general

[crystal pelican]

Hello! Hry

[random dagger]

I'm pretty good and yourself?

[crystal pelican]

Yhhhh I’m good, ty for asking :))

[random dagger]

I'm so glad to hear ur doing good :))

[crystal pelican]

Ahah thank you! You on holiday btw! Saw the insta

[random dagger]

Was on holiday. Back to uni now 🥲

[strong gale]

[shut shore]

@random dagger u cheating on me with a new best friend

[neat pulsar]

wait, so you're telling me that a shrimp fried this rice?

[crystal pelican]

Ahhh peak stuff

[scenic stump]

What a dayyyy

[random dagger]

im sorry what now?

[random dagger]

it suckss

[shut shore]

Ur talking to other friend youre supposed to be MY friend

[random dagger]

im sorry

[shut shore]

😰

[random dagger]

aslo i messge u on snap but u left me on opened

😔

[shut shore]

What really

[random dagger]

i asked how r u

then u left me on opened

[shut shore]

NOO U DIDNT

REALLY

[random dagger]

YEAAA WHEN WE WERE TALKING ABOUT OUR STREAKS ENDED

[shut shore]

I SORRY

[random dagger]

😔

wanted to cry

frfr

[strong gale]

chat do I go back to sleep

[random dagger]

yes

[neat pulsar]

im bing chilling rn

[strong gale]

bet

[mild sparrow]

its 3.30pm and i just got up so yes

one cannot have too much sleep

[neat pulsar]

bruhG

[hallow moat]

hi Keres

[hallow moat]

bud what time did u go to sleep at

[hallow moat]

too much sleep is not waking up

[neat pulsar]

damn this chat is quiet

[rocky thistle]

Make it loud

[neat pulsar]

im gonna hit the griddy in chat at 2am

[rocky thistle]

That's like...15 hours from now

[neat pulsar]

i may have lied on the internet

[rocky thistle]

Lying? On the internet? That's unheard of

[neat pulsar]

forgive me father for I have sinned

[hallow moat]

hi Jo

[jaunty ferry]

That’s good to hear ☺️. Anything new?

[jovial stirrup]

omg iisha is here

[loud glacier]

hey guys hector here

[rocky thistle]

Hello hi

[rocky thistle]

Thot

[random dagger]

jo jo jo

[rocky thistle]

Jah jah jah

[random dagger]

wsg with u jo

[rocky thistle]

I just moved, I'm unpacking so the room is clean when my bed gets here but I'm lazy

How you doing

[random dagger]

pretty good

still a bit tired from my trip to mexico this weekend

[rocky thistle]

Ooohh sounds fun

I've never been to Mexico

[buoyant shale]

meow

[random dagger]

how 😭

[random dagger]

maow

[buoyant shale]

jah u want to vc

im at work

[random dagger]

now?

if u wanna

[buoyant shale]

yeh sure

[loud glacier]

hit the pen too hard im bouta meat the hatman

[buoyant shale]

im bored

join one

[rocky thistle]

I've always preferred traveling to Europe lol

[loud glacier]

the hatman does NOT respect gender pronouns above 450 mg

[random dagger]

resonable

@buoyant shale suite 2

[rocky thistle]

I still want to go at least once though, just don't know when

[loud glacier]

Took 600mg and the hatman appeared to me for the second time. Unlike the first time, this encounter wasn't neutral. He slowly opened my bedroom door and like whispered my name, i didn't know what to do so i just laid there and didn't even attempt to respond. He then slowly entered my room and just stood in the corner and like telepathically misgendered me for 3 or 4 minutes straight and said i couldn't even do some simple thing like take out the trash or someshit. I got so mad i was able to close my eyes and roll over some, when i gathered the strength to sit up some and turn to face him, he was gone like a little bitch

[random dagger]

hopefully u visit ond day

[buoyant shale]

telepathically misgendered me for 3 or 4 minutes

[loud glacier]

okay

what’s ur pronouns

[buoyant shale]

straigt up/ jorking it

[loud glacier]

i stole that from a benadryl addiction subreddit

[loud glacier]

time to misgender u telepathically

[buoyant shale]

😌

[loud glacier]

can u feel the telepathy

can’t even take out the garbage u man

[random dagger]

er

:sip

wait nvm

[loud glacier]

shut up john

[buoyant shale]

whatbjerky store

[loud glacier]

okay ur telepathic misgendering has expired

u can renew for one slom buck

second renewal is one big mac and two slom bucks

[crystal pelican]

Ooo plenty of new stuff of course, Wby?!

[crystal pelican]

Omg heya

[loud glacier]

ur brows r perfect 😭

[crystal pelican]

:o?

[loud glacier]

☹️

[crystal pelican]

Anywhooooo

How’s everyone’s day goin

[coral ingot]

balls

[loud glacier]

real shit texas

ew grape

[coral ingot]

my home boy righ here

[loud glacier]

u ain’t even get a reply

[loud glacier]

erm i am not e boy

i am herctor at the jerkey store

ugly asl

leave the e women alone🫵🏻

[crystal pelican]

21 lmao

[loud glacier]

naur

[coral ingot]

idek what kinda gender that is, i can't keep up with shit no more

[loud glacier]

hector ar the jerkey store

what is there to not understand

[crystal pelican]

Nope

[loud glacier]

bro💀

[crystal pelican]

You deffo don’t

[loud glacier]

ur such a loser😭

bro actually shut ur fucjing mouth

[crystal pelican]

Bro don’t diss Minecraft just diss the dude 😂

[loud glacier]

how could i do such a thing😭‼️🙏🏻

[crystal pelican]

Get a life fr

[loud glacier]

yeah

im a girl’s girl bitch

literally fuck off😭🙏🏻

don’t ask it

[crystal pelican]

Dude you need to not, believe it or not you should probs get a life

[loud glacier]

leave

touch grass

@tawdry apex come collect this man

i never watched him😭

i’m literally just here

oh nooo i defend woman from weirdo that means i’m a dick sucker ooo

[crystal pelican]

Dude only fucker is you

[loud glacier]

i saw that

[crystal pelican]

Pattern yourself

[loud glacier]

fucking freak dude

[crystal pelican]

Someone wasn’t loved enough imo

[loud glacier]

NAH FR

NO BITCHES

what r u even talking about😭

context would be nice?

[scenic stump]

Wrong Fitz

[loud glacier]

HELP

I THOT HE WAS TYPIN FR

[scenic stump]

nope- just another person named Fitz bein targeted 😪🤚🏻

[loud glacier]

i can’t believe this

[crystal pelican]

[loud glacier]

u should sue

[scenic stump]

I should

[tawdry apex]

sorry gang

[rocky thistle]

@proud sandal plz

[tawdry apex]

just woke up

[ancient hawk]

Ermm

[loud glacier]

thank gorsh

[ancient hawk]

Duh heck

[scenic stump]

Attacked. Mistaken identity 😪. Thanks dawg

[crystal pelican]

Yhhh I tried to add you to lowkey dm you @tawdry apex

[rocky thistle]

He's been going at it for hours lol

[proud sandal]

what

[scenic stump]

@ing the wrong Fitz did the trick then

[loud glacier]

jesus christ

[crystal pelican]

Oh hey dude

[loud glacier]

dead server moment

[rocky thistle]

Too late Awooku

[loud glacier]

shot killed him off already

[neat pulsar]

bruhG

[loud glacier]

u missed the beef battle, man

[rocky thistle]

Beef battle

[crystal pelican]

Not even he’s a creep😂

[rocky thistle]

I love throwing my meat at people

[crystal pelican]

What type of meat tho we talking lamb or ?

[rocky thistle]

beef

[crystal pelican]

Mhm hit them where it hurts

[neat pulsar]

eww

[rocky thistle]

I'm really good at crushing meat

[crystal pelican]

🫣

[neat pulsar]

what is that

[rocky thistle]

My nickname is the meat crusher

[tawdry apex]

????

WHAT

[rocky thistle]

Sshhhh

[crystal pelican]

Ahahah that emote with a bow woulda slapped different 😂

[rocky thistle]

I realized that what I'm saying could be taken two ways

[tawdry apex]

GRAGNAR THE DESTROYER 🎀💞🐰

[rocky thistle]

Someone make it happen

[bleak fjord]

[rocky thistle]

Ahh there here is, meat

Time to crush

[crystal pelican]

[rocky thistle]

I need stop procrastinating

[neat pulsar]

get ur money up not ur funny up

[rocky thistle]

I'll pay you $2 to come help me

[crystal pelican]

Nah I’ll do it for free, what we doing

[rocky thistle]

Unpacking boxes

[crystal pelican]

Ahh I’d have to fly out where you are ngl that sounds like pure effort 😂

[rocky thistle]

And here I thought I'd found the one

[crystal pelican]

Forgive me

[neat pulsar]

😩

[jaunty ferry]

What the heck

[loud glacier]

what the freak

[jaunty ferry]

Same here actually lol it’s been a wild year so fair.

[rocky thistle]

Stop being a whore

[jaunty ferry]

WYM

[crystal pelican]

Honestly 2024 wasn’t on my bingo cards 🙇‍♀️

[jaunty ferry]

Literally tho hahahahaha

[rocky thistle]

You heard me

[jaunty ferry]

I am not being a whore😭

Stop bullying me

[rocky thistle]

Naw

[jaunty ferry]

Shut upppoo

[crystal pelican]

:oo

[jaunty ferry]

Ugh I hate being sick

Literally so lame

[random dagger]

sadge

[rocky thistle]

Have you tried not being sick?

[jaunty ferry]

I have. It’s not working

I had the worst sleep ever

[rocky thistle]

Sounds like a skill issue

[rocky thistle]

Sameee

[jaunty ferry]

I puked in my sink, and I wasn’t happy

[jaunty ferry]

How was the flooor

[rocky thistle]

Fucking killer

My back is in pain

[jaunty ferry]

Ooof why sleep on the floor then

Dummy

[random dagger]

sup devon

[rocky thistle]

Not by choice

[jaunty ferry]

Hmm kayyy

[jaunty ferry]

Just at home sick. How bout you

[loud glacier]

GET A LIFE

[bleak fjord]

[scenic stump]

Fat tits-

[eager dagger]

same

[proud glen]

theres no fuckin hot water

[scenic stump]

Rawr

[coral ingot]

coom

[ancient hawk]

Guh

[buoyant shale]

i mean okay

i guess

[random dagger]

eer

[proud glen]

i dont want ur apple pie mama

[random dagger]

sup garden

[proud glen]

hey jah

how u been doin bro!

[short kraken]

Guh

[split hamlet]

Balls

[scenic stump]

Evening all

[nocturne shoal]

I hav a crush on @ancient hawk :>

I want him to gIVE ME BACK SHOTS NAOW

[scenic stump]

Fonem what did the perk do to you

[loud glacier]

damn bitches wake up

they got slow mode enabled like it’s an active chat😭

[proud sandal]

me when i cant handle a 1 second delay in my messages

[raven shell]

nug

[loud glacier]

i can’t

[ancient hawk]

Shonkkkmimimimi

[crisp furnace]

so me

[loud glacier]

it used to be 3😢

[proud sandal]

ikr like ugh

[proud sandal]

ur welcome

[loud glacier]

thanks bestie

[crisp furnace]

ugh

[tropic plinth]

JAH!

[random dagger]

MOON

[tropic plinth]

Such a long time, how are you doing?

[long vault]

yap...

[rocky thistle]

Mods should make slow mode like 2 minutes

[random dagger]

ikr ive been good hby

[coral ingot]

goon

[scenic stump]

idk we know each other somehow we got mutuals

must've gamed or something

lol

[loud glacier]

u yap

[kindred vault]

Through open grounds back to broken homes

[crystal pelican]

possibly

[scenic stump]

tru

[long vault]

u love yapping to me

[loud glacier]

u literally r just a little gay man in my phone

[long vault]

yappy yap

[void tartan]

Ayo

Wasup

luh bruh

[gusty palm]

huh

[short kraken]

Guh

@long vault fr though @loud glacier should get a job as professional yapper

[small hazel]

chat i’m empty

[loud glacier]

that’s already my job man

[loud glacier]

too many freaks drove everybody to other spin off servers

the fitz refugee camps

[short kraken]

@loud glacier I can tell

[small hazel]

no wonder chats dead

[loud glacier]

ur literally such a gaybo

[short kraken]

Sez u

[loud glacier]

when is it not😭🙏🏻

like 10pm is peak (5 people in chat)

[small hazel]

yeah everyone is too busy grooming minors

[loud glacier]

nah fr

[short kraken]

(Guys what's the gay version for non binary ppl) need to bully a person harder

[loud glacier]

these groomers got a lot of lil dick riding minions that just don’t care

[loud glacier]

i’m bi so u can use that have fun😁

[short kraken]

Boring

[small hazel]

i don’t understand the question

[loud glacier]

honestly nonbinary ppl don’t rly gaf about what we call our sexuality afab n-b ppl who only like women usually js call themselves lesbians

[short kraken]

Dur hur bi yourself that's it

[loud glacier]

I HAVE A BF

[short kraken]

Dc

[loud glacier]

NICE TRYYYY

I WON U LOSE

[short kraken]

DC

[loud glacier]

NEXT INSULT

[short kraken]

Like so
Gay = men x men
Lesbian = woman x woman
So what to nb have

[small hazel]

a body pillow

[short kraken]

Uuuh I've got something scary

BIble

Ahh

Idk I got nothing

[long vault]

youre broke... no swag... no drip... you smell...

[short kraken]

🥶

[small hazel]

no swag or drip? bros cooked

[scenic stump]

Fonem not beating the allegations

[loud glacier]

you're one of those

talk to the hand buddy

[short kraken]

Best comeback was a no u

Yeah you got cooked

[outer rampart]

I remember joining this discord 6 years ago it’s crazy that’s it’s still kinda activr

[small hazel]

chat idk if i can do this anymore

[winter whale]

no bitches

[loud glacier]

shag likes men

[merry tusk]

Feels bad man

[native bobcat]

oop

[short kraken]

I'm about to uhguh

[native bobcat]

same tbh

[tiny river]

hi salim

[short kraken]

Heya

[loud glacier]

u reak

[split hamlet]

[red swan]

Damn

[long vault]

look at u crawling back to me

[red swan]

👀👀

[short kraken]

Arthur

[long vault]

dw about her

[red swan]

What she do😭

[charred veldt]

Balkan women are top tier

[red swan]

Love tha

[charred veldt]

I love them too

[short kraken]

You know who else is top tier

[charred veldt]

No muscle man dont do it

[loud glacier]

perish

[loud glacier]

he’s one of those

[charred veldt]

America can never compare with balkan women

[long vault]

yap

im tired

real tired

[short kraken]

MY MOOOM

[charred veldt]

God damn it

[short kraken]

That one of them miku cosplayers

3am approaches

:c

[charred veldt]

4am.

[inland zodiac]

Have this server fully died?

Voice chat is so empty

[wind wren]

where the hell have you been lmao it’s been like this for months

fitz isn’t really getting new viewers and he doesn’t even link this discord anymore, everyone who was here got banned or left

[flat oriole]

it was at its peak during covid

[wind wren]

nah, 2018

[flat oriole]

i wasnt in here during that time but it sounds like fun

[wind wren]

or if after COVID, specifically when Carson’s server went down

[flat oriole]

yesss i remember that

[wind wren]

other than that this server is done for

but there’s nowhere else to go

[flat oriole]

all the people i used to talk to in here are all banned lol

[wind wren]

after this I’m just off the internet I think

[flat oriole]

so ive been level 10 or something for like the last 3 yrs

[wind wren]

I can’t keep levels because I keep going through accounts

[loud glacier]

nuh uh

[bleak fjord]

randoms in hell divers suck fat ween

[scenic stump]

On fonem this server be active until I get on

[random dagger]

damn

@flat oriole yo i haven't seen that name in a min

[flat oriole]

omg hi

[random dagger]

hii

[flat oriole]

hru

[random dagger]

good and you?

[scenic stump]

Ca ca culo

[fading tangle]

😨

[heady lotus]

heyllo

is this server still alive?

[spice pebble]

[stuck harness]

@spice pebble

Jodie

[spice pebble]

hello ex drinking buddy

[stuck harness]

Hru jodus

[spice pebble]

ive been so busy with making my dnd character but shes so swaggy and pretty and i just want her backstory to be also perfect.

[ancient hawk]

[crystal pelican]

[ancient ferry]

oooo

[scenic stump]

@ancient ferry

[ancient ferry]

@scenic stump

[scenic stump]

hi

[ancient ferry]

hi

[scenic stump]

wsp

[ancient ferry]

depressed hbu

[scenic stump]

why tf u depressed

[ancient ferry]

bru idk my brain isn’t wired right

[scenic stump]

r u ok pookums

[ancient ferry]

i guessss

[bleak warren]

Got some bonkers e head

[ancient ferry]

that’s so real

[hushed rivet]

Ik I’m late but ⛽️🔬🌴🙏

[gaunt willow]

Mhm

Its hella late

[hushed rivet]

Yeah I’m rippin the good ole beaker bong

[ancient ferry]

proof

[scenic stump]

im rippoing my pickle rick bong

when u pull he screams im pickle rick

[ancient ferry]

that’s hot

[stiff idol]

Uhhh deez nuts sir

[swift mountain]

What up you cunts

[stiff idol]

The sky

Idiot

[fallow fossil]

promiscuous girl

[scenic stump]

ur hot

[spice pebble]

hnnnn

oh im sorry chat i ruined an hour silence streak

[coral ingot]

forgiven

[spice pebble]

ur so real for that god damn

guys this married woman just sent me a cat sleeping gif

she want me

[loud laurel]

America ya :D!

[void tartan]

ya ya

I have arthritis

[eager swan]

Hmm

[void bough]

what the fuck

[proud glen]

[scenic stump]

.

[coral ingot]

goon

[ancient hawk]

Gooning

[random dagger]

shitting

[scenic stump]

Y’all some taqwatches cuh

[glad vector]

yo

[proud glen]

bro called out the tomfoolery

[tropic plinth]

[crystal pelican]

[rare meadow]

[loud glacier]

me during the earthquake this morning

imagine taking a shit during an earthquake and u get splashed w dookie water

[merry tusk]

Sounds experienced

[ancient hawk]

BOOOREEEED

[merry tusk]

2x4?

[proud glen]

4x4?

[loud glacier]

why is nobody that’s funny in a vc rn

i wana have funny hahas

[proud glen]

thats it

[short kraken]

Guh

[proud glen]

welp GULP

[bleak fjord]

I’m bouta fight the chamber of commerce

[wild frost]

Don't do that you will die or something

[scenic stump]

🌚

[shut shore]

[random dagger]

yp

yo

@shut shore ERIN

[shut shore]

HI MATE

U OK

[random dagger]

HAI

IM IGHT HRU

[shut shore]

GOOD JUST FINISHED GYM

GONNA MAKE TEA

WHICH U PROBABLY CALL IT DINNER

[random dagger]

NIC NICE

[shut shore]

BUT HERE WE CALL IT TEA

[random dagger]

YEA IK U CALL IT TEA

[shut shore]

goes breakfast, dinner, tea, supper innit

[random dagger]

i got that

[shut shore]

My husband hadn’t heard anyone else

Have that system

Til I told him

[random dagger]

lmaooo

[shut shore]

I’m hungry

[random dagger]

@shut shore btw im still sad our streak ended 😔

[shut shore]

I’ve had 1 protein bar all day and it’s 8:25 pm

[shut shore]

I’m heartbroken

Grieving

[random dagger]

crying and shitting

[shut shore]

All over

Explosive

Just terrible

[random dagger]

just gone likethat

[shut shore]

Poof

[random dagger]

we did snap just to send toilet snaps

and that didnt happen

[shut shore]

Never even sent it

Exactly

[random dagger]

😔

[shut shore]

Fuming

[random dagger]

well time to start again

[shut shore]

Yup

[random dagger]

this time no missin a day

[shut shore]

We stick to it

[clear warren]

ello

[ancient hawk]

Ermmmm

[delicate oriole]

erm

[unkempt ember]

You’re fat

[scenic stump]

Who ever talks after me is gay

[raven shell]

you think imma be more accurate with my spear if i put a scope on it?

[short kraken]

The most truth you said

@ancient hawk

[coral ingot]

goon

[crystal wyvern]

🖖

If you know you know

[coral ingot]

goon

[proud glen]

the texas gooner

[shrewd sonnet]

the texas gooner gooned

[ancient hawk]

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME?!?!?!

[ancient hawk]

I HATE YOU

[void tartan]

Who here a queefer

I need a queefer asap!!!

[proud glen]

cream team or squirt squad?

[void tartan]

queefer quartet

[coral ingot]

goon

[short kraken]

@ancient hawk fu

[rocky thistle]

Fucking rude

[short kraken]

K

[rocky thistle]

K

[proud sandal]

🙄

[rocky thistle]

Hey

[proud sandal]

good evening

[rocky thistle]

Hello fellow short king

[proud sandal]

its just you and i here

[short kraken]

Since this place is dead I think we should all be given image/gif perms in general chat

[proud glen]

at least ppl that are like lvl 30+

totally unbias take

[proud sandal]

no ♥️

[proud glen]

[ancient hawk]

:3

[rocky thistle]

Fellow short king

[proud sandal]

is this short king in the room with u now

[rocky thistle]

Wroooommm

[short kraken]

All my fellow divers died at the creek instead of liberating Tibit truly alone in this war now

[proud sandal]

i forgot to play helldivers today

[rocky thistle]

Too much womp, not enough yay

[short kraken]

I played a bit on maia or however its spelt

Then my game bugged

[proud sandal]

ez 85 medal get for doing 2 missions

proud patriot here

did my job

[short kraken]

Trying to convince some of my bug squisher friends to play bots with me

[proud sandal]

our supreme leader has commanded us to annhilate the bots so we must

[short kraken]

Yeah plus I'm finding bots more fun now I'm used to em plus gas strikes on bases go hard

[proud sandal]

i will remember this

bots dont like gas

[rocky thistle]

That was pretty fucking gay

[short kraken]

What

[rocky thistle]

What

[proud sandal]

weirdos

[rocky thistle]

Better weird than short

[proud sandal]

sadly ur both

[spice pebble]

yeah but she’s probably so pretty that it’s okay

[jaunty ferry]

Oh

[rocky thistle]

You're such a hater

[rocky thistle]

[raven shell]

y’all like tweaking tweats?

[raven shell]

as all daddy’s should

[unkempt ember]

fatass

[void bough]

meooww

[loud glacier]

i’m the household bug squisher

i catch flys w my hand now cuz i’m the only one who’s been getting them in my house breh 😭😭

[sharp turret]

straight up jorking it

[primal compass]

salutaions

[loud glacier]

jorkim

[short kraken]

You are the bug

@void bough BEAU

[void bough]

salim :)

[fading tangle]

Indeed

[alpine garnet]

I need some help

Should I just pull an all nighter at this point it's 5am already

[fading tangle]

No just sleep

Trusttt me...

[alpine garnet]

But I woke up at 9pm due to sickness

Well if bossman says it

Gn

[fading tangle]

🫡

[short kraken]

@void bough hru BEAU

[void bough]

im beau!

[short kraken]

So real

[long vault]

hi chat

[long vault]

im up jorkon it rn

[coral ingot]

goon

[sharp turret]

group jorking session starts in 10 mins

[prime belfry]

im in

[sharp turret]

I SEE THE REAPER CREEPING AS MY BLOOD IS SEEPING

[prime belfry]

[proud glen]

spicy tini oiled up compilation video #4 load now

[bronze nacelle]

hey anyone wanna run cs2?

[nocturne shoal]

hai :>

[proud glen]

Circumcised chair back shots now

I don’t make the rules

[vagrant grail]

pls

[fading tangle]

Bro said back fhots!

What about front shots...

[wicked pivot]

Hey

[shrewd sonnet]

....

[loud glacier]

@dire ledge upload more videos pls thanks

[magic pine]

i just discovered this and i cant believe i didnt know about it before

if you have vlc media player you can copy the video url from any website and add it to the media player and play it from there

which means no ads and the full customization that the app offers

[worldly root]

alexhype was late for something a they said sorry for starting without him

[scenic stump]

We stan @dire ledge

[loud glacier]

i love alexhype

[narrow night]

@dire ledge 4 life

[scenic stump]

What would @dire ledge do?

[worldly root]

AlexHype pick a lemon from a apple tree and made orange juice

[narrow night]

ong

[magic pine]

alexhype fucked the olive oil

[scenic stump]

No longer extra v

[narrow night]

ong

[scenic stump]

Just olive oil

[loud glacier]

he would never do that.

BAN THIS GUY

[worldly root]

alex hype was born on a day and they made a holiday

[loud glacier]

HE IS LYING ON THE GOOD NAME OF ALEXHYPE

[narrow night]

wheres alex hype when we need him

[magic pine]

we always need him but unfortunately alexhype isnt omnipotent

[worldly root]

When God said, “Let there be light!” AlexHype said, “Say Please.”

[narrow night]

ALEXHYPE

say less

[loud glacier]

ALEXHYPE IS MISSING

[narrow night]

AGHHHHHHH

[magic pine]

he went to reduce the sea in drowning towns (he took a straw with a him)

[loud glacier]

shut up jam u know nothing about alexhype

[worldly root]

On the 7th day, God rested ...AlexHype took over.

[magic pine]

nobody fully knows alexhype

thats blasphemy to even suggest

[worldly root]

AlexHype can dribble a bowling ball.

[loud glacier]

alexhype parted the red seas when moses couldnt

[magic pine]

alexhype can part my-

uhm hi

[worldly root]

If you want a list of AlexHype' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

[loud glacier]

we must attack

[loud glacier]

NAURRR

[narrow night]

alexhype is live laugh love

[magic pine]

if you want a list of alex hype allies just check the wealthiest individuals in history

[worldly root]

AlexHype makes onions cry.

AlexHype can build a snowman out of rain.

[magic pine]

alex hype can do a backflip

[loud glacier]

AlexHype's keyboard doesn't have an escape button.

AlexHype has 3 testicles. each one bigger than the other two combined.

[worldly root]

AlexHype once had a heart attack. His heart lost.

[magic pine]

alex hype's car is fully powered by testosterone and the blood of his enemies

[loud glacier]

boooo u suck

next joke jawollow

[worldly root]

The flu gets a AlexHype shot every year.

[loud glacier]

AlexHype once killed two stones with one bird.

[worldly root]

AlexHype is the only man who can fight himself and win.

[magic pine]

alexhype delivered himself when he was a baby

[worldly root]

BUUUT HEY THATS JUST A THEROY A alexhype THEROY

[loud glacier]

AlexHype once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

[loud glacier]

thamks for alexhyping

[magic pine]

alexhype once peed in a desert. it is now a lush forest

[loud glacier]

AlexHype is the reason Waldo is hiding.

[worldly root]

AlexHype can strangle you with a cordless phone.

[magic pine]

alexhype taught dora spanish

[worldly root]

AlexHype can drown a fish.

[magic pine]

one punch man was actually inspired by alex hype

[loud glacier]

When Bruce Willis gets mad, he turns into The Incredible Hulk. When The Incredible Hulk gets mad, he turns into AlexHype.

[charred veldt]

My sleep schedeule is cooked.

[worldly root]

W

[loud glacier]

AlexHype doesn't need sleep.

[worldly root]

AlexHype Can Fix That

[charred veldt]

It 5am cuh.

[worldly root]

To much sleep for alexhype

[charred veldt]

This left hook alex finna catch might make him need it

Chama.

[loud glacier]

alexhype is going to demolish u.

[loud glacier]

why did u sign the end of ur wrong statement like its a check

[magic pine]

alexhype just needs to be in view and blud's eyes would be cooked.

[charred veldt]

Sooo we're braindead

Ufc?

[loud glacier]

not if AlexHype has anything to say about it

[charred veldt]

Dont watch ufc?

[magic pine]

by the way who the fuck is alexhype

[narrow night]

Bigfoot is still hiding because he once saw alexhype walking in the mountains.

[magic pine]

the reason why theres night and day is because the sun cant handle 24 hours of alexhype

[charred veldt]

Alexhype vs Jon jones who winning?

[narrow night]

alexhype

[magic pine]

alexhype won before the match even started

matter of fact jon jones died as of you writing that sentence

[charred veldt]

Shit.

Alexhype aint no opponent frfr

[narrow night]

alexhype destroyed the periodic table, because alexhype only recognizes the element of surprise.

[magic pine]

by the way wh the fuck is jon jones

[charred veldt]

What.

[magic pine]

by thwe way who the shit is alexhype

[charred veldt]

Soo we dont go outside

Alright

[magic pine]

so hes a ufc figure

i dont really watch anything on tv so uhm yeah

[narrow night]

alexhype

[magic pine]

bro's pronouns is alexhype

alexhype's gender is alexhype

[narrow night]

you didnt know

@dire ledge

[real rover]

sum mod put tyler in afk

[bleak fjord]

Tekken pisses me tf off

[quartz rampart]

erm

[real rover]

chat im so hungry

[quartz rampart]

take a bite big guy

[stiff idol]

Farted on my balls

[split hamlet]

I’m mentally retarded

I forgot to cut my engine off

It’s been running for an hour

[stiff idol]

💀

[random dagger]

explosive diarrhea

[stiff idol]

Poop

[dire ledge]

what em i getting bring in to ?

[narrow night]

no way

alex hype

[dire ledge]

do i know you ?

[narrow night]

i watch your youtube channel in my bio

[dire ledge]

yeah right

[narrow night]

join lounge

[dire ledge]

its full

[real rover]

you popular?

[narrow night]

@worldly root ALEXHYPE

@loud glacier lovematpat ALLEXHHYPE

[worldly root]

WOW

[quartz rampart]

I LOVE ALEX HYPE

[loud glacier]

OH MY GOD ITS HIM

[scenic stump]

wait there’s no way that’s the actual alex hype right

Hi :0

[proud glen]

[bleak fjord]

[vestal palm]

.

[surreal venture]

valorant?

[winged current]

car

[sand oak]

suh

[heady lotus]

Hey guppies

So how’s everyone?

[olive nimbus]

i am no guppy

[raven shell]

you are if i say so guppy

[frozen mirage]

[keen forge]

@earnest ingot ima oil you up

[fading tangle]

Gonna be a 6 day ban for grooming and harassment, thanks for chatting with us!

[raven shell]

woah

tough

[mighty fractal]

Cock balls

[raven shell]

woah?

[slim snow]

Damn

[raven shell]

where’d you come up with that one

[coral ingot]

Goon

[slim snow]

Who got banned?

[normal swan]

Ur mum

[rocky thistle]

Lemme see them tiddies

[normal swan]

Bro I just took my clothes off to shower and I get this ping 💀💀💀💀💀

Is there a camera

[rocky thistle]

I'm obviously stalking you

It's my life's goal @normal swan

[normal swan]

I support you on your journey

[raven shell]

no you

[long vault]

i dont support you

[raven shell]

woah

car model?

[tame plank]

yes

why my name is name

wtf

[raven shell]

cool name

name

[tame plank]

lmao

who did that

i dont even have permission

[raven shell]

you probably had a sus name

[tame plank]

i didnt

[long vault]

ur confusing me

[winged current]

cat

[long vault]

im scared

[gray sun]

😵‍💫

[tame plank]

meow

[long vault]

meow

[ancient hawk]

Ermmm

[long vault]

hi

[toxic root]

hi

how can we share screen in discord

[raven shell]

woaaaah

[raven shell]

boost server

[ancient hawk]

How do i make them pay

👉👈

[formal grotto]

Hey where do i make a ticket for something?

i was false reported and im tryna make sure i dont get banned

[open badge]

I only know of Ban appeals outside of just DMing a mod

[ancient ferry]

little person

[scenic stump]

🤔

[raven shell]

damn

[ancient ferry]

[raven shell]

that’s cray cray

[ancient ferry]

y’all boring

[proud sandal]

eat pant

[ancient ferry]

ur fun

[raven shell]

what he said

[ancient ferry]

[raven shell]

wasn’t necessary

[scenic stump]

So who’s tryna interlink toes and eat pints of ice cream

[high leaf]

When you put a British person on a tropical island it's much like putting a pig into the woods they evolve into boars almost instantly much the same way a brit on a tropical island evolves into an australian

[long vault]

i have a good chance to get sent to italy rn

im gonna visit london if i do

[wraith tendon]

Taking the train under the channel?

[long vault]

idk about thst i was just looking at fligjts its about 120 for round trips

[queen spoke]

I had a dream I was in dark souls 2

[bleak fjord]

I hate HOA

[proud sandal]

sorry, your grass is 2 millimeters too tall which makes your yard look like a wild jungle, therefore you're getting fined $1000 a day until you rectify your mistake

excuse me your garden gnome is too blue that's an extra $1000

the light from the sun reflects onto your window and into my living room which is a fire hazard so you have to rotate your house 12 degrees to the right or we vote to evict you

you have to do what the HOA cartel says or they will kidnap your firstborn

[ancient hawk]

Shonkkk

Mimimimimimimim

[mild sparrow]

may i have your firstborn

[raven shell]

pant moment

[short kraken]

@ancient hawk u smell horrendous

[charred veldt]

Frfr

[rocky thistle]

This is considered spam. Muted

[proud sandal]

smh mods ruining everything

[floral osprey]

ew

[crystal pelican]

[keen pewter]

!dog

[wanton mirage]

requested by ka1ki · Apr 6, 2024, 4:20 PM

[ancient hawk]

[quartz rampart]

Erm

[ancient hawk]

Ermmmmmmmmm

[shut shore]

Men men men men menly men men men

[random dagger]

[shut shore]

top tier show

Hi Jah

[random dagger]

hi erin

[shut shore]

How u doin

What u up to

[keen heath]

ello

[ancient hawk]

ESSS

[shut shore]

ESSSS

[ancient ferry]

i hate breathing

[proud sandal]

stop breathing then

[keen heath]

simple solution

[winged current]

foolproof

[keen heath]

genius even

BALLS

[proud glen]

mmm

[ancient hawk]

BONER!

[raven shell]

no

bomner

[keen heath]

bone

[hybrid walrus]

5

[proud glen]

gooner

[ancient hawk]

DONT BLOW IT UPPPP

Wanna play minecraft :3

[keen heath]

blows up pancakes with mind

[ancient hawk]

NAAAUURRRR

🔪

[hybrid walrus]

Blows u with mind

[ancient hawk]

DONT BLOW ME OFF

[ebon junco]

crazy

[shut shore]

Only a tad

[ancient hawk]

:3

[raven shell]

bongo?

[ancient hawk]

Oingo

[ancient hawk]

GASPPP

[ancient hawk]

Nomnomnomnomnom

🍽️

[hybrid walrus]

Literally making food now

Before I go to the gym

[scenic stump]

Omomomomo

Idk what I just sent lol

[ancient hawk]

WORDS!

[ancient hawk]

GIMEEEE

[short kraken]

[coral ingot]

goon

[hybrid walrus]

I got a picture of george w bush

If you don't like George W. Bush, what are you doing?

You better like obama

He did some good drone strikea

Strikes

[raven shell]

kong king standing on toe tip eating a katkit

[ancient hawk]

Gooner

Dem punk tactic(s)

[short kraken]

Najimi

[coral ingot]

goon

[short kraken]

@ancient hawk NAJIMI

[ancient hawk]

TAKE THAT BACK

WHORE

HEATHEN

[short kraken]

Nuh uh

[ancient hawk]

Pookie bear?

[short kraken]

Bookie pear

[ancient hawk]

wish you had a pear

🍐

Mmmm

[short kraken]

Gay

[ancient hawk]

NONININO

[coral furnace]

[quaint lion]

[short kraken]

Guys how do i stop a femboy from dming me

[coral furnace]

why would u

[short kraken]

He has the blue and pink thigh highs

[coral furnace]

sounds nice

[scenic stump]

video game luva😍 we should 👾👾👾 with each otha @stuck harness

[stuck harness]

This is NOT what I expected to see at 5:12am

HI ALEX

[ancient hawk]

Chag just epicly owned@short kraken

SHAG

HUH

[scenic stump]

HI

[ancient hawk]

"Hi haru"

......

[scenic stump]

hi haru my secret lover

[short kraken]

Anyways

[ancient hawk]

GASPPPP

:0

[stuck harness]

Is Ur pfp fucking MIFFY?

[ancient hawk]

HELLAURRR ALEX MY SECRET POOKIE BEAR

Miffy lookin for that that MUFFY

[short kraken]

Alex run away

[scenic stump]

YEA

[ancient hawk]

I rember dat

[short kraken]

Miffy de monkey

[ancient hawk]

The frick is a FEM boy

Makes no sense

[stuck harness]

BANGER show

"MIIIIIFFFFY A SWEET LITTLE BUNNY" 🔥 🔥

[short kraken]

Guys I ordered a clock last month it was supposed to arrive today but it hasn't come :c

[proud sandal]

i suppose it wasn't on

time

you should watch out for shady dealers

[short kraken]

For no specific reason dm me your location

[proud sandal]

its clocked for me that that's a bad idea

[ancient hawk]

Cock*

[short kraken]

Took your time with that one

[proud sandal]

i dont speak english

[short kraken]

You need to watch yourself

[coral furnace]

im gonna

[ancient hawk]

So is that cock

[short kraken]

You want that soooo bad

[ancient hawk]

Keep WHINING

WAAA WAAA WAAA

WATCHA GONNA DO, SNITCH?!

[short kraken]

Chat he's paranoid chat delusional

[ancient hawk]

Huh...

[coral furnace]

idk

:/

[short kraken]

@ancient hawk CURAZY

[ancient hawk]

YOURE CRAY ZEE

[scenic stump]

Ayo

[ancient hawk]

Ayo shawty

[short kraken]

@ancient hawk LISTEN GUY

You ain't them alright

[ancient hawk]

IM LISTENING BUDDEH

[short kraken]

You ain't them

[ancient hawk]

COW!!!

What does lavender taste like?

[scenic stump]

Uhhhhh

Probably really herbally

Hahah

I love lavender

I use it for my work often and also to help my anxiety