general

[gusty fulcrum]

234

[shut shore]

the cuteness aggression and urge to throttle my cat rn and eat her alive

[short kraken]

Spark let me be racist to him once he's cool

[scenic stump]

I think saturday

[fresh peak]

You play too aggressively smh

[gusty fulcrum]

warm up

[fresh peak]

Hm okay, I’ll see if i can that night, i work

[fresh peak]

Bruh

[gusty fulcrum]

yes or no

[fresh peak]

Give me 10 min

[gusty fulcrum]

no

[fresh peak]

wtf

[gusty fulcrum]

right now

[scenic stump]

Do it again

[gusty fulcrum]

yes or no

[scenic stump]

tommyinnit

[scenic stump]

Alrighty alligator

[fresh peak]

bruh i have to turn pc on

[gusty fulcrum]

it does not take 10 min to turn a pc on

[scenic stump]

Does it need to warm up LMAO

[short kraken]

@scenic stump uuuuuuuuuh idk enough about your culture to be truly racist

[scenic stump]

Lydia got a coal powered pc

[fresh peak]

I was going to finish my show smh

[short kraken]

Researching it

[gusty fulcrum]

no

[scenic stump]

mr m

[scenic stump]

Its ok take your time

[fresh peak]

I get it man

I’m loading up rn

[scenic stump]

@bleak zinc hi

[gusty fulcrum]

I can't wait to get shit on

[scenic stump]

@fresh peak btw I like you and thiccs about me

[fresh peak]

Downloading some updates

[fresh peak]

💀

I think they’re so funny

[gusty fulcrum]

what the flip

[fresh peak]

It’s a fn update man

[scenic stump]

Well lets justday..

[gusty fulcrum]

I'm gonna scalp you

[fresh peak]

no plz

[scenic stump]

My penets😼

[fresh peak]

Do u wanna call here or in game or what

[gusty fulcrum]

I don't care

[fresh peak]

well fucking choose

[gusty fulcrum]

suite 1

[fresh peak]

gay

[stiff idol]

Pingus

[carmine coyote]

Hi cutie

[gusty fulcrum]

hey mamas

[sacred dagger]

anyone trying to hop on minecraft bruh

[jagged cliff]

Would yall rather drink:

1. dip spit
2. period blood
3. semen

[azure talon]

3

all the way

if it was mine

3 definitely

[vast imp]

@vague nacelle I have to go now

its been very fun tho

[vague nacelle]

fr bro oce out

pce

[gray sun]

@fresh peak hi cutie

[normal tiger]

Lid

Eric

Wag1 friends

[dense widget]

naysh

[stuck harness]

vape

[dense widget]

nah nah

nayshclan

[stuck harness]

hard

[dense widget]

hard asf

[coral furnace]

just like me fr

[bleak warren]

I'm I'm im I'm im I'm im I'm when I'm when me when I'm me when

[bleak fjord]

[clear warren]

Balls

[smoky jacinth]

[fresh peak]

hey sexy

[fresh peak]

hello

[gray sun]

how are you lovey

[fresh peak]

I'm good, just playing fn w thiccy. wby

[gray sun]

i’m with my kitty

she annoying asf rn

[scenic stump]

h

[candid lark]

h

[long vault]

i miss my cats

[scenic stump]

Is the server dead yet?

Damn near

Hewo

[scenic stump]

Hi.

How are you UwU

[gaunt moon]

Heyyy 🙈

[scenic stump]

is it heart shaped

Cold

I’m cold

[floral meteor]

stay cold

[spice pebble]

YES ITS HEART SHAPED MINE IS HEARTSHAPED LET ME MAKE TIP KISSES FOR U BB

im sorry

[scenic stump]

don’t you have a bf now

[gaunt moon]

Don't we all

[spice pebble]

no💀

[scenic stump]

💀💀💀💀

[carmine robin]

rip

[normal tiger]

Ugh

[fresh peak]

getting better at fn

[queen spoke]

Everything I draw looks like a dog stung by a bee

[scenic stump]

hi

[high zodiac]

hi fat albert fan

[amber path]

Being sick sucks

[vapid flint]

Hello guys

[scenic stump]

Green fn

‼️🗣️

[south frost]

I hope you’re all doing well ❤️

[lilac moon]

I like potatoes

Yall like potatoes?

[ancient hawk]

👉👈

Do u like waffles?

[vapid flint]

Hello

[lilac moon]

I like steak and potato

[vapid flint]

Hello

Hello

Hello

[lilac moon]

Hello

[vapid flint]

Hi

[lilac moon]

U like steak and potato?

[vapid flint]

Yeah why?

U like balls

?

[lilac moon]

I like steak and potato’s

[scenic stump]

thanks sucky fucky <3

[vapid flint]

Balls

[lilac moon]

Steaks good

And so is potatoes

[crisp furnace]

man

[crisp furnace]

i fw steak n potatoes

[lilac moon]

FINALLY SEE SOMEONE GETS IT

[crisp furnace]

i only eat it rare tho

[lilac moon]

steak it potatoes

[lilac moon]

Yes

[crisp furnace]

man i could rlly go for some sum steak rn too

i only have 6 weeks left of this semester!!

hopefully next week we get another snowstorm

@tawdry apex

[lilac moon]

No that shits wack then ppl start tryna crash into me

[crisp furnace]

nahh

[lilac moon]

Bro cook up some steak and potato’s

[crisp furnace]

i fw the snow days

[lilac moon]

IM TELLINGGGG YOU

ITS BUSSIN

[crisp furnace]

i cant rn, im not home

[lilac moon]

Damn

[crisp furnace]

i also cannot procure the ingredients

[lilac moon]

I’ll pray for u or sum

[crisp furnace]

yea i’m on vacation

[crisp furnace]

it’s ight i’ve had rlly good food

[lilac moon]

Just hunt a cow

Problemo solvedo

[crisp furnace]

hell nah!

cows are so cute

i could never kill one

i’ll eat em tho

[lilac moon]

Just pretend they’re Mexican

It’ll make it easier

[crisp furnace]

wtf no i love hispanic people

[tawdry apex]

@crisp furnace

HELLO MA'AM

[crisp furnace]

HIII

i’ll be moving back early next semester

[tawdry apex]

OKAYYY!!

[crisp furnace]

like before my apartment contract starts 💀

[tawdry apex]

good to know fr

[crisp furnace]

no problem shawty

How are you!!

[lilac moon]

That makes one of us

Jk

Kinda

Like maybe just the steak part of me likes Mexicans the potato’s don’t

[tawdry apex]

i'm goodd!! how are you? ^^

[ancient hawk]

Pspspspsppss

[scenic stump]

whoever is talking to my roommate right now tell them to stfu

i’m leaving regardless

ONE MORE TIME

[lilac moon]

That’s a treasure

Aggressive

wtf

[ancient hawk]

He is so hecking rude

[sharp meadow]

can someone give me discord nitro please

[scenic stump]

who is he

[ancient hawk]

Keeps jappering on about "abolishing the democrats"

[scenic stump]

yup

[ancient hawk]

THEYRE TURNING THE FROGS GAY

[scenic stump]

i cant wait to shave my head

🐸🖨

[ancient hawk]

O m ggggg

[scenic stump]

💻

[ancient hawk]

SO COOL

[scenic stump]

♿️

🗣🗣🗣

[sharp meadow]

guys who tryna give me discord nitrop

[ancient hawk]

I laurve my hair long

[scenic stump]

ok my little pony

whatever u wish princess

[ancient hawk]

HUH WHUH

[scenic stump]

unless u dog mom

go away

[ancient hawk]

WHAT WORDS ARE YOU BLEETING

IM SCARED

[scenic stump]

♿️

[ancient hawk]

Me when professor x

[scenic stump]

[ancient hawk]

[sharp meadow]

guys give me nitro im getting mad

[ancient hawk]

Chat i deserve nitro more, ill send my elbo pics

[rocky thistle]

Womp womp

[ancient hawk]

Haiiii!

[sharp meadow]

squoink pls

[lilac moon]

I do bumps off of kitchen doors

I bought 16 grenades

[ancient hawk]

That is so cattywompus

[scenic stump]

bro gets so high he falls into the rabbit hole like alice and cant get back out

ketamine cookies type shit

[scenic stump]

bleach and fent

[short kraken]

@ancient hawk sez u

[ancient hawk]

Hellaurrr:3

Its my bestest friend

[tawdry apex]

whats up gang!!

[short kraken]

Reported your account

[ancient hawk]

HAIII!!!

WATCH OUT DOLLFACE

Why did you report her saleem, does it make you feel BIG

[short kraken]

Yeah we have a yapper in chat

Watch out

[ancient hawk]

Sez u

[ancient hawk]

"Yap yap yap"

[short kraken]

"Sez u" 🤓

[ancient hawk]

NAAUURR

Im dressed like kim possible

Actually sobbing

[scenic stump]

hi

[slow canopy]

Hope @everyone has a amazing day

[keen pewter]

everyone ping 🫨

[south swift]

you how everyones night going?

just hopped in this random cord thanks to @undone sail

[high vector]

Miau

Wow I’ve never seen this chat this dead

[scenic stump]

I'm only awake bcs I woke up to bad stomach pains

Not pleasant but oh well helloooo

[analog glacier]

ga

[scenic stump]

Guh

I can't wait for my stomach to stop being so painful I need schlep😀

[rocky thistle]

@everyone

[shy sluice]

.

ive been in this server for so long

[proud sandal]

ok

[tawny sparrow]

taking a massive shit rn

[clear warren]

[tawny sparrow]

it's a after shower shit

it stinky

[clear warren]

😔supposed to shit before the shower you nasty

[tawny sparrow]

I didn't feel like shitting before the shower

isg I have a veday

[clear warren]

[keen cedar]

💻🤓

[ebon crater]

will you shutup man

[high zodiac]

will you shutup man ☝️🤓

[scenic stump]

Howdy

[muted lantern]

Court appointed bed time is a scam

[crisp furnace]

you will go to sleep

the jury sentenced you to a 7pm bedtime

[muted lantern]

A SCAM

It’s Ramadan, can I get it moved to 8:30

[crisp furnace]

no

haram

[muted lantern]

But then I can’t eattttt

[crisp furnace]

the shaitan has spoken

[muted lantern]

All this for some shenanigans?!?!

Simple shenanigans, your honor

[crisp furnace]

wallahi brother you will not go to jannah if you keep this up

[muted lantern]

Please, brother, like 7:45?

Iftar isn’t even until 7:27 tonight

[crisp furnace]

hmm

did you pray today?

[muted lantern]

Of course, who do you think I am?

[rocky thistle]

Ily bye

[crisp furnace]

hmmm

fine

7:40 pm

you’ll have to eat quickly

[muted lantern]

Mashallah 🙌🏻

Thank you brother

[proud sandal]

@hallow vigil @real saddle lads

new stardew update out now

[lilac moon]

I love steak and potatoes

[hallow vigil]

IM SO EXCITED TO PLAY IT

[alpine spruce]

man the patch notes say that one of the major updates is a new starting farm so loads of my save files are gonna miss loads of the update features

[keen pewter]

Throwing up and crying

[mild blaze]

[rocky thistle]

Shaking and pissing

[fresh peak]

Having good fun on fn fr

[mild blaze]

No sleep got me tweeking

Gotta love the military

[gloomy stream]

I hope my child comes out of the womb looking like a chuddie

[cyan crest]

I dated 8 guys and 1 girl in one month i think i can handle it

[heavy crag]

Gay

[long vault]

real af i love standing outside in the cold for hours on end

[mild blaze]

Nothing like bare handing a crank handle at -45 degree weather

[proud glen]

rahhhh

[bitter wharf]

erfwerfsfsASEAdfewsa

[shrewd sonnet]

Eugh

[crystal pelican]

[proud glen]

me when the

[buoyant shale]

meow

[coral furnace]

valorant makes me wanna kms even more

[onyx edge]

stop playing

[proud glen]

me but with OW or R6

[ancient hawk]

[coral furnace]

was top 500 and dont wanna waste it

[ancient hawk]

Im on r6

[warm olive]

ALAIKUMMMMMMM

hello

[ancient hawk]

:3

[warm olive]

oh god slow mode

[proud glen]

my r6 ranked fills give me autism

[ancient hawk]

Im laurve playing......

[warm olive]

time to test yall knowledge (im bored)

[ancient hawk]

Clash

[proud glen]

[warm olive]

nvm

[ancient hawk]

watching men crumble and fumble is all i want

[warm olive]

i hate

this

[ancient hawk]

USING THE ELECTRIC TOO IS JUST

[warm olive]

AHHHHHHH im bored

[ancient hawk]

Join us

[warm olive]

i have an exam tmrw

join where.

[proud glen]

me when i use a bandit bat on a playground fence

[coral furnace]

need cancer

[warm olive]

say ameen with it

+10 luck with ur wish

[proud glen]

inshallah

[warm olive]

the first thing i hear is

[real saddle]

i forgot about that, very nice

[ancient hawk]

Chat im seething

[ancient hawk]

Teehee, me when i mount and load an lmg into said playground fence

[short kraken]

@carmine robin @ancient hawk said he hates Newcastle people and called it losercastle

[ancient hawk]

Thats like, so crazy

[carmine robin]

What’s the beef hoe

WHATS THE BEEF

[ancient hawk]

👉👈

Wanna kith?

[carmine robin]

Sure

Pucker up

[ancient hawk]

Shmoooooch

[short kraken]

So smelly

[scenic stump]

Thats so hooray

[slender gale]

hi guys. when my steam refund request gets accepted

does it take sometime untill my money is back

or will i be recharged instantly

[clever apex]

@slender gale stupid question, shut up

[scenic stump]

What’s up guys

[proud sandal]

@hallow vigil when are we playing

[hallow vigil]

maaan i the paperwork still isn't sorted for my flat so my pc is still in a box 😥

[proud sandal]

[rocky thistle]

Aw o o k U

[proud sandal]

jo

[rocky thistle]

Hi

[proud sandal]

hi

did u fix the tv

[rocky thistle]

LMAO

No because I'm not at the house anymore

[proud sandal]

damn

[rocky thistle]

But my new roommate called me an idiot for not knowing

[proud sandal]

LOL

[rocky thistle]

I did what he told me and it didn't workkkkk

[proud sandal]

u just gotta do it right

[rocky thistle]

I even used the right remote

I'm just idiot sandwich

[proud sandal]

happens

[rocky thistle]

I got a going-away dinner to go and it got out of hand and now there's 15 people coming instead of 6

[tawdry apex]

no.

[proud sandal]

bro if i was invited to a 6 man thing and suddenly 15 people appeared id leave

[rocky thistle]

My friend just kept on inviting more people

I'm literally anxious

[proud sandal]

that friend would be uninvited

[rocky thistle]

She also made the reservation under her name instead of mine

[proud sandal]

well as long as she pays

[rocky thistle]

EVERYONE PAYS THEIR OWN BILL

[frail ginkgo]

[smoky jacinth]

[small hazel]

hallo

who up

[ebon crater]

ratio my g

[ebon crater]

say nun ill pattern that for you bro

[shrewd sonnet]

Howdy

[covert silo]

boobies

[tawny sparrow]

where

[steep depot]

ngl if it werent for fitz i would have never returned to cs2

[scenic stump]

Imagine playing cs

[charred veldt]

Mogged.

[queen spoke]

I will fist fight everyone in my house

[patent mesa]

prove it

[scenic stump]

hi

[buoyant shale]

helo

[scenic stump]

[coral furnace]

watching a 3rd movie today

[scenic stump]

hello???

where is my order

[random dagger]

halo

[high zodiac]

ratio my g

[long vault]

hi chat

[buoyant shale]

jah

[stuck harness]

Me when my homie asks me what the quantitative relation between two amounts showing the number of times one value contains or is contained within the other is called

[buoyant shale]

meow

[random dagger]

panda

[coral furnace]

not rly

[scenic stump]

Nah

Sounds like a good way to get your account banned

[real rover]

hola

[ebon crater]

come brixton g see what happens

[carmine robin]

[stuck harness]

Welcome to brixton I'm in the party with barbies and drillas

[carmine robin]

Brixton bully slide with the botty

[bleak fjord]

[smoky jacinth]

where the aussies at

[scenic stump]

yo

[coral ingot]

Coom

[coral ingot]

Fr fr, they cool as shit

[merry vine]

Helou

[unique field]

usa better

[merry vine]

Quesadilla

[unique field]

whats that

[stuck harness]

Pluh

[stuck harness]

UP THE TOOOON

[carmine robin]

Now you’re speaking my language lad

[brazen grotto]

Hey cuties

[stuck harness]

geordie👎

[heady musk]

fuckk i need to piss

[stuck harness]

Piss yourself

[heady musk]

yk its cold

so

[scenic stump]

🤲

I'm waiting

[heady musk]

is that u cupping

awww

okii :3

[high vector]

lol

[lilac moon]

I like strawberry cream pies

[scenic stump]

Ayo?

First person to reply is gao

[scenic stump]

gay

i-

😶‍🌫️

[heady musk]

that was so bad

[scenic stump]

Sup

[shrewd sonnet]

Hello gay texan

how goes it down south there?

in texas

[scenic stump]

Trump supporting gay boy

[shrewd sonnet]

lmfao

[scenic stump]

That's fuckin hilarious

[shrewd sonnet]

how do you know he supports him?

[scenic stump]

He's flying it like a flag in his profile

[shrewd sonnet]

they're a star wars nerd im not sure he'd be for trump

[rancid wasp]

help

[scenic stump]

I'm going to assume it's satire until proven not hahah

[lilac moon]

Do you guys like strawberry cream pies

[scenic stump]

Are you having cravings

TRUMP!

THAT MF IS GONNA CHANGE SHIT

[shrewd sonnet]

for the fucking worse

[lilac moon]

I like strawberry cream pies

[shrewd sonnet]

Me too

[lilac moon]

Hell yea

[shrewd sonnet]

good food

[queen spoke]

I started watching blue eyed samurai

Very good very enjoyable

[scenic stump]

Hello

[queen spoke]

Howdy

[scenic stump]

Hru?

[queen spoke]

[scenic stump]

Yes me at 3 AM

[queen spoke]

It's 1 am

I have school tomorrow

[shrewd sonnet]

I don't

[queen spoke]

Spring break is next week

[shrewd sonnet]

What time do you have school?

[shrewd sonnet]

very nice

[queen spoke]

Class start at 7:50 am

[scenic stump]

My spring break was last week

Crazy asf

I’M JUST PETE! ANYONE ELSE I’D BE A 3!

[shrewd sonnet]

Why not try and get some sleep?

[queen spoke]

I haven't been able to sleep before 3 am for the past 4 weeks

And I have a headache that feels like I've been hit with a comically large hammer

If don't go to school they'll call truancy on me 🗣

[shrewd sonnet]

that's not any good

you defintiely cant miss school then

[scenic stump]

Ketamine in the classroom would be a fire ass children’s book name

[shrewd sonnet]

Lmaooo

[scenic stump]

Morning

[hardy dome]

ow

[scenic stump]

Tismus prismus

[covert silo]

i haaaaate it here

[dreamy kiln]

Odin where did you go

[ancient hawk]

Duh hell

[short kraken]

[stiff idol]

Loosing my mind in ranked siege

[zealous rivet]

Siege playing bot

[twilit wyvern]

hiii

[ancient hawk]

Teehee imagine if we played siege

[scenic stump]

Tee hee imagine if you had a ps5

[ancient hawk]

And we giggle in the house bed

[scenic stump]

So I could carry in siege

[ancient hawk]

Teehee teehee

[scenic stump]

But you’re too broke to have a ps5

come to mama

[ancient hawk]

Xbox is betterrrr :3

[brazen grotto]

Is this mfs pfp from avatar the last airbender

[stiff idol]

Im rofling so hard

💀🪦

[short kraken]

@ancient hawk your so twinkish

[ancient hawk]

NAUURRR

[rocky thistle]

@odd torrent say hi to Buster for me

[hardy socket]

kinda sus

[tall meteor]

General

[true prism]

I forgot this existed

[lilac moon]

I like steak

And potatoes

[cloud wolf]

@sharp anchor YOU

[lilac moon]

Potato’s

[wet snow]

im looking for a grapics designer who can make me a profile pic . any ideas?

[scenic stump]

What

Weird place to ask

[coral furnace]

derpixon

[wet snow]

whos that

[coral furnace]

a person

[scenic stump]

Real

[smoky jacinth]

hey

man this is the deadest server imaginable

y'all live like this?

[coral furnace]

guys the server is dead guys

guys

[proud sandal]

no way ur the first to ever say that

[coral furnace]

server is alive just cause of these messages

[keen pewter]

🤯

[scenic stump]

Hate that I know that name 💀

[coral furnace]

cultured

[tawny sparrow]

ja farted

[shrewd sonnet]

PAX East 2024 starts today!!

[slow timber]

i wonder if fitz is actually fit you know? is homie jacked like a mf?

[scenic stump]

hey guys!

🥱

wassup?

The roof

[south frost]

I hope you’re all doing well ❤️ be sure to eat something and keep yourself hydrated you are loved

[scenic stump]

Fat nuts.

[opaque burrow]

fuck a bitch make her quinch

like a bee make her queef

[zealous island]

beefin out a wiener

[opaque burrow]

eat the dog fuck the hog

red light green light blue light fuck i forgot my tights

ambulance wheebulance bitch gimmi back my pants

[gusty fulcrum]

i fucking hate new jersey

[opaque burrow]

real

[zealous island]

we need old jersey

[opaque burrow]

i jus need a jersey

[gusty fulcrum]

i hate these filthy northerners

take me back to the midwest

please

[opaque burrow]

omg me too, i'm a southerner

[gusty fulcrum]

badass

[opaque burrow]

texas wild

[scenic stump]

so real

I just live in the mid

[opaque burrow]

i can't even say ph

[zealous island]

texas has always been wild

[scenic stump]

kansas sucks balls im moving to washington state asap

in a few weeks and putting all of my money into apartment buildings in seattle

[opaque burrow]

THEY BANNED 🧡🖤

[gusty fulcrum]

i wanna move to wyoming

let me live out my cowboy dreams

[zealous island]

chud just wants to be arthur morgan

[gusty fulcrum]

yes

[zealous island]

simple life

[gusty fulcrum]

give me black lung

[zealous island]

give me lumbago

[scenic stump]

Well Im moving to washington for a bunch of reasons, I hate loneliness but Im a deeply complicated man and I just want to heal alone and make my fortune in seattle while also living modestly for the most part and Im going to hand build a cabin

plus weed is legal there

[opaque burrow]

i'm so mad texas banned 🧡🖤

[gusty fulcrum]

you would enjoy wisconsin more

[scenic stump]

so ima build me a little vacation cabin where I grow my own weed. Im gonna get a dog tooo

[gusty fulcrum]

or uh massachusetts

[zealous island]

texas cant beat their meat anymore

[scenic stump]

and maybe ill read the bible too

I dont like being preached to

but i am open minded to scripture

[opaque burrow]

no i can't T-T

[gusty fulcrum]

i’m gonna preach

[zealous island]

Im becoming a preacher rn, just to come to washington and ruin your whole plan.

jk

unless

nah

[opaque burrow]

preacher smeacher she's a queefer

[zealous island]

Texas, I feel like you have seen some things. Unspeakable. Vile things.

[opaque burrow]

nah i'm just high as shit rn

[zealous island]

Liar, your life is a movie

[gusty fulcrum]

tummy hurt

[opaque burrow]

and work is corning rn

[scenic stump]

hey!

[opaque burrow]

real.

[gusty fulcrum]

hotel bed not making tummy better

cornball

[zealous island]

it was that hotel microwave omelet that really did the damage chud

[gusty fulcrum]

become farmer

go into debt

[opaque burrow]

do it

[gusty fulcrum]

then sell 200 head of cattle and become out of debt

[gusty fulcrum]

it was longhorn steakhouse

[zealous island]

yikes

[gusty fulcrum]

i despise every steakhouse chain

except texas roadhouse

[opaque burrow]

texas roadhouse is expensive but worth it

[gusty fulcrum]

prime rib

[zealous island]

Im going to bloom my onion

[opaque burrow]

it's very prime

[gusty fulcrum]

hummina hummina!

[zealous island]

amazon?

[gusty fulcrum]

bald

[opaque burrow]

HUMMINA HUMMINA

[zealous island]

bezos

[opaque burrow]

jeff

[gusty fulcrum]

benzos

[zealous island]

Bappo is typing...

[pseudo kraken]

Is anyone else’s ps5 fucked rn

[opaque burrow]

bobbo sent message

[zealous island]

Im too poor to even realize PS5s exist.

[opaque burrow]

reallllll

[pseudo kraken]

Dayum

[opaque burrow]

like what's gasoline?

[pseudo kraken]

My ps5 brokey and idk why

[opaque burrow]

L

[zealous island]

use a hydraulic press clean it

anyone else just bellow out a beefer? just me? ok sorry

[gusty fulcrum]

kick rocks

[pseudo kraken]

I’m on the shitter rn

[gusty fulcrum]

piss out a kidney stone

[zealous island]

me when 20 mtn dews deep

[pseudo kraken]

You like rocks huh

[gusty fulcrum]

hell yeah

rocks are badass

[zealous island]

what kind of rocks?

[pseudo kraken]

You could say they rock

Rocks

[gusty fulcrum]

the ones that make the mountains beautiful

[pseudo kraken]

Rocks is a nice word

It’s the perfect word for a rock

[zealous island]

Patrick Star is punching air rn

[pseudo kraken]

Rocks

[zealous island]

Itchy testes

Her/She Bar

[gusty fulcrum]

scheming like a jew uphill

[pseudo kraken]

Or a Jew underground

[zealous island]

didnt the germans have the high ground?

[gusty fulcrum]

nuh uh

[zealous island]

they preferred attics

heat rises and so does fire. so didnt help that much.

[pseudo kraken]

What if the Germans never used gas but pumped salvia into the chambers

[zealous island]

get them on that concentration pack?

im going to jam my wobbly bits into a vice grip and squeeze

[scenic stump]

[zealous island]

+1

[pseudo kraken]

Onion

[wild frost]

I’m so eepy

[pseudo kraken]

Onions?

[ebon junco]

so go eepy

[normal roost]

So very eepy

[zealous island]

So Cosby's lessons are paying off?

[vestal mesa]

Hey hey hey

[rocky thistle]

Hey hey no

[zealous island]

bye bye bye

[zealous island]

lost my mind. I must have set it down somewhere.

[long vault]

hi chat

[hearty karma]

yo does anyone here know the vid where swagger sings sea shanty?

[zealous island]

brain rot message here

[supple arrow]

reply to brain rot message here

[zealous island]

replying to reply to brain rot message here

[supple arrow]

replying to reply to reply to brain rot message here

[zealous island]

I dont have enough brain rot for this

[short kraken]

[tawdry thicket]

Womp

[supple arrow]

Who wants backsh💔ts

[jovial bramble]

K💔ll yourself

[short kraken]

@jovial bramble GEOOOOO

[zealous island]

my lawd

[jovial bramble]

Hi mr

[short kraken]

@jovial bramble is that all I get ....

[supple arrow]

😞💔

[hearty karma]

so no one has any idea?

[jovial bramble]

hi mr :3

[short kraken]

@jovial bramble

[random dagger]

yo

[scenic stump]

Ayo

[dreamy kiln]

[scenic stump]

[dreamy kiln]

🎁🎁

🕵️‍♂️

🪖

You’re being drafted

[scenic stump]

The military won't take me

I'm not even allowed to own a gun

And it's not an age issue

🥴

[crystal pelican]

Omg hey

[scenic stump]

hey

[rocky thistle]

@proud sandal when we watching the show homie

[scenic stump]

fartin

Shidding

[coral ingot]

coom

[deft hazel]

What did you do?😭😭

When the military doesn’t even want you damn

[scenic stump]

Hahaha

I can't say

[deft hazel]

Like you did something illegal orrr??

[rocky thistle]

Could be mental

[deft hazel]

I actually never thought that the military could reject you

[scenic stump]

[scenic stump]

Yea

[deft hazel]

Ohhhhh

[scenic stump]

Definitely mental

[rocky thistle]

My friend faked having depression so he could get out while he was doing basic training lol

[scenic stump]

Real

[deft hazel]

Ohhh damn

[rocky thistle]

I also know someone who couldn't get in because of asthma

[scenic stump]

My friend broke both his legs as basic

It's not fun

[deft hazel]

So mainly its about the well being of the person lol

Mentally and physically

[rocky thistle]

I fractured bones in my feet lol

[scenic stump]

Fuuckkk that

[rocky thistle]

Pretty much

[deft hazel]

Never broke a bone in my life 🤝

[rocky thistle]

The most painful shit and I didn't get it checked out cause my RDC told me not to

[scenic stump]

I can't imagine

Well I can

I was in a military academy

[deft hazel]

You have some high pain tolerance wow

[rocky thistle]

Didn't even pay off cause it just got progressively worse and I got sent home

[long vault]

yea

thats why u go to sick call

💀

[deft hazel]

Builds character 😭😭

[scenic stump]

We had training in our acus and I had never worn or broken in these boots and they ripped my feet apart. I was bleeding through my boots and someone in my company stopped me and was like brother wtf happened to your feet 😭💀

[long vault]

Bro played himself

[rocky thistle]

Well, when your RDC tells you not to go, you don't

[long vault]

Really i never got blisters other than like the first 3-4 days of wearing the 5 pounder boots

[rocky thistle]

Ez

[deft hazel]

Wtf is an RDC

[rocky thistle]

I MISS THOSE

[long vault]

They were alright

I dont

[rocky thistle]

I genuinely loved those things

[long vault]

I got a pair of rockys that are broken in rn i am not wearing the bricks again

😭

[scenic stump]

Yea mine are hiding in my closet

[long vault]

Next pair ima get is a pair of oakleys

[scenic stump]

Fuck that

[long vault]

but yea i wouldve gone to sick call the worst thing that wouldve happened is u become a hold and recycled

vs getting sent home and not being able to do training anyways

the only time i went to sick call was on the 2nd day we had rifle quals cause I qualled on the first day and i wanted pain meds

[rocky thistle]

Well I got sent to RCU and then immediately put into another division like two weeks after

So nothing had healed, idk why the approved it

[long vault]

Yea sometimes they can be dumb af

or think ur faking it

[scenic stump]

My buddy had both his legs broken in basic and they sent him home

With nothing and no help

[rocky thistle]

The second time I got sent to RCU they did an MRI and told me the bone was about to split in two...but didn't give me a cast or boot or anything

[rocky thistle]

Sounds about right

[long vault]

They didnt keep him as a medical hold??

[scenic stump]

Nope

[long vault]

They usually send them to medical holding and keep them there until they heal then kick out with a medical discharge

so they can get benefits

[rocky thistle]

Medical was so depressing

[scenic stump]

He didn't get anything

[long vault]

i saw a girl in a wheelchair 😭

She fell off that one free climb tower that goes like 40 feet up w no safety

[scenic stump]

He now walks everywhere though

He refuses to drive

[long vault]

yall ad??

[rocky thistle]

Medical hold people got put in the same barracks are the people who couldn't pass physical/swimmers and it would piss me off

[long vault]

Ik a dude who failed all the pt tests cause of ball throw

💀

[scenic stump]

I was in charge of people's PT in my barracks

😭

[rocky thistle]

Navy was a joke! I never understood anyone who failed

[scenic stump]

Felt like the bad guy

[long vault]

any standard pt test is a joke lol

Like no way to fail rlly

[rocky thistle]

Apparently there were plenty of ways 😂

[normal swan]

As a European this is fucking wild

Northern European I should say

[bleak fjord]

Lowkey miss 2020, I wanna stay home all year

[scenic stump]

Oh hell naw

[bleak fjord]

I just miss the staying home part I do not care for masks, vaccines, or the lack of toilet paper

[scenic stump]

I miss staying home

I mean I already do that now though aswell

But 2020 was one of my worst years

[bleak fjord]

Womp womp

[scenic stump]

Abusive ex go brr

[carmine robin]

[coral furnace]

which country

[coral furnace]

a lot of ppl can prob relate

[rocky thistle]

I think 2020 almost brought me to my mental breakpoint lol so no thanks

[scenic stump]

heyyy

[feral verge]

does someone want to drink in the bar

[feral verge]

ayesha is an icon

[scenic stump]

so real

[feral verge]

i’m in the kitchen cooking up some looks

[ancient hawk]

So tiiiiired

[coral furnace]

come eep

[scenic stump]

Ayo

[glad citrus]

Tom Holland is the actor portraying Nathan Drake in the Uncharted movie. Why is that?

[normal tiger]

Knackered

[smoky rivet]

Hiii

[random dagger]

shitting

[scenic stump]

@green canopy

[coral furnace]

only partly

[jaunty ferry]

Hmm

[coral furnace]

nothing better than sitting on the floor after a nightshift

[scenic stump]

hi

[vapid flint]

Hello

[ebon junco]

my best guess of the top of my head is they didn’t want a white american playing drake

mark wahlberg is a better fit for drake than tom holland, they should’ve had someone like robert de niro for sully

[jovial bramble]

Did you go pub

Oh no ur days are different to mine not yet

[normal tiger]

Indeed

Opps everywhere

[jovial bramble]

Oopsies

[normal tiger]

Acc lowk just 1 opp

But still

[jovial bramble]

What is opp

[normal tiger]

Silly ozzie

Google it

[jovial bramble]

Opposition

Who is your opponent

[normal tiger]

Situationship from last year 💀

[jovial bramble]

Oh lmfao

[normal tiger]

She’s evil though

[jovial bramble]

I have no opps

Live live laugh

Love

[cursive pike]

Yall rly think a white american is wrong fit for drake hes the most white person ever

[normal tiger]

Wow

[jovial bramble]

I lied I have many enemies

[normal tiger]

What do these words mean

[normal tiger]

💀💀

[jovial bramble]

They just don’t know because I don’t like confrontation

[cursive pike]

I couldnt be bothered too tag the msg

[normal tiger]

Fair enough

It’s okay opps keep life exciting

[jovial bramble]

So real

[normal tiger]

Yawn

Wouldn’t it be nice

[stuck harness]

Yowai mo

[cursive pike]

Im about to go too work to go to sleep

I have succeeded

[normal tiger]

lovely

You ever just

Lay in bed

[jovial bramble]

Me rn

Gotta pee tho

[cursive pike]

I just use a bottle

[normal tiger]

But like

[jovial bramble]

Oh

[normal tiger]

Contemplating life

[cursive pike]

Dont have time for that

[jovial bramble]

That’s what I do of a nigbt but I don’t like that so I watch YouTube instead

[cursive pike]

I have a question

Actually nah

[scenic stump]

I can't sleep but I'm glued to my bed

[cursive pike]

Why you sleep with the glue

[normal tiger]

Real

[scenic stump]

I eat is as a treat sometimes

[scenic stump]

.

[cursive pike]

Dude Thats awesome

[normal tiger]

You’re awesome

[cursive pike]

I always wanted to eat glue

[jovial bramble]

Watched an hour long nileRed video last night and I have no idea what was going on still

Just watching him science away

[normal tiger]

I dunno who that is ngl

I do enjoy that bloke though

Veritasium

[jovial bramble]

Science man

[cursive pike]

My girl watched ant videos too fall sleep and yesterday i was playing a game and just heard ”last night was tragic We found a mass grave of fire ants” and i was chocked

[scenic stump]

[normal tiger]

what’s an ant video

[cursive pike]

Then i heard They ripped his head off

They have aquiariums Where They keep ants

And They fight other ants

[normal tiger]

Woah

Diabolical

[cursive pike]

The dudes always like oh i would never intentionally make them fight

But he has like 300 vids with the same gang war

For sure he dont intentionally make them fight

[jovial bramble]

Fmdmwmdnen

Opps

[cursive pike]

My ex was named georgia and She Kinda looked like you

[jovial bramble]

You don’t know what I look like

[cursive pike]

Is the picture not you

[jovial bramble]

My face is not in it

[cursive pike]

Has a dude ever cared about a face fr fr

[jovial bramble]

Oh that’s not very nice

Faces are lovely

[cursive pike]

You teed that up for me

Faces are alright sure But Only If you dont look good for the rest fr de

[jovial bramble]

You’re silly

[cursive pike]

I would agree

[normal tiger]

deep

[cursive pike]

Explain

[jovial bramble]

Me when a joke occurs

[normal tiger]

eye of the beholder

me when I

[cursive pike]

Harry you can be objektivly ugly tho

Objectivly

[normal tiger]

why did Harry catch a stray

i do pretty well for myself thank you

[cursive pike]

I didnt say that too you

Ya Dumbo

No Harry has ever been rly ugly anyway

[normal tiger]

You’re an odd bloke

[cursive pike]

Tru

[normal tiger]

who wants to 1v1 wii swordfight

[cursive pike]

I need to find my old wii

[normal tiger]

acc I was incredible at wii table tennis

[cursive pike]

I liked the swordfighring Where you walked along

I just puked in my mouth

[normal tiger]

That’s no good

[cursive pike]

I ate half a chocolate bar at 5:30 in the morning

I feel like i did that to myself lad

[normal tiger]

That’s fair enough

Its time to reconsider choices

My one weakness is chocolate

I adore it

[cursive pike]

Im on a bulk so i eat as mucj as i can

American chocolate tastes shít tho

[normal tiger]

summer cut

it’s cutting season

only one bulking should be George

[cursive pike]

Im trynna hit 140kg bench cant be cutting

[normal tiger]

Wild

[cursive pike]

Rather look good with a shirt than look good without one and be tiny in a shirt

[normal tiger]

nothing to it but to do it

[cursive pike]

Im not without a shirt that often

When i hit 100kg bodyweight i Will cut

[scenic stump]

[normal tiger]

Respect

[scenic stump]

Sometimes I like to cover myself in Vaseline and slide around on the bathroom floor like a penguin

[normal tiger]

Penguin sledding??

why am I even up smh

[cursive pike]

We filled up our shower room with water We taped the taps in the floor and the cracks in the door and turned on every shower and then We swam around in the shower room

[scenic stump]

I take after the chinstrap

[cursive pike]

But for a while before the water was high We could slide

If you get covered in vaseline do you have a buddy cover you Cuz Thats a bit sus

[scenic stump]

My entire being is sus

I'm normal one second and the next I'm flipping around like a fish in the shower