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high zodiac
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every hispanic mf on the 24th of december

rocky thistle
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Girl

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I'm alone lol

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Only reason I'm up is cause I got my kicked at work and my body hurts lol

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Babe, is this guy bothering you? @high zodiac

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Absolutely totally duh

mortal mauve
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i love cabbage

royal turtle
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@high zodiac TATI

scenic stump
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Merry Christmas

rugged quail
normal tiger
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CABIDGE

delicate junco
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Very few things more satisfying than laying down and snuggling up in the full nude with your homie after a hard workout

normal tiger
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That’s kinda gay my friend

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@sharp anchor

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vc?

high zodiac
high zodiac
rocky thistle
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Pookie

mortal mauve
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i ate like the whole tray of cabbage rolls

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im basically cabbage

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yea but im always cooked what can I say

normal tiger
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cook deez

mortal mauve
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das my street name

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cant gotta keep the grind up

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im literally a skinny legend

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i aint got non

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i got nubs

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LMFAOO

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my wrist is actually just cat scratches unfortunately

normal tiger
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barcode is crazy

mortal mauve
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PMFAOOOO

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ok ur out of funnies

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denied

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did what

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yea

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💀

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close

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but what

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cooked?

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what am i frying sushi

brazen grotto
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Brooo

mortal mauve
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if i was id be dead

brazen grotto
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That sounds so fucking good rn

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Dude

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Kys

mortal mauve
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u tell em

brazen grotto
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Dafuq

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do you speako taco bell

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do yk where i am

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IM AT THE POOP FACTORY

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:3

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I AM DA POOP FACOTRY

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we be shittin

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shittin bars and seen stars

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we up with the blessed ones above

mortal mauve
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im sensing bit of hostility.. some uhh

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whats a synonym for that

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bad energy…

quasi plinth
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Aggression

mortal mauve
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yup

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YUP

brazen grotto
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yall ever been to tonga

mortal mauve
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i mean yup

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what else🙄

brazen grotto
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lmao

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we don got those here

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fym

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like atleast 7

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like agleast 5

mortal gyro
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But what counts as a door

jaunty ingot
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christmas merry

mortal gyro
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Is a drawer a door

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But they literally went inside a wardrobe in narnia or whatever

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What if I made a hole in a drawer

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Or a portal

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It’s up to interpretation

rugged quail
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I can’t find my left testicle

mortal gyro
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An ant can

rugged quail
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No he has Parkinson’s

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Isn’t that like ur uncle

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Yeah you’d know

mortal gyro
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Congrats

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If you’re satan yea it’s like a badge of honor

rugged quail
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Do u plan to move to Argentina

stuck harness
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Another day

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Another victory for the og

rugged quail
stuck harness
rugged quail
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STICK TO GETTING ON UR CHAIR AND SPINNING IN CIRCLES

jaunty ingot
keen pewter
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Goodmorning

mortal mauve
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what

stuck harness
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How bout dat

stuck harness
rugged quail
stuck harness
rugged quail
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thank god i wasnt sipping on my coffee while u said that

stuck harness
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What a nerd

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Drink diesel like a real man

mortal gyro
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That’s just coffee

rugged quail
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i drink that premium petrol

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half the time i drink coffee is bc it helps me shit

stuck harness
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Mmmmmfghhnn

rugged quail
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u r the only thing that can melt me 😍

mortal gyro
high zodiac
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i think lava would have a nice texture if it were edible

mortal gyro
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Aluminum foil honestly looks so good I’m tempted to munch on it rn

rugged quail
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r we putting seasoning on lava tho

high zodiac
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i think so

mortal gyro
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Paprika

rugged quail
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u can eat silver

high zodiac
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aluminum foil is nice at first until its too hard to chew

rugged quail
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thats close enough

high zodiac
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i’ve tried ):

rugged quail
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i ate silver before its good

stuck harness
mortal gyro
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Ok will be back and report

rugged quail
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why not just go all out and eat saran wrap

mortal gyro
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I vee only eaten packing peanuts not saran wrap

stuck harness
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Fuck it go all the way

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Eat uranium 235

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Go

mortal gyro
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I don’t have access

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Need to go to the mines

rugged quail
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but bulking season is over

mortal gyro
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Also isn’t its half life like 800 million yrs does that mean it just sits in ur tummy

stuck harness
mortal gyro
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Uranium protein shakes

rocky thistle
rugged quail
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one sided meme sharer

rocky thistle
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The simping is no longer reciprocated smh

high zodiac
rocky thistle
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Insta duh

high zodiac
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if its my spam i have not checked that hoe in over a week

rocky thistle
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Bro idk which one I send it to Lmao

high zodiac
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my spam probs

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i dont really use insta in general

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or any social media that much tbh

rocky thistle
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Now I know where to redirect

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Mind waves

high zodiac
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thank you

rocky thistle
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Just smile knowing I think of you when I see something stupid

mortal gyro
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Is there theatre kid conversion therapy I think I need it

azure talon
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where’s satan

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i need him

muted hamlet
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Someone gift me a gaming pc 🎁 plz

azure talon
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i shit my pants

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i need satan guys

high zodiac
high zodiac
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band kids grow out of it

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theater kids stay annoying

mortal gyro
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I’ve been listening to musical songs for 5 hours now I have a problem

high zodiac
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listen to something else

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duh

mortal gyro
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I’m an addict

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I can’t go cold turkey like that

brazen grotto
jovial blade
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What we talking about

mortal gyro
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hi stewei griffin

stuck harness
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Holy fuck I'm tall

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Just say Ur not 6ft 1 like me 😝

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It's ok

mortal gyro
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Short king!

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I don’t know what that means but thanks

rugged quail
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Reverse rizz

mortal gyro
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I wasn’t allowed to watch spungebob my parents are mormon

stuck harness
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Essentially

rugged quail
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Jai r u feeling homosexual or homophobic today

stuck harness
mortal gyro
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I’m gay :(

rugged quail
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Christmas spirit 🔥

tall scroll
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👀

stuck harness
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Nah im not allowed to be homosexual today, its the lords day ☝️☝️

rugged quail
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Jesus was a pole dancer

tall scroll
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“You will deny me 3 times 😩”
“I will never deny you lord 😏”

mortal gyro
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The Bible reads like it was written on ao3

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I’m p sure that’s what pentecoastal churches do

rugged quail
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All Jesus need was a goth muscular mommy

mortal gyro
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That’s why he came back the 2nd day

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To do it all over again

rugged quail
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Ik he liked that 8 inch purple mushroom thing

mortal mauve
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5’10

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that just my dick size tho

dapper jackal
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..........

mortal mauve
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what the poop

stoic plover
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I cant sleep help

stuck harness
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PLEASEEEEEE

stoic plover
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2 35 am

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I just live here

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Im like a quater english

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Fucking cursed with the accent though

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I dont get bullied

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Im not british stop

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I dont have a gap in my teeth

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My teeth are actually really straight

mortal gyro
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I need some mushy peas rn

stoic plover
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Aright mate, ill av you know that my teef are in perfect condition becuz the facking nhs covers me den'ist bill

stoic plover
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Horny?

mortal gyro
stoic plover
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I do that all the time

mortal gyro
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All the British food people think is fucked up tastes good

stoic plover
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Best way to sleep

mortal gyro
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Even jellied eels are good

stoic plover
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😧

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Sleeping in just a shirt has to be illegal somewhere

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I walk around naked at night and use my torch to do hand puppets with my cock

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I jelk infront of spiders to scare them.away

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I fuck spiders

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I let them crawl into my foreskin

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I put airsoft bbs up my ass and then fart them out like a gun

lime berry
stoic plover
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Its fucking impossible to sleep

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Its driving me insane

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Bla bla bla

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Im getting fucking naked

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Rip to my parents if they come to wake me up in the morning

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Too late.

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Easy win

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Still me

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Because your wrong

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How tall are you

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Fuck.

mortal gyro
stoic plover
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6'7

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Easy win

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Touch tips?

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With our dicks?

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Im a 6'7 brollic black guy

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Shitttt

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(Im 5'10 and mixed)

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Ill kill you

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I box

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And i did tae kwondo and mma

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I got reach

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Bitch

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Bro

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Ur 7 inches taller

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Thats my cock

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Humble yourself

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Ill be 6'6 one day and laugh at you

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IM SEEING MY DAD LATER ITS CHILL

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I DONT DRIVE

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YEAH I DONT

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NUH UH

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Bro i love watermelon

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I have 0 tho

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I dont know

gentle marsh
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my crown matches my dress

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from the popper things

dapper jackal
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hi

quasi plinth
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My crocodile leather boots match the crocodile leather interior in my Aston Martin

mortal mauve
stuck harness
royal turtle
scenic zinc
high zodiac
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im never really in here that much

scenic stump
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hi

high zodiac
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wow hi Percy Jackson, big fan

swift bear
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Woah its phae

weak nimbus
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Dudeeee

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Merry Christmas fellas!

stuck harness
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Feliz navidad

rugged quail
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She Santa till I clause

real rover
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its not christmas yet😞

real rover
jolly sky
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Imagine Santa is actually a secret undercover operative

drowsy mason
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Judasmas

rugged quail
half bay
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when you call for 45 minutes straight and no one picks up 🤭

high zodiac
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womp womp

low sparrow
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merry christmas!!!!

twilit wyvern
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MERRY CHRISTMAS

granite goblet
twilit wyvern
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HES NOT A RABBIT???

brazen grotto
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Hey cuties

twilit wyvern
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Fuck off

stiff idol
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Shitfaced at christmas

scenic stump
scenic stump
twilit wyvern
scenic stump
twilit wyvern
scenic stump
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now u got room for more cans see

twilit wyvern
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YIPPEE

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I already have a can and a water bottle

quasi plinth
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I keep my room clean😁

jolly oriole
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christmas was so boring that i had to take a 4 hour nap

quasi plinth
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When Christmas is boring I go play in the snow

jolly oriole
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when you don’t have snow 😭

stiff idol
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Just stick your head in the freezer

real rover
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bruh i have no snow here

jolly oriole
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i love my summer christmas 🫶

stiff idol
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Enjoy ur sun

gentle marsh
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yes i do

stuck harness
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Santa shit on me bloody floor last night

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What a dickhead

carmine robin
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Just not on

stuck harness
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He can swivel on that

stiff idol
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Burp

jolly oriole
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i know i said i wouldn’t drink

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well

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someone brought shots 🤷‍♀️

stuck harness
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Better start downing em

stiff idol
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Fr

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Im 7 deep

jolly oriole
small hazel
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merry christmas

rugged quail
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Last Christmas I openly came

small hazel
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did you give it away the very next day

scenic stump
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sc: chrism2021999

zealous rivet
jolly oriole
mortal mauve
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i need like a whole bottle of pink whitney rn

scenic stump
ancient hawk
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ERMM ERM ERRMMMM

shrewd sonnet
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Merry Christmas 🎄🎁🎄🎁🎄

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:)

ancient hawk
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HAPPY CRIMAS

jolly oriole
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merry chrissy!!

scenic stump
spice pebble
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why cant i be in your balls

scenic stump
spice pebble
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finally

jolly oriole
scenic stump
jolly oriole
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this rain is making christmas miserable

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i need another 4 hour nap

jolly oriole
scenic stump
jolly oriole
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come for a nap

scenic stump
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HOLY SHIT YES

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😩 THAT WOULD B AWESOME

jolly oriole
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🫡🫡🫡

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back to the bigger problems

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i completely forgot i was wearing makeup

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took a nap in my bed and it’s everywhere 😭

zealous rivet
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grot

jolly oriole
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grot 🥰

keen pewter
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man

stiff idol
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I have tequila

keen pewter
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my father let me drink and ride my motorcycle back home yesterday

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our bond has grown

stiff idol
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MERRY FUCKIN CHRISTMAS JON 🗣🎄

keen pewter
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merry chysler!!

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chrsyler

stuck harness
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I don't think I'm drinking anymore tonight ngl

keen pewter
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crisis

stuck harness
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Social battery is dead

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Wanna crawl into bed

keen pewter
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the bed looks extra comfy on winter holiday nights ong

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one of the best feeling ever

jolly oriole
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it may as well be winter here

stiff idol
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Shitfaced everlong

jolly oriole
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feeling like a miserable winter day instead of summer

stuck harness
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Bro it was so sunny earlier paige

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Now it's about to storm

jolly oriole
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where’s my ‘hottest summer ever’ 😭

jolly oriole
carmine robin
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There’s a fat bottle of vodka staring at me guys

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It’s only 8am

stiff idol
stuck harness
rare meadow
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mf

stuck harness
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Good luck soldier salute_

jolly oriole
mortal mauve
carmine robin
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I’m feeling chrimsical today

jolly oriole
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i’m actually so stupid, i ordered clothes for nye a bit before christmas.. i don’t think they’re gonna make it in time 😭

stuck harness
scenic stump
stuck harness
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WHATS CRACKIN ALEX

mortal mauve
stuck harness
mortal mauve
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eep king☝️

stuck harness
carmine robin
stuck harness
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I don't even wanna drink bro I want my BED

mortal mauve
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yk when they just out them on a random bed

scenic stump
jolly oriole
stuck harness
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Bros so polite

mortal mauve
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the only thing thats keeping me sane rn is drugs

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if not i would have lost it

stuck harness
mortal mauve
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we shoild!!

jolly oriole
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drugs, alcohol > anything else

carmine robin
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My parents gave me edibles and didn’t tell me yesterday so I fell asleep at their house

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So I havnt even been home yet

jolly oriole
mortal mauve
stuck harness
mortal mauve
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now i have a crack on my butt

stuck harness
carmine robin
mortal mauve
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LMFAOO

zealous rivet
mortal mauve
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I was like 16 too💀

stuck harness
mortal mauve
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LMFAOOOO

stuck harness
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ABORT

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RETRACT

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DELETE

zealous rivet
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madness

keen pewter
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go for it

carmine robin
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You’re going to jail pal

stuck harness
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Shit

carmine robin
ancient hawk
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Merry crimbo innit

carmine hamlet
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merry christmas fucknuggets

short kraken
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Chinmas

jolly oriole
ancient hawk
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Chat im like so hot

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IM SWELTERING

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WHY IS IT WARM ON CHRISTMAS DAY

stiff idol
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Erm what da flip☝️

ancient hawk
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Youve got to be FRICKING kidding me right now

short kraken
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You actually have covid

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Bozo

keen pewter
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@carmine robinwhy are the bonus rewards so expensive 😡

lime bough
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merry christmas everyone

stiff idol
spice pebble
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EEEEK

stuck harness
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@spice pebble heyyyy

spice pebble
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@stuck harness hiiii

short kraken
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@spice pebble you smell take a shower

spice pebble
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but i took one this morning :c

short kraken
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You might need 2

primal isle
jaunty ingot
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Christmas merry

jolly oriole
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what do you need nitro for

ancient hawk
ancient hawk
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Unlike @short kraken

stuck harness
short kraken
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Who are you @ancient hawk don't talk to me

twilit wyvern
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Bawling

mortal mauve
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chat i am so female raging

twilit wyvern
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Yall, I just finished reading a manhwa and I'm dying insjde

twilit wyvern
mortal mauve
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like im going to THROW UP

twilit wyvern
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I can't say what I was going to say

mortal mauve
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:3

twilit wyvern
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I feel

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Empty inside

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After what I read

mortal mauve
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to be hawnest i feel like i need to drink a gallon of wata

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refreshing

ancient hawk
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Chat who wan mi

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(Im a gallon of wata)

spice pebble
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ME MEMEME

spice pebble
mortal mauve
short kraken
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Pigs in blankets time

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Guuh

ancient hawk
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Cjat im BLUSHUHGNG

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AND GUSHINGG

short kraken
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@ancient hawk why

stuck harness
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@mortal mauve

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Optimus Prime

short kraken
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Urg

gray sun
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😄

stuck harness
gray sun
rain cliff
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@keen pewterora bhai hello

stuck harness
scenic stump
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Merry Christmas / Hanukkah

short kraken
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Deez

tawdry apex
cursive canyon
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merry christmas

fallow fossil
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christmas miracle! shan is alive

brazen grotto
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Chipi chipi

scenic stump
cursive canyon
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thans

cursive canyon
fallow fossil
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thought you were

stiff idol
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I passed out to the roblox menu music on xbox

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That shit is so angelic for no reason

fallow fossil
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inactive several months = presumed dead ngl

brazen grotto
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default assumption lol

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everytime i see somebody it's hey ur alive

jolly oriole
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me every time someone goes somewhere, even if it’s into another room. ‘safe travels’

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inaccurate and stupid assumptions are just hilarious

normal tiger
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página

normal tiger
normal tiger
ancient hawk
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Guh

scenic stump
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I might get some shrooms and xans

spice pebble
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L

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durr drugs

scenic stump
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I love drugs

spice pebble
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so did lil peep

scenic stump
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Yeah, an

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And?

spice pebble
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dead as hell

scenic stump
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Bc someone laced his shit with smth

spice pebble
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skill issue

brazen grotto
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Womp womp

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Lace deez

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Broooo vampire fucks so damn hard

scenic stump
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no he swallowed those percs

ancient hawk
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Chat she saw my balls

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(Im so shy)

brazen grotto
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Lmaoo

scenic stump
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me next

brazen grotto
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And u ain't gonna send me them

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I see how it is

ancient hawk
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Im sorry its not you....yeah actually, itz you

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😔

alpine spruce
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merry christmas pookies

normal tiger
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merry Chrysler

carmine robin
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BABY

alpine spruce
carmine robin
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Kiss me now

alpine spruce
carmine robin
alpine spruce
carmine robin
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Love the muppets Christmas carol me

mild sparrow
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i hate miss piggy

alpine spruce
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oh god……

carmine robin
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Fat cunt that she is

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Who ate all the pies who ate all the pies

alpine spruce
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hey you! 😸

mild sparrow
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its the nose

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merry chrismas buddies!

carmine robin
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I think Vicky is dissing you man

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I wouldn’t take that

mild sparrow
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idc

alpine spruce
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😭😭

mild sparrow
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she should shave her top lip

carmine robin
#

abahahahah

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Well actually

alpine spruce
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eee man worry about your own lips

carmine robin
#

Funnily enough

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Guys stop fighting not on Christmas 😔

mild sparrow
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i worry about your mums lips

alpine spruce
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what?

carmine robin
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Which one

alpine spruce
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please clarify

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the joke won’t hit until i know which one you’re on about

mild sparrow
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you have two mums?

alpine spruce
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yes

mild sparrow
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hot

carmine robin
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Hur Hur

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Lesbos

alpine spruce
mild sparrow
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i know what i want for christmas now 🙂

quartz mural
#

My Christmas tree caught on fire

alpine spruce
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get out

alpine spruce
quartz mural
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I know it was tragic asf

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So how’s your Christmas goin

carmine robin
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HOW DID THAT HAPPEN MAN

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who’s Christmas tree just sets alight

quartz mural
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Friend felt a lil silly and was playing with a lighter

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Shit sounded like popcorn popping around

alpine spruce
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tbh my electric moving reindeer caught on fire one year HAHAH

keen pewter
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Crazy

quartz mural
mild sparrow
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i wad crazy once

alpine spruce
quartz mural
keen pewter
#

he wad crazy once guys

mild sparrow
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Jon i just know it smells good

quartz mural
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I wonder if they locked him in a room

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A rubber room

keen pewter
#

What smells good

mild sparrow
carmine robin
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Second double vodka orange bout to fuck me ma up in Mario cart again love Christmas guys

keen pewter
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Ayo.

mild sparrow
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?

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second

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i havent even had my krave yet

alpine spruce
quartz mural
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Rolled one up for Christmas Eve

keen pewter
#

@carmine robin u wanna plat stw l8r

carmine robin
#

Eeeee my dinner is in the oven man

quartz mural
#

In honor

mild sparrow
#

pigeon?

carmine robin
mild sparrow
#

idk what you northerners eat

keen pewter
#

Sweet

carmine robin
mild sparrow
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you mean lunch?

alpine spruce
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nah man dinna

quartz mural
alpine spruce
#

propa fkn scran like

carmine robin
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My parents gave me edibles without telling me yesterday I’m exhausted

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Dinna mate dinna

mild sparrow
carmine robin
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Christmas dinna

alpine spruce
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bistos best i hope

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cannot wait for some pigs in blankets mate

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if my mum hasn’t made them i’m gonna kick off

mild sparrow
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ngl i dont get the christmas dinner hype

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turkey is such a dead meat

carmine robin
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Yorkishires are singing to me mate

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I’m having turkey and beef

alpine spruce
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shut them rigjt up 😭

mild sparrow
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you worked xmas?

alpine spruce
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i work in a posh hotel mind

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yeah i work every year

mild sparrow
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poor soul

alpine spruce
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i’m on my break rn

mild sparrow
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my santa blesseth thou

alpine spruce
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ah well if people wanna go out someone’s gotta do it

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(unfortunately it’s me)

carmine robin
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I’m scared incase I have to work tonight

alpine spruce
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if they ask just say you’re pissed

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they can’t make you if ur drunk lol

ancient hawk
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Cock and ball torture

carmine robin
mild sparrow
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you know if you make plans you legally cant be made to work on christmas

ancient hawk
carmine robin
tawdry apex
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teehee

normal tiger
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Hmm

tawdry apex
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hi harry

brazen grotto
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nardy chrijzz

deft creek
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malorie christmas!

mild sparrow
ancient hawk
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@deft creek MAL MAL

deft creek
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HI HARRIETY MERRY MISMAS

jovial bramble
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Merry Christmas

scenic stump
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some place i want to beeee

normal tiger
normal tiger
normal tiger
normal tiger
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Marie Christmas

tardy otter
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🫐🥧😾

wanton parcel
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The next person to comment likes to fuck hallowblocks

jovial bramble
deft creek
random dagger
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Morning everyone

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Wishing a merry Christmas to each and everyone here. Hope u enjoy the holiday. Even if you don't celebrate it, enjoy the day

normal tiger
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Sigh

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Jah bend over

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Guys it’s the best week of the year

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Christmas through new years

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and then depression

random dagger
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Sigh

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Harry take off your pants

rocky thistle
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Thought depression was year round?

quasi plinth
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Seasonal depression

carmine robin
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-sincerely tiny tim

stoic plover
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Bro

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My grandma gave me a "i paused my game to be here" hoodie

random dagger
stoic plover
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Watch when i push her down the stairs

quasi plinth
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Rock that to the first day back to school

stoic plover
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Honest

quasi plinth
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Shit will go so hard

stoic plover
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Anytime i have something important going on im gonna wear it

carmine robin
stoic plover
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Lets get married then

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Problem solved

quasi plinth
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My grandma probably gonna get me a framed photo of herself

mortal gyro
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My grandma got herself dementia this holiday season

quasi plinth
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She gave me a photo of my own cat once as a present

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I think it was a photo I took

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I want Chewbacca crocs tbh

mild sparrow
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all i want for christmas is a box of feminist literature and to cure period cramps

brazen grotto
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All I want is clothes

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I maybe bought one shirt this year and that was back in june

scenic stump
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All I wanted for Christmas was pookie

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But pookie is missing

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(It's a tiktok joke thingg)

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@keen pewter

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What did you get for chrismas

keen cedar
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pookie is missing!

carmine robin
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✊🏻

keen cedar
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cunt i literally just saw that on my tiktok 💀

scenic stump
keen cedar
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happy boxing day everyone

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how much money am i going to spend today 🥰

drowsy mason
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Anita max wynn

scenic stump
keen cedar
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i don’t really receive stuff now that i’m an adult

scenic stump
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They dont know what to get me so they give money 😭

keen cedar
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understandable

scenic stump
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Well my moms mom got me art stuff

carmine robin
keen cedar
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that’s cute 🫶

carmine robin
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joking hope your Christmas was good

keen cedar
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enjoy dinner girly x

scenic stump
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This video is so interesting

carmine robin
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Top scran mate top scran

scenic stump
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I wanna live in a black. Hole

keen cedar
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nye needs to hurry up

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i need my 3 day bender already 😡

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half my outfits haven’t come in the mail tho

wanton parcel
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Have a wonderful Christmas everybody

keen cedar
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you too

carmine robin
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I’m so excited to go out for nye

wanton parcel
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May Jesus Christ fill your heart with joy and laughter amen

keen cedar
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same!

scenic stump
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My dad is bring me to walmart later for a last minute Christmas gift

stuck harness
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@carmine robin alright there geezer?

keen cedar
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i’m so excited to drink for 3 days straight 🥰

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watch everyone get ketted out around me

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nice wholesome nye

stuck harness
carmine robin
stuck harness
carmine robin
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BOSH!

keen cedar
cold notch
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there is not a raven sized gift under the tree BigCry

carmine robin
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I’ve had 5 double vodka oranges

stuck harness
keen cedar
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i was supposed to

stuck harness
keen cedar
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but the shots were free 🤷‍♀️

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what am i supposed to do

carmine robin
keen cedar
carmine robin
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Lol

stuck harness
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Me at my family's Christmas party 17 shots deep and suddenly feeling my car keys in my pocket

keen cedar
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i gotta clean out my swag for nye

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ugh

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the fuckinh spiders that are gonna be in it

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you showered yet?

stuck harness
keen cedar
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plus there’s no way i can drive 💀

stuck harness
keen cedar
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3 days of live bands

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shit like that

stuck harness
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I don't actually have any concrete plans for nye ngl

keen cedar
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didn’t even have to pay a cent cause i’m a local 🫶

keen cedar
stuck harness
keen cedar
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yeah, sure you did

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wait fuck- why am i slag

jolly oriole
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🤢

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go shower man

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both?

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💀

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it’s 1am, i’d rather not be productive

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yeah

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went for a walk along the beach

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worked

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all that 🤷‍♀️

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that sentence makes 0 sense

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please elaborate x

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i wish

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it’s like you physically refuse to see

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do i look 300kg in my pfp? 🥰

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awhhh

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let’s go get you some glasses lil buddy

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come on x

scenic stump
carmine robin
jolly oriole
jolly oriole
carmine robin
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He calls me sammy we are basically best friends

random dagger
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Damn bro

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Life

jolly oriole
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what should be the theme for my 20th?

scenic stump
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I get bored who else am I supposed to talk to

random dagger
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@jolly oriole oh hey bae

jolly oriole
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how’s your chrissy

random dagger
scenic stump
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They are busy is Christmas, I already celebrated so I'm chilling, maybe get off your ass and go hang out with your family

jolly oriole
random dagger
scenic stump
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No it's not it's 9am

random dagger
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Real it's 9am here

jolly oriole
foggy parrot
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it's 2pm over here

jolly oriole
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1am here 😡

foggy parrot
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in the uk

random dagger
jolly oriole
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#boxing day sales 🫡🫡

scenic stump
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I'm fucking 120lbs and 5 3 I don't wanna hear it

jolly oriole
random dagger
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Hear me out

foggy parrot
jolly oriole
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nah it was pretty decent 😂

scenic stump
random dagger
jolly oriole
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mhmm

random dagger
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Ahh that's why I felt a vibe with u

jolly oriole
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…

random dagger
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Me and Aussie people are cool af

jolly oriole
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a vibe? 💀

scenic stump
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I'm lucky to fucking gain even 5lbs

foggy parrot
scenic stump
random dagger
foggy parrot
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ok

jolly oriole
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what breed are you?

scenic stump
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Woof

jolly oriole
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💀

random dagger
jolly oriole
scenic stump
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Wooooof

jolly oriole
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where abouts are you from **

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is that better? 💀

random dagger
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Latin America

jolly oriole
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cool cool

random dagger
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Man breed. That's just different 💀

foggy parrot
jolly oriole
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start using it

scenic stump
jolly oriole
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makes any situation either uncomfortable or fuckinh funny

scenic stump
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start breeding

jolly oriole
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love it

random dagger
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As u should bae xoxo

scenic stump
foggy parrot
jolly oriole
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breeding kinks 💀

scenic stump
scenic stump
random dagger
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Anyways

jolly oriole
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should i spend 150+ on a rug

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💀

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it’s a pretty beach rug

foggy parrot
scenic stump
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dont u have

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carpet in ur room

scenic stump
jolly oriole
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i don’t have a room babes x

foggy parrot
scenic stump
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homeless !

jolly oriole
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:(

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yes !

scenic stump
mortal gyro
scenic stump
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awesome

foggy parrot
scenic stump
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yeah whats it look like

jolly oriole
foggy parrot
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im 5'8

tawdry apex
foggy parrot
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short king?

random dagger
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Marieeee

jolly oriole
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rugs are normally real expensive

tawdry apex
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hello jah

scenic stump
scenic stump
tawdry apex
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MY PHONE WILL NOT CHARGE UGHHH

mortal gyro
random dagger
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Oh rip

scenic stump
foggy parrot
jolly oriole
tawdry apex
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ITS NOT FUNNY THE CABLE STRAIGHT UP DOES NOT WORK

scenic stump
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did u plug it in marie

jolly oriole
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now i’ve gotta pick a pattern

tawdry apex
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it just won't charge i need a new cable

scenic stump
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apple stuff

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lolll

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(i have an iphone now i cant be making these jokes)

jolly oriole
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omg there’s a blue one

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AND A GREEN ONE

random dagger
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Marie has an android

scenic stump
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green...

foggy parrot
jolly oriole
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it’s not for inside dumbass

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it’s a beach rug

scenic stump
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oh so she got usb c ?

jolly oriole
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like outdoors shit

random dagger
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Ye

scenic stump
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paige

jolly oriole
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hello

scenic stump
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if we're at a beach

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and u lay down ur 150 dollar rug

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im looking at ur ass not the rug

scenic stump
foggy parrot
jolly oriole
scenic stump
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think abt it that way

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like im sorry but 😭

jolly oriole
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you leave my 150 beach rug alone

scenic stump
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IT WOULD BE COOL TO HAVE

tawdry apex
scenic stump
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as long as ur mates compliment it

random dagger
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150 bucks for a rug? Hell I got one for 7 bucks and it's great

jolly oriole
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why’s no one but my girly being supportive of my horrible financial decisions

scenic stump
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idk

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u should spend 150 on some shoes

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on some purple shoes

jolly oriole
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NO

tawdry apex
jolly oriole
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i have that many shoes

mortal gyro
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Let a girl live and have her rug

tawdry apex
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ON CUTE STUFF U LIKE!!

jolly oriole
tawdry apex
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fr a rug is worth

scenic stump
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YEAH BUT ITS A TOWEL

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LIKE LETS BE HONEST HERE

jolly oriole
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awhh, what a sweetheart

jolly oriole
scenic stump
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yes

jolly oriole
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THEY ARE PREETT AD FUCK

mortal gyro
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Is it dual purpose can it be an interior rug or just for the beach

random dagger
jolly oriole
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they are horrible :(

random dagger
jolly oriole
foggy parrot
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@scenic stump what height do u conside short king?

jolly oriole
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see @scenic stump why can’t you be like him

scenic stump
jolly oriole
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i’m ex was like- wayyy shorter then me

foggy parrot
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ok

random dagger
jolly oriole
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short kings are fine

tawdry apex
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short king is 5'5

mortal gyro
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Anything below 7’1 is a short king

jolly oriole
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..

tawdry apex
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but tbf i am really tall for a woman so

scenic stump
jolly oriole
#

that applies to everything

scenic stump
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LMFAOOOOOO

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WAIT

tawdry apex
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WHY ARE YOU GIGGLING ASCARI

scenic stump
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U PUT THE BAR UP BY ONE

jolly oriole
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it would be used ALL the time

scenic stump
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😭

random dagger
carmine robin
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I like my men 3’5 where the munchkins at

scenic stump
jolly oriole
scenic stump
random dagger
tawdry apex
carmine robin
scenic stump
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they need to make more tall women !!

carmine robin
tawdry apex
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yeah 5'9 is pretty tall

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i'd say

random dagger
jolly oriole
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ok so
1 - attracts hot men and im desperate for some dick rn
2 - keeps my lil ass comfy and away from the dirty ground
3 - it’s pretttyyy

scenic stump
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yeeee

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its not very pretty

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im sorry

jolly oriole
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IT IS

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nic.. don’t you dare

carmine robin
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What isn’t pretty

jolly oriole
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after them shoes

scenic stump
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my shoes cost less

jolly oriole
#

I DID

random dagger
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A rug of 150 bucks

scenic stump
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than those rugs and i use them more.

jolly oriole
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it would attract the hoes

scenic stump
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ALSO

carmine robin
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WHAT ISNT PRETTY

jolly oriole
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hot men love rugs

scenic stump
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THE DESIGN ISNT VERY INTRICATE

jolly oriole
scenic stump
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MY SHOES ATTRACT THE HOES

jolly oriole
carmine robin
scenic stump
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OH

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WHY DID U SHOW ME THE WRONG PIC THEN 😭

jolly oriole
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I SHOWED YOU MY FIRST WEBSITE BEFORE I FOUND MY AUSSIE ONE 😭