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hahahah um
Y not
Shes got gas problems
Lmao
WTF
:D
bully sam day wtf
Dead server LMAO
Imagine
God forbid no one talks for 8 mins
🤓
"wheres the nerd emoji, wheres the nerd emoji"
Imagine being level 70 on a dead server
Level 52 and going strong 💪
sleepy.
Guh
Haiiii pookie!!
You reek of virgin dickhead

i know that you walk on your tippy toes
Fr man how did you know it was my birthday today ???
Yeah ? what am I doing rn
On your bed twiddling your thumbs
On discord reading chat
YEAH
🚫
LIARRRR
I’m laying on the sofa watching YouTube on the big telly 
SHE IS LITERALLY READING CHAT
Multitasking
haii
Loop hole
NAAAAUURRRR
Yo
Wolf 😭
hello wolf

alpha wolf
So suck my fat stinking balls you little gremlin
Woof woof
you’re a kitty not a wolf
WOOF WOOF ARF ARF
Imposter
AWOOOOOO
We got em
BONUSSS YIPPIEE
ok
Can we take one each
Yikes
i know what you did SAM
I banish you to the shadow realm
yeah what did I do dumb ass
Sharing is caring
Lmao
MY MOM
🤙
I didn’t know you were American haru
Zing
Shame
Where u from
do u assume everyone is british
Guess where im from
WTF
🙂
You must banish yourself to the shadow realm
2 late
fuck
fuck
Never heard of it
American?
Nope
British ?
Okay that’s all I know I give up
Nz
poor thing
Wdym
nunya 🤓☝️
Yes its common knowledge
u didnt know ???
Man I’m British
who up
are we?
Congratulations
Ur name answers ur own question
no 💀
so that's a no then
what city, i bet ur a chch person
I think it says yea
Yep
Australia then, they our biggest haters
nuhuhhh
America

British
nope
Canada
above australia
Asia some where
What da hell
Im looking at the world map
🛋️
Papa new guinea
I also had to whip out the world map
ding ding ding
😀
i dont think theyre real
Is English the main language there ? I’m actually not familiar with the place
no they communicate primarily through smoke rings
Har har
They seem like crack addicts fr
Damn
Okay it was because I googled it and there’s another language before English
That’s why I asked
First thing I see is major rioting
yeah nah i lied
Sick!
i know nothing about png
Lmao
💀
😂😂😂😂
been telling people i’m from there for years
In my head i was like no way she fr
came up with a whole background story and culture things
Yeah I was confused because I thought you lived in Australia idk if you acc live there
yeah nah i do 💀
melbourne 🫶😫
Yeah because I was convinced because you mentioned a farm and I was like it’s all clicking together
LOL
imagined you living in a hut with cows
yeah i also live on a farm 💀
Yeah I know that
what else
in my mud hut
THERES NO MUD HUT
i bet i could build a better mud hut than any of you
How hard could it be tbf
Can we get a mud hut tour
It’s just carved into the wall
Hand carved and all
Balls

One rainfall and it’s over
rain?
House? Gone.
All I see is rain 

LOL
Dont even have access yet
omg mines gone up to 87779 hope ur proud
Lol forgor i blocked you
oh wow
Why dont i have access
queer
ur still alive
Do you also live in a mud hut ?
Where the fun people at bruh
not feeling alive rn
i want to make one
Whats ur obsessions with mud huts
thanks
Omg nic and nic what a slay
its necessary considering the current housing crisis
I’m the better one
mortgage free
Right.
i am
LMAOOOO
Do you remember what we talked about in DMs the other month
😫
I need to add to it
me running to our dms to check
LMAOOO
girl i was on break for 2 weeks my memory trash
U know what thats true
mud is free
I am now on ur wave length
landlords hate this one trick
minecraft starter house
exactly
exactly!!
I could live in a mud hut tbh
das what im sayin
my mud hut is very cost effective
Do you got solar panels or what
stays nice and cool too
gotta start somewhere
of course
Too expenny
we’re green friendly here
mud stays cool atleast you’ll b nice n cool
al thought we don’t get much greenery 😭
please don’t use my mud hut as a facial
So where do the cows stay
it tastes good too
y’all rockin w doing skincare in the mud hut ⁉️⁉️
Do you just like top and tail with the cows
omg yes
Mud bath too
another mud hut
cows livin lavish
😫☝️
Mud stable for the cows
I bet muds low in calories so i’ll actually lose weight which is good
Become shredded
fern is ur name like dreams on purpose or
🫶😫
Wdym, hows it like dreams
dreamwastaken
Ohhh yeah ig, fern was just taken
youll gain so much muscle from all the digging and sculpting
preach
Didnt have a back up from fern
my arms are massive
Facts
💪💪
back day is rebuilding the walls after a storm
Omg i can finally chat on looking-to-play
Back day is renovating the mud hut by building another one
there should be a looking-for-hot-singles channel
mud village
liek smurfs
Im sure there are servers for that
im kidding i don't actually want that
the village elders actually have a mud mansion
Fair enough
capitalism
Lonely vibes
😂 thanks im fully left out
back to cod bye ladies
🤓
i love fish
we are not the same
And comes from fish and chip shop
it was pan fried
in coconut oil and topped with lemon juice and soysauce
with rice and thai curry
Now that you’ve said that
have you eaten anything yet
Yep
dinner?
Idek lemme check
I ordered it from a place
Egg noodles with roast pork and chicken and beef with fresh veges
im zapping mozzies like popcorns popping rn
doesnt sound too bad
was it a Chinese place?
Chicken
i haven't actually tried that many chinese dishes
Go to the sushi places, where u pick ur own
Goated
They do chicken sticks as well
Like kebab vibe
Amazing
And bbq pork buns
sounds pretty nice
cant lie im pretty addicted to indian food though
and thai too
i rarely have em so its a treat every now and then
plus i dont care too much about fat, ive got a stupid fast metabolism and its basically impossible for me to gain weight
Fair, i lost 12kg so i dont wanna put it back on lol
And when u go from a bit chubby to skinny u always have to watch what u eat
Snacking is like a disease lol
oh yeah shits addictive as hell
speaking of food, imma need to take a dump, cya later
Lol later
💀
Love a snack myself
we can tell
I FUCKING KNEW
YOU WOULD APPEAR
he lurks in chat until he sees a opportunity to spite me
like u lurk in the kitchen
to spite EVERYONE
are u two bonding over me being a hater
He’s a part of the sassy twink epidemic and I’m SICK of his attitude
on my way
to the green top
idont have to explain anything
no strap on for you then 🤷♀️
Chat I’m uncomfortable
😭
wtf i just shaved tho
yeah u will
imma bust, omg stawppp
You ever forget to breathe
poor girls
ikr
I saw his glasses
victim to the nic epidemic
page
call me an egirl
careful you’ll catch e stds
hello darls, how’re you x
jai get back to cod
proof?
So many egirls yet so little bitches shame
wtf man
yes mommy
sh you’ll summon her
im tryinguh
lmao
I didn’t realise we were referring to ascari as her now
i’m but a wee farm girl taking on uni ok
She is a bit crazy today
so girly pop of you
not gonna meet them here
Fr
😭
You only meet skets here
On my way!
Sorry Paige
no i 100% agree
Golly
She’s not holding back today
I’m going to refer to nic as she from now on it just feels more suitable yano
okay
Wyd right now
you'd love to know pal
That’s why I just asked fatass
I’m bored
It’s almost mine and vickys two year anniversary incase chat wanted to know
might as well innit It’s 2024
wholesome 🫶
Thanks man
Morning everyone
new year new me
go touch grass leave the egirls alone
morning jah!
@tall olive very much so
Yo to
!!! hope ur well <3
I am hru
i have been going outside a lot
Salim where the fuck have you been I thought you were dead
Paige my fav person
I’m slaying
@carmine robin new job ennit
Slay
Oh shit it's nic. Hi nic bae x
Yo go girl I expect at least a hospital load today
yippeee
@carmine robin had to have a hep B shot on my first week wohooo
What the fuck
Lol
Lore?
TA at a SEN school it's mandatory
hi
the amount of different shots and background checks i had to get for my uni course was crazy
like man i don’t have the money for that shit
They are all little gremlins remind me a lot about you @carmine robin
I have to get my shots working in healthcare it’s poo
Hru darl
Nursing will be my early death
jokes- i quit because seeing dead people wasn’t a slay
i’m great darling, how’re you x
How many six sense jokes did you make
yeah, literally why i ran outta there
Good. Just woke up
now i’m doing my law degree 😫🫶
Try a SEN school
My parents wanted me to be a doctor
i’m just about to go to sleep
Bit of a downer icl
I said I rather scrap my face on the ground than do that
very downer
So now I'm studying computer science
had 2 residents die within my first week of placement
uni did NOT prepare me for that shit
Hope U sleep well bae x
Yeah I did my work experience in one wasn’t for me like
then cleaning their bodies so the family could see them was horrible 😭
thanks xxx
So In the first place I worked I had to do that and the first time it happened the family wouldn’t let us for lIke 4 hours so obviously it was bad
Like impossible
And it fr traumatised me
I’ve been slacking
so sorry king
my second placement was in mental health.. fuck me man
please forgive
that shit was actually insane
@tall olive 😔 I forgive you but twice as hard next week
@tall olive hope ur well bae x
@carmine robin that sucks
Yeah I’m changing my course to early years teaching because nursing is killing me off
people were threatening to kill me, and i had done my med course by then so giving out MILLIONS of meds to one person felt so wrong
do it man
Sorry what😶🌫️
i left it
i am hope you are too my love x
yes ofc I’ll aim for all the pregnant women
hi erin 🥰
and the orphanages
Heya babe
how’re you x
Coping x
I am. Celebrated my bday yesterday
How r you ml
how old r u now
@tall olive i hope to see that
perf, what we love to hear
Erin and Paige my 2 favs
I’ll send u vids dw
i’m cold 😭
I hate giving out meds because where I work it’s so unorganised and paperwork doesn’t get filled in and I catch slack because they blame nightshift for anything
22
i’m a favourite 😫
🫂
streaming half of it live on twitch
old man
We’re favourites 🥺
literally!!
hope it was a lovely celebration jah
The amount of times I get called grandpa is not funny
Wahoo
like it’s so easy to go “oh- this person didn’t take their meds” and give them double because someone didn’t fill the books out
Love ya Jah love ya Paige
i’m feeling the love rn 🥹
I also hate giving needles because I have a fear of sharp objects LMAOOOOO anytime I inject someone I need to take a 5 min break
love ya too 🫶🫶😫
grandpa 😼
Love ya too
Need to buy a pot noodle
i love this
Ending my life as we speak
And a lucozade
Wtf
OMG DEPOS??? UGH
I really hope 22 isn’t a grandpa given my bfs age 🥲
scariest shit ever
Got myself a gilf
gilfs 😫
Mans only 23 but he’s a silver fox by this servers standard 🥰
Nah I work with old people they don’t use that lol just general injections
I’m so bad with medication I’m ngl sometimes people name medications to me and I have to google it man wtf
They have the most obscure names
by the third week i just kept my phone on me with a notes app to write all my med shit down
cause holy fuck
ixekizumab🥰
they’re on 3 different meds for their arthritis
rovalpituzumab🥰
I have a little notebook at work and it’s full to the fuckinf brim with random shit to remember
tofacitinib🤩
vital signs-
Genuine drug names btw
Wait I’ll DM you a horrific story that happened the other week I was fucking BEWILDERED
Work has given me 3 kinds of fan to trial what the fuck it’s winter
okkk, educated queennn
Love Google for it 😚
Guh
dr google fixes everything
Going on my lunch break walk
take us with you!!
What is going on here
Omg same
Left to go piss and we talking about alot of stuff
Found a shortcut to a bus stop I use yippee
Idk man I just buying a pot noodle and my co worker asked me to buy him 5 quid worth of jammy dodgers
Fun times
@shut shore imagine if that's you I see in the nisa on your phone rn
WHAT
That’s fucking sus I’m round the corner
From Nisa
Mate that’s shan
U too friend
Goodluck with the bairns

spunkbob
punkbob
Bread 👍🏼
gattuso
Nothing like being up at 6am watching spongbob
Guh
Guhuh
Duhguh
Goood Morning y'all
goodafternoon
HULLLLAARRRR
HOW ARE YOUUUU?!!?!
IM BOREDDDD I HAVE TO TIDY 😒
diarrhea
Tidy 🤤
I am so sick of this life
What's a geordie
Good morning everyone
@leaden escarp you are mad handsome bro
Damn
geordies are the greatest people on the planet
I'm fucking hungry
You’re hungry I’m in a lockdown at school we’re not they same people
One lockdown is nothing lol
I walked past a dead body on my way to gym class and they allowed me to walk in even though the school was in lockdown 
wtfff
Lmfao I actually made a j rock songThis feels amazingSure, it's bad but you gotta start somewhere, right?
My school wasn't that safe lol
whats the point of a lockdown then
thats horrid lol
Lockdown (optional)
DLC?
Yo
Ive been procrastinating since 2016
ur so real for that
I still remember downloading red dead redemption 2 a few months ago
I paused it at 90ish %(downloading)
Haven't visited it since 🙂
if anyone in my city is caught driving rn they’ll be arrested bro
cause of the snow😔
we had a big blizzard last night
Btw, are you excited bout 2024 cars?
Well congrats, hope you get to play the dlc soon!
They putting out some cool cars
can FINALLY start dishonored
its been 84 years
BROTHER I THOUGHT YOU STARTED IT ALREADY
😭
Lmao
i told u i'd get to it AFTER finishing cb2077
Keep me updated on how you like it and lmk how your story plays out
Heck yeah
crazy
only witcher 3 and ghostrunner left but they can wait
Did you play witcher 1 and 2 as well?
I got the whole trilogy for 1.5$
i was grinding witcher 3 daily at one point but some update messed it up for me and now the game barely gives me any fps
It's ok
You can do just fine without book
not bad, thats actually a steal
Reading Book with make you feel like
"Ah, i know that guy"
me on Dune
it also somewhat helps with decision making coz i vaguely remember what goes down
meta
witcher is great
i still need to finish the dlc
im still sad for killing the witch instead of sending her to kaer morhen
cant remember the name
I liked witcher 1 more than witcher 2 even through witcher 2 has better game mechanics, graphics and story(idk)
but shes hot af
KEIRA yes
ya after she fucks us by the riverside we find out shes snopping around and we have an option to either let it slide or kill her
i banged the witch
oh shay spoilers for u
ya i made sure to fuck every woman i possibly could in the game
give geralt herpes and aids
I burnt out on witcher thirst
chat is this canon
i will google this
perks of becoming a witcher:
- aids immunity
"Being a witcher, he's got an altered metabolism and immune system, making him immune to all diseases, including STDs and cavities... "
Geralt is modified human
AYYYYYY
CRAZY
BANG ALL THAT MOVES

Btw, i love Skyrim
i want tes 6 rn
i lowkey want to try elden ring. looks like my jam
give it to me
tes 6?
the elder scrolls 6
ah
skyrim is the elder scrolls 5
i see i see
Todd howard is a magician
he uhh
hes special
Todd Howard is a videogame designer, director, and producer. He has led the development of the Fallout and The Elder Scrolls series. Todd unlocked the sweet little lies perk with 10 charisma points.
------- Covers -------
Spencer Newton https://youtu.be/vbSmojFvJxA
Katie Cole https://youtu.be/pg0VQ3bN2t4
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AG Interview http...
hes director of bethesda game studios
ye just googled
so from elder scrolls 2 to 5
the 1st photo of him for me was his npc character in elder scrolls 3 LMAO
Yes
Starfield guy
hallo everyone , how are the people today ?
Starfield was so mid I was very disappointed 
if they fuck up tes 6 i will never forgive them
a special breed of british
I wish i was like him
Theres British and then theres bri'ish
beanis
hey cuties
are you sexually assaulting me ?
nah u don't fight back enough it's not fun
oh ok:(
Ill try harder , sorry:(
make it entertaining
nah
Hey yall
Hi
very good , how about you
Bro got aired big L
why
id kms
youre missing out
no i am not
gz
same
can I join you ?
im sorry


why
Hey cuties
how would you rate the lore from 1 to 10 ?
8
Im glad for you
thanks
Balls
Ello sugartits
Bahoobies
@winter whale I ain’t ever see your ass in here before and I stalk this chat often 
jhit tf you doing
working and stalking
I guess they didn't know they guy who shot or stabbed the kid wasn't caught yet until I was walking to class...then after the real lockdown started smh
'Murica

caught or not
there was a dead guy
He didn't die till after I think...I don't remember...he looked dead to me

Hm
I remember it because my mom was wondering why she couldn't drop us off where she normally would so we had to walk a block 😂
that's all fucked
Shithole
I be pooping
Mouthhole

Wet flaps brev
I don't think you have the facilities for that big man
Hahahahahahah
Greetings
Hello father
morning
the weather man lied to me
said it was gonna be 30+ today
but it’s literally freezing outside
mf you know where i live
1,000 miles an hour
Poopy
Any nitro user giving away their xbox 3 month pc gamepass code which comes in their gift inventory?
So bored
fart
Give me top and it’s all yours
I watch you and the dog through your windows when you sleep
kinky i like it





Hop on fortnite
Yoo sup guys

Yes i can
whats up shawty
@rocky thistle hop on fortnite
Naaawwwwww
Don’t make us track u down
I don't care cause I'm moving anyway 
Yoo anyone wanna play some bloxfruit and vc
its so humid
That’s wild it’s a crisp fucking 4° for me
Thanks i worked so hard for this 🥲
🥹
Im no longer just a random newbie
Im a regular
Now you just have to be really really hateful to all the new people and you’re just like us
Hateful? Us? Neeeveeerrr
i love the white names!!!
The same server that had to have a public announcement to stop hating on new people
LMAOOO
that is true
I think that's a you problem buddy
we should gang up on jodie instead
yes do
White names are my fave
🤨
Attack on cha cha
HIIIIIII
WYDDDDD
watching john wick 2
cant believe yesterday sam pretended she was forced to play ow2
i cant believe they made a movie after the fortnite skin
bc ive always user battle.net
i hate that my nephews only know songs in fortnite
wtf 😭
its bad
when i visited them they wanted to listen to eminem and when i played a few songs they were wondering why they were so long
and why they it didnt cut out and play a different song
Can do
i bought a switch and i can’t stop playing mc
burn them
lock them in the garage and keep the car on
Wtf lol
everyone has the mf popular dance
Do u have it
i griddy
No way u dont💀
i do 😔
Amen sister
i got it then refunded it a day later LOL
rah
Rah

hii



