general

[grand vessel]

at least spain can take it home

[keen crag]

honestly just happy we made it to the final, we never have on foreign soil 😭😭😭

[drowsy mason]

If only turkey made it this far 😔

[keen crag]

so happy for watkins as well

[drowsy mason]

Yeah absolute banger

I doubted him fully

[keen crag]

our youngsters have been class im glad they’ve made it this far regardless if we win or lose

give it a few years when they’re all in their prime 🙏🙏🙏

[keen crag]

nahhh love him

[drowsy mason]

I GENUINELY said “why tf is he coming on” then he goes and does that

Fair fucking play

[keen crag]

gutted the saka goal was offside

[drowsy mason]

Sad for trent

[keen crag]

he’s gen unreal too good for villa

[drowsy mason]

Yeah like wot 16 goals this season for villa

[keen crag]

has pace and then palmer with the assist ughhhh my man

still think he should start trent or at least sub him on

he’s played well

[drowsy mason]

I think southgate just doesn’t like Liverpool players

Trents been amazing

[keen crag]

my man

i’m working sunday i’m acc gutted

england shirt on at work

[ionic vector]

balls

[idle yoke]

No

[runic mulch]

L mans activity

[ancient hawk]

Ermmmmm

Booored

[runic mulch]

i thought we were besties

she def not feelin me

[hybrid thicket]

Why does my manager look like the dad from inside out

There’s no way I can take him serious anymore

[carmine coyote]

I've been forced to work Sunday

But one of our drivers is bringing their tv to work for us

[modest terrace]

i hate england

[carmine coyote]

That's so cute 😍

[grand vessel]

Dababy

[desert basin]

OI!!!!

[keen crag]

we’re in this together

i’ll be leaving work at 10 so either straight to the pub or straight home to fry

[radiant panther]

ggs buddy 2-1

😴

[polar pulsar]

it's coming home u little bastards

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[grand vessel]

Guys what r we gonna do

If someone asks me englisb or spanish

[gentle sinew]

hiii

[ionic vector]

you run

as fast as possible

[rough temple]

good morning

[frail zinc]

Start Cole Palmer

[modest terrace]

english or spanish

[carmine robin]

Um

[carmine robin]

No way that’s the real lev

You are still alive????

[gray scaffold]

If England loses the finals again the number of hate crimes and domestic violence will be unheard of💀💀

[torn relic]

Tried to record a video and someone got stabbed outside my window which is next to the public road and they put a ton of blood on the windows :(

[modest terrace]

im american it comes pre packaged

[carmine robin]

…

I’ll never forget this

[modest terrace]

xoxo 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩😋

[carmine robin]

Don’t make me say the d word

[modest terrace]

are you saying you like america

[jovial bramble]

I fell over at work and an old lady laughed at me

Quitting

[gray scaffold]

She’s jealous she couldn’t beat anorexia

[scenic stump]

Y vc dead?

Bc moderation gay

[gray scaffold]

Good question racist batman

[rugged quail]

Throw her down the starts and start manically laughing

[tawdry apex]

the starts

[jovial bramble]

Omg main

Mainie wanie

[rugged quail]

I just woke up leave me alone 😭

Hi geo

[jovial bramble]

Hi girl

[rugged quail]

U look hot in ur pfp

[jovial bramble]

Thank you xxx

[rugged quail]

So how’s ur backyard

[jovial bramble]

I moved girl

It’s horrible now

[rugged quail]

NOOO

[jovial bramble]

I know

[normal tiger]

Nice rack

[runic mulch]

how much for that sticker gang

[tawdry apex]

bro 💔

[runic mulch]

im willing to give up anything I posses for it

please marie

[jovial bramble]

Nice rack

[rugged quail]

Nice back

I wonder what kind of drama is happening in serious chat now

[modest terrace]

hi

[tall olive]

on ur finally here

[modest terrace]

my sleep is fucked

[tall olive]

🙄

[modest terrace]

i slept from 10-5 ish

[tall olive]

aussie sleep schedule

[modest terrace]

NOT AGAIN

[tall olive]

L

[topaz pond]

🧍‍♂️

[modest terrace]

i could fall asleep again im ngl

im tired

ive only been up for like 5h but eepy

[small hazel]

chat i think im cooked

[rugged quail]

Nice banenr

[tall olive]

nice arch

[nimble elbow]

weirdo shit

Hell of a thing

@tall olive whats up??

[mellow bane]

yo guys

[stuck harness]

Thanks slime

[mellow bane]

wepsi wtf man

[stuck harness]

Spunchbob

[mellow bane]

always on some weird shit 😞

[stuck harness]

WHAT

[mellow bane]

squit wert

[strong gale]

please help my bf sent me into ovulation

[opaque tide]

thats a

sentence of all time

[nimble elbow]

@strong gale I can do that for you😅😅

[strong gale]

ew

[tall olive]

freak

[strong gale]

u prolly look like a toe compared to my bf

[tall olive]

crazy how they say that when the word bf is literally in ur original message

throwing tomato’s

[nimble elbow]

I can fuck you million times better than your bf

[runic mulch]

keres being rizzed up by a default pfp user

[strong gale]

[tall olive]

watch bro be 16

[strong gale]

what the fuck

LOL

[runic mulch]

cinema

[runic mulch]

you're better off playing valorant. give up

[strong gale]

that's probably where he got his "rizz"

[runic mulch]

uh oh he bout to cook

[nimble elbow]

@runic mulch I can play withsomeone else also 😅

[runic mulch]

and its dogshit

[runic mulch]

the only thing thats getting played is your feels

you def just got done watching a red pill youtuber before acting out in chat blud

[nimble elbow]

i will do it in your way and you will know the fuck then

[tall olive]

is that english

[runic mulch]

bro is foaming out the mouth trying to type

[tall olive]

‘you will know the fuck’ 😭😭

[strong gale]

bruv I think if looking at my bf sends me into baby mode you're cooked

too sexy

[nimble elbow]

Thats only your mum taught me 🫥

[tall olive]

defo using google translate

[strong gale]

I love Matthew Lillard

he's coming to Richmond and I'm debating getting tickets to meet his sweet soul

[tall olive]

u so should

[runic mulch]

virginia richmond?

[tall olive]

he seems so kind

[strong gale]

but Art the Clown is also coming to Richmond

[tall olive]

smash

[strong gale]

and idk if I can go to both

[tall olive]

sorry

[strong gale]

yer

[runic mulch]

I stay like 15 mins from there wtf

💀

[strong gale]

I don't

it's a good 4 hour drive

[runic mulch]

what part of va you from

wtf 4 hours???

[strong gale]

I'd rather not say with creepy dude here

[nimble elbow]

@tall olive who the fuck are you to tell me ?

[strong gale]

brooo

[tall olive]

don’t speak to me weirdo

[nimble elbow]

@tall olive Retarded mf

[tall olive]

can’t type for shit gang

reread ur sentences n tell me It’s not copy n pasted

learn english lad It’s not hard

[runic mulch]

all g but idk tho is it worth going tho?

[strong gale]

I mean

[nimble elbow]

Go play with tities fukwit

[strong gale]

I haven't looked into the event with Matthew Lillard

[runic mulch]

nah nvm it prolly is

[strong gale]

but the one with Art is a lot of different horror actors

[tall olive]

take ur own advice freak

[strong gale]

like Jason Vorhees

exct

ect*

[runic mulch]

my friend and his 3 other friends drove 6 hours to buy jordans 😭

[tall olive]

horny little 16 year old tryna e fuck

[strong gale]

mental

[tall olive]

get a life

[runic mulch]

first in line and got out

[strong gale]

Jordan's are a crazy addiction

[nimble elbow]

yes I am freak but only while fucking your mum

[strong gale]

my ex was into collecting them

[tall olive]

nice one google

[runic mulch]

they were the jordan OG's like the first orginal pairs so they had to get it

[nimble elbow]

you speak like dog… Cuz i fucked your mum in doggy style

[runic mulch]

yea jordan collectors are FREAKS

[tall olive]

u getting this from chatgpt or what

[runic mulch]

I only own 2 but I stop wearing them for my own safety

[strong gale]

that's not bad ig

[runic mulch]

oh yea they are hard to get

[strong gale]

my thing is people who collect shoes have never been broke and don't understand what a waste it is to never wear perfectly good shoes

[runic mulch]

retail price probably tripled since it came out

[strong gale]

I buy a new pair of shoes when my soles fall ojt

not for fun

[tall olive]

i creased my j’s instantly they’re just shoes

[runic mulch]

I used to do that back in like middle school

[tall olive]

shit shoes at that they’re mad uncomfortable and hurt to put on

[runic mulch]

I stopped shortly cause I aint tryna get cooked for having busted ass shoes 😭

[jovial bramble]

Bought a new michaelwave

[nimble elbow]

Its coming right from your mum mouth when she eats my cum

[runic mulch]

I will never wear fubus on my life

[tall olive]

does it speak to u

[strong gale]

please keep sexual talk to a minimum sir it's uncomfortable @nimble elbow

[nimble elbow]

Respectfully agree @strong gale my lady

[strong gale]

[tall olive]

MY LADY 😭😭😭

[strong gale]

God

if ur real you'll smite this dude rn

[runic mulch]

bro is STARVING 💀

@nimble elbow ill duo with you on valorant lets run it

I bait you get your 2v1 clutch and all the sage mommies will swoon over you

[nimble elbow]

@strong gale Look at you .. poor bitch

[strong gale]

💀

I started taking German for funny COD character but this shit is getting hard.

[runic mulch]

the offer is still there if you want lil bro

ill literally let you insta lock duelist

[jovial bramble]

What does that mean

[jovial bramble]

It doesn’t spin tho

You just put ur food in

[strong gale]

michealwave

[jovial bramble]

Yes michaelwave

[strong gale]

👨 👋

Michealwave

[tall olive]

idk bedtime

[jovial bramble]

I tricked my brother like 3 weeks ago into thinking they’re actually called michaelwaves and he still thinks they’re called that

[strong gale]

"can I use ur michealwave?"

I was going to go with generic baby names

but I think Porche will be my boy name and Mercedes will be my girl name

there's 40% German in me afterall

[rough temple]

I wanna eat wingsstop

[strong gale]

is wingsstop any good

[runic mulch]

its peak

[strong gale]

does that mean the best

I can't keep up with this new lango

[runic mulch]

yes

[molten arrow]

i think so

[runic mulch]

peak = good

[strong gale]

I want to try raising canes

[runic mulch]

also peak

[strong gale]

I think the closest one is like 5 hours tho

[molten arrow]

peak = top of mountain

[strong gale]

true

shut up julia

[runic mulch]

I recently tried raising canes, and its fucking slaps

[strong gale]

[rough temple]

im @ripe mist anyone remember me lol

[strong gale]

is there one in Richmond

[molten arrow]

wth

[strong gale]

(I'm jk bestie(

[runic mulch]

I went to one in Chespeake and its fire

[molten arrow]

cries sobs kisses you a little bit

[rough temple]

JULIA DO U REMEMBER ME

[strong gale]

gae

[molten arrow]

omg are u one of my children

[rough temple]

YESSS

[honest hedge]

erm

[rough temple]

ITS BIANCA

[strong gale]

my boyfriend and I are going up near there first weekend of August. I'll beg him to stop by

[molten arrow]

HELLO MY CHILD

[rough temple]

HOW ARE U

[ionic vector]

man behind my own heart

[molten arrow]

i am good! how you??

[rough temple]

I just ordered food and it’s on the way 😩

Im good

[runic mulch]

after*

[ionic vector]

after my own hert

yeah im stupid tired sorry

[woeful cairn]

hey!

[ionic vector]

what you so excited for bud

life ain't no game pal

[woeful cairn]

damn you're right

lemme retry

[rough temple]

My tacobell is on the way

[molten arrow]

i thought diff's pfp was one of the angry birds pigs

[woeful cairn]

hey

[ionic vector]

wsg

[runic mulch]

just know the line might be long as fuck

[molten arrow]

a smile might be good

[ionic vector]

nono

too happy

[molten arrow]

SMILE

[woeful cairn]

hey 😉

oh shoot

[ionic vector]

ewww

[rough temple]

OH GOD

[woeful cairn]

wrong thing

[molten arrow]

oh now im scared

[woeful cairn]

omg

[rough temple]

absolutely not

[molten arrow]

blinked with one eye

[woeful cairn]

im so bad at social cues

[runic mulch]

the one I went to was recently opened and the line was so long it stretched all the way to the parking lot 😭

[ionic vector]

I'm getting a tamper cap for my drink now

like

[woeful cairn]

can i try again??

[molten arrow]

okay autism king

one more go

[woeful cairn]

hey 🙂

[rough temple]

I miss my old account I would be level 60 by now

[molten arrow]

ha old head

[rough temple]

😔

[molten arrow]

this scares me but it's slightly better

[rough temple]

at least im one of the ogs

[woeful cairn]

what happened to your account

[rough temple]

Idk someone hacked it

[woeful cairn]

yeah i don't like the emoji, it's just looking straight into my soul

[ionic vector]

my bad

[rough temple]

all good bro

[molten arrow]

hello 🙂

[woeful cairn]

damn

[ionic vector]

🤝

[strong gale]

I'd imagine

[woeful cairn]

hey 🙂

i prefer this :))

like no creepy emoji

[molten arrow]

flip 🙂 🙃 🙂

[ionic vector]

hey :3

[molten arrow]

hey c:

[ionic vector]

that's also a good one

[molten arrow]

i loooove that one

it heals me

[ionic vector]

hey （＾ω＾）

[molten arrow]

oh my

[runic mulch]

another thing

[woeful cairn]

that's

i dont like that

[molten arrow]

that is

yeah agreed

[ionic vector]

LMAO

[runic mulch]

the tolls are so dogshit

[strong gale]

DUDE

[molten arrow]

kris you were okay before and now im scared

[ionic vector]

why don't you like this o(〃＾▽＾〃)o

[strong gale]

I FUCKING KNOW

I WENT TO RICHMOND FOR A CAR EVENT AND THE TOLLS ARE BULL SHIT

[runic mulch]

my aunt works as a nurse assistant and she has to pay the toll twice everyday

[woeful cairn]

i have bad memories

[runic mulch]

its so fucking bad

[strong gale]

RICHMOND IS NEXT LEVEL TAX AND TOLL

[woeful cairn]

it triggers me, even

[ionic vector]

don't be scared children o((^▽^))o

[runic mulch]

without the express pass the traffic is SUPER LONG

[ionic vector]

I only bite a little (^‿^✿)

[molten arrow]

children

[woeful cairn]

what about OwO

[molten arrow]

are you my mom?

[ionic vector]

yeah basically

[runic mulch]

yeah i dont know how the fuck everyone on my dad side is still living over there

[molten arrow]

mother.

[runic mulch]

dont get me wrong like I like richmond but I will never fucking live there

[strong gale]

my boyfriend is from Richmond and hates it up there cause of the tolls

[molten arrow]

now this is bad

[ionic vector]

uwu is only okay in very very very specific circumstances

[molten arrow]

i keep reading tolls as trolls

[runic mulch]

I heard tolls are going up even more

[woeful cairn]

it's either that or 😉

[ionic vector]

owo is out of hand

[woeful cairn]

you choose

[ionic vector]

truly

[molten arrow]

mr ben 10 pfp, never wink at me ever again

respectfully

[runic mulch]

meanwhile the highways in my city are always being constructed on since 2016.

[strong gale]

[ionic vector]

but he's cool he edits videos sometimes

[molten arrow]

trololololol

[molten arrow]

he can edit his messages to not wink at me

[runic mulch]

I was in 10th grade when 58 was being structed

[woeful cairn]

😆

double wink

[runic mulch]

13 years later roads still aint fix

[molten arrow]

okay millennial core

[runic mulch]

[ionic vector]

that's a blink fn

(fortnite)

[strong gale]

damn how old are you

[woeful cairn]

i love fortnite

[strong gale]

40?

[runic mulch]

[molten arrow]

bros literally 45

[runic mulch]

26

[strong gale]

40

got it

[molten arrow]

close enough actually

[runic mulch]

okay buddy

[ionic vector]

40

[strong gale]

my bf is 26 and is ancient

HAHAHA

[molten arrow]

okay buddy 🤓

[runic mulch]

26 is not ancient gang 😭

[strong gale]

we were laying in bed the other night after the fair and he was like "fuck my knees are killing me"

and I'm like okay grandpa

[molten arrow]

literally decrepit

[runic mulch]

you have hello kitty stickers on your phone

hush kiddo

[strong gale]

he said "I forgot my pain meds"

HAHAH

[modest terrace]

26 is ancient

[molten arrow]

hello kitty slays idc

[runic mulch]

which knee

if its the left knee hes cooked

[strong gale]

both

[modest terrace]

mf older than my oldest sister

[runic mulch]

oh no

[modest terrace]

🙄

[molten arrow]

FR DAWG

[woeful cairn]

26 is not anciet c'mon guys 🙂

[modest terrace]

it so is

[ionic vector]

if ur laying in bed with ur s/o and ur natural instinct is to complain about ur knees hurting you're like 50 at least

[molten arrow]

diff... are you 30

[woeful cairn]

about to turn 31 🙂

[ionic vector]

NOOOOO

[modest terrace]

oh man 😭

[ionic vector]

HAHAHAHAH

[woeful cairn]

how'd you know 😆

[runic mulch]

no use trying to tell them. 😭

[woeful cairn]

NAAHHHH IM JOKING

[modest terrace]

pipe down grandpa

[woeful cairn]

I AINT 30

[molten arrow]

okay gramps

[runic mulch]

whats skidibi

[molten arrow]

no fr what is skibidi

[modest terrace]

hell if i fucking know thats gen alpha bruh

[ionic vector]

I'm like 5

[modest terrace]

im gen z

[runic mulch]

I dont understand you kids and your cooked slangs

[woeful cairn]

it's the toilet guy, right 🙂

[ionic vector]

dop dop dop yes yes

[molten arrow]

MODS!!! BAN THIS KID!!!

[ionic vector]

NOOOO

[modest terrace]

tokyo that is 12 year old slang

[strong gale]

I'm younger than you and you use newer terms than me

tf

[runic mulch]

I deadass dont know

[ionic vector]

IT WAS A JOKE

[strong gale]

KIDS

??

[ionic vector]

A FARCE

NO

[modest terrace]

i am 21 years old

[woeful cairn]

same

[molten arrow]

im julia

[modest terrace]

im sam

[strong gale]

nuh uh

NUH UH

[molten arrow]

omg whens ur birthday diff

[woeful cairn]

it was last month

[strong gale]

omg sames

[molten arrow]

omg im older than diff

[runic mulch]

saying peak isnt a new slang its only new cause you now hearing it 😭 🙏🏾

[molten arrow]

its so fucking over for me

[strong gale]

what day

[woeful cairn]

i can legally drink in america

[modest terrace]

03 GANG YEAHHH

[molten arrow]

its so over

03 WILL NEVER PROSPER

[strong gale]

maybe

[modest terrace]

BEST BIRTH YEAR

[molten arrow]

BOOOOO

[modest terrace]

03 !!!!!!

[woeful cairn]

how old are you 🤨

[ionic vector]

I'm just going to not say anything coz I don't wanna get bullied by the chat 🙏

[woeful cairn]

AYYYYYY

[modest terrace]

ancient

shes turning 25

[molten arrow]

CAN YOU IMAGINE

[woeful cairn]

i was about to say "so 25?"

[molten arrow]

im turning 22 actually!!!

[modest terrace]

shes lying

never trust a cat pfp mf

[runic mulch]

[molten arrow]

if i was lying could i do this

[woeful cairn]

fr

[molten arrow]

:c

[modest terrace]

oh fuck ur so right

[strong gale]

julia

[modest terrace]

shes not lying

[ionic vector]

never trust a cat

[molten arrow]

keres

[strong gale]

do you want another funny cat pfp

[runic mulch]

you mfers call me old but you aint far off from me

gang you chattin at this rate 😭

[woeful cairn]

guys, let's calm down 🙂

[modest terrace]

girl bffr

[molten arrow]

perhaps

[modest terrace]

you are a different generation

[strong gale]

ur getting it anyway

[runic mulch]

no?

[molten arrow]

you were born in a different century

[woeful cairn]

1823

[runic mulch]

4 years diff bro

what are you saying

[strong gale]

me and Julia have spicy dms

holy cow

[ionic vector]

there's a 1 before the rest of the numbers in ur birth year

[runic mulch]

I wasnt there during vietnam war

[ionic vector]

ur old

[strong gale]

yes u were

grandpa

[runic mulch]

Nah i was playing with legos watching hercules on the vhs

fuck you mean

[modest terrace]

my sisters old and shes 25

[ionic vector]

FUCK those gummies are kicking my ass!

[woeful cairn]

it's just sugar 🙂

[modest terrace]

its such a noticeable difference

[runic mulch]

I mean

[ionic vector]

nah bro the melatonin got me geeking

[runic mulch]

yea im up there but I still order hi-c orange everywhere I go

I dont drink nothing else aside water

[modest terrace]

i never drink hi c

[molten arrow]

od'd on melatonin gummies, i'm so cooked

[modest terrace]

im a dr pepper girly myself

[ionic vector]

true

they're so tasty

[woeful cairn]

i have a strick enegry drink only diet

[rough temple]

imma go smoke

[strong gale]

Dr peper for the win

[modest terrace]

UGH REAL

[molten arrow]

what is dr pepper

[ionic vector]

I'd eat them all and go into a coma if I wasn't smarter

[rough temple]

Chicken fingers ?

[modest terrace]

i was thinking fountain drinks but any other time its enny drinks

[strong gale]

remember that 103 year old lady who said she only drank Dr peper

yeah

[runic mulch]

they gotta be zero if I drink soda

[woeful cairn]

it's a nurse or something

[woeful cairn]

YESSIRR

[rough temple]

It’s a soft drink

[modest terrace]

ur so healthy tokyo

[rough temple]

YAYY MY TACOBELL COMES IN 5 minutes

[modest terrace]

i want a baja blast now

[woeful cairn]

i've never had taco bell

[ionic vector]

I drink jolly ranchers and kool aid in a four loko

[rough temple]

If u don’t remember me now u do im @ripe mist

[strong gale]

baja blast sucks

[modest terrace]

do u not have dr p

[ionic vector]

that's my daily drink

[modest terrace]

i havent had it in ages

[runic mulch]

naaaah I had my occasions at parties and shii in high school

[modest terrace]

i like drinking it once every few months

[modest terrace]

i was being sarcastic gramps

[molten arrow]

i dont think we have doc peppy

[runic mulch]

damn I got caught lackin

[modest terrace]

im never going to aus

[rough temple]

I got three mins to get cooked

[runic mulch]

[rough temple]

Brb

[ionic vector]

oh yeah back at the first high school

was Moses there

[modest terrace]

HAHA

[unique bison]

hey guys

i have strep throat

pls help

[runic mulch]

yea he said hes dissapointed in you

[ionic vector]

sucks for him ig

[spring parrot]

go eat cough drops

like a copious amount

[molten arrow]

fitch

[molten arrow]

oh

[unique bison]

i already took so much ibuprofen

[strong gale]

get rid of your throat

pro tips

[unique bison]

and i have antibiotics

[molten arrow]

rip it out

[unique bison]

oh true thanks

good idea

[molten arrow]

rae you are my daughter now

[spring parrot]

yeah just smoke until you dont have a throat anymore

[strong gale]

I get strep or tonsillitis every 2 years and my doctors refuse to take my tonsils out

[unique bison]

okay 🤝

i don’t want to take my tonsils out

[runic mulch]

why not

[molten arrow]

but it could be fun

[runic mulch]

I still havent got mine taken out

[strong gale]

idk cause they're stupid

[runic mulch]

bruh

[molten arrow]

tonsils are dumb

[strong gale]

tonsils aren't even needed

[spring parrot]

i have the worst tooth ache rn
about to abuse muscle relaxants to fix it

[strong gale]

they are no longer primal

[unique bison]

i love my tonsils

just not when they’re swollen and black and white

[ionic vector]

hi grand daughter

[unique bison]

who

[ionic vector]

you

[unique bison]

omg hi grandma

[ionic vector]

Julia is my daughter

don't question it

[molten arrow]

mama

[unique bison]

okay

[unique bison]

hi julia mother

[molten arrow]

hello daughter

[unique bison]

cool beans

i want to rip out my tonsils holy shit

[molten arrow]

i have not heard cool beans in YEARS

[unique bison]

i have the coolest beans

[spring parrot]

im about to pluck my tooth

[unique bison]

oh well

[strong gale]

please remove the n word from your status @spring parrot 🤝

[unique bison]

don’t

[strong gale]

me when I mod

[unique bison]

good job

[spring parrot]

because you asked kindly i gotchu🤝

[unique bison]

very proud

[runic mulch]

🤝

world peace is restored

[strong gale]

because we're partnered we can't let it slide broskis

I sorrys

[unique bison]

it hurts to yawn ugh

[spring parrot]

its okay man, i get it

[unique bison]

do i take more ibuprofen

[strong gale]

how much have you taken

[ionic vector]

so we're getting mad at discord now

I gotchu

[unique bison]

i took some at 11am then some at 6:45pm after i napped

[strong gale]

riot @ discord

how many mg

[unique bison]

i think i should be okay

uh

[molten arrow]

2 ibuprofen

[unique bison]

400mg

[strong gale]

uhhhh

isn't it every 6 to 8 hours

[ionic vector]

you'll be fine it's just ibuprofen

[unique bison]

4-6 but that’s for 1

thanks gma

[ionic vector]

I took 50 pills and was rushed to the hospital but didn't even feel a tummy ache 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[strong gale]

knew a dude who took 4 400 MG

crazy

[spring parrot]

yeah you can take an actual SHIT TON of ibuprofen

[runic mulch]

what a demon

[ionic vector]

that's around how much I took

idr

[unique bison]

i can’t find my glasses

[ionic vector]

I was on other shit tho that's why I visted the doc

[unique bison]

ok i’m gonna take more

i found them

[spring parrot]

vro i got this new battery for carts

shield flip 510

this thing is devious

4.8v is too much cuh😭

[ionic vector]

bruh

[unique bison]

grandma lore

[ionic vector]

yeah I love random lore drops

[unique bison]

real

[ionic vector]

how long does it last usually tho

[unique bison]

i just got out of an 8 month relationship

two weeks ago

[spring parrot]

like the battery life?

or the carts

[ionic vector]

battery life

[spring parrot]

tbh pretty long

charge for like an hr and its full

and it usually lasts me a full day

n im faded all day

[ionic vector]

okay that's not bad

real

[strong gale]

ur young dw

[ionic vector]

I am too that's why I was wondering, mines been dying mid day recently

[strong gale]

boys suck

or girls

or thems

[ionic vector]

got out of a year one a week and a half ago

I feel u

[spring parrot]

honestly this thing is like the most w purchase ive made for carts ever

i can send you the link if you want it

[ionic vector]

yeah that'd be majorly appreciated

[strong gale]

part of me wishes drugs didn't fuck me up and the other is okay with not smoking again

my dumbass fault

[unique bison]

he was a MANCHILD

guys what’s it like to smoke weed

i have never 🤝

[strong gale]

errrm

it's okay

don't do it when ur young it isn't good for development

[unique bison]

okay

[strong gale]

I used to smoke a lot w my ex gf @ 16 and it fucked my brain

[spring parrot]

def bad for development

[ionic vector]

fuck !

[spring parrot]

ive been smoking since 13 lol

[ionic vector]

WE BALL WE BALL WE BALL WE BALL

[spring parrot]

the brain fog is wild

[strong gale]

lols

[unique bison]

that’s lowkey insane

[strong gale]

I think there's detox shit now that helps w memory

[ionic vector]

oh I have brain fog regardless I've always been aloof

[unique bison]

sorry that’s probably rude

[spring parrot]

i forgot like a whole 2 year period of my life

[strong gale]

saur true

[spring parrot]

i lived memories thru my camera roll

[ionic vector]

yeah

sad thing is I was like that before drugs :(

[unique bison]

real

[ionic vector]

I wish my brain worked normally it'd make things SO much easier

[unique bison]

also real af

gma gave me mental illnesses

[spring parrot]

id like to think before all the shrooms and weed (and other substances) that i was a pretty functional person

[strong gale]

I think one thing about getting so fucked up you can't remember anything is that I somehow found songs on Spotify from artists I'd never listened to and put them in my liked. and now whenever they come on I remember when I was tripping

[spring parrot]

shrooms def did the most damage tbh

[strong gale]

like Solo by Future

[ionic vector]

DUDE

[unique bison]

i don’t think i’d ever do anything stronger than weed

[ionic vector]

that's so true actually

[strong gale]

never fucked with Future b4 but I took edibles and got fucked up and listened to Solo for like 12 hours

[spring parrot]

nah swear i have so many weird songs in my playlists from when i was in hs lmao

[spring parrot]

thats what everyone says lol

[unique bison]

lmao true

[ionic vector]

future is so good on edible I've had such a similar experience

[spring parrot]

never works that way

[unique bison]

i’ve had opportunities to smoke i just never had

freaks me out way too much

[strong gale]

feels like ur floating

[ionic vector]

I remember when his album before the last one dropped I listened thru it like twice

[unique bison]

throat hurts

[spring parrot]

i was on 8gs of shrooms when i found Cuddle My Wrist by Future lmao

i was playing vrchat js letting my shit shuffle mirror dwelling

[ionic vector]

gargle salt water

[unique bison]

i did earlier

just gonna take more ibuprofen

[ionic vector]

have any honey?

honey helps

[unique bison]

yea but downstairs

[ionic vector]

I'm fulfilling my role of grandma

[spring parrot]

tea with honey in it is the best for a sore throat ong

[unique bison]

dude idk who said they knew someone that took 4 400mgs of ibuprofen

[strong gale]

me

[unique bison]

but my ex used to take 5 200mg

which isn’t as much

but just weird

[spring parrot]

there are some people that will just abuse anything they can get their hands on lol

[strong gale]

when I asked why he did it he said "big body need more mg"

[spring parrot]

(me)

[unique bison]

yeah

[strong gale]

which I guess is true

but damn

[unique bison]

ex was 6’2 and 215lbs

[strong gale]

1600 is a lot

[unique bison]

yeah fr

[ionic vector]

oh I'm in a different boat than those guys

boowomp

[unique bison]

spinach bob

[ionic vector]

yeah basically

[modest terrace]

i take 4 200mg for my cramps but thats only a one time thing

[unique bison]

real

[modest terrace]

after that i only take 1 or 2

[unique bison]

throat doesn’t hurt as bad anymore 🎉🎉🎉

[ionic vector]

swag

[spring parrot]

rae go drink a whole bottle of honey

[unique bison]

i’m considering it

this is lowkey weird to tell a bunch of strangers but the antibiotics are making me burp a lot

[ionic vector]

huh

any idea why

[unique bison]

no

[unique bison]

how i feel rn

[modest terrace]

theres only room for 2 sams in this town and u being here makes 3

skedaddle lad

[spring parrot]

no

i dont wanna

[modest terrace]

fuck thats a solid argument

[molten arrow]

he kinda gotchu there

[opaque tide]

good god catching up on the last two hours of chat has

been an adventure lmao

fantastic, e n t e r t a i n m e

[molten arrow]

did you have fun

[strong gale]

think my bf fell asleep without calling me

betrayal

[molten arrow]

fucked up and evil

[opaque tide]

i did tho watching the google translate default pfp user getting absolutely cooked has to be peak so far for my day

[velvet steeple]

cheeky beeky

[molten arrow]

cheEKY BEEKY

EXACTLY

[ionic vector]

cheeki breaki iv damke

[molten arrow]

no exactly

[opaque tide]

i may sit in the bar vc and drink, this sounds like an adequate use of my time tonight

its already 12 30 at night and im very clearly not sleeping tonight so

hmst

[molten arrow]

could be fun

[opaque tide]

Potentially

[unique bison]

mom

[molten arrow]

daughter

[unique bison]

guess what

[molten arrow]

chicken butt?

[unique bison]

no

[molten arrow]

oh

[unique bison]

my ex is a mormon

[ionic vector]

ewww

[molten arrow]

oh im so sorry

[unique bison]

i dated a mormon for 8 months

[ionic vector]

good riddance

[unique bison]

fax

[molten arrow]

get well soon

[unique bison]

thanks mom

[molten arrow]

i would never date a mormon respectfully

[unique bison]

i didn’t know he was until some of his friends told me

[molten arrow]

poor child

that's a yikes

[unique bison]

i know bro

lore drop

[molten arrow]

insane lore actually

[modest terrace]

my ex was balding

thats my lore

[velvet steeple]

fucking mormons

[modest terrace]

god snatched his hair coz he said i wasnt a 10

[velvet steeple]

bruh

[strong gale]

my bf has better hair than me

[molten arrow]

yknow what god was right for that

[velvet steeple]

i bet he does

[molten arrow]

if you bite his hair off, then he wont

[strong gale]

I don't bite it

I pull it

[scenic stump]

this is so crazy

[strong gale]

[velvet steeple]

ayo

[molten arrow]

pluck it right out

[strong gale]

Definitely what I meant yes

[molten arrow]

yes

family friendly

[strong gale]

[modest terrace]

mom come pick me up im scared

[unique bison]

yk what else

he was his moms favorite…

[molten arrow]

mom im scared i dont wanna be at this sleepover anymore

[molten arrow]

WHAT DOES THIS IMPLY

[modest terrace]

can we go scissor in the closet instead

[strong gale]

HUH

[molten arrow]

yes absolutely

[velvet steeple]

wtf

[modest terrace]

i hate mamas boys

[strong gale]

wow

u whores

[molten arrow]

WE'RE PLAYING ROCK PAPER SCISSORS

[modest terrace]

….. we are

[strong gale]

uhuh

[velvet steeple]

gay as fuck

[molten arrow]

god get ur head out of the gutter

[strong gale]

that's what they all say

[molten arrow]

playing it with our leggies

[unique bison]

weird!

[strong gale]

!duck

[wanton mirage]

requested by xaneakeal · Jul 11, 2024, 4:35 AM

[modest terrace]

julia lets play rps count to 5 and send one

[molten arrow]

i hate mamas boys, get outta there

scissors

[modest terrace]

✂️

[molten arrow]

OMG

[modest terrace]

lets recreate that

[molten arrow]

we scissored

[modest terrace]

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[velvet steeple]

[modest terrace]

we scissored

[molten arrow]

🫦

[modest terrace]

scissorers

[molten arrow]

thats us

[modest terrace]

@sharp anchor

🧛‍♀️

[molten arrow]

vlampire

[sharp anchor]

where u geyt that emoji of me

[strong gale]

don't bring that traitor in here

get out

[modest terrace]

its safer over here court

[modest terrace]

swaggers is bad

[sharp anchor]

TRAITOR??

[strong gale]

muting u

[modest terrace]

NOOO

COURTTT

[strong gale]

u ignore me when I'm in swaggers

U WHORE

[sharp anchor]

i do?

[strong gale]

we used to be TIGJT

[sharp anchor]

did u speak to me?

[molten arrow]

hello coret

[strong gale]

U DIDNT SAY HI

[sharp anchor]

we did???

[strong gale]

LIKENTHE FRIENDLY MOD UR SUPPOSED 2 BE

[sharp anchor]

gulp

[modest terrace]

gulp

[sharp anchor]

me when]

[strong gale]

I'm telling val

[modest terrace]

me

when me

[sharp anchor]

valkrye?

oops

[modest terrace]

valore

[sharp anchor]

spelt it wrong

[strong gale]

yep

papa val

[molten arrow]

father

[sharp anchor]

valore?

[unique bison]

so real

[strong gale]

sometimes when you speak his name he is summoned

[unique bison]

esp bc my mommy issues are insane

[modest terrace]

i remember last summer when id vc w valcrye

and nic and court

and whoever else

[sharp anchor]

my fav thing is changing my name to swaggersouls in the other server then typing

[strong gale]

it's been like 3 years since I vcd val

[modest terrace]

man i was so depressed

HAHA

[sharp anchor]

and waiting for ppl to go cray

especially after someone pings him

[modest terrace]

thats so funny

[strong gale]

swagger told me happy birthday 3 years in a row

but I stopped pinging him

[modest terrace]

ive been way too drawn to fitz recently

swaggers has so many people i dislike

[sharp anchor]

he said smth to me once but i don’t remember what it was

[strong gale]

I was 16 the first time he did it and flipped shit

[sharp anchor]

think we talked about a game

[modest terrace]

im betraying my own server

[strong gale]

I think he also insulted me once

[ionic vector]

I talked to him abt rust like forever ago

[modest terrace]

i was in a vc w swaggers before !!!

[molten arrow]

he told me to say pimp chimpin once and i said no i think

[modest terrace]

we listened to that piano guy from like 2018-2019

[ionic vector]

when I was in my "I have a deviated septum I can sound like swagger lol" phase

[strong gale]

PIMP CHIMPONNNNM

[modest terrace]

no one was speaking

it was an audience

[ionic vector]

i was really annoying

[modest terrace]

was?

sorry

[unique bison]

the knuckle crack thing haunts me

[ionic vector]

you don't know me hoe

[molten arrow]

omg drag her

[unique bison]

LOL

[modest terrace]

im in your walls

[molten arrow]

the girls are fighting

[unique bison]

omgg

don’t hurt my gma

[ionic vector]

I don't have walls this is a cabin

[modest terrace]

im trying to get the enemies to lovers arc

[modest terrace]

oh well im outside

[molten arrow]

WHAT ABOUT US HELLO????

[strong gale]

my bf called me

[sharp anchor]

do cabins not have walls?

[modest terrace]

we werent enemies julia

[strong gale]

[ionic vector]

not ones that you can be inside of

[strong gale]

behave while I'm gone children

[molten arrow]

we could be enemies sam

[ionic vector]

slur time

[modest terrace]

its roo late thatd be lovers enemies lovers

i need to start fresh

[molten arrow]

okay parent!

[molten arrow]

me when

[modest terrace]

I JUST WANTWD MY CHEESZE

[ionic vector]

hi alan

[molten arrow]

hello alam

[ionic vector]

that's not his name

[molten arrow]

it could be

if you have a little joy and whimsy

[ionic vector]

oh sorry

[molten arrow]

you should be!!

[ionic vector]

:(

[modest terrace]

now kiss

[ionic vector]

I don't think we can do that

[molten arrow]

kris hates me

[modest terrace]

are you a minor

[molten arrow]

oh yeah i forgot kris is like 5

[ionic vector]

sometimes

[modest terrace]

WHAT

KRIS HOW OLD ARE YOU

[ionic vector]

IM 16 IM NOT 5

[modest terrace]

OH NAH

[ionic vector]

😭😭😭

[modest terrace]

OH NAH