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bruuh
do I have to be on pc :(
nop
no shouldnt be check the bots volume and if its muted
it's 100 percent and not muted
check you settings
mute it and unmute if that dont work then idk
cant even do that
?
@ionic vector check your discord audio settings
@short kraken wtf are these songs π
breakcore
dw itll go from nice to goofy then back to nice again
dcd
you are still here
@short kraken you could ask me sooner about if i want join music vc π
i was busy earlier
no worrys
GOOFY TIME
π
you wont be saying that when you hear then next few songs
@rocky thistle JOOOOOOOOOOO
hehe i forgot i added this one
wana dance ?
anyway its goofy time
reminds me when i was listening to AI music
its not
just reminds me
Abcdefg
@rugged quail JOOOOIN
this song made me
i want hear it on my sistem audio on high volume :))))
GET LUCKY !
@tawdry apex marieeeee
i an scared
why
real
real
sam join us in music vc
its like the limbo of she could be ready to come any minute
i cant im like stressing
im listing to jeff buckley !
WHAT
JOIN US
JEFF BUCKLEY
not anymore
shots why arent you shotsback
but the music is still of the same quality
i lost him at war
oh no:(
(his wifi was down for like 5 days)
im so sorry for your loss π«‘
@rugged quail
thank you.. he will be missed dearly...
sooooooo
Change ur name back right neow πΎ
R u playing ur weird music again Salim
weird music ?
funky music
@rugged quail maybe
@rugged quail@tawdry apex but you should like have a reunion in this vc rn
I would but Iβm tired π₯±
new songs your missing ah well
i think the Parlor one was the one i was saying about but i don't see a link to check π¦
it was
@short kraken well thanks for the music π i am going jump in my pillow in 6 hours i wake up π¦
cya
night chat

Sigmas sleep for 8 hrs
in a perfect world
Hmm
Erm⦠what the sigma
Shit last time I was here was 2 yrs ago π
Last time I was here, Joe Biden was alive still
Damn 
Dancin walkin
REARRANGING FURNITURE
Hi gurlie
Have you watched the new deadpool movie girliepop
I canβt even afford cinema tickets babes
Lol it's Β£11 hun
I have 16p
Henlo
you arent real
peepeepoopoo
Hi chat
Pizza pizza
kinda crazy that this server is actually dead asf
why are you boosting it dawg π
affaeaefgawefgawf
i like having facecam on man :/
go to slee

No time for that
Reeeee
She skibidi on my dop till i yesyes
God I fucking love gambling I want to gamble my life savings rn
DONT.
Have you not slept?
Nah I sleep at about 8
Night shift mate
Getting that dolla
I canβt even remember what you do for a living
Me next! Me next!
@mortal lava secured a date with nothing but mild humour and a massive head
gg
ez
Getting paid $247 from Medicare π₯
I just got 3.80 off the tax man
should we put our money together and split it evenly
I've still not done mine
I usually leave it till the last minute
i get paid tomorrow and im getting 200 extra than i thought i would
a sign to go out
Fuck yeah
Next week I'll be making BREADDDDDD
And the week after cause I'm going on a regional
Gotta drive almost 4 hours
And I get paid travel time + Kilometres travelled
woman in my bed woman in my bed are u proud @carmine robin
WHATA
nice man :) happy for you g!
ππ
Gday
Good morrow
Time to have dinner at 4:40pm
real
Faded
Good morning
YESSS
Me too letβs go out
I'm going out
To work
Money don't sleep π€
I have to go back to my normal job tomorrow
so we all getting paid
π only on 10 August i am getting my money
id probs off myself
im cooked
honestly same
π
so us
i am curios to know what did man did that you are saying : keep me away from men ... or is just a way of saying π€£
skibidi balls
what da skibidi!
Skibidi till I mitski all night
i got that dog in me! and it is losing.
real
@tawdry apex
@stuck harness
WHAT
Mmmmm
FINALLYYYYYY
@stuck harness
If u were a fruit what kind of fruit would you be
Kiwi
HAIIII
he gives banana
This too
The long ones
yeah
call him long John
and banana is a funny word
...what about a dumb one
Bornana
LMAO
This shit is bananas, b a n a n a s
THIS SHIT IS BANANAS!! B A N A N A S!!!
Ba nae nae
She ba on my na till i na
I need to shave my head, slit my eyebrow and become a freaking sigma
So awesome sauce
Shave Ur ass
I did
I need a wide lens for ass pics coz itβs so big
My ass is what keeping the asteroids away from earth
thank you for protecting us.
BBL mainul
Damn boi he thicc
π€£π€£π€£ thanks. i enjoyed laught ... made me feel better
Pissπ ββοΈ
He wasn't joking
His ass is gigantic
It literally claps when he walks
i laught to much π€£ i guess i making some "laught recovery"
β¦.
Me when i'm at a low point in my life and the first thing I see is sonic feet
Guh
@short kraken later listening music?
Na busy plus only do it when I'm drunk lol
π€£ today i drink ... My father bd
woah, fitz is kinda buff
@short kraken
on steamdeck rn
@short kraken
what
boink
WHAT
...
@short kraken
:3
happy thots
You
HEYYYYY
HIIIIII
HOW ARE YOU
GOOD I AM ANNOYED
NOTHING GOOD ON YOUTUBE
MIGHT HAVE TO WATCH WMERICAN HORROR STORY
Uh ohh
You know what you could watch
god no
WHY NOT
scary
are u kidding
it gets better
i got stuck in the car park
and had to wait for an hour for security to get me out
exit gate was locked
stuck on the ramp cause of the boom gate
-1500 aura from me
Says the one about to watch American horror story
no like genuinely is the 1 1/2 shit not illegal
my minimum is 3 hours
whatβs the job
prostitution
what qualifications do you need to become one, asking for a friend
feet
fuck all to do
also this made me laugh
so sorry jai
BRO I GOT STUCK FOR SO LONG
giggling
THIS IS THE FUNNY PART
so basically
i called the dude and he's like "where are you?"
and then he said he'd call me back
15 mins later he calls again asking the same
says ok i will try to get to you
20 MORE MINS
he finally finds us and says
"sorry guys its my first day"
π
he had to call someone else to figure out how to open the boom gate
it took him another 5 mins just to find the right fucking key π
poor bloke probs had an anxiety attack
and then he had to get my coworker to help him find the button to lift the gate
tbh the whole design of that place was fucking retarded
the boom gate didnt have any intercom/speaker
and didnt have a number on it
i had to call me uncle who was still inside so he could find someone who had the security guy's number π
apparently theyve had it happen before where people get stuck on that ramp
not knowing that the gate at the bottom gets locked after 11pm
πππ tragic
got a hsp on the way home so idrc that much
but fuck me i couldve been home just after midnight if i didnt get stuck π
was it good
yeah i need to shit now
my friend doesnβt have feet, they got amputated due to being really good at football
id blitz you on the wing fella
once i put the burners on no man can stop me
heung min son
cold palmer
i dont play fifa anymore tbh
same shit
i only play for pro clubs with pals and put different characters on our team
we have bowser left back and heβs the best player
had to quick sell mario for jay slater tho
when i was last playing fifa i was mainly doing career modes
i put so much time into ultimate team in fifa 22 and 23 tho
gets a bit long after a while
we dem boys π£οΈ
I'm fucking hungry
Eat then
among us irl sus sus
yes
kys skibidi toilet
Yee
MY GOATTTTT
Hi chat. i just got home from doctor π i am so tired
oh no shadow why did you have to go to the doctor
fall off needs to be studied
still my goat
same with ginge
every sidemen sunday heβs in πππ
nah ginge is class man
ginge lowkey fine asf
brother
i had to get the threads out from my ankle
too bigheaded now
π
i read that as thneed icl
also people still make fifa content??? π
insane
not anymore games dead
fifa in 2023 is mad
fifa 15 π π π
its so odd to me that you've played witcher 3
i love it Itβs so good
alright pal
just cos Iβm hot and sexy and not bitchless ππ
it is
i miss cod
id pay money to watch you play dark souls
Is that the game my banners from π
the lore is more complicated than fnaf
yes
no way
dark souls makes fnaf lore look actually easy to understand
you dont really need to understand the lore to enjoy the game tho
i thought the ghibli dude made it they got the same name i think
souls games are based off berserk
dark fantasy type beat
π£οΈ
i miss dark fantasy tiktok
take me back
i miss crawly
no idea what this is lad but bosh
manga
nah Iβm acc upset i think he got arrested
β¦.
i have a video
why are there so many dark souls games
theres only 3
the rest are different series by the same dudes
they aren't based off of beserk, they just reference it
theres a couple but they just add on to the main game
thats what i meant
heβs dumbing it down so i understand it
elden ring is
i want elden ring so bad
β¨ π
get it
Iβd be so shit at elden ring but imma get it
give me a couple months i gotta get my money up
my brother told me to do that
ππ
jai Iβll get a ps5 n play it on there n stream it to u lad πΊ
...
what do YOU want

kidding HIIIIII

i wanna get a marceline tattoo
nah get a $3000 pc n stream roblox
bet lad Iβll get on the feet pic websites

sell dick picks lad
Nuh uh
i lack the facilities for that big man
unless i get a strap
You'd be the type
damn straight
Is it straight
Real
boobies
Iβve been too influenced by the british
ew
grow one
π
hey!
Which one
God save the king π€΄ π
Ooooo
β¨ she was a fairy β¨
Shoot the boats
@short kraken i need your music β€οΈ
i like the music hes listening
salim should also be in prison
Hello! My name is Bobert, i am looking for a nice hot goth girlfriend! hit me up π€£
true
yes bobert mate ive got the perfect candidate
wtf where is he
@tall olive why can i not @ babu
is he not here anymore
damnit he's not
@tall olive lemme fuck baby ππ
that is a 6ft 4 black man
i will shit on u lad
yep
harassing him in dms
wasps keep making nests in my vent to my apartment ig and it makes my hot water stop working
out of 2 weeks my hot water has maybe worked for like 4 days collectively
i lov this so much

Are you and shadow besties now
He just listened to my music yesterday
Omggg itβs like the start to a gay anime ππ
how would you know how they start
enemies to lovers π₯π₯π₯
Yes and i enjoy it alot no joke
@stuck harness
On GOD!!!
nah too late i dont want him now
They are taking my jobs!!!!!!
Got me another energy drink
SHUT 'ER DOWN BOYS
Hey gurl
what is up cuh!
Not much jit wbu
@unreal wolf happy birthday
Noooo

Good afternoon gangsters! π
Shouldnβt you be doing drugs or making pizzas or what ever you do
@carmine robin stop bullying people because they have different opinions to you
Oi oi
Brexit means brexit!!
INNIT MATE
I could never bully dababy π
ππ
I don't do drugs queen
My protector π thank you for your kind words
The frick is a drug
Something that's hella cool π
But not so much also
ITS COOL BUT NOT COOL
Backshots
Jizzum
π
Hit the nail on the head!
I'm on ALL of them RIGHT NOW !!!!
Hey youngsters do not do drugs it is not good for you. π€
I played the D.A.R.E song after my mate passed out from bud
@short kraken i need your music
i am dead? i feel i barely breath and feel a interior heat but on the ouside i am totally normal ....
Bro I think you need some sleep
you speak true i don't deny it ... but i don't want to sleep yet π¦
i just had some talk with my dad ... father-son stuff
Huh whuh
Lol
lol
Burger
I wish
i am crazy
i am awake since 9 am
I had a little fun on my father bd and still not sleeping lol
and he was saying : have 1 more drink :))))
they put me in a room?
A RUBBER ROOM!
with RATS!
rats make me crazy..
crazy?
had some cheese on you ?
I was crazy once.
they put me in a room..
a rubber room.
with rats!
rats make me crazy..
maybe.
you could tame them
make them dance whatever you wanted :)))
maybe LMFAO sexy and i know it π
you could teach them to make food for ya :)))
wash clothes ...dishes taking a dog out :))))
or the best part going work instead of you ...and you could just stay home and do whatever your heart desired π
so true
No π
Hello
hi
How you been
what !
i am awake from 9 am had some drinks .... you ?
I cant fkn sleep
even if you need it right ?
Itβs 8 am I woke up at like 6
The suns up im probably not going back to sleep
Join vc
π€ i am in vc
@short kraken Deathbrain - i fell asleep in a sea of clouds hits hard now π i know the feeling after those glasses of beer
omfg now i remember it π Mr.Kitty - After Dark
they call me weirdo
@muted basin long time no see.
Mood
Frr
:3
:3
Send me servers to join in my dms
It is currently 1:56 am. What's up guys?
Why? π
I want my old acc back @ripe mist π€¨
@ionic vector @ancient hawk GET A ROOM
Bcos I have like no servers
:c
HUH !
Cjat its illegal to go :3
LIIIIIIIIKE
apparently
:3
Catgirl and femboy sitting in a tree k i s s i n g
liar
I never lie
Literally saw you painting your nails
Proof
I am not a boy !!
My b gang
all g slime
hey salim
going to a concert tomorrow
Very cool
The Offspring
Nice
how u doing
same here buddy
Chair
anyone plays minecraft?
yes
okay gametag?
no
?
Damn
kys
hello queer
sorry sam_hater123
can't find it
whered u find that pic of me
me wehn inwintchu
π°
yeah i got banned for saying slurs π
fuck u
And why did you that?
i have a condition
and what kind of condition?
dumb fuck disorder π
oh okay
mon then lad
throw the first punch
oos oos lad
π

Hello
Omg girlie are you ok did he hurt you
chat i want a new tattoo
cock



Dog
Bark bark
hello gang
howdy yall
Sam
whats up chat
your mother .
:3
What's he doin
kill him
WHATS WRONGGGG
Ignore a thousand times ignore wrong discord server πππ
WHATD YOU SEND
SOME STUFF ABOUT HOW MY NAILS R MESSED UP JOW FROM ME DOING THEM AT HOME ππ
Hamburger
rofl
HAM BUR GAH
guh

nah
You were just recommended to me on instagram
i love talking about my emotions with randos
i am the poly bridge mastermind holy fucking shit
L
Lf server booster
what did you do you stinky twat
looking forward to hearing more about your civil engineering career
indeed
anyone got a better discord? like more active
Yeah mate have you heard of the discord server Hotel Fitz
Heard that's pretty active
Nah bro it's cause you're here
They're all scared of you
Sex immediately babe
on my way hot stuff
That honestly sounds like not so big of a fuck up, what are the consequences
I missed the majority of the day and now will be up until 9am tomorrow
I'm gonna cum
oh shit I don
You are cooked my guy gl hf
Hellooo
Hello Sammy mate
So proud of u lad
I'm bout to order food
At 11pm
Sent you photographic evidence
Thanks for that I was doubtful at first
Sup
Hello Luna mate
Hru
Sound mate wbu
Got a hotdog from ikea
gd
thts new
I keep throwing up blood or bile
ur transforming into a werewolf
you dont wanna see me when i get angry... πΊ
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
why have u gt sm
What
donda donda donda donda donda
who the fuck is sm
SO MUCH?????????
oh my god
i aint never seen no one abbreviate that before icl
donda donda donda donda donda
god Kids See Ghosts was so fucking good
i need kanye and kid cudi to get back together and make just one more album 
Womp womp

I'm winning the lottery tonight
99% of all gambling addicts quit right before hitting the big one
you got this
Can I have a tenner
For being a good friend all these years
hello
anyone have any cs cases they wouldnt mind parting with to support a poor mans addiction?
man just go to the casino or bet on sports like the rest of us
yeah well i have a steam balance and i wanna gamba with it lol
1 billion on red
Hello
I love gambling 
You would see nothing of my winnings
Can I get a tenner for letting you beat me in bowling thus not embarrassing you infront of the hoes
I could never be a embarrassed infront of anyone
Couldnβt be me
@carmine robin
sigma
@carmine robin
hiiii
Discord popular is like the reverse of normal popular
aaaaa I love all my friends!
lemme see
π©ββ€οΈβπβπ©πΉ
hurry hurry
also sam neither of us have been on tinder why is a bisexual uhauling
iβm gonna touch you in your little boy place @stark nacelle
youβre getting touched without consent
Me to my bumblebee pillow pet
who wants to grope my balls and call me a good boy while rubbing vicks vapor rub on them
@gray scaffold @modest terrace any takers?
Man I'm going back to bed
no
You got hands do it yourself man
The US coverage of the Olympics is so shit
Why tf is Kelly Clarkson hostingππ
iβm gonna touch you without consent unless you gallantly rub my calls with vicks vapor rub
Icl the Olympics is so washed
Theyβve skipped over like 5 countries just to talk to Simone Bilesβ parents like Brunei does not deserve that shit
You come up with that off the dome or what
who tf cares about the olympics we got a war to worry about you mooks
a female president? we cooked gang
You canβt be saying shit like this when youβre talking about massaging your balls on discord
iβm gonna give you a ballcouszie
Astaghfirullah
My brother in Christ you are going to be made a eunuch by the government
Try harder this shit is stale
@carmine robin @tall olive I'm getting on the piss later do I get a 6 pack or a 12 pack
Iβm going out rn
12 pack for sure
Either that or just a bottle of vodka icl
Only thing I'm getting pegged by is the price of petrol and food these days my bro
Canβt wait for my first vodka redbull of the night π
That would be a expensive peg
Mate I don't get started with those till like 1am
Travel costs n all
Get a fireball apple juice
Youβre projecting just find a pegmate at this point
Fr
Itβs not 2016 anymore bro we need higher standards than thisππ
One dimensional bit mate you gotta try harder than this
Fr
Touch as many people as possible im guessing
Just did a knee slide in the kitchen
Buzzing i made the list
Thanks mate made my day
Finally a bit of action
I have forgotten what the touch of a woman feels like
2 weeks too long I say
Oh wow gossy spoons how classy
Itβs like being in the trenches
Get me back to town
Canβt even use the app here
I wanna see deadpool wolverine so bad smh
ive heard its mediocre
im peeing im so excieted
@carmine robin me n this girl may theoretically be uhaulimg rn
Going to see it Sunday Iβll let you know
this olympic opening ceremony is ass
Where is me
It's France, of course it is
Mate Iβm so drunk rn Iβm seeing stars
oh god

Where is your grip cos you need to go get it
keep drinking
chug chug chug
Glug glug
Stop being mean xx
Im having a good time
6 sambuca shots
And a dream
@carmine robin alcoholic
Stop saying alcoholic.... it highlights me
If you end up in the dog and parrot it's a mission failed
Nah ended up getting wrecked babes
Just staying here then going home
Had too much sambuca
WRECKED
Spoons does bad things to good people
@keen pewter big dawg change my name
what do u want it to be
waf
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