general

[inner pollen]

HELLL YEEEEAAAAA

[stuck harness]

spotify got me hype

mb

EVEN THROUUUUUGHHHH THE DARKEST DAAAAAAYSSSS

THIS FIIIIIIREEEE BURNSSSSSS

feel like im playing smackdown vs raw 2011 again 😔

take me back

[rugged quail]

it’s alright he’s having his main character moment too

[tall olive]

'having my batman moment'

therapy

[tawdry apex]

LMFAO

[rugged quail]

i’m just checking out the gym tbh

it’s decent for a hotel gym

[tall olive]

it looks very pretty

good lighting

[rugged quail]

better lighting than my actual gym tbh

[tall olive]

take thirst trap pics

like a true gymbro

[brave ginkgo]

Universities should include a hygiene class for those nasty mfs

[stuck juniper]

But hear me out.....

[tawdry apex]

zip it

[tall olive]

i fr thought ur pfps were matching roblox avatars

[tawdry apex]

LMFAO

[tall olive]

i need my glasses bro 😭😭

[brave ginkgo]

Damn that was a fast reply

[tawdry apex]

not it was not 🙏

[tall olive]

its cos were in love

[brave ginkgo]

When is the wedding 🥰

[stuck harness]

DROP DROP DROP DROPPPP

DROP A FIFTY BAG FOR THE MOB IN THE SPOT

[brave ginkgo]

Purple people always piss me off

[tall olive]

r u listening to drake

......

[stuck harness]

i heard that one of em lil kids might be dave freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[keen crag]

jumpscare

[rugged quail]

lil bro is watching tiktok’s now

LOCK IN

[solar pulsar]

tiptop

[rugged quail]

she top on my tip she i tik in her tok

[stuck juniper]

Yes ma'am

[solar pulsar]

@rugged quail negative rizz

[carmine robin]

I love roblos

[tall olive]

icl i still lsiten to drake

[solar pulsar]

zero bars

[rugged quail]

say that to the 50 year old granny i saw today

[solar pulsar]

LMFOAO???

[tall olive]

why is ur name that lottie

[tawdry apex]

COOK HIM!!!

[solar pulsar]

BURN WITCH BURN

[rugged quail]

shut up mcdonald

mcdonald

alright

autocorrect can take over

[solar pulsar]

i am a dumbass i said i would go to a science museum today with someone

and i did NOT realize is was a whole group

[tawdry apex]

😭😭😭

[rugged quail]

chat there’s a shake shack across me is shake shack good

[tawdry apex]

i am cryonf

[tall olive]

mckdohnahld

[solar pulsar]

what the fuck is a shack shock

[tawdry apex]

where the fuck are you that has a shake shack 😭

[tall olive]

do they shake

[tawdry apex]

i havent heard that in ages

[stuck juniper]

Sam... get out....

[keen crag]

(me too)

[tall olive]

LMAOOOOO

[stuck harness]

too bad geezer hasnt made a good song in like 7 months

[tall olive]

shut up

[rugged quail]

singapore

[stuck harness]

need kanye and kid cudi to kiss n make up already

drop more music together PLEASE

🙏

[rugged quail]

i can be kanye

you can be cudi

[rugged quail]

dr house and cuddy

[stuck harness]

LMFAO

[eager grail]

outside

[stuck harness]

pssst, i see dead people

chat this coke zero is NOT hitting rn

[rugged quail]

you didn’t answer my question woman

is it good tho

[eager grail]

bro what is wrong with you

[tawdry apex]

i think it is good

i hear good things

[rugged quail]

stop thinking

you’re supposed to know

shake it for shaq

shake shaq

i’m hilarious

[stuck harness]

shaq shaking it

metro shut yo ho ass up and make some drums 🗣️

right yeah nah im cooked

im listening to the kahoot theme song at 3am on a monday

[carmine robin]

?

[carmine robin]

Interesting

[eager grail]

are you going through a crisis

[rugged quail]

i forgot to bring my charger so i’m using my dads broken old ass charger

fucking 2% in 10 mins

[stuck harness]

No actually I've never been better

[eager grail]

you sound manic

[carmine robin]

Me when I’m going through a crisis

[tall olive]

manifesting hes manic enough to send me 2k

[eager grail]

you’re on to something actually

[tall olive]

i need the money

[stuck juniper]

Guys

Daily reminder

[eager grail]

uh oh

[remote delta]

I keep sneezing omg

Someone take my nose ong

[stuck harness]

Idk what that means but I'm getting a kebab so

[stuck harness]

Good game that

Crysis 3 🙏

[eager grail]

lucky bitch i’m starving

[stuck harness]

Go get food pal

[eager grail]

i need to wait for my friends girlfriend 😔

[carmine robin]

SCRAN FIRST HOES SECOND

[stuck juniper]

Being a 3rd wheel is crazy

[eager grail]

DUDE there’s 5 of us

[stuck juniper]

Oh... erm....... a 5th wheel then

Question mark

[eager grail]

WAIT

i’m the only single one

[woven terrace]

I'll come?

[eager grail]

fuck this shit man

[woven terrace]

If invited ofc

[eager grail]

i’m not near you dude

[stuck juniper]

Chonks could change that

[steel ice]

MAN

[stuck juniper]

It's like you know when I mention you

[steel ice]

YEA

I LITERALLY CAN FEEL IT

[woven terrace]

Boy has a spider sense

[steel ice]

Im gonna fuck up all of your senses big guy

😏

[woven terrace]

Well 1 is already fucked

...

Know what

I'm up for it

[steel ice]

Yea i started a bit early

[woven terrace]

😎

Mon

Me're

[eager grail]

come up dunblane bro

[faint urchin]

its not a phase anymore

this is just like, its my life now

[carmine robin]

[faint urchin]

Me when on the emo forever spotify playlist

[carmine coyote]

Stay strong soldier 🙏🏻

[eager grail]

FOOD TIMEEEE

[carmine coyote]

Deep fried kebab

[eager grail]

deep fried kebab?!

[stone zinc]

this server fell off harddd

[stuck juniper]

eat chonks

[eager grail]

@steel ice

[steel ice]

Dude

This mf says this then walks away

Im gonna fucking beat him

[stuck juniper]

SNITCH

[eager grail]

LMAOOO

[stuck juniper]

stop acting like you arent madly in love with chonks

you literally told me you liked him but didnt wanna embarrass yourself

[steel ice]

Okay pal

[stuck harness]

🦘

[stuck juniper]

idk why she wont be honest with you

[dusk vessel]

I'm proud

[steel ice]

Man shut up

[dusk vessel]

I do 16km by walking

[steel ice]

Who asked

[stuck juniper]

i do 17

heh

[dusk vessel]

Proof?

[steel ice]

A bit older than the usual

[steel ice]

Freakball

[eager grail]

who are you?

[stuck juniper]

idk i just work here

i have no idea who you are

i just... want chonks to find love

[eager grail]

are yous like married

[stuck juniper]

hes into scottish girls... he doesnt want me

[inner pollen]

hello koko are you still hanging

[eager grail]

yes i had McDonald’s hehehehhe

[stuck juniper]

SIGMA RIZZ LORDS UNITE IN OHIO

WE MUST COMBINE OUR RIZZ AURA TO STOP THE HUZZ FROM TAKING OVER THE WORLD

[carmine coyote]

Scottish snack innit

[steel ice]

Im gonna fucking strangle this guy

[loud scroll]

Right foot creep

[stuck juniper]

walking with that heat

[carmine coyote]

Yeah i love getting stoned or whatever

[loud scroll]

Look around stay low make sure they don’t see you‼️

[inner pollen]

HELL YEAAA KOKO GETTING BETTER

[eager grail]

yippeeee!!

[eager grail]

agreed

[eager grail]

that makes me extremely happy

[loud scroll]

Excuse me?

[proud glen]

[inner pollen]

these boys say ur a snack, is this real???

[steel ice]

No

[eager grail]

chonks is right

[steel ice]

I always am

[loud scroll]

Bro?

[loud scroll]

I love this chonky guy

[loud scroll]

Monke….

[loud scroll]

I forgor carti had a son

[eager grail]

meh

[steel ice]

Mf gonna try and act like they don’t know i am

[eager grail]

SORRY WHO ARE YOU?!

[loud scroll]

Monke cmon…explain….now….

[steel ice]

Now we gonna act like you don’t know me at all huh

[eager grail]

okay mr hugh

[proud glen]

and a daughter

[steel ice]

Okay koko ☝️🤓

[proud glen]

carti's a terrible father

[loud scroll]

Ah yes (Yves)

Monke…now pls…

[loud scroll]

Me too (I have no kids)

[inner pollen]

u have 3838282 kids

[proud glen]

u have 4 kids bro 🙏

no child support

[loud scroll]

Since fucking WHEN??!???

[inner pollen]

he went for milk for real chat

[loud scroll]

Monke.

[eager grail]

SHUSH BOY

[steel ice]

Shut up tiny broad

[eager grail]

watch it

[steel ice]

Watch these nuts pal

[loud scroll]

But monke

[stuck juniper]

See what I mean. He wants you

[steel ice]

Man stfu

[eager grail]

i HATE this guy

[steel ice]

HAHA

Fuckin loser

[stuck juniper]

Mad I'm right

You and koko gonna sex

[steel ice]

I’m literally not mad

You’re just fuckin stupid

[steel ice]

😐

[loud scroll]

Monke pls. I need an explanation

[tawdry apex]

what if i commit genocide

i think that would be pretty fricking cool...

[stuck juniper]

Me first me first!!!

[tawdry apex]

you know if we were to kill every person in the world and turn it into a massive meat ball, it would be the size of central park

[stuck juniper]

YOU KNOW THIS WHY?!?@?@

[tawdry apex]

obviously very tall too but like

[tawdry apex]

iono

[short kraken]

I will turn you into a worm test your love

[tawdry apex]

i fully accept that no one would love me if i was a worm, because i would literally be a worm

💀

[short kraken]

@tawdry apex OK now your a worm with a mini green scarf

[tawdry apex]

🪱

🧣

[tawdry apex]

freak

[short kraken]

Damn

[runic mulch]

you put BBQ on mac and cheese

hush up child.

[tawdry apex]

i do not do it, i'm saying i've tried it and it was not that bad

shut up

personally don't put anything in my mf mac and cheese

[runic mulch]

if a badd bitch had you on your knees you'd do the same

wtf

[short kraken]

Mmmm

[tawdry apex]

freakazoids

[short kraken]

Shut up worm

WORMS CANT SPEAK LALALALA

[runic mulch]

says you

[tawdry apex]

[runic mulch]

Sprob told me alot bout you

[tawdry apex]

yeah sprob knows realistically nothing about me

shut up short ahh

[short kraken]

Think it was kinda homophobic that she called someone a freak for saying that about a guy admitting his feeling to another guy

[tawdry apex]

💀💀

[runic mulch]

facts

[tawdry apex]

i am not

🤷‍♀️

[runic mulch]

your knees looking real detachable

keep talkin

[short kraken]

We all know who SHE voted for 🙄

[tawdry apex]

you're the short one buddy

[tawdry apex]

i did not vote 💀

[runic mulch]

that aint what im saying gang

[tawdry apex]

5'7

no???

[runic mulch]

she feels good because shes 3 inches above me

[short kraken]

Me when I lie

[runic mulch]

[tawdry apex]

yeah 3 inches is a big enough difference

[eager grail]

wah wah wah

[tawdry apex]

what i'm saying

[short kraken]

Marie not beating the 5'2 allegations

[tawdry apex]

yeah i actually fucking hate it

[runic mulch]

I embrace it

I cant change whats not in my control 😄

[eager grail]

i get you man

[tawdry apex]

real

[short kraken]

@eager grail you'll hit 5'0 one day I believe

[eager grail]

HEY this isn’t funny

[tawdry apex]

no fr.. i'm tall for a woman please do not talk to me like i'm a 5'2 petite egirl trying to be cute by saying she's not short..

[short kraken]

Already there king

Metal plates in my knees

Call me dr eggman

With my stance

[eager grail]

i’m 5’9 and everyone says i give short energy dude

[short kraken]

You give off 5'4 goth girl energy bud I'm sorry

[tawdry apex]

hey having short energy and actually being short are different 💀

[eager grail]

WHAT EVEB IS SHORT ENEGRY?!

[short kraken]

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[eager grail]

please no goth allegations

[short kraken]

I give off straight cool guy vibes

[jovial stirrup]

sleem

[short kraken]

Keel

I gave him the penance stare

[stuck juniper]

Youre tall and hot

[short kraken]

She called for backup chat

[tawdry apex]

i did not

[eager grail]

hehe

[runic mulch]

yup

[short kraken]

Dialed it in

[stuck juniper]

She did not

[tawdry apex]

yeah alright

[stuck juniper]

I just came here, dumb dicks

[short kraken]

🚓 WEEEWOOO

[tawdry apex]

guillotine all of you, rn

[runic mulch]

wtf is a short energy

[short kraken]

Finally might be on your level

[runic mulch]

she def called for backup

[stuck juniper]

You act like you're short

[eager grail]

that’s what i’m wondering

[runic mulch]

how

[eager grail]

dude

[short kraken]

Guys my bath is getting cold

[eager grail]

go baff man

[tawdry apex]

add hot water or get out

[short kraken]

I'm pruning

[eager grail]

fucking idiot

[runic mulch]

what is short energy

[stuck juniper]

I'm saying that's what it is

[runic mulch]

word?

[short kraken]

She's feisty tonight

[tawdry apex]

i hate men

[stuck juniper]

sorry mommy.....

[tawdry apex]

LMFOAOO STOP

[eager grail]

real

[tawdry apex]

you are... the only exception..

[short kraken]

[stuck juniper]

Jumps with joy

[short kraken]

I see chat

[grand vessel]

[tawdry apex]

BABU YOU SMELL

[stuck juniper]

Lands weird and breaks ankle

AHHHHHHHHH

[tawdry apex]

😭😭😭

[grand vessel]

[tawdry apex]

bro is rping in chat

so silly

[grand vessel]

Marie is stunned

[tawdry apex]

and??

[stuck juniper]

Humps your butt off

[tawdry apex]

NO

[eager grail]

WHAT

[short kraken]

[runic mulch]

you know what

I like you marie, you're one of the good folks

[runic mulch]

wtf is that sticker

[tawdry apex]

idk

its funny

[stuck juniper]

Trying? I'll peel my skin off so she can wear it

[eager grail]

ew

[tawdry apex]

chat i'm hungry

[runic mulch]

when

[tawdry apex]

no fr i'm never hungry

uh

[runic mulch]

when

[tawdry apex]

tokyo respectfully

[stuck juniper]

Eat

[tawdry apex]

shut the fuck up

[runic mulch]

i aint talking to you goofy

[short kraken]

Guh

What happened here guys

[short kraken]

BOOOOOOOORED

[eager grail]

IM BORER

[short kraken]

U WHAAAT

[eager grail]

LMAOO

[short kraken]

Drying hair sucks chat

[carmine coyote]

Aye but them cunts deep fry anything

[short kraken]

Wish long hair was as cool to maintain as it looks having it

[eager grail]

i’m bald

[carmine coyote]

Can I slap yer heed

[eager grail]

yeah man

[short kraken]

It's OK it grows back once your cured and no longer need radiation

[eager grail]

hey

[carmine coyote]

Baldy baldy over there 🗣️

[steel ice]

Can i stick a plunger on it

[short kraken]

Hi

[eager grail]

shut it you

[steel ice]

Man fuck you

[eager grail]

HIYA

[short kraken]

@carmine coyote you seen that vid of the bold chick cracking an egg

Friendly fire will not be tolerated

[short kraken]

As soon as you tagged me a wave of tiredness hit me. What did you do

[runic mulch]

chat bo6 is lit

[eager grail]

i’m projecting my tiredness

[short kraken]

Witch

[carmine coyote]

I have not

I've seen videos of other things but not of that

[eager grail]

WITCHHH

[short kraken]

DROWN THE WITCH

[short kraken]

Damn. If I find a link I'll show ya

[eager grail]

NO

[short kraken]

Ugh why not

[eager grail]

what do you mean why not?!?!

[runic mulch]

burn*

Id like to take part of setting koko on fire

burn the witch ✊🏾

[eager grail]

FOR WHY

[runic mulch]

salim says so

time to put you on the cross gang

[eager grail]

UGH

WHAT ACTIONS?!

bro

[short kraken]

Why not??

[short kraken]

Erm askually they never did

[carmine coyote]

You're about to be cremated

[loud scroll]

Monke piss green now

[eager grail]

maybe just NO?!!

[eager grail]

hi jords

[loud scroll]

Hey shawty

Good on you man

[eager grail]

bro is not sorry

SILENCE

[dusk vessel]

I'm trying to get with a girl ,guess what she is having someone else already

[carmine robin]

okay walter white

[dusk vessel]

That's fucked up bro :))

Ur not a girl

[eager grail]

SHUT UP

[dusk vessel]

Are you?

Why I don't believe you

Let's talk then

[loud scroll]

Dammit monke

[dusk vessel]

Ur right

[carmine robin]

monke oo oo aa aa

OO OO AA AA

🐒

maybe she shouldnt monkey around

[dusk vessel]

What happened to Ur mom?

[carmine robin]

oo oo aa aa

[dusk vessel]

Pray that she will be alright

[carmine robin]

pray to harambe that she makes a swift recovery

[eager grail]

lmao

[dawn falcon]

hi

wtf

[dusk vessel]

Dw darling she will be alright
Everything will be alright

Hehe

Let's talk on private too shall we?

[carmine robin]

[loud scroll]

Monke NOW

[dusk vessel]

Okay

[grand vessel]

[elfin juniper]

My dms open

[runic mulch]

what I hear when koko speaks

[loud scroll]

Monke bro the clock’s ticking

[eager grail]

ahhhhshhhsjj

[carmine robin]

god dammit jorb give the man SOME TIME

[stuck juniper]

@eager grail SHUT UP

[eager grail]

shuhsv mori

[stuck juniper]

Why are you being mean to me

[carmine robin]

Too far…..

[runic mulch]

asshole koko on the block

[stuck juniper]

Thanks for having my back, guys. Idk what her deal is

[eager grail]

very soruy

[loud scroll]

NO HIS RENT IS DUE NOW!!

NOW!!!

[loud scroll]

I have ur back shawtea

[stuck juniper]

You can not spell today

[eager grail]

yayy jords

[eager grail]

body no work

[stuck juniper]

Go to sleep then, dumbass

[eager grail]

let me just lay down on the train station floor

[brave ginkgo]

I do not know how women cope with the amount of hair loss when they wash their hair
This shit is demotivating asf to see. Especially when it's soo much.

Now i gotta dry it and then straighten it

[stuck juniper]

What are you doing at train station. Ain't it like late asf

Bros working the streets

[eager grail]

home time

it’s only 10:30pm

[stuck juniper]

Oh... I thought it was like 1 am ngl

[eager grail]

no no no

[drowsy mason]

🗣️

[short kraken]

Hey hey heyy

[steel ice]

It’s only a 5 hour difference pal

[eager grail]

rah rah rah

[steel ice]

Shut up….

[eager grail]

jonj

[loud scroll]

MONKE.

Monke ur time’s up bro

[eager grail]

yes

[eager grail]

hello

hey jords

pookie

[stuck juniper]

Sorry I don't know your girlfriends time difference

[steel ice]

Man

Its pretty common fuckin knowledge

[eager grail]

5

[steel ice]

Why are you just typing a fucking number

[eager grail]

hourssw

[steel ice]

Hourssw

[eager grail]

yes!

water

[runic mulch]

water

[short kraken]

Wahta

[eager grail]

who

[runic mulch]

askedd

[stuck juniper]

no, hes bigger

[crisp otter]

What’s good chat

[short kraken]

Guys

I'm booooooooored

[stuck juniper]

idk i just work here, lil bro

[crisp otter]

Whoops

[stuck juniper]

failed embed perms

[loud scroll]

Yes sweetie

[crisp otter]

I meant to send a sticker💔

[stuck juniper]

dumb dumb idjit

[loud scroll]

Hold on
@eager grail u and chonks? Congrats pookie 😍😍😍

[eager grail]

MORI YOU IDIOT

[paper glade]

hello

[short kraken]

This is me rn if anyone cares

[loud scroll]

IM SO HAPPY FOR U BBG

[eager grail]

@stuck juniper COUNT YOUR SAYS

DAYS

[short kraken]

Am I invited to the wedding

[stuck juniper]

huh

[eager grail]

SHUSH

[short kraken]

That's 1

[loud scroll]

Real!!

[stuck juniper]

what did i do

[short kraken]

Guess we'll never know since she's IGNORING us

[steel ice]

THATS MY THING

[loud scroll]

@eager grail answer rn!!

[eager grail]

BRO

[short kraken]

S m h

[stuck juniper]

talk to your gf

[steel ice]

That ain’t my girl mf

[eager grail]

i’m a guy

[steel ice]

Heh… now im interested

[eager grail]

SHUT UP CHONKSIE

[steel ice]

Chonksie is crazy

[loud scroll]

Nahhh 😭😭

[eager grail]

HAHAH THIS FUCKING GUY

[short kraken]

Even got pet names

[eager grail]

DIE

[short kraken]

Bit mean

[eager grail]

i’m sorry ily

[short kraken]

[eager grail]

nanao

[paper glade]

i don't even know wtf is going on but im just watching

[eager grail]

where’s nanao

[short kraken]

@eager grail nanao was temporary

Sayori is my true love

[eager grail]

but nanao is forever…

[short kraken]

You wouldnt get it

....

[eager grail]

UGH

[short kraken]

Have you played ddlc out of curiosity

[loud scroll]

But you guys are so cute tho pooks

[brave ginkgo]

Do not ask chatgpt to roast if you use it regularly

Chatgpt has no fuckin mercy

I was supposed to sleep an hour ago but those roasts dawg

[eager grail]

no but my ex had an unhealthy obsession…

[eager grail]

jords i thought i could count on you

[short kraken]

:O

[brave ginkgo]

Don't fight back the roast
It only gets worse when you fight it

[loud scroll]

You can count on me to plan you and Chonks’ wedding!

[eager grail]

like strange

[eager grail]

THERES NO WAY OUT HUH

[short kraken]

In what sense

[eager grail]

uh

[short kraken]

. . .

[carmine coyote]

On allah

[short kraken]

You can't just leave it at that

enlighten us

[eager grail]

I AM NOT SPELLING IT OUT FOR YOU SALIM

[short kraken]

ITS TOO AMBIGUOUS

There's so many things

[eager grail]

AAAAHHHHH

[short kraken]

SAY IT SAY IT

[eager grail]

FRICK YOU

[grand vessel]

Skibidi skibidi

Hawk tuah hawk

[carmine coyote]

Go to bed

It's past your rizztime

[short kraken]

@eager grail bet he was a yuri guy huh

This him

[eager grail]

god ptsd

[loud scroll]

Nah

[eager grail]

FOR WHAT

[loud scroll]

You’re so cute together!!

[short kraken]

Me when someone asks me to turn it down

[eager grail]

stop this

[loud scroll]

😭😭😭

[grand vessel]

So skibidi right

[short kraken]

Hit classic of the current year 2014

[loud scroll]

Bro don’t activate my schizo pls

[short kraken]

Guys just heard this guy made a song using pineapples and pens 😂

[eager grail]

he’s so funny…. 😐

[short kraken]

Yolo 😂

[eager grail]

kms

[short kraken]

You just ain't SWAG 😂

[short kraken]

Huh?

[eager grail]

i’m literally so swag

[short kraken]

Proof

EXACTLY

There is none

[loud scroll]

Whar?

[eager grail]

HOW WOULD I POSSIBLY

[short kraken]

I know where they are buried

[short kraken]

Clearly not swag enough to figure it out

[eager grail]

jords knows how swag i am

[carmine coyote]

Bomboclaat

[brave ginkgo]

@eager grail shush

Goodnight everyone except koko

[eager grail]

WHAT THE HELL MAN

[grand cedar]

hey pookie

[eager grail]

kiwi! my love

someone who likes me 😔😔😔

[grand cedar]

it’s okay they don’t matter if i’m here for you 🫶🏼🫶🏼

i’ll fight them all off

[eager grail]

my one true love

[short kraken]

[eager grail]

NANAO!

[stuck juniper]

hows your relationship with chonks going!?

[steel ice]

DUDE

[eager grail]

life is great when you ignore mori

would be interesting if i cared

[rugged quail]

i woke up

[stuck juniper]

what i do

[stuck juniper]

huh

[rugged quail]

bombed an orphanage and called the children “failed batman experiments”

[stuck juniper]

be stronger next time

[stiff idol]

erm what the scallop

[woven terrace]

Do yous even sleep? XD

[wraith bear]

[loud scroll]

Did you and chonks get married yet

[rugged quail]

chonks died in iraq

who up chopping their tree

[loud scroll]

Oh

Good

[woven terrace]

IS THAT JORDO!

Hai

[rugged quail]

meow

[reef parrot]

Milkshake

[tawdry apex]

knucklehead mcspazzatron

[rugged quail]

GABAGOOL HAWK TUAH

[tawdry apex]

NOOO

[rugged quail]

day drinking is awesome

[tawdry apex]

have yet to do it

think i will dislike it

[rugged quail]

i drank a whole bottle of soju at 1 pm

and then ate seeweed snacks

[tawdry apex]

i would die

i took

a total of 5 shots

before i started throwing up

[rugged quail]

i feel like running over people with a golf kart

[tawdry apex]

😭

[rugged quail]

LMAO

[tawdry apex]

THATS SO FUNNY TO IMAGINE

[rugged quail]

i also had some gelato it was good

[tawdry apex]

mainul going on a rampage running people over

[stuck harness]

IM A GOOFY GOOBER

[tawdry apex]

YOU'RE A GOOFY GOOBER YEAG!!!

[rugged quail]

mainul myers

wine is so ass who drinks dis shit

[tawdry apex]

i like white wine

it is sweeter

i don't like red wine

[reef parrot]

I like water

[tawdry apex]

me too!

[rugged quail]

single mom arc with change that

[tawdry apex]

okay fair

who gon knock me up 🤣🤣🤣

[rugged quail]

10 ton truck

[tawdry apex]

god i wish 🙏

[reef parrot]

Gonna go weeeeeeeeeee

[rugged quail]

do i go around and hang in malls now idk what to do

[dusk vessel]

Hellow people

[reef parrot]

Bonjour

[dusk vessel]

What are you doing

[reef parrot]

Talking with you 😉

[dusk vessel]

Nice

How's life

[inner pollen]

yo wassup my man

[reef parrot]

I prob need to start drinking

[inner pollen]

as you really should

[dusk vessel]

Nah

[reef parrot]

Any suggestions for a first timer?

[dusk vessel]

Better be clean on that

[rugged quail]

gotta hawk tuah spit on that wish

[tawdry apex]

😭😭😭

[dark wigeon]

whae

[grizzled bronze]

That feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow

[reef parrot]

Ah fellow cummer

[grizzled bronze]

Mmm cum

[reef parrot]

How much?

[grizzled bronze]

A sink full

Now let that sink in

[reef parrot]

Damn I feel you

[grizzled bronze]

Thanks brotha

[reef parrot]

I will welcome that sink and help you overfill it

[grizzled bronze]

Pour the leftovers into the bathtub

[reef parrot]

Genius

[grizzled bronze]

Dont forget to plug it

Dont want to waste any

[reef parrot]

That's what I was gonna say

Gonna sell it or what

[grizzled bronze]

Nah

Swim in it

Then sell it

Sell it as cum lube to furrys

[reef parrot]

Oh no 😭

[grizzled bronze]

Extra profit

"Realistic cum lube"

[reef parrot]

"Organic"

[grizzled bronze]

Yeah

Perfect

Now where do we sell it?

[reef parrot]

I doubt amazon would accept it

[grizzled bronze]

I've got an idea

"Walmart"

Or wish.com

[reef parrot]

Walmart sounds like a great idea

[grizzled bronze]

Sell it in the beauty area

[reef parrot]

Gonna come up to people and offer cum

[grizzled bronze]

Yes

[reef parrot]

With enough pressure it's gonna be hard to decline such offer

[grizzled bronze]

We'll "bust" out the best prices

[reef parrot]

No customer will be left unsatisfied

[grizzled bronze]

You'll finish with the best deal

[reef parrot]

As I do

[grizzled bronze]

Its settled then

[reef parrot]

Billion dollar idea

[grizzled bronze]

We'll "erect" the stand

[reef parrot]

😂😂😂😂

[grizzled bronze]

[reef parrot]

[loud scroll]

OH SHIT HI EWAN

[short kraken]

Guh

Bbq bacon burger

[gentle lily]

guesss who got a tattooo yall

(nobody knows who i am here)

[pastel wedge]

Yall remember 11 11 2011

[gentle lily]

no but i remember 9 11 2001

[inner pollen]

911 porsche turbo

[scenic stump]

here in my garage

[pastel wedge]

2001 porche 911 is my favorite

[timber ridge]

I’m ending it all broskis

[jovial stirrup]

I prefer the original Widowmaker

[reef parrot]

more power to you ^^

[rugged quail]

the hotel tv turned on by itself

😟

[timber ridge]

Join me

[rugged quail]

are you a rogue ai

[timber ridge]

No I’m tired of helplines

I literally just had one tell me to go to sleep after she was just like “mhm, yeah, that sounds tough”

She did nothing for 12 minutes then was like “you sound tired” like yeah! I’m tired of life! Why don’t you take a guess why I called!

Therapists are scams at this point

[tall olive]

get a journal

will do u well

[timber ridge]

Have one

It is literally just paper

[tall olive]

use it

[timber ridge]

Paper doesn’t undo what was done

Writing doesn’t change the past

[tall olive]

make some music n upload it to soundcloud

[timber ridge]

None of it changes the way people have violated me

[timber ridge]

I’m depressed not gay

[tall olive]

ok

[timber ridge]

Good advice for anyone else tho bud, you should work for the helpline I just called you’d do great

[tall olive]

i dont wanna listen to people whine all day but ty

[timber ridge]

Fair

I’m sure your SoundCloud voice would soothe the mentally ill

Or it’d be the final nail

[tall olive]

id tell them to make the jump cool

[timber ridge]

Either way I don’t think your calls would be long

Nah tell them to make news or take out a pedo, triple points for both

[tall olive]

go to suicide forest in japan

contact ghosts use the ouija board

[timber ridge]

Nah thanks I don’t need to be mole Ested by someone’s granddaddy

[tall olive]

do u know how ghosts work

[rugged quail]

that is not GOOD advice

😭

[tall olive]

yes it is

[timber ridge]

Exactly how people work

[timber ridge]

Try your hand at it then

[tall olive]

yes except spitual realm is very different unless u get a poltergeist

then u will get touched

spitual????

cant type

[timber ridge]

God said the dead don’t convene with the living

[tawdry apex]

god is gay

he kisses boys

[rugged quail]

he must be a closeted one

[tawdry apex]

yes and the closet is glass dude

[rugged quail]

just stopped myself from saying something hilarious

[tawdry apex]

please say something hilarious

i need it right about now

[tall olive]

this reminded me of a song i have on spotify that literally says jesus does coke

iconic if u ask me

[tawdry apex]

very iconic

[midnight atlas]

Ur iconic 🤩

[tall olive]

r we about to kiss

say yes say yes say yes

[midnight atlas]

God I hope so

[brave ginkgo]

Can i join you and make it a three way kiss?

[stuck harness]

oh the rizzery
everybody wants to be my skibidi

[midnight atlas]

I hope u die

[tall olive]

no

[tall olive]

YAYYYYYY

omw kitten

[brave ginkgo]

Your greediness will not benefit you at all

[short kraken]

@tall olive Oh my

HIIIII

[tall olive]

L + ratio + ur mother

go get ur own egirl

[tall olive]

omg HIIIIIII

[short kraken]

HRU QUEEN

[tall olive]

good wbu

[short kraken]

Good gotta hush for rememberance day atm

[carmine robin]

Always pretty rough when you forget about remembrance day

[brave ginkgo]

I will forever remember this and you will regret awakening the beast inside me

[tall olive]

me when i watch too much anime and think im gonna have my gojo moment

[tall olive]

oh

i forgot that was today

woops

[stuck juniper]

@eager grail SHUT UP

[brave ginkgo]

You don't want me to unleash my ultimate move and make you regret every word you said😾

[eager grail]

DUDE I JUST WOKE UP

[short kraken]

Wtf

[eager grail]

whattt!!!

[short kraken]

Your a grown ass woman waking up at this hour

For shame foooor shame

[stuck harness]

Lads I'm fighting for my fucking life rn

Employment fucking sucks

[rugged quail]

be a bum like me!!!

[short kraken]

What job

[rugged quail]

kebab man

[short kraken]

Best job ever

[stuck harness]

Fucking wish I was a kebab man

[short kraken]

Real

[eager grail]

HEY! i needed it

[loud scroll]

@eager grail ily

[rugged quail]

do u have hairy arms

[eager grail]

ily jords

[stuck harness]

Not really

[inner pollen]

WASSUP KOKO

[eager grail]

heyo rares!!!

[stuck juniper]

Waking up late asf....

Lazy ahh

[loud scroll]

Ilym shawty

[ember hound]

hi

[loud scroll]

Ih

[ember hound]

hru

[eager grail]

ily more pooks

[stuck juniper]

Stop being gay

[eager grail]

sorry mate it happens

[keen pewter]

!dog

[wanton mirage]

requested by ka1ki · Nov 11, 2024, 2:36 PM

[stuck juniper]

I can't keep forgiving you. Be more straight next time.... or else, pal

I got you

[keen pewter]

one for me too !!!!!!

[stuck juniper]

[keen pewter]

wow.

[wraith tendon]

Hey I have that one

[inner pollen]

how u doin' today?

[eager grail]

ERRRUUGHHH

[eager grail]

better! had more sleeps this time. how are you doing?

[stuck juniper]

Ya know what, koko

For once

I hope you have a good day, pal

[stuck harness]

Chat

Where's my sigma suit

[eager grail]

aww thank you mori

[stuck juniper]

I ate it

[stuck juniper]

Uh huh

[strong gale]

goku & vageta

[wraith tendon]

Nah

[stuck harness]

I want to say slurs

[eager grail]

was it difficult to say that

[stuck juniper]

Someone slur this guy

[stuck juniper]

Nuh uh. I do not have the energy to be mean to you today

[eager grail]

yipppeee!! today is good

[wraith tendon]

Rich people don't waste their time on discord

Or Valorant

[inner pollen]

I took a quick break from a study sesh

[steel ice]

Get the energy then

[eager grail]

plain roode you are

[steel ice]

What did i do

[runic mulch]

V A L R A N T

[eager grail]

encouraging him silly

[steel ice]

And I’ll stay encouraging it

[eager grail]

😐

[steel ice]

HEHEHEHA GRRRR

[eager grail]

SHUT UP SHUT UO

[steel ice]

Erm no

[eager grail]

chonks shhhhh

[wraith tendon]

Go make some money and buy it yourself

It's free once you buy it for yourself

But after that it's free

[short kraken]

@eager grail did you really

[rugged quail]

just use a credit card and don’t pay back the bank

[rigid rock]

hell ya

[old moat]

agree

[muted widget]

agree

[eager grail]

you’re gonna have to elaborate here mate

[old moat]

period

[ember hound]

agree

[old moat]

kween

[ember hound]

period

[short kraken]

No

[eager grail]

no comment then

[short kraken]

@eager grail ugh

@eager grail hey guess what

[eager grail]

what’s up salim

[short kraken]

Yoooooo mama

[eager grail]

HAHAHAHA…. 😐

[short kraken]

You seem tense

Yeesh calm down

[eager grail]

i’m sleepy 😔

[short kraken]

Still

How?

[ember hound]

go to sleep

[keen pewter]

what a persistent beggar

[jaunty spear]

good morning gooners

i just turned 24 🙏🏼😭🎉

[keen pewter]

Happy birth anniversary! 🥳

[jaunty spear]

OMG DADDY PAID ATTENTION TO ME😭😭 THANK YOU

thnk

[keen pewter]

Youre older than me please

By a month

[jaunty spear]

U can still be daddy pookie🙇🏻‍♂️😘 you keep us all in line

[eager grail]

yooo!! happy birthday david

[jaunty spear]

omg thank you koko 🙈

[carmine robin]

Happy birthday lad

[stuck harness]

Does it get better

[stuck harness]

He's the same age as you pal

[carmine robin]

your maths is getting sooooo much better buddy

so proud

keep at it sport

[jaunty spear]

thank uu💜💜

[jaunty spear]

hell no

but it gets easier

you find the grove of the motions

one step at time pokies 🙏🏼

[stuck harness]

Right nvm have fun in the retirement home grandma

[jaunty spear]

ur indirectly calling me old too

so i have to fight for sam

[short kraken]

Can't believe sam is 54 next week

[stuck harness]

Nah Sam's actually 37 I was just trying to be nice

[jaunty spear]

everyone is a gaslighter on this server

[eager grail]

oh damn i was way off

[jaunty spear]

whats everybody up to today

[inner pollen]

u are near 54 y.o too anyways