general

[scenic stump]

errr

[real saddle]

[hallow moat]

people taking a 1 min break

[scenic stump]

gmail blowing up my phone

[jolly oriole]

my parcels going to be here tomorrow 😫😫

[real saddle]

🤓

[jovial bramble]

Not what I wanted but I also didn’t know how to find that so tbanks

[carmine coyote]

Woah there cunty pants no need

[jolly oriole]

too bad the fuckers make me drive 30 minutes to the post office

[real saddle]

WOAH

[scenic stump]

bahahaha

[real saddle]

mean much

ass car eee

[scenic stump]

aus post

kee rahhh

[carmine robin]

I once woke up from a nap and gmail was the only notif I had LMAOOOO

[real saddle]

[scenic stump]

just go back to bed at that point smfh

[carmine robin]

LMAOOOOO

[rugged quail]

no

[hallow moat]

imagine not being able to walk to a post office

[scenic stump]

i had to turn my wifi off when i slept so i didnt get disappointed when i wake

[jolly oriole]

country things 🤠

[carmine robin]

Stop it now 😭😭

[carmine coyote]

The simpler times when the only notification you'd get would be on Skype

[jolly oriole]

melbs good for that tho, everything comes to my front door

[hallow moat]

why dont u put ur phone on silent

[carmine robin]

I miss Skype guys

[rugged quail]

the real one is Team Snapchat

[carmine coyote]

Do doo do wip wop

[jolly oriole]

change your ringtone to the skype sound

[scenic stump]

i blocked team snap

annoying mfers

[jovial bramble]

I moved closer to the city and now my mail takes so much longer to get to me

[scenic stump]

i wanna block my ai i hate him being at top

[jolly oriole]

my snap notis are off

don’t feel as bad when i get 0 messages

[rugged quail]

my phone vibrates so hard its basically a vibrator atp

[jolly oriole]

cause i can’t see 🥰

[carmine robin]

The Snapchat ai once posted on its story then gaslit me saying it didn’t

[scenic stump]

i had snap notifs off on my old phone

[carmine coyote]

I'll give you £4000

[jolly oriole]

lil guessing game every time i open snap

[scenic stump]

god what a shit app

[lime berry]

MURICA🦅🇺🇲

[jolly oriole]

no 😭

[carmine robin]

Here he goes again

Hating on Snapchat

[rugged quail]

the cover costs extra

[jolly oriole]

🎻 worlds smallest violin just for you

[scenic stump]

wow okay sam

[carmine coyote]

£3

[hallow moat]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[jolly oriole]

no but seriously, instas where it’s at 🫶

[carmine robin]

Wowowow

[scenic stump]

absolutely!

[rugged quail]

a a bit yellow from sun damage so $5

[jolly oriole]

or messages for the games, love me some cup pong

[scenic stump]

if u main snapchat in ur 20s u are a sad freak

[jolly oriole]

💀

[rugged quail]

snapchat is boring

[carmine robin]

All I’m saying is he never messages me on instagram

[hallow moat]

what is the appropiate to main snapchat

[carmine coyote]

$5 is basically £3 deal

[scenic stump]

u never message me on insta

[rugged quail]

just post ur cock on ig reels

[carmine robin]

THE PHONE WORKS BOTH WAYS

[jolly oriole]

insta messages are amazing

[carmine coyote]

YouTube shorts cock blasting competition

[jolly oriole]

especially the background themes

[scenic stump]

it does but i message u here first

most of the themes r mid

[jolly oriole]

i’ve had the trolls movie theme for a while now 🫡

[carmine robin]

no you mf don’t

[scenic stump]

😔

[rugged quail]

ig reels are funny bc of racism

[scenic stump]

no like if im gonna message u

i do it here

[carmine coyote]

Fr 💀

[hallow moat]

what is an ig reel

[jolly oriole]

💀 true

[carmine coyote]

Insta reels

[jolly oriole]

the insta comments are funnier then the videos

[rugged quail]

me when i see an innocent kid dancing and then open comments 😭

[carmine coyote]

Nobody is safe from insta comments

[jolly oriole]

love the gif option in comments now

[jovial bramble]

Everyone turns off their comments now

[rugged quail]

only kid safe is the dancing russian kid

[scenic stump]

he think everything a mf game

[carmine coyote]

💀

[jovial bramble]

He is Russian ???

[rugged quail]

georgia that kid is so smooth with the transitions now

[carmine robin]

Just sent a man a gif hope he loves me

[rugged quail]

yeah

[scenic stump]

ism that

[hallow moat]

whats the top comment usually

[scenic stump]

why my phone lit up

[rugged quail]

i recently saw one and hes pretty good

[rugged quail]

idk

[jovial bramble]

I know

[jolly oriole]

that one blonde kid??

[carmine robin]

Waiting for a man to see my gif guys

[jovial bramble]

I love his new outfit videos the most

[rugged quail]

everytime i send a gif i feel like i am a facebook mom

[jovial bramble]

He is so cool I want to be like him

[jolly oriole]

i saw some kid rizz me up and start dancing earlier today, he was getting into it

[hallow moat]

maybe u are a facebook mom main

[rugged quail]

we can never be as cool as him

[jovial bramble]

Even his little sister dances and dresses cool with him

They are so epic

[scenic stump]

and i just cant pull my self a way

[lime berry]

Mb I love my culture 🤠

[jolly oriole]

you do you, boo

[jovial bramble]

I have a calippo

[rugged quail]

Sometimes some kids posts his gym progress update and all the comments starts calling him small 😭

[jolly oriole]

you know that kid will definitely outgrow all of them though 💀

[rugged quail]

like hes 12 what do u expect from him

[scenic stump]

um

12 year olds should not be gymming

[rugged quail]

it wont stunt ur growth

[carmine robin]

That’s a bit wild

[jovial bramble]

Have you seen the 12yo with blonde curtains that is like actually ripped

[forest wasp]

🪀

[jovial bramble]

It’s so scary

[rugged quail]

yeah

he poses with his little sister

[jovial bramble]

He has the most insane sleeper build I have ever seen and he is a little baby

Yes

[jolly oriole]

makes me wonder what my excuse is 💀

[scenic stump]

i mean

[rugged quail]

when he becomes an adult his physique could be insane

[jolly oriole]

this kids out here killing it

[scenic stump]

u cant be bothered to wash ur face...

[jolly oriole]

OK ASCARI

I GET IT 😭

[hallow moat]

stop exposing me

[jolly oriole]

I’LL WASH MY FACE

[rugged quail]

wash ur face with shampoo

[jovial bramble]

He will be a little man tho

[scenic stump]

cmonnn

[scenic stump]

good 🫶

was it that hard

[hallow moat]

paige make sure to wash thoroughly

with sop

soap

[jolly oriole]

don’t make me send everyone proof

i’ll be crying and everything

[rugged quail]

theres also an obese kid so said he will do 1 pushup for every follower and he got like 50k now so he just gave up 💀

[scenic stump]

nobody asked for proof 😭

[carmine robin]

Don’t forget to moisturise

[hallow moat]

ill do that

[scenic stump]

paige im doing u dirty im sorry

[jolly oriole]

cunt

[rugged quail]

📄

[scenic stump]

i respect u paige

[carmine robin]

So is her unwashed face rip

[jolly oriole]

go back to heartbreaker

[scenic stump]

SAM

[carmine robin]

Get scrubbing

[scenic stump]

come visit

[hallow moat]

@jolly oriole make sure to wash ur face through and through with soap

[jolly oriole]

busting out the 20 minute routine

[jovial bramble]

My fav is the Brylee kid that a bunch of grown adults cancelled because he called someone a retard or smth on live

[jolly oriole]

is it worth it

[rugged quail]

idk him

[jolly oriole]

what’s your rating for it outta 10

[jovial bramble]

He is like 10

[lime berry]

MY BROTHER IS NAMED THAT

[jolly oriole]

yes shiba 😭

[hallow moat]

where is heartbreaker

[scenic stump]

its not bad

it didnt suck my dick until completion or anything

[jovial bramble]

Your poor brother

[scenic stump]

better than average two hot bartenders id say maybe like a 7

[hallow moat]

make sure to specially wash areas where the oil content is high, like the nose and near but not in the eyes

[odd zinc]

Brother in Christ

[scenic stump]

craft beer too which is kinda nice

[jovial bramble]

Clutch

[scenic stump]

food smells amazing there holy

[jovial bramble]

These nuts

[odd zinc]

What the fuck geo

Lmao😭

[hallow moat]

and then dry your face properly with a towel paige

[jovial bramble]

Hi kitten

Been a while

[odd zinc]

I haven't seen u in forever and this is the introduction 😭

[jovial bramble]

Im not welcome In swaggers anymore

[jolly oriole]

🫶

[lime berry]

He is poor😞

[odd zinc]

How come?

[jolly oriole]

sold, hot bartenders

[forest wasp]

If I photo copy my hand then slap the paper is it high fiving myself or just a clap

[hallow moat]

and then send proof that u washed ur face properly

[scenic stump]

only two

[hallow moat]

[jovial bramble]

Kept making jokes about one of the people there who likes kids

[odd zinc]

I barely talk in swaggers anyways

[jovial bramble]

They got angy at me

[jolly oriole]

i’ll send you a photo of me crying in a second

[hallow moat]

oke

[odd zinc]

Dayum was it true tho

[jolly oriole]

twos enough for me

[scenic stump]

ill wingman u

[lime berry]

Off topic I wanna convert to Orthodoxy but there's no churches here

[carmine robin]

Swaggers is full of fat sweaty nonces

[jolly oriole]

thanks man 🥹🙏

[scenic stump]

lol

[rugged quail]

how is it different in here

[jovial bramble]

He cleared his name I think but also not really

[carmine coyote]

Especially that one who just replied to me

[jovial bramble]

He is a creep through and through

[carmine robin]

KILL YOURSELF

[odd zinc]

Ooooh so they got away with it

[carmine coyote]

KISS ME

[hallow moat]

and in return ill send u a photo of a random bugatti

[rugged quail]

speak ur shit dont be scared

[odd zinc]

What is orthodox anyways?

[scenic stump]

send me proof u cleaned ur face with ur credit card details in the background @jolly oriole

[hallow moat]

religion

[carmine coyote]

Sam is a sweaty nonce

[rugged quail]

and the silly 3 numbers on the back

[jovial bramble]

Finished my calippo

[hallow moat]

she send to me aswell and i will check

[jovial bramble]

So cold

[rugged quail]

get a blanket

[jovial bramble]

No it’s 29c

[rugged quail]

maybe ur just dying

[jolly oriole]

…

[hallow moat]

u might be either overtired or have some illness

[jovial bramble]

No I just had an icypole

[jolly oriole]

buy me a shot at heartbreaker and you got yourself a deal buddy

[jovial bramble]

Weirdos

[hallow moat]

where is heartbreaker

[scenic stump]

ill happily buy one shot

[hallow moat]

is heartbreaker a pub

[scenic stump]

yea it a pub

[jolly oriole]

🫡

[keen crag]

gen thought u was ben cus of ur pfp

[carmine coyote]

Smh

His pfp is so hot

@brittle shale

[keen crag]

jumpscare

[brittle shale]

Wagwan pussy

[carmine robin]

I’m so glad @scenic stump let me borrow his Ferrari to drive to his other summer house that he let me use for the weekend ugghhh

[carmine coyote]

Omg hey smoochums

[keen crag]

😭😭😭

[scenic stump]

i can’t drive i have autism

[carmine robin]

SHUT UP CUNT

[carmine coyote]

Finally someone who knows the law

[brittle shale]

[hallow moat]

is it the one in hampt

[scenic stump]

hi lottie

[keen crag]

wait autistic ppl cant drive

[scenic stump]

australia

[hallow moat]

melbourne

[scenic stump]

supposedly here idk

[keen crag]

hey hey

[carmine coyote]

Yeah that's why you don't drive

[carmine robin]

UGH I’m so glad ascari lent me $700000 to get back on my feet

[keen crag]

NAHHH STOP IT

[brittle shale]

@keen crag do you drive?

[keen crag]

i’m acc so fucked i canny drive anywhere

[brittle shale]

Autism then

[keen crag]

doing my lessons tehe

[carmine coyote]

I can drive EVERYWHERE

[scenic stump]

don’t worry

[carmine coyote]

My autism is cured

[carmine robin]

Do not let this discord mod on the road

[scenic stump]

i don’t think they understand what autism is

[hallow moat]

ascari r u an adult

[keen crag]

NOOOO PLS PLS PLS PLS

[scenic stump]

mmm feet

[carmine coyote]

Ben my mums giving me her car

[scenic stump]

bro

[brittle shale]

Oh yeh??

[scenic stump]

i said i was at bars was i not 😭😭

[keen crag]

tell ur mum to come pick me up x

[carmine coyote]

So we are gonna FUCK in the car when I pass

[carmine robin]

[brittle shale]

You drive and I drive my dick in your ass

[carmine robin]

Can your mum also pick me up

[carmine coyote]

As long as you pay petrol

[keen crag]

she can pick us both up

pussy wagon

[hallow moat]

people ik who arent go to bars so

[carmine robin]

Great

[scenic stump]

lottie were u the disabled person

[carmine coyote]

Mashallah

[scenic stump]

or was that someone else

[keen crag]

HUH

[carmine coyote]

Yes

[keen crag]

HUH????????

[brittle shale]

Yeh she was

[carmine robin]

Mentally disabled perhaps

[keen crag]

i’m going to kill myself

okay what the flip

[carmine coyote]

No balls

[scenic stump]

not hearing a yes or no

[keen crag]

all 3 of you didn’t even give me a CHANCE

[scenic stump]

besides the other guys

[lime berry]

That has to be haram

[hallow moat]

affirmative

[brittle shale]

Lottie = 🧌

[keen crag]

i don’t think i am ?????😭😭😭i am NORMAL

[scenic stump]

oh

[carmine coyote]

Wait nah lottie was that girl that kinda looked like her from the ricky Gervais show on telly

[keen crag]

i can wlak and i have all my limbs

[carmine robin]

I don’t think you’re supposed to say normal

[rugged quail]

How can u be sure if u never took a test

[carmine coyote]

Wlak

[jolly oriole]

shiba just told me to fix my hair…

[brittle shale]

Yeh she looks like that girl from the tv

[jolly oriole]

man it’s curly 😭

[keen crag]

only downside is my adhd 🤓💪🏽

[carmine robin]

Show us the wheelchair DRIP

[scenic stump]

no winning for you is there ☹️

[hallow moat]

at the bottom its curly

[carmine coyote]

[keen crag]

disability test ah yes

[keen crag]

oh my god

i literally know who you mean now

[jolly oriole]

😭

[keen crag]

you both are cunts i hope u rot in hell

[carmine coyote]

Lmfao

Awe bestie 💓

[brittle shale]

Stub your toe

[keen crag]

shag ur mum

[scenic stump]

i have hair that gets curlier the further

[carmine coyote]

Sleep on a hot pillow

[jolly oriole]

i actually might change my pfp to my face washing photo

[keen crag]

minor

[hallow moat]

stub ur pinkie toe

[brittle shale]

Why do you want people to commit incest your weirdo

[keen crag]

i’ll shag her then

[carmine robin]

Not on Lottie just not on

[carmine coyote]

Blud is gonna get the hot pillow cold sheets combo

[brittle shale]

Stay away from my house

[keen crag]

why r u defending these CRETINS

[brittle shale]

Cause you’re mean

[carmine coyote]

Because we're devine specimens

[keen crag]

devine

[carmine robin]

I do NOT condone incest

[lime berry]

HERETICS

[hallow moat]

i thought cretin was a medicine for hyperthyroidism

[brittle shale]

You’re awesome

[carmine coyote]

Well hey there now

[brittle shale]

No

[jolly oriole]

omg, it’s summer break. I can finally get my nails done

[carmine coyote]

Lmfao

[keen crag]

it means FREAKS !!!!!!!!

[scenic stump]

hurry up and change it i wanna sleep happy @jolly oriole

[jolly oriole]

bit of advice.. don’t become a nurse. This career is horrible

[scenic stump]

oh no

ur a nurse…?

[jolly oriole]

say goodbye to my ket sunnies

[keen crag]

nursing is so wank

i could never

[jolly oriole]

that’s what i’m in uni for..

[scenic stump]

nurses are bitches 😭😭

[jolly oriole]

PAHAHAH

WOW

[hallow moat]

wut

[jolly oriole]

aren’t you lucky i just dropped it

[mild sparrow]

thats my dreams of nursing gone

[hallow moat]

u coulda done art paige for uni

[jolly oriole]

i’m now a lawyer…

[carmine robin]

What the actual fuck

[scenic stump]

i’m speaking from experience

[carmine robin]

MATE

[keen crag]

u would’ve been an amazing nurse nic

[hallow moat]

wut

[keen crag]

SAM UR A NURSE

[carmine coyote]

You cretin

[carmine robin]

Yes

[scenic stump]

thought lottie was talking to me for a sec

[rugged quail]

She cleans old men’s poop

[keen crag]

the nhs is on its downfall

[carmine coyote]

Wait Sophie you're allowed out of the house????

[mild sparrow]

thanks but im pursuing my dreams of live modelling

[keen crag]

didn’t know autistic ppl can be nurses tbh

[carmine robin]

Sadly

[jolly oriole]

apparently i wash my face wrong as well

[carmine coyote]

FR

[rugged quail]

U should be a foot model

[keen crag]

petite i assume ?

[scenic stump]

can u do anything right paige

[jolly oriole]

shiba man, you’re gonna have to make a tutorial

[carmine robin]

I am NOT liking lotties attitude today

[keen crag]

tehe

[carmine coyote]

Lmao

[mild sparrow]

i have hobit feet

[keen crag]

i just woke up in my defence

[jolly oriole]

i can make a MEAN spag

[mild sparrow]

bbw

[carmine robin]

Just not on mate

[scenic stump]

oh?

[keen crag]

oh valid x

[lime berry]

I KNOW THEY PRAYED ON MY DOWNFALL 😡

[carmine coyote]

Tbf I'd rather be seen by Doctor Rajesh than Sam

[keen crag]

ash 😭😭😭

[carmine coyote]

Sorry that's just every doctors name

I don't make the rules

[carmine robin]

Yh that’s valid

[keen crag]

my doc is a lovely gent tbh

[mild sparrow]

doctor rajesh worked hard to make it out the hood

[rugged quail]

Tbf one sold his family to be a doctor in the uk

[rugged quail]

Hobbit fashion

[hallow moat]

Doctor Rajesh will know everything about medicine

[carmine coyote]

Based

[jolly oriole]

imma just give up my career and become a full time alcoholic 🥰🫶

[keen crag]

real

[carmine coyote]

Who needs a family when you have a British passport

[jolly oriole]

maybe do some uber here and there

[carmine coyote]

I do both!

[keen crag]

uber seems so fun

[jolly oriole]

and actually TALK to the people in my car

[keen crag]

just driving simulator

[jolly oriole]

cute lil work and social life balance

[carmine coyote]

It's not a simulator retard 💀

[keen crag]

maybe i like maccies cus it’s like pizza place on roblox

[lime berry]

I trust doc McStuffins more than rajesh💯

[carmine coyote]

No fr only reason I work at dominos

[carmine robin]

1 star for you

[rugged quail]

How else is he supposed to get a green card

[jovial bramble]

Eebebeb

[keen crag]

working HARD

[carmine coyote]

You gotta find a way to afford the booze somehow

[carmine robin]

Valid

[keen crag]

gen obsessed

[carmine coyote]

Slop me and marry me

[keen crag]

back in my roblox era

someone posted on the NTU snapchat abt a roblox party?

[jolly oriole]

ceno 🫶😫

[carmine coyote]

What the fuck

[jovial bramble]

I got banned on Roblox yesterday 😔

[rugged quail]

20 rupees

[keen crag]

gen might go

[rugged quail]

How do u get banned from Roblox

[carmine coyote]

That's about 0.01p

[keen crag]

saying slur s

[hallow moat]

british password is like a legendary achievement

[jolly oriole]

i’ll become a dolebludger

live off the govo

[rugged quail]

Yearly salary for me

[carmine coyote]

Damn high roller

[keen crag]

universal credit 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[hallow moat]

lads if u wanna be a good doctor, go to britain - more specifically places like london

[scenic stump]

bro this georgia mf still up

[carmine robin]

MY KINDA LANGUAGE

[jovial bramble]

Used the f slur many times on a child who wouldn’t get out of my stable and also put my address as my description for my horse character

[keen crag]

LETS GOOOOO

[carmine coyote]

This right here, this is all I do

[carmine robin]

NOW WE TALKING

[keen crag]

(i’m in 30,000£ debt)

[carmine robin]

DOLE DWELLLAAAAA

[keen crag]

(student loans)

[hallow moat]

wait how did they know ur address

[rugged quail]

😭 influenced by ig comments

[carmine coyote]

Lmfao stupid uni student

[keen crag]

👎🏼

[jovial bramble]

They didn’t I gave kt to them

[hallow moat]

student loans

what interest do u pay for student loans

[carmine robin]

She go to McDonald’s uni or?

[keen crag]

gov loans is just fake money

[jolly oriole]

don’t bring up student loans 😭

[keen crag]

crying

[carmine robin]

It doesn’t count cause the money is free

[carmine coyote]

Meanwhile I've almost saved enough for a house and got a car coming next year along with my 125

[hallow moat]

student loans for rent ig

[keen crag]

nah tbf it’s like 18,000 a year and i’m doing 4 years

[carmine coyote]

Uni is a waste!

[rugged quail]

R u mclovin it

[keen crag]

i ain’t doing that math

[hallow moat]

72,000

[keen crag]

stop my hands smell of pickles

[carmine robin]

I grew up so poor I got the highest possible student loan I love the government

[hallow moat]

just for uni

[jovial bramble]

I was literally just trying to live my life as a horse and she wouldn’t get out

[hallow moat]

rent gone up by 35% so

[jovial bramble]

I had every right

[keen crag]

REALLLLLL

[hallow moat]

in accountance with inflation

[keen crag]

AND I GOT BURSARY🔥🔥🔥🔥

[carmine coyote]

Mmmm maccies gherkins 😍

[keen crag]

hard worker

[carmine robin]

No fr I got the highest everything

[hallow moat]

Lottie

[carmine coyote]

Wait sophie you went uni?

[keen crag]

still doesn’t feel enough tho

[carmine robin]

Until I got booted out now I owe them a lot of money

[hallow moat]

how much do u spend on rent

[keen crag]

hello

725 not including bills

[carmine robin]

Not anymore

[hallow moat]

wb food

[jolly oriole]

you don’t owe them shit 🗣️

[rugged quail]

Right to slurs is crazy

[keen crag]

£60-70 a week

[carmine coyote]

Lol did you drop out

[carmine robin]

I got booted out

[keen crag]

HOW

[carmine coyote]

EcksDee

[carmine robin]

Now I owe all the loans and bursary’s back

[tawdry apex]

HI LOTTIE ! <3

[keen crag]

my attendance was 20% and i’m still there

[scenic stump]

goodnight guys i’m tired

[carmine robin]

The loan has been given to the baylifs aswell

[keen crag]

marie baefy😍😍😍😍

[keen crag]

gn sleep well

[carmine robin]

They don’t know my new address guys YIPPPEEE

[carmine coyote]

My mate got kicked out after having like 3 weeks just to respond to an email

[jovial bramble]

It was mostly #### until I figured out how to bypass she had time to spare herself

[tawdry apex]

HI ML

[keen crag]

NAHHHH id be locking my doors and window always

[hallow moat]

how r u sleeping before georgia

[jolly oriole]

sleep terribly

[carmine robin]

Luckily I moved houses LMAOOOO

[keen crag]

a girl got kicked from uni of for shagging in barr barr photo booth

[hallow moat]

paige how is uni going

[jolly oriole]

georgias just making sure the lab experiment (us) doesn’t go wrong

[keen crag]

saw the video it was SHOCKING

[jolly oriole]

eh, so so

[keen crag]

hru pretty

[rugged quail]

Criminal on the run

[carmine coyote]

Barr Barr is shite

[jolly oriole]

i drink, rock up to uni, work and leave

[keen crag]

dog but cheap shots

[carmine coyote]

Me FR

[tawdry apex]

i'm okay!! hru? <3

[jovial bramble]

Im fucking eating icecreams man

It’s hot

[jolly oriole]

yeah sure

[carmine coyote]

I only went there cause my mates a bouncer there

[jolly oriole]

give us some???

[keen crag]

tired but it’s nearly christmas so EXCITED

[carmine coyote]

Was NOT worth it

[carmine robin]

The ice cream is hot?

[jovial bramble]

No the weather is

[keen crag]

my workplace go there all the time

cucamaras on top

[hallow moat]

do u have any qualifications

[carmine coyote]

Nah bodega on top

[keen crag]

yessssssss

[rugged quail]

Shitting and a mosquito is bothering

[jolly oriole]

got a year and a half into my nursing degree

[keen crag]

indie wednesday

[jolly oriole]

then kinda like

[rugged quail]

Mf got nothing better to do

[carmine coyote]

Went in there and some mad cunt was playing trumpet to sandstorm

[carmine robin]

@carmine coyote have you been to worldie in Newcastle?

[jolly oriole]

got sick and dropped it

now i’m doing my criminal justice shit to become a lawyer

[keen crag]

stop it why was someone playing saxophone to mariah carey remix

[jolly oriole]

🫡

[carmine coyote]

I haven't been to Newcastle for a night out

[keen crag]

gen speechless

[jovial bramble]

Haha I am peeing x

Ok bye

[carmine robin]

Gay

[carmine coyote]

The live music in bodega is elite

[keen crag]

newcastle isn’t real babe x

[lime berry]

All I want for Christmas is poo😍

[carmine robin]

SHUT UP YES IT IT SHUTUPSHUTUP

[rugged quail]

Have fun!

[hallow moat]

yk ur life will be miserable if u go do lawyer

[keen crag]

take ur meds sam x

[carmine robin]

IT IS REAL STOP IT!!!

[jolly oriole]

my life would be miserable being a nurse

[jovial bramble]

Nigbt night queens

[keen crag]

(delusional)

[rugged quail]

When u become a lawyer and it’s nothing like suits and bcs

[hallow moat]

lawyer is worse

[jolly oriole]

my first placement was aged care.. 3 residents died while i was there

[carmine coyote]

Sophie you live in Sunderland

[hallow moat]

lawyer is probably one if the driest jobs there

[jolly oriole]

i’d rather not see people die 💀

[carmine robin]

You are gonna get blocked

[carmine coyote]

Hot

[rugged quail]

U killed 3 in ur first year? Thats crazy tbh

[keen crag]

when’s the man u liverpool game kick off

[jolly oriole]

yeah mb

[keen crag]

triple kill from paige

[jolly oriole]

got hungry

[carmine coyote]

Up the mackems

[keen crag]

🔥🔥🔥🔥purrrr

[jolly oriole]

nah- the first guy deserved it

[hallow moat]

wow ur northern

[jolly oriole]

man asked for custard everytime u walked past

[keen crag]

up the north RAHHHHH

[jolly oriole]

AND HE THREW IT UP

[rugged quail]

U should be a lawyer for truly humble under god then

[carmine robin]

UP THE SUADI MAGS

[carmine coyote]

Good job you put 'north' in there

[jolly oriole]

lawyer paige sounds better then nurse paige

[hallow moat]

Sam do u have a northern accent then

[keen crag]

up the IRA

[carmine coyote]

Fuck off taig

[carmine robin]

LMAOO

[keen crag]

unfortunately x

[rugged quail]

What if u lose all ur cases

[keen crag]

it’s part of her illness

[carmine coyote]

Fuck the pope!

[hallow moat]

ur northern too

?

[jolly oriole]

i won’t, got nothing on me babyyy

(i haven’t started this course yet)

[rugged quail]

Getting my client Capital punishment for jaywalking

[keen crag]

u southern,,,

[carmine robin]

Tell me ma when I come home

[hallow moat]

tbh idk

[keen crag]

sensing a civil dispute here

[jolly oriole]

got let in because of my credits thoooughhh 🥰

[carmine coyote]

She's got a manky Yorkshire type accent

[keen crag]

yorkshire accent is the best

[carmine coyote]

Lottie don't you come from sausage place

[keen crag]

PLSSSSSSSSSS

[jolly oriole]

is jaywalking a thing in aus..?

[keen crag]

UP LINCOLNSHIRE

i moved to isle of man tho

[jolly oriole]

i don’t think a police officer has ever done me for jaywalking

[carmine coyote]

They have decent sausages tbf

[carmine robin]

[keen crag]

they’re unreal

[rugged quail]

Steal the cam footage so u can get new clients daily

[keen crag]

the pork kind tho the men r trash

[hallow moat]

ur on the isle of man

[carmine coyote]

Lmao

[keen crag]

i’m in nottingham atm my family live there

[jolly oriole]

i’ll defend myself if i ever get done for it

[carmine robin]

Just keeps getting worse

[keen crag]

so at christmas i’ll be flying back to them

[carmine coyote]

Lottie moved to an island full of MEN

[hallow moat]

so like

[keen crag]

RAHHHHHHH

[hallow moat]

south of sheffield

[carmine coyote]

Disrupted the equilibrium

[jolly oriole]

your honour, my client, me, is not guilty

[carmine robin]

YOU FLY TO THE ISLE OF MAN???

[keen crag]

aye i got a train through sheffield the other day

[carmine robin]

this is new knowledge

[keen crag]

tragic place x

[rugged quail]

Ur honour tbf I was listening to jay z

[carmine coyote]

Big up the NG crew

[keen crag]

bae i HAVE TO

[carmine robin]

I didn’t know you could

[keen crag]

it’s an island in the middle of No where

[carmine coyote]

How do you think people ge there

[keen crag]

yea 25 minute flight or 4 hour ferry

[carmine robin]

I thought you got the boat ngl guys

[keen crag]

the airport there is so tiny it’s so funny

my sister works there

i’ve got the boat like 3 times

[jolly oriole]

you honour.. i was indeed inside that bank while it was getting robbed BUT it was my girl time so i am innocent

[keen crag]

it’s just so long and i get seasick

[jolly oriole]

i’m just a girl in the world 🤷‍♀️

[carmine robin]

I didn’t even think the Isle of Man would have a airport

[hallow moat]

ay atleast ur not in birmingham

[keen crag]

last time we got caught in a storm it was TRAUMATSIMG

[carmine robin]

You live a new thing everyday

[keen crag]

real

[carmine coyote]

Don't mention being sea sick smh

[carmine robin]

LEARN

[hallow moat]

i can mention sea sick

[keen crag]

they just had their first KFC built x

[hallow moat]

i got banned from a boat

[rugged quail]

Your honour I’m not a cannibal it was just my girl dinner

[keen crag]

there’s no Asda on the island

[hallow moat]

for being sea sick

[keen crag]

only tesco

and there’s one mcdonald’s on the whole island

[hallow moat]

is there a costco

[carmine robin]

I’m imagining a desolate island with a kfc and a airport rn

[keen crag]

nah

[carmine coyote]

I got seasick in ibiza cause I was smoking on the boat which is apparently really bad to do on a boat

[keen crag]

ya p much

[hallow moat]

thats exactly it

[keen crag]

idiot 😭😭😭😭

[hallow moat]

i man isle of man isnt desolate

[carmine coyote]

Didn't throw up just felt shit

[hallow moat]

but it sure is smol

[jolly oriole]

bananas on toast just wasn’t enough your honour 😭

[carmine robin]

Wait I just googled it it’s kinda cute

[carmine coyote]

And they didn't take card so I couldn't buy drinks

[keen crag]

it’s just mountains cliffs beaches and kfc

mate the island is so pretty

[carmine robin]

Guys I wanna go to the Isle of Man

[keen crag]

and in the summer we have the biggest motorbike race in the world or smth

[hallow moat]

its not pretty when it rains

[keen crag]

channing tatum was there

[carmine coyote]

And motorbike helmets with heads in them scattered about

[hallow moat]

and taking a boat to isle of man in stormy weather isnt great either

[keen crag]

Jeremy clarkson used to live there he has a farm area 😭😭😭

[keen crag]

sadly yes

[carmine robin]

Isle of Man discord meet ups guys???

[carmine coyote]

Isle of man tt looks mental

[hallow moat]

go by plane

[keen crag]

STOP IT😭😭😭

[hallow moat]

cant im banned

[keen crag]

aye the hinge there is class

it’s all irishmen

because they’re like a couple miles out

or scousers but we ignore them

[carmine coyote]

Dirty fucking Irish

[carmine robin]

I love the scouse me

[jolly oriole]

had my scottish boss beg me to come back to scotland with her at the work dinner tonight

[hallow moat]

i just realise

[jolly oriole]

was tempted just to test out some scottish men

[keen crag]

i wpuldve caved

[jolly oriole]

nearly did 😭

[carmine robin]

Scottish men are a no for me

[keen crag]

bit aggressive

[carmine robin]

They just aren’t right in the head

[keen crag]

and i canny understand what they’re saying

[hallow moat]

paige vs scottish man in a drinking comp

[carmine coyote]

I hate having money I wanna spend it on a month holiday but then I'd come home with no savings

[keen crag]

irishmen are alright

[jolly oriole]

is any man right in the head x

[keen crag]

weirdly like the welsh accent

[carmine robin]

No babs

[carmine coyote]

Grim

[keen crag]

this !!!

[proud sandal]

ur all wrong

[keen crag]

australian accent tho>>>>>>>

[jolly oriole]

i’m a disgustingly good drinker

[carmine robin]

Vicky is seeing one atm

[carmine coyote]

Hey awook

[keen crag]

victim

[carmine robin]

Yh they’re a smash

[keen crag]

no 👎🏼

[carmine robin]

Nah who does she think she is a fucking sheep?

She needs to get the fuck back home

[carmine coyote]

Shaun

[jolly oriole]

aussie accent? 🤢

[keen crag]

i wanna move there in like 2 years

[proud sandal]

wrong

[hallow moat]

u fall asleep without wearing makeup so yeah i believe u

[keen crag]

just gotta sort out the visa and shit

[jolly oriole]

we sound horribly aggressive

[carmine coyote]

A visa for Wales??

[keen crag]

nah u all sound hot

[jolly oriole]

harsh man 😭

[carmine robin]

A VISA FOR WHALES

[keen crag]

australia u retard

[carmine coyote]

It's in the UK me duck

[carmine robin]

whale???

wales

[hallow moat]

u dont need a visa for wales

[carmine coyote]

OK that makes more sense

[hallow moat]

u just walk in

[keen crag]

i’ve driven to wales u spastics

[jolly oriole]

bring a tent, you can all sleep on my farm

[hallow moat]

same

[keen crag]

AUSTRALIA !!!!!

[jolly oriole]

right along the beach 🫶

[hallow moat]

i have a house in wales

[carmine robin]

you literally replied to a wales message YOU DUMB CUNT

[keen crag]

yay

i just wanna go for the surfing tbh

[carmine coyote]

Cunt you were replying to her talking about Wales lmao

[proud sandal]

i love the aussie accent

[keen crag]

I REPLIED TO THE AISTRALIAN ONE U SPASTIC

[jolly oriole]

we’re right next ro the world famous ‘fairy penguins’

[carmine robin]

NOT HER GASLIGHTING US MAN

[keen crag]

NO I DIDNT

[carmine coyote]

OK so me and Sophie are on the same page lmfao

[proud sandal]

just a shame aussies are assholes

[jolly oriole]

smallest in the world or whatever

[carmine coyote]

YES YOU FUCKING DID

[hallow moat]

awooku

[jolly oriole]

ouch

[keen crag]

LOOK

‘yea they’re a smash’ ‘australian accents >>>>>’

[hallow moat]

awooku r u swede

[keen crag]

I REPLIED TO THAT

FUCK OFF

[carmine coyote]

Lottie you fucking spaz

[carmine robin]

APOLOGIZE NOW LOTTIE IM LITERALLY CRYING

[hallow moat]

lottie youd smash aussies

wow

[carmine robin]

i would

[keen crag]

i’m literally being gas lit

[carmine coyote]

Gaslighting isn't real idiot

[hallow moat]

anyone know who johnny marr is

[keen crag]

yer dad

[jolly oriole]

i mean, one look at some aussie blokes and i get the hustle

[carmine coyote]

I know who jonny Vegas is

Speaking of I want a cuppa

[jolly oriole]

but sometimes i cannot for the life of me understand it 😭

[keen crag]

same

[carmine coyote]

When's the tea time alarm going off today

[keen crag]

i don’t understand this sentence

[carmine robin]

oooo you may need a visa for that babs x

[keen crag]

killing myself

[jolly oriole]

mb 😭

[keen crag]

😭😭😭😭

[hallow moat]

is he the guy from benidorm

[carmine coyote]

Give me your maccies discount before you do

[hallow moat]

i mightve seen him before

[keen crag]

the way i’ve lost it

[carmine robin]

fucking love benidorm me

[keen crag]

it’s only on nialls phone

[carmine coyote]

Idk he's the guy from the pg tips advert

[keen crag]

doesn’t work on mine

[hallow moat]

nial

river niall

[keen crag]

👎🏼

i flew over the river nile tehe

[hallow moat]

[carmine coyote]

I flew over scunthorpe

[carmine robin]

lottie is middle class nfw

[hallow moat]

I flew over nottingham and sunderland

in a plane

[carmine robin]

she may be high class

[hallow moat]

and a helicopter

[carmine coyote]

Omg I live in Notts and Sophie lives in Sunderland

[carmine robin]

I DONT

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

[carmine coyote]

OK girl whatever you say 🙄

[carmine robin]

KILL YOUSELF

[carmine coyote]

See this is why you've got so many ASBOs

[carmine robin]

when you were last in newcastle i didnt leave my house out of fear

[carmine coyote]

Lmfao

[hallow moat]

so ur like nearly newcastley but not quite

[carmine coyote]

The way I got so close to your postcode and you shit yourself

[carmine robin]

i live slapbang in the middle of newcastle

[carmine robin]

THAT WAS INSANE

i still remember that

[carmine coyote]

You fucking BRICKED it

[keen crag]

can’t lie i’m so poor

[carmine robin]

YOU WOULD TOO

[carmine coyote]

L

[carmine robin]

imagine a weird discord bloke guessing your postcode first try

[keen crag]

i went sober to save money

[carmine coyote]

I saved 10k as an alcoholic

You're going down the wrong route lottie

[proud sandal]

a stalker who was on this server lives in the same city as me

[carmine robin]

thats fun

[carmine coyote]

🇸🇪

[proud sandal]

turns out we went to the same school too, where he had access to some of my personal details, which he claimed he still had somewhere

[carmine coyote]

What exactly were those details?

[carmine robin]

some guy in here went to the same college as me that was a shock

[rugged quail]

Discord fan

[carmine coyote]

Someone in here went to the same primary and secondary as me

[hallow moat]

sr1 ###

[proud sandal]

address, full name, phone number, e-mail, our equivalent of a social security number

[carmine coyote]

Never once met them until discord tho

[carmine robin]

?

wtf is sr

[hallow moat]

o wait

[carmine coyote]

No not types of details, the details themselves

[proud sandal]

i guess

[hallow moat]

awooku ur full name is Awooku 'Swede' Lasagna

[rugged quail]

😟

[carmine robin]

hes asking for your full name and phone number

[carmine coyote]

Fax

[carmine robin]

MAINUL

MY BESITE

[proud sandal]

funny

[carmine robin]

HELLO HELL OEHELLO

[rugged quail]

no sam

[carmine robin]

MATE WHY

im so booored

[carmine coyote]

Ugh we only have blue milk what the FUCK CAN NOBODY BE HAPPY IN THIS ECONONMY

[carmine coyote]

Alright Billy eilish calm down

[carmine robin]

went to a lads house once, only red milk.

just not right

[rugged quail]

I got things planned

[carmine coyote]

Murder him

[rugged quail]

Red 40 milk

[proud sandal]

wtf is red milk

[hallow moat]

because its good for cereal

[carmine robin]

red cap milk

[carmine coyote]

Shut the fuck up now

[hallow moat]

specifically cornflakes

[carmine robin]

SEMI SKIMMED TIL I DIE RAAAHHHHH RAAHHHHH

[hallow moat]

but

[carmine coyote]

Blue milk leaves a shit texture in your mouth

UP THE GREEN MILK

[proud sandal]

why does milk have colours now

[hallow moat]

thats because its whole fat

[rugged quail]

Colour coded milk is crazy

[proud sandal]

what do you mean

[carmine coyote]

JUST BUY FUCKING CREAM

[carmine robin]

it indicates the type of milk

[proud sandal]

right

[carmine coyote]

You heathenous CUNT

[hallow moat]

blue = fat, green = semi skimmed, red = idk, brown = jersey milk,

[rugged quail]

U should swallow whole it’s good for you

[proud sandal]

here i was thinking it was literally just dyed milk

[carmine coyote]

Red is skimmed

[carmine robin]

green is semi skimmed ONLY CORRECT ONE

[rugged quail]

WTF IS JERSEY MILK

[carmine coyote]

Cum

[hallow moat]

its like

the brown cows

[rugged quail]

Milk from New Jersey

[proud sandal]

from jersey cows

[carmine robin]

JERSEY MILK????????????????

[carmine coyote]

I want me some waygu milk

[hallow moat]

wagyu steak

A5

not worth it at all

[rugged quail]

What do u guys call goat milk then

[carmine coyote]

Isn't a5 the worst

[rugged quail]

Grey milk

[hallow moat]

goats milk

[carmine robin]

naw lads aldi wagyu is so nice i cant lie

[carmine coyote]

Slurp juice

[hallow moat]

u got it in the wrong order

A5 is top

[rugged quail]

It’s not real wagyu 🤓

[hallow moat]

its from Japan

imported

[carmine coyote]

Ordering 5 ounces of a5 wagyu

[carmine robin]

spending so much money on a bit of steak is just wild how good can it be

[proud sandal]

very

[rugged quail]

Only £8k

[proud sandal]

or so ive heard

[carmine coyote]

I've got the money don't you worry

[sonic root]

only 8k? bank robbery time

[keen pewter]

my friends sent me pics of some london street and itS SO PRETTY

christmas lights and all

🥺

[rugged quail]

Also the meat is like 40% fat

[carmine robin]

ik but some poeple spend hundreds in restaurants on a little cube????????

[sonic root]

can i get a loan fr

[proud sandal]

gonna go to copenhagen and show you our streets then too

[carmine coyote]

How early in the morning did they take the pictures?

[keen pewter]

yes please

[hallow moat]

Its from Kagoshima - Japan

A5 Wagyu

[proud sandal]

sick

[carmine robin]

can i have a tenner for a mcdonalds

[carmine coyote]

50% interest

[proud sandal]

ill get around to it eventually

[keen pewter]

they went there yesterday eve

[carmine coyote]

Slop me then

[sonic root]

lemme get uhh £2000

[carmine robin]

[carmine coyote]

How busy were the street?

London is hell around Christmas on weekends

[carmine robin]

id rather kill myself then go to london at christmas

[hallow moat]

why

[carmine coyote]

Do it omg

[hallow moat]

its good food

[carmine robin]

i will x

[keen pewter]

it was extremely crowded and one particular building looked like this

[sonic root]

me too sam

[keen pewter]

that is Horniman circle in my city^^

[carmine coyote]

Aight you've got a month to pay me back 3k

[keen pewter]

the building in the pic resembles the one in london v closely

[sonic root]

considering i dont have 3k

[carmine robin]

was it the christamas lights jon

[carmine coyote]

Ah london, with the English Arabic text on the walls

[carmine robin]

LMAOOO

[keen pewter]

thats hindi HAHA

[carmine coyote]

Or is that hindi

[hallow moat]

mumbai?

[keen pewter]

yes

[carmine coyote]

OK wow Jon just beat me there

[hallow moat]

ah ok

[keen pewter]

wait until i beat u in bed

that sounds a bit abusive

[carmine coyote]

I'm gonna beat you off

[keen pewter]

i mean it in a sexy way

oh

[carmine coyote]

Jon come to Notts I'll get you a job at dominos

[carmine robin]

CAN I HAVE ONE

[carmine coyote]

You might even know some of the staff!

[hallow moat]

can i have one

[carmine coyote]

NO! INDIANS ONLY

[keen pewter]

LESSGO

[carmine robin]

FFS!!!

[hallow moat]

wow racist

[carmine coyote]

That's the dominos policy

[sonic root]

can i get a job

[hallow moat]

based dominos

Jon go be doctor

[keen pewter]

what kind

[carmine coyote]

I am the ONLY white English person in the store who isn't a driver

[carmine robin]

nah fr im suprised they let you in ash

[hallow moat]

surgeon

[rugged quail]

sae the nhs fro sam

[jolly oriole]

dominos is actually so dodgy

the fuckers always rip me off

with a soggy ass pizza 😭

[carmine robin]

dominos is so expensive these days

[carmine coyote]

Can't comment on aus dominos

[carmine coyote]

No it's not you're just poor

[carmine robin]

dominos uk is nice but its SPEENNNYYY

[sonic root]

fr

[jolly oriole]

aus domino’s is like.. the lowest of the low

[carmine robin]

£20 for a pizza or some shit?????

[proud sandal]

dominos is shit