck harness]

Stop being nice

[eager grail]

i pray for you

i like nice main

[carmine robin]

i could cry atp

who was that guy that went on a rampage when he was banned on CS

[rugged quail]

thank you buddy i appreciate it!!!

this is how i’d act after installing a bootleg $30 neuralink chip in my brain

[eager grail]

hehe

[short kraken]

@stuck harness I figured out why you mad now

@carmine robin nooooooo

[rugged quail]

chat i have a problem

whenever i see jai, my inner monologue starts saying slurs

[eager grail]

is that a problem?

[rugged quail]

depends

[short kraken]

Chat I have a problem every time i see koko I just need to be mean

[eager grail]

awh :(

[short kraken]

I just hit my head on my bed frame

[rugged quail]

but koko is so cool and awesome ☺️

she’s wonderful

[short kraken]

Opposite day already

[eager grail]

i’m liking this

[rugged quail]

^ me 2 mins before i kill myself

[short kraken]

Blink twice if you need help bro

[short kraken]

Lemsip

I need you to save mee

[rugged quail]

it’s okay koko

one day people will love you

[eager grail]

i went to a cat cafe today

i’m in a good mood

[short kraken]

What about me guys

[stuck harness]

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

[eager grail]

one day!!

[rugged quail]

in the distant future

[short kraken]

Will I ever be loved

[rugged quail]

sam is sweating right now trying to recover her electronic arts account

[eager grail]

bro just say ea

so fucking old

i’m sorry main

[carmine robin]

i lowkey started crying because ive spent so much money and time

[short kraken]

Cat cafe made you feisty huh

[carmine robin]

had the same acc 15 years

[short kraken]

Have you emailed

[rugged quail]

she got rabies

wrong reply

but yeah

why did they ban ur account

[carmine robin]

im locked out of the email used to access it and you need your email to talk to ea help

[rugged quail]

how did u get locked out

[eager grail]

perhaps

[carmine robin]

not even banned it just logged me out and said i need 2fa to get back in

even though i never asked for 2fa

[eager grail]

they were so cutie

[rugged quail]

isn’t it just email 2fa

[short kraken]

Ahem so maybe contact them through a different email

[carmine robin]

im going to try

didnt work last time i tried to get this sorted

[short kraken]

LMAOOOOOO IM TRYING TO SLEEP ALL I HEAR IS PORTAL 1 RADIO MUSIC FROM THE NEXT ROOM

[carmine robin]

ive been in battles for years because of this email

[short kraken]

Who's email is it originally

[rugged quail]

is the owner of the email someone else

[carmine robin]

its in my name but my dad made it 15-16 years ago

no idea what the password or anything is

[short kraken]

Ask him if he wrote it down

[eager grail]

silly

[carmine robin]

koko

[short kraken]

Uh oh

[rugged quail]

should’ve transferred it to another email when u were logged in

[carmine robin]

mate

[short kraken]

You can't for most services

[carmine robin]

i havnt been in to this email adress ever

[rugged quail]

oh

[carmine robin]

and if i have it was like 15 years ago

[eager grail]

i’m sorry sam

[carmine robin]

ive been trying to transfer it but ea just wouldnt let me

ea sucks

[rugged quail]

koko made me eat frozen cheese again

[eager grail]

don’t you enjoy frozen cheese

[carmine robin]

been trying to get this sorted since origin was about gang

[short kraken]

@carmine robin I'd suggest trying to crack it tmr just spam different passwords

[rugged quail]

depends on the cheese

[carmine robin]

yeah gonna call hotmail as a last ditch effort

[eager grail]

i miss origin

[rugged quail]

fuck origin

[carmine robin]

i liked origin cause you could play the sims offline

[short kraken]

Wait what's the number attached to the forgot your password section

[rugged quail]

well who cares most games are back on steam

[carmine robin]

my old number

[short kraken]

You could see if it's still a recent one

Have you still got the sim

[carmine robin]

id also like to add my perfected plants vs zombies game was on that account guys

nah

[short kraken]

Jeez

[carmine robin]

had this number a good few years now

[eager grail]

this is terrible news

[rugged quail]

you being here is terrible news

[short kraken]

What was your favourite thing when you were that age do that and year of birth

[carmine robin]

think im just the most unlucky cunt, i knew this day was coming but i wasnt prepared

[rugged quail]

sorry

[rugged quail]

dw it’s all gonna be okay once we hit gold

[carmine robin]

NEVER

[rugged quail]

back down

[carmine robin]

did you see how it was going

no

[rugged quail]

yeah

we got

[eager grail]

what happened to nice

[rugged quail]

yk what

[carmine robin]

no inspiration from me anymore

[rugged quail]

i’m hungry

[carmine robin]

im in my emo era

[eager grail]

eat weirdo

[rugged quail]

i’m back to like 50 rr

[eager grail]

i’m always in my emo era

[rugged quail]

there’s. nothing to eat

[carmine robin]

are you on rn main

[rugged quail]

i ate 1 reese’s mini

[rugged quail]

got off a few mins ago

[eager grail]

small and petite

[short kraken]

Poverty is crazy

[carmine robin]

i gonna crash out

[short kraken]

U as an Asian

[rugged quail]

it’s so i don’t eat a whole bunch 😭

[eager grail]

i wish

[short kraken]

Guh

[carmine robin]

if i dont get my acc back the sims 3 is 75% off maybe i should od it

[rugged quail]

why not sims 4

[carmine robin]

£85.31 down from £341

[short kraken]

WTF

[eager grail]

sims 3 is better

[rugged quail]

at that point just pirate it 😭

[carmine robin]

i use mods n shit

but i might tbh

[rugged quail]

sure mod works with pirated version too

[short kraken]

Na get the Nintendo DS version of sims 2 where you get abducted by aliens

[carmine robin]

nah you need a ea folder to use mods

yeah i love strange ville

all i have now is the sims 2 on my pc i might have to drop down to it

[eager grail]

sims online

[short kraken]

Just play vr chat at that point

[eager grail]

no

[rugged quail]

just googled mods work on pirated version too

[carmine robin]

ty

ill look into it

my old ass still uses pirate bay

LMFAOOOOO

[eager grail]

guys jai wants attention

[rugged quail]

you’re cooked

[rugged quail]

you’re gonna lose everything this time

[carmine robin]

dont even know what to play without my sims 3 on hand guys

[rugged quail]

rivals

[carmine robin]

i need a autism cure like now

i wish my parents didnt get me vaccinated and i wouldnt feel this way

[rugged quail]

i didn’t get autism from the vaccine

[eager grail]

righttt

[rugged quail]

but i sure did get a MASSIVE boner

[carmine robin]

🤨

[rugged quail]

i’m going crazy

[eager grail]

6-3 mate rough

[rugged quail]

that’s why he’s tweaking

[eager grail]

and he retired from alcohol?!?!

[rugged quail]

yeah

and picked up laced crack

[eager grail]

sad little man

[carmine robin]

one of my friends once asked me what would happen if you smoked coke instead of snorting it and i was like lad thats crack dont be doing that

never did find out of they tried it

just thought id tell everyone that tale

[rugged quail]

i found food

guess what

it’s chicken

[short kraken]

Did you go scavenging

[carmine robin]

he had to kill the family chicken

[rugged quail]

hunted down the great old chicken monster

[eager grail]

yuck chicken

[carmine robin]

🤨

[rugged quail]

so today i had

[short kraken]

Something is actually wrong with you

[carmine robin]

why are you trying to be different koko

[rugged quail]

chicken sausage, chicken with rice and now chicken with lentils

[eager grail]

yous get the chicken ick or that me?

[carmine robin]

chicken is like a staple you freak

[eager grail]

no like when chicken tastes really chickeny

[rugged quail]

shut up carrot stick eating diarrhoea shitting woman

[eager grail]

i never have chicken in my house

[carmine robin]

i like carrot sticks

[rugged quail]

yeah and beef tastes like beef

[eager grail]

you don’t get it

[carmine robin]

but koko needs to leave like yesterday

what is this

[eager grail]

i don’t like bacon either, apparently that’s a crime too

[short kraken]

Meh

Too fatty

[eager grail]

yeah exactly

[rugged quail]

i’ve been eating chicken daily for months i couldn’t do the same with beef

[carmine robin]

i like bacon because it cheap and easy but i just cant get passed you not liking chicken

[short kraken]

^^

[eager grail]

i like chicken when it’s drowned in spicy sauce

and i can’t taste it

[short kraken]

So you like chicken

[eager grail]

no

[rugged quail]

i can’t eat eggs more than twice a week tho

[carmine robin]

mate no one has chicken on its own

[rugged quail]

coz i feel like throwing up

[eager grail]

YOUS DONT GET IT

[carmine robin]

everyone has it marinated or with sauce no wonder you dont like it

[rugged quail]

it’s almost like u r meant to season ur chicken

[eager grail]

no it’s like some parts taste awful and i can’t eat it

[carmine robin]

chicken on its own makes me sick no seasoning no nothing

VILE

[short kraken]

Chicken can go with anything

[eager grail]

puts me off chicken entirely

[carmine robin]

me and my friend used to get forks and buy the fresh chicken from tescos and sit in the car and eat it

[rugged quail]

i kinda get it

[carmine robin]

used to slap tbh

[eager grail]

thank you

[short kraken]

OBJECTION: as you can clearly see clearly in the quoted text the defendant does intact like chicken and is making up the false narrative she does not for clout and attention

[rugged quail]

i couldn’t swallow chicken breast as a kid bc it was too chewy for me

[carmine robin]

kokoisannoyed — Today at 12:24 AM
i like chicken

[rugged quail]

this confirms koko is 12

[carmine robin]

case dismissed

[rugged quail]

report

[eager grail]

no i genuinely don’t like it and avoid eating chicken

i’m not picky i swear

[rugged quail]

what meat do u eat regularly then

[short kraken]

Contradicting statements

[carmine robin]

shes gonna say wagu beef mate

[eager grail]

anything that’s not chicken or bacon

i’ve never had wagu

[carmine robin]

ive had it once

[short kraken]

Bet she eats mince and cooks them like kayscooking

[carmine robin]

who the fuck is kayscooking

why do i keep hearing that name

[eager grail]

yeah who?

[short kraken]

WATCH HER VIDEOS RN

ONG ITS SO GOOD

[carmine robin]

shes on tiktok right ?

[rugged quail]

some british woman famous for her delicious meals

[short kraken]

Probably

[short kraken]

^^

[spice pebble]

how cute is making food together as a date

red names in chat shiver me timbers

[eager grail]

ugh

[stuck harness]

Very

[spice pebble]

:3 thank you peepsi

[eager grail]

i hate relationships DIE

[short kraken]

[spice pebble]

guys my dm is being very cunty in a not good way

what should i do

[short kraken]

Kill them

[spice pebble]

on it

[rugged quail]

how do people eat eggs daily

[short kraken]

With their mouths

[ruby knot]

Hello

[eager grail]

i like egg

[short kraken]

You are egg

[ruby knot]

What typa eggs we talkin?

[stuck harness]

you DIE

[rugged quail]

banana egg

[eager grail]

kimchi fried rice with egg MM MM MM

[eager grail]

NO

[short kraken]

What are the origins of this dish

What country

[spice pebble]

i hate eggs

[eager grail]

korea….

[rugged quail]

she’s korean now

[ruby knot]

Well i love banana eggs but my relationship with them is purely sexual

[short kraken]

..

[stuck juniper]

Cringe. Men can't cook

[short kraken]

I make a mean stir fry

[rugged quail]

i’m the greatest cook known to fitz

[spice pebble]

he made it all i just helped out a bit 😔

[eager grail]

my mum likes making korean food?!? what can i say

[ruby knot]

I make mean sunny side up egg

[spice pebble]

it was so baby girl of him

[short kraken]

Nothing koko nothing

[spice pebble]

ill make a mother out of him

[rugged quail]

was ur mom in korea 19 years ago

[spice pebble]

how to get a man pregnant

[eager grail]

she does say that a lot

[short kraken]

Jodie I'm starting to think your the twink

[eager grail]

but she’s just a kpop stan

[spice pebble]

you’re*

[short kraken]

Don't care

[spice pebble]

british moment

i hate the brits

[rugged quail]

koko would be cooler if she was taiwanese

[eager grail]

me too

[short kraken]

You hate koko

How sad

[spice pebble]

i laurve koko

[eager grail]

don’t call me british

i luv u jodie

[rugged quail]

same thing

[spice pebble]

[short kraken]

Koko is the best brit and loved margret thatcher

[spice pebble]

a-are we about to k-kiss

[eager grail]

i’m not british ill kms

[eager grail]

TEEHEE

[spice pebble]

woahhh

[rugged quail]

she loved the beatles and has queen lizzy photo in her bedroom

true patriot

[eager grail]

i do like the beatles

not liz tho

[short kraken]

How come when I act like this I get called A CREEP A WEIRDOOOO WHAT THE HELL AM I DOIN HERE I DONT BELONG HERE

[eager grail]

scary woman

[short kraken]

All the royals deserve death

[eager grail]

HOORAYY

[short kraken]

That's how I feel

My head hurts

[eager grail]

death bed mate

[rugged quail]

pov: you got a tumor on ur testicle

[tawdry apex]

LMFAO

[short kraken]

I have 7

[stuck juniper]

Stinks in here all of a sudden

[eager grail]

tumours or testicles?

[rugged quail]

both

[short kraken]

[eager grail]

right

[short kraken]

That's for me to know

[rugged quail]

when i walk they swing like newtons cradle

[short kraken]

Do they make the dink

[rugged quail]

yeah

[short kraken]

Mine are like those magnet things

When you put them together they make that cascading sound

[rugged quail]

magneto would love ur balls

[short kraken]

That guy is like 107

[rugged quail]

where can i get the luigi taper fade

[stuck harness]

Give me back my fucking lolipop

[rugged quail]

goo goo

[eager grail]

wain

[mortal lava]

Holy goth

Do the kids of today still know how to do the cha cha slide

[stuck harness]

If I see ONE more minority

[eager grail]

what the hell man

[mortal lava]

Watch the racism pal, this is a foreigner safe space

[tawdry apex]

googoo gaga

[eager grail]

i guess i won the spiderman fight

[mortal lava]

No cos in the early hours of the morning when no one is on it made it look like we had matching profile pictures

Which made me abit queasy

[eager grail]

oh yeah

i still won tho so

[rugged quail]

i don’t see you shooting ropes

[mortal lava]

I'll give you this one

[rugged quail]

wait a minute

[eager grail]

ropes mate?

[rugged quail]

as in cum

[eager grail]

how would you know anyways

[rugged quail]

that’s what real spiderman uses

[eager grail]

YIPPEEE

[rugged quail]

i was web slinging with him once

[eager grail]

awfully suspicious

[mortal lava]

Kill John Lennon

[stuck harness]

Guys

Can we PLEASE ban koko

[eager grail]

NOO

[rugged quail]

where do i donate

[stuck harness]

One sec I'll dm my paypal

[rugged quail]

i only got hawk tuah coin

[stuck harness]

I am going to kill myself

[eager grail]

good

koko hate is so unnecessary

[stuck harness]

It's super necessary

[carmine robin]

@mortal lava I heard a rumour you and koko had matching profile pictures

Not right

[stuck harness]

I'm gonna have to step in if that's the case

That can't be allowed to run

[mortal lava]

You have a dandadan profile at the age of 22

[stuck harness]

37*

[carmine robin]

i be odd on discord so i can be normal everywhere else

perfectly balanced as all things should be

[mortal lava]

Whatever you say thanos

[carmine robin]

thanos had some good ideas

[short garden]

Burn koko

I sleep now

Goodnight chat

[stuck harness]

MY BIG BROTHER

WAS B.I.G'S BROTHER

USED TO BE DAME AND BIGGS' BROTHER

[carmine robin]

Does anyone know what this guy is talking about

What does biggie smalls have to do with this

[stuck harness]

Bro doesn't know peak Kanye

[carmine robin]

guess i dont

he fell owf

[fresh peak]

Bf went home

[carmine robin]

@tawdry apex looks like wandas Halloween outfit is being added to rivals