general

[carmine robin]

Crayons smell nice don’t see why they shouldn’t taste nice

[stuck harness]

Rest in peace Shina fr

🕊

[molten arrow]

the evil oil baron in every movie

[eager grail]

play doh

[mortal lava]

Oil 🇺🇸

🦅

[carmine robin]

They need to make edible play doh

Or I’ll kill myself

[eager grail]

it’s not edible?!

[molten arrow]

crayons leave a weird texture in your mouth after you bite them

i mean

[steel ice]

They do have that

[molten arrow]

or so ive heard

[carmine robin]

Go to the emergency room rn please

[mortal lava]

Playdoh does smell yummy

[eager grail]

FUCK

[carmine robin]

Literally the nicest smell

[molten arrow]

play doh tastes salty

[steel ice]

It does

[molten arrow]

like the ocean

[eager grail]

Julia crayons and playdoh?

[steel ice]

Can confirm

[carmine robin]

Why are you lot eating play doh AND crayons

[steel ice]

I was a curious child

[eager grail]

now glue is where it’s at

[stuck harness]

You know what else tastes salty

[molten arrow]

to be fair i think eating crayons is more appalling for me

[stuck harness]

Salt

[carmine robin]

CRACK COCAINE IS WHERE ITS ST

[eager grail]

huffing paint rn

[molten arrow]

because i did that at far too late of an age

[steel ice]

Im gonna super glue your molars together

[molten arrow]

who up sniffing leather glue

[eager grail]

😐

[molten arrow]

this dick

[steel ice]

🤓

[molten arrow]

you when ur molars are glued shut

[eager grail]

GUYS IM LAUGHING SM….. i lied im not kys

[carmine robin]

Oh

[steel ice]

She thinks she looks like😐
But then she actually there like 🤓

[half bane]

viktor is good

[stuck harness]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[eager grail]

this isn’t funny

[stuck harness]

😐

[half bane]

in game and show

[steel ice]

LMAO

[molten arrow]

jai.

[eager grail]

STOP COPYING ME

[stuck harness]

Julio

[molten arrow]

“the she”

[steel ice]

Didn’t happen

[molten arrow]

drown in a puddle

[eager grail]

loser

[molten arrow]

thank you pablo

[steel ice]

Quiet little lady

[molten arrow]

i heart viktor league of legends

[steel ice]

🫵😐

[molten arrow]

little lady is kinda gay…

lowkey

[eager grail]

I AM NOT LITTLE

[steel ice]

Sure pal

[molten arrow]

thats something someone little would say

[stuck harness]

Master Yi better

[molten arrow]

small and scottish and EVIL

[eager grail]

NOOO PLEASE

[steel ice]

This is true

[molten arrow]

i like master yi’s flashlight face

[stuck harness]

Scottish and evil are the same

[carmine robin]

So much for the koko fan club

[eager grail]

koko fan club is still strong

[molten arrow]

koko has a fan club??

[steel ice]

Yea a small one

For a small person

[carmine robin]

Well she reckons

[molten arrow]

which misfortunate souls got roped into that

[eager grail]

i am NOT small

[steel ice]

Lies

[molten arrow]

koko is like 2 feet tall

[steel ice]

Real

[molten arrow]

liddol

[eager grail]

i’m not 2ft please

😩😩

[molten arrow]

2 ft tall and scottish

like a scottish hobgoblin

[eager grail]

STOP SAYING SCOTTISH LIKE AN INSULT

[stuck harness]

You're british 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[eager grail]

i’m going to kill you one day jai

[stuck harness]

FINALLYYYYY

[steel ice]

Shtupid shcottish shcum

[eager grail]

do not the jai

[eager grail]

CUM?

[steel ice]

NO RETARD

[molten arrow]

of course you only see cum

slag

[steel ice]

SLAG IS SO FUNNY

[eager grail]

wow slag

[molten arrow]

harlot

[steel ice]

Harlot is insane

[molten arrow]

😁😁😁

[carmine robin]

Please do not the cat

[molten arrow]

ily kokomo

[carmine robin]

Noooo

[molten arrow]

freak

[eager grail]

ily julia

[molten arrow]

winks at you with both eyes

[eager grail]

omg stop MY TROUSERS GONE

[steel ice]

Trousers

[molten arrow]

wallace and gromit ass sentence

[steel ice]

Loser

[eager grail]

HAHAHAHA

[molten arrow]

i got the wrong trousers 🤓

[eager grail]

WEVE GOT TO HIDE THE BODYYYYY

[molten arrow]

THERES NOT CHEESE AND CRACKERS IN PRISON GROMIT

[eager grail]

HEHEHHE

[carmine robin]

LMFAOOOO i forgot about that video

[eager grail]

GAH

[steel ice]

Cum amirite guys

[molten arrow]

i love wallace and gromit

[eager grail]

istg

[molten arrow]

THATS FUCKING GROSSSS

EWWWWWUHHHHHH

[eager grail]

I HATE CUM

[molten arrow]

okay lets not lie babes

[steel ice]

You guys just wouldn’t get it 😔

[steel ice]

LMAO

[eager grail]

yeah no it was hard….😏

[molten arrow]

cum lover 5000 over here saying she hates cum

[molten arrow]

hehehe hard

[eager grail]

LMAO

[steel ice]

All she talks about is fuckin cum dude

She’s a freak

[eager grail]

let’s not lie bbg

[molten arrow]

fweakazoid behooviour

[steel ice]

I’M NOT

[eager grail]

LIAR

[steel ice]

at least 7 times a day you just go on a rant about cum

Its insane

[eager grail]

STOP LYING

[molten arrow]

shes manifesting

[steel ice]

IM NOT

[molten arrow]

obviously

[eager grail]

i say it to annoy you

[molten arrow]

koko dont lie

its okay to admit you have a problem

[steel ice]

She literally just talks about cum for 30 minutes at a time

[carmine robin]

You do tbf koko

[tawdry apex]

cum is NOT that good

[eager grail]

FUCK U MHM

[steel ice]

That’s it

[molten arrow]

cum is okay at best

[eager grail]

i hate you

[steel ice]

I warned you pal

[carmine robin]

In the moment it’s woohoo then after it’s

[eager grail]

disgusting freak

[molten arrow]

no exactly

oh theyre fighting

[steel ice]

Nuh uh cum lover

[eager grail]

MHMMM

[molten arrow]

do you think theyre gonna kiss

[steel ice]

Alright that’s it

[carmine robin]

GirlS calm down

[molten arrow]

multiple

[eager grail]

STOP IT

[carmine robin]

Ladies ladies

[eager grail]

IM NOT LOOKING

[steel ice]

I WARNED YOU

[carmine robin]

Stop arguing all I said was who want me

[molten arrow]

MEMEMEMEME

[eager grail]

okay fair

ily sam

[molten arrow]

I DO I DO

ME ME MEEEE

sam hit my line

[steel ice]

Stupid cum lovin freakball

[carmine robin]

I’m actually a bit scared now

[molten arrow]

new daily affirmation just dropped

[eager grail]

i’m ignoring you

[stuck harness]

You guys are moving mad in here

Insane

[steel ice]

Huh 😭

[steel ice]

Wow rude

[molten arrow]

that was NOT me

[eager grail]

acting like you wouldn’t be the same

[steel ice]

IT LITERALLY WAS

[molten arrow]

bou buys bare boving bad bin bere

[molten arrow]

no it was my evil twin

[steel ice]

LIAR

[molten arrow]

bulia

[eager grail]

stop i’m getting excited

[stuck harness]

I literally would never

[molten arrow]

what

[steel ice]

Shush

[stuck harness]

I hate you and want you dead

[molten arrow]

quite rude

[molten arrow]

i would never say such debauchery

[eager grail]

piss yourself for the third time pal

[steel ice]

I want your child to grow up with a lisp so they get bullied

[eager grail]

idiot MAJOR IDIOT

[molten arrow]

you think i want children???

[eager grail]

ew children

[steel ice]

Yeah you’re on discord nevermind

[molten arrow]

yeah exactly

i am actively scaring the hoes

[eager grail]

they’re freaks anyways julia

[steel ice]

I just wanted to bully a fat bitch

Been waiting

She ain’t come back yet

[molten arrow]

soon bud

[eager grail]

tag her mate

[molten arrow]

long lost love

[steel ice]

Yucky

[stuck harness]

4th*

And that's just in the last hour

[molten arrow]

5th if you were man enough

[eager grail]

you didn’t inform us GET OUTTTTTT

[stuck harness]

Soon

[steel ice]

@rough temple we miss you butterball

[molten arrow]

omg hes going in for the kiss

[steel ice]

Eugh

[eager grail]

oiled up

[stuck harness]

The fitz rizzler back at it again

[molten arrow]

that is NOT a thing

[steel ice]

I hope she gets stuck trying to flip over in the water and drowns

[eager grail]

writing in his diary

[molten arrow]

enemies to lovers is such a beautiful trope

hes writing her name in hearts with his

[eager grail]

probably the best trope

[molten arrow]

kicking his feet and giggling

[molten arrow]

agreed

[steel ice]

You guys are disgusting

[molten arrow]

no im julia

you bumbling buffoon

[eager grail]

❤️ bianca ❤️ ✨ butterball ✨

[steel ice]

Fuck the bitches all the homies hate the fat bitches

[steel ice]

HEY THATS MY THING

[molten arrow]

REMEMBER WHEN I FUCKING ASKED????

[eager grail]

NOT EVERYTHING IS YOURS

[molten arrow]

BECAUSE I DO NOT

[tawdry apex]

julia i love you

[steel ice]

I’ll say it anyway loser

[molten arrow]

marie i love you

sign my boob

[steel ice]

YUH HUH

[tawdry apex]

only if you sign mine first

[eager grail]

you lost them in the accident

[eager grail]

NUH UH

[stuck harness]

It is because I say it is

[molten arrow]

we can go tradesies and then like high five them

[stuck harness]

I run this place

[steel ice]

Yeouch

[tawdry apex]

chest bump@

!!!

[eager grail]

YEOUCHHHHHH

[molten arrow]

jai are u fitz

[steel ice]

Yuh huh

[eager grail]

no koko army does

[stuck harness]

These voice chats? MINE! These text chats? MINE!!

This whole place is mine

I own fitz

[molten arrow]

dont mine at night

[eager grail]

he’s delusional again!!!

[molten arrow]

“again” like he never stops being delusional

[steel ice]

Creeper

[eager grail]

we really gonna trust a guy who pisses himself?!?

[steel ice]

Okay cum lover

Not much better

[eager grail]

kys

[steel ice]

Nuh uh uhh

[eager grail]

KIDDING DONT HURT ME

[molten arrow]

bugs when i spray them with bug spray

[stuck harness]

Bug bray

[molten arrow]

no exactly

[carmine robin]

I’m watching Malcom in the middle rn doesn’t even seem like the same man

[molten arrow]

bryan cranston hit my line

[carmine robin]

God I love him

[tawdry apex]

bob odenkirk

[stuck harness]

Julia stop messaging me in instagram

On

[tawdry apex]

LMFAOOO

[molten arrow]

I REPLIED TO SOMETHING YOU SENT ME

YOU TWAT WAFFLE

[tall olive]

why r the same four people here on rotation 😭😭

[molten arrow]

nic do u want me

[tall olive]

always

[molten arrow]

YIPPEEEEE

[stuck harness]

Well I never leave tbf

Always watching

Wepsi claus

[tall olive]

freak

[stuck harness]

No you didnt

Fucking weirdo!!!

A creep even...

[tall olive]

back to my fishing video

bye ladies

[carmine robin]

Be honest am I one of them

[tall olive]

yes

[carmine robin]

Fuck sake

[tall olive]

i literally only see u jai and marie

[stuck harness]

The four pillars of fitz

[tall olive]

sometimes julia

[carmine robin]

😭

Imagine fitz rn if us freaks weren’t here

[stuck harness]

I got nothing else to do tbf I cba playing video games anymore

Downloaded cyberpunk just to not touch it again

[tall olive]

sam dont forget to say happy birthday to luke

the old fucks aging

ageing idk

[carmine robin]

I did lol

[stuck harness]

No it'd be a wasteland

[carmine robin]

He was in here complaining

[stuck harness]

Maybe we should let it die

[tall olive]

i only just sent my message

[carmine robin]

Yeah right

You are addicted to this place

[tall olive]

genuinely the day jai stops using discord will be glorious

[stuck harness]

True

[molten arrow]

like a moth to a flame

[stuck harness]

It's not gonna happen man I'm 8 years deep soon to be 9

[tall olive]

ew

really

[molten arrow]

oh dear

[stuck harness]

Yessir

[tall olive]

thats disgusting

[stuck harness]

There's not been a day since 2016 that I haven't opened discord

At least once

[molten arrow]

you need help

[tall olive]

i got discord in 2020 and i get sick of it every two months

[molten arrow]

ykniw thats real

[stuck harness]

I mean it's the main way I talk to my irl friends so

If I didn't have discord

[tall olive]

thats so strange

[stuck harness]

💀

[molten arrow]

yoy dont talk to me

[tall olive]

why do u not use ig or just messages like a normal person

[molten arrow]

jai am i not irl

[stuck harness]

Because they don't use ig like that and messages is too jarring

[molten arrow]

or do u just hate me

[stuck harness]

Dislike

[tall olive]

julia we're classed as discord friends

didnt u know that

[molten arrow]

thats fucked up

[carmine robin]

You use discord to talk to irl friends ?

[tall olive]

we're not real friends to him

[molten arrow]

i sat next to him in the movies

i got him garlic bread

[carmine robin]

Okay but what movie

[molten arrow]

i am NOT a discord friend

[tall olive]

yeha he hates u sorry to tell u

[molten arrow]

the evil dead rises

[stuck harness]

Yessir

[carmine robin]

That’s nasty work

[cloud mortar]

Omg I love viktor arcane too

[molten arrow]

YIPPEE YIPPEEE

[stuck harness]

Sometimes we'll use messages or whatever but like discords just easier since we're always on it

[tall olive]

'20 and a mess' ur so real

[cloud mortar]

Stalker

[tall olive]

damn straight

no one new ever comes in here

[cloud mortar]

I also wanna die

[stuck harness]

That's my shotgun you thieving CUNT

[carmine robin]

Wepsi scares them away

[molten arrow]

YOU TITTY SUCKING PARASITE

[carmine robin]

Well

[tall olive]

id be scared of that face too tbh

sorry jai

[molten arrow]

DAMN NIC

[carmine robin]

Poor little twink

[stuck harness]

I'm the guardian of this sacred place of worship

They must pass my test

[carmine robin]

[stuck harness]

Creating a discord account for my future kid

[molten arrow]

jai your test is pissing yourself and calling it a day

[stuck harness]

Yeah

[molten arrow]

i pissed myself now what

[cloud mortar]

Can you condition him to give women money

[stuck harness]

nice!

[molten arrow]

omg this is like the first nice thing youve ever said to me

[stuck harness]

No

[eager grail]

just pass it down like a heirloom

[stuck harness]

Fuck no this shit is mine

[tawdry apex]

😭😭😭

[molten arrow]

wepsi jr

[stuck harness]

That'll be his username

😭

[tawdry apex]

imwepsi2.0

[stuck harness]

Wepsi the 2nd of Hotel Fitz

[tawdry apex]

imwepsiII

[cloud mortar]

Keep him off this planet 🙏

[molten arrow]

can i bully ur kid, jai

[stuck harness]

What if I have a daughter

[molten arrow]

as like a rite of passage

if you have a daughter can i be her godmother

[tawdry apex]

auntie julia

[carmine robin]

Wepsi has to talk to women to have a baby don’t even panic guys

[eager grail]

true

[next portal]

who pullin up to bali YEWWWW

[stuck harness]

I'm pregnant

[stuck juniper]

[stuck juniper]

im the father

[molten arrow]

her and i will have girl talk and i will teach her how to poison men

[eager grail]

stop hating on me

[tawdry apex]

aqua tofana..

[molten arrow]

i mean… my name IS julia

[tawdry apex]

NO FR

[stuck harness]

It is???

[stuck juniper]

just making sure chonks girlfriend stays in line

[stuck harness]

GO COLLECT YOUR FOOD

[molten arrow]

drown in a puddle of your own excrement

[stuck juniper]

yeah make her eat!

[molten arrow]

she ate

💅

[stuck harness]

Only on sundays

[eager grail]

shush

[molten arrow]

on the sabbath

[stuck juniper]

she ate my left arm off dude

[molten arrow]

ok but was it deserved?

[stuck juniper]

NO?!?!?!?

[molten arrow]

sometimes a girl just needs a nibble

she’s just a girl!!!

[tawdry apex]

eated it

[stuck juniper]

more like a demon....

[tawdry apex]

the right one is next

[molten arrow]

soon.

[stuck juniper]

im gonna be a nugget by new year

[molten arrow]

hopefully

[cloud mortar]

That’s what I’m saying

[molten arrow]

if we’re lucky

[stuck harness]

Hijo de puta

[stuck juniper]

MF WHAT

[molten arrow]

please be nice to me

[molten arrow]

😁😁😁

[stuck harness]

Hmmmm nah...

[stuck juniper]

hope a kangaroo kicks you

[molten arrow]

hide your limbs from the chompster

[molten arrow]

me too man me too

[molten arrow]

okay 😔

[stuck juniper]

putting on a kangaroo outfit and kicking you to death

[molten arrow]

dont do that ill be in love with you

[molten arrow]

AWOOOOGA

[molten arrow]

NOT GOJO

[stuck harness]

Yallah habibi

[molten arrow]

so true king

[stuck harness]

That's it I've had enough

[carmine robin]

Good night chat see you in 15 mins xo

[stuck juniper]

please dont come back

[stuck harness]

Thank god

[carmine robin]

What da flip

[molten arrow]

i miss her already

[carmine robin]

It’s like she’s still here sometimes

[molten arrow]

its like i can still hear her voice

[stuck harness]

@molten arrow

[molten arrow]

oh my god what

[stuck harness]

Nvm

Go away!

Shoo!!!

[molten arrow]

:c

but

papoy :c

[molten arrow]

BANANA

[drowsy mason]

Whiplash

[carmine robin]

Me rn chat

[stuck harness]

SHES BACK

[carmine robin]

I was just seeing who was about before my slumber

Goodnight

[molten arrow]

NIGHTY NIGHT

[stuck harness]

Shut u9

[molten arrow]

:/

[cloud mortar]

Hi chat

[stuck harness]

gday

[molten arrow]

thats you fr

hello carl

[stuck harness]

innit

[cloud mortar]

Bad day bad badd bad bad day

[molten arrow]

innit fr!!!

[stuck harness]

you're telling me... a shrimp gulps

fried this rice??

[native blaze]

Hihi

[tawdry apex]

thats it im joining the server

[stuck harness]

LOLLL

[dense turret]

Hi

Who single and from the uk

[gusty palm]

meow meow

[tough hull]

hello chat

how are we

[dense turret]

Hi

[stuck juniper]

me

[dense turret]

And a female

[stuck juniper]

im female

[dense turret]

Add me

Ok

[stuck harness]

Is that... really you

Jerf

[cloud mortar]

Hi chat

[tawdry apex]

hey carly

[cloud mortar]

Hi marie Christmas

[tough hull]

yes indeed weps

wahts shakin

[stuck juniper]

hi themistheg

[short kraken]

When referring to yourself do you say

It is icarly

[heady lotus]

Hey, it’s been many months but well, yeah

[cloud mortar]

I’m going to invert your flesh

[queen spoke]

I am not okay

I regret paying for Netflix

[short garden]

Why

[pastel wedge]

Got a steering wheel cover for my car it feels fancy now

[swift bear]

Cat

@stuck harness hai websi

[stuck harness]

Hola

[brave ginkgo]

Share me the password so we can regret it together

[short kraken]

Finally back to normal

[onyx socket]

yo why is my name this

cany mod can change this smh

[rugged quail]

bonjour babygirls

[tawdry apex]

GOD PLEASE LET ME SLEEP

my head is on fire chat

[rugged quail]

i just woke up u can go sleep now

[tawdry apex]

good morning

(4pm)

[rugged quail]

i’ll take care of the demons

[tawdry apex]

or is it 5pm

[rugged quail]

5

[tawdry apex]

yeah it's 5 okay, daylight savings...

[rugged quail]

[tawdry apex]

TEEHEE

[rugged quail]

why does he look so racist

[tawdry apex]

idk maybe he is

[swift bear]

How is you

[eager grail]

RAAHHH

[short kraken]

U smell

[eager grail]

i’m so cold dude

[short kraken]

Why

What's the temp in good ol Scotland

[brave ginkgo]

It's really hard to keep the conversation going when the person talking to you farts and pretends that he didn't do it specifically if you know them on a surface level

[short kraken]

Is It though

[eager grail]

it’s only 2C but i’m fucking freezing

[short kraken]

Do some cardio

[eager grail]

i’m hiding under blankets rn

[short kraken]

Maybe invest in real pj's then not just an old shirt idk

Dude get a massive robe they are so warm and cosy @eager grail

[eager grail]

wow

[eager grail]

i have one of those big fluffy hoodies too but i cba moving

[short kraken]

? What

[short kraken]

Real af

[inner pollen]

KOKO

[eager grail]

RARES

[inner pollen]

WASSAAAAAP

[short kraken]

@inner pollen do t trust her bro she's got plans for your insurance

[inner pollen]

damn...

[eager grail]

HEYYYOOOO

[inner pollen]

HOW ARE YOU

[eager grail]

SLEEPY, JUST WOKE UP

YOU?

[inner pollen]

JUST CAME BACK FROM UNI

[mortal lava]

Cold today mind

[rugged quail]

smell fart eat ass

[eager grail]

COOL DUDE

[inner pollen]

NOT REALLY

[mortal lava]

I can't even get out of bed

It's so cold

[eager grail]

that’s me rn

[eager grail]

WHY

[rugged quail]

GET OUT

[eager grail]

nap time!!!

[mortal lava]

ts so cold

ah saying that its not too bad

3 degrees

[rugged quail]

how many naps do u need

[eager grail]

as much as possible

[rugged quail]

just sleep

[eager grail]

night koko fan club

[rugged quail]

i love 9 hrs of uninterrupted sleep

quality sleep

[eager grail]

don’t rub it in

[rugged quail]

that’s what she said

[swift bear]

Mr. Main is still alive...

[inner pollen]

I HAD CLASSES SINCE 8 AM

[stuck harness]

Fucking sensational mate

[rugged quail]

i’m an ai

real one died back in 18th april,2018

[stuck harness]

mAInul

[rugged quail]

next guest on joe rogan for sure

[stuck harness]

What will you talk about

[rugged quail]

fat penguins and corn flakes

[carmine robin]

Count me in

[carmine robin]

I fell asleep in a snoodie last night this northern cold is no joke

[inner pollen]

wEpsI

[swift bear]

Oh awesome

[swift bear]

Fantastic man

[carmine robin]

Like a dressing gown material but a massive oversized hoodie

[rugged quail]

big ass hoodie

[carmine robin]

It’s great

Can game in it and still feeling like I’m under a blanket

I would die for snoodie I wouldn’t kill for snoodie

mood tbh

[rugged quail]

gross

i’d kill for some cajun pasta rn tho

[hallow vigil]

Murder is bad

[carmine robin]

9/11 was bad

[hallow vigil]

[rugged quail]

not always…..

[hallow vigil]

Got an example?

[stuck harness]

Fortnite

[hallow vigil]

Mmmm Fortnite

You should be, Dr Pepper is bad

[rugged quail]

like murdering jai for saying skibidi all the time

[hallow vigil]

I matched with Deji on hinge

[rugged quail]

smash

prob not real tho

[hallow vigil]

Was a verified account tbf

[hallow vigil]

Good. Cry.

[rugged quail]

go out with him so you get to see how big his forehead is irl

[runic mulch]

Deji on hinge is wild

[carmine robin]

that would put me off hinge for life

[rugged quail]

BUT FREE LUNCHABLES!!!

[hallow vigil]

We exchanged like three messages and he had dead chat so ignored him

[runic mulch]

lol

[carmine robin]

Don’t get it twisted, you mean lunchly

[rugged quail]

oh fuck logan paul is gonna sue me now

[carmine robin]

probably

i cant fucking stand him

[queen spoke]

Someone's getting touched tonight

Prepare

[mortal lava]

Someone catfishing as deji is insane

[hallow vigil]

Luke why are you here with zero levels

[carmine robin]

dont get him started

[mortal lava]

Don't get me started

[carmine robin]

LMFAOOO why wont it get off 240k

[rugged quail]

don’t get it twisted

[mortal lava]

It's proper pissing me off

The thing is fucking broken

[carmine robin]

It’s probs bc you rejoined after they added the new bot

[mortal lava]

Don't get this shit with the mighty yeet bot

[stuck harness]

😭😭😭

[rugged quail]

at least it wasn’t sam pepper

[stuck harness]

Is it sticky

[rugged quail]

it chewy like beef jerky

[bleak fjord]

Foods getting so expensive I’m bouta start jerking the beef myself

[rugged quail]

beef jerky so expensive i gotta jerk my own meat nowadays

[queen spoke]

I have to poo

[swift bear]

Wow

[bleak fjord]

Went outside in 115F weather bc I heard the heat was stroking ppl

[carmine robin]

ah hell naw

[subtle coral]

👀

[eager grail]

hello koko army

i have awoke from my slumber

[rugged quail]

went to the neighbourhood grandma coz i heard she was giving away stroganoff

[short kraken]

No longer associated with you

[rugged quail]

this guy is wearing jorts in the gym

[eager grail]

cmon salim you know you love koko army

[rugged quail]

koko army members: 1

[short kraken]

I don't live laugh or love it

[carmine robin]

i just jorted in my pants

[carmine robin]

1/2 shes only little

[rugged quail]

she’s .7 so i rounded upto 1

[eager grail]

guys i’m not little 😔😔

[short kraken]

🤏

[carmine robin]

koko of you of asian decent

desent

??

chat help me out

[eager grail]

i am not of asian descent

i swear the amount of times i get called asian 😩

[carmine robin]

oh

koko ill be the first to admit im suprised

i thought you were little bc you were asian

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what are you!!!????

[eager grail]

i’m just white girlie 😭😭

[carmine robin]

i swear someone said you had a baddie asian mum

[eager grail]

nope!

[carmine robin]

maybe you arent that little

[eager grail]

but i get called asian a lot

[woven terrace]

Yea but it's me, and us scots throw cars n shit

Don't mess

Just bringing some morale into thise chat

Hiii

[eager grail]

hello ewan!

[woven terrace]

Hello

[stuck harness]

Hello wepsi army

[woven terrace]

Just making my appearance

[rugged quail]

i thought kokos asian too

she’s actually a german twink

[remote haven]

oop

[rugged quail]

can wepsi army defeat bosnia

gotta say out of all the frozen cheese gouda tastes the best

[eager grail]

nein

[short kraken]

[carmine robin]

Glad it wasn’t just me

[eager grail]

salim spreading rumours

[carmine robin]

Maybe um don’t look Asian

ASIAN FISHER !!!

[eager grail]

STOP SOMEONE SAID THAT TO ME IN SCHOOL

[rugged quail]

she’s just one of many genghis khan descendants

[short kraken]

I think koko is racist ngl

Blackface for Asians

[eager grail]

guys please 😔 i just wear eyeliner

[rugged quail]

it’s okay to be asian it’s 2024!!!

[carmine robin]

dw one of my ex bfs friends said i was asian fishing bc i was wearing eyeline r

that one friend whos too woke type business

[short kraken]

@carmine robin you are the least Asian looking person I've ever seen

[carmine robin]

exactly

wait

how do you know what i look like

erm hello 999

[short kraken]

You've shown me ?

[carmine robin]

was i drunk

[short kraken]

Idk

[eager grail]

sam even you know what i look like 😭

i’m definitely not asian

[short kraken]

@eager grail ur so Asian core 💅

[remote haven]

wait so why are we comvinced theyre asian?

[eager grail]

i’ll never escape

[short kraken]

Vibes

[remote haven]

i see

[eager grail]

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

anyways my mum is making korean food

[remote haven]

asian.

[stuck juniper]

Shut up

[eager grail]

okay 😔

[carmine robin]

you look so asian LOL

genuinley

[eager grail]

NO I DONT

[carmine robin]

i thought you were like half

[stuck juniper]

Thanks :)

[carmine robin]

you are NOT beating the asian allegations lil bro

[eager grail]

RAAAHHHHH

[carmine robin]

thats like me eating something nasty and saying im not white

thats like me eating boiled chicken and saying im not white

[eager grail]

mama koko is laughing at the asian allegations

this isn’t funny

[short kraken]

Tell her she's hot

[eager grail]

die

[short kraken]

:c

[rugged quail]

u had urself as ur pfp many times

still can’t believe sam is actually a 6’4 black man called samuel

[carmine robin]

It’s me samuel l jackson

I’m a funny black guy

[rugged quail]

say the n word!

[stuck juniper]

is your mom just as annoying as you

[cloud mortar]

Hi guys

[rugged quail]

will mama koko go out with me

[eager grail]

stop hitting on my mum

[stuck juniper]

hi carly

[rugged quail]

i’ll give her foot massages

she must be tired from yelling at you all day

[cloud mortar]

Hello man

[eager grail]

we don’t argue 😁

[stuck juniper]

huh?

[rugged quail]

yeah she’s too busy with me to argue

[stuck juniper]

how are you, carly

[rugged quail]

sorry it was free

[steel ice]

Gay

[cloud mortar]

Yk when you’re like sad and you’re expecting to at least wake up with a few messages but like. You don’t? That’s how I’m feeling :))

[cloud mortar]

Wtf

[stuck juniper]

so youre feeling lonely

[eager grail]

nah i get weird ass messages when i wake up

[short kraken]

[cloud mortar]

Explain

[eager grail]

no further explanation

[rugged quail]

well you see she’s a woman on discord

[cloud mortar]

Yes and I have a massive penis

[rugged quail]

good for you!

[cloud mortar]

Thanks! (I’m lying)

[carmine robin]

koko gets harassed in here when she wakes up

[rugged quail]

good thing u werent here a few years ago

[short kraken]

I'm out here stro

[rugged quail]

koko joined this server when she was 5 😭

[eager grail]

SHUT UP

[rugged quail]

that’s why she prob didn’t chat here

[cloud mortar]

I had a dream after I sent you that message about inverting your flesh.

[short kraken]

5 ft

[eager grail]

i was 13…

[carmine robin]

christ she has been here awhile

[steel ice]

Yucky

[eager grail]

DIE

[short kraken]

That's epic

[stuck juniper]

icky

[cloud mortar]

Nooo…..

[rugged quail]

it’s alright she’s 15 now!

[carmine robin]

loool

[short kraken]

Nobody enjoys inverting flesh these days

[cloud mortar]

As long as it’s yours and I don’t have to see it

[rugged quail]

my new protein powder flavour is ass ngl

now i gotta eat this shit for 30 days

[short kraken]

Whos

[cloud mortar]

I love ass flavored protein powder

[rugged quail]

mine

[cloud mortar]

Can we get married

[carmine robin]

you know a chicken Kiev is gonna be good when it starts squirting

[cloud mortar]

That brings up an interesting point. At what age did y’all realize the word squirting isn’t as innocent as you thought it was?

[carmine robin]

everyone knows its piss

[rugged quail]

i love when things squirt all over my mouth

[dark wigeon]

whae

[short kraken]

Ofc

[stuck juniper]

You need to be banned

[carmine robin]

okay my peanits is up

[cloud mortar]

I don’t think 10 year olds know that

[carmine robin]

thats a really odd thing to say carly

[steel ice]

Why is carly always thinking about kids

[stuck juniper]

Carly a freakazoid

[steel ice]

Fuckin freak

[cloud mortar]

Thanks

[carmine robin]

a bit weird

[short kraken]

Number 6 MAN URINATES on fellow PASSENGERS for not being allowed to SMOKE

[carmine robin]

fucking nonce

[steel ice]

Fellow pissengers

[short kraken]

I'm reconsidering this marriage

[carmine robin]

probs for the best

[cloud mortar]

😔

[rugged quail]

roasted pecans are so good u guys are missing out

[cloud mortar]

Did you guys even read this 😔

[steel ice]

Why do you wanna know how young we were when we discovered squirting

[short kraken]

So fuckin real

[steel ice]

Freak

[cloud mortar]

I am a psych major so I’m curious how ur mind was flipped

[carmine robin]

salim get on your lil laptop and play phas ffs

[eager grail]

i’m 12

[short kraken]

I don't have a lil laptop

[rugged quail]

he’s busy playing fnaf trap music

[stuck juniper]

Youre just a freak

[carmine robin]

what you got

[stuck juniper]

Bet you play roblox

[rugged quail]

don’t say that

[short kraken]

Nothing atm

[steel ice]

Fat major with a minor in freak

[cloud mortar]

I do

[stuck juniper]

Everyone report her for being too young to use discord and get her banned

[cloud mortar]

Certified, 7 days a week

[rugged quail]

rip koko

[eager grail]

NOOO

[rugged quail]

now she gotta show her face to discord devs

[brave ginkgo]

I support that 100 percent

[steel ice]

Sorry koko i gotta

[short kraken]

Got a steam deck but I can't vc on it atm

[rugged quail]

(furries btw)

[carmine robin]

the wepsi situation all over again

[eager grail]

NOOO

[rugged quail]

get your id ready

[short kraken]

Koko gotta gogo

[brave ginkgo]

You want to get reported as well?

[carmine robin]

go on then

probs for the best

[rugged quail]

i already reported sam 50 times

[carmine robin]

fuck sake

[brave ginkgo]

No i like you
I don't like koko

[eager grail]

BRO

[stuck juniper]

Preach

[cloud mortar]

What did koko do

[carmine robin]

yeah when i found out she wasnt asian she went down in my scale

[short kraken]

Eating some soft waffles rn

[carmine robin]

fucking asian fisher

[eager grail]

what the fuck guys

[stuck juniper]

She's Scottish. Already bottom of the scale

[short kraken]

#stopasianhate

[rugged quail]

remember when she said she was mongolian?!

[eager grail]

hey this is fucked up

[carmine robin]

yeah she went into the - zone when i found out she was just some white girl

[stuck juniper]

So is your accent

[eager grail]

no way you just said this

[rugged quail]

just quoting you

[brave ginkgo]

Absolutely nothing

[carmine robin]

alot

[eager grail]

on holiday a random ass family asked if i was mongolian

[cloud mortar]

Guys I’m in love with every single one of you

[short kraken]

I remember when koko said her mother was Korean

[carmine robin]

sorry im of age

[stuck juniper]

Remove me from the list

[eager grail]

STOP THE RUMOURS

[steel ice]

Remove me as well

[rugged quail]

lmao

[brave ginkgo]

Whatever the other guys said same

[cloud mortar]

HOW of age

[steel ice]

Dude

[short kraken]

37

[stuck juniper]

Nah someone fucking ban carly

[rugged quail]

38

[cloud mortar]

Expired

[rugged quail]

she has 3 grandchildren

[steel ice]

No for fuckin real

[carmine robin]

someone call the police

[eager grail]

MU GOD

[rugged quail]

nonce!!!

[steel ice]

Mu

[carmine robin]

back in my day we used to beat our wives 🧓🏻

[stuck juniper]

Carly acting like this isn't funny btw

[eager grail]

die chonks

[cloud mortar]

I don’t like 18 year olds that much that’s why

Too young

[rugged quail]

can’t decide if i should beat my wife or my children

[stuck juniper]

Idk man.....

[steel ice]

Yea too young for you…

[short kraken]

Someone get her dad off her phone

[carmine robin]

😭

[eager grail]

children because you can always have more

[steel ice]

Acting like a mf that thinks they’re too old

[stuck juniper]

Send chonks a picture of your feet to prove you're telling the truth @cloud mortar

[rugged quail]

can’t get rid of free labour tho

[steel ice]

No??

[cloud mortar]

You don’t trust me 😞??

[carmine robin]

if my wife doesnt have my chicken nuggies and my slippers ready when i get home she gets a good whalloping

[cloud mortar]

Who is chonks

[eager grail]

fair enough, i think that’s where i was going wrong

[stuck juniper]

I don't trust short people

[short kraken]

Guys I'm not actually 37

[stuck juniper]

@steel ice

[steel ice]

Im not a minor so you can stay away from me

[cloud mortar]

I’m 5’11

[stuck juniper]

Me when I lie

[carmine robin]

okay lamp post

[rugged quail]

i’m 16 and 4 months old!!!

[cloud mortar]

Me when I fucking GET you

[ruby knot]

You know nothing jon snow

[steel ice]

RUN

[carmine robin]

MAIN HIDE

[stuck juniper]

Remove a 1 and ill believe it

[rugged quail]

but they promised chicken tendies!!!!

[ruby knot]

Finally someone younger then me

[cloud mortar]

Just ask my mommy

[ruby knot]

About 6 months but still younger

[steel ice]

YOU GOTTA RUN TOO

[stuck juniper]

Dude

[ruby knot]

Wdym

[steel ice]

Carly likes em young

[cloud mortar]

No

[ruby knot]

Ill stay.

[stuck juniper]

I didn't think I'd find someone I dislike more than koko

[carmine robin]

ah christ

[cloud mortar]

….get away from me

[eager grail]

hey 😔

[ruby knot]

I dont fucking like you cunt

Ill stay bc i want to

[steel ice]

Ou get her

[carmine robin]

think you are too old for her anyways

[cloud mortar]

Noooo 😭!

[carmine robin]

she keeps it under double digits

[cloud mortar]

Opp

[rugged quail]

she stops at 10 o clock

[short kraken]

When I forget how to speak French

[steel ice]

@ruby knot she’s fat too get her man

[ruby knot]

Jesus christ every person now thinks someone has a crush on them bc of one or two word

What an ego

[carmine robin]

7 oclock on the dot i need a crack rock on the spot

[ruby knot]

Ew

Ukkers

[rugged quail]

i need crack

[steel ice]

Yuckers fr

This guy gets it

[rugged quail]

sam can u hook me up

[eager grail]

DR PEPPAAAA

[steel ice]

Dr peppa

[short kraken]

DOKTOR PEPPA

[cloud mortar]

I’m eating him as well

[eager grail]

WOAH

[steel ice]

You’re eating the minor

[ruby knot]

Ofc ur eating u fat pig

[steel ice]

Fuckin freak

[eager grail]

EATING BABIES NOW

[short kraken]

YOU WHAT

[cloud mortar]

I’m so hungy

[carmine robin]

always eating something this one

[steel ice]

For real

[stuck juniper]

@eager grail koko

[eager grail]

mori!!

[stuck juniper]

Hello

[cloud mortar]

Yeah keep it coming, I need a conveyor belt of food directly into my mouth

[eager grail]

heyo

[stuck juniper]

You fucking stink

[ruby knot]

Bet when u snore it sounds like a Whales sonar @cloud mortar

[carmine robin]

carly and bianca would get on so well

[rugged quail]

they would bankrupt a buffet chain

[cloud mortar]

Whatever doesn’t keep the house silent

[stuck juniper]

So would you and bangs

Please get some

[steel ice]

Bianca too old she wouldn’t like her

[carmine robin]

if carly and bianca jumped at the same time the earth would explode