general

[modest terrace]

sorry its deadass first come first serve atp

[keen crag]

so valid im next in line so

[scenic stump]

thats so real\

[keen crag]

just call me up fr

[jovial cloak]

Damn, well that sucks for @keen crag

[modest terrace]

one of my old links hmu and i told her if i get done sirty i know where home is

…..ur second

[keen crag]

i’m a woman x

[keen crag]

.

i’ll take it idec

[modest terrace]

HAHA mb

[scenic stump]

please tell me this isnt true

[jovial cloak]

But if you said that you are taken soooooo....

[modest terrace]

she was trying again w her ex when i was single then hmu when i was exclusive

like BAEEEEE you missed ur shot

[keen crag]

[keen crag]

i’m not i’m so single it’s sad

[keen crag]

cbaaaaaa

[modest terrace]

thats a sin ur so fine

come get w savita shes going thru it

[jovial cloak]

Oh okay XD

[keen crag]

don’t tempt me

and stop it blushing fr

[modest terrace]

i am demanding it

shes cooked over a rat

[keen crag]

i’ll be on the next flight

yea nah we’ve all been there

[stuck harness]

Shut up

[modest terrace]

she thinks she lost all her game and hasnt rebuilt her roster

[stuck harness]

I will

[jovial cloak]

Why you are mad?

[keen crag]

did u see my freaky pumpkin

[modest terrace]

girl needs to pull but she cant go for women bc ive either matched, spoken to, or hooked up with them or someone they know

[stuck harness]

No pls show

[modest terrace]

bc literally all of us lesbians are interlinked here

[stuck harness]

I'm absol fucking fuming mate

Absolutely

[keen crag]

LMAOOOOOOO eliminated by association is foul

[modest terrace]

me when i was scissor sisters w my now ex

[jovial cloak]

Damn, is that true?

[keen crag]

see we have like 3 lesbians and all my friends know them

[modest terrace]

unfortunately

[keen crag]

limited roster

[modest terrace]

well the fine ones anyways

i pull baddies

[keen crag]

😍😍😍share

[modest terrace]

my friend doubted me w the current one but then she met her and said “i eat my words your bitch is BADDD”

like give me my mf credit

[keen crag]

LMAOOO

[jovial cloak]

@modest terrace and @keen crag did you know that sharing is caring?

[modest terrace]

no trust around here

[grand cedar]

THANK YOU IM GLAD SOMEONE APPRECIATES IT

[modest terrace]

sharing what

[keen crag]

share deez nutz

[modest terrace]

my girl is my girl

[keen crag]

🕺🏻

[modest terrace]

my roommate single tho

[keen crag]

OUR girl 🩷

[modest terrace]

oh and my other friend

[modest terrace]

oh nahhhh

[eager grail]

this is unacceptable, i can’t deal

[keen crag]

giggling

[eager grail]

[jovial cloak]

So hold ooon.... Now you are already having 4some? XD

[modest terrace]

i need to show you my batman costume its the sluttiest thing ive ever come up with

[stuck harness]

Listen here mate you're in for a right thrashing 👊

[keen crag]

did u see my lilith fit

literally a whore in horns

[modest terrace]

no but if me and my roommate are single at the same time we are scissor sisters so i mentioned a 3some w that girl

[keen crag]

but it’s so comfy so

[modest terrace]

HAHAH JK!

unless

[eager grail]

you’re always fuming i swear

[modest terrace]

yes i did you looked so fine bae

[keen crag]

😀

[keen crag]

kicking my feet fr

[jovial cloak]

Damn. thats wild asf

[keen crag]

show me batman when u next try it on

[eager grail]

ALL TALK SQUARE GO ME RN

[scenic stump]

i know it smell crazy in ur apartment @modest terrace

[modest terrace]

lemme show you a sneak peek of what ill be wearing

[keen crag]

😭😭😭😭😭

[modest terrace]

it just smells like weed if anything

or alc if its the weekend

[stuck harness]

It's all because of you pal

[stuck harness]

MON THEN YA CUNT

[scenic stump]

LOL

[modest terrace]

its not an orgy no one has had sex in a week or more

[eager grail]

I DID NOTHING DUMBASS

[modest terrace]

we cooked

[keen crag]

mate im 3 months celibate

[keen crag]

started hallucinating

[modest terrace]

im like 2 weeks celibate

[stuck harness]

Is that a vegetable

[jovial cloak]

Like we don't belive that bc what else you have said XD

[eager grail]

ROOOODEEEE

[modest terrace]

sav is 1 week

my other roommates dont fuck people

[keen crag]

yea

[scenic stump]

u guys will be okay i got glandular fever and have to wait for a blood test to kiss next

[modest terrace]

im a criminal talking stage fiend

[keen crag]

better not be w her ex

[stuck harness]

Scran

[modest terrace]

hahahahaha yeaaahahhhhh

[jovial cloak]

I can see that

[keen crag]

understood 🩷

[stuck harness]

STICKYYYYYYYYYYY

[modest terrace]

i only have 6 bodies guys im not a SLUT

[keen crag]

shocking form

[modest terrace]

one of my bodies has 30+

[keen crag]

valid entirely

[modest terrace]

it can always be worse

[eager grail]

IM INCREDIBLY LONELY

[keen crag]

mate my flatmate had 60?

[grand cedar]

SAME

[scenic stump]

if there were more lesbians in ur area this would be a way higher number

[keen crag]

she was a fiend

[stuck harness]

I'm jau

[modest terrace]

im in single digits so

[stuck harness]

JAI

[keen crag]

and my lad mate had 200+

[modest terrace]

if i didnt keep uhauling it would

[keen crag]

i’m single digits so minor

[eager grail]

i’m koko

[jovial cloak]

So more like atleast 16 bc you need to always add 10 to womens bodycount XD

[modest terrace]

bc id go to frats for women

[grand cedar]

i’m kiwi

[modest terrace]

haha ur so funny

[keen crag]

this is why ur single

[stuck harness]

Guys are women real

[keen crag]

anyway

[grand cedar]

no

[eager grail]

nah

[modest terrace]

if this girl fucks me over i will actually be so mentally cooked

[stuck harness]

FINALLY

[keen crag]

joker arc inbound

[scenic stump]

sam u seem to have lots of women that would be happy if it fails

[modest terrace]

probs would hit double digits before i could even handle an ounce of commitment or kindness

where they at

[eager grail]

who even told you they were real man

[keen crag]

🙏🏼

[stuck harness]

Santa

[keen crag]

nah i want sam to be happy

[modest terrace]

got a shawty in england and a shawty who keeps trying w her ex everytime im single

[keen crag]

nah gen

[eager grail]

um

[jovial cloak]

I thought thoothfairy

[grand cedar]

uh

[keen crag]

okay hold on

[stuck harness]

Toothfairys not real pal

[eager grail]

wepsi santa isn’t real…

[jovial cloak]

Kappa

[stuck harness]

WHAT.

SHUT UP

DONT SAY THAT

[grand cedar]

ITS OKAY BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT

[eager grail]

i’m sorry you had to find out this way

[modest terrace]

santa is real

[grand cedar]

SANTAS REAL IF YOU BELIEVE

[modest terrace]

hes gonna bring me anabolic steroids this christmas he told me

[jovial cloak]

It does not still mean that it is real 🤓

[carmine robin]

This is a bit weird mate

[grand cedar]

shush let me be delusional

[eager grail]

@stuck harness I LIED WOMEN ARE REAL LOSER

[jovial cloak]

okay I will let you be delulu don't worry

[stuck harness]

THEN HOW COME I NEVER SEE THEM!!!

(I haven't left the basement in 21 years)

[eager grail]

DO YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE?

[jovial cloak]

No its not

[eager grail]

WELL NO WONDER

[grand cedar]

i don’t need you to say whether or not i’m delusional, i’m an independent woman 😤

[eager grail]

goblin

[jovial cloak]

Yes I know that you are and good that you are

[stuck harness]

Goblin deez

🤣

[carmine robin]

But it is you’re always in here saying creepy shit, genuinely grow up

Fucking loser

[stuck harness]

COOK

[jovial cloak]

LMAO

[eager grail]

haha so funny… loser

[stuck harness]

Whimpers

[carmine robin]

Wepsi no!!

[grand cedar]

no.

[eager grail]

ew

[scenic stump]

hi

[grand cedar]

hi :)

[stuck harness]

Bad dog bad dog

[jovial cloak]

hello again

[stuck harness]

My fault MY FAULT

[stuck harness]

Sorry fruit

[carmine robin]

Put a cork in it wepsi fucks sake

[jovial cloak]

thats funny :DD

[stuck harness]

Churrr cuzzie

[grand cedar]

no it’s not >:(

[eager grail]

JON NOT HERE

[stuck harness]

That's it I'm getting a prefect

[carmine robin]

Mate what is this harry potter LMAOOOOO

[jovial cloak]

Kinda it is..

Sorry

[stuck harness]

STOP you actually made me laugh cunt 😭

Fuck sake

[eager grail]

you know i was a prefect in highschool

[stuck harness]

Streak over

[stuck harness]

We can tell fella

[eager grail]

fuck you

[carmine robin]

Fbi couldn’t get that info out of me

[scenic stump]

sam is so funny its a shame shes british

[stuck harness]

I'm kidding please forgive me

[carmine robin]

I’ll take it

Thank you

[eager grail]

BRO I DIDNT DO ANYTHING LITERALLY ONLY HAD THE TITLE

[grand cedar]

THE TITLE IS BAD ENOUGH

[eager grail]

you made me emo

[carmine robin]

I was gonna apply to be my high schools version of a prefect until I heard they missed lunch and my fat ass wasn’t playing around

[jovial cloak]

what title and where?

[eager grail]

IT WAS AGAINST MY WILL

[stuck harness]

SORRY!!!!

[eager grail]

[grand cedar]

WHO FORCED YOU ILL MAKE THEM DISAPPEAR

[stuck harness]

Alright that's it!!!

[eager grail]

MR MCQUAID

[stuck harness]

EVERYONE OUT!!!

[eager grail]

NO

[grand cedar]

NO

[stuck harness]

That's kt

IT

[eager grail]

i’m telling on you

[stuck harness]

I have had ENOUGH

[jovial cloak]

Nah man the party just started

[carmine robin]

😕

[grand cedar]

womp womp

[stuck harness]

Please don't

[carmine robin]

Got the whole club laughing 😕

[eager grail]

OHHH MR FITZ

[stuck harness]

There's a 90% chance you go to zero parties pal

Sorry that was a bit mena

[eager grail]

LMAO

[stuck harness]

Mean

[carmine robin]

Don’t say sorry wepsi it’s pissing me off

Little bag head that it is

[jovial cloak]

Well you don't know me so... come take a look and fly here first and I will intoduce you many great people

[stuck harness]

I can't do it guys I pretend to be mean but I'm really just misunderstood 😔 🫣😫

[stuck harness]

Waffle

[grand cedar]

WAIT YOU’RE BRITISH TOO??

[carmine robin]

I think so

[stuck harness]

Don't tell me you're british..

[jovial cloak]

Brits are dump

[grand cedar]

i’m sorry

[eager grail]

is everyone from the uk god damn

[carmine robin]

You can’t even fucking spell mate

[jovial cloak]

noup

[carmine robin]

You literally don’t understand basic fucking grammar

[stuck harness]

Fein

[eager grail]

SCOTLANDDDDDD

[grand cedar]

FOREVERRRR

[stuck harness]

scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[grand cedar]

no.

[stuck harness]

[eager grail]

fuck off

[stuck harness]

RUN AWAYYYY

[eager grail]

PRICK

[jovial cloak]

run faster

[carmine robin]

SCOTTLAND FFOORREEEVVVAAAAA

[jovial cloak]

No.

[grand cedar]

YEAAAAA

[eager grail]

NEVER DO THAT AGAIN

[stuck harness]

AUSTRALIAAAAAAAA

[carmine robin]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[carmine robin]

Girl bye

Bunch of criminals

[eager grail]

lmaooo

[grand cedar]

i mean some aussies are chill

most aren’t but there’s exceptions

[carmine robin]

I hope you’re planning on putting Marie’s good china back

[modest terrace]

where is bae

[eager grail]

wepsi aren’t you from engerland

[jovial cloak]

Why you are assumeing peoples gender?

[stuck harness]

Yeah pal I'll snatch your bread if you don't keep a close eye

[carmine coyote]

Thought that was chloe for a second

[stuck harness]

Right now what the FUCK

[carmine robin]

Nice spelling again fatso

[modest terrace]

bae left

sad

[grand cedar]

i’m from engerland

[stuck harness]

FUCKKK no

[carmine coyote]

Based

[eager grail]

BRO

[carmine robin]

Don’t worry the love of your life is here (me)

[carmine coyote]

Sophie what do we do if in doubt????

[eager grail]

oh em gee i’m your neighbour

[stuck harness]

I would kill myself if I was from there

[grand cedar]

cry

[jovial cloak]

Don't be they go and new ones come

[carmine robin]

Have a snout

[eager grail]

REAL

[carmine coyote]

OK you're both wrong

[carmine robin]

LMAOOO

[carmine coyote]

The answer was kick em out

[stuck harness]

BREXIT MEANS BREXIT

[carmine robin]

when in doubt have a snout 😭😭😭

[carmine coyote]

YEEEEAHHH

[scenic stump]

u already got a snout fat pig

[modest terrace]

real but i need my bae to give opinion

[carmine coyote]

Free Tommy Robinson

[modest terrace]

lottie my one true love fr

[stuck harness]

Gonna go join the EDL and throw chairs through shop windows and stuff

[eager grail]

woah guys bit hostile

[modest terrace]

sam i need ur opinion

[jovial cloak]

No you don't. You are a independent woman.

[carmine robin]

Shouldn’t you be preparing for Christmas short arse time for you to get to work

[modest terrace]

no

[carmine coyote]

Top man

[scenic stump]

ur wider than i am taller @carmine robin

[stuck harness]

Boshhh 🍺 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🦁

[carmine robin]

LMAOOOOO

[jovial cloak]

what?

[carmine coyote]

Nahhhh 💀💀💀

[scenic stump]

😈

[carmine robin]

more than likely

You short as hell

[scenic stump]

nah ur doing fine pookie

[eager grail]

i need a bagpipes emoji

[grand cedar]

you do

[carmine coyote]

We like to drink with wepsi, cause wepsi is our mate

[modest terrace]

sam hates me

[eager grail]

it’s only fair

[carmine robin]

What’s up pookie

[stuck harness]

LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS!!

[modest terrace]

dms

[carmine robin]

HWAT

[carmine coyote]

Get your fucking tits out, get your fucking tits out, nananana nananana

[jovial cloak]

😂

[eager grail]

HE DOWNS IT IN 3 2 1

[jovial cloak]

3

2

1

[carmine robin]

ID RATHER HAVE A DARK FRUITS THAN A WIFE

[stuck harness]

Sausage muncher

[eager grail]

EW DARK FRUITS?!

[carmine coyote]

There were 10 German bomber in the air!

[grand cedar]

YOUVE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE??

[jovial cloak]

nice

[stuck harness]

2-0 WAHEYYYYYY

[eager grail]

NO I JUST HATE DARK FRUITS

[grand cedar]

VALID

[stuck harness]

Woah woah woah..

Racismo no?

[eager grail]

bro

[scenic stump]

classic uk

[eager grail]

let’s not pal

[jovial cloak]

mo

no

[stuck harness]

Barks

[eager grail]

is this roleplay

[stuck harness]

Me when I'm a fucking cow

[jovial cloak]

I can see that XD

[carmine coyote]

2 world wars and 1 world cup DOODAHHH DOODAHH

[eager grail]

okay maybe it’s roleplay

[stuck harness]

Um blushes

[eager grail]

[grand cedar]

you a dyslexic cow? missed an o

[eager grail]

[stuck harness]

Speech impediment man

[jovial cloak]

[grand cedar]

sorry man my mistake

[eager grail]

hey wepsi how do you type with no fingers

[stuck harness]

YOU GRANNY SHAGGER! YOU GRANNY SHAGGER!!!

[stuck harness]

Use my toes

The grippers

[eager grail]

interesting

proof?

[grand cedar]

WOAHHHH

[stuck harness]

Just like this

[carmine coyote]

PARK PARK WHEREVER YOU MAY BE

[eager grail]

OKAY JUST HOLD THAT ANGLE

[stuck harness]

Bus wanker!!!! 🤣 😂 🤣

[eager grail]

too far

[carmine coyote]

You eat dogs in yer home country

Could be worse

Could be scouse

[eager grail]

OUT

[stuck harness]

Ooooh friend

[carmine coyote]

EATING RATS IN YER COUNCIL HOUSE

[grand cedar]

ew imagine being scouse

[eager grail]

real

[carmine coyote]

On god

[stuck harness]

Imagine being Manc

[jovial cloak]

Why?

[eager grail]

take away that c

[carmine coyote]

I've met a couple sound cunts from manny

[eager grail]

imagine being man

[grand cedar]

i don’t wanna imagine

[carmine coyote]

Thanks for clarifying chief

[jovial cloak]

Why not?

[stuck harness]

So have I but you can't let em know otherwise they get a big head

[eager grail]

you’re welcome mate

[carmine coyote]

Aye true

[grand cedar]

why would i want to be man

[stuck harness]

I hate women!!!

[eager grail]

[carmine coyote]

[jovial cloak]

But like if you could be a man one day so don't you think that would be cool?

[grand cedar]

even edited that isn’t understandable

[eager grail]

this guy taking the piss or?

[carmine coyote]

If I was a man for a day I'd slap my thang and watch it go doioioing

[stuck harness]

Me when I pack TOTS messi in a gold pack

[carmine coyote]

Team of the second

Ho lee

[carmine robin]

Oh lord

[carmine coyote]

Yes my child

[jovial cloak]

So like if you could be a man one day. Why you think that would not be cool thing to do?

[eager grail]

BROTHERRR THIS GUY STINKSSS

[jovial cloak]

[carmine coyote]

Indeed kekw

[grand cedar]

why would i want to be a man

[carmine coyote]

Uh tbf driving is pretty fun

[stuck harness]

Who wants war with Sydney's realest 🗣️

[jovial cloak]

Bc life would be so much different and you could have some fun

Like if you think that would last only one day

[short kraken]

Boobs

[stuck harness]

REAL

[grand cedar]

fr

[short kraken]

Enough said

[stuck harness]

What are boobs? I'm a visual learner lol

[short kraken]

(.)(.)

[stuck harness]

AAAAAH

[jovial cloak]

Show him a picture XD

[modest terrace]

arent you gay

[stuck harness]

I like women more than men

[jovial cloak]

But you said before that you hate woman so... Like what you mean?

[grand cedar]

same

[short kraken]

Daring today 🦑

[stuck harness]

I'm a pathological liar I love lying I'm literally dexter morgan

[short kraken]

Too broke for a squidward emote

[stuck harness]

[jovial cloak]

okay well that makes sense

[stuck harness]

I don't wanna even know what this means

[eager grail]

LMAO

[stuck harness]

You know what else makes sense? People with jobs

Get it. Sense. Cents.

Get it?

[eager grail]

ha ha

[grand cedar]

no cause i’m british

[stuck harness]

Alright pal

[jovial cloak]

"Your god damn right"

[stuck harness]

I am SICK

Of these British people

[jaunty spear]

chat is this convo real?

[short kraken]

:c

[grand cedar]

no

[eager grail]

IM SCOTTISH

[short kraken]

Wake up

[stuck harness]

YOURE EXCLUDED

[jovial cloak]

Same thing

[eager grail]

THANKS BRO

[stuck harness]

Gotchu lil jit

[eager grail]

never say that again pal

[grand cedar]

IM SORRY

[jovial cloak]

[short kraken]

Guys I'm gonna scare them away

Purple burglar alarm

[stuck harness]

No NO I have had it!

[eager grail]

NOOOOOOOO

[grand cedar]

[eager grail]

[stuck harness]

@eager grail can u say steel is heavier than feathers

[short kraken]

Kill jester

[eager grail]

how could i possibly say that to you over TEXT

[stuck harness]

Called a voice message geeza

DOY DOY DOY

[eager grail]

🖕

[stuck harness]

🪃

HYAAH!

[eager grail]

WOAH OKAY MISTER PUT IT AWAY

[grand cedar]

you know that’s gonna come back to you right?

[eager grail]

hehehe

[stuck harness]

They don't 😔

[carmine robin]

Sure bud

[stuck harness]

At least not when I chuck them

[eager grail]

hope it hits you in the face

kidding

[grand cedar]

i think you throwing it goofy

[stuck harness]

I'm gonna put you in a kimura lock

[stuck harness]

Yeah maybe

[stuck harness]

The stats don't lie

[eager grail]

is it cause you’re using your grippers to throw?

[grand cedar]

that would make sense

[eager grail]

ROODE

[short kraken]

Tad bit upsetting that mate

[grand cedar]

just a tad bit

[eager grail]

the grippers or the kimura lock

[stuck harness]

Yeah probably

[carmine coyote]

Hey guys don't forget to hawk tuah spit on that thang

[short kraken]

Kys

[stuck harness]

I can't let this one slide

[short kraken]

Had to crack open a cold can of Dr Pepper to cope with that

[eager grail]

get better aim then dude

[eager grail]

yes please

[carmine coyote]

Sorry I was watching talk tuah

Guess I got carried away

[short kraken]

Wonder how bad for my health only drinking Dr Pepper for 5 days is

[eager grail]

@stuck harness i need to see you on the talk tuah podcast

[stuck harness]

I have lots to say

[eager grail]

that’s healthy

[stuck harness]

Also chat I'm eating chowder for dinner rn

[eager grail]

you’d be the perfect candidate

[short kraken]

I barely know her

[carmine robin]

That should perfect

[carmine coyote]

That should perfect yes

[carmine robin]

Man

[carmine coyote]

Gurl

[carmine robin]

Minor spelling mistake my career is over

[carmine coyote]

Hey it happens

For example saying "I love miners" is very different than "I love minors"

[carmine robin]

Yeah happened to me a few times like why would I be interested in miners what?

[carmine coyote]

On GOD

[grand cedar]

WOAH

[carmine coyote]

Pickaxe wielding weirdo

[eager grail]

cancelled

[carmine robin]

NOOOOO NOT AGAIN

[short kraken]

Yeah crazy how that happened with i love pizza to I love children with @carmine robin

[carmine robin]

LOOOL

[eager grail]

GOING TO TWITTER WITH THAT ONE

[carmine coyote]

[carmine robin]

One of my most iconic fitz server moments that one

[carmine coyote]

I'd say getting banned was up there

[carmine robin]

Stop I forgot about that

[short kraken]

My best moment was someone taking a joke about overly apologising to someone thinking it was serious and posting it on reddit

[carmine robin]

I opened my phone at work and I was like hey where’s fitz

[stuck harness]

Americans have the best food chat

[short kraken]

Low key pissed me off cuz it was cringe back when it happened

[carmine coyote]

#NeverForget

[stuck harness]

Sorry to say it

[short kraken]

Me when I lie

[modest terrace]

interesting reaction

[stuck harness]

Thanks

[modest terrace]

nah he spitting

[eager grail]

hey what about a deep fried mars bar 😏

[stuck harness]

Bro everyday ive had business food

[short kraken]

Poison yea

[stuck harness]

BUSSIN*

Not business

[modest terrace]

where have you gone

[stuck harness]

Haggis

[eager grail]

nah haggis is good

[short kraken]

...

[eager grail]

stop that

[grand cedar]

…

[short kraken]

Scots must still be fighting the great war to be eating that

[grand vessel]

Shut up

[eager grail]

guys cmon

[stuck harness]

Chick fila, taco bell, movie theatre, in n out, cheesecake factory

[grand vessel]

Shut up

[stuck harness]

And then some home cooked meals

Which were fire asf

[modest terrace]

LMAOOOO

[grand vessel]

No

[modest terrace]

you literally got the worst options

taco bell is fire for the price tho

[stuck harness]

Nah bro shit was bangin

[modest terrace]

you need to experience waffle house

its perfect

[short kraken]

DONT

[eager grail]

i need to go to taco bell man

[modest terrace]

the middest food and half the workers are convicted felons

[carmine coyote]

Romanian boy

[modest terrace]

but it literally makes the experience

[grand vessel]

R u back.home @stuck harness

[short kraken]

Is there one near ya

[grand vessel]

Wazzaaaaaa

[modest terrace]

i fuck up some drunk 2am waffle house

[gray stump]

3am waffle house

[eager grail]

30mins by train

[short kraken]

Tacobell is in the UK now

[modest terrace]

exactly

[carmine coyote]

Hello pookie

[short kraken]

Ouch

[modest terrace]

wepsi if you get hammied go to a waffle house

its the most iconic experience

[eager grail]

meh i’m there all the time for college anyways

[grand vessel]

Dababy😘 wsg

[stuck harness]

Bro I've been sober like 3 of the 9 days I've been here

[carmine coyote]

I'm out here shitting fr

[pulsar solstice]

3 clone troopers in lounge rn

[modest terrace]

if you get hammied at night

[eager grail]

are you sober now

[modest terrace]

go to waffle house

trust

[grand vessel]

I'm so tired bro

But we slaying

[stuck harness]

Yes but I smoked like 3 hours ago

[modest terrace]

thats the only way to experience waffle house do not go sober during daylight

[grand vessel]

Gonna sleep in a bit

[modest terrace]

its not the same

[grand vessel]

Waffles are mid

[modest terrace]

do not care

[stuck harness]

I went to a buccees really drunk the other night

[grand vessel]

Pancakes are better

[modest terrace]

good good

[stuck harness]

Talked to random people

[modest terrace]

thats another good experience

[eager grail]

jesus sound like my friend

[modest terrace]

waffle house is a better experience imo

[jovial cloak]

What time is it for you?

[carmine coyote]

You been on the money grind?

[modest terrace]

my version is sheetz

[carmine robin]

It’s been in Newcastle for years now it’s fucking vile there’s rats running about the kitchen

[modest terrace]

can we say that here now

[stuck harness]

Hey man it's not legal back home gotta get the most of it

[grand vessel]

Uni and gym grind currently

[carmine coyote]

Careful this ain't swaggers lmfao

[grand vessel]

Og

[modest terrace]

😭😭

[carmine coyote]

GG

[grand vessel]

Oh

[modest terrace]

dawg got confused

[grand vessel]

Gg I'm banmed

[eager grail]

not legal here too pal but he finds a way

[short kraken]

I think that's baco tell

[modest terrace]

his hate was too much

[carmine robin]

Wrong server mate LOL

[grand vessel]

It's fine just pretend

[stuck harness]

I'll run downstairs and tell Marie what you said

[grand vessel]

Nothing happened

[modest terrace]

anyways moving on

[carmine coyote]

Lmaooo

[grand vessel]

I forgot this isn't swaggers😭

[carmine robin]

Bro took snitching to another level

[grand vessel]

My bad chat

[modest terrace]

wepsi go to spirit halloween

you will want to kill yourself from overstimulation

[carmine robin]

They wouldn’t even let me put my pfp as the f word here it’s so sick and twisted

[modest terrace]

i work at the one near me tho

[carmine coyote]

Wepsi lives with Marie??

[grand vessel]

Bro honestly I'm half asleep idk anymore

[eager grail]

FUN

[stuck harness]

I'm dedicated

[stuck harness]

Only for another week

[grand vessel]

Oh you're in America for another week?

[carmine coyote]

You devious dog

[stuck harness]

Yes

[carmine robin]

Wait what happens after Halloween ends do you just have to keep looking for jobs?

[eager grail]

give your exact address loser

[short kraken]

Shits PISSING ME OFF why are the mods and lvl 40 almost the same purple

[modest terrace]

im gonna be working at petco

[grand vessel]

You jave petco there too?

Dam

[modest terrace]

but sometimes they transfer you to spencer’s to work a temp job again

ya

[grand vessel]

Is it the same I wonder

[carmine coyote]

Stop talk I will moderate you

[carmine robin]

Oh lord I heard the way they treat animals is so bad I saw that video of them dumping fish in the trash

[grand vessel]

Or judt name coincidence

[modest terrace]

15/hr compared to 12/hr at spirit

[short kraken]

@spice pebble

[stuck harness]

There's more than a handful of people who know my actual address in here

[carmine robin]

Send all the animals to me Sam

[modest terrace]

corporate yes but my old roommate works there

[grand vessel]

I am looking at your house right now

[modest terrace]

they dont treat them badly on an employee level

[eager grail]

that’s worrying mate

[modest terrace]

we are encouraged to refuse sales bc of college kids who buy fish but wont provide for them

[short kraken]

£5 for whoever tells me

[carmine coyote]

I mean there's a few people in here who have slept in my house and one who lived here for over a year

[stuck harness]

Mate if they're dedicated enough to fly to the opposite side of the world just to find me then

Fair enough I say

[gray stump]

ill moderate u kiddo

[modest terrace]

like betas in a damn 1 gallon

[carmine robin]

Oh yeah deffo not it’s always just rules and the way cooperate are it’s the same with pets at home over here the staff are lovely but they have to break rules to treat the small animals well

[eager grail]

on a plane rn

[stuck harness]

Well I'm not home rn pal

[short kraken]

@carmine robin cheers lad

[jovial cloak]

Wrong currency... Sorry. :DD

[carmine robin]

Omw

[carmine coyote]

Is that a threat or a promise

[eager grail]

and?

[modest terrace]

ill get discounted pet stuff and i have two cats

plus an extra 3/hr

[carmine robin]

Wait what

[modest terrace]

which is good here

[stuck harness]

Just don't piss on my carpet again

[eager grail]

okay fair

[carmine coyote]

Sophie tell me your new postcode queen

[carmine robin]

Yes I want a pet store job so bad icl

[modest terrace]

guys who wants my zip code

[carmine robin]

Ne5 now I’m a west end rat

[grand vessel]

It is I'm sending my bath water to him right now

[gray stump]

omg i love open season

[carmine coyote]

Vile

[stuck harness]

We know you don't bathe pal

[eager grail]

oh bet, send it this way

[carmine robin]

Aye it’s no Killingworth

[stuck harness]

You DONT want his bathwater

[grand vessel]

I do pal

[eager grail]

might sell it for more

[carmine coyote]

Big up my killy crew

[modest terrace]

me when i have two zip codes

[gray stump]

your mom has 3

[grand vessel]

Me when ur mom

[eager grail]

maybe make it a candle

[short kraken]

The jar was to set the mould I get it nooow

[carmine robin]

Shame me nan died could have lived with her there

Rip ann

[stuck harness]

I'll make you into a candle

[eager grail]

is that a threat

[carmine coyote]

Awe that's sad, did she get cremmed or is she still in working order?

[stuck harness]

Yes it is

[carmine robin]

Pwar she’s been dead about 5 years mate you tell me

[eager grail]

okay MON THEN CUNT 🤺🤺🤺

[carmine coyote]

I could give her a go and let you know chick

[stuck harness]

Mate you're 5ft 2

Little midget of a ting

[carmine coyote]

Harry Potter reference

[eager grail]

NOT EVEN IM 5ft 9 bitch

[stuck harness]

HAGRID IM NOT A FUCKING WIZARD

[grand cedar]

i’m a wot

[short kraken]

IM A WHAT??

[stuck harness]

You're 5ft 8 with shoes on at a push

[grand vessel]

Little and midget don't go together pal

[carmine coyote]

IM GONNA PUT MY DICK IN THE OWL

[grand vessel]

Midget is already little

Stupid boy

[eager grail]

NUH UH HOW WOULD YOU KNOW

[stuck harness]

I did that when I was younger. That was a bad move

[stuck harness]

I'm outside

Let me in

[carmine coyote]

You. Are a Wizard.

[eager grail]

WAT

[grand cedar]

ITS OKAY STAND ON MY SHOULDERS

[eager grail]

THABK YOU

[short kraken]

How does one get their cylinder out of an m&Ms peanutbutter tube

[stuck harness]

HAGRID ILL GNAW YER ARM OFF

[carmine coyote]

OK let's stop calling it a cylinder bud

[stuck harness]

Let me in.

[grand vessel]

Aaaaaaaaaa

[carmine coyote]

ILL BASH YE ACROSS THE JAW YE SKINNY TWAT

[grand vessel]

EEEEEEEEE

[eager grail]

give me proof

[short kraken]

But it's a cylindrical object

[stuck harness]

Dms

[carmine coyote]

I remember that thread

[short kraken]

I loved it

[eager grail]

WHATS MY HOUSE NUMBER

[short kraken]

27

[stuck harness]

9

[grand vessel]

69

Hahahhahahahahahha

[stuck harness]

Shut up man

So predictable

[sharp turret]

he’s alive

[eager grail]

HAHA LOSER

[grand vessel]

I'm so fucling funny

[stuck harness]

Littl wet wipe

[carmine coyote]

Good morning 🙏

[grand vessel]

Eeeeeeee

[sharp turret]

hope you’re well homie

[grand vessel]

Feeeeining feeeeeds

[stuck harness]

Ahlie 🤣

[carmine coyote]

So do I

[grand vessel]

As a fein time feintivityyy

[carmine coyote]

And you too brother

[sharp turret]

thanks man

[grand vessel]

The feintivity in our feintyyy

[eager grail]

fein

[stuck harness]

Babu bend over

[grand cedar]

fein

[grand vessel]

Okay!

[stuck harness]

Time for the prostate exam

Hope you studied

[eager grail]

bro

[short kraken]

AGH MY FRIENDS

[eager grail]

studied?!?

[stuck harness]

He wants to pass doesn't he?

[carmine coyote]

Fuck I miss festival season

[eager grail]

he’s so gonna fail man

[grand vessel]

Okay jai fortnire quiz time!

[grand cedar]

friend?

[grand vessel]

Did you study the entire lore of fortnite

Like I told you

[eager grail]

loot lake

[carmine coyote]

I heard that takes 14 days

[short kraken]

Give him a random question

[stuck harness]

Yes mate

[grand vessel]

It's actually crazy how long it is

No one said to me ever

[carmine coyote]

What's the blonde fellas name?

[eager grail]

shit sorry giving out answers

[grand vessel]

Jones

[carmine coyote]

Actually

[short kraken]

WRONG

[carmine coyote]

Its jonesy

[grand vessel]

Y*

It didn't put

[stuck harness]

Alright chat who want me

[eager grail]

HAHA

[carmine coyote]

Dipfuck

[grand vessel]

I swear

[stuck harness]

Taking applications

[eager grail]

no one

[short kraken]

Am I still banned @stuck harness

[stuck harness]

Fuck sake

[grand vessel]

Okay goodnight chst

[stuck harness]

Yes pal after what you dis

Did

[short kraken]

😔

[carmine coyote]

Good night nebun

[grand vessel]

Spread them

[grand cedar]

good night :)

[stuck harness]

??

[eager grail]

applications looking a bit dusty there pal

[short kraken]

IT WAS ONE TIME IN BOLIVA

[grand vessel]

Good night țigan

[stuck harness]

Gonna go hand them out like flyers

[grand vessel]

Did you tell your friend that

[carmine coyote]

Woah woah

[eager grail]

ain’t no one taking them

[carmine coyote]

That ain't me chief

[short kraken]

Right guys I'm pissed

[grand cedar]

why

[short kraken]

Drank me last can of dr Pepper

[modest terrace]

whats the best way to keep water from running?!?!

[carmine coyote]

About time someone was

[carmine coyote]

Turn the tap off, hope this helped x

[stuck harness]

I'll pay

[eager grail]

didn’t even leave a drop for us?

[grand cedar]

OH NO

[modest terrace]

it was dont pay the water bill!!!!

[stuck harness]

Stop chasing him

[modest terrace]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[eager grail]

pay for people to take your flyers?

[short kraken]

Time to open my bottle of dr Pepper

[modest terrace]

HAHAHHAAH

[grand vessel]

Why is the water running

[modest terrace]

bye guys!!

[grand vessel]

Judt walk lol

Stupid water

[stuck harness]

I'm gonna go to your house rn

[modest terrace]

ok

[carmine coyote]

Fuck sake 😑 🤣

[stuck harness]

Nvm..

[grand cedar]

jokes on you i beat you to it

[eager grail]

i’m already inside?

[carmine coyote]

It's always possible to be more inside

[short kraken]

Friend inside me deltarune

[grand vessel]

I'm gonna call jai at 4 am

[eager grail]

oh…

[grand cedar]

i’m right behind you

[grand vessel]

I'm so evil

[eager grail]

AHH

[grand vessel]

So devious

[carmine coyote]

I'm gonna call John pork at 3am whilst playing fnaf

[grand vessel]

Some might say.... feinious

[carmine coyote]

Some might say kys

[eager grail]

enough is enough

[short kraken]

Where's ferb

[grand vessel]

LOL

[carmine coyote]

Grgrgrggr

[grand cedar]

you sound like wepsi

[carmine coyote]

That's my perry impression

[eager grail]

maybe i am wepsi

[grand cedar]

AHHH

[stuck harness]

Yallah habibi

[eager grail]

GUESS WE’LL NEVER KNOW HAHA

[short kraken]

The real wepsi istge friends we made along the way

[modest terrace]

wepsi will never find me

[stuck harness]

I am discord user kokoisannoyed

[carmine coyote]

No foreign please

[stuck harness]

Ugh

[jovial cloak]

Did you scare him?

[eager grail]

see

[short kraken]

Damn self isolate for 5 days mate

[eager grail]

he always finds you

[modest terrace]

give the options to georgia n watch her guess right somehow

mf scared me multiple times

[eager grail]

i’m locked up in his basement rn

[carmine coyote]

😭 I am proganonate

[jovial cloak]

nice

[stuck harness]

GET BACK IN THE CAGE

[grand cedar]

you’re here too??

[stuck harness]

GET

[eager grail]

shit that’s you over there?!!

[carmine coyote]

@heady pasture moment

[grand cedar]

YEA HI!!

[eager grail]

HEY CUTIE

[grand cedar]

HEYYYY

[eager grail]

[stuck harness]

Is this some lore I don't get 😔

[grand cedar]

[carmine coyote]

Yes lmao

[short kraken]

Guys got dried and salted shiitake mushrooms on the way yaaay

[stuck harness]

Mann

[stuck harness]

Shit mushrooms haha

[short kraken]

Taste good asf tho

[stuck harness]

I HATE mushrooms

[eager grail]

can i have a cage upgrade @stuck harness

[carmine robin]

Shit mushroom LOOOOOOOL

[grand cedar]

VALID

[carmine coyote]

All mushrooms are shit mushrooms that's where they grow

[stuck harness]

You can have the garage

[carmine robin]

That’s a hood classic

[eager grail]

shit thanks pal

[modest terrace]

sam

[grand cedar]

THATS NOT FAIR YOU JUST PUT ME IN THE CORNER

[stuck harness]

Don't just say my joke louder bud

[stuck harness]

GET

DOWN

[grand cedar]

NO

[eager grail]

LOL

[carmine robin]

SHIT MUSHROOMS HAAAAAAA

[modest terrace]

101-104, 201-204, 301-304 guess a number in these ranges

[eager grail]

SORRY KIWI

[stuck harness]

BURGER GET DOWN FROM THE CHAIR

[carmine robin]

2

[short kraken]

I love mushrooms :) I eat it them raw sometimes they are yummy

[grand cedar]

[carmine coyote]

Holy fuck you're a comedic genius

[eager grail]

[stuck harness]

Don't give it attention

[modest terrace]

that is not a number

[grand cedar]

i feel betrayed

[modest terrace]

you guys fucking suck st guessing

[eager grail]

i’m sorry 😫

[carmine robin]

Idk Sam I think 2 is a number

Ain’t you in college

[modest terrace]

not in the range provided

[eager grail]

lmao

[short kraken]

Why

[carmine robin]

Fine

[carmine coyote]

Erm 102

[grand cedar]

to make up for it can i come to the garage with you

[carmine robin]

27

[grand cedar]

wepsi will never know im too sneaky

[eager grail]

just don’t let jai see you

[jovial cloak]

... (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[carmine coyote]

Maaaddie wherever you may be🗣️

[short kraken]

From wepsi to jai in 5min think they are the same person

[grand cedar]

yea im getting a lil bit suspicious

[carmine robin]

Jepsi

[carmine coyote]

Lol like the willy thing

[carmine robin]

Leprosy

[short kraken]

Lupus

[carmine coyote]

Ew

[stuck harness]

I see everything

[grand cedar]

AHHHH

[eager grail]

me and wepsi are the same person sorry guys

[carmine robin]

Close enough welcome back god

[grand cedar]

i thought i could trust you

[eager grail]

he’s just ashamed to be scottish

[carmine robin]

Blocked

[short kraken]

What happened july 7th 1987

[carmine coyote]

🙋🏻‍♂️

[stuck harness]

Omg I didn't know you were 6ft, jacked, handsome, stunning and really funny??

Crazy

[carmine robin]

SCOTTLKAANNDD FORREEVVAA

[stuck harness]

I'm 6ft btw guys haha

[grand cedar]

yea same haha

[stuck harness]

Just incase nobody saw it

[short kraken]

Under

[carmine coyote]

Slay short king

[eager grail]

boom

[carmine robin]

Omg @eager grail i didn’t know you looked like Ellen !

[eager grail]

i’m incredibly funny

[stuck harness]

Got told I look like James Maddison yesterday

I'll take it

[grand cedar]

YOU LEVELLED UP

[stuck harness]

Funny looking waheyyyyyyy

[grand cedar]

NO OUR COLOURS DONT MATCH ANYMORE

[short kraken]

Ur like sooo dream and tommyinnit put into one babes

[eager grail]

BRO NO WAY

[carmine coyote]

Got told I looked like ali g the other night

[eager grail]

catch up!!!

[stuck harness]

nah that's diabolical

[carmine robin]

Is that Ellen’s new nickname

[grand cedar]

but i just got to level 5

[eager grail]

i believe in you

[carmine coyote]

Tbf I was wearing an ali g costume

[eager grail]

well no shit

[stuck harness]

No mate it's the vice captain for my big beautiful amazing football club Tottenham Hotspur COYS COYS COYS COYS

[grand cedar]

THANK YOU I NEED MORE PEOPLE TO FEED INTO MY DELUSIONS

[carmine coyote]

Eerrm

[carmine robin]

You coming to Newcastle this weekend me and the girls are going to a rave

[carmine coyote]

Shit team

[eager grail]

uh oh

[stuck harness]

Fuck off you MUTT

[short kraken]

I feel the racism coming off of that